Fûck the scene

[Varment]

you knows it, this an agressive skacore/punk song about how shÎt the scene is you know all those emo/post hardcore kids, SKA AND WHOEVER ELSE IS NOT SCENE KIDS UNITE !


**** the scene.

verse1
They think their all original, their copyin’ everyone else
It’s cool to go in the bathroom and take pictures of yourself
Twats with no identity, hair over one side’a the face
Talkin about their shÎt music and their photos on myspace

verse2
Mindless sheep walk into a trend, their tryna be bizarre
the more bands you know the more cool you are
Wearing tight clothes that don’t even fit
They know their scene and wont admit it.


Chorus
Fûck the scene and their hair
You see them fuking everywhere
Wearing drainpipes is not different
It’ll just make you impotent

Verse1 repeated for now

Verse 2 repeated for now


Chorus
Fûck the scene and their hair
You see them fuking everywhere
Wearing drainpipes is not different
It’ll just make you impotent

Bridge
Fûck the scene



Outro
fûck the scene

[Bub]

Its a bit...what's the word...

Cringeworthy

You wouldn't see this anywhere outside a cartoon video on Youtube that got 2/5 rating, one guy saying "lul" and two guys saying "done before"

[Noyana]

The rhyme scheme aabb makes it seem elementary

[Matt OH!]

the ska scene is so gay

[Ruining]

...+1

[Electric Riley]

lol




They're called stovepipes, wench.

[FA]

you knows it, this an agressive skacore/punk song about how shÎt the scene is you know all those emo/post hardcore kids, SKA AND WHOEVER ELSE IS NOT SCENE KIDS UNITE !

That was embarassing to read. Also, I'm not critiquing your work. I guess I'll say one thing: This "song" is like an elementary kid singing like Vanilla Ice to a Simple Plan song with swearing.

[jb6oclock]

that is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life JUSTINHUGHES2 dude reading this was like wiping my *** with pumis soaked in broken glass what'a piece'a................0/1

[Canadian_Drummer]

i like the idea of it, i agree i hate scene kids that follow trends like sheep

[FA]

i like the idea of it, i agree i hate scene kids that follow trends like sheep

A lot of people hate "scene" kids, but writing this song is one of the most "scene" things I've seen in a while. There's far more original ways of writing a song about something you don't agree with or an issue that you'd like to get your message across too.

[anti_manifesto]

A lot of people hate "scene" kids, but writing this song is one of the most "scene" things I've seen in a while. There's far more original ways of writing a song about something you don't agree with or an issue that you'd like to get your message across too.

You said it. Too many of these songs out there. I don't like those kids either, so I'd rather not be reminded of their existance when I don't have to be. ha.

[Steerpike]

This song would be less unfunny if it weren't for the fact that it possesses very little wit or intelligence. The lyrics are childish. Now, I like some bands that can be immature now and again like Big D and the Kids Table. But the difference here is that these guys really aren't doing it to make any kind of statement, they just want to be funny.

That said, there are more effective ways of telling people you hate scene kids. Very few writers can be effective with explicit lyrics. You either aren't one of them, and don't have any experience yet. Figure out which one it is and come back.

[marvin]

I agree with the statment, but that "song" is somthing I say to my friends not somthing I write down and post up on here,
Dude use the idea but change the rhymes and quit with the swearing,

Ben

[RollerQueen]

Way to be belligerent. Get a dictionary and half a brain and come back to this so you can laugh at it with everyone else. There's nothing here worth saving, and the lyrics are about on par with the worst of the "scene" bands that you're defecating on. Yeah, the "scene" is played out, but arguably none of those kinds of bands are emo in the first place.

Recap:
1. You don't know what you're talking about with genres.
2. You sound like an angry child - not something that you should come across in any writing unless you ARE an angry primary school student.
3. Ska had its time back in the mid-late 90's, and a lot of people thought that that trend was terrible, too, so don't get all high and mighty.
4. Punk-minded lyrics are by and large garbage, and you're only adding to the refuse. Grow up.
5. If you want a battle call, stand behind something that people will actually care about or has any sort of impact whatsoever.

