Pre-Meditated Rape

[Soul_Power5150]

Ok it seems we are getting off topic so i've changed the thread name...

so...lets all talk about raping eachother... POST! :rolleyes:

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Who meditates on rape?

[Chrysler]

I nearly got arrested for climbing a tree.

[Paranoidd]

some people get off on being raped

i know a few people who've been to jail, mostly for drug or violence charges

[Soul_Power5150]

Who meditates on rape?

Mr. X

[Soul_Power5150]

some people get off on being raped
apparently not this grade 9 girl..

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I nearly got arrested for climbing a tree.
I used to arrest trees for transcendental meditation.

[MattFromCanada]

I had no idea such crimes existed. That's the last time I threaten some random person on the internet with rape....for a while anyways...

[purplefeet]

My friend got arrested for beating up some kid with a tire iron.

My other friend got arrested for beating the crap out of this girl when they were dating. He threw her down a flight of stairs and doctors said she probably wouldnt be able to have kids because of it.

Many of my friends have been arrested on various drug charges.

This other guy I knew got arrested for trying to kill his best friend. Really sketchy story.

[Perroquet Magique]

When I was 12 I knew someone my age who'd spent the night in a police cell for trying to wreck a police van.

My band and I nearly got arrested for practicing too long...

[Paranoidd]

My friend got arrested for beating up some kid with a tire iron.

i keep one of those behind my seat in my truck :(

[Jharaski]

Maybe he was drunk and just talking stupid. Was his typing all jumbled?

[Soul_Power5150]

My friend got arrested for beating up some kid with a tire iron.

My other friend got arrested for beating the crap out of this girl when they were dating. He threw her down a flight of stairs and doctors said she probably wouldnt be able to have kids because of it.

Many of my friends have been arrested on various drug charges.

This other guy I knew got arrested for trying to kill his best friend. Really sketchy story.

you seem to be hanging around with a bad crowd..

[Soul_Power5150]

Maybe he was drunk and just talking stupid. Was his typing all jumbled?

umm i doubt it or he would have been charged for underaged drinking as well..

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:8XkAjbyV7RmjWM:http://www.galiclubing.com/webs/homer.jpg

What a fiend

[Soul_Power5150]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:8XkAjbyV7RmjWM:http://www.galiclubing.com/webs/homer.jpg

What a fiend

No, not that "Mr X"

[MattFromCanada]

i keep one of those behind my seat in my truck :(

Isn't that for intimidating large black women who are horrible drivers?

[asdf]

Discuss friends or people you know that have been arrested!
Some kid at my school got arrested for stealing a safe with 5,000 dollars in it from the school. He was friends with everyone at the school, and pretty close with my brother, and dating one of my friends. Until he recently got shipped off to another country to help him out, he'd spend his time drunk off his *** every night since the arrest.

Oh, and there was the time me and a friend of mine and her boyfriend got arrested... :/

[Paranoidd]

Isn't that for intimidating large black women who are horrible drivers?

im more worried about asians who are horrible drivers

[MattFromCanada]

im more worried about asians who are horrible drivers

O rry?

[Soul_Power5150]

im more worried about old female asians who are horrible drivers
edited...

[purplefeet]

you seem to be hanging around with a bad crowd..


I use to. I only see those people on occassion now.

I thought of another one. My friend Mike (who I ran into on New Years) is now on probation for assaulting a cop.

Man, some of my friends are losers.

[Mexican Bandito]

:-/

None of my friends have been arrested.
A guy at school was charged for GBH though.

[Samuel]

Hahaha, my stupid ass uncle got arrested for trying to fight a cop, when he was walking home drunk.

[MattFromCanada]

This one time I got charged with........nothing because I'm 2 cool 2 be caught. Also, I'm faster then my friends.

[telemore]

TS: Is this "Mr. X" fellow just a pseudonym for you?

Did you get arrested for pre meditated rape?

[Soul_Power5150]

This one time I got charged with........nothing because I'm 2 cool 2 be caught. Also, I'm faster then my friends.

don't jinx it..

[Soul_Power5150]

TS: Is this "Mr. X" fellow just a pseudonym for you?

Did you get arrested for pre meditated rape?

you got me....... how did you know? :rolleyes:

[MattFromCanada]

don't jinx it..
Meh, I know I'm gonna end up in jail sooner or later. I seem to do alot of stupid things whilst being drunk.

[Paranoidd]

i could have definitely gone to jail if i had been caught doing some of the things i've done

[Soul_Power5150]

I seem to do alot of stupid things whilst being drunk.

I think it's pretty impossible for anyone to do something smart whilst being drunk...

