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pate
04-01-2006, 01:49 PM
From smnnews.com:

"If you found yourself being disappointed by this year's Ozzfest lineup, it seems as if you can relax. The event's organizers have announced in their latest press release that the lineup was indeed fake, sort of. Festival organizer and founder Sharon Osbourne revealed today that the previously announced lineup (featuring bands such as DISTURBED and ATREYU) was announced prematurely to gauge fan reactions, when in fact, none of the bands were officially confirmed. "We just wanted to see how the fans would react to the bands we were considering," stated Osbourne. "The overwhelming reaction to the bands was negative, so I knew we had to go back to the drawing board in order to make this year a success." However, she soon realized that in order for this year's festival to be a success against the stiff competition presented by some of the newer U.S. festivals, they would need the help of one of metal's most well respected bands: IRON MAIDEN.
"I was childish...I admit it," said Osbourne, reflecting on last year's incident involving the legendary band's singer, Bruce Dickinson. "Anyone who knows me, knows that I tend to overreact. Thankfully Bruce and the boys are gentlemen and we've been able to put all of the ugliness behind us in order to give the fans what they want, because let's face it, IRON MAIDEN were the biggest draw last year." And if that wasn't enough, another legendary British heavy metal band, who are also an Ozzfest alumni, will be co-headlining the festival with them. "We were trying to figure out how we could possibly top the past two years of MAIDEN and PRIEST, when we said '**** it, why not just have them both this time?"

Along with those two legendary metal titans (who will rotate spots each night) and the festival's namesake, OZZY OSBOURNE in select markets, the revised lineup for this year's Ozzfest boasts an impressive and diverse group of both legendary and up-and-coming bands, which offers a stark contrast in comparison to the group of more trendy bands originally announced. The festival's new lineup consists of:

Main Stage:

OZZY OSBOURNE (select shows only)
IRON MAIDEN (headliner)
JUDAS PRIEST (headliner)
TESTAMENT
KING DIAMOND
MACHINE HEAD
NEVERMORE

Second Stage:

ANTHRAX (headliner)
NAPALM DEATH (co-headliner)
TOMAHAWK (co-headliner)
--------rotating--------
CRYPTOPSY
SUFFOCATION
THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
--------rotating--------
3 INCHES OF BLOOD
CEPHALIC CARNAGE
DARK TRANQUILLITY
HORSE THE BAND
IMPALED
INTO ETERNITY
THE RED CHORD
SIKTH

With Ozzfest finally attempting to accurately represent the metal community, you're probably wondering where that leaves the bands originally announced for this year's tour. Rumors are currently circulating that most of the rejected bands will embark on a tour of their own sponsored by MTV, Hot Topic, and Lambgoat. More information will be posted as soon as it's released.












Happy April Fools Day"

madmunch
04-01-2006, 01:55 PM
well I'm glad, Maiden and Priest holy ****! Long live maiden

Txus
04-01-2006, 01:56 PM
Damn, That's a nice lineup....I'm glad it changed. I'm going especially for Into Eternity, Iron MaideN, Dark Tranquillity, Cephalic Carnage and Nevermore.


Edited: Yeah, It's an April Fool's joke...:(

vashts80
04-01-2006, 01:56 PM
Except it's April Fools day. Does anyone honestly think that Sharon would put Cryptopsy, Suffocation, and Napalm Death on the second stage, much less Testament and King Diamond and Nevermore on the first?

Shred Danson
04-01-2006, 01:57 PM
This has to be an April Fool's joke. If so, good one. Heh.

Josh
04-01-2006, 01:59 PM
if only that was a real tour. i got my hopes up, til i read it properly, lol.

Shred Danson
04-01-2006, 02:07 PM
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:lol: Gotta love April Fool's Day

IheartSP
04-01-2006, 02:17 PM
You had me going for a while, I was about to crap my pants in excitment, now I'm dissapointed again...

Dave de Sylvia
04-01-2006, 02:23 PM
"I was childish...I admit it," said Osbourne
Hahahahahahaha they didn't even need to say April Fools, they gave it away right there.

