dumb gear jokes

[Tim]

ok so its about 1 AM here and I am really bored. SO i thought i would make a thread that would be jokes but you could only use gear in them. So here is mine. I have posted it a long time ago but i forgot what happend to that thread.

So a hydro and a pinstripe walk into a bar and they get drunk and become very flustered with eachother so the pin says to the hydro...."hey buddy I dont like your tone."


ahh lame.:smash:

[Corkofski]

ahh lame.:smash:
correct:thumb:

[Tim]

yeah my practice pad is too loud :( so im DL drum vids. just passin time

[Double Bass Jim]

"I walk into guitar center"

[Tim]

"I walk into guitar center"

and im guessing someone tried to sell you a pinstripe pack at a whole whopping 25% off list price. :D

[Double Bass Jim]

Haha yea everytime man "May I suggest the HD dry.. thats what I use"

[Tim]

some moron is always trying to sell me the pork pie acrylic snare. Im like dude if i want a damn snare ill pick it out but thats not what i came here for just get me some damn sticks.

[Swiftay]

so, a drumstick walks into a bar.

ouch.

LOLOLOLOL!!11!!!1one!!1!shift+one!!1

[Tim]

so, a drumstick walks into a bar.

ouch.

LOLOLOLOL!!11!!!1one!!1!shift+one!!1

i dont get it

[Sophie]

^^the drumstick hurt itself...


So a hydro and a pinstripe walk into a bar and they get drunk and become very flustered with eachother so the pin says to the hydro...."hey buddy I dont like your tone."

hehe made me chuckle :chug:

[Der Meister]

"hello, is that Tama customer service?"

[Corkofski]

^^Lol

[Retarded Chipple]

I threw a cymbal at my guitarist. It sliced his head off. He died.


Not really a joke, more of a statement.

[Killjoy]

Vic Firth always get pissed off cuz these sticks have splinters on them :D

[xeonman9000]

So a hydro and a pinstripe walk into a bar and they get drunk and become very flustered with eachother so the pin says to the hydro...."hey buddy I dont like your tone."
To which the hydro replies "You're hardly one to talk." :amaze: :eek: :confused: :naughty:

[Panopticon]

so two stands are standing...


the end...

[SkaRabbit]

"That's not the way to get Ahead in life"

[LoneStarDrummer]

so 4 drumsticks and a cymbal...no wait it's 3 drumsticks and a felt pad go to a concert...no wait a funeral...ahaha yeah that's it a funeral, and the felt pad says.....no wait it was a drum throne who says "hey man what the deal with..."....no wait it was the bass drum and the floor tom who went to the funeral and....

wait let me start over....

so 17 drumsticks, a felt pad, a bass, a throne, and a floor tom all have a party..........ah screw it, i can't remember how it goes.

[Panopticon]

^^^haha best joke in teh thread!

[LoneStarDrummer]

why thank you :thumb:

[Little Android Man]

so i go to a green day concert.

[Jezen]

My gf has a lovely gibraltar rack.





Whatever....

[FockerTheLopper]

Nice one BB


Anyone wanna come over play with my iron cobra?

[LoneStarDrummer]

so a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "whats with the long face?"

oh wait that's neither funny nor drum related. i must appologize.

[FockerTheLopper]

']so a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "whats with the long face?"

oh wait that's neither funny nor drum related. i must appologize.
lol, your a funny guy

[LoneStarDrummer]

What do you mean I'm funny?

what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

[it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

What?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[everyone laughs] Ya ****er****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Focker. You may fold under questioning.


(stolen from "good fellas")

[Panopticon]

you...need...a...LIFE!:smash:

[LoneStarDrummer]

all i did is copy and paste. took no more than 10 seconds to find it, copy, paste, and insert fockers name.

[Panopticon]

doesnt matter...shutup...just...SHUTUP!!

[LoneStarDrummer]

doesnt matter...shutup...just...SHUTUP!!

nevers. plus based on your post count and how long you've been a member, you spend more time on here than i do.

don't be mad because i'm better, cooler, smarter, sexier, and stronger than you. :smoke:

[Panopticon]

pfff...it doesnt count if you have to use air conditioning, ritalin, viagara, and steroids though...

