oh god, no more sh1tty movies, please

[superdigg]

oh jesus. they're making a sequel for "Big Momma's House". i've had enough, of shitty movies that are just insignificant, forgettable, unfunny, and unnecessary. why make a sequel!? jesus. martin lawrence is in a hell of a lot of these bullshit movies, have you noticed? blue streak, national security, big momma's house. goddammit! this is a bit of a rant thread, i guess, but i'm just so pissed off at hollywood's general lack of creativity. and the bastards make money off of this worthless garbage. people are gonna go watch it. i'm pretty sure everyone involved KNOWS they're making worthless ****, but they do it anyway because it means money. this is nauseating.

discuss, i guess, i'm just feeling that numb, previously-latent 2:46AM rage and i thought i'd let it out.

[jaymz_is_god]

Shouldn't this be in the Media Centre?

[Blue Haze]

Jarhead was good

[Wish]

Final Destination 3 is coming out soon. The first two were god-awful.Jarhead was goodYeah, that's an excellent film.

[Who's the Boss?]

haha quick everyone come in and post about how this should be in a different area of the forum!

[Kurrpt]

you guys are finally realizing hollywood ran out of ideas?!


:lol:


I blame the fukking lemming that keep paying 9 bucks to see peices of crap

[Dosed]

they made 6 star wars movies but they all ruled

[Mexican Bandito]

Underworld 2 and Final Destination 1000 sound like they're going to be crap.

[Untitled]

they made 6 star wars movies but they all ruled
4 of them did, 2 where good, but uter **** compared to the other 4.

Anyway, this should be in the media film thing, or whatever its called these days.

[superdigg]

Jarhead was good
of course there are good movies these days. jarhead was indeed awesome. there are also, however, movies like american pie: band camp (4 IS TOO MUCH) and the aforementioned big momma's house 2 that are just unnecessary.

and yeah i'm sorry, i guess this should go in the media center. but it's kinda on-the-fence because it's not about movies themselves really.

[(LOKI)]

Underworld 2 and Final Destination 1000 sound like they're going to be crap.

whats changed?

[Jude]

Underworld 2 and Final Destination 1000 sound like they're going to be crap.
Underworld 2 :lol: The first one was retarded enough, what are they possibly going to do with another one? That movie was a prime example of how to take a somewhat cool premise, and turn it into a steaming turd.

[Mexican Bandito]

whats changed?
The first Final Destination was not too bad. I hated Underworld though.

[Pariah]

Jarhead was good

You only liked it because of the military guys.

:rolleyes:

[Who's the Boss?]

Shouldn't this be in the Media Centre?

Victory is yours!

[superdigg]

you guys are finally realizing hollywood ran out of ideas?!


:lol:


I blame the fukking lemming that keep paying 9 bucks to see peices of crap
yeah well I realized it before but at this point of the day, the knowledge that they were making a BMH sequel just infuriated me. it was just so blatant an example of what i was talking about.

they made 6 star wars movies but they all ruled
i beg to differ, but regardless, those movies did indeed "serve a purpose" in developing the star wars storyline.

we DON'T need to see martin lawrence dress as an old black woman and make shitty jokes (for the second time).

[MattyBlade]

Underworld 2

Are you kidding? It was completely necessary as the movie didn't end on the right foot in the first one!

[Who's the Boss?]

Are you kidding? It was completely necessary as the movie didn't end on the right foot in the first one!

They also needed to put a steamy love scene in the series.

[Mexican Bandito]

Are you kidding? It was completely necessary as the movie didn't end on the right foot in the first one!
All I'm saying is that the first one was crap enough.

[Alive]

I liked that bit in Big Momma's House where he goes: "I believe it was Jesus who said 'If you don't know me, don't judge me,' and the congregation is all like 'That was Tupac, UMMMMMMMMMMMMM-hmmm!'"

Yeah, it was funny at the time.

Edit: Also, Martin Lawrence is merely a poor man's Eddie Murphy.

[Esp Griffyn]

Big Mommas house II will be good, the first one was a scream.

And Martin Lawrence >>>> Eddie Murphy.

[PAJJ]

All I'm saying is that the first one was crap enough.

With a movie like underworld however it ended good or bad there's no need for a sequal.

Munich, Jarhead, King Kong were all good recent movies.

[Who's the Boss?]

they made 6 star wars movies but they all ruled

:lol:

[MattyBlade]

All I'm saying is that the first one was crap enough.

Why not, it had vampires AND werewolves in it. Win-Win.

[(LOKI)]

Munich, Jarhead, King Kong were all good recent movies.

King Kong? really?

[PAJJ]

King Kong? really?

Really i thought it was pretty good, yeah it's overrated and called astonishing or whatever but that doesn't stop it being good.

[2muchket!]

Japnanese films pawn all Hollywood films

Case in point Hollywood version of The Ring = Bollocks
Jap and original of The Ring = Amazing

Even if the Japanese cinema is in 'decline' it still beats the anual trite put out for the masses to lap up. However in saying that I quite enjoyed Jarhead.

