PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[Mr. Ron]

Not in the middle east.


wait...

[Der Übermensch]

My parents started to let me drink when I was about 14, and I'm the least alchoholic I know of all my friends...
I drink more often with my father (which is very often is seems) then with my friends....
One case is hardly indicative of people in general I know, but I do feel that allowing alcohol early on, but with some form of supervision, is the best way to keep kids from going off and binge drinking...

[pedro durruti]

Not in the middle east.


wait...
That there is no drinking problem is a drinking problem

[Knifeboy]

I had my first beer at the age of five.. and then my dad let me have a glass every now and again..
Got drunk for the first time at age 12.
I'm on the of the most responsible drinkers I've ever met

[PerpetualBurn]

I was given the occasional sip of beer by my Dad from being about 6 or 7. When I was a bit older than that I'd be allowed shandy on the odd occasion, champagne at New Year's, that type of thing. After that, it was a beer now and again.

I'd say whilst at University, I have had times when my relationship with alcohol is quite unhealthy, but certainly no worse than the average student.

[A Spoonful Supreme]

i first got drunk off my grandmas boxed wine

[Kaleid]

I'm a barman, it's always RIGHT THERE, in front of me.

I always swear I'll have a week off from it, but you finish your shift, a few regulars buy you a drink or two, you stay for a while, etc.

Next morning, comatose. There's a lesson there somewhere but I'm not smart enough yet to figure it out

[Dr Hooch]

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/2357.html

Priceless

[ringworm]

ouch

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/25750/

[Hababi]

Jimmy Carter is insane:
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/contentions/index.php/schoenfeld/588

[spitfirejunky]

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/2357.html

Priceless

Oh jeez.

[Kaleid]

Whatever happened to LittlePound

[Der Übermensch]

Dunno...
Don't care...

[Hababi]

This is why we should allow corporal punishment in American schools:
http://break.com/index/teacher-beats-up-classroom2.html

[Reaganista]

i think we should allow it cause it's kinky tbh

[ringworm]

This is why we should allow corporal punishment in American schools:
http://break.com/index/teacher-beats-up-classroom2.html

yup, the downfall of schools/kids can be traced to when a paddle was removed from most teachers desks, the same goes for in the home as well.

[spitfirejunky]

^ Is that sarcasm?

[Mr. Ron]

Would you consider this cop overstepping his bounds?

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/officer-cleared-of-choking-skateboarder/20070703091809990002?ncid=NWS00010000000001

[gregulus]

Would you consider this cop overstepping his bounds?

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/officer-cleared-of-choking-skateboarder/20070703091809990002?ncid=NWS00010000000001

saw that video about a week a go. a friend i have who's involved in law enforcement said the guy completely overreacted.

[Reaganista]

if those kids were real anarkists they woulda killed him

[pedro durruti]

This is why we should allow corporal punishment in American schools:
http://break.com/index/teacher-beats-up-classroom2.html
For misbehaving teachers?

[ringworm]

^ Is that sarcasm?
nope


Would you consider this cop overstepping his bounds?

Officer Joey Williams stopped a group of skateboarders June 21 on a downtown city sidewalk. Skateboarding is banned in the area.
nope, just like the tasered kid, all these situations could be avoided if the perps would follow simple rules

[PerpetualBurn]

Committing a crime doesn't suspend your human rights...

[Dr Hooch]

oh but andy everyone knows that criminals aren't people

they're animals

[ringworm]

Committing a crime doesn't suspend your human rights...
hmmm, havent i heard many say religious nutjobs in the US shouldnt be allowed to vote? hmmmmmm

pls dont let me find some quotes where youi shared a similar opinion :p

[PerpetualBurn]

You've heard a lot of idiots then.

Find any quotes you want.

[Smokey D]

hmmm, havent i heard many say religious nutjobs in the US shouldnt be allowed to vote? hmmmmmm

Who's said that?

[ringworm]

I cant remember, i've seen that a lot, however, the seriousness or sarcasm could have been mis-interpreted :p

[Smokey D]

Not many lefties are that crazy on these boards, and the ones that are tend to last only a few weeks.

[Dr Hooch]

I'm a big ol' god-hater and I'd be positively repulsed by the concept of banning them from voting...

[Reaganista]

i dont think they should vote tbh

but i think voting in general is stupid

[Dr Hooch]

But it makes everyone feel so important, like their opinion matters or somehting.

[The Stig]

Voters should have to pass a general knowledge test before being allowed o vote. Allowing the clueless to vote is not a good thing.

[Iskandar]

Voters should have to pass a general knowledge test before being allowed o vote. Allowing the clueless to vote is not a good thing.I doubt those who are truly clueless vote very often.