[Iscariot]

i could have definitely gone to jail if i had been caught doing some of the things i've done

I could go to jail just for feeling up my girlfriend since she's 17. :(

On a side note, I've been to jail..

For sticking it to the man. :cool:

[Soul_Power5150]

i could have definitely gone to jail if i had been caught doing some of the things i've done

such as..

[Paranoidd]

I could go to jail just for feeling up my girlfriend since she's 17. :(

On a side note, I've been to jail..

For sticking it to the man. :cool:

i'm always the sober (well, stoned, but not drunk) guy who keeps my hammered friends from going to jail

[asdf]

My mom got arrested for kicking in our neighbor's alluminum door.

"malicious distruction of property under 100 dollars"

[Iscariot]

My mom got arrested for kicking in our neighbor's alluminum door.

"malicious distruction of property under 100 dollars"

More like, "Assault by a hippy in the first degree".

[MattFromCanada]

I could go to jail just for feeling up my girlfriend since she's 17. :(

On a side note, I've been to jail..

For sticking it to the man. :cool:

If you came to canada, she would have been legal 3 years ago.

[telemore]

you got me....... how did you know? :rolleyes:
Nice post count.

:p

[Soul_Power5150]

"malicious distruction of property under 100 dollars"

haha, that sounds so bad until you read the "under 100 dollars" part...

[Soul_Power5150]

Nice post count.

:p

4:20 Woot! :smoke:

[Iscariot]

If you came to canada, she would have been legal 3 years ago.

Canada - Where the peados go.

[Paranoidd]

such as..

I've driven ridiculously far over the speed limit. Enough to go to jail. I drive on a regular basis while I'm stoned (note, I drive perfectly fine), which is still technically impaired driving (like a DUI). I've followed someone for half an hour on the highway, and slowed down in front of them to half the speed limit (50 km/h) which is probably reckless endangerment, dangerous driving, etc, etc. They had it coming, though. I've sold drugs. I've driven under the influence of alcohol. I've stolen things from stores. I've probably hacked every large pr0n site on the internet.

That is most of them.

Only thing I don't do is violence.

[asdf]

haha, that sounds so bad until you read the "under 100 dollars" part...
Yeah, it was stupid. My dad fixed the allready broken door, but my mom still went to jail for a day, and was told by the judge to stay away from those neighbors.

All because those neighbor's dog was threatening her.

[MattFromCanada]

I've driven ridiculously far over the speed limit. Enough to go to jail. I drive on a regular basis while I'm stoned (note, I drive perfectly fine), which is still technically impaired driving (like a DUI).


It's really to bad they have NO WAY of judging that.

[Soul_Power5150]

Only thing I don't do is violence.

yea, violence is immoral and wrong! :thumb:

All because those neighbor's dog was threatening her.

she should have kicked the dog then..

[Paranoidd]

It's really to bad they have NO WAY of judging that.

Well they have field sobriety tests for dope. They can swab your mouth and know right away if you've been smoking. As far as I know they just haven't been implemented fully.

[Paranoidd]

yea, violence is immoral and wrong! :thumb:

that, and im afraid i'll hurt someone really bad or vice versa. i haven't been in a fight in years.

[Samuel]

My friend was arrested last night for open container and Minor in posession of alcohol.
That sucks.

Here you can lose your driver's liscence just for posessing alchohol, even away from a car, or registering a BAC over .02. You get pulled over after taking some cold medicine, you can lose your liscence. You have a beer in your own home, that your parent's bought you and allowed you to drink, you can lose your liscence. Fucking ridiculous laws.

[Paranoidd]

also i carry a half bottle of wine in my truck all the time

[man_with_bass]

http://www.sasame.co.jp/bouz/gurume-4-sozai/mr-x-taberu.jpg


is this ur frend?

[Soul_Power5150]

You have a beer in your own home, that your parent's bought you and allowed you to drink, you can lose your liscence. Fucking ridiculous laws.

that last one is ridiculous! :mad:

[asdf]

she should have kicked the dog then..
She'd probably love to, but she doesn't hurt animals, despite a hatred for mean/dumb dogs and cats in general. She was just trying to get the neighbor's attention, and the door broke.

[Samuel]

that last one is ridiculous! :mad:
Indeed.

[Soul_Power5150]

http://www.sasame.co.jp/bouz/gurume-4-sozai/mr-x-taberu.jpg


is this ur frend?

no, but good guess..

[Soul_Power5150]

i knew a guy that i gigged with sometime thats been arrested for domestic abuse a lot :-/

neat-o!

[Relmar]

thats so interesting

/plays battlefield

[Paranoidd]

/plays battlefront 2

[purplefeet]

:lol: I thought of a couple more.