[LoneStarDrummer]

pfff...it doesnt count if you have to use air conditioning, ritalin, viagara, and steroids though...

:lol:

i'll gives you props on the comeback. made me snicker a bit.

[Drum Phil]

2 drum sticks go into a bar. I say 2, it could be 5. Lets round up, 10. 15? Double it, 30. Lets go nuts, 2000 drumsticks go into a bar. Alright alright, all the drumstick in the world go into a bar, the first one goes up to the bar and says "i'll get these"

What an idiot.



Two cymbals on a stand, one says to the other "can you hear something?" the 2nd says "holy **** i found a talking cymbal"

[LoneStarDrummer]

What an idiot.



couldn't of said it better myself.:p

[Panopticon]

two wuhans are stacked...a 14" china and a 10" splash...

One says to the other..."so...are we still virgins or...?"

[pitchfork]

My kit, yeah its a joke.

[LoneStarDrummer]

two wuhans are stacked...a 14" china and a 10" splash...

One says to the other..."so...are we still virgins or...?"

i don't think they'd have to be stacked neccessary in order for that to be a question. i think all cymbals ponder that.

[Panopticon]

you love to ruin everything dont you...jerk...lay off the juice!

[LoneStarDrummer]

can't help it. you canadicans are just too easy to tear apart.
JK:lol:

[aznriceball]

so u got the k/z dyno beats. is the K a perverted pedophile who likes fat loud kids?

[LoneStarDrummer]

so u got the k/z dyno beats. is the K a perverted pedophile who likes fat loud kids? :lol:good one.

[Panopticon]

']can't help it. you canadicans are just too easy to tear apart.
JK:lol:


yeah but thats only cuz none of us are on the juice!

[Swiftay]

What's the difference between playing your set with Ahead drumsticks and a piece of lead pipe that you ripped out of the wall?

Nothing!!

What's the difference between the drumming of Joey Jordison and the drumming of a wooden plank with a mad face painted on it?

The plank's drumming sounds good!

w00t!

[Panopticon]

i love how none of you can spell his name right:p

[Swiftay]

what! i totally spelled his name right! :\

[pearlmark]

so, an ahead walks into a bar.....

and breaks it.

ok, il stop

[Panopticon]

no its like this...an ahead walks into a bar...orders a drink...then passes out...smashes his shoulder on the rim of the glass and snaps in half...

[Drum Monkey]

no its like this...an ahead walks into a bar...orders a drink...then passes out...smashes his shoulder on the rim of the glass and snaps in half...

bwahahaha :lol:

phew funny... :p

-DM

[Jezen]

no its like this...an ahead walks into a bar...orders a drink...then passes out...smashes his shoulder on the rim of the glass and snaps in half...

I actually burst into laughter the harder I thought about that! :lol:

[Drum Monkey]

I actually burst into laughter the harder I thought about that! :lol:

123 :lol:

I think that ranks with the emo joke you made :p

bwahahaha

-DM

[Drum Phil]

Me 3. Which is even more astonishing when you consider whats going on with my life right now.

[Hyde]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Howie Mandel.

Howie Mandel who?

Exactly.

[ferociter]

What connects a plum and a Zildjian 8" K custom dark splash?
They are both purple, except the Zildjian 8" K custom dark splash.

[SkaRabbit]

what do pinstripes and guitarists have in common.....they both suck.. meh!

[FockerTheLopper]

']What do you mean I'm funny?

what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

[it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

What?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[everyone laughs] Ya ****er****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Focker. You may fold under questioning.


(stolen from "good fellas")
Take it easy there Mr Peschi

[Swiftay]

What are the similarities between your guitarist, and Ahead drumsticks?

They both **** up your drums when they play them!

aaahahahahaha!