[Ruining]

Way to be belligerent. Get a dictionary and half a brain and come back to this so you can laugh at it with everyone else. There's nothing here worth saving, and the lyrics are about on par with the worst of the "scene" bands that you're defecating on. Yeah, the "scene" is played out, but arguably none of those kinds of bands are emo in the first place.

Recap:
1. You don't know what you're talking about with genres.
2. You sound like an angry child - not something that you should come across in any writing unless you ARE an angry primary school student.
3. Ska had its time back in the mid-late 90's, and a lot of people thought that that trend was terrible, too, so don't get all high and mighty.
4. Punk-minded lyrics are by and large garbage, and you're only adding to the refuse. Grow up.
5. If you want a battle call, stand behind something that people will actually care about or has any sort of impact whatsoever.

Best post, EVAR! (But the bold was the best.)

[LO$ER-KID]

Complete bollocks..****ing ska pricks

[shayne_122]

Go do your bloody
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|-1---1---2--10--2----2----3---11---3---3--4--12--4---4---5--12-|
|-2---1---1--10--3----2----2---11---4---3--3--12--5---4---4--12-|
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stuff somewhere else.

Generally anything with "****" in it is flamed to hell here in S&L.


EDIT/hijack: OMGZZZZZZZ 500 POSTS AFTER 2 YEARS!!!

[pie20spike]

*meekly holds up hand* I liked it. And can I just point out that flaming is not allowed, constructive critiscm only.

Two new verses would help, and the rhyme pattern is a bit all over the place though, summin like:
Fûck the scene and their hair
You see them fuking everywhere
Wearing drainpipes is not different
Fûck the scene, I don't care
About what I'm gonna wear,
Why should you?

might be better, though I don't really know how it should be sung.

[Ruining]

might be better, though I don't really know how it should be sung.

It should be sung with head in toilet where the rest of the crap belongs. Until he quits breathing.

[dilettante]

Ska sucks, kid. I would rather be scene than be caught dead near one of your skank pits.

[Liebensaft]

I happen to enjoy numerous ska and punk bands, but your lyrics are terribly cliche. Unless you expand your vocabulary, or alter your plan of attack, you won't get very far. Try and insert some wit somewhere. "**** this" and "**** that" lyrics are anything but original, and are part of the reason why so many people make a mockery of many punk bands.

[EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]

hahahahahahaha

[Steerpike]

Ska sucks, kid. I would rather be scene than be caught dead near one of your skank pits.

Hey, ska kicks *** no matter what you may say. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones will always be cool.

[shayne_122]

Hey, ska kicks *** no matter what you may say. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones will always be cool.

mmm Phish.

[RetardedSpiceBar]

I know this post is rather late and it will be bumping this horrible song, but I had to say something. Okay, I was laughing so hard during the first verse, while reading everything else I was just shaking me head thinking how stupid it is. It is true that people who follow a single trend and let themselves be defined by a single label piss me off, and writing a song is a good way to show your love, hate, ect... for something. Unfortuanetely, you have to write the song well for people to listen to it and say, "Yeah, f**k those f**king f**gots, always following one trend and s**t (which is pretty much what your song reads like, STOP CUSSING!)". The message has been delivered before, people are already aware of it, if you want to resend the message, find, go ahead, just do it well next time. To many cuss words, very childish, just bad. 2/10.

[Kwash2]

i like the idea of it, i agree i hate scene kids that follow trends like sheep
nobody but scene kids does though

[Steerpike]

nobody but scene kids does though

And they cry themselves to sleep anyway.

[purgatory]

i love the song actually. maybe not for a death/black metal song. but def. as a joke that you could rap to a fag scene kid if you saw him in the hall ways of school lol

[deathscreamingsheep]

i love the song actually. maybe not for a death/black metal song. but def. as a joke that you could rap to a fag scene kid if you saw him in the hall ways of school lol

Or you could alternatively think of something intelligent to say.

And for the record, I don't think most of the stuff we post is death/black metal.

[purgatory]

Or you could alternatively think of something intelligent to say.

And for the record, I don't think most of the stuff we post is death/black metal.

you must like boys! because the only thing offensive i find in my reply is the fag! does that make you mad?

[purgatory]

Or you could alternatively think of something intelligent to say.

And for the record, I don't think most of the stuff we post is death/black metal.

