View Full Version : Drumming Fetishes
Undisco Kidd
03-13-2006, 02:54 PM
I was thinking about it, and all of my drumming fetishes relate to the bass drum.
Virgin Bass.
Coated White Reso.
and most of all.
26x20'' Bass. Virgin. Coated white reso. Dark green fade.
Got any fetishes?
Pleaseme
03-13-2006, 03:10 PM
Sometimes I put my drumsticks in my ***.
Anyone else do that?
Undisco Kidd
03-13-2006, 03:12 PM
Kinky.
TormentorScott
03-13-2006, 03:13 PM
I like to close my hihats on my testicles.
Repeatedly.
Undisco Kidd
03-13-2006, 03:14 PM
Once again, very kinky.
Pleaseme
03-13-2006, 03:15 PM
In your avatar, it looks like that guy has a massive penis bursting through his shirt. Intentional?
Jezen
03-13-2006, 03:38 PM
Fetish?
Dave Weckl.
Hand Hammered Snare.
Virgin bassdrum.
Jezen
03-13-2006, 03:42 PM
Hand hammered bass drum.
Caleb_Pickering
03-13-2006, 03:42 PM
rimshots turn me on.
Jezen
03-13-2006, 03:44 PM
Istanbul Agop
Big Dog
Remo
Cheerleaders
Pleaseme
03-13-2006, 03:48 PM
Hand hammered bass drum.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I dunno why that cracked me up so much.
chickensandwiches
03-13-2006, 03:48 PM
bass drum floor spikes
Pleaseme
03-13-2006, 03:50 PM
Rubber stick holders :naughty:
Jezen
03-13-2006, 03:51 PM
^^^^
:lol:
slickrick1688
03-13-2006, 03:59 PM
Cant say i have much of a drum fetish, but i do have a fetish....
chickensandwiches
03-13-2006, 04:00 PM
lets say it involves the pedal springs, 2 portholes, a mallet, and an imported indonesian girl
Jezen
03-13-2006, 04:01 PM
Steve Holmes' grooving is a bit of a turn on.
24x20'' virigin bass drums.
Opening boxes with new drums in them.
And a process including drum sticks and my bum.
Icky_Mettle
03-13-2006, 04:39 PM
I see what you all did there.
Pleaseme
03-13-2006, 05:03 PM
I've got some videos if you want..Eh? Eh? Do ya? Yeeeeeah.
milkmit
03-13-2006, 05:07 PM
I like drags.
a LOT.
I've got this vision of Angelina Jolie leaving a snail trail across my kick drum.......
Undisco Kidd
03-13-2006, 05:22 PM
In your avatar, it looks like that guy has a massive penis bursting through his shirt. Intentional?
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF024ADUnicorn.jpg
I wish it were a giant **** bursting through his shirt, though.
drummer_mp3
03-13-2006, 05:25 PM
I dunno why but black chrome seems to turn me on.
And nouveau lugs
Oh my god!
FullMoon
03-13-2006, 05:34 PM
I wish it were a giant **** bursting through his shirt, though.
but penis is 5 letters not 4
Jezen
03-13-2006, 05:38 PM
****.
spike9908
03-13-2006, 06:01 PM
toms offset from bass. white bass heads. and how could i forget, neil. hes a nice slab of man meat.
slickrick1688
03-13-2006, 06:02 PM
****.
Haha. Nice avatar BB, Porcupine tree roxorz my boxorz.
/nerd
Janeway
03-13-2006, 06:15 PM
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
Saw your face and the damage was done
You waked a spell that took me over
A brighter bulb right out of the sun
A lotus scented supernova
Catch the rythm, jump to the beat
The nights are warm and my words are tender
Can't escape, feel the heat
Lose yourself and the sweet surrender
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
And the planets are colliding
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
Fantasies are flying
(Woah-oh)
Simply no denying
There you are my Bombay lover
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
This is how it's really meant to be
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
Come and shakalaka with me
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
Nothing here is ever what it seems
Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby
Let me take you with me in my dreams
I love this song.
TerranCmdr
03-13-2006, 06:19 PM
I have a fetish for cymbals. And round pieces of shiny metal. Mmmmm quarters.
some jive turkey
03-13-2006, 06:22 PM
all things Bosphorus
die cast rims
wood tip sticks
drummer_mp3
03-13-2006, 06:44 PM
how could I forget,
Two bass drums!
Jezen
03-13-2006, 06:45 PM
Plan B's cowbell.
Panopticon
03-13-2006, 06:50 PM
Omg Bb 9999!!!!
crazyguy832
03-13-2006, 06:52 PM
B7'd?
Hmmm... fetishes...
34" x 28" bass drum.
And a dozen or so 1-3" splashes.
Drum Monkey
03-13-2006, 08:44 PM
My AAXplosion crash
My AAX Celerator hats
My AA splash
My Iron Cobra (sooo smooth)
My port :naughty:
The teddy bear inside my bass drum ;)
-DM
Loyton
03-13-2006, 08:47 PM
Ghost notes.
Kainen
03-14-2006, 12:07 AM
i always turn my cymbals so the logos are upright.
and triplets.
rockindrummer
03-14-2006, 01:27 AM
Cymbals get me everytime, or atleast nice cymbals do.
