Darn pizza >:-|

[Mexican Bandito]

So I decided to have some pizza earlier on this afternoon.
After it's 25minute cooking time, I took it out the oven and set it on a plate. :)

I then bit into it, expecting a warm tomato and cheese flavour in my mouth...

BUT NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got fucking blisters all over the roof of my mouth instead :mad:

Some Photos of my mouth:

The blisters are the yellow circles (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/Zzozzie/Blister.jpg)

More blisters (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/Zzozzie/Blister3.jpg)

I think in these two photos, the roof of my mouth looks sort of like a turkey :-/

Also whilst putting the photos I had just taken of my mouth onto my computer, I noticed that my tongue looks like a bottom with little pimples and cellulite :upset:
Bum tongue (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/Zzozzie/bumtongue.jpg)

Discuss:
Your latest food related injuries.
My mouth looking like a turkey.
My bum tongue.

Or whatever else comes to mind :)

[Sanford]

I eat pizza like a man bathes in a river.

[Jonny]

I eat pizza like a man bathes in a river.
Soaking wet and in your underwear?

[kieranmark]

You need to give it 2 minutes to cool down!

[MPA = Communism]

That'll teach you a lesson.

[Crapdragoon]

weres my dinner biatch++

[Joe McCarthy]

kieran, no you don't, just eat it quicker.

Tell turkey I say hi Zowie.

new nickname= turkey

[Sanford]

Soaking wet and in your underwear?
Yes.

[Mexican Bandito]

weres my dinner biatch++
*sicks up the pizza*
There you go darling :)

[Jonny]

Yes.
Pizza's not that exciting...

[Crapdragoon]

ffs cheese pizza? :///

[Iscariot]

Haha this is why foreigners shouldn't eat the American prodigy that is pizza.

[Rusty Metal Head]

*sicks up the pizza*
There you go darling :)

yay!fast food!

[kieranmark]

Haha this is why foreigners shouldn't eat the American prodigy that is pizza.
Italian?

[MPA = Communism]

Haha this is why foreigners shouldn't eat the American prodigy that is pizza.

Haha that's right. They can't handle DiGiorno.

[Jonny]

Haha this is why foreigners shouldn't eat the American prodigy that is pizza.
This is why women should cook and not eat. They can't manage both.

[Lord Abortion]

Well, I know we've all thought about getting inside your mouth, but...

[Gore Obsessed]

Real women can take it.

[Iscariot]

Italian?

Pizza isn't Italian. It was created in New York by a white American.

[MPA = Communism]

This is why women should cook and not eat. They can't manage both.

Stay in the kitchen/menial tasks, like Eggo always says.

[Rusty Metal Head]

Italian?
youd think they knew that allready..but nooooooooooooo

Some people say the chinese made it o__O
they have a very similair process..cept you eat it with chopsticks

white people unite!!




oh wait..


whitepower++


oh wait..

[Crapdragoon]

Pizza isn't Italian. It was created in New York by a white American.


white people unite!!




oh wait..

[Mexican Bandito]

Well, I know we've all thought about getting inside your mouth, but...
lol ;)

I've been drinking lots of cold water so hopefully it should get better soon :)

[Hep Kat]

Next time, when the instructions say let it sit for 5 minutes after pulling it out of the oven...

Let it sit.

[Iscariot]

white people unite!!




oh wait..

Actually, I change my comment to, "Pizza as we know it was created in New York by a white American."

The pizza concept is actually hundreds of years old.

[Crapdragoon]

kinda like when they say american as apple pie, even tho it was made by teh dutch :confused:

[MattyBlade]

ooh la la! c'est tres magnifique.

[Mexican Bandito]

Next time, when the instructions say let it sit for 5 minutes after pulling it out of the oven...

Let it sit.
I did.
I put it on the plate then walked all the way upstairs...

[RouteOne]

Poor baby. :-/

[Rusty Metal Head]

Actually, I change my comment to, "Pizza as we know it was created in New York by a white American."

The pizza concept is actually hundreds of years old.

Some people say the chinese made it o__O
they have a very similair process..cept you eat it with chopsticks

At least I think it was the Chinese..it could be the Japanese. ah well, Pizzas Roxx my soxx no matter who made it.

[purplefeet]

I just ate the most delicious wedge fries ever. No blisters for me :)

[Jonny]

Actually, I change my comment to, "Pizza as we know it was created in New York by a white American."

The pizza concept is actually hundreds of years old.
Archaelologists recently uncovered a stone age settlement nestled deep in a large subterranean cavern, with wall paintings depicting early man eating pizza and drinking beer.

[I Am a Hat]

At least I think it was the Chinese..it could be the Japanese. ah well, Pizzas Roxx my soxx no matter who made it.
pepperoni isn't as good when it's made out of cat

[Mexican Bandito]

Poor baby. :-/
Thanks sweety :-*

[Hep Kat]

I did.
I put it on the plate then walked all the way upstairs...

Well you now have grounds for a...


lawsuit.

[MPA = Communism]

Well you now have grounds for a...


lawsuit.

Nah, that's too American.

[Crapdragoon]

zo tryin to cover up the fact that there SORES, not blisters =pp

[Rusty Metal Head]

pepperoni isn't as good when it's made out of cat

HAT! :-*

[Klown]

Ew.

Seriously.

Why make a thread with pictures of toungue blisters?

[Mexican Bandito]

Well you now have grounds for a...


lawsuit.
OMG yeah :cool:

[lil_drummer_girl]

Pizza sounds so good right now. :(

[RouteOne]

Thanks sweety :-*
:wave:

[Jonny]

Pizza sounds so good right now. :(
I know :(

All I have is those microwavable pepperoni ones (Chicago town), but I'm not sure if I should have that or a ham & cheese omlette.

Pizza is better with Coke, but I have none. I reckon omlette is better with ribena, which I do have.

[purplefeet]

I know :(

All I have is those microwavable pepperoni ones (Chicago town), but I'm not sure if I should have that or a ham & cheese omlette.

Pizza is better with Coke, but I have none. I reckon omlette is better with ribena, which I do have.

Mini Pizzas are dope. Pillsbury Mini Pizzas!!!

I love them

[Hep Kat]

OMG yeah :cool:

Those pictures will totally hold up in court too.

And then, one day, when you're rich off of this, you can make another thread and we'll all throw our heads back and laugh.

[Lord Abortion]

zo tryin to cover up the fact that there SORES, not blisters =pp

Bleed on me, digesting the clotted scabs
Blood thirsty
Ungodly
Passing on my curse, the spell pussing gores
Of those I infect become my loyal servants

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

That tongue picture was so erotic.

Did it hurt to yell that big "NOOOOOO!!!" ?

[crazyman]

pizza will always do that to you, and even when you know it will you just don't wanna let it cool off 'cause when your hungry, your hungry right

the worst was when i was in chef college and we had to taste our soups, no matter how many times the chef tells you to blow on it first nobody does, and you end up with a burnt tongue

and those are the worst, they last like 3 days

[Perroquet Magique]

Pizza is so annoying when it's hot, you're starving hungry and you just want some delicious cheese and tomato pizza and you bite into at and "AAAARRRGH".

You wait a few minutes longer and discover that if you bite into it now, it doesn't hurt your mouth so much. So you take your first bite and a stringy bit of cheese drapes itself over your lip and down your chin: "AAAARGGGGHH" you scream as it burns the skin.

Yeah.

[Berner]

Pizza is so annoying when it's hot, you're starving hungry and you just want some delicious cheese and tomato pizza and you bite into at and "AAAARRRGH".

You wait a few minutes longer and discover that if you bite into it now, it doesn't hurt your mouth so much. So you take your first bite and a stringy bit of cheese drapes itself over your lip and down your chin: "AAAARGGGGHH" you scream as it burns the skin.

Yeah.
Use some utensils then.

[MPA = Communism]

Use some utensils then.

That's un-American.

[Berner]

That's un-American.
So not being a pig is un-American?

Good.

[Pop music sucks]

Yeah, that's why poke the pizza slice with your finger.

Or look at it from the side and see if there's a ton of steam coming off.

Sucks to be you though:p

[Hep Kat]

That's un-American.

But she's in Scotland...

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

But she's in Scotland...
No she isn't.

[Jonny]

So not being a pig is un-American?

Good.
Wait- you eat pizza with a knife & fork?

[Berner]

Wait- you eat pizza with a knife & fork?
If it's too hot yes. Or if it's hard to eat with my hands.

[Mexican Bandito]

No she isn't.
hmmm where am I exactly?!

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

hmmm where am I exactly?!
No idea.

[Berner]

hmmm where am I exactly?!
I can tell you where you're not.

[supersids91]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....turkey mouth

[Jonny]

If it's too hot yes. Or if it's hard to eat with my hands.
Pfft... Pizza n00b.

[Rusty Metal Head]

But she's in Scotland...

ixnay on the eographygay

(i suck at pig-latin)

[MPA = Communism]

So not being a pig is un-American?

Good.

You guessed it. Pizza is for hands.

[Berner]

Pfft... Pizza n00b.
You wish. My brother owns a pizza place, and my sister works in one. Who's teh n00b now?!

[Jonny]

You wish. My brother owns a pizza place, and my sister works in one. Who's teh n00b now?!
The guy who eats his pizza with a knife and fork?

[Berner]

The guy who eats his pizza with a knife and fork?
No. I was implying you. Jerk.

[Jonny]

No. I was implying you. Jerk.
Oh, go cut your pizza up into handy bite-size pieces!

[Berner]

Oh, go cut your pizza up into handy bite-size pieces!
In that case, I just warm up some Bagel Bite pizzas.

[Tillmon]

I eat pizza like a man bathes in a river.

... naked?

[Jonny]

... naked?
... late?

[supersids91]

eating pizza rolls right after u take them from the microwave and getting burned from that hot filling=pain:eek:

[faelun]

i've got a friend who's allergic to pizza

[Sanford]

Pizza's not that exciting...
God damn it, yes it is.

[Mexican Bandito]

i've got a friend who's allergic to pizza
:eek:

Could they not just figure out what ingredient they are allergic to and then make a pizza without/substituting that ingredient for something else?

[Lord Abortion]

Anyone ever eat Scone base Pizza?

We were made to make that in school.
It tasted bloody awful.

[Sanford]

i've got a friend who's allergic to pizza
You still manage to find time to apostrophize the "i've & who's" and yet you still don't capitalize or periodize?

Why?

[telemore]

) : That sucks.


I eat pizza with a knife and fork sometimes, when I don't feel like putting molten cheese in my trap, screaming like a girl and then having said cheese and sauce mixture falling on my shirt.

It's easier. And it's American. I'm surprised no-one's used the Chicago-argument.

Some deep dish pizzas are so huge you can't possibly eat it w/ your hands. Take that. :cool:

[pendrightheloved1]

The last time someone made a joke in a food thread involving vomit and giving the vomit to someone else, this thread happened.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16420

LOL i said all that a couple of years ago. Its weird reading the things i used to post. Good times on MX. I still remember that thread, funny stuff.

[pendrightheloved1]

Btw im sorry to hear about your mouth:(

[EverytimeIBodom]

Wow Zow, you are dumb.