Gav Cant Touch Little Girls Anymore!

[Left Shoe]

18 years ago today gav exploded forth from his mothers uteran encagement, and the rest is history.

[bottlerocket]

:lol:

Thanks, Phil...I dunno if I should close this or not...if I don't people will be all "omfg mod abusing pwoers" but I'd leave anyone's birthday thread open...so...we'll see how it goes. :)

>.>
<.<

-Gav

[BenJammin]

:lol: That's the best way to announce someone's birthday that I've seen in a long time, Phil.

Happy birthday, Gav.

And you can still touch little girls. You just can't be caught doing it.

[AlmightyPancake]

Woohoo! Go legal responsibility!

Mine's next thursday...


Have an awesome one gav, don't get too ripped.

[PaulR]

Myspace reminded me it was your birthday.

Happy birthday Gav.

[Moon Flavor]

Happy birthday.

My job here is done.

[Dot.]

Like I said in teh casual, go get laid, and then have a smoke.



A cigar if you can get one.

[lemoley]

happy birthday boss, have a good 'un :thumb:

[sixner]

any big plans for the big 1-8?

All ive done is go to 18+ show's :lol:

-sixner

[Left Shoe]

gav can now purchase all the po.rn, cigarettes, and lottery tickets he has ever wanted.
heres some po.rn to start you off , i think youll dig it...














http://www.treeoffitness.com/Photos/2%20Hand%20to%20Foot.JPG

[Gnarmageddon]

Happy Birthday, Gavin. :chug:

You can now go to jail.

[peeted]

so can someone explain to be the touching lil girls thing? i dont know american laws but am genuinley intrested to learn :)

[bottlerocket]

Phil: Hahahahahha! Thanks, dude.

OMFG Spencer in my beloved bass forum? Go back to pop-punk or the drum forum, n00b. :) <3

Peeted: Once an American turns 18, they can't have sexual relations with anyone under the age of 18. It's called statitory rape and you can go to jail.

-Gav

[peeted]

so whats the age of consent for someone uner 18 with someone else under 18? seems a bit silly if you and your bird are ok to bone wen your both 17 but then wen one of you turns 18 its illegal :s

[PaulR]

Peeted: Once an American turns 18, they can't have sexual relations with anyone under the age of 18. It's called statitory rape and you can go to jail.

-Gav
So whats the age of consent in America, 18?

[bottlerocket]

I think age of consent is 16 in Mass but it varies from state to state (states' rights, etc.)...but if you're 18 or over and the other is under 18, it's different...I'm not really sure.

I can't touch any little girls, though...there goes all my fun. :(

-Gav

[Jahmez]

Happy Birthday, Gav. Now there are more little girls for the rest of us.:chug:

[BenJammin]

Happy Birthday, Gav. Now there are more little girls for the rest of us.:chug:

:lol: :lol:

Well said.

[ebe9]

Going to be using that 60% titanium for a new hip soon.


Happy Birthday ;)

[bottlerocket]

^ Hah! Clever! :lol:

I'll drink to that. :chug:

Thanks again, guys. :)

I have 26 birthday comments on my MySpace, too...I rule.

-Gav

[T2k5]

Happy B'day Gav! :chug:

[moghes69]

the age to buy tobacco products where i live was moved to 19 a few months ago... :upset: i hate new jersey. but happy birthday.

[MuRd0K]

the age to buy tobacco products where i live was moved to 19 a few months ago... :upset: i hate new jersey. but happy birthday.

Bah, here on Chihuahua, you cannot buy drinks after 9 P.M.

Happy birthday Gav! Any presents so far?

[PaulSimonon]

You=buying me smokes when I'm in Boston.

[Polyamarous]

OMGZ You can vote :smoke:
Many happy returns

[moghes69]

Bah, here on Chihuahua, you cannot buy drinks after 9 P.M.

Happy birthday Gav! Any presents so far?
we can't buy drinks at all here. or so they tell us...

[MuRd0K]

Ah well, the great difference here is...

