I nearly died last night

[Jon]

Alcohol poisoning, how did you guess?


Fun stuff, but I'm stopping drinking for a few weeks or months or more realistically, a few hours.


I have to stop modelling myself on Johnny Thunders :(

Ugh I'm so embarassed, I was puking and was passed out in my favourite pub and pretty much everyone I know was there.

:(

[Mexican Bandito]

Maybe you did die, and this is all just your idea of Heaven...

[ChodaBoy]

Maybe you did die, and this is all just your idea of Heaven...
Heaven really isnt that great then...

[Mexican Bandito]

Heaven really isnt that great then...
or Hell w/e :p

[Linkinbassist]

i think it is...clouds rock!

[Rusty Metal Head]

if this is heaven whats hell?

scratch that I dont want to know..

sad to hear that Jon..alcohol poisoning is a bitch.(or so Ive been told)

[funluvinhobo]

id be so dissapointed if MX was heaven

[incubliss]

I think you're really silly. You should tone it down, you're only what, 16? You've plenty of time left to ruin your liver, just live for a bit for now!

You can do so much damage at your age now. More so than later in life.

[Rusty Metal Head]

I think you're really silly. You should tone it down, you're only what, 16? You've plenty of time left to ruin your liver, just live for a bit for now!

You can do so much damage at your age now. More so than later in life.
I thought he was 19? yeah he does need to tone it down a little...glam rock lifestyle can kill ya.

[Untitled]

Maybe you did die, and this is all just your idea of Heaven...
I lived a whole life, and god idea of heaven is MX!?!?!

What a waste :(

[the pie.]

lol @ cancer

[Liberi Fatali]

Another intelligent decision in the life of Jon.

[Jev]

id be so dissapointed if MX was heaven
I wouldn't.

[Jon]

lol @ cancer
what

[Loser]

I thought I was having a heart attack last night but it turns out I wasn't.

[the pie.]

what


lol

[DaveTheAmazing 2.0]

I nearly died last night - Musician Forums - Funny Dreamings

[Raiven]

Oh Jon.

You won't be alive when our bands get a gig together.

[The End]

Know your limits, its easy

[Jon]

I do know my limits. I drink the same every week. Bottle of vodka on New Years Eve, bottle of JD last week. It never usually hits me, seriously I can feel sober as a...sober person after a bottle of spirits, so I guess I get complacent.

[Jonny]

Thank God you're ok Jon!! I was so worried about you!

[Echleon]

I think i'm going to wait 'till i'm 18 before I go on alcoholic rampages.

[Untitled]

I think i'm going to wait 'till i'm 18 before I go on alcoholic rampages.
Ive been doing that for a few weeks, months.

Ive drank a little alcohol, but not loads.

Only a week to go now though :D

[Arucard]

I got so drunk on New Years Eve that i fell down some stairs, was sick and then passed out at the bottom of those stairs.

I stopped drinking for the six hours i was unconcious, as soon as i awoke i cracked open another bottle of Carona, then proceeded to throw up.

So yah, drinking is bad kids.

[+3kk!]

i've never got that far, the most i get damn sleep and thats it

[Iscariot]

Alcohol poisoning sucks. The first party I went to, I drank 12 beers, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a fifth of homemade Russian vodka and I was downing a bottle of wine when I spontaneously started vomiting all over myself, turned white as a sheet and passed out. I was sick for three days afterwards.

[sketchyjoe]

Drinking is great in moderation. I only get trashed every couple of months or so.

I had alcohol poisoning once from drinking varying amounts of lager, cider, whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, sambuca and absinthe all in one night.

[Bat_Country]

I had a shot game with my freind Andy, we each drank a bottle of JD and ended up projectile vomiting everywhere. (including over eachother :()

[Jev]

I had a shot game with my freind Andy, we each drank a bottle of JD and ended up projectile vomiting everywhere. (including over eachother :()
:lol:
That sounds fantastic.

[Jon]

Alcohol poisoning sucks. The first party I went to, I drank 12 beers, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a fifth of homemade Russian vodka and I was downing a bottle of wine when I spontaneously started vomiting all over myself, turned white as a sheet and passed out. I was sick for three days afterwards.
How much is a fifth? And thinking about it how much is a 40?


Its not like I haven't puked or passed out before, but this is totally different. Because I shrug it off and say "meh, done worse before"; I can't say that about last night


BUT I HAVE TRACK MARKS JUNKIE CHIC HOW COOL AM I LOLZ

[Bat_Country]

*sigh*
Good times. We both went green aswell :cool:

[Loser]

Whenever I drink poison, I prepare to get poisoned by it.

[Untitled]

Whenever I drink poison, I prepare to get poisoned by it.
Figures.

[EverytimeIBodom]

Drinking is baad.

[MattFromCanada]

Alcohol poisoning, how did you guess?