[gregulus]

I doubt those who are truly clueless vote very often.

you'd be surprised how far a trend can go.

[Iskandar]

you'd be surprised how far a trend can go.Not sure what you mean. Voting is a trend?

[ringworm]

nah, i think he means the amount of people who just vote straight tickets (regardless of party) because, thats just what you do and have done, so did your father, etc? maybe

We are all mostly registered Dems, but rarely vote that way, I have never gotten around to changing it to Rep yet, not that it matters either way

[gregulus]

Not sure what you mean. Voting is a trend?

Like political bumper stickers. If enough people have them and someone sees one over and over again (take, for instance, the "W. The President") stickers, the will be more inclined to vote for said politician. The aforementioned stickers were a huge trend where I live. They're still stuck on a lot of peoples' cars.

I actually witnessed someone showing theirs off to one of their teachers.

[ringworm]

i doubt that means anything other than, they were staunch Republican supporters from the beginning, and saw a cool sticker to show it

[Hababi]

Back from Michigan :D

I wish I could've stayed longer :\

[Reaganista]

it's more important that the clueless be allowed to vote than the enlightened

otherwise, no one would vote

[Der Übermensch]

...I've decided that SG is actually Serenity's alter ego...

[Hababi]

...I've decided that SG is actually Serenity's alter ego...

Were you around when Nacho and I convinced people that we were one and the same poster? We actually had a good scheme running for a few hours.

[Der Übermensch]

I recall that, but it didn't carry the hilarious irony of this situation :-p

[griftadan]

you'd be surprised how far a trend can go.

vote or die mother****er

[gregulus]

vote or die mother****er

thanks p. diddy. or are you paris hilton? how was jail?

[Reaganista]

vote or die mother****er
or neither
how's that one doing

[Der Übermensch]

So zero, do you deny my insightful observation!?!?

[Hababi]

So zero, do you deny my insightful observation!?!?

Yes, I do indeed deny your allegation. SG is basically my polar opposite, but we are indeed two distinct people.

[Der Übermensch]

I don't believe you ;-)

[griftadan]

thanks p. diddy. or are you paris hilton? how was jail?

i'm pretty sure she said that voting was hot or something

[gregulus]

i'm pretty sure she said that voting was hot or something

and then didn't even vote.

[pedro durruti]

Because Paris is an ugly ****ing slut

[Reaganista]

unless you derive some sort of enjoyment out of the actual process of voting, not voting is a vastly more rational decision

since paris is not only beautiful and a musical genius, but also incredibly smart, it's hardly surprising that she chose not to vote

[Dave de Sylvia]

lmao

[Dr Hooch]

unless you derive some sort of enjoyment out of the actual process of voting, not voting is a vastly more rational decision

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/061006/i-hate-voting.gif

[Reaganista]

i hate voting too

[Iskandar]

Yes, I do indeed deny your allegation. SG is basically my polar opposite, but we are indeed two distinct people.No love.:(

[Hababi]

No love.:(

You're not near as opposite of me as SG :\

[Iskandar]

You're not near as opposite of me as SG :\No? But we don't agree on anything.:-/

[Hababi]

No? But we don't agree on anything.:-/

Dude we established that we agree on a few things, geez get with it:smash:

[Iskandar]

Dude we established that we agree on a few things, geez get with it:smash:Yeah, I knew that in the back of my mind.

So, uh, what up?

[Der Übermensch]

i hate voting too

What if it's voting for puppies?

[Iskandar]

Puppies are the gravest threat to America today. Kittens, on the other hand, are America's only hope.

[Hababi]

So, uh, what up?

Trying to remaster the art of snail mail. And I'm figuring on keeping French as my language...And I'm wishing I was back in Michigan :\

[Der Übermensch]

But tway doesn't hate puppies, so I was wondering if they would balance out his hatred of voting if they were what he was voting for.

[Iskandar]

Trying to remaster the art of snail mail. And I'm figuring on keeping French as my language...And I'm wishing I was back in Michigan :\You really need a life plan, my friend.
But tway doesn't hate puppies, so I was wondering if they would balance out his hatred of voting if they were what he was voting for.Ah, but anyone who doesn't hate puppies is simply incorrect and shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Hababi]

You really need a life plan, my friend.


Oh I have a life plan :cool:

* Bachelor's degree in history, minor in linguistics
* Master's in library science or international business (it varies by the day of the week)
* Mariage
* Seeing all 7 continents

[Iskandar]

Oh I have a life plan :cool:

* Bachelor's degree in history, minor in linguistics
* Master's in library science or international business (it varies by the day of the week)
* Mariage
* Seeing all 7 continentsThat's good to hear, although I don't know why you want to see Antarctica. Or get married.

