Christopher Danforth (1989-2005)

[DaveToopes]

Christopher Danforth, a regular ska whore in these parts went missing about a week ago, and hasn't been seen since. At first, I thought he might just be doing something more fun than waiting for new posts on the internet. Then, I realized that he hasn't been using soulseek, a P2P commonly used by the users 'round here. This worried me.

Upon further investigation, and a call to his parents, I realized that Chris might be in deep trouble. That's when I got a call from detective Oswald Leopold, telling me that Chris' body had been found somewhere in Canada. He had been dead for 4 days, but there was no sign of physical damage on the outside of his body. This perplexed me, as it did detective Leopold. I flew to Canada, where Tom was waiting for me at the Vancouver airport. I studied Chris' lifeless body, but discovered nothing. This was more complicated than I originally had thought.

An autopsy, which was finally finished last night around 2 AM, revealed that Chris had died from a cocaine overdose. This was something I should have thought of sooner. I wasn't sure the exact situation, but numerous times I had seen members calling him "coke head" or "crack whore". I suppose I never put the puzzle together. Finally, I had the answer. Chris had died for being a filthy Canadian.

Let this be a lesson to anyone that plans on doing drugs in Canada. You will pay with your life.

I would like for everone to send their regards to Chris' coke head parents. Let there be a moment of silence for the passing of this ska warrior.

I would like to close, with a haiku I have composed.

Chris, what a menace
Always wanted cocaine, eh?
**** Canadians

[Brain Toad]

RIP. I told him in to stay off the coke.

[Excursions]

ethan is ded

[DaveToopes]

RIP indeed, Nick.

Adam, I'm not dead.

[Liebensaft]

He probably just OD'd.

[sketchyjoe]

omgwtfbbq

[Jersey's Best Dancer]

Born in 1989 (same year as me) and he fkin OD on cocaine. Wow....

[username77]

Uhh...
Wtfizzle?

[Subvert_bassist]

What scares me is that that could have been me, a couple years ago. I got big into drugs, and did coke a few times. Then I quit drugs; I'm down to only ciggerettes now; I don't even drink.

RIP Chris

[xFEAR-AND-LOATHINGx]

He probably just OD'd.

duh?

[EightMilesHigh]

WHAT THE ****

That's messed up.

R.I.P.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Whoa.


I was him for halloween.

RIP

[Ghostfire3]

Is this real??? Chris as in SkaBandit???

If so, R.I.P.

[Anti-Prefix]

That really sucks. I don't know.

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

Yeah, it's real. Sad.

[Iron Bug]

R.i.p.

[KingOfSka]

Ah, what a great guy. RIP Chris.

[Buzzbomb]

Seriously? Wow, RIP

[MENTAL YO]

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a retarded story about how one of your e-friends died. BUT HE REALLY DIDNT! That would be f'ucking hilarious, man. Seriously, the punk forum is sooo cool. I'm glad I waste my life here.

[Excursions]

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a retarded story about how one of your e-friends died. BUT HE REALLY DIDNT! That would be f'ucking hilarious, man. Seriously, the punk forum is sooo cool. I'm glad I waste my life here.

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a sarcastic reply to a story that you oh so don't care about. That would be f'ucking hilarious, man.

[MENTAL YO]

Yeah dawg, I know I'm tight.

[coheneran]

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a retarded story about how one of your e-friends died. BUT HE REALLY DIDNT! That would be f'ucking hilarious, man. Seriously, the punk forum is sooo cool. I'm glad I waste my life here.

Don't be lame.

[KingOfSka]

I will not tolerate profanities or arguing in my memorial thread!

[MENTAL YO]

Don't be lame.


Yeah, threadstarter. This guy gets it. SRSLY.

[Excursions]

Yeah dawg, I know I'm tight.

I know it.

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

Yeah dawg, I know I'm tight.

Yeah, you're f'ucking brilliant. Why don't you realize that you post on this forum too? I mean if you don't care, then don't reply.

[EightMilesHigh]

I will not tolerate profanities or arguing in my memorial thread!

Yeah seriously!












Wait what

[MENTAL YO]

Yeah, you're f'ucking brilliant. Why don't you realize that you post on this forum too? I mean if you don't care, then don't reply.

