How long do you last?

[Jon]

Use your imagination


Not including foreplay or anything.

[AG]

As long as she wants me to.

[kieranmark]

Ask your mother

[Permanent Solution]

Erm, do you actually time it?

Like "Hey, I need to time my self, hold that thought..." *checks watch* "Ok, lets go..."

[ever eeking always rupert]

Ask kieranmark, son.

[Banshee]

Till she's done.

[one_armed_boxer]

Erm, do you actually time it?

Like "Hey, I need to time my self, hold that thought..." *checks watch* "Ok, lets go..."

Yea that's what I was wondering hahahaha.

[DanD]

15 seconds.

Depends on how much of a rush I'm in, I guess.

[Eccles]

jon had sex recently guys, just to sum this thread up

[Chrysostom]

1.27 seconds. I call it my "American Pie" technique.

[echos]

dunno yet...

[tumples]

im finished before i start

[purgatory]

i can't get an erection )=

[BJ_maddog]

All night long, all night, all night long

[Permanent Solution]

jon had sex recently guys, just to sum this thread up
haha, makes sense.

well first time is always short...

[eatmyshorts]

jon had sex recently guys, just to sum this thread up

So he wants to see how he stacks up :p. How cute

[BJ_maddog]

well first time is always short...
Speak for yourself, Flash Gordon.

I can't even remember my first time ...

[Permanent Solution]

Speak for yourself, Flash Gordon.

I can't even remember my first time ...
Actually this is based on what girls have told me. My gf said she was surprised at how long we went being my first time heh :-\ She was expecting like 5 mins she said :-\

[purgatory]

Speak for yourself, Flash Gordon.

I can't even remember my first time ...

That's because you've never had one :p

[BJ_maddog]

That's because you've never had one :p
Oh how witty.

[Eccles]

i last anywhere between 15 minutes and 40 probably, although the 40 is most likely when i'm too tired to do anything

[Banshee]

That's because you've never had one
Didn't you say you couldn't get it up just now?

[purgatory]

Thankyou lol!

[telemore]

I don't know yet.

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[BJ_maddog]

i last anywhere between 15 minutes and 40 probably, although the 40 is most likely when i'm too tired to do anything
You could whack it repeatedly on the dresser and not feel a thing amirite?

[Eccles]

ok.

[eatmyshorts]

i last anywhere between 15 minutes and 40 probably, although the 40 is most likely when i'm too tired to do anything

I can see someone thinks about baseball.
you stud you.

[Eccles]

oh if thats considered a long time then i must be over-estimating, it's probably anywhere between 15 and 40 seconds, my bad

[Generic Joshman]

you guys already said all the funny remarks :(
To answer the question; usually when i go blind is when i stop, seems like a good indicator.

[The Real El Capitano]

I used to be around 20 to 40 minutes, but then my girlfriend stated getting good. Like,really good and so it was cut down to like 10-15 minutes tired/not refilled, or even 5 with pent up,yea....

[BJ_maddog]

I used to be around 20 to 40 minutes, but then my girlfriend stated getting good. Like,really good and so it was cut down to like 10-15 minutes tired/not refilled, or even 5 with pent up,yea....
Must have been my lessons...

[Eccles]

ha ha ha you are the king of the lol in this thread, you must have been taking lessons from professor ohnoes

[BJ_maddog]

ha ha ha you are the king of the lol in this thread, you must have been taking lessons from professor ohnoes
i'm honoured to have been insulted by you.

[eatmyshorts]

i'm honoured to have been insulted by you.

I don't like your seizure inducing avatar.

[BJ_maddog]

I don't like your seizure inducing avatar.
I can go one better.






I don't like you.

[eatmyshorts]

I can go one better.
I don't like you.

That's nice

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

I don't know my average...usually until she's done. My longest may be near 45 mins or so. Being drunk can really make things go for a long time. /whiskey dick

[Jon]

i last anywhere between 15 minutes and 40 probably, although the 40 is most likely when i'm too tired to do anything
Thank god, I thought I was abnormal for lasting longer than 30 everytime..

[~grif~]

I last long enough for her to cum.

yea thats right.

[ghettoeddo]

cant say *sad*
what's the average for a first time...like a minute?

[Permanent Solution]

cant say *sad*
what's the average for a first time...like a minute?
my gf was expecting 5 mins or less my first time so...

[Turtle Soup]

28:34:23

[ghettoeddo]

5 minutes. that's slightly more cheerful i suppose

[Sanford]

My and my girlfriend last time lasted about two minutes.

Of course we were drunk so I'm not quite sure what it would be normally.

[Permanent Solution]

My and my girlfriend last time lasted about two minutes.

Of course we were drunk so I'm not quite sure what it would be normally.
Don't you go longer drunk? I mean...you can't feel it as much or anything...

[Sanford]

Well that's the point, if you can't fell anything then you break easier.

I didn't climax because of that.