[Knifeboy]

Or get married.

to have sex, duh

[Iskandar]

to have sex, duhThe fact that people still do this saddens me.

[Hababi]

That's good to hear, although I don't know why you want to see Antarctica.


Why wouldn't you want to see Antarctica? It's spectacular.




Or get married.

to have sex, duh

:cool: :D :p ;)

[Iskandar]

Why wouldn't you want to see Antarctica? It's spectacular.







:cool: :D :pAntarctica's a vast expanse of ice. If I wanted to see that, I would just wait until January and take a walk on the lake by my house.

:-/

[Hababi]

Antarctica's a vast expanse of ice. If I wanted to see that, I would just wait until January and take a walk on the lake by my house.

:-/

Well yeah but Antarctica is like the cool version of Canada.

[Iskandar]

Well yeah but Antarctica is like the cool version of Canada.If by cool you mean -76 C.

Canada is so awesome. I love living in Canada, except that I think our politicians need to enact more progressive policies.

[Hababi]

If by cool you mean -76 C.

No I mean bigger ice and better ice, better scenery. I mean, come on, dude: http://www.photomas.net/images/antarctica/antarcticaHP/I39IB1.JPG

Which reminds me that I had a great idea for a story set in Antarctica. I need to write it :\



Canada is so awesome. I love living in Canada, except that I think our politicians need to enact more progressive policies.

There's no pro about that :mad:

Actually, I would love to live in Vancouver, if it was more like Calgary, in terms of the culture.

[Knifeboy]

Why wouldn't you want to see Antarctica? It's spectacular.


I'd rather stay home and have sex

sexing on antarctica would be a bitch

[Hababi]

I'd rather stay home and have sex

sexing on antarctica would be a bitch

I didn't say I want to have sex on 7 continents! :p

That'd be far too chilling.

[Iskandar]

No I mean bigger ice and better ice, better scenery. I mean, come on, dude: http://www.photomas.net/images/antarctica/antarcticaHP/I39IB1.JPG

Which reminds me that I had a great idea for a story set in Antarctica. I need to write it :\Well, maybe. The problem is actually getting there.
There's no pro about that :mad:

Actually, I would love to live in Vancouver, if it was more like Calgary, in terms of the culture.I would just plain like to live in Vancouver. Calgary, and all of Alberta, blows.

[Hababi]

Well, maybe. The problem is actually getting there.

There's a really advanced tourism operation working to getting there now.


I would just plain like to live in Vancouver. Calgary, and all of Alberta, blows.

Weather-wise, yes. But people-wise? Much cooler people :cool: Heck, that's where Scythe, my favorite AWOL liberal, is from.

[Iskandar]

There's a really advanced tourism operation working to getting there now.



Weather-wise, yes. But people-wise? Much cooler people :cool: Heck, that's where Scythe, my favorite AWOL liberal, is from.Cooler people? I'm clearly the coolest member of this board.

Alberta's full of meth addicts, trailer trash and capitalists.:eek: That's the popular perception of it in other provinces.

[Der Übermensch]

Vancouver is nice, but I prefer Victoria. It was a more friendly place I felt.

Of course if I was living in Canada, Quebec City would be by choice to go.

[Hababi]

Cooler people? I'm clearly the coolest member of this board.

Maybe when I'm not around.



Alberta's full of meth addicts, trailer trash and capitalists.:eek: That's the popular perception of it in other provinces.

:lol: Let's not forget that Vancouver is the heroin capital of Canada :o Anyway, that sounds like regional jealousy to me.

Vancouver is nice, but I prefer Victoria. It was a more friendly place I felt.

Of course if I was living in Canada, Quebec City would be by choice to go.

They're rather unfriendly, so I've heard, in Quebec city. Victoria does sound nice, though I don't know if it's big enough for me. I need a big city with lots of diverse restaurants and a developed public transit sector.

[Iskandar]

:lol: Let's not forget that Vancouver is the heroin capital of Canada :o Anyway, that sounds like regional jealousy to me.Vancouver is actually trying to deal with the heroin problem though. And there's nothing about Alberta to be jealous of. They just happened to be sitting on a ton of natural gas and oil, big whoop.
big city with lots of diverse restaurants and a developed public transit sector.Yeah, same here.

I'd like to live in Quebec except for 1) the cold!! and 2) I really don't want to learn French. Compounding that problem is that fact that the French we're taught in schools isn't even the Quebec dialect.

[Knifeboy]

I didn't say I want to have sex on 7 continents! :p

That'd be far too chilling.

I'd want to have sex wherever I'm going

[siva_chair]

Well yeah but Antarctica is like the cool version of Canada.

