The Ginger Vegaterian!

[scottish steve]

Wasssssap!
Dont no how to delet this box!
Song Below

[scottish steve]

This is my first attempt at a song, It started as a ryhm to take the piss out 1 of the girls i know who was in this situation but when i got to the end i realised if she was a guy it might have a piont so this is the less funny meaningfull version,,,, sort of. Read it and Tell Me What u Think, :wave:


Dinner With The Family N The VeggY

All i needed was an answer,
Y is Shhhhe Here?
What is she doing to Ur Eeear!
Steameeeed Caroots Arent Ment to Go there,

Mother make her stop,
Shes ment to b a guest,
Eating with ur fingers just aint right,
Whats the Deal im gona Make a MESSS!

(LOTS OF BASS)

AHHH get out my house,
Get ur Quorn to ****
Its got nothin on scottish beef,
Or our Deep Fried Duck
Y r u here?

All i wanted was a warning,
The gingers commin to Tea,
I dont care about her,
Just respect me!

All i needed was an answer,
Y is Shhhhe Here?
What is she doing to Ur Eeear!
Steameeeed Caroots Arent Mentr to Go there,

(Guitar solo)

All i needed was an answer,
Y is Shhhhe Here?
What is she doing to Ur Eeear!
Steameeeed Caroots Arent Mentr to Go there,

U must thing im blind
Its my pal, who just dropped her fork
Im lossing my mind
If i hear Zip
Shes gona end up minced!

"served with a side salade"

Dont think i wont,
Im a Rampent Bull
only the turkys in the way
grab a leg n pull.

Not u bitch hands on the table!

(Long Drum Fill)

All i needed was an answer,
Y is Shhhhe Here?
What is she doing to Ur Eeear!
Steameeeed Caroots Arent Mentr to Go there,

(Just Bass)

Y is sheee here?
Since when were u seriose.
Kissing i can handle,
but meeting my rents isnt right
Blow the candles!

Whoooow!

(Loud Everything)

I would say get ur coat
But looks like uv already pulled
Do u think i wana c that,
Thats my brother girl,,,,,,,,

Wish it was me.


No offence to any vegaterians or vegans or gingers,,,, No vegatables were wasted in the writing of this song:thumb:

[deathbyjello]

It's spelled Vegetarian.

[Violent_Bill]

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

[scottish steve]

haha i got a C in Int 2 english because of **** spelling, and i never said i was a songwriter. lets hear u try righting a song about a ginger vegy :rolleyes:

[Nightvision]

Buddy, he's right. There's a reason that no-one ever wrote a song about a ginger vegetarian before. This is it.

a few things if I may:

1. Joke songs on here aren't received very well. This is mainly because they're invariably horribly written, tasteless, and about as funny as a kitten in a meatgrinder. This does little to prove me wrong.

2. For god's sake, type properly... only idiots use txt tlk, and I don't think you want to come across as an idiot. Everyone here is pretty laid back, but the one thing that will make them want to come round and ram your keyboard down your throat sideways is to carry on typing like that. So please, please stop it.

3. Don't try and flame me for this. I'm simply offering you some advice that will make your stay here more enjoyable for you and for the peeps that read your stuff - you may wish to follow it. :)

[scottish steve]

Buddy, he's right. There's a reason that no-one ever wrote a song about a ginger vegetarian before. This is it.

a few things if I may:

1. Joke songs on here aren't received very well. This is mainly because they're invariably horribly written, tasteless, and about as funny as a kitten in a meatgrinder. This does little to prove me wrong.

2. For god's sake, type properly... only idiots use txt tlk, and I don't think you want to come across as an idiot. Everyone here is pretty laid back, but the one thing that will make them want to come round and ram your keyboard down your throat sideways is to carry on typing like that. So please, please stop it.

3. Don't try and flame me for this. I'm simply offering you some advice that will make your stay here more enjoyable for you and for the peeps that read your stuff - you may wish to follow it. :)

Yeh i think il take your advice,,, altho i am a very lazy person and writting full words is hard work :confused: but no worries il keep my daft ideas to myself lol Cheers :p