PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[Dr Hooch]

McCain is a great man and a principled leader. Come on, would you rather have Hillary Clinton president than him?

"bomb bomb bomb

bomb bomb iran" - John McCain

Genuine quote.


I don't mind him, for a republican, but his stance on foreign policy is just too aggressive. It's really the exact opposite of what america needs right now.


No, I don't like clinton. At all. But she's not really got enough policy for me to say what I hate anyway. If she wins i just hope she has the sense to not do anything drastic, and especially not to go on a new legislation binge.

[ringworm]

And folks, in regards to McCain's hundred years comment, we have had troops in Japan for 60 years. Does anyone care? No. Don't make something out of nothing
with the great principles of our nation, troops in other countries shouldnt be needed to maintain good foreign relations, but I guess by not following the great principles our nation was founded on for the past few decades, troops ARE needed to maintain relations, or *cough* demand them

[Hababi]

"bomb bomb bomb

bomb bomb iran" - John McCain

Genuine quote.


It was a silly attempt at humor that he later apologized for.

And, I don't see voting for a ruthless politician devoid of any ethics, running a dishonest and racist campaign, over McCain.

[Knifeboy]

Jack White rocks. Love his soloing

[Smokey D]

I think Zero is putting way too much stock in how the campaigns are (allegedly) being run over policy substance.

[Hababi]

I think Zero is putting way too much stock in how the campaigns are (allegedly) being run over policy substance.

A person who runs a deeply unethical, divisive, and racist campaign doesn't deserve to take office, no matter what their political pledges are.

[Smokey D]

A person who runs a deeply unethical, divisive, and racist campaign doesn't deserve to take office, no matter what their political pledges are.

Sure they do, if what they do is best for the country.

Presidential office isn't about who deserves it, it's about who the country deserves.

[Hababi]

Sure they do, if what they do is best for the country.

Presidential office isn't about who deserves it, it's about who the country deserves.

Yes, and the country doesn't deserve ruthless, amoral leaders. You don't seem to understand that being a president isn't just about the legislation you sign (by the way, she opposes raising the payroll tax, will do little to stop global warming, and many of her policies will be a reflectin of do-nothing politicking), but how you lead. It's about your image. Hillary's conduct is unbecoming a leader. The president is the leader of the free world and the face of America, and that face should not be a ruthless and conniving, Machiavellian person.

[Smokey D]

Image is nothing. Policy is everything.

Plus no one in the rest of hte world thinks she's machiavellian.

You're just angry because she doesn't wear dresses (omg the collapse of public order!).

[ringworm]

When Bobby Bouche's Mom told him girls are the devil, she was referring to Bill's wife

[irishslappop]

When Bobby Bouche's Mom told him girls are the devil, she was referring to Bill's wife

:p couldn't agree more. i wish they'd just end the show and put Bill on the ballot.

[DBoons Ghost]

You're just angry because she doesn't wear dresses (omg the collapse of public order!).

Hahahaha

[Against Miik!]

**** evolution. Here is why John McCain cannot be president:

http://dailywebb.com/?p=303

[The Stig]

Because it's not possible that in a ten-second clip taken out of context that someone can misspeak or something like that.

[Against Miik!]

He sounded pretty sure of himself.

Or I could be joking.

Or he could be old and senile.

But seriously...

[Dr Hooch]

UGH your country

I mean maybe it's different i mean we actually have russian bombers flying up to the edge of our airspace and stuff (but then again surely they make it to alaska) and it's not unusual to have been to germany but still

I don't think bush is the president of canada

[Knifeboy]

Because it's not possible that in a ten-second clip taken out of context that someone can misspeak or something like that.

I agree, but the way he said it wrong twice in a row made it look intentional

[The Stig]

Well he may have been in a conference in Germany and that's what threw him off.

I don't particularly like McCain, But using a clip like that is Michael Moore-style pseudo journalism.

[Knifeboy]

it's not something that'd sway my vote unless it happened consistently...
but that doesn't make it less funny

[Against Miik!]

Hey I just thought I'd throw it out there. I'd say the chances of him having made a mistake are probably the same as him not at least knowing the leader of a nuclear power.

[guitrguy]

**** evolution. Here is why John McCain cannot be president:

http://dailywebb.com/?p=303
Do you do much public speaking?

[Against Miik!]

Enough. And I know you are gonna say that people misspeak often.

But there is also a chance that he is just an idiot. Politicians aren't the most intelligent people in the world. I think that should be obvious. They are just professionals at talking about things they really have no knowledge of or don't care about. Thats what they are good at. That is the definition of ignorance, the opposite of wisdom.

Point being, well, there is no point. But it could go other way, either he misspoke or he's an idiot.

[guitrguy]

99% chance he misspoke. Its not like he just entered the political arena.