Mexico allows you to drink at 18, U.S. at 21 :p.

[moghes69]

damn you...

[Tryxx]

You=buying me smokes when I'm in Boston.

I will be able to too... Josh got mine last year. >.>

And Stanely Clark's keyboard player gave me a light.

[PaulSimonon]

It's gonna be ungodly expensive out there, though... How much for a pack of reds, do you know?

[Tryxx]

It's gonna be ungodly expensive out there, though... How much for a pack of reds, do you know?

Here it's like $3-3.50

That's what I bought last time, they were just about $4 or so at Walgreens. 27;s were cheap too.

[PaulSimonon]

Oh, okay. I though Boston had really high taxes on them for some reason. 4$ is still a bitch, but I can deal with that.

[Spazzout22]

Oi! Happy Birthday!

I wish you many happy things: A Cigar, A Martini, a bubbly hot tub, and 15 hookers. Cheers!

[Tryxx]

They're like $9 in New York, but they weren't that much there.

[Moon Flavor]

Wow, I thought better of you guys at one point. Especially you tryxx.


*shakes head at tobacco*

[PaulSimonon]

They're like $9 in New York, but they weren't that much there.
That's what I thought there were gonna be, and there's no way I'm gonna spend 30$ on three packs...

[sheephead]

Happy Birthday, man. I sent a lady of the night over there for you. She's the blonde girl in a pink shirt in your local supermarket. Just lick her left knee and she'll know it's you. Have a good one!

[MuRd0K]

Too bad she's 17.

[BassVirtuoso]

That didn't stop Brian Doyle.

[the101er]

Who is this Gav fellow?



I put the 'the' in 'psychotherapist'

[metal_bassist88]

Happy Brithday :thumb:

[Bass_swede]

Congrats emo-mod gav

:thumb:

-Gav

[Radiobass81]

Felicidades :thumb:.

[thelowsoundofbass]

Congrats, smokes around here are about $7 a pack.

lowsound

[peeted]

iv been able to smoke for a year and a half and im still 17 :). i havnt taken advantage of it though because smoking anything other than pot is silly!

[Omega Red]

gav happy birthday, i'm better than you

[burtonbassist_101]

happy birthday gav

[bottlerocket]

Thanks a lot, guys! :chug:

Sheephead: That was priceless. :lol:!

-Gav

[janyeno]

if you decide to start buying your own.. tobacco products...

go for pipe tobaccy or black and milds....


it's... only right...

[Tryxx]

black and milds....


it's... only right...

Agreed.

[Dot.]

Justin, NO SMOKING!!!1!


Smoking is bad for you and your modulus.


either quit smoking or give me your bass.

[Tryxx]

Justin, NO SMOKING!!!1!


Smoking is bad for you and your modulus.


either quit smoking or give me your bass.

I haven't smoked since... about last time at Berklee. :lol:

And I'm giving my Modulus to someone else.

[PaulSimonon]

I haven't since... wednesday. I'm cutting back yet again.

[Dot.]

Good. smoking is bad. I havent smoked since december.


I hope who ever you are giving the modulus to will love it and cherish it.

[Tryxx]

Good. smoking is bad. I havent smoked since december.


I hope who ever you are giving the modulus to will love it and cherish it.

I'm really, really, sure he will. :lol:

[Thonk]

Happy birthday!

:chug:

[faelun]

Happy B-day Gav!

-faelun

[BassPlayingPineapple]

Happy birthday old chap :thumb:

[SLKBassist]

Happy Birthday Gav...You'll soon learn 18 isn't all its made out to be, but still enjoy it.

[Alma]

I didn't know you were so old :p

Happy Bday dude!

[tomtom]

happy birthday dude ........................
rememeber, like BenJammin said, you still can touch little girls, just don't get caught. but save some for us, ok

[blizzard]

Happy Birthday Gav :chug:

If you were in Australia you could now buy all the alcohol you want as well.

[bassistuvdoom731]

Happy Birthday Gav :wave:

[Jamie]

Happy birthday Gav! :D Its mine on wednesday! It seems everyone's is around this time in April... Is there any special events on around our conceivation (sp?) time? hmmmm!