Well yeah but only because there are no Canadians.

[griftadan]

plus penguins, which we can all agree, are awesome

[siva_chair]

plus penguins, which we can all agree, are awesome

Yeah, but Canada has bears, which are even cooler than penguins. Canada's only problem is that it has Canadians.

[Reaganista]

What if it's voting for puppies?
i meant i hate voting in political elections

i absolutely love voting for anything else
not because i think my vote matters
but because the act of voting in that context is in itself enjoyable

Dude we established that we agree on a few things, geez get with it
i dood i think you agreed with me that redheads are hot
maybe that was you

that was a weird day

[Hababi]

wtf siva banned? :\

[-1up!-]

They're rather unfriendly, so I've heard, in Quebec city. Victoria does sound nice, though I don't know if it's big enough for me. I need a big city with lots of diverse restaurants and a developed public transit sector.

Quebec city's inhabitants, on the opposite, have a warmer reputation than Montreal's. Although I've been to Quebec city only once or twice, I've taken a liking to Montreal (I study there and live 20 mins away). It's an extremely multicultural city, really interesting. I'll probably move there within 3 years, before starting my master's degree.

[Dr Hooch]

wtf siva banned? :\

Bickering with tway probably

[Der Übermensch]

They're rather unfriendly, so I've heard, in Quebec city. Victoria does sound nice, though I don't know if it's big enough for me. I need a big city with lots of diverse restaurants and a developed public transit sector.

Victoria is pretty small, but its so picturesuqe. Quebecians are rude as hell if you act toursity, but as long as you keep a low profile... avoid the tourist traps, and know enough french to read a menu, you are fine.

[TheDarkHorse]

Bickering with tway probably

wasn't that bad.

at least not on siva's part. Tway's always a twat.

[Hababi]

wasn't that bad.

at least not on siva's part. Tway's always a twat.

Yes.

Unban Siva :angry:

[PerpetualBurn]

Unbanning Siva and not Tway would lead to fragmentation and unwholeness of MX. And that can't be good.

[Dr Hooch]

Unbanning Siva and not Tway would lead to fragmentation and unwholeness of MX. And that can't be good.

Siva just got owned

[Der Übermensch]

what thread was it in?

[Hababi]

Hell

[Mr. Ron]

I think its because tway and him were going at it so much.

[Hababi]

But that was entertaining.

[Shell]

wtf how did I double post

[Shell]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289003,00.html

why is this legal?

and just to get it out of the way - "lol fox"

[TheDarkHorse]

wrong thread!!

:)

[Smokey D]

Yeah, funny as the siva tway argument was, it was like 10 posts long and had degraded into something even stupider than normal. It's only a short ban, so don't worry Zero.

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WczGIhmaJ_M


amazing

[Iskandar]

I'm speechless.

[siva_chair]

Unbanning Siva and not Tway would lead to fragmentation and unwholeness of MX. And that can't be good.

Must be easy mocking something you don't understand. Nothing new to history.
Siva just got owned

I did? Sure didn't feel like it.

[Dr Hooch]

Must be easy mocking something you don't understand. Nothing new to history.


I did? Sure didn't feel like it.

Yes you see andy did a funny impression of you

It reduced your spiritual position to a stereotype! which we all recognised!

I'm sure you could achieve somehting similar for me/us

If doing so took your fancy.

[PerpetualBurn]

Must be easy mocking something

Fun too.

[Hababi]

Oh good Siva's back.

But now Jared's banned :(

[Jean Luc Picard]

steve help i need someone to get this into gd:

chad it's not funny anymore the email you hacked has extremely sensitive information on it regarding my school and financial aid

i'd like to settle this politely and agree to stop trolling pointlessly if you will return my email accounts

if you don't think this is acceptable i have a phone number of a family friend who does work for big businesses and government facilities tracing people who do exactly what you do and revealing their identity to the authorities

some of those emails you now have in your possession are directly linked to information involving my social security number and school records which is a federal offense and i would really rather we just settle this than allowing it to reach the point where i have to go to more serious measures to ensure it won't happen again

[siva_chair]

"The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

"Number 2, make it so. Maximum warp. Engage."