[Knifeboy]

Our queen speaks to the nation every new year, and this year she consistently said the wrong year in her speech
that was pretty hilarious

[The Stig]

Enough. And I know you are gonna say that people misspeak often.

But there is also a chance that he is just an idiot. Politicians aren't the most intelligent people in the world. I think that should be obvious. They are just professionals at talking about things they really have no knowledge of or don't care about. Thats what they are good at. That is the definition of ignorance, the opposite of wisdom.

Point being, well, there is no point. But it could go other way, either he misspoke or he's an idiot.

It's also a pretty bad idea to use a ten-second clip to base your entire opinions of a candidate on.

[guitrguy]

It's also a pretty bad idea to use a ten-second clip to base your entire opinions of a candidate on.

He only acknowledges that if it is Ron Paul in the clip.

[Against Miik!]

I don't like McCain anyways. He's out of touch with the times. He thinks he's still in Nam or something.

edit: and Ron Paul doesn't misspeak very often. He may say something you don't like, but unlike some other candidates, you won't often hear him make two completely contradictory points in the same debate.

[Knifeboy]

That's because his political views are as straightforward and simple as they come

[guitrguy]

I don't like McCain anyways. He's out of touch with the times. He thinks he's still in Nam or something.

edit: and Ron Paul doesn't misspeak very often. He may say something you don't like, but unlike some other candidates, you won't often hear him make two completely contradictory points in the same debate.
I'm talking about how quick you were to defend him on the evolution video.

[Against Miik!]

First off, that video was like 10 minutes long if we are thinking of the same video.

And I know Paul didn't misspeak on his evolution stance. He doesn't accept evolution and I am well aware of that.

[Mr. Ron]

It's danish's b-day today. :^)

[dei]

Happy birthday!

[Mr. Ron]

I don't think we have to worry about this woman being politically
correct!!!

This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New
Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not
started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,
2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally
murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our
nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,
burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when
an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't.
I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for
incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start
caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in
Saudi Arabia. I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry
for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his
gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and
fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in
mosques. I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in
search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their
suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead
of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an
Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have
been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest
assured: I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not
to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat,
and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is
complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely
believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and
other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don't
care!!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail
friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this
ridiculous behavior!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you
choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities
committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I
add:

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." --
Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you
forward all this.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a
nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American
sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister
Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his
Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A
simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want
in... And how many want out."

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

[Knifeboy]

Man... *sheds a tear*

that was ****ing beautiful

[McP3000]

Cynical Mr. Ron is Cynical

[pedro durruti]

It's danish's b-day today. :^)
A national holiday in Sweden

[1338 h4x0r]

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in space." ~ Arthur C. Clarke

BUT BRING ON THE STAR WARS LULZ, RAYGUN

[McP3000]

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in space." ~ Arthur C. Clarke

BUT BRING ON THE STAR WARS LULZ, RAYGUN
I could solve this with my portable fan

[RockAndRoll]

I could solve this with my portable fan
Sorry but actually no, you can't.

[McP3000]

Sorry but actuall no, you can't.
shhh
it was a bad attempt at being funny

[Dr Hooch]

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in space." ~ Arthur C. Clarke

I like

[Mr. Ron]

So I thought my comparative religion professor was a reasonable man....until today he basically said there are things we experiance as people that aren't picked up or filtered through the brain.....and said "too bad for you" when I said i didn't have a "soul". lmao moron.

[guitrguy]

So I thought my comparative religion professor was a reasonable man....until today he basically said there are things we experiance as people that aren't picked up or filtered through the brain.....and said "too bad for you" when I said i didn't have a "soul". lmao moron.
Luckily my World Religions teacher, is my philosophy teacher from semester, and shes really open minded about that sort of stuff.

So do you guys know of any good book I can use to the write a research a paper on the Far East capital punishment?

[Dr Hooch]

So I thought my comparative religion professor was a reasonable man....until today he basically said there are things we experiance as people that aren't picked up or filtered through the brain.....and said "too bad for you" when I said i didn't have a "soul". lmao moron.

The word "soul" is useful, as an atheist, but only in context of the brain.

How does one 'experience' without senses?

[guitrguy]

I asked a teacher, who was in my philo class (she taking it for "fun"), what a soul was once because you should use as a point in one of her stances. Her reply was "I don't like to think about it."

[Mr. Ron]

The word "soul" is useful, as an atheist, but only in context of the brain.

How does one 'experience' without senses?

idk, he said something about the mind being seperate from the brain.

[DBoons Ghost]

I used to argue that in grammar school religion class to the point they would give me detention for being a class clown.

My soul doesn't feel any pain without nerve endings so why would damnnation for all eternity in hell be so bad?

They would just toss me out of class.

[guitrguy]

Did you counter with the fact we see brain activity when a subject, who is hooked up to an EEG, is directed to think a specific thought.