I KNEW IT!!! lol, you like pop punk!

[Nightvision]

So? I like Pop-punk. You have a problem with that?

I'd be happy to discuss it with you.

[SikotikBunana]

I like Pop-punk too. It's that "animal photograph" movie where they get it on in the furnace right?

I have a couple of comments on that - thing - I just read:

Comment #1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (A little breather here) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comment #2: It's a magnificent work of art. You, whoever you are, have made an apt and powerful statement on the quagmire music is/was in. Technical proficiency in instruments, lyrics with powerful messages, a varied vocabulary, tune, rhymes, groupies - who needs them right? RIGHT?

You FEEL the music, right? What's more important than that? I mean, if Pink Floyd had just FELT more than practice, they'd have come up with such great masterpieces... Not some technical-full of deep meaning **** "music" hippies listen to. Right?

Go. Go be angry and come back before 6 or dinner will be cold. Go.

(Bonus comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

[deathscreamingsheep]

you must like boys! because the only thing offensive i find in my reply is the fag! does that make you mad?

Er... what?

I KNEW IT!!! lol, you like pop punk!

I do.

[Nightvision]

:lol: - I like you.

In a strictly non-'animal-photograhs' way, I might add.

You can get in trouble over that sort of thing over the internet. :-\

EDIT: @ Sikotik Bunana

[SikotikBunana]

Oh, you don't have to tell me... Just ask my ex-sex slave.

[FA]

Well this thread got a little off-topic.

[purgatory]

pop punk is not music. its just people bitching about their girlfriends. better than rap i guess.

[Nightvision]

Wow, what a clever, intelligent and well thought-out argument. I can't possibly see how I can argue with such cold logic and reason.

Oh wait, yes... I can.
You're an idiot.

Anything with musical instruments in is music. What you're trying to say (and failing, possibly because you're a narrow minded moron, possibly because you've got the mental faculties of an elderly duck... I'm open to options here) is that you don't LIKE Pop-Punk music. That would be acceptable. I can't dictate what people like and don't like... our tastes are our own.

However, a narrow-minded and idiotic generalisation like that just reinforces my initial judgement that you are in fact, a musical retard. Have you even heard of any pop-punk bands apart from the ones you see on MTV? You do realise that not all music comes from MTV, don't you?

Now kindly start making some sense with your argument, or you're going to get e-raped here.

[SikotikBunana]

I have blanked out here.

Why is no one bitching about that song in the first post. We must band together guys, that song is going to be the downfall of all music.

[Jetpack]

Listen to Medio-Core by NoFX

[Nightvision]

That's not the worst song I've read on here. Not by a long shot.

[purgatory]

Wow, what a clever, intelligent and well thought-out argument. I can't possibly see how I can argue with such cold logic and reason.

Oh wait, yes... I can.
You're an idiot.

Anything with musical instruments in is music. What you're trying to say (and failing, possibly because you're a narrow minded moron, possibly because you've got the mental faculties of an elderly duck... I'm open to options here) is that you don't LIKE Pop-Punk music. That would be acceptable. I can't dictate what people like and don't like... our tastes are our own.

However, a narrow-minded and idiotic generalisation like that just reinforces my initial judgement that you are in fact, a musical retard. Have you even heard of any pop-punk bands apart from the ones you see on MTV? You do realise that not all music comes from MTV, don't you?

Now kindly start making some sense with your argument, or you're going to get e-raped here.

this guy is amazing. while he practices reading the e dictionary and masturbating to new threads in forums, im out having a life. love you jason! you bold man!

[SikotikBunana]

That's not the worst song I've read on here. Not by a long shot.

My God! I pray for your soul.

[Nightvision]

this guy is amazing. while he practices reading the e dictionary and masturbating to new threads in forums, im out having a life. love you jason! you bold man!

Hmmm... I'd be interested in seeing what you're basing either of those statements regarding me on.

If you want to get really personal we can do, but I'd rather keep this on the subject at hand... not that I'm overly convinced you have the slightest clue you know what you're talking about, nor that you're capable of actually putting together any form of argument that's actually based on anything resembling fact.

[Nightvision]

My God! I pray for your soul.

I posted a link to a classically bad one I saw about 18 months ago in the community thread. I'll dig it out a bit later.

