Mortician HATE thread

[Luc214]

If you hate this sorry excuse for death metal/grindcore then post here.

[I'm Charming]

I'd just like to congraduate you man.

I could never make a thread this good.

\wishs I was like you

[Lord Abortion]

Damn right, they almost suck as bad as Six feet under.

Much as I don't condone illegal threads, of course

[Luc214]

illegal?

[Lord Abortion]

As in "It's so far against the rules, it's making them feel vaguely uncomfortable and dirty"

[Luc214]

aha

but seriously how can you say SFU sucks worse than mortician? At least SFU have a real drummer, and better lyrics, and some talent.

[AA-12]

I like them.

[Luc214]

You're not serious are you?

[Bazarov]

I've never heard of Mortician Hate... are they any good?

[AA-12]

You're not serious are you?
I am.

[Luc214]

Go listen to real music. Hell, even Cannibal Corpse is better than them.

[AA-12]

Go listen to real music. Hell, even Cannibal Corpse is better than them.
lol@thispost

[TojesDolan]

I've never heard of Mortician Hate... are they any good?
no wai man they are

Mortician HATE. With capitals.

And to the threadstarter, it's not a good idea being an elitist of tr00 gr1m br00t4L hXc metal around here, give well-founded opinions and we may care about whatever you hate.

[Ad Absurdum]

This thread is stupid and immature; and completely justified.

[Anglachel]

Go listen to real music. Hell, even Cannibal Corpse is better than them.

Cannibal Corpse > You

[Squirrel]

lol 'congradulate'

[Luc214]

Alright, maybe I should make some valid statements.

#1: Their lyrics are the worst lyrics I have ever seen in my life. They seem to think that if they string a few gross sentences together, that makes a song.

#2: They use a drum machine.

#3: Their music just sounds like someone playing one string two or three times, then repeating it, and setting an insanly fast drum beat to it, that doesn't even sound real.

#4: The vocals are terrible. I can enjoy death metal growls, but their vocalist sounds like he's just growling throughout the entire song, and not actually saying words.

#5: did I mention all their songs sound EXACTLY THE SAME?

#6: Their music sounds like noise. Absolutely no depth to it.

Seriously, for good grindcore go for Pig Destroyer and for REALLY good death metal check out Nile.

[Bazarov]

Wow, I'm glad you made this thread because then I would have never known about Nile and Pig Destroyer, even though they are pretty popular.

no wai man they are

Mortician HATE. With capitals.


OH! How silly of me.

[Squirrel]

They did used to have a drummer you know ..

[Sleepy]

Threadstarter, I wish I could make a thread as deep, informative, and well-thought out as this one. Props to you, sir, you have truly mastered the art of posting.


#2: They use a drum machine.


So does Vintersorg, and he is an excellent musician/composer.

When's the big friendly lock going to come to this thread?

[Luc214]

^there's the difference. He's an excellent musician, whereas they are not.

They set it way too fast, and it sounds fake.

[Jawaharal]

Do they suck as much as Agoraphobic Nosebleed?

[Anglachel]

^there's the difference. He's an excellent musician, whereas they are not.

They set it way too fast, and it sounds fake.
Its a drum machine. Its going to sound a little fake. Just thinking about it too much makes it sound even more fake.

You insulted Cannibal Corpse, you do not matter.

[Sleepy]

You insulted Cannibal Corpse, you do not matter.

Now now, let's not sink down to his level :rolleyes:

[Anglachel]

Now now, let's not sink down to his level :rolleyes:
Ok, you're right.

But CC is good :(

[Luc214]

Cannibal Corpse deserves insults. They're so uninspired it hurts

[Bazarov]

They're more inspired than this thread.

[GenuineImitation]

They're more inspired than this thread.


Quoted for truth.

[Sleepy]

Cannibal Corpse deserves insults. They're so uninspired it hurts

They're more inspired than this thread.

Most.Perfect.Response.Ever.

I'm not a CC fan by any means (I just don't enjoy their music, though I can see why some do), but Butcher is 120% correct.

[Luc214]

True, but I felt I had to let it out.

[Nepenthe]

True, but I felt I had to let it out.

Good work.