[Mr. Ron]

Did you counter with the fact we see brain activity when a subject, who is hooked up to an EEG, is directed to think a specific thought.

He basically told me i was wrong and moved on to the next person.

[guitrguy]

He basically told me i was wrong and moved on to the next person.
You gotta love that.

[Mr. Ron]

If he continues this path I'm going to just drop the class. I don't have time, nor do I have the money to sit there and be mocked and ignored.

[PerpetualBurn]

My pineal gland is tingling.

[Mr. Ron]

but is that gland really a part of your brain!?!?!?

[guitrguy]

If he continues this path I'm going to just drop the class. I don't have time, nor do I have the money to sit there and be mocked and ignored.
I would too. College is an academic institution, not a "pretend myth and fairy tales are real" institution.

[Mr. Ron]

Oh, and when we got on the subject of "feeling love" I said in the end it ALL boils down to chemical reactions and stimuli, and he was like "Oh, so we're all just meatbags then! Tell your gf that and she'll smack you!"

[guitrguy]

Oh, and when we got on the subject of "feeling love" I said in the end it ALL boils down to chemical reactions and stimuli, and he was like "Oh, so we're all just meatbags then! Tell your gf that and she'll smack you!"
:lol: I'm glad I have an awesome religions/philosophy teacher. I can talk religion with her (she is a theist), and she'll actually make sense and not pull a butthurt Steve.

[Mr. Ron]

I just hope its not a credit I need to transfer. That would suck.

[guitrguy]

I just hope its not a credit I need to transfer. That would suck.
ehhh, you're a history major, right? I think you may need it. Is there another teacher that offers it?

[PerpetualBurn]

I get the impression that American universities do way too many electives.

[gregulus]

I get the impression that American universities do way too many electives.
truth.

[guitrguy]

And too many useless Gen Eds.

[Mr. Ron]

Oh sweet **** I had to take so many meaningless electives....I feel like I'm being cheated.

[guitrguy]

srsly, who the **** needs public speaking if they are fine speaking in front of people?

[Mr. Ron]

srsly, who the **** needs public speaking if they are fine speaking in front of people?

The American history classes I took were incredibly dumb and a waste of my time.

[guitrguy]

My World Civ was quite a snoozer as well.

[Mr. Ron]

Oh sweet agony, my western civ professor last semester had such a grating, mono-tone voice that made you want to take your own life. It didn't help that I sit in the front and he had the breath of a ****ing dragon after eating horse meat that had been laying out in the sun for a week.

[guitrguy]

hahaha. My teacher is cool, but the material is quite redundant.

[Iskandar]

I just caught a Chansey.

[guitrguy]

hahah you nerd

[Mr. Ron]

I just caught a Chansey.

wtf is that?

[spitfirejunky]

I choose you, Joecamal!

[Dr Hooch]

I take physics and my open unit that i chose was astrophysics


take that, american degrees

[Mr. Ron]

Yeah now I feel intellectually impotent.

[guitrguy]

I take physics and my open unit that i chose was astrophysics


take that, american degrees
I understand none of the math associated with it, but the theories are amazing.

[Mr. Ron]

Math....I don't even like the word. :^<

[guitrguy]

I'm done with math now :D

[Iskandar]

wtf is that?Dude, you've never played Pokemon?

[Mr. Ron]

Not really. :<

[Iskandar]

Fag. FAG.

[guitrguy]

were you never 12?

[Against Miik!]

In one of my sociology classes, my professor actually went over what a dependent and independent variable were. Not extensively or anything. But still, most people learn that in like third grade.

[Iskandar]

What's a variable?

[Mr. Ron]

Fag. FAG.

I played magic, HOMO.

[Against Miik!]

What's a variable?

Its that rock on Mars that looked like a Tusken Raider.

[ringworm]

Dude, you've never played Pokemon?
pls dont tell me you do :)

[PerpetualBurn]

Fag. FAG.

Film Actors Guild.

[Shell]

If American high schools were better, so many gen ed classes and electives wouldn't be required. :(

[lfantwister]

I've been taking unrelated electives this whole year. I have no idea what I want to major in

[Smokey D]

In one of my sociology classes, my professor actually went over what a dependent and independent variable were. Not extensively or anything. But still, most people learn that in like third grade.

We did that in a stage 2 comparative politics paper, which was pretty much a political sociology paper. Trouble being some people still had difficulty with it.

I've been taking unrelated electives this whole year. I have no idea what I want to major in

Hah, you're like Steve.

[Dr Hooch]

I just caught a Chansey.

dude congratulations that's awesome

[spitfirejunky]

I felt extreme satisfaction watching the yuppies in Cloverfield get mauled.

Am I going to hell?

[Dr Hooch]

what?


no of course not

[lfantwister]

Hah, you're like Steve.

hey thats mean!