*realises he doesn't actually want to think about that*


Anyway, have a good day! And enjoy your newfound adulthood! :D

[Jimbobntnr]

Happy Birthday, Gav

[BenJammin]

At this point in time, I'm pretty sure that Gav is so drunk that if someone told him he was a mod on a music forum, he probably wouldn't believe it.

Of course, I am making a great presumption here.

It is very unlikely that Gav can form a coherent sentence.

[darrell]

Happy birthday...

[bottlerocket]

At this point in time, I'm pretty sure that Gav is so drunk that if someone told him he was a mod on a music forum, he probably wouldn't believe it.

Of course, I am making a great presumption here.

It is very unlikely that Gav can form a coherent sentence.

:lol:

Actually, I don't drink. :thumb:

Thanks again, guys. :chug:

-Gav

[B]

happy birthday gav

/3rd time saying it i think

[Moon Flavor]

:lol:

Actually, I don't drink. :thumb:

Thanks again, guys. :chug:

-Gav
sXe 4 lyphe!

[The_Red_Death]

I already said it on Myspace, but again, happy birthday!

[Mr. Pickle]

phil, you totally stole this from the office.

[DJ Ducksauce]

Who the **** is Gav?

:-*

I wished you happy birfday in pop-punk. Too lazy to post it in here even though I am typing all of this extra random unnecessary crap in here. Go to pop-punk to see my post.

EDIT: Do it.

[Left Shoe]

phil, you totally stole this from the office.
since i have no idea what that is. ill take your word on it :p


how did gavs birthday thread turn into a tobacco convention

[SLKBassist]

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Happy birthday Gav! :D Its mine on wednesday! It seems everyone's is around this time in April... Is there any special events on around our conceivation (sp?) time? hmmmm!

Happy Birthday then. Mine is on next friday :amaze: AlthoughI was born two months premature, I guess I just wanted to be with all the cool April B-days

[Left Shoe]

mines on the 24th, april bdayersrule

[PaulSimonon]

since i have no idea what that is. ill take your word on it :p


how did gavs birthday thread turn into a tobacco convention
Did you know that the surgeon general has said that using a water pipe reduces about 50% of the carcinogenic properties of tobacco? Even so, the surgeon general has deemed smoking to be unsafe.

[muthafunkabass #2]

Happy Birthday Gav, I'll leave you a myspace comment.;)

[kilian]

Gefeliciteerd :thumb:

[Left Shoe]

thats not a word, spam whore

[bottlerocket]

sXe 4 lyphe!

Nope, I'm not edge. I just don't do that stuff. :thumb:

-Gav

[Left Shoe]

Nope, I'm not edge. I just don't do that stuff. :thumb:

-Gav
so like...what if i stabbed right through your chest into your lung with a cigarette

[bottlerocket]

^ Not gonna lie: I'd be a bit upset with you. :(

-Gav

[MasterofBass]

happy birthday man :chug:

now you can buy tobacco, porn, go to 18+ concerts... and the best part.. YOU GET TO REGISTER FOR THE STUPID SELECTIVE SERVICE in case the US reinstates the draft.... the only bad part about turning 18... well, that and being able to go to jail, :lol:

enjoy your day tho :thumb:

[Tryxx]

I was told how to dodge the draft, legally!

But I'm a special case because Brazil is weird and I'm technically a dual citizen.

[Jody LeCompte]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=458475

EDIT: WHO PUT THAT THERE! JUSTIN!?!?

[Left Shoe]

^ Not gonna lie: I'd be a bit upset with you. :(

-Gav
its a take on the set of question i ask vegetarians after i ifnd out they are vegetarian.
"so would you still be vegetarian if i stabbed you in the stomach with a taco?"
"what if you snorted a line of beef, still vegetarian?"
"what if i took you out to dinner and when you werent looking i hid a steak in your drink, still?"

[ScorpSath]

Happy birthday GAV!

Get anything grand?