Fun stuff, but I'm stopping drinking for a few weeks or months or more realistically, a few hours.


I have to stop modelling myself on Johnny Thunders :(

Ugh I'm so embarassed, I was puking and was passed out in my favourite pub and pretty much everyone I know was there.

:(

I drank a mickey of jack daniels, 2 beers and some mixed concoction drink which consisted of vodka, bourbon and scotch. I walked home drunk in the rain that night and remember nothing of that drunk adventure :amaze:

edit: Apparently, these two guys wanted to know where some street was and I was going to show them if they gave me a ride but they were all hesitant, took off and then I chased them down the street in a drunken confusion

[lak89]

you really should calm it all down, you've gone overboard with the alcohol, and you've plenty of years to live! save it all for that

[MattFromCanada]

you really should calm it all down, you've gone overboard with the alcohol, and you've plenty of years to live! save it all for that

word to that. Heavy drinking can cause weak bones, a condition almost similar to oesteoperosus(sp is way off prob) in elderly women.

[Lord Abortion]

Nice one, Jon, shows you had a good neet, eh?

[MPA = Communism]

Did you have your stomach pumped? That would suck.

[TheIrregulars]

look on the bright side. This could be the chance to get a cool new nickname.

[Hep Kat]

I just died in your arms toniiiiiiight

[Amit]

:jon:

:coke:

:closed:

[Jon]

Ugh no, wanna forget about it.

Ashtray boy was a decent nickname though (once was at a club, on the brink of passing out, there were no empty glasses, so I took an ashtray and put it near me. Incase I needed to puke. I passed out with my face in it =(. I'm pretty sure it was empty though).
Did you have your stomach pumped? That would suck.
Nope, puked a bit, apparently, so didn't needed it.

I had a drip though.

[Iscariot]

you really should calm it all down, you've gone overboard with the alcohol, and you've plenty of years to live! save it all for that

Only the good die young.

[Loser]

Only the good die young.

Yeah, like Keith Moon!

[Lord Abortion]

Only the good die young.
All the evil seem to live forever!

[Doop]

Yeah, like Keith Moon!
And Hitler

[Rusty Metal Head]

And Hitler

no,Hitler died a virgin..which is even funnier and explains ALOT.

[MPA = Communism]

no,Hitler died a virgin..which is even funnier and explains ALOT.

So that's why he was so angry..

[crazyman]

Alcohol poisoning, how did you guess?


Fun stuff, but I'm stopping drinking for a few weeks or months or more realistically, a few hours.


I have to stop modelling myself on Johnny Thunders :(

Ugh I'm so embarassed, I was puking and was passed out in my favourite pub and pretty much everyone I know was there.

:(

you're a write-off, what a loser

[Rusty Metal Head]

you're a write-off, what a loser

wow..two attention seekers flamed in 2 minutes. Wellcome back crazyman.

[crazyman]

yes been a while, but i'm really bored decided to make a trip back on

[crazyman]

how much did you drink?

i had a rough drinking night too

hey at least you still have both eyebrows intact

second cool guy to post in this thread, the first being the threadstarter of course

[MPA = Communism]

second cool guy to post in this thread, the first being the threadstarter of course

Man, I wish I was as cool as you. I hope I can be a produce worker like you someday.

[Jonny]

Did you have your stomach pumped? That would suck.
Pun intended? Cos that was rather good.

[crazyman]

Man, I wish I was as cool as you. I hope I can be a produce worker like you someday.

if you knew what i really did you'd know i probably make more than both your parents put together
but i wouldn't have brought it up had you not said anything

you don't know me, don't judge me by my profile

[Jon]

how much did you drink?
A bottle of vodka in around 5 minutes, on an empty stomach.

[crazyman]

wow hey a flamer thats so cool youre like really putting us in our place as attention whores


don't hate, participate

[MPA = Communism]

if you knew what i really did you'd know i probably make more than both your parents put together
but i wouldn't have brought it up had you not said anything

you don't know me, don't judge me by my profile

Last time I checked, prostitution didn't bring in that much money.

[The Musician]

hXc glam rockr

[Doop]

A bottle of vodka in around 5 minutes, on an empty stomach.
How is that even fun?

[crazyman]

Last time I checked, prostitution didn't bring in that much money.


last time i checked that sounds like something a 10 year old made up , but hey if it makes you laugh...

simple minded i guess

[MPA = Communism]

last time i checked that sounds like something a 10 year old made up , but hey if it makes you laugh...

simple minded i guess

You know a lot about 10 year old boys. Was it good for you too?

I didn't know that child molestation brought in money.

[Jon]

I dunno, the past two weekends I've had either a bottle of JD or a bottle of Vodka and been soberrrr so I guess I thought drinking it quicker would make it better.

[crazyman]

You know a lot about 10 year old boys. Was it good for you too?

:lol: is this guy for real

oh man, you're rough around the edges bro, i really hope you don't actually say that stuff thinking it's funny, 'cause honestly it's really lame man, i can't even insult you, it really wouldn't be fair

honestly man, just please stop, these are some bad jokes you're trying to make

[MPA = Communism]

:lol: is this guy for real

oh man, you're rough around the edges bro, i really hope you don't actually say that stuff thinking it's funny, 'cause honestly it's really lame man, i can't even insult you, it really wouldn't be fair

honestly man, just please stop, these are some bad jokes you're trying to make

The only joke is your belief that your post count makes up for your undersize penis.

[crazyman]

The only joke is your belief that your post count makes up for your undersize penis.

i'd really find it hard to believe if you're over 11 years old, honestly

[Jon]

350ml?

[Jon]

Oh cool, someone was spiking drinks, I guess that means I'm not a lightweight.

[Bad Blood]

The only joke is your belief that your post count makes up for your undersize penis.

Yeah, just stop there.

You really do suck.

[Jon]

GBH or Rohypnol or something I assume...How would I know? :downs:

[Brew]

So you got date-raped?

[Smile91]

be careful next time

[comptonassrobert]

The only joke is your belief that your post count makes up for your undersize penis.

Seriously, shut the fuck up, you aren't funny at all.

[Loser]

GBH

GHB.

[Jon]

Yeah but the crew of GBH on Robot Wars looked comical.


You guys don't understand the significance of finding out that it was spiked. Means...
a) I'm not a lightweight
b) I don't have to feel guilty or responsible for puking everywhere
c) I'm not a lightweight
d) I shouldn't be grounded
e) I'm not a lightweight

[Jonny]

Yeah but the crew of GBH on Robot Wars looked comical.


You guys don't understand the significance of finding out that it was spiked. Means...
a) I'm not a lightweight
b) I don't have to feel guilty or responsible for puking everywhere
c) I'm not a lightweight
d) I shouldn't be grounded
e) I'm not a lightweight
Whateva, lightweight.

[Paranoidd]

alcohol sucks.

and if someone spiked your drink with G or roofies, that's a pretty good justification to beat the fucking shit out of them

you can die from that shit

[SKiLLeDcs]

I slept in a bush once only 2 minutes from my home.

[Lord Abortion]

I slept in a bush once only 2 minutes from my home.
You slept in who's bush, sorry?

[Biancazzurri]

if this is heaven whats hell?

scratch that I dont want to know..

sad to hear that Jon..alcohol poisoning is a bitch.(or so Ive been told)
computer connected to mx but with no keyboard and mouse?

[sketchyjoe]

Yeah but the crew of GBH on Robot Wars looked comical.


You guys don't understand the significance of finding out that it was spiked. Means...
a) I'm not a lightweight
b) I don't have to feel guilty or responsible for puking everywhere
c) I'm not a lightweight
d) I shouldn't be grounded
e) I'm not a lightweight
Who was spiking drinks? And why?

350ml of vodka isn't too much (I think it's about 7 shots) but drinking it in 5 minutes is pretty impressive.

[Paranoidd]

7 shots in 5 minutes isn't shit, sorry jon :(

[dustyboy316]

Alcohol poisoning sucks. The first party I went to, I drank 12 beers, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a fifth of homemade Russian vodka and I was downing a bottle of wine when I spontaneously started vomiting all over myself, turned white as a sheet and passed out. I was sick for three days afterwards.

That reminds me of the time I drank a bout 10 shots of vodka, 4 beers and a big bottle of wine in under an hour. I didn't throw up, but the next day I had the worst hangover. I was puking all day and I was feeling a little sick then ext day too.

[dustyboy316]

I dunno, the past two weekends I've had either a bottle of JD or a bottle of Vodka and been soberrrr so I guess I thought drinking it quicker would make it better.

A bottle as in a mickey?

If so, not bad. My friend drank a 26er in about 30 mins. But you would ahve to see how skinny this kid is to believe that it is a remarkable feat.

[purplefeet]

I use to drink my face off. I got to the point I would never get wasted. I was really embaressed this one time, however, I drank a mickey of Bacardi straight in about half an hour. It wasn't a big deal. I was tipsy but not wasted or anything. I decided to mix that with a little too much pot and thats what hit me. I was on the ground, outside in the rain puking my guts out. I couldn't move or walk. It was embaressing.

[Ad Absurdum]

350ml?That would be a half bottle then.

[incubliss]

Man, i'm sure most of you in here feel so proud of drinking such copius amounts of alcohol. It's really ridiculous reading some of these posts.

WHAT HAPPENED TO A GOOD OLD CHIT CHAT! EH?

[Jonny]

Man, i'm sure most of you in here feel so proud of drinking such copius amounts of alcohol. It's really ridiculous reading some of these posts.