This is Bob Dylan compared to the one I'll show you. :)

[purgatory]

your e skills are too much for me too handle Jason
*lays his sword down*
i am your slave for eternity

[SikotikBunana]

I posted a link to a classically bad one I saw about 18 months ago in the community thread. I'll dig it out a bit later.

This is Bob Dylan compared to the one I'll show you. :)

Please, no. This one just about killed me. Can't take anymore.

[Steerpike]

your e skills are too much for me too handle Jason
*lays his sword down*
i am your slave for eternity

You suck at flaming. Just stop, because nobody here is in the least bit amused by your antics.

[Nightvision]

your e skills are too much for me too handle Jason
*lays his sword down*
i am your slave for eternity

*sigh*

Quite.

A tip for future posting, if I may?

If you're going to make stupid statements, at least be prepared to back them up when someone pulls you up on them, because someone will on here.

[SikotikBunana]

I've been posting nothing but **** here. I don't see any smart-alecky comments to my posts... Or... *gasp* Do people actually understand what I'm trying to say? This is insane.

Someone, anyone, lock this thread, print it and burn it.

[Nightvision]

ah, but we all know you'll carry on talking **** anyway. ;)

[purgatory]

*sigh*

Quite.

A tip for future posting, if I may?

If you're going to make stupid statements, at least be prepared to back them up when someone pulls you up on them, because someone will on here.


was that an e threat?
you know what Jason, youre nothing but an e bully.

[SikotikBunana]

E****INGSHUTUP! We have greater enemies here.

[shayne_122]

was that an e threat?
you know what Jason, youre nothing but an e bully.

Is this a joke account?

[shayne_122]

anyways... the pop punk argument... you've never listened to any Brand New, Thursday, or anything decent, have you. I would post lyrics upon request... but in this context it doesn't seem like it has any use.

[DeadReligion]

Ska doesn't suck...not all of it. But, this...eh, song, does. You put all the good angsty punks to shame. Jello Biafra, AusRotten, Unseen, Leftover Crack, Caustic Christ, Behind Enemy Lines, Sex Pistols, Greg Graffin and Brett Gurewitz (Pre '90). Your rhyming is childish, your anger is the same **** the people you say that you hate, peddle.

[FA]

If you two want to bitch, take it somewhere else, this is a thread that needs to die. To the kid who has no argument against Pop-Punk: Shut the **** up. To jason101: stop egging this **** on, I know you can tear him apart by e-bitching him out, it's pointless, cuz he's not going to recede into that narrow-minded shell he calls home.

[purgatory]

lol no its not a joke account. just making some e friends lmao. but like i was saying before jason went on a e shooting spree at me, i DISLIKE pop punk.

[metaliq]

Hey. Dont make fun of the internet.
That's where my girlfriend lives.

Concerning this song. It wasnt very good.
It reminded me of Slipknot with a bit more suck.

[RetardedSpiceBar]

This song reminds me of an angry 11 year old kid who just learned to cuss.

[Walk In The Park]

I dont think that saying ska sux can solve anything.

To be a well rounded band you should have elements of basically every type of music (metal, punk, jazz, classical, ska, reggae, rock, rap). To limit yourself to one thing has been beat to death by the industry, break out of the norm of trying to please people by singing and writing what YOU want... Not what any of us want

[Nightvision]

and on one of the few sensible posts in this thread ^that one^ perhaps we should call it a day on this song. We've established it's badly written and a lame subject, and there's been a good old flaming match in the middle somewhere for people's entertainment.

Now please, let's just let this thread die the death it so richly deserves! ;)

[punkemohardcorekid]

the lot of ya'll are ****in pathetic. everyone has a right to like what they like. if you are putting down the scene for being trend followers, it's just cause you are following a newer trend and are too arrogant to think that you are the same as them. your not the only one to have those opinions. anyways, you're all yer worst enemies, and it's alright to have opinions, but not to force them on other people.. . . . .assholes

[punkemohardcorekid]

spatulas was changed from a--holes

[RetardedSpiceBar]

Lol! Use the edit post next time, And i concur with Jason, the thread should just be left to wither away. It is true everyone has their own opinions, blah blah, yes, we all get it. Now this thread just needs to be left here to die.