HAIL TRUE METAL
04-01-2006, 02:24 PM
god ****ing damn it i was just blairing up nevermore cuz they were supposivedly on the main stage but that got me too ****n good. but that was way over theyre head to make up something like that.

i totally forgot today was the first of april

Shred Danson
04-01-2006, 02:29 PM
Hahahahahahaha they didn't even need to say April Fools, they gave it away right there.

:lol: yeah, well to me, they gave it away when they said Iron Maiden would be playing.

Lartsa
04-01-2006, 02:34 PM
LMAO.
Horse, TRC, and Dark T, would've made for a good tour..

temporary
04-01-2006, 02:36 PM
For a second I thought this wasn't a joke, but it has to be. If it wasn't, it'd be the best damn show of the year.

sensitiveorgan00
04-01-2006, 02:37 PM
RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: Damn, fooled me niggaz.

Blizzink
04-01-2006, 02:43 PM
I hate you so much right now.

Shred Danson
04-01-2006, 02:45 PM
HORSE the Band has to be one of the worst band names I have ever heard.

Besides Without A Trace.

>_>
<_<

PepsiMetal
04-01-2006, 03:00 PM
Iron Maiden have said they will never be on someone else's tour again in USA but it will be on their own tour. So yea...

It would be nice seeing Maiden and Priest together.

DanD
04-01-2006, 03:23 PM
HORSE the Band has to be one of the worst band names I have ever heard.

Besides Without A Trace.

>_>
<_<
What kind of name did you expect out of a Nintencore band?

Lartsa
04-01-2006, 03:24 PM
What kind of name did you expect out of a Nintencore band?

The Legend Of Mario: Samus' Awakening

Muggsy
04-01-2006, 03:36 PM
I was so happy until the end...

Kage
04-01-2006, 03:47 PM
That was a good one, actually.

Brew
04-01-2006, 04:36 PM
Best April Fools joke I've seen for awhile.

A_Guy
04-01-2006, 04:37 PM
I hate April Fools day

MidnightRider
04-01-2006, 05:01 PM
Nice, I was gettin' excited. The Ozzy quotes were sort of obvious though.

Danger Bird
04-01-2006, 05:03 PM
:lol:

Apocalypticon
04-01-2006, 06:36 PM
Glad to see 3 Inches of Blood on an actual tour, they definitely deserve much more recognition because they are one of the best recent metal bands out their.

HAIL TRUE METAL
04-01-2006, 06:47 PM
Glad to see 3 Inches of Blood on an actual tour, they definitely deserve much more recognition because they are one of the best recent metal bands out their.
omg dude. read all the other posts, it was an april fools joke

Apocalypticon
04-01-2006, 06:58 PM
**** im dumb

Shred Danson
04-01-2006, 07:06 PM
:lol:

Concubine
04-01-2006, 07:14 PM
omg dude. read all the other posts, it was an april fools joke

lol lol lol :smash: :p

=-fukifiknow-=
04-01-2006, 07:48 PM
you my friend are a cuhnt.... you have no idea how happy i was untl i finished reading...



eff you buddy


/suprised you didnt put opeth in the lineup... what you should have done is put them as the openers for second stage.... that would be hillarious

pate
04-01-2006, 07:50 PM
Calm down.


This got me REALLY bad the first time, as I have a weak spot for Testament.





IT WAS QUOTED FROM A SITE, WHICH I CLEARLY PUT AT THE TOP.

Deth
04-01-2006, 08:29 PM
I cannot believe all of you fell for it. From the first couple of lines I knew it was fake.

Nice fake lineup though.

Apocalypticon
04-01-2006, 09:11 PM
I can't believe I fell for that, good one man

Apocalyptic Raids
04-01-2006, 09:13 PM
omg how culd u trick mi leik taht ozze

Crysiss
04-01-2006, 09:55 PM
I thought that the announcing of Disturbed on the tour was the joke :lol:

Really, It should've been