[Jean Luc Picard]

lol

but srsly he can either cooperate maturely or i can call that guy and/or get the fbi involved i'm not playing around anymore and i'm tired of this crap

so far i've filed a report with gmail to get things started but i'm giving him a fair chance to sort this out with me before i go any farther

[siva_chair]

"Set phasers to kill"

"Make it so"

[Light Fantastic]

i heard the fbi has jurisdiction in this country

as do american citizens in general of course

[Jean Luc Picard]

i heard the fbi has jurisdiction in this country

as do american citizens in general of course

hey chad what's funny is that the fbi may not but interpol does and part of the information in those email accounts involves government financial aid and the government doesn't like people getting handsy with their money which is what i might have to tell them you're doing

now please i'm asking you to settle this with me because you really don't know how serious this can get

i'll leave you alone and even pretend you're not even here anymore if you leave me alone and return my email accounts

[Light Fantastic]

no im pretty confident about a number of things

in that these things are unlinkable to me in the first place

but otherwise its laughable that you think anyone is going to care, really.. even if so they have logs of what was or was not looked at and well it doesnt really matter if you tell them i was after your financial details because the logs will say otherwise

dont try and scare someone who knows a lot more about the subject than you do :I

[Jean Luc Picard]

no im pretty confident about a number of things

in that these things are unlinkable to me in the first place

but otherwise its laughable that you think anyone is going to care, really.. even if so they have logs of what was or was not looked at and well it doesnt really matter if you tell them i was after your financial details because the logs will say otherwise

dont try and scare someone who knows a lot more about the subject than you do :I

so are you going to return the email accounts or should i take the next step in this

[Light Fantastic]

which one(s) contain(s) this sensitive information

[Jean Luc Picard]

keltz.jared@gmail.com

the other ones are just linked to my myspace and other things that aren't v important

that one though is very very important to me

[Light Fantastic]

repped you the password, have fun

[Jean Luc Picard]

thank you

i'm glad we could do this the easy way and you can be assured i won't troll you anymore since you were nice enough to cooperate

[griftadan]

Oh good Siva's back.

But now Jared's banned :(

how do people keep getting banned? i'm an asshole and it's still never happened

[PerpetualBurn]

It's not easy to get banned. I've never managed it.

[Mr. Ron]

I've been temporarily banned like, 6 times for really minor crap. I've been permanently banned once back like, 2 years ago for posting a link that I didn't know was also linked to some pr0n material. *shrug*

[Iscariot]

i used to get banned a couple of times a week

[pedro durruti]

I've had a checkered past on mx but it's all behind me now

[siva_chair]

how do people keep getting banned? i'm an spatula and it's still never happened

Well first a butt hurt internet troll has to challenge you to a cross country fight. Then it just kind of happens.

[griftadan]

yeah dude i don't even know what black rep means

is that like people with tear drop tattoos for killing someone in prison?

Well first and butt hurt internet troll has to challenge you to a cross country fight. Then it just kind of happens.

i wouldn't take that **** either

[pedro durruti]

It means I'm an anarchist

You have to break the rules to get banned, and being an asshole is pretty much a rule here on mx

[griftadan]

i think we should warn people for being to polite it's honestly annoying

[Der Übermensch]

i think we should warn people for being to polite it's honestly annoying

I gave up on that a loooong time ago...
Although the only time I got banned was in Superpeer's guess the number thread ... I guessed right but didn't give a reason why I chose it, so got banned for half the full period.

[Hababi]

You have to break the rules to get banned, and being an asshole is pretty much a rule here on mx

If that was the case, PB would've been banned long ago, many times.

I do wonder why Chad has been able to get almost everyone's account except mine. Of course, even if he got mine, it wouldn't do much good, as the password for this account is different than any other one I use.

[Dr Hooch]

If that was the case, PB would've been banned long ago, many times.

I do wonder why Chad has been able to get almost everyone's account except mine. Of course, even if he got mine, it wouldn't do much good, as the password for this account is different than any other one I use.

Maybe he doesn't give a **** about us and since we only post in here he can't harvest our cookies because we'd never click on his links

It's not easy to get banned. I've never managed it.

I once got permabanned for making a post that said "Irony ++" in response to a guy criticising osme spammers

There was uproar in the guitar forum, I can tell you

[Hababi]

Maybe he doesn't give a **** about us and since we only post in here he can't harvest our cookies because we'd never click on his links


That's true for you but not me :p

Plus I once directly dared him to hack it and offered to leave mx if he could.

[Dr Hooch]

That's true for you but not me :p

Plus I once directly dared him to hack it and offered to leave mx if he could.

You know when they said that "Not even god could sink [the Titanic]"

LESSONS

WE

SHOULD

LEARN

[Hababi]

Yeah but Chad really can't get into my account :D

[PerpetualBurn]

George Bush sank the Titanic.

[gregulus]

George Bush sank the Titanic.

so, he had intelligence saying it had wmd's on it.

[Knifeboy]

I was banned once, for two hours, by sonerken for making a quote pyramid in a community thread..

But I was asleep while it happened, so it doesn't really count

[Dr Hooch]

George Bush sank the Titanic.