[Iskandar]

dude congratulations that's awesomeYeah, it was tricky. I'm considering adding to my team.

[PerpetualBurn]

Batman 1 - 0 Joker

[Hababi]

hey thats mean!

No that was among the best compliments you could have.

[Iskandar]

Mallgoths subvert the social order, and in an ideal world, nobody would choose to dress that way.

[Dr Hooch]

I hear Soho's* is 100% teh antikapitalizt








*A northern UK Hot Topic equivalent http://www.sohos.co.uk/

[PerpetualBurn]

Mallgoths subvert the social order, and in an ideal world, nobody would choose to dress that way.

Whiny Jew-fetish virgins subvert the social order.

And in an ideal world

nobody would be Steve.

[Mr. Ron]

lmao

[Iskandar]

"I'm just traditional, I guess."

[Reaganista]

im a whiny jew-fetish virgin too :(

excuse me while i castrate myself

[irishslappop]

well i could have guessed that. HO HO HO. ZING! Tree line tree line!

no seriously, i dont wanna fight.

<_<
>_>
<_<
>_>


:lol:

[Reaganista]

grats on guessing something anybody who's actually read my posts would already know i guess

[irishslappop]

well that's the point....i dont. your avatar told me anyways :lol:

[guitrguy]

Think of rainbows and puppies.

[Hababi]

Obama just thoroughly pwned Hillary in South Carolina. I am happy.

[Knifeboy]

Thoroughly is the right word... Good news

Why's Edwards still in the running? Isn't it a waste of time, and votes

[Reaganista]

well that's the point....i dont. your avatar told me anyways :lol:

i didnt even pick that avatar so um draw watever conclusions you want i guess

[McP3000]

Thoroughly is the right word... Good news

Why's Edwards still in the running? Isn't it a waste of time, and votes
He's still running because he wants that VP nomination again

[guitrguy]

He's still running because he wants that VP nomination again
He doesn't have to run for VP.

[Smokey D]

Obama just thoroughly pwned Hillary in South Carolina. I am happy.

Isn't the Clinton strategy to make South Carolina a Pyrrhic victory for Obama, because the black voter support he got (around 80%+ or so I heard) transforms him into the 'black candidate', rather than one with broad base appeal?

[guitrguy]

Thats the first I've heard that.

[Smokey D]

I saw it on the news yesterday, but I think it was the same reporter who was talking about Obama's ineluctable march to the White House prior to the New Hampshire primary, so I don't know how seriously to take it.

[McP3000]

He doesn't have to run for VP.
Yes...i know that. But the more popular he becomes, the more he can help the democrat party in the upcoming election.
"Eh, i don't like Hillary, but Edwards will be a nice VP"

Having a very well known and liked VP is better than a random nobody

[Knifeboy]

But isn't Edwards almost guaranteed to become VP as it is now?

[Hababi]

Isn't the Clinton strategy to make South Carolina a Pyrrhic victory for Obama, because the black voter support he got (around 80%+ or so I heard) transforms him into the 'black candidate', rather than one with broad base appeal?

Yeah, though the amount that Obama won by exceeded anyone's expectations, and in the process, Obama did better amongst white voters than people thought he would, so that strategy probably won't work.

[Iskandar]

Obama always was "the black candidate." He can't change his skin colour.

Pretty sad that race and sex matter at all in an election.

[Knifeboy]

We'll finally get to know who americans hate more! Blacks or women

[Hababi]

Obama always was "the black candidate." He can't change his skin colour.

Pretty sad that race and sex matter at all in an election.

Obama didn't win in Iowa because of, or in spite of, his race. For younger Americans, race isn't a factor. Obama isn't running as an identity candidate, like Jesse Jackson did. Hillary, on the other hand is increasingly running as the woman candidate...while relying on her husband to rough up the competition.

[McP3000]

We'll finally get to know who americans hate more! Blacks or women
what

so basically we cant win, even though both are often victimized incessantly...

[Hababi]

what

so basically we cant win, even though both are often victimized incessantly...

The sad part is that the Clinton camp is basically saying that anyone who doesn't vote for them is just not ready for a woman to be president.

[McP3000]

The sad part is that the Clinton camp is basically saying that anyone who doesn't vote for them is just not ready for a woman to be president.
I know, its horrible.

Filthy whore.

[Dr Hooch]

We'll finally get to know who americans hate more! Blacks or women

Next election; An atheist stands against a Nazi sympathiser!

[Hababi]

Next election; An atheist stands against a Nazi sympathiser!

PB vs Jude?

Ewww

[Iskandar]

Steve is a Nazi.

[Hababi]

Steve is a Nazi.

stfu commie

[Iskandar]

stfu commieYou're closer to a fascist than I am to a commie.

