Bass Theorem (this is good)

[moogoogaipan]

has anyone heard this?

Bass Theorem:
A musician's IQ is inversely proportional to the size of his instrument and directly proportional to its register.

:smash:

[PremierManiac]

A musician's IQ is his/her mental age divided by his/her chronological age, then multiplied by 100.

[Futuro]

Thank god My main instrument is the Kazoo :-/

[Plan B.]

I don't even get it, how smart does that make me?!

[ian1988]

It means.....That drummers are smart people with huge schlongs....IM DOWN WITH THAT YO!

[Plan B.]

Hell yeah!

:lol:

[Mike Goes Numb]

It means.....That drummers are smart people with huge schlongs....IM DOWN WITH THAT YO!
Actually, you just proved his point. He said inversely, meaning drummers arent smart.
GG.

[Det_Nosnip]

Thank god My main instrument is the Kazoo :-/

Haha I was thinking tin whistle. ;)

[Tillmon]

has anyone heard this?

Bass Theorem:
A musician's IQ is inversely proportional to the size of his instrument and directly proportional to its register.

:smash:

Piano = Big instrument, therefore small IQ

Piano = Big range, therefore big IQ

I think I found a flaw in your theory. But I guess that's why it's a theory and not a fact.

[Futuro]

I think I found a flaw in your theory. But I guess that's why it's a theory and not a fact.Well I think I found a flaw in YOUR theory.
I call this the greenday piano. Tuned to Root 5th and octave.

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/866/ronaldolivespiano16px.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[White Riot!]

Well I think I found a flaw in YOUR theory.
I call this the greenday piano. Tuned to Root 5th and octave.

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/866/ronaldolivespiano16px.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

In what key?

[Futuro]

In what key?
B# of course.

[ian1988]

Actually, you just proved his point. He said inversely, meaning drummers arent smart.
GG.


We're still good in bed to thats all that matters :P

[White Riot!]

Awesome dude..................you could play with your feet and play bass with your hands

[Wizz]

It means.....That drummers are smart people with huge schlongs....IM DOWN WITH THAT YO!

123 lmao @ that

[moogoogaipan]

Piano = Big instrument, therefore small IQ

Piano = Big range, therefore big IQ

I think I found a flaw in your theory. But I guess that's why it's a theory and not a fact.
not a flaw in my theory... in states that it's directly proportional to it's register... that's why you have such a vast array of pianists.
Most musical genuises played piano, but you've all encountered that guy who thinks he's awesome, but he's really not.

[XAQ]

this is kinda dumb sorry

[moogoogaipan]

this is kinda dumb sorry
shut up ***... no one cares what you think...
don't post if you think it's dumb... or learn to have fun and quit criticizing...:thumb:










faggot:smash:

[AtomShip]

I dont think its fun.

[Coma Divine]

Crap I play tuba and drumset...

[VTDS_xx]

I'm not a dumb person and I play drums and guitar.

[moogoogaipan]

If a bassist plays a root, a pianist superimposes a major seventh chord built on the fifth, and a saxophonist plays the 13th, will attractive women notice? Will the drummer?

Your trio is set up in a perfect equilateral triangle. A singer sets up exactly in the middle. Will the three of you be divided against the singer, or against one another?

(1/vocalist's experience in years) (# of beats per measure) x 32 = # of unintended modulations + skipped beats, per chorus.

3 separate jokes

[othankheavenfor311]

If a bassist plays a root, a pianist superimposes a major seventh chord built on the fifth, and a saxophonist plays the 13th, will attractive women notice? Will the drummer?

Your trio is set up in a perfect equilateral triangle. A singer sets up exactly in the middle. Will the three of you be divided against the singer, or against one another?

(1/vocalist's experience in years) (# of beats per measure) x 32 = # of unintended modulations + skipped beats, per chorus.

:confused: wtf:confused: dont get it

[moogoogaipan]

:confused: wtf:confused: dont get it
that's ok... it's jazz jokes

[XAQ]

sorry dude they're just not that funny :thumb:

[moogoogaipan]

sorry dude they're just not that funny :thumb:
only if you're dumb and don't understand:thumb:

[GhostNote]

3 separate jokes


Haha. Nice, man. Some great intelligent jokes, better than most. Did you make those up?


-GN

[sweet_nothings]

I don't understand any of it. But I don't fancy myself very smart.

[White Riot!]

they are very mildy funny

[moogoogaipan]

Haha. Nice, man. Some great intelligent jokes, better than most. Did you make those up?


-GN
nah... they came from allaboutjazz.com.

to everyone else: things don't have to be laugh-out-loud funny to be jokes. I'm not expecting you to fall off your chair laughing, but if you know anything about these musical situations, then you understand and thus it is humorous

[FockerTheLopper]

I'm really dumb... I play Drums, tuba, bass and guitar(order from largest to smallest). Even now that I'm learning clarinet it still wouldn't make up for it, oh and xylophones and variations(marimba and vibes)

[GhostGrooveMike]

Crap I play tuba and drumset...
lmao!!!