Honestly, this is true:
A girl i was arguing with on another forum said that the titanic sank because it had a plaque on it saying "not even god could sink this ship".

When every atheist, agnostic and liberal christian on the board started finding this hilarious, she said that *we* were terrible people for laughing.

[griftadan]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

[siva_chair]

Honestly, this is true:
A girl i was arguing with on another forum said that the titanic sank because it had a plaque on it saying "not even god could sink this ship".

When every atheist, agnostic and liberal christian on the board started finding this hilarious, she said that *we* were terrible people for laughing.

That would be so funny if that were the reason that it sank!

I can see it now:

Plaque: "haha god can't even sink me, I'm such a badass ship"

God: "Ohreallyfool? Lemme see....Iceburg....engage!"

[Iskandar]

Why use language to describe events? Language is inherently fragmented. Only by experiencing the sinking of the Titanic firsthand will we gain a true understanding of the event.

The observer is not the observed.

[Dr Hooch]

That would be so funny if that were the reason that it sank!

I can see it now:

Plaque: "haha god can't even sink me, I'm such a badass ship"

God: "Ohreallyfool? Lemme see....Iceburg....engage!"

God loves you, but he loves a challenge even more.

[thedeadwalk!]

Why use language to describe events? Language is inherently fragmented. Only by experiencing the sinking of the Titanic firsthand will we gain a true understanding of the event.

The observer is not the observed.
Reality is not understanding but interaction. Language is all we have to achieve this.

What one perceives to be real is real in its consequences.

[Iskandar]

Reality is not understanding but interaction. Language is all we have to achieve this.

What one perceives to be real is real in its consequences.The intention to be perceived is not to be separate from the perception of the intended. It is only our social conditioning that had led us to believe it so.

[thedeadwalk!]

It is our social conditioning that nullifies any true value for experience or understanding. In combination with the limiting effect of language, which we think and experience in, even being in their shoes will reveal no more than talking to them.

[Iskandar]

It is our social conditioning that nullifies any true value for experience or understanding. In combination with the limiting effect of language, which we think and experience in, even being in their shoes will reveal no more than talking to them.The point, which you still fail to understand, is that I had a wholly subjective experience in which I experienced the oneness of God.

[thedeadwalk!]

Yep. I just thought we were screwing around.

[Iskandar]

Yep. I just thought we were screwing around.I was pretending to be Siva. You?

[Reaganista]

dood i got like half an lsat review book done while i was banned and AFK honor farming in wow at the same time
that was like the most productive ive been in months > >

Well first a butt hurt internet troll has to challenge you to a cross country fight. Then it just kind of happens.
hahaha

[thedeadwalk!]

I was pretending to be Siva. You?
Smart. :(

[siva_chair]

Why use language to describe events? Language is inherently fragmented. Only by experiencing the sinking of the Titanic firsthand will we gain a true understanding of the event.

The observer is not the observed.

That was a really sad attempt to be funny.

The point, which you still fail to understand, is that I had a wholly subjective experience in which I experienced the oneness of God.

Hey look another lame attempt!

What, did I hit a nerve with you too or something?

[Iskandar]

That was a really sad attempt to be funny.



Hey look another lame attempt!

What, did I hit a nerve with you too or something?Did I hit a nerve with you? You need not defend yourself. This is the Internet, after all.

[siva_chair]

Did I hit a nerve with you? You need not defend yourself. This is the Internet, after all.

Nope, I have no nerves. I just found it kind of curious that you felt the need to go out of your way to try to be funny at my expense. I wasn't sure if it was because I had said something that hurt your feelings or if it was just because you had some strange demented e-infatuation with me or something. Is it because I make fun of emo kids? Is that it?

[Iskandar]

Nope, I have no nerves. I just found it kind of curious that you felt the need to go out of your way to try to be funny at my expense. I wasn't sure if it was because I had said something that hurt your feelings or if it was just because you had some strange demented e-infatuation with me or something. Is it because I make fun of emo kids? Is that it?What?

[Knifeboy]

Honestly, this is true:
A girl i was arguing with on another forum said that the titanic sank because it had a plaque on it saying "not even god could sink this ship".

When every atheist, agnostic and liberal christian on the board started finding this hilarious, she said that *we* were terrible people for laughing.

"Not even god can delete this post!"

...

Now we play the waiting game

[Reaganista]

not even god could give me $2 billion

[Dave de Sylvia]

not even god could take that $2 billon back and laugh in ur face

[Reaganista]

not even god could totally kill ur ***

[Iskandar]

God can be a pencil

[Amit]

not even god can have a bigger postcount

[Dave de Sylvia]

not even god could totally kill ur ***

good ****ing one

[Iskandar]

I want to fight Splat Out Plath.