[Panopticon]

^^^...no...their both good at giving it up the ***

[stevoibanez]

so a Z Custom rock crash and an Ahead Joey sig stick are talking at a bar. They are both very drunk. So the Ahead tells the Z a joke, to which the cymbal replies "ha ha ha you crack me up"

[Panopticon]

haha BUH ZING!!

[MeaninglessPhoto]

']What do you mean I'm funny?

what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

[it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

What?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[everyone laughs] Ya ****er****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Focker. You may fold under questioning.


(stolen from "good fellas")

hahaha I love that movie

[Brokensticks]

So a Giraffe a Rhino and a Lion walk into a bar..... The Giraffe says - The Hi-Balls are on me!

Best joke here - Ok so this guy goes to a bar with his 3 friends and they're having a good time drinking it up. One guy goes up to the bartender and says " Hey if I can pee in the cup from standing on this table from 5 feet away and get it all in the cup, with none hitting the ground or the table or anything will you give me $200.00? and If I dont get it all in I'll give you 200.00$" The bartender accepts this deal so the man starts peeing. He is just peeing everywhere all over the bartender, the tables, etc. The bartender asks for his 200$ So the man says ok one second. So he goes over to his three friends and they all hand him some money. He goes back up to the bartender and the bartender says " hey why did all your friends give you the money?" The man says " I bet them 150$ each that I could pee all over the bartender and the bar and he'd be happy about it :lol:

[crazyguy832]

^^^
:lol:

owned

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3785/pict45377if.jpg

[Jezen]

So a Giraffe a Rhino and a Lion walk into a bar..... The Giraffe says - The Hi-Balls are on me!

Best joke here - Ok so this guy goes to a bar with his 3 friends and they're having a good time drinking it up. One guy goes up to the bartender and says " Hey if I can pee in the cup from standing on this table from 5 feet away and get it all in the cup, with none hitting the ground or the table or anything will you give me $200.00? and If I dont get it all in I'll give you 200.00$" The bartender accepts this deal so the man starts peeing. He is just peeing everywhere all over the bartender, the tables, etc. The bartender asks for his 200$ So the man says ok one second. So he goes over to his three friends and they all hand him some money. He goes back up to the bartender and the bartender says " hey why did all your friends give you the money?" The man says " I bet them 150$ each that I could pee all over the bartender and the bar and he'd be happy about it :lol:

That's the joke from the Desperado movie.

[Troy9915]

haha I got a good one, here it is:

Duallist Pedals

Ba Dum Chsssshhhh

[LittlePound]

not a gear joke but it's to make you think
3 guys go into a hotel and ask for a room...well the guy replies "we only have one left, but it's got two beds and a fold out couch so you'll all have room to sleep" so the guys the say they'll take it and ask how much it'll be. "$10.00 apiece so $30.00" the clerk replies. So htey all pay and go up to their rooms.
Well the manager comes down and realizes that the clerk overcharged them. THe room is supposed to rented out at "$25.00". So he gives the bell boy $5.00 to take back up to the guys in the room. Well the bell boy doen's konw how he'll split five dollars amongst three members so he gives them each 1.00 back and pockets two for himself. So now those guys have each paid 9.00 dollars a piece for the room (x3=27.00) and the bell boy pockets the 2.00.
(27+2=29) what happened to the other dollar?

[Jezen]

^^^
That one has bugged me for a while. Has it got something to do with the truncation error?

[LittlePound]

^^^
That one has bugged me for a while. Has it got something to do with the truncation error?
I don't know what you mean by "truncation" error but...i'll let you guys know the answer after awhile

[Fuzzy]

My gf has a lovely gibraltar rack.
Heh, yeah... My girl's got the Double Bass Deluxe =)

[LittlePound]

she's fat?!??!?!?!??! ahahahaha j/k

[Jezen]

I don't know what you mean by "truncation" error but...i'll let you guys know the answer after awhile

Please tell me before I go to bed.

MSN: broken_drumsticks@hotmail.com

Or even e-mail me the answer at said address. Please.

[Panopticon]

oh man i used to know that!...tell me the answer!!!