[Jon]

cant say *sad*
what's the average for a first time...like a minute?
Mine was a good hour or so, but with little breaks and stuff

[Permanent Solution]

Well that's the point, if you can't fell anything then you break easier.

I didn't climax because of that.
Oh...I was thinking you meant lasted as in actually finished :-\

[eatmyshorts]

I broke a condom while drunk. It was a whole escapade involving morning after pills and sleep less nights :(.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

Abortion is for Kids!

[~grif~]

id be making love for an hour man. ye really gotta build it up - they like that, kiss their thigh and stuff. lol

[eatmyshorts]

Someone should make the sexual bloopers thread again. That one ruled.

[SRVS Greatest Fan]

so like 5 mins?? holy ****..

[mcmurray]

i have juvenile impotence

[ATM]

A good while. And even when I "finish", I'm ready to go again in a minute or two :-D

[Patrick O)))]

Sometimes a long time, sometimes not such a long time

[Patrick O)))]

Hmmm...Depends. If I've been training, I can usually last eight minutes and have to walk the rest of the way. My best was about fourteen minutes straight and I made about two miles. But the last time sucked; I was winded after about four.

:lol:

[MaxLeighton]

I can go one better.






I don't like you.
well, no one likes you so, shut the fuck up.

[BillCosby]

Thank god, I thought I was abnormal for lasting longer than 30 everytime..


You were totally waiting for any opportunity to say that. Feel cooler now?

Though I think it's a sign you may not be attracted to the opposite sex, Jon.







/gay jokes on the internet

[Noyana]

:wave: i'm waiting until marriage :confused:

[kurt98]

I don't know my average...usually until she's done. My longest may be near 45 mins or so. Being drunk can really make things go for a long time. /whiskey dick
lmao whiskey dick thats greeat

[g°®†]

On average, an hour ... We pretend we're wax models.

[Paranoidd]

Longer each successive time. When it comes to sex, Quantity = Quality.

I usually warn the chick that the first one is going to be quick as a rabbit. It's a little awkward sometimes but it all makes sense in the end.

Not to sound like a broken record but it really helps to smoke a joint or two. You're able to zone out and keep your mind off it, and you last way longer. You also get way more aroused, thus multiple successive sessions.

[Sabian4015]

Hm... I outta say I last for 10-25 minutes. Depends on the variables that have been listed above.

[DanD]

So do you guys use your penises for sexual intercourse or what? I don't get it?

[Sebek]

Well I'm multiply orgasmic. So essentially a very, very long time.

[Paranoidd]

So do you guys use your penises for sexual intercourse or what? I don't get it?

well yeah usually intercourse but its a pretty versatile piece of gear, i've found it's pretty useful for playing slide guitar too

[g°®†]

So do you guys use your penises for sexual intercourse or what? I don't get it?



yep. It's like a homing device ... it shoots for anything that looks like a hole.

[DanD]

well yeah usually intercourse but its a pretty versatile piece of gear, i've found it's pretty useful for playing slide guitar too
Oh, okay thanks. I've always had one, and I never would know what to do with it. I would spend hours just looking at it and playing with it trying to figure out what to do with it.

I already did discover the slide guitar thing, though, but thanks anyway.

[Turkish]

Wouldn't know, still a virgin.

[soul_string]

i last a long time more than the girls actually istill haven't came during sex.

[Ephemeral]

0.02 seconds.

[Paranoidd]

i last a long time more than the girls actually istill haven't came during sex.

oh yeah me too me too

[Turkish]

0.02 seconds.


So you're like Jason Biggs on American Pie?

[XXbleedingthroughXX]

this is a funny-*** thread

[XXbleedingthroughXX]

i lmao like 3456346 times

[XXbleedingthroughXX]

but idk how long i usually do, i usually just sit there and let her do everything. the first few times i had to try but then after like 2 or 3 months idc if she cums or not or even if she likes it

[Paranoidd]

but idk how long i usually do, i usually just sit there and let her do everything. the first few times i had to try but then after like 2 or 3 months idc if she cums or not or even if she likes it

well when you make a girl come, you WILL know

[DanD]

but idk how long i usually do, i usually just sit there and let her do everything. the first few times i had to try but then after like 2 or 3 months idc if she cums or not or even if she likes it
I can already tell that you are on your way to earning the status of legendary poster.

[XXbleedingthroughXX]

well when you make a girl come, you WILL know

i didnt say i dont know when it happens. ive had my share of fakers tho.

[XXbleedingthroughXX]

I can already tell that you are on your way to earning the status of legendary poster.

legendary poster???

[g°®†]

Who cares if they're faking ... I'm not and that's all that I care about.

[Who's the Boss?]

I got my time down to 14 seconds.


I'm a speed fucker.

[DanD]

I got my time down to 14 seconds.


I'm a speed fucker.
:h5:

I mean really, who's got the time nowadays?

[Who's the Boss?]