[Steerpike]

the lot of ya'll are ****in pathetic. everyone has a right to like what they like. if you are putting down the scene for being trend followers, it's just cause you are following a newer trend and are too arrogant to think that you are the same as them. your not the only one to have those opinions. anyways, you're all yer worst enemies, and it's alright to have opinions, but not to force them on other people.. . . . .spatulas

This from someone who calls himself punkemohardcorekid.

Seriously dude, the song just sucked. There is a legitimate reason for hating scene kids, but this song was a terrible way of expressing it.

And just so you know, there really isn't any genre of music which I can't enjoy at least a couple of artists from. So you'd be pretty hard-pressed to call me "scene." And while it is true that there is a scene for every set of music, "scene kids" is really just a slang term for people following trends not because they particularly enjoy it and want to immerse themselves in the culture of that scene, but because they think it will make them cool/kvlt/tr00/hxc/teh emo/whathaveyou.

[punkemohardcorekid]

chill out...im just ranting and getting it outta my system. if you read im not downing scene kids, i'm downing the kids downing scene kids and the a-shole scenesters who don't find it acceptable to listen to anything that isn't what they took up a few months ago, and is now part of their lives. like the hardcore kids who liked emo, and had the girl pants, and now make fun of the kids wearing girl pants. truth is i can't stand the arrogant basturds who put themselves above the "followers". as far as the scene kids. they do what they do cuz they look up to the emo bands that did that. if yer preaching that yer not scene, yer just part of a newer scene, cuz you wouldn't really be trying to prove it to everyone that yer original if you're confident in yourself that your not trendy.

as far as the screenname. it's parta the joke. everyone associates themselves with a scene and live for it for a little, and then change to the newest trend. so i put it all together for my screenname........it's not as funny when I explain it.:(

[Nightvision]

This thread really should die.

Please, let's all stop posting in it!

[Steerpike]

chill out...im just ranting and getting it outta my system. if you read im not downing scene kids, i'm downing the kids downing scene kids and the a-shole scenesters who don't find it acceptable to listen to anything that isn't what they took up a few months ago, and is now part of their lives.

You're referring to elitists. You need to get your terms straightened out.

like the hardcore kids who liked emo, and had the girl pants, and now make fun of the kids wearing girl pants.

What?

truth is i can't stand the arrogant basturds who put themselves above the "followers". as far as the scene kids. they do what they do cuz they look up to the emo bands that did that.

The ones I met are doing it more out of teenage angst and the desire to rebel without any actual clue of how to do that than any real sense of admiration.

if yer preaching that yer not scene, yer just part of a newer scene, cuz you wouldn't really be trying to prove it to everyone that yer original if you're confident in yourself that your not trendy.

You're reading a little too much into this. I made a clear distinction between what the majority consider scene kids and the definition you seem to be using. But apparently, you weren't listening.

Maybe you should ditch this half-assed theory of yours and accept the fact that not everyone is so superficial as you make them out to be.

everyone associates themselves with a scene and live for it for a little, and then change to the newest trend. so i put it all together for my screenname........it's not as funny when I explain it.:(

No, it never was funny. I'm sorry, but you're attempting to sound smart and doing a very poor job of it.

[gasoline rainbow]

This song rocks my f**king socks off........
I see all these f**king try hards at skool.......bout time some1 wrote a song bout it...8/10 4 the lyrics

[metaliq]

^^^ Stupidest response ever.

Someone lock this.
(Yes, I know I am adding to it... but it was the top of the list anyway).


And punkemohardcorekid, you really do like an idiot who is getting confused in his own words. You're wrong, shut up.

[punkemohardcorekid]

k i got lost in my rant too.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

I never wore girl pants, or liked mall emo, so I can make fun of every scene kid, no matter which wave of it they are. On that note, punkemohardcorekid is lame.

[punkemohardcorekid]

who said i'm a scene kid? i just like to screw around with the forum kids and watch em get defensive and pissed off. . . .it's never fails.

[Iamanidiot]

I really don't care for the scene, that much, but this piece is just horrendous. If this were a comedy song it might be funny, but if it's not, than this piece really isn't too good. Sorry, if you get angry, but I'm just being honest.