I'm bored and waiting for a girl to call me. I only get on here about once a month anyway.

And you replied to my post. You could have left it alone. But I guess you care about it, since you replied and all.

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

I'm bored and waiting for a girl to call me. I only get on here about once a month anyway.

And you replied to my post. You could have left it alone. But I guess you care about it, since you replied and all.


Yeah, I care because you're spamming. I never said I didn't, now did I?

[MENTAL YO]

Yeah, I care because you're spamming. I never said I didn't, now did I?

You care that I'm spamming? Did you try reading the rest of the thread?

[me likes punk]

Yeah, I care because you're spamming. I never said I didn't, now did I?

Why did you get a new username?

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

You care that I'm spamming? Did you try reading the rest of the thread?

Yeah, I've read the whole thing. Yiu act as if we can't have a funny thread unrelated to punk, but I guess, you being from the heardcore forum regular, you would know nothing about threads being off topic.

Why did you get a new username?

BANNED

[MENTAL YO]

In a thread full of spam, who gives a s'hit if I too spam.

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

W/E, we're obviously just making this thread worse.

[MENTAL YO]

Yeah, I knew that it would from the start.

[me likes punk]

So......How 'bout that dead guy?

[coheneran]

So......How 'bout that dead guy?

May his sexually assaulted corpse rest in peace. And bukkake.

For auld lang syne!:chug:

[Chairmahn of Jah Board]

He must've come back from the dead!! Or maybe someone hijacked his account!

[me likes punk]

Oh my god! They're looting the poor boy's house!

[Liebensaft]

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a retarded story about how one of your e-friends died. BUT HE REALLY DIDNT! That would be f'ucking hilarious, man. Seriously, the punk forum is sooo cool. I'm glad I waste my life here.
No one's making you stay here, ****bag.:rolleyes:

[Buzzbomb]

Chris, you sly bastard.

[Brain Toad]

You know what would be cool? Wasting time writing out a retarded story about how one of your e-friends died. BUT HE REALLY DIDNT! That would be f'ucking hilarious, man. Seriously, the punk forum is sooo cool. I'm glad I waste my life here.

I love when punk regs become hardcore regs and suddenly get a big ego.

I also love banning said people for being dumbasses.

[me likes punk]

Nicely done Mr. Squirm

[TakeWarning]

RIP Chris.

Wait I don't get it, howcome it says -2005?

[Brain Toad]

Why did you get a new username?

He couldn't go without posting on mx for the 1 day I banned him.

[echos]

I don't whether to take this seriously or not...my poor heart doesn't know how to feel : /

[me likes punk]

RIP Chris.

Wait I don't get it, howcome it says -2005?


That's what gave it away for me.

[coheneran]

That's what gave it away for me.

Your powers of deduction and perception are more than a match for Mr. Holmes'.:rolleyes::)

[AIRIC]

Haha pwn'd Chris. I always knew your sick addiction would be the end of you.

[canada lol]

hahaha I lol'd at all the people with sincere RIP posts

MENTAL YO you're an idiot whoever you are/were.

[_JR]

Chris, what a menace
Always wanted cocaine, eh?
**** Canadians

thats the best line right therre. wow what fun this thread was, too bad i frickin missed out

[AIRIC]

It's Forest Fire and he's an absolute faggot now.

[me likes punk]

Your powers of deduction and perception are more than a match for Mr. Holmes'.:rolleyes::)

Thank you?

[coheneran]

Thank you?

You're welcome honey.

[me likes punk]

You're welcome honey.

Meet me in the custodial closet in ten minutes.

[(r)evolution]

Oh my god! They're looting the poor boy's house!

lousy minorities

[D & V]

Haha pwn'd Chris. I always knew your sick addiction would be the end of you.
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[Flagjacket]

Ethan you dumb ****
Copying my haiku act
Jay kay; Love Kevin

LET'S HEAR IT FOR INCORRECT SEMICOLON USAGE.

[DaveToopes]

This is a lol thread that's for sure.

[Liebensaft]

Lolzerz.

[iam2000pounds]

Lolerskates.

[Flagjacket]

lawlsack.

[Brain Toad]

clolsed

[Liebensaft]

Roflcopter