[Hababi]

You're closer to a fascist than I am to a commie.

not really. I'm not remotely close to being a fascist, at least when you properly define fascist. You're much closer to being a communist.

[Iskandar]

not really. I'm not remotely close to being a fascist, at least when you properly define fascist. You're much closer to being a communist.Properly define fascist.

Also explain how I'm anything like a Communist at all.

[Hababi]

Properly define fascist.

"Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion."


Also explain how I'm anything like a Communist at all.

Mistrust of corporations, the wealthy, a strive to redistribute wealth, etc.

[Iskandar]

"Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community declineThat's you!:p

No, really, I'm just trolling you a bit.
Mistrust of corporations, the wealthy, a strive to redistribute wealth, etc.The entire left has ideas like that. That's not what defines a Communist.

[Dr Hooch]

not really. I'm not remotely close to being a fascist, at least when you properly define fascist. You're much closer to being a communist.

No true scotsman.

Also your definitions are awful

Certain methods of the nazi party do not constitute part of the definition for fascism

[Hababi]

That's you!:p

No, really, I'm just trolling you a bit.

I know, I know :o

The entire left has ideas like that. That's not what defines a Communist.

Dude, I do realize that ;)


Also your definitions are awful


That's not my definition, it's Robert Paxton's, shared by Jeffrey Herf, two of the most preeminent historians of fascism.

[Iskandar]

Steve's a Communist.

[dei]

PB vs Jude?

Ewww

More like me vs. me.

[gregulus]

Steve's a Communist.

He probably hates this more than you calling him a fascist.


:thumb:

[Mr. Ron]

"I'm the most moderate person on these boards."


-Steve 08

[dei]

kill whitey

[Iskandar]

"I'm the most moderate person on these boards."


-Steve 08First on the chopping block when Steve becomes president:

- Mallgoths
- Non-Christians (except Jews)
- Palestinians
- Mallgoths
- Working mothers
- Homosexuals, transvestites, transexuals, bisexuals and the unmarried

[Hababi]

First on the chopping block when Steve becomes president:

- Mallgoths
- Non-Christians (except Jews)
- Palestinians
- Mallgoths
- Working mothers
- Homosexuals, transvestites, transexuals, bisexuals and the unmarried

First on the chopping block is you, you're getting ice picked, Trotsky style.

[guitrguy]

Guys I just found the truth!!!!!!

http://www.truthism.com/

[Mr. Ron]

First on the chopping block when Steve becomes president:

- Mallgoths
- Non-Christians (except Jews)
- Palestinians
- Mallgoths
- Working mothers
- Homosexuals, transvestites, transexuals, bisexuals and the unmarried

...I sort of agree. :<

[Hababi]

...I sort of agree. :<

Time to build a coalition!

[guitrguy]

mallgoths transcend religious beliefs.

[Iskandar]

First on the chopping block is you, you're getting ice picked, Trotsky style.No, silly, that comes after the power struggle.

[dei]

Peasant.

[gregulus]

liz phair is so sexy.

[Mr. Ron]

she's alright.

[The Stig]

No, silly, that comes after the power struggle.



Wait I need in on this.

[Hababi]

Wait I need in on this.

You can be my VP

[The Stig]

I'm not running on your platform though.

[Hababi]

I'm not running on your platform though.

I have my hopes that you'll convert by then

[The Stig]

I wouldn't hold my breath.

[irishslappop]

Guys I just found the truth!!!!!!

http://www.truthism.com/

Human beings were created (that is, invented)
via genetic experiments that were conducted by
reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known
as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the
Earth to this day.



:lol:

[Iskandar]

Paul will not rest until the five biggest corporations control America. Only then will we have true freedom.

[Dr Hooch]

OH LORD

http://www.truthism.com/images-2/earth_model.gif

The centre of gravity is apparently a hollow sphere?

[Tyr]

Wait 'til you get to the part about women.

[Dr Hooch]

Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza; an evil absurdity indeed.

nee naw nee naw DIVORCED MAN ALERT

[guitrguy]

The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion. More info here.

I love this site. :lol:

[Dr Hooch]

guys i don't understand



Does this mean all the physics proffessors are in on the conspiracy?


It's just that we were doing measurements on the sun in astro the other day and we had all these pretty pictures and you know the sun is actually spinning? It's made of gas and it spins quicker in the middle than near the edges

you can measure it and everything the sunspots move across the surface

anyway the problem is the sun was actually pretty much spherical

also FOOD FOR THOUGHT

to creationists also claim astrophysics is not a science because we have to view evidence from the past and then work out what mechanisms would lead to that evidence, instead of watching THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IN REAL TIME?

It's just, you know, c =/=Oo and all that sh!t.

[guitrguy]

physics professors are agents of the reptilians. They were sent to tell us lies.

[The Stig]

I am an organic portal.

