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martin_sane
03-03-2006, 08:09 AM
Check out the description on this bass:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Beautiful-rare-musical-instrument-guitar_W0QQitemZ7393462249QQcategoryZ4713QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

There's a heap of these things on there, the descriptions crack me up :)
Raz-The-Bass
03-03-2006, 08:23 AM
dunno why i get the feeling the descriptions been translated and its gonna cost alot to ship
JBass
03-03-2006, 08:23 AM
its 4.99 buy it now? must be amazing :smash:
Worrpigs
03-03-2006, 08:38 AM
:lol: the shipping insurance is almost as much as the bass
Raz-The-Bass
03-03-2006, 08:40 AM
by the time u get it itll probably be in half
Sleepy
03-03-2006, 09:44 AM
by the time u get it itll probably be in half

Probably not even that. $5 says it's a photomanipulated 1/16 model. :P
Pluperfect_Arson
03-03-2006, 10:41 AM
:lol:

I'm was rather tempted to purchase one after reading that description. :p
skingle
03-03-2006, 10:50 AM
Shipping is 160. UH OH!!
apacherosepeacock
03-03-2006, 10:58 AM
has anyone ever tryed buying one of these chineese guitars?! they're everywhere on ebay - but it just looks like such a scam - fairly sure it'll be some really **** piece of wood if it is real anyway
rh15951
03-03-2006, 11:25 AM
what a crock
BassPlayingPineapple
03-03-2006, 12:12 PM
"It will bring you and your family luck" :lol:
muthafunkabass
03-03-2006, 02:27 PM
:lol: Pineapple, that's hilarious.
LewsTherin
03-03-2006, 02:35 PM
Hmm...only $5 for the bass, and $160+ for shipping!

geezus.
PaulR
03-03-2006, 02:40 PM
It's English.

So that's like $10 for the bass, $320 for shipping.
LewsTherin
03-03-2006, 02:43 PM
It's English.

So that's like $10 for the bass, $320 for shipping.

I know, but i couldnt be arsed to make the funny thing for pounds, so I just used the dollarsign, kk?
cAPS_lOCK
03-03-2006, 02:49 PM
I like the part about it bringing luck to my family if I buy it. Where do I sign up?
evilnomore
03-03-2006, 02:59 PM
Dear friend,come here.and have a look at the musical instrument. This is a superexcellent guitar .which is very rare in China, its texture is very well. Wonderful decorations decorated on its body. From this item you can feel the Chinese famous culture in worldwide. More important, If you feel tired, Please play it, You will be in the very attractive and fair-sounding music. Thus, You will be full of energy soon.Look at its stunning technics. You can know that the craftsman has spent a lot of time on it.So it is valuable to collect. please don't miss this chance and bid it immediately. it will bring you and you family good luck and bless.Thank you.
mastrrbasser
03-03-2006, 03:07 PM
it's probably a christmas ornament.
PaulR
03-03-2006, 03:52 PM
I know, but i couldnt be arsed to make the funny thing for pounds, so I just used the dollarsign, kk?
No, ye bastard :p
JeBuSrOcKs
03-03-2006, 04:37 PM
the best english ive ever seen :lol:
BigTrav415
03-03-2006, 04:49 PM
Hello rich pale Americans shopper, a wonderful deal hopes here for your money of your wallet of fat ! The company of "Rogue" has megahappy super fun sex guitar of mega wood and things of pick up !! A amount of SIX! strings (not of include) Only 27 of cent! Choose of red color or black color. Many small-feeted woman will be of love you if you buy with American Credit Card (no debit or COD :D ) Buy in this time before gone !!

$3,200 of the ship and handle
PaulR
03-03-2006, 04:53 PM
Please post more. :lol: