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Dirty
01-17-2006, 01:21 PM
Last week i found an old ladys purse, and the other day i found two £5 notes just lying on the pavement.

Woot woot!

Anyone else been lucky like this lately?

And, i gave the purse in to my local newsagents - if no one claims it in a week, it's mine.

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 01:22 PM
That'll teach the people who lost the money a lesson or two.

-Obscurity-
01-17-2006, 01:24 PM
Oh yeah I "find" purses all the time. Most the the time the women they are attached to aren't to happy about me running off with them though.

Hep Kat
01-17-2006, 01:24 PM
Gimme.

I'm poor.

Dirty
01-17-2006, 01:25 PM
neh neh

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 01:25 PM
Oh yeah I "find" purses all the time. Most the the time the women they are attached to aren't to happy about me running off with them though.

Hey, it worked for Jerry Seinfeld when he stole that grandmother's bread.

-Obscurity-
01-17-2006, 01:28 PM
Hey, it worked for Jerry Seinfeld when he stole that grandmother's bread.

It works with small children as well. They usually don't put up much of a struggle, and are much tastier than an old loaf of bread.

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 01:29 PM
It works with small children as well. They usually don't put up much of a struggle, and are much tastier than an old loaf of bread.

Maybe with the right spices..

4yearpro?
01-17-2006, 01:29 PM
last time i found any money was last april, only 7$
most i ever found was $50

ChodaBoy
01-17-2006, 01:30 PM
You keep finding money, but you're on the internet posting about it?

Get out on the street and find more.

Dirty
01-17-2006, 01:31 PM
nah, im resting

Rusty Metal Head
01-17-2006, 01:32 PM
I saw a guy at a pay phone leave case on the floor. I nabbed it and checked what was inside..£50k!!! Thing is these black cars have been following me everywhere
<_<
>_>
<_<

Jev
01-17-2006, 01:33 PM
I have not been lucky with money lately.

Joe McCarthy
01-17-2006, 01:36 PM
It works with small children as well. They usually don't put up much of a struggle, and are much tastier than an old loaf of bread.
:lol:

ne.... oh wait :(

funluvinhobo
01-17-2006, 01:51 PM
I own that purse.

skingle
01-17-2006, 02:12 PM
Its alright for some.

Funny story actually, my brother when he was about 5, found a 5 pound note on the pavement floor. 10 years on he checks that exact same spot to see if there is a note there.

Squirellmeister
01-17-2006, 02:14 PM
Once I was wlaking home from school, my mate picked up a tenner. Another time a different mate picked up £15. I must be a good luck charm.

kamiccollo
01-17-2006, 02:17 PM
You gave it in to the local newsagents? you know hes gonna say it was claimed and hang on to it himself.

moral: you should have kept it yourself.

Last thing I found was a used plaster. hows that for luck?

asdf
01-17-2006, 02:25 PM
Recently I was walking to a friends house, thinking about how low on money I am, and how I should really cut down on spending, and at that moment, I saw two dollars. Looked around the area some more and found 7 more together. Walked away very happily.

Mexican Bandito
01-17-2006, 02:26 PM
I never find anything apart from crap :(

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 02:26 PM
Any money that I find is usually money that I misplaced somewhere.

kamiccollo
01-17-2006, 02:27 PM
I never find anything apart from crap :(


I hope you didnt try to pick it up!

Mexican Bandito
01-17-2006, 02:28 PM
I hope you didnt try to pick it up!
I did :upset:
It just looked like a cool brown rock...

kieranmark
01-17-2006, 02:29 PM
I hope you didnt try to pick it up!

Haha I acctually did that one time! I went for a snowball and little did I know.....

Mexican Bandito
01-17-2006, 02:31 PM
Haha I acctually did that one time! I went for a snowball and little did I know.....
hahaha :lol:
Did you throw it at someone?
I can just imagine their face when a big turd comes flying throught the air towards them! haha

kieranmark
01-17-2006, 02:32 PM
hahaha :lol:
Did you throw it at someone?
I can just imagine their face when a big turd comes flying throught the air towards them! haha

Na I was quite young at the time. I was like "what the hell, brown snow... :confused: ", I think I was quite dissappointed to say the least

kamiccollo
01-17-2006, 02:33 PM
haha i can picture it!
'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo'

Imagine walking home with your hand covered in crap , the shame!
:lol:

Rusty Metal Head
01-17-2006, 02:34 PM
I grabbed a load of snow and poured sunny D on it to make it look like "yellow snow". I showed my friend and said "watch this" and ate it saying "hmmmm".

He looked more disgusted when I told him it was Sunny D...

EverytimeIBodom
01-17-2006, 02:35 PM
Ooooh 7 bucks.


What a boring thread.

Interstate
01-17-2006, 02:36 PM
I work with large amounts of money all day long, I kind of get sick of it after a while.

I don't usually find money lying around.

Strum
01-17-2006, 02:48 PM
i bet you look lovely with that purse too

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 02:51 PM
i bet you look lovely with that purse too

I think he wants it to be called a "European handbag"

(LOKI)
01-17-2006, 03:24 PM
today me and a friend found a 3/4 full bottle of Irn Bru, it was tasety

Mexican Bandito
01-17-2006, 03:26 PM
today me and a friend found a 3/4 full bottle of Irn Bru, it was tasety
You drank it?! :eek:

Blunteh
01-17-2006, 03:27 PM
I would have :cool:

EverytimeIBodom
01-17-2006, 03:28 PM
Me too.

Aryeth
01-17-2006, 03:32 PM
Once a guy knocked over my popcorn at a movie theatre and he gave me $10

HoefNugz
01-17-2006, 03:32 PM
I keep losing money


Mostly to hookers

MPA = Communism
01-17-2006, 03:48 PM
I keep losing money


Mostly to hookers

I know, right?

AIRIC
01-17-2006, 03:50 PM
I found $55 in a gym locker room at this fancy hotel, and my 2 cousins and I spent every dollar on expensive ice cream.

Hollywood Rose
01-17-2006, 04:41 PM
I always lose money.