[Amit]

he's irish or something just pwn his pwntatos

[Dave de Sylvia]

i dont think your source for this fight stragtgey is reliable

[Amit]

i got it off of wikipwndia

not even god can be wrong there

[Iskandar]

I cast Potato Famine with five magic to Ireland.

[Amit]

**** yeah kill them leperkons

[Iskandar]

**** yeah kill them leperkonstbh yes

[Dave de Sylvia]

wtf stop this is not part of the rules

[Iskandar]

stop lying

[Amit]

wtf stop this is not part of the rules

stfu pansy dropski keep casting pwntato famwne

[Dave de Sylvia]

no it was my turn to cast a spell

this isnt ****in fair

[Amit]

you lack the pwntatos to cast a spell so you have to forfeit your turn until you can get enuff pwntatos

[Iskandar]

amit is the net judge for this duel tbh

the dropper recasts potato famine at cost 15 magic

[Dave de Sylvia]

you cant cast potato famine not even god could do that

this is ****ing stupid

[Reaganista]

lmao

[Iskandar]

you cant cast potato famine not even god could do that

this is ****ing stupidfine you forfeit hahahahaha i win

[Dave de Sylvia]

grow up you ****ing immature loser i wasnt even ****ing playing

[Iskandar]

grow up you ****ing immature loser i wasnt even ****ing playing
hahahahahaha jealous because i win

[Amit]

ok so u forfeit?

[Dave de Sylvia]

i wasnt eve ****ing playing i wasnt even ****in playing i wasnt even ****ing playing this is bullshit **** off

[Amit]

lol what a sore loser maybe if u r gona cry like that u sholdnt play next time son

[Dave de Sylvia]

lmao an indian as the "judge"

this cannot be real life hahaha

[Amit]

well wasn't that mature :rolleyes:

[Iskandar]

sop is just jealous because he got beat by a noob like the dropper

[griftadan]

weddings rule, although my dad is currently mad at me because me and my friends pushed our bar tab 120 drinks over the limit at the reception

totally worth it

[siva_chair]

weddings rule, although my dad is currently mad at me because me and my friends pushed our bar tab 120 drinks over the limit at the reception

totally worth it

Drinking rules.

[Dr Hooch]

I've never been to a wedding without my parents so i never really get drunk at them

[griftadan]

i was the brother of the bride i had to get drunk and make a scene, it's like a rule

[Reaganista]

I've never been to a wedding without my parents so i never really get drunk at them

your parents stop you from drinking how

[Dr Hooch]

your parents stop you from drinking how

not at all

they're totally cool with it

i simply don't wish for them to see me drunk

[Reaganista]

haha ur lame

[siva_chair]

Hot sauce is awesome.

[Mr. Ron]

I can't eat spicy foods. If I do I crap fireballs.

[siva_chair]

I can't eat spicy foods. If I do I crap fireballs.

OH MAN THAT REALLY SUCKS FOR YOU!

Also, saying you don't like spicey foods is equivalent to saying "I have a vagina."

[Hababi]

I can't eat spicy foods. If I do I crap fireballs.

If you eat it a few times, you'll get used to it. That happened to me the first time I had Lebanese, but now it's fine.

And siva: :lol:

[siva_chair]

Seriously, let the facts speak for themselves. The following is a complete list of people who can't handle spicey foods:

Pregnant women
Breastfeeding mothers
Menstruating women
Women on menopause
Children
Old People
Animals (except for fish)

It's worth emphasizing that this is a complete list of people who don't like spicey foods, so if you don't like spicey food, then you must be one of the above listed. Animals, old people, and children can't read, so I guess that makes you a bitch.


Source: The Alphabet of Manliness

[Dr Hooch]

Yes! That's right.

I don't enjoy spicy food but i have a good reason?

[siva_chair]

Yes! That's right.

I don't enjoy spicy food but i have a good reason?

Is your reason that you have a vagina? Because the statement "I don't like spicey food" is a more verbose way of saying "I have a vagina."

[Knifeboy]

People who get to the point that they put so much hot spice on their food, that they can't enjoy normal food, suck

[ringworm]

i have a friend who carries daves insanity sauce around with him? :/

"yeah, i'll have the #3 combo, hold the onions, extra gut rot please"

[Knifeboy]

eugh... It's the gastronomical equivalent of tinitus

[siva_chair]

People who get to the point that they put so much hot spice on their food, that they can't enjoy normal food, suck

Oh I can enjoy normal food. I just think spicey food is superior.

[Knifeboy]

You wouldn't think that if it wasn't because your tastebuds had been ruined

(I love spicey food btw.. Especially thai)

[Axe]

I like indian food, pakistani and sout afghani is good aswell.
Italian's my main beef though.