[Fuzzy]

she's fat?!??!?!?!??! ahahahaha j/k
Owch! :thumb: Nah... quite the opposite, really.

[LittlePound]

Ok...the answer is:
The $30 is arbitrary (unimportant). The room rate was changed to 25.00 and so you throw 30 ou thte door after that. So now that it's 25.00 for the....you add the 2 in the bellboy's pocket and that makes 27. 9x3 is 27. The 30 is what everybody looks at but ti's only there to confuse them and keep em from really looking for the "answer" cuz it has nothing to with the 30

[Fuzzy]

Though I do get to play her Eliminators.... 2002 C's :thumb:

[aznriceball]

Ok...the answer is:
The $30 is arbitrary (unimportant). The room rate was changed to 25.00 and so you throw 30 ou thte door after that. So now that it's 25.00 for the....you add the 2 in the bellboy's pocket and that makes 27. 9x3 is 27. The 30 is what everybody looks at but ti's only there to confuse them and keep em from really looking for the "answer" cuz it has nothing to with the 30

im not sure what ur talking about, but my logic is just telling me that 25+3 bucks is a bit more than 27..

[aznriceball]

i got it! they dont pay 9 bucks a piece..they pay 9.33 each

[LittlePound]

uhm no
they paid 10 dollars a piece, but then they each got a buck back. 9 dollars apiece equals 27.00. RIght...but hte room only cost 25.00 (after realization of overcharge) the other two bucks are in the bell boy's pocket....

[aznriceball]

the 9 bucks includes the tips

**edit tips as in the 5 dollar unaccountence

[aznriceball]

besides

25/3 = 8.333, plus a buck means they each payed 9.333 after they got a buck back

**after 2 years of calculus, i miss seeing problems like these

[LittlePound]

huh? ok after all i said and done those guys paid 9 bucks a piece....each got one dollar back after paying 10. That's 27 dollars....the room is only 25 which is why the bell boy has go two in his pocket.

[aznriceball]

huh? ok after all i said and done those guys paid 9 bucks a piece....each got one dollar back after paying 10. That's 27 dollars....the room is only 25 which is why the bell boy has go two in his pocket.

u said urself to ignore the 30, the new rate is the 25 plus the 5 they are owed. its just a matter of accounting for in a different order

Ok...the answer is:
The $30 is arbitrary (unimportant). The room rate was changed to 25.00 and so you throw 30 ou thte door after that. So now that it's 25.00 for the....you add the 2 in the bellboy's pocket and that makes 27. 9x3 is 27. The 30 is what everybody looks at but ti's only there to confuse them and keep em from really looking for the "answer" cuz it has nothing to with the 30

25/3 + 1 = 9.33 dollars per person, = 28

+2

= 30

[LittlePound]

you're still looking at the 30, ignore 30, it's only purpose is to confuse you. They paid 30, they are getting 5 dollars back. Cant' split 5 dollars amongst three people easily so only 3 is given back to them. THe bell boy keeps 2. Becuase a dollar was given to each of them that means they paid 27 (9for roomx3 people). That's twenty seven, 25 for room, 2 for bell boy

27 is the number you're actually trying to reach cuz that's the total actually paid by the 3 guys

[aznriceball]

well since this has become circular reasoning ill just stop here

i stick to my 25/3+1+2/3 = 10 = 30 :p

[LittlePound]

ok, i guess if it works for you but that's not how the joke is supposed to work....iot just seems as if you're making it more difficult by addint fractions when you could keep it all addition and subtraction and a little multiplication if you can't add fast in your head

[aznriceball]

ok think of it this way


the rate is 25 bucks,

the guy takes 2 bucks

and gives them 3 bucks back.

i dont see how that isnt 30 dollars

**i AM doing it in my head. it doesnt add a whole lot to the thing if u just say things without showing a little work.

[LittlePound]

yes that equals 30, but hte confusing part (the whole point of the story) is after they've been given the money back, they each paid 9. 9x3 is 27 plus the 2 in his pocket is 29. Where's the dollar.... you're just looking at a completely different perspective of any of us apparently and not following the story, rather it just seems like your taking hte numbers and manipulating them to equal 30....30 isn't the number you're trying to get, it's 27
i guess it done'st really matter thoug

[aznriceball]

the 9 dollars part is the flaw of the story it seems to me

[LittlePound]

how is it flawed. that's how much each individually paid was 9 bucks

[aznriceball]

it looks like they payed 10 bucks each and then lost 5/3 of a dollar each, and then, through the partial refund, got back a buck, which is less than what they payed. one or the other got back less than they actually needed.

25 + 2 + 3..the 9 is the one set to confuse, not the 30. unless ud like to tell me the point of the joke..

[LittlePound]

see you're just being confused by your fractions....or confusing me, i get where you're coming from but it seems liks you've missed the whole point of hte "joke" and it's not supposed to be funny, i think i posted that in the first one, it's supposed to make you think (apparently maybe a little too hard ahhahaha)

[aznriceball]

i think its one of those problems that kindergarteners can solve faster than stanford graduates

like this problem (or "joke")

stronger than god
eviler than devil
rich need it
poor have it
if u eat it, you die

(i disagree with the actual answer though)

[Double Bass Jim]

"I place an order for a pearl throne"

[aznriceball]

heh..why order. just walk into guitar center and pick up that thing thats covered in dust, right next to the ZXTs

[Panopticon]

ok think of it this way


the rate is 25 bucks,

the guy takes 2 bucks

and gives them 3 bucks back.

i dont see how that isnt 30 dollars

**i AM doing it in my head. it doesnt add a whole lot to the thing if u just say things without showing a little work.

you've got it backwards...

they pay 30...but the rate is 25...

[aznriceball]

ill say it for the last time..

they did pay 30, but its 25 cuz 5 is coming back, 2 to the clerk and 3 to the guys

[Panopticon]

i think its one of those problems that kindergarteners can solve faster than stanford graduates

like this problem (or "joke")

stronger than god
eviler than devil
rich need it
poor have it
if u eat it, you die

(i disagree with the actual answer though)

nothing...

and yes...i agree with you now...its just the wording in the puzzle that confuses you...forget the math...Pound give us your answer...

[aznriceball]

yes. i want it..now. or i wont be able to sleep until u do..or until adult swim comes on. god i hate friday night TV

[LittlePound]

i've heard it before i'm trying to think of hte answer though

i'm thinkg it has to be something like love...or heart or something...give me more time


NOTHING

[Panopticon]

oh you GOTTA be kidding me...

[LittlePound]

what?

edit: oha hahahahaha i didn't even read your previous post i hadn't realized you had answered it already hahahahahhaha
man....i'm dumb

(on the other hand google works awesome for these things:rolleyes:

[Drum Monkey]

(i disagree with the actual answer though)

I figured one out (wether it's been posted or not I'm not 100% sure...)

The rate is $25. $9x3=$27 BUT -$2 that the bell boy pocketed =$25.

-DM

[LittlePound]

I figured one out (wether it's been posted or not I'm not 100% sure...)

The rate is $25. $9x3=$27 BUT -$2 that the bell boy pocketed =$25.

-DM
Go DM!!!!!!!!! you got it

[Drum Monkey]

Go DM!!!!!!!!! you got it

YES! That 99 in math wasn't a fluke... :lol:

-DM

[Panopticon]

what?

edit: oha hahahahaha i didn't even read your previous post i hadn't realized you had answered it already hahahahahhaha
man....i'm dumb

(on the other hand google works awesome for these things:rolleyes:


no...i mean...after building all that suspense...you didnt even know the real answer...

[aznriceball]

I figured one out (wether it's been posted or not I'm not 100% sure...)

The rate is $25. $9x3=$27 BUT -$2 that the bell boy pocketed =$25.

-DM

haha nice..my dad told me the same thing but i couldnt understand what he meant..but it seems clearer written out.

the disagree is the "nothing" answer though. i can think of many things more powerful than god. like joe pesci

[eirlisdrumer]

Travis Barker played something awsome and different.

done

[crazyguy832]

mmm... the cheese kit...

http://static.flickr.com/17/20137493_188e49db39_m.jpg

I think it suits the thread...