[CarnageFairy]

I hate movies.

[Judas Iscariot]

The worst part is that thousands of people are going to go flock to the theaters to see this. Black people will watch it because there's a "brotha" in it and white teenagers will watch it because there's a black guy in it and they think they're down.

My girlfriend thinks this movie looks hilarious, but she's a fan of such movies as Mouse Trap, The Notebook, Big Fat Liar and Agent Cody Banks, so that doesn't say much. At all.

[spitfirejunky]

I thought Final Destination was good. Underworld was OK, but it's Kate.

[2muchket!]

The worst part is that thousands of people are going to go flock to the theaters to see this. Black people will watch it because there's a "brotha" in it and white teenagers will watch it because there's a black guy in it and they think they're down.

My girlfriend thinks this movie looks hilarious, but she's a fan of such movies as Mouse Trap, The Notebook, Big Fat Liar and Agent Cody Banks, so that doesn't say much. At all.

e.g. Get rich or die tryin' chavs flocked to that the frickin morons. Its meant to be pretty good but I'd rather piss my money away than watch that

[AA-12]

Who cares? Someone that likes Big Momma's House is just as much a movie fan and real moviegoer as someone who likes something like Jarhead or Pulp Fiction. Opinions people.

[mightygod]

I saw it, i laughed at some jokes, some ones made me ¬¬, and the stroy is crap, but there´s a kid that rules, so it wasn´t that bad, plus here the movies are $45 pesos, wich is like $4 dollars, so it was a good way of spending 2 hours having fun.

[Pop music sucks]

I thought Final Destination was interesting. The second one was there for the cool death scenes.

I have no reason to watch Big Momma's House 2 in any form. Final Destination 3 I will wait until it gets released to rent.

I liked Blue Streak (I think it was the one with Tim Robbins). I won't buy it, but I'll watch it if it's on TV.

[br3ad_man]

Just watch good movies.

[Nath®]

Original ideas will always be better than sequels. It's in the constitution.

[sketchyjoe]

I thought Final Destination was interesting. The second one was there for the cool death scenes.

I have no reason to watch Big Momma's House 2 in any form. Final Destination 3 I will wait until it gets released to rent.

I liked Blue Streak (I think it was the one with Tim Robbins). I won't buy it, but I'll watch it if it's on TV.
Blue Streak was mildly entertaining however the film you're thinking of is Nothing to Lose which is also pretty good.

Martin Lawrence was good in Bad Boys.

[clown_phobia]

I liked blue streak

[HazMan]

Cartman from South Park (as Awesomo) has the right idea about how Hollywood makes their comedy movies.

"Adam Sandler like, gets stuck on a beach, and falls in love, with a coconut, or something."

"This robot is amazing! He has come up with 800 movie ideas, 700 of which feature Adam Sandler!"

Not quoted word for word, but it seems any conceivable plot can be hashed up and sold these days as long as there is a big star in it. Is there really a need for another Big Mommas House?

[Chrysostom]

I blame the fukking lemming that keep paying 9 bucks to see peices of crap

Yeah, if they wanted to do that, they should save their money and stare at what they just left in their toilet for 2 hours.

[Chrysostom]

but it seems any conceivable plot can be hashed up and sold these days as long as there is a big star in it.

The very fact that actors become stars ruins the film industry, because the actors become bigger than their parts/the film itself. We should murder all the current actors and actresses (except guys like Jim Carrey and girls like the Jolie) and replace them with unknowns, then when they all get famous, do it again.

[br3ad_man]

Who cares? There are tons of bad films, but there are such a large number of good films out there that I doubt anyone could come close to watching them all in their lifetime.

[Scythe404]

Cartman from South Park (as Awesomo) has the right idea about how Hollywood makes their comedy movies.

"Adam Sandler like, gets stuck on a beach, and falls in love, with a coconut, or something."

"This robot is amazing! He has come up with 800 movie ideas, 700 of which feature Adam Sandler!"

Not quoted word for word, but it seems any conceivable plot can be hashed up and sold these days as long as there is a big star in it. Is there really a need for another Big Mommas House?

"Rob Schneider is: THE STAPLER!"

[Led-ZeppelinIV]

This isn't a new problem. There were **** movies all century, but we just don't remember them.

[Mr. Ron]

Not surprised. There are only about 2-3 good movies that come out each year among the dozens of horrible ones.

[br3ad_man]

There are far more than that.

[Sausage_Wielder]

This isn't a new problem. There were **** movies all century, but we just don't remember them.
Yeah^

[HazMan]

"Rob Schneider is: THE STAPLER!"

The most perfect summary of what i was trying to say ha ha. That was great :thumb:

[HazMan]

This isn't a new problem. There were **** movies all century, but we just don't remember them.

Noone remembers the **** movies at all, unless they were so bad they got a cult following, such as Manos, The Hands of Fate.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/

[Pop music sucks]

Blue Streak was mildly entertaining however the film you're thinking of is Nothing to Lose which is also pretty good.