My friend was arrested for trying to steal a payphone. He wanted the quarters.

Another friend of mine (payphone's brother) got arrested for stealing. He stole everything. It was really crazy because this guy could steal a box of monopoly from a store -- he only had one arm.

[Soul_Power5150]

:lol: I thought of a couple more.

My friend was arrested for trying to steal a payphone. He wanted the quarters.

Another friend of mine (payphone's brother) got arrested for stealing. He stole everything. It was really crazy because this guy could steal a box of monopoly from a store -- he only had one arm.

Damn, those two brothers are going places! :rolleyes:

[purplefeet]

Damn, those two brothers are going places! :rolleyes:

Yah..it was bad for a while. They have cleaned up though, well at least one of them has. These both were during the times of their drug phases.

[Soul_Power5150]

Oh, i have something to add to the story...

Mr. X has a 1 km restraining order from my highschool (his old highschool, he got expelled) and his Dad's house is less than 1 km away from the school, so now he can't legally go to his Dad's house..

[Lord Abortion]

A couple of guys I know from work got sacked and spent a night in the cells for Shoplifting (work at a supermarket) JD.
They got a Caution, it's wierd, they're good guys, not the sort of people I would expect to do that.
They found a way around the tills, so they would put JD in wine boxes, and put it through as cheap wine.
It was cool while it lasted...

[Jude]

Oh, i have something to add to the story...

Mr. X has a 1 km restraining order from my highschool (his old highschool, he got expelled) and his Dad's house is less than 1 km away from the school, so now he can't legally go to his Dad's house..
Owned.

How could it be "pre-meditated rape" if he didn't actually commit rape? Isn't that like, thinking about killing someone would make you guilty of first-degree murder?

[Iscariot]

At my skewl, they had a lockdown because someone posted in one of their blogs on Myspace that they were gonna come to school with a gun. He got suspended for 2 weeks.

uh, wtf?

Since you've threatened to kill everyone here, we're going to give you a two-week vacation to really think about this. Let us know what your decision is when you come back. :)

[smart blockhead]

some people get off on being raped
If they get off on it, it's not rape.

[ProSeries]

I dunno, isn't 16 too young for jail?

[Light Fantastic]

It's like that movie with Tom Cruise you know.

[ProSeries]

Havent seen you around in awhile.

Oh hey. Yeah, I had a winter break from university. So I had a nice vacation. Never touched a computer.

[Mad Malik]

i meditat on rape after its done

[Light Fantastic]

war of the worlds?
urong

[The pet beaver on bass]

harassment I could seebut pre-meditated rape? :confused:

arresting for a crime that could be committed? 1984 anybody?

[MattyBlade]

n e one up for some mediating rape?

[ProSeries]

only nerds dont go on the internet

If you say so..

[MattyBlade]

asl

20/yes/wherever you want me.

[Mad Malik]

asl hot/awesome/sexy

[MattyBlade]

2/f/ny

2/friendly/noyou?

[ProSeries]

20/yes/wherever you want me.

Cyber rape?

[Iscariot]

Hey Madey I'm gonna rape you.

[Mad Malik]

ima rape a rapist

[MattyBlade]

UR NOT MAKING ANY CENTS


You know how i do bebe. now what's say you to some mediates?

[ProSeries]

Hey Madey I'm gonna rape you.

She'll probably end up raping you..

[Classics_of_Love]

Owned.

How could it be "pre-meditated rape" if he didn't actually commit rape? Isn't that like, thinking about killing someone would make you guilty of first-degree murder?
If they can prove you had planned it and had intent to do it, then the sentence is the same for actually committing murder.

[The pet beaver on bass]

She'll probably end up raping you..

can't rape the willing

[MattyBlade]

I'm being e-gang-pre-mediated-raped

oh noes! I'm sorry about all the damage done to your e-box.

[Mad Malik]

I'm being e-gang-pre-mediated-raped
omg

you're right

and you know what
im gonna think about it after i do it and then its post-mediatedede

[Iscariot]

dont do it. YOu wont like it

but its a hole

[Light Fantastic]

can't rape the willing
You can if they're like nine.

[Iscariot]

ur a hole

That's it. Up periscope!

[ProSeries]

can't rape the willing

T'was planned.

[Jadeybeta]

I tell people I'll rape them all the time.

[Muse_]

I tell people I'll rape them all the time.

I rape people all the time.

[Mad Malik]

It's only if parents catch you.


If parents knew everything about the world they'd explode.

[MattyBlade]

I rape people all the time.
:lol: OH NOES!

[Jadeybeta]

I rape people all the time.

We could form a team.

[speak no evil]

people *makin' babies

*rapin'

[black guy]

you people make me sick rape is not something to be joked about it is a serious artform.

[Dinosawesome]

I was pulled over by cops for crossing a busy road. They told me not to do it again and I was like "wtf?" and then they told me not to be smart ass or i'll get myself in more trouble than I already am.

[Billy!]

This one time I got charged with........nothing because I'm 2 cool 2 be caught. Also, I'm faster then my friends.

most of my friends and myself are on the cross country and track team so no cops ever catch us mwahahaha:smoke:

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

Once I got sent to jail for murdering a stupid n00b (back when you were allowed to be mean to n00bs here :)). I escaped by gnawing through the handcuffs, and now I'm back for revenge :cool:.

[Jadeybeta]

Once I got sent to jail for murdering a stupid n00b (back when you were allowed to be mean to n00bs here :)). I escaped by gnawing through the handcuffs, and now I'm back for revenge :cool:.

da-na-na-na-na


bad to da booooone

[Dinosawesome]

da-na-na-na-na


bad to da booooone
i rape u

[Jadeybeta]

i rape u

i luff it

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

i rape u

You touch her, and I'll be on your arse like Jackie Chan on a spring roll.

[Dinosawesome]

i luff it
o snap

[Jadeybeta]

You touch her, and I'll be on your arse like Jackie Chan on a spring roll.

:cockblocked:

[Muse_]

We could form a team.

We are the Mx Girls rape crew.

Back off you creeps, or we'll ream your asses.

[MattyBlade]

We are the Mx Girls rape crew.

Back off you creeps, or we'll ream your asses.

o RLY?! :naughty: <-- for emphasis of sexual innuendo.

[Jadeybeta]

We are the Mx Girls rape crew.

Back off you creeps, or we'll ream your asses.

Next nooblet to post gets a cucumber in the arse.

[MattyBlade]

:wears a slightly revealing pair of assless chaps:

[Mad Malik]

:wears a slightly revealing pair of assless chaps:
o rlyrlyrly?

[black guy]

posting

[Jadeybeta]

o rlyrlyrly?

DING DING DING we have a winner

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

:cockblocked:

takes more than an emoticon to block my cock, babe.

[Muse_]

Next nooblet to post gets a cucumber in the arse.

Lubeless.

Oh yes you all better be scared. MattyBlade is our first casualty.

/violent rape.

[Mad Malik]

DING DING DING we have a winner
althoug i will rquire some teasing to open up

[MattyBlade]

You better listen to these girls :upset: I thought it would be fun...but they've turned me into the next goatse

[EverytimeIBodom]

My friend got arrested for vandalism. He was tagging on the highway. THE HIGHWAY.

[Jadeybeta]

althoug i will rquire some teasing to open up

This is rape, not anal frolicking. I shall enjoy your virgin tightness.

[Iscariot]

I want to get raped by Jadey and Cait. :(

[Jadeybeta]

My friend got arrested for vandalism. He was tagging on the highway. THE HIGHWAY.

Someone's gotta do it.

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

I want to get raped by Jadey and Cait. :(

That's what most people think, until they look at their belly buttons and see a bruise forming.

[Jadeybeta]

I want to get raped by Jadey and Cait. :(

With pleasure.

http://pix.mikeash.com/albums/our_life/P6220001.sized.jpg

Mae here demonstrates my favourite model. Will this be satisfactory?

[Iscariot]

With pleasure.

http://pix.mikeash.com/albums/our_life/P6220001.sized.jpg

Mae here demonstrates my favourite model. Will this be satisfactory?

Let her rip.

How ironic that I should use that word. Rip.

>_>

[Mad Malik]

With pleasure.

http://pix.mikeash.com/albums/our_life/P6220001.sized.jpg

Mae here demonstrates my favourite model. Will this be satisfactory?will that reach far enough in for me to be able to take a bite if i become dehydrated?

[EverytimeIBodom]

I've seen bigger.

[Muse_]

With pleasure.

http://pix.mikeash.com/albums/our_life/P6220001.sized.jpg

Mae here demonstrates my favourite model. Will this be satisfactory?
She's also working on some genetically enhanced models.

We're looking at a 5" diameter soon. Mae is such a great business contact.

[Jadeybeta]

Let her rip.

How ironic that I should use that word. Rip.

>_>

I like to think the action is so brutal that the tear is actually quite clean. It should heal up in a few months, depending on the extent of the damage.



...



Well, I hope you're not planning on sitting down for a year.

[EverytimeIBodom]

Sleep standing up, like the rest of us.

[Iscariot]

I like to think the action is so brutal that the tear is actually quite clean. It should heal up in a few months, depending on the extent of the damage.



...



Well, I hope you're not planning on sitting down for a year.

I'll try anything once. :cool:

[Muse_]

Ever run backwards through a cornfield?

Cornfields aint got nothin on us.

[tele_more]

Whoa. :lol:

[Iscariot]

Ever run backwards through a cornfield?

Cornfields aint got nothin on us.

I passed an army physical fitness exam. I took an old doctor's hand up the rectum, so I think I can take what you two are dishing out.

[tele_more]

I passed an army physical fitness exam. I took an old doctor's hand up the rectum, so I think I can take what you two are dishing out.
You can take two? :bows:

[Iscariot]

You can take two? :bows:

Whatever gets them off. Once they're good and ready I plan to take full advantage of them. :cool:

[tele_more]

Whatever gets them off. Once they're good and ready I plan to take full advantage of them. :cool:
That's the American spirit! :h5:

[Mad Malik]

my ass is inverse

u r all in it

[Muse_]

I passed an army physical fitness exam. I took an old doctor's hand up the rectum, so I think I can take what you two are dishing out.

Was the doctor holding a pineapple at the time?


Didn't think so.

[shredmasta666]

you can always rely on a differed disposion... =\

[EverytimeIBodom]

Isn't the pineapple mandatory? Thats what they told me...

[Muse_]

Isn't the pineapple mandatory? Thats what they told me...

Comes standard with the full rectal reaming package, but if you are cheap and just get the half-treatment...you get a hairbrush.

[EverytimeIBodom]

Ah, thanks for clearing that one up.

[Jadeybeta]

If you take a pineapple from us both you win a prize. :)

[EverytimeIBodom]

What kind of prize? And are we talking regular pineapples? Or those chemically grown ones that are twice as big?

[tele_more]

The prize would be another pineapple.

[EverytimeIBodom]

I already have a vast array of them, so fuck that.

[Jadeybeta]

What kind of prize? And are we talking regular pineapples? Or those chemically grown ones that are twice as big?

Regular sized, but salted.

The prize is a secret.

[EverytimeIBodom]

Salted eh? Prize better be good.



/presents self

[Jadeybeta]

The prize was another raping ENJOY

[tele_more]

I think it might be enjoyable the second time. It wouldn't be as hard to adjust to the penetration.

[Paranoidd]

I want to get raped by Jadey and Cait. :(

it's not as much fun as you'd think

jadey just kinda lies there

[Led-ZeppelinII]

Was he joking or serious?

[MattyBlade]

Was he joking or serious?

hey dude, are you

PilEo fherp es ?

[EverytimeIBodom]

The prize was another raping ENJOY
Dude, THAT SUCKED.

[Jadeybeta]

it's not as much fun as you'd think

jadey just kinda lies there

this is just a special for rob

he pretends he doesnt like it but we all see him enjoying himself

[Paranoidd]

this is just a special for rob

he pretends he doesnt like it but we all see him enjoying himself

it was the best 45 seconds of your life

[Jadeybeta]

Dude, THAT SUCKED.

I happened to enjoy it. The blood was unexpected, but you're new to this.

[EverytimeIBodom]

no no, I meant it was nothing. Child's play.

[Jadeybeta]

it was the best 45 seconds of your life

if we include the foreplay of me falling over and you turning me over it brings us up to a full minute of pleasure

[Jadeybeta]

no no, I meant it was nothing. Child's play.

Well aren't we a little firecracker. Muse? Let's ride.

[Paranoidd]

if we include the foreplay of me falling over and you turning me over it brings us up to a full minute of pleasure

truth be told foreplay is awesome \m/

[EverytimeIBodom]

Well aren't we a little firecracker. Muse? Let's ride.
Do your worst.

[Soul_Power5150]

Wow, i'm surprised this hasnt been closed yet because the last few pages have been nothing but posts on Mx members raping eachother...

i should probably change the threads name to something else seeing how we arent even talking about the original topic anymore...

any suggestions?

[EverytimeIBodom]

Try and change it. We'll see if you can.

[Soul_Power5150]

Try and change it. We'll see if you can.

i can't but i can change my original post... and i did....

[EverytimeIBodom]

i can't but i can change my original post... and i did....
Alright then... we agree.

[TheCrimsonKing]

Who meditates on rape?


bad buddhists

[seanman99]

bad buddhists

Touché, naughty buddhists.

[Muse_]

Well aren't we a little firecracker. Muse? Let's ride.

Rear bombardment makes me tired.

But I'm sure I could go all night if I was inspired.