Note to self: Guitar Picks are very flammable

[HNLzero]

Discuss playing with fire/firecrackers and aftermaths.

[Chrysler]

Yeah, someone blew up a firecracker in my neighbours back garden and i got burnt.

[Mexican Bandito]

Deodorant cans + fire = boom :(

[Wanker]

Don't light polypropelene rope on fire unless you're sober and in good light.

[HoefNugz]

powdered coffee creamer suspended in air is highly flammable

[HNLzero]

powdered coffee creamer suspended in air is highly flammable
Imagine if you fed that to a fan.

[Mad Malik]

How could you catch a pick on fire? They're so small.

[CarnageFairy]

On the first day of last summer vacation my friend set off a model rocket engine in the food court of the mall. It struck the shoe of a large and angry black man. After successfully evading the authorities and the black man and his friends, a rocket somehow went off in his pocket, burning his leg quite badly. He spent almost a week in the hospital and several weeks afterwards recuperating.

But the thing that made it all worthwhile: afterwards my friends heard the black guys talking amongst themselves.

"Yo man, did you catch that white kid?"
"Naw man, he was fast as hell."

[Mad Malik]

THAT WAS ME BITCH!!!!!!!

Somehow I have to get through the internet!

Wow. Cool story.

[sweboy]

Don't put gasoline in your hair and light it. Seriously, it would be stupid.

[HoefNugz]

Don't put gasoline in your hair and light it. Seriously, it would be stupid.

Really?

/puts down can of gas and goes to the sink to rinse out.

[Hep Kat]

I once gave a chimpanzee matches and dynamite.

The results were hilarious.

[Wanker]

Remember kids, to make napalm all you need is:

gasoline
a nalgene bottle (or something else that gasoline won't corrode)
about 200-300 or so styrofoam cups

--pour the gasoline in the nalgene bottle and insert the cups into the gasoline one-by-one. And ta-da, you have napalm.

[HoefNugz]

I swallowed a lit match and farted myself to the moon

[Tillius]

I got shot in the eye with one of those missile-type fireworks.

[RustedPieces]

I swallowed a lit match and farted myself to the moon
Hilarious.

[Gore Obsessed]

Bottle rocket wars rule.

[MattyBlade]

I always burn/melt my guitar pics...and they aren't actually very flammable. Atleast, the ones I use anyways.

[Junooni]

I saw fireworks on July 4.

[Timmi]

Remember kids, to make napalm all you need is:

gasoline
a nalgene bottle (or something else that gasoline won't corrode)
about 200-300 or so styrofoam cups

--pour the gasoline in the nalgene bottle and insert the cups into the gasoline one-by-one. And ta-da, you have napalm.

you also need benzene for the original recipe, about the same mass as the gas

[Wanker]

you also need benzene for the original recipe, about the same mass as the gas

It works fine without it.

Trust me.

[HNLzero]

So what's the consistency of napalm when ready but not lit?

[Ephemeral]

Guitar picks are extremely flamible. I had broken one, so I decided I would melt it down, and re mold it. So, I put the lighter to it and my hand burst into flames. :upset:

[Homicidal_Klown V2.0]

Some guitar picks catch fire very easily.

/plays with fire

[Junooni]

Are you talking about the Fender Heavy's? Got one of those in my hand right now..

[Timmi]

It works fine without it.

Trust me.
thats just the recipe Uncle Sam used back in ´nam days. i know yours works i was bored, too

[Mad Malik]

This is confusing. Picks? Fires.

[Mauled By Jesus]

So what should the ratio of gasoline:styrofoam be?

[Homicidal_Klown V2.0]

So what should the ratio of gasoline:styrofoam be?
Use paper mache but use petrol instead of water.

[I Am a Hat]

Discuss playing with fire/firecrackers and aftermaths.
did you really write a note to yourself because that would be really efficient






i bet you have a filing cabinet. i'm just getting that vibe

[Jonny]

After successfully evading the authorities and the black man and his friends, a rocket somehow went off in his pocket, burning his leg quite badly. He spent almost a week in the hospital and several weeks afterwards recuperating.

''Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket...''

[Special Brew]

I used to melt mine all the time. I'm a pyro though.

[adrianman]

my friend shoved a firecracker up his ***. you might be thinking what a dumbass

[WetNoodle]

my friend shoved a firecracker up his ***. you might be thinking what a dumbass


How did you know? :eek:

[The Fonz]

roman candle fights are always fun


unless you hold them the wrong way :upset:


story: one time, me, my friend, and my friends sisters boyfriend, were shooting off bottle rockets in precarious position, i.e, in the holes in stop sign poles, fences etc. and one hit our neigbors window, funny stuff.

[Loser]

I blew up a pen yesterday.

[Jonny]

How did you know? :eek:
Firecracker is adrianman's nickname for his penis.