Believe your professors.

[1338 h4x0r]

I'm better; I belong to the race of supremely evil five-dimensional Lovecraftian beings WHO CONTROL THE REPTILIANS.

[Iskandar]

Dammit, I hate Glenn Beck.

[guitrguy]

My Co-worker lives off of his and Limbaugh's radio shows.

[Iskandar]

My Co-worker lives off of his and Limbaugh's radio shows.That poor man.

[guitrguy]

Yeah, hes nice and all, but he is kind of typical southern conservative.

[Iskandar]

Yeah, hes nice and all, but he is kind of typical southern conservative.What kind? The Family Coalition Values Voter, or the Big-Go'rn'm'nt-Comin'-t'-Take-Away-Arr-Freed'mz Rawn Pawl supporter?

[dei]

Glenn Beck is a horrible person.

[guitrguy]

Fcvv

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

that guy has some good stuff in the beginning

but i think when it gets weird hes trying to make a point

and if not, the point about believing in things is still clearly made

[Against Miik!]

Glenn Beck is o.k. I can watch him at least. He's never said anything crazy over the top, at least when I watch him.

Joe Scarborough is probably my favorite pundit. I wish he was still on in the afternoon, but the morning show is nice. Actually basically all of MSNBC is my favorite. Olbermann can be a little long winded at times, but he has his moments.

[ringworm]

Glenn Beck gives people who genuinely think about how atrocious things are getting, a bad name

besides how he sounds like an alarmist, hes usually got a good point

[Iskandar]

Glenn Beck is an obnoxious idiot.

In my opinion, of course.

[The Stig]

I'm actually a pretty big fan of Neal Boortz.

[Iskandar]

I'm so glad Canada doesn't have any pundits.

[The Stig]

People misapply the term too much anyways.

[Iskandar]

People misapply the term too much anyways.It's applied to any loudmouthed idiot who pretends to be more knowledgeable than he really is.

Also always white, male and right-wing.

America has bucketloads of these guys.

[The Stig]

But the word actually means expert in a field.

Now it's used mostly derisively, though...

[Iskandar]

But the word actually means expert in a field.

Now it's used mostly derisively, though...It's meant to be ironic.

[The Stig]

I know. But most people automatically think it is a derisive term when it originally wasn't.

[Iskandar]

On The Neal Boortz Show, he has criticized politicians, Muslim extremism,[3] the homeless, "government schools", liberals, smokers, the obese, cats, welfare recipients, and people who drive at or below the speed limit.

Neal Boortz hates cats.

Because Neal Boortz hates fur.

[The Stig]

Pretty much. He's pretty damn funny I think.

[Iskandar]

He sounds like a tool, tbh.

[Iskandar]

Greed: A word commonly used by liberals, low achievers, anti-capitalists and society's losers to denigrate, shame and discredit those who have acquired superior job skills and decision-making capabilities and who, through the application of those job skills, achieve success

Neal Boortz 2012

[The Stig]

If you take everything he says literally and as gospel, yeah. But take the stuff with a grain of salt, then he's pretty funny. And he has some good underlying points about how cats suck too.

[Iskandar]

Stfu, I love cats.
He always pictured himself a libertarian, which to my way of thinking means "I want the liberty to grow rich and you can have the liberty to starve". It's easy to believe that no one should depend on society for help when you yourself happen not to need such help.I love Isaac Asimov.

[Dr Hooch]

I'm surprised you like him, since you're not A SCIENTIST but asimov was a really pretty wise guy

[Iskandar]

I'm surprised you like him, since you're not A SCIENTIST but asimov was a really pretty wise guyI like reading and he wrote some pretty important books I think

[Dr Hooch]

[The dignity of the human species] will be completely destroyed . I use what I call the bathroom metaphor: if two people live in an apartment and there are two bathrooms, then both have freedom of the bathroom. You can go to the bathroom anytime you want to stay as long as you like for whatever you need. But if you have twenty people in the apartment and two bathrooms, no matter how much every person believes in freedom of the bathroom, there is no such thing. You have to set up times for each person; you have to bang on the door, “Aren’t you done yet?” In the same way, democracy cannot survive overpopulation. Human dignity cannot survive. Convenience and decency can’t survive. As you put more and more people onto the world, the value of life not only declines, it disappears. It doesn’t matter if someone dies, the more people there are, the less one person matters. - [I]Asimov

It doesn't really matter which you read; it's all pretty consistently good, although everyone should read at least the main trilogy of the foundation books.

[ringworm]

Greed: A word commonly used by liberals, low achievers, anti-capitalists and society's losers to denigrate, shame and discredit those who have acquired superior job skills and decision-making capabilities and who, through the application of those job skills, achieve success

Neal Boortz 2012
wow, another guy I love :)
Neal Boortz hates cats..
and now even more :p

[Against Miik!]