[siva_chair]

You wouldn't think that if it wasn't because your tastebuds had been ruined

(I love spicey food btw.. Especially thai)

My tastebuds are far from being ruined, I assure you.

(That means you don't have a vagina, btw)

[Knifeboy]

My vagina <3 is sitting right next to me, playing diablo 2

[siva_chair]

My vagina <3 is sitting right next to me, playing diablo 2

Aka your girlfriend?

I wish I had a girlfriend that played Diablo 2 (even though I think the first one is better).....or just a girlfriend for that matter.

[Knifeboy]

Yes...

I can't help but feel a bit too nerdy when playing diablo 2 with my girlfriend though...

Atleast I'm not as sad as the group of guys at work that spend the breaks discussing world of warcraft

[siva_chair]

Yes...

I can't help but feel a bit too nerdy when playing diablo 2 with my girlfriend though...

Yeah but you have a girlfriend. That is the important part.

Plus, no one should be ashamed of playing Diablo. For any reason.

Atleast I'm not as sad as the group of guys at work that spend the breaks discussing world of warcraft

I don't believe there are too many things out there that are more sad than that.

[Reaganista]

guys world of warcraft is awesome

[siva_chair]

But basing your life around it and obsessively talking about it isn't.

[Knifeboy]

guys world of warcraft is awesome

I'm sure it is, but talking about it, hours after hours every day, is pretty creepy

One dude went crazy talking about going fishing in WoW..
i mean, come ooon

[Reaganista]

first rule of wow is no talking about wow

[siva_chair]

I'm sure it is, but talking about it, hours after hours every day, is pretty creepy

One dude went crazy talking about going fishing in WoW..
i mean, come ooon

Hey there is nothing like fishing from the comfort of your keyboard far away from actual nature!

[Reaganista]

you can't catch magical crawfish that grant random wishes IRL tho

[siva_chair]

Yes but you can catch large catfish that taste delicious.

Who needs wishes over the internet when you can have delicious catfish?

[Reaganista]

um there's a grocery store less than a minute's walk away

and everyone needs wishes over the internet

[siva_chair]

Yeah but grocery store catfish doesn't taste nearly as good as freshly caught catfish.

Only the weak need wishes.

[Reaganista]

catfish is for hillbillies anyway

[siva_chair]

catfish is for hillbillies anyway

And WOW is for emokids.

Fair enough.

[Reaganista]

actually wow is for nerds

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrvp-8oDok

[Reaganista]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk

[<3<3<3]

refl

[Dr Hooch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgyI1RpPOdg

[thedeadwalk!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk
I have to say the Guild Wars dances are better.

[pedro durruti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrvp-8oDok
That guy is such a jackass

[whiskey]

I want to breed a chuwawa and some other dog and make a giant chuwawa

[griftadan]

no you'd probably get a small version of the other dog

[Dr Hooch]

I want to breed a chuwawa and some other dog and make a giant chuwawa

Well either one ladydog won't get satisfied or ladydog gonna get ripped apart inside

[griftadan]

i wish humans were like dogs so i could makes babies with a black woman

[whiskey]

That's disgusting.

[Smokey D]

Goddammit stop being annoying.

[ringworm]

Did anyone see the docu on NG about how the Adam & Eve storyline and how similar many points are related to the Sumerian Gilgamesh tablets recently discovered? I think it was on Monday night

[Knifeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrvp-8oDok

That guy makes me feel queezy. Literally

[PerpetualBurn]

I like how ridiculous his videos are, and how he filters what comments show on the video.

[Dr Hooch]

He blocked mine, at least.

I thought it might be kinda funny to flirt with the fundamentalist christian but i guess he didn't see it that way

[Reaganista]

I have to say the Guild Wars dances are better.

i played guild wars i dont remember any dancing

http://moi-alizee.us/play/?v=11 btw

[PerpetualBurn]

There's always time for Alizee.

[ringworm]

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

[thedeadwalk!]

That "Chocolate Rain" video was pretty funny.

Mmm, chocolate art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLMpbQxqi0o&mode=related&search=

i played guild wars i dont remember any dancing

http://moi-alizee.us/play/?v=11 btw
How could you miss it? It's not as good as the video you posted and only shows some of them. GW has the Napoleon Dynamite one and a couple Michael Jackson dances.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONRRApw3Vo

[Reaganista]

i just said it wasnt memorable not that i missed it

[thedeadwalk!]

That may be what you meant, but what you said is more open-ended. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

[griftadan]

my mom just walked in on me

there are no words to describe how ruined my day is

[Reaganista]

bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha