A Match And A Pear

[fattymattk]

this is kind of a silly song that plays around with words.

You and I should be a pear
And a fruit basket
Not respectively if you know what I mean
I want to talk to the thong you wear
So I could ask it
All about where it has been

You can be my lips
If I can be your tongue
You can be my jelly bean
Or you can be a bag of chips
Because I am hung-
gry and want to eat away my famine

Meant to be, we were meant to be
You and I, yeah me and you

Me and you should be a match
And a matchbox it
Would be nice to speak with your underwear
To learn the languages they know
To see if they talk ****
My tongue wants to be dir-

Tease me with your pants
I want to see them lie
Beside your bed we'll play truth or dare
And don't say you can't
It might be hard but I
Know that you can 'cause we were

Meant to be, we were meant to be
You and I, yeah me and you

And if I can't have you then I want your panties
Something underneath your clothes 'cause if
I can't have the best thing in the world
I want something close to it