Martin Lawrence was good in Bad Boys.Ohhhhhhh.

Okay then, yes Nothing to Lose was better than the other Martin Lawrence movies.

National Security I only liked because Steve Zahn was hilarious.

[HazMan]

National Security I only liked because Steve Zahn was hilarious.

The bumblebee thing was ridiculous :rolleyes: . Other then that i liked the majority of it.

[Bartender]

I seem to remember thinking Nothing To Lose was alright too. Especially when Tim Robbins' feet were set on fire.

[Triangle]

"Rob Schneider is: THE STAPLER!"
:lol: Brilliant episode.

[EightMilesHigh]

The reason we have so many awful movies coming out these days is because it's easy to do so. It's incredibly easy to make five American Pie's a year, but a lot harder to do a Sin City. That's why you see bad movies coming out every week and a really awesome movie coming out maybe once a year.

[HazMan]

The reason we have so many awful movies coming out these days is because it's easy to do so. It's incredibly easy to make five American Pie's a year, but a lot harder to do a Sin City. That's why you see bad movies coming out every week and a really awesome movie coming out maybe once a year.

Well that'd be part of it, but i think it has more to do with the demographic audience that the movie industry is aiming at to make the most money. While Sin City (as an example of an more artfully thought out film that will still appeal to certain audiences) is a great film, their is perhaps a certain majority of people would prefer a dumb comedy, don't appreciate the genre or are children and can't see it. Therefore different types of movies have to be made to accomodate these people and bring in the moolah.

[numetaljordan]

man the only reason ive watched the underworld movies are because vampire movies are hilarious, and that one main character bitch is hot

[2muchket!]

Heres an idea why not go see Wlak The line instead of wasting your money on this crap

[br3ad_man]

I still think that there are plenty of great movies out there. Some films that seem good to me that are coming out/have come out in the next/last few months are:

Walk The Line
Match Point
Brokeback Mountain
The Producers
Munich
A History of Violence
The Constant Gardener
The Squid and the Whale

All of those came out in the US last year, which just proves that if you can't find good films that are coming out, you simply aren't looking very hard.

[The Musician]

Heh, I just found my Naked gun movies today. :cool:

We need more movies that just use that kind of humor.

[Illmatic]

The worst part is that thousands of people are going to go flock to the theaters to see this. Black people will watch it because there's a "brotha" in it and white teenagers will watch it because there's a black guy in it and they think they're down.

Yeah I know it's impossible to believe that someone thinks it's funny. Jesus, I had no idea a damn comedian would rile you up this much.

My girlfriend thinks this movie looks hilarious, but she's a fan of such movies as Mouse Trap, The Notebook, Big Fat Liar and Agent Cody Banks, so that doesn't say much. At all.

so she wants to **** that kid who plays Malcolm in the Middle?

[TofuBlender and Germany1]

Final Destination looks pretty bad.
Big Momma looks pitiful

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[Scythe404]

I still think that there are plenty of great movies out there. Some films that seem good to me that are coming out/have come out in the next/last few months are:

Walk The Line
Match Point
Brokeback Mountain
The Producers
Munich
A History of Violence
The Constant Gardener
The Squid and the Whale

All of those came out in the US last year, which just proves that if you can't find good films that are coming out, you simply aren't looking very hard.

Revenge of the Sith
Lord of War
Batman Begins
Sin City
Serenity
Harry Potter IV

I laugh at the people who say there was nothing good in 2005, and yet some of the best stuff was also way in the mainstream, right in front of their cynical, ignorant noses.

[br3ad_man]

People always seem to listen to negative reports over positive reports as well. I'd heard such great reports about Sin City, so I saw it the first weekend and I loved it. I told all of my friends to see it and only one of them came with me when I went a second time. The rest of them all said "no, I heard it was crap".

Then, I had most of those people over for a movie night after Sin City had come out on DVD and we watched it. What did I hear afterwards? "BEST MOVIE EVER!!!111"

[Smokey D]

Revenge of the Sith
Lord of War
Batman Begins
Sin City
Serenity
Harry Potter IV

I laugh at the people who say there was nothing good in 2005, and yet some of the best stuff was also way in the mainstream, right in front of their cynical, ignorant noses.

Revenge of the Sith, Batman Begins and Harry Potter were nothing special. Pretty good for what they were, but I'd hardly say they rank as top movies of 2005.

[2muchket!]

I still think that there are plenty of great movies out there. Some films that seem good to me that are coming out/have come out in the next/last few months are:

Walk The Line
Match Point
Brokeback Mountain
The Producers
Munich
A History of Violence
The Constant Gardener
The Squid and the Whale

All of those came out in the US last year, which just proves that if you can't find good films that are coming out, you simply aren't looking very hard.

Munich is meant to be really good, as is constant gardener and the producers. Gangs of New York is on tonight (britain) which I think is a pretty good film.