John McCain said this:

Sen. John McCain told a crowd of supporters on Sunday, “It’s a tough war we’re in. It’s not going to be over right away. There’s going to be other wars.” Offering more of his increasingly bleak “straight talk,” he repeated the claim: “I’m sorry to tell you, there’s going to be other wars. We will never surrender but there will be other wars.”

What do you guys think? Should we give him the benefit of the doubt? Maybe he is just being realistic, because there will always be war. I dunno, he sounds a bit hawkish.

A prowar pro amnesty candidate who admits he knows nothing about the economy. Sounds like our guy, considering those are like 3 of the biggest problems.

[Dr Hooch]

Either he's hopelessly foolish or naive and unable to express himself effectively.

[Mr. Ron]

I'm moving to Europe.

[Against Miik!]

He is pretty old. So maybe the latter?

[McP3000]

John McCain is failing epically

[Against Miik!]

Not in the polls!!

I don't get it. I heard a story that he is even getting a lot of anti war votes. Proof that people vote on personality? I'll give you that, there is something a little grandfatherly about him. We seem to like that.

But he's not like the cool cigar chomping grandpa. More like the one you have to feed canned vegetables to.

[guitrguy]

tbh I trust McCain's war knowledge much more than I do GWB's

[Iskandar]

wow, another guy I love :)

and now even more :pSilly right-wing cat-hater.

[Dr Hooch]

tbh I trust McCain's war knowledge much more than I do GWB's

I think he's just as bad

GWB ignored the practicalities of the fighting

John McCain, from the things he's been saying, would be ignoring the politics of the situation ;)

[guitrguy]

I think he's just as bad

GWB ignored the practicalities of the fighting

John McCain, from the things he's been saying, would be ignoring the politics of the situation ;)

True, I'm just saying in situation in which it was one or the other.

[Iskandar]

All of your candidates suck.

John Edwards not so much but he isn't going to be president so

[guitrguy]

Especially since he came in 3rd in his home state.

[Iskandar]

America needs to wake up and realize John Edwards is actually a good candidate.

Oh well.

[guitrguy]

A liberal america probably won't happen until at least two more election cycles.

[Iskandar]

A liberal america probably won't happen until at least two more election cycles.Probably never.

Big Go'r'm'nt is comin' t' take away ar freed'mz.

[guitrguy]

lol, like not affording healthcare and lower class suppression?

[Dr Hooch]

People have a constitutional right to not be able to afford healthcare, dropper.

[Mr. Ron]

sounds like communism to me

[dei]

America needs to wake up and realize John Edwards is actually a good candidate.

Oh well.

Yeah. I would've liked Kucinich but an Edwards is fine too.

[Mr. Ron]

I actually think Edwards doesn't have a chance, Obama will take it.

[Hababi]

America needs to wake up and realize John Edwards is actually a good candidate.

Oh well.

Ho hum rhetoric that's like 50 years old. Poverty is not the number one issue in America.
Either he's hopelessly foolish or naive and unable to express himself effectively.

Naive people are ones who think that there will be no more wars.


What do you guys think? Should we give him the benefit of the doubt? Maybe he is just being realistic, because there will always be war. I dunno, he sounds a bit hawkish.


He was just being realistic, and telling people the truth. Anyone who says there won't be more wars is either a liar or a fool.

[Iskandar]

Ho hum rhetoric that's like 50 years old. Poverty is not the number one issue in America.It's a hell of a lot more important than starting wars, and it's the issue every other candidate is pretty much ignoring. Good for Edwards.

[Hababi]

It's a hell of a lot more important than starting wars, and it's the issue every other candidate is pretty much ignoring. Good for Edwards.

Starting wars isn't part of anyone's platform, so...

Edwards is giving in to stupid rhetoric on nuclear power. And on Yucca Mt, though he's not the only one on the latter.

[Iskandar]

Starting wars isn't part of anyone's platform, so...Doesn't change the fact that they're all a bunch of warmongerers.

Edwards is giving in to stupid rhetoric on nuclear power. And on Yucca Mt, though he's not the only one on the latter.What the hell is Yucca Mt, and what's wrong with nuclear power?

[Hababi]

Doesn't change the fact that they're all a bunch of warmongerers.

hardly


What the hell is Yucca Mt, and what's wrong with nuclear power?

Nothing and you'd better tell Edwards that, as he's against it. As for Yucca Mt, it's an isolated place in Nevada where it makes a whole lot of sense to store some radioactive waste that will otherwise sit and be a hazard in densely populated areas.

[i am the robots]

im voting 4 robocop

[Iskandar]

hardlyAs you're a warmonger yourself, of course you think that.

Which of the front-runners genuinely wants to end America's disastrous, ill-conceived war in Iraq?