Corkofski
03-14-2006, 01:37 AM
snare vent, or my stagg furia splash
Panopticon
03-14-2006, 02:12 AM
Freshly cleaned 20" Zildjian K Heavy Rides that are supposed to be trad but now look more like brilliant:)
chickensandwiches
03-14-2006, 12:51 PM
shallow snares and DW 9k's anything
Panopticon
03-14-2006, 12:56 PM
Chad smith...
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Pleaseme
03-14-2006, 01:54 PM
Aww, no-ones making sick and immature comments any more. :(
SkaRabbit
03-14-2006, 01:57 PM
My bitch...i mean big dog
chickensandwiches
03-14-2006, 02:00 PM
Aww, no-ones making sick and immature comments any more. :(
i wanna stick the **** hardware ************** **** *** ** ** with the **bass drum***rub***the*******snare throwoffm ****
Panopticon
03-14-2006, 02:08 PM
haha you TOTALLY got pwned by the swear filter...but you probly weren't even trying to swear...
what swearword could possible be 14 letters...
maybe he just typed **************
Drum Monkey
03-14-2006, 02:19 PM
you probly weren't even trying to swear...
maybe he just typed **************
http://i2.tinypic.com/rgw0a0.jpg
Look ********* I can ******* do that **** too ***************!
:lol:
-DM
Hehe lol.
My fetish since a couple of days:
http://www.peacedrum.com/Images_U/1031200313426PMSD-310-Full.jpg
Drum Monkey
03-14-2006, 02:29 PM
Here's one I wouldn't mind having ;)
http://i2.tinypic.com/rgw7f4.jpg
-DM
That star thingy is a major turn off :(
Panopticon
03-14-2006, 02:34 PM
Hehe lol.
My fetish since a couple of days:
http://www.peacedrum.com/Images_U/1031200313426PMSD-310-Full.jpg
i think thats the snare that abandonthetruth has...
Yeah it could be :) Maybe I'll own one sometime...in the far future :p
Veiny shafts and wollen heads on penises turn me on. Oh... were we talking about drums? Sorry...
Well then... getting anally slammed while playing blast beats is always quite an adventure for me.
Pleaseme
03-14-2006, 02:54 PM
Hehe lol.
My fetish since a couple of days:
http://www.peacedrum.com/Images_U/1031200313426PMSD-310-Full.jpg
Oh Lord that's sexy.
....Oh man.
The Chemist
03-14-2006, 05:57 PM
Veiny shafts and wollen heads on penises turn me on. Oh... were we talking about drums? Sorry...
Well then... getting anally slammed while playing blast beats is always quite an adventure for me.
really... humph....
what about playing a hard swing beat while 2 swedish hookers jack you off with mustard?
We_Love_Lime
03-14-2006, 06:37 PM
really... humph....
what about playing a hard swing beat while 2 swedish hookers jack you off with mustard?
I prefer Mayonaisse, but sometimes their shmorgisborg is out of stock. I take what I can get.
Panopticon
03-14-2006, 07:00 PM
really... humph....
what about playing a hard swing beat while 2 swedish hookers jack you off with mustard?
wouldnt that burn?:confused:
aznriceball
03-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Coated Heads
Brilliant Cymbals
Loyton
03-14-2006, 10:11 PM
I just spewed soda all over my keyboard after reading that.
eager to identify?
Pleaseme
03-15-2006, 12:08 PM
I just spewed soda all over my keyboard after reading that.
Yeah suuuuure, soda huh?
Course.
fiojamdrummer
03-15-2006, 12:42 PM
Coated Heads
Brilliant Cymbals
Me too!! Only just discovered the coated head fetish :naughty:
really... humph....
what about playing a hard swing beat while 2 swedish hookers jack you off with mustard?
Well, sometimes I'll play the hihats with my left hand and a broken up double bass pattern and molest a 4 year old girl with the other hand while her mother is tied to a chair so she can watch.
chickensandwiches
03-15-2006, 03:15 PM
hey i did that just 3 days ago good lookin out
You'rEuLoGy
03-15-2006, 08:11 PM
Wow some people have some pretty ****ed-up fetishes, but for me i just like screwing a chick while i do a drum solo and pulling a brazilian fireball all at the same time (if you know what that is you will understand)
I don't understand... please explain the Fireball.
Is something like a Strawberry Shortcake?
Where you splooge on a girl's face and then punch her in the nose.
chickensandwiches
03-17-2006, 12:18 PM
perhaps like a Cold Lunch
the girl blows you then right when you "finish" you throw up on her...ewwwww
milkmit
03-17-2006, 12:33 PM
Me too!! Only just discovered the coated head fetish :naughty:
coated heads = teh SEX!
I'm still hardcore fetishing over drags....especially when they're used just before a bass note on the downbeat, and/or when throwing in 16ths on the hats with odd combinations of half-open sizzling hats in the mix. so much discovery at this relatively early stage of my drumming.. FUN!
DillingerEscp
03-17-2006, 12:59 PM
Sometimes I put my drumsticks in my ***.
Anyone else do that?
Its kind of weird that the second I saw the title for the thread I thought to myself "Im gonna say I put my drumsticks up my ***."
Panopticon
03-17-2006, 01:29 PM
Donkey Punch!!
jversluis88
03-17-2006, 01:54 PM
All new heads on the entire kit. Mmmmm...
Green satin finishes, brass hardware, coated heads
AHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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