WHAT HAPPENED TO A GOOD OLD CHIT CHAT! EH?
Dude, one night I went out and drank so much that the next day I couldn't even remember how much I drank but it must have been a lot cos the fat ugly girl laying next to me told me it was a lot, and fat ugly girls always know stuff like that which is why i prefer them to slim attractive girls.

I even carry a measuring jug and a notebook around with me at all times so I can keep an accurate measurment of exactly how much I've had to drink so I can brag about it to all my friends who have bigger penises than me, but at least I can prove I'm not a lightweight!

[Axe]

And thinking about it how much is a 40?



400 mls, or 40 cl
"meh, done worse before"

I know exactly how you feel :(
I drank a liter of Jd and ended up on a 5 hour bus ride to the airport all of 24 hours ago.
I'm still vomiting the contents of my stomach up rutinely every 2 hours. :mad:

EDIT:woah, 350 mls, what age are you? that isn't that huge an amount really, but i guess some people have a lower tolerance than others

EDIT II: sorry, I just read it was spiked, I would advise a lynching.

[Raiven]

Well Jon when you hit 18 you will learn how to keep your drink down and not get grounded.

[Paranoidd]

Man, i'm sure most of you in here feel so proud of drinking such copius amounts of alcohol. It's really ridiculous reading some of these posts.

WHAT HAPPENED TO A GOOD OLD CHIT CHAT! EH?

i only tell stories to discourage people from drinking

[Iscariot]

Man, i'm sure most of you in here feel so proud of drinking such copius amounts of alcohol. It's really ridiculous reading some of these posts.

WHAT HAPPENED TO A GOOD OLD CHIT CHAT! EH?

Fag.

[Jon]

7 shots in 5 minutes isn't shit, sorry jon :(
*14

But I was spiked, I've got a pageful of reasons.

[rodneymullen119]

Hahaha, a bottle of vodka and some drinks spiked with GHB, its a surprise you weren't unconscious and convulsing.

[Jon]

Dude don't you read threads? I was unconcious and convulsing :exile:

[MILF Hunter]

what the **** is a mickey

[Lord Abortion]

what the **** is a mickey
Sedative style of thing

[spitfirejunky]

Give my condolences to your liver, Jon.

[metBANS]

You slept in who's bush, sorry?

lol'd

[Jev]

I slept in a bush once only 2 minutes from my home.
My dad slept in the neighbours hedges because he couldn't get the key in the hole.

[Lord Abortion]

My dad slept in the neighbours hedges because he couldn't get the key in the hole.
Must.
Make.
Innuendo.
aaaggh...

[rodneymullen119]

Dude don't you read threads? I was unconcious and convulsing :exile:

:'( I forgot and was too lazy to check but saw that you didn't go to the hospital. This made me assume that you just were puking and whatnot.

[speak no evil]

Omg Stud!

[=-fukifiknow-=]

everyone goes through it once... me? last summer, i still havent lived it down

[Loser]

So I don't drink.

[Dinosawesome]

This thread would've been cooler if the threadstarter died.

[Strum]

hey man gg on embarrassing yourself online and in the real world :chug:

[Jadeybeta]

last night i drank 300 bottles of everclear and vomited until i turned inside out

then i started drinking again HELLZ YEAH

[Paranoidd]

last night i drank 300 bottles of everclear and vomited until i turned inside out

then i started drinking again HELLZ YEAH

i had sex with you while you were passed out fyi

[Strum]

while rob was having sex with jade i cleaned up the vomit so she wouldnt get in trouble when her hot mum got home

[black guy]

i snort coke where's my makeup

[~grif~]

Alcohol poisoning, how did you guess?


Fun stuff, but I'm stopping drinking for a few weeks or months or more realistically, a few hours.


I have to stop modelling myself on Johnny Thunders :(

Ugh I'm so embarassed, I was puking and was passed out in my favourite pub and pretty much everyone I know was there.

:(
puking.
passed out.

you girl.


i on the other hand got punched in the face for no reason at all last night. wtf?

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

puking.
passed out.

you girl.


i on the other hand got punched in the face for no reason at all last night. wtf?

I gave the guy 10 bucks, and he was hungry. What more reason could you possibly ask for?

Plus you're stupid and ugly, which is why I gave him 10 bucks to punch you in the first place.

[Jadeybeta]

i had sex with you while you were passed out fyi

i wasnt passed out i just pretended to be because i know you like that

[~grif~]

I gave the guy 10 bucks, and he was hungry. What more reason could you possibly ask for?

Plus you're stupid and ugly, which is why I gave him 10 bucks to punch you in the first place.
oh my god.
to bad im smart and beautiful - nice try you melted lego head.

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

i wasnt passed out i just pretended to be because i know you like that


are you going to tell him what you told me?

something about "ive seen a bigger dicks on my cell phone display screen"

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

melted lego