I know I don't, I'm a a busy guy. I think if I trained myself harder I could get get my time down to like 9.6 seconds. That my friend is what we call sexual efficiency

[g°®†]

:h5:

I mean really, who's got the time nowadays?



reminds me of that Daft Punk song .... harder, better, faster, stronger

[ani_starkiller]

im good in bed, but once penis enters vag...give it a minute till im done, and 5 till im asleep

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

oh man im currently having sex
have been for the last 5 years

[Doop]

I wouldn't know
:(
edit: i can wank for a good hour or so.

[ghettoeddo]

Who cares if they're faking ... I'm not and that's all that I care about.


123

[ani_starkiller]

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think we care

[Paranoidd]

q: what is the definition of making love?

a: something women do while we're fucking them.

[Permanent Solution]

I care :-\

[ghettoeddo]

i would too.

if i got the chacne.

OW.

permanent, when'd you graduate?

[Permanent Solution]

i would too.

if i got the chacne.

OW.

permanent, when'd you graduate?
HS 04

Uni 07 or 08.

Why?

[ghettoeddo]

you said you were at ASU.

we should just move this convo into there haha

[Who's the Boss?]

hey wait a second... this is a sex thread! I'm telling Jeremy...

[Permanent Solution]

Jeremy's on Spring break O:-)

[The Haitian]

I can finish within a NBA game's halftime.

[Who's the Boss?]

Jeremy's on Spring break O:-)

I'm not falling for that one again.

[Permanent Solution]

I'm not falling for that one again.
me neither

oh wait...damnit :(

[sexymuffin]

Either I last a long time, or my girlfriend cums fast.

I've developed little techniques of holding back and keeping myself from orgasm just to see the look on her face when she reaches hers. Of course, there were also practical reasons for me doing this, such as not having birth control.

She just got it last week, so hopefully I'll be able to finally let go one of these times.

[Pariah]

I lasted about 3 hours my first time.

[Ellx]

Is there any 'techniques' for prolonging it for when i grow up?

/is 14

[Patrick O)))]

Not having sex

[Ellx]

thanks... jerk.*

*sarcasm

[Patrick O)))]

lol

[angus-young]

I dunno like an hour and a half maybe two.

[Raiven]

Till the sun comes up.

Then goes down.

Then comes up again.

Then goes down.

[Jadeybeta]

Thank god, I thought I was abnormal for lasting longer than 30 everytime..

We've seen the people you sleep with and nobody blames you for taking so long XD

[Electric Riley]

Not having sex
Lots of ugly people these days.

[Raiven]

We've seen the people you sleep with and nobody blames you for taking so long XD

I endorse this post.

[Kurrpt]

about 20 minutes.


I could probably push it longer, but you start getting side stiches and shizz

[HazMan]

haha i'm a 3 stroke engine :upset:

[Who's the Boss?]

I endorse this post.

me2

[Raiven]

me2

I endorse this post endorsing mine which was endorsing jade's view that Jon has slept with some old Fuglies.

[bodger]

1st, and last time just the other night was 10min odd, damn i want her again... this thread pwns lol

[funluvinhobo]

Dunno yet, Id say about 2-3 seconds for first time.

[Who's the Boss?]

1st, and last time just the other night was 10min odd, damn i want her again... this thread pwns lol

definitive mx poster.

[Paranoidd]

We've seen the people you sleep with and nobody blames you for taking so long XD

cold as ice.

[AmericanWeiner]

I'm a virgin :(










lolololol that was a joke

[motogrifo]

10 seconds..., till she finishes:naughty: , I know, I have special powers...

[Jon]

We've seen the people you sleep with and nobody blames you for taking so long XD
reeeefl, fair play

[Jadeybeta]

cold as ice.

It was gross, she was like 50.

Rob, hit up TE some time you prick.

[Jon]

Who are we talking about? Debs?

Debs is hot as fuck.

[Raiven]

I think we're talking about that 40 year old ugly fat one who was on her period.

[Who's the Boss?]

Who are we talking about? Debs?

Debs is hot as fuck.

People with no taste don't know they have no taste though. :(


Debs sounds truckery.

[dooropener]

I've developed little techniques of holding back and keeping myself from orgasm just to see the look on her face when she reaches hers. Of course, there were also practical reasons for me doing this, such as not having birth control.

yeah we share the same boat. I like to fuck really hard and really fast, and just when it feels that you're gonna cum, bam!, stop. and then continue. if I do it right, I can last an hour, more less. but I remember this time I was on a couch with this girl, side by side, me leaning on my right arm and the girl leaning on her left arm, right after a party, at least seven people passed out everywhere in the apartment, a couple on a bed that was pretty much next to me, and I was ready to sleep and my girl starts playing with my dick.... man I got so aroused I remember we put our pants down real quick, not even half way, and I started fucking her so fast, I finished in like 8 seconds. That was embarassing but whatever

and yeah I hate condoms too. I really trust the patch. you see the patch and you know it's safe territory.