[Hababi]

Which of the front-runners genuinely wants to end America's disastrous, ill-conceived war in Iraq?

All of them want to end the war. By winning. Hillary Clinton on the other hand wants to cut and run, which is dishonorable.

[Iskandar]

All of them want to end the war. By winning. Hillary Clinton on the other hand wants to cut and run, which is dishonorable.You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.

[Hababi]

You can't win.

General Pertreas is proving you wrong.


But there are alternatives to fighting.

Yeah we could instead cut and run and dishonor the fallen soldiers and disrespect those Iraqis who are trying to have peace.

[Iskandar]

Yeah we could instead cut and run and dishonor the fallen soldiers and disrespect those Iraqis who are trying to have peace.All you're doing is making the situation worse. Allowing more pointless deaths disrespects your forces far more than pulling out.

Time to face the fact that brute force won't solve Iraq's problems.

[dei]

These colours don't run.

[Dr Hooch]

Naive people are ones who think that there will be no more wars.


And foolish the ones who make sure of it


Nothing and you'd better tell Edwards that, as he's against it. As for Yucca Mt, it's an isolated place in Nevada where it makes a whole lot of sense to store some radioactive waste that will otherwise sit and be a hazard in densely populated areas.

stop it, your rational viewpoint is scaring me.

All of them want to end the war. By winning. Hillary Clinton on the other hand wants to cut and run, which is dishonorable.

I thought enough people had died in the last 2-3 thousand years over something as intangible as "dishonour"

[Iskandar]

Guys, we have to uphold the honor and traditions of our great Christian nation.

It's dangerous to criticize the president in time of war.

[Dr Hooch]

For great justice!!

[Iskandar]

I'm a moderate.

[Hababi]

All you're doing is making the situation worse.

Actually the situation has improved markedly in the past few months.


Time to face the fact that brute force won't solve Iraq's problems.

Oh yeah I forgot running away like cowards will :rolleyes:

[Iskandar]

Actually the situation has improved markedly in the past few months.Doesn't matter. Ultimately Iraq won't be solved by military force.
Oh yeah I forgot running away like cowards will :rolleyes:Dammit, this isn't about some stupid quixotic notion of honour. People are dying.

[pedro durruti]

Natural world sciences are bunk. I just can't keep up... all the protons and ELECTRONS bouncing into and out of each other like they want to fornicate. Did you know that inside the sun's core, there are protons that bond to each other? Whacky!

[Iskandar]

Guys, if I support a war I don't have to actually fight in, does it extend my e-penis?

[Hababi]

Doesn't matter. Ultimately Iraq won't be solved by military force.

Stability, produced by successful use of force, leads to political solutions.

Dammit, this isn't about some stupid quixotic notion of honour. People are dying.

Yeah and fighting to surrender encourages the enemy.

[Iskandar]

Yeah and fighting to surrender encourages the enemy.As if there's a single, well-defined, cohesive enemy.

[pedro durruti]

And fighting to fight doesn't encourage the elusive enemy?

[Iskandar]

The mere presence of US troops encourages "the enemy."

[Mr. Ron]

Stability, produced by successful use of force, leads to political solutions.


Yeah and fighting to surrender encourages the enemy.

You'd be encouraged too if an enemy was in your backyard. Can you blame them?

[Iskandar]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Dove.jpg

[gregulus]

Natural world sciences are bunk. I just can't keep up... all the protons and ELECTRONS bouncing into and out of each other like they want to fornicate. Did you know that inside the sun's core, there are protons that bond to each other? Whacky!
the proton-neutron interaction is critical. also, electrons don't bounce into protons.

[Mr. Ron]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Dove.jpg

papa Adolph! What have you brought us from Germany!? :^D

[Iskandar]

We must secure the existence of our great Germanic nation.

[Mr. Ron]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcx9BJRadfw

[i am the robots]

I'm a moderate.

omg me too

[McP3000]

I'm a moderate.
lol okay marx


DISCLAIMER: THE PRECEDING POST WAS MADE OUT OF A SARCASTIC MANNER. THE USER WHO POSTED IT KNOWS THAT ISKANDAR ISN'T NOT A MARXIST. MCP3000 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING ARGUMENT OVER THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM AND THE DETAILING OF EVERY SOCIALIST IDEOLOGY.

[The Stig]

You know alex is not a commie right?

[Smokey D]

Also, the I'm a moderate bit is a reference to Steve's hilarious claim that he is in fact a moderate.

[Knifeboy]

It's 4:30 am, and I need to get up at 6:30, and I'm not the least bit tired, or able to fall asleep


... Bugger!

[Hababi]

Also, the I'm a moderate bit is a reference to Steve's hilarious claim that he is in fact a moderate.

oh but I am.

[i am the robots]

no, i am

[pedro durruti]

oh but I am.
You can be a little bouncy