And when he said ''dumbass'', he meant ''numbass''.

[WetNoodle]

Firecracker is adrianman's nickname for his penis.


And when he said ''dumbass'', he meant ''numbass''.


Makes sense to me.

[Guitarfreak]

http://www.spudfiles.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=435Ƴ

All you need to know about building a q-tip cannon:thumb:
lots of fun to use!

[Wanker]

So what should the ratio of gasoline:styrofoam be?

Just keep adding styrofoam until the entire substance is goopy.

It should look and feel kinda like watered-down frosting.

[zeusalmightyfootlord_amen]

My dog jumped on a fire cone thing and cought on fire once. He rolled in the snow and was ok. but it made him smell bad.

[Electronado]

My cat puts fires out

[King B]

My friend pooped on this girls doorstep one time. Then he put a firecracker in it like a birthday cake candle. It made a sweet spackle all over the door.

[Teh Secksi]

K.

One for ya. Get some gasoline, and an empty milk jug, pour a little bit of gasoline in the jug. Put the cap back on and shake the hell out of the jug, hold onto the cap so it doesnt spray everywhere. Lay the bottle on its side, and remove the cap. Use a bbq lighter, the long tipped ones, and light the lighter by the opening, the fumes will ignite, and the jug will shoot like a rocket.

[Ephemeral]

If you boil picks in coke, they taste like coke.

0_o

[Teh Secksi]

If you boil picks in coke, they taste like coke.

0_o
Awesome, I chew on my picks all the time, this is a revolution.

[Yield]

I was out skatin with my friends and all of a sudden this bang came out from a tree. Everyone thought we were gettin shot at until we found out that it was just a bunch of firecrackers. It took ten times for us to realize that none of us were gonna die. I almost stepped on the first one though, but it wouldn't have really done nothing.

[Electronado]

Maybe he means like when you're at a guitar race track where guitarists like to go to show their awesome fretboard agility and special techniques. It's hidden to regular people so basically most musicians don't have any idea that there actually is a place where speed matters. I would hate to be an anonymous member of a forum and not know about the guitar race tracks. I would be very confused and curious, because of this I would start many Arguments about speed and emotion. Because as you all know emotions are totally vital and pure outside of the guitarist racetrack.
What I mean is, maybe he was saying that the tickets that you get when you place bets on guitarists (at the guitarist tracks) are flammable, you know.. like paper/kindling. Like horse picks, "I picked dangerous Dashin Dora" except guitarist picks. You know, from the thread title.
Heh, it's cool how the tracks have like these lengthy fences enclosing the inside. It kind of reminds me of the guitar fretboard. I think that must have been an important design point made when they pitched the design of the track, very nice subliminal architecture.

[King B]

hey! your right!

[the pie.]

i'll make a video of these awesome things.

[insertnamehere]

Friend thought light burn marks on his bass neck would look "cool".

Friend didn't think to take strings off the bass first, or what happens when they're heated up.

Friend is a moron.

[Turtle Soup]

I like fire

/pyro

[Kami_kam_guitar_girl]

A few years ago, I had this nailpolish-remover that was in a gell form. I don't know if they sell it anymore, but my brother wrote his name in the driveway with it and lit it on fire. I don't remember if it worked or not...

Ernie Ball M picks are like a torch. They put themselves out pretty quick though... only tried it once. You can get Ernie Ball picks in those baggies... so I plan to do that some day....

[Homicidal_Klown V2.0]

A few years ago, I had this nailpolish-remover that was in a gell form. I don't know if they sell it anymore, but my brother wrote his name in the driveway with it and lit it on fire. I don't remember if it worked or not...

Ernie Ball M picks are like a torch. They put themselves out pretty quick though... only tried it once. You can get Ernie Ball picks in those baggies... so I plan to do that some day....
Try extiguishing them with your eyeballs.

[gillygan]

Me and my friends played with to many fireworks and the cops came.



Scariest **** ever.





And yes guitar picks burn away in like 0.5 seconds.

[EverytimeIBodom]

Deodorant cans + fire = boom :(
I tried that, but it never blew...

[Homicidal_Klown V2.0]

I tried that, but it never blew...
Get a fire going and have it nice and hot, then get one of those big hairspray cans (new) and stab it into the middle of the fire, with the top down into the hot ash/embers so that it stands upright, then run. Fast.

[pendrightheloved1]

My friends set fire to a can off hairspray and threw it down this storm drain. You could see the air moving when it exploded, in a big wave out the tunnel

[EverytimeIBodom]

Get a fire going and have it nice and hot, then get one of those big hairspray cans (new) and stab it into the middle of the fire, with the top down into the hot ash/embers so that it stands upright, then run. Fast.
Oh, you have to stab it. Ooooohh.

EDIT: Wait what, I did that. Even took the easy spray end off.

[Dinosawesome]

Flammable cans are pretty flammable. You wouldn't think it- but it turns out they weren't lying afterall.

[got tool?]

My neighbor was lighting some stuff on fire on this old tree stump that is technically public land, and there was a small explosion. This woman who was new to the neighborhood considered it her property and called the cops. My friend takes off.

My friend nervously asks me to see if the fire is out and if there is anyone out there. I foolishly go. I ride my bike over and this cop car drives up and almost smashes into me. The cop rolls down the window and asks me if i've been setting fires around here. The woman looks at me and tells the cop that it wasnt me. Three more cop cars pull up. And they start investigating the place.

So i calmly ride my bike for a hundred yards then pedal like a fucking lunatic back to my house where my friend is waiting. I tell him to get is ass inside. :angry:

[faelun]

some of you guys have way to much spare time

[Aakon_Keetreh]

i blew my fingernail off before, i was drunk so i didnt feel anything, i thought it was AWSOME

[slaughteredfirst]

I hit my friend in the crotch with a roman candle.

Was priceless.

[Teh Secksi]

I made one of those mini-spud guns about an hour or two ago, awsome.

[the_green_bastard]

I got cheated on and dumped and cheered myself up by having some shots with my buddies and playing with fire. We busted out the Lysol and lit ourselves, and threw flaming Lysol-covered chocolates.

[gillygan]

some of you guys have way to much spare time


seriously.



I like fire and fireworks but i dont say that because whenever i hear someone say that it makes me want to shoot them.



I guess if you light oust it makes blue flame. It works even when on the gorund.

[mcmurray]

Black Cat firecrackers thrown in sewer openings are loud as hell.

[lfantwister]

On the 4th of July i was playing with fireworks and my leg caught on fire somehow but I didnt feel it cause i drank too much until my friend told me. i have a burn mark on my leg now and a large hole inconveniently placed in my jeans

[Teh Secksi]

Firework fights.
:)

[Chaos Theory]

I stuck a firecracker in my bum after eating a bean burrito ..... The following day, after I woke up, there were reporters, cameras, microphones, and the whole nine lined up to talk to me about my setting the new world record for being the fasted moving object known to man.


:smoke:

[Junooni]

I stuck a firecracker in my bum after eating a bean burrito ..... The following day, after I woke up, there were reporters, cameras, microphones, and the whole nine lined up to talk to me about my setting the new world record for being the fasted moving object known to man.


:smoke:

:smash:

[Chaos Theory]

.....:smash:
:smash:

[Scoot]

Inflammable means flammable?

:confused:

[Chaos Theory]

yes

whereas Unflammable does not exist.

[Sexy Action Man(SAM)]

Light a whole brick of firecrackers, throw it in a tire, and roll it down a hill. I did it on my street, and it woke everyone up, except that people that were awake because they were already up, but not dead people, because they're dead silly.

[Aus_rock_god]

So what should the ratio of gasoline:styrofoam be?

Depends on what you want it to do.

Less polystyrine = bigger flames

More polystyrine = stickyer, burns longer.

[Congratulations]

Potato cannon + loose ignitor chamber = bad.

[Leukeh]

Fire is fun. My friends and I used to blow up deorderant cans in a bin after school on Wednesdays (we get off early due to sport). We'd chuck a few cans in, some twigs & sticks etc, light it and watch from a distance.

This one time, the fire went out, and one of my friends went to check on it. He was looking into the bin when the can exploded. Turns out the fire wasn't out after all.

His ears were ringing for a few hours, but aside from that, he was fine. Luckily the can didn't shoot up out of the bin like it did some of the previous times.

[_HiGhVoLtAgE_]

i put a fire cracker in my shoe and lit it

[kieranmark]

It's awesome when you light those magnesium pencil sharpeners and they have the brightest flame ever

[FunkyMunky]

lol my friend threw a firecracker in a portapotty with his dad in it LOL

lol and didnt know it was him he got in so much trouble LOL

lol LOL

[Bajs]

well. Firecrackers are illegal in sweden. Or well, not all kinds. But you know, the fun kind.


But, who the **** needs firecrackers when you can shred as Michael angelo?

[CarnageFairy]

well. Firecrackers are illegal in sweden. Or well, not all kinds. But you know, the fun kind.


But, who the **** needs firecrackers when you can shred as Michael angelo?

Good fireworks are illegal in most states, too. Doesn't stop people from getting them.

[Bajs]

Good fireworks are illegal in most states, too. Doesn't stop people from getting them.




ok. I know guys who bought loads and loads of firecrackers the week before it got ilegal. However, bought firecrackers suck. Homemade is teh shiet!


Homemade>Bought

Its kind of the same thing with alcohol. Homemade alcohol is much better,.