[aznriceball]

they should switch the beaters to like little graters or something, and the sticks to aheads

[Jezen]

25/3 + 1 = 9.33 dollars per person, = 28

+2

= 30

I knew it! It IS due to a truncation error! w00t w00t.

EDIT: No no, I get it now. You are looking for a total of 27 because the company returned $3 from the initial $30, back to the gentlemen.

[pearlmark]

Heres a puzzle:

A young boy and his father are playing football out in an estate. The father kicks the ball onto the road and the son runs out onto the road and gets knocked down. The father takes his son into his arms and runs around the corner to the hospital. The father gives the boy to some nurses who rush him into the operating room. After a while the doctor comes out to the father and says 'Im sorry, I can't operate on this child, as he is my son'

[Kosmos Tree]

It's said he gives a boy to the nurses not his son.

Some notes on the other riddle:
They paid 30$ for the room, but then they are just charged 25.
everybody paid already ten dollars, if they are a returned one dollar each they paid 9$ for the room which makes it 27.
If you ask me, they've been ripped off

[pearlmark]

well the boy and his son are the same person...

[Kosmos Tree]

a gay pair? :eek:

[pearlmark]

lol, thats what I thought at first, but no...

[Kosmos Tree]

My first thought was that doctor and father would be the same person, but it's kind of strange if he comes out to himelf to tell himself that he can't operate his son

[Kosmos Tree]

nothing

There is classic eBay story.

A member sold nothing.
There were bids on it and he sold it for quite some money.

The funny thing is, the guy who bought nothing complained that he got nothing... what did he expect to get? :lol:

[pitchfork]

shut up guys its suppose to be a joke

[HeLLmO]

pearl exports

[tapioca]

not a gear joke but it's to make you think
3 guys go into a hotel and ask for a room...well the guy replies "we only have one left, but it's got two beds and a fold out couch so you'll all have room to sleep" so the guys the say they'll take it and ask how much it'll be. "$10.00 apiece so $30.00" the clerk replies. So htey all pay and go up to their rooms.
Well the manager comes down and realizes that the clerk overcharged them. THe room is supposed to rented out at "$25.00". So he gives the bell boy $5.00 to take back up to the guys in the room. Well the bell boy doen's konw how he'll split five dollars amongst three members so he gives them each 1.00 back and pockets two for himself. So now those guys have each paid 9.00 dollars a piece for the room (x3=27.00) and the bell boy pockets the 2.00.
(27+2=29) what happened to the other dollar?
the flaw in the puzzle is simply: 27 dollars (30 - 3 = 27) is what those three spent. the missing 3 dollars is what the boy gives them back, you can't add the 2 dollars the boy gets to the 27 dollars, because the 27 dollars consist of the regular price plus the "tip" already. so it's 9 that everybody spent. the whole riddle is just based on confusion by adding superfluous arithmetics.
I reckon that's also were azn was coming from. they spend 25/3 for the room and 2/3 for the tip. they get 3 dollars back, and voila.

neg rep, anyone? :p

[Jezen]

Heres a puzzle:

A young boy and his father are playing football out in an estate. The father kicks the ball onto the road and the son runs out onto the road and gets knocked down. The father takes his son into his arms and runs around the corner to the hospital. The father gives the boy to some nurses who rush him into the operating room. After a while the doctor comes out to the father and says 'Im sorry, I can't operate on this child, as he is my son'

That's pretty crap.

[stevoibanez]

A young boy and his father are playing football out in an estate. The father kicks the ball onto the road and the son runs out onto the road and gets knocked down. The father takes his son into his arms and runs around the corner to the hospital. The father gives the boy to some nurses who rush him into the operating room. After a while the doctor comes out to the father and says 'Im sorry, I can't operate on this child, as he is my son'
The doctor is a woman, which is his mother

[aznriceball]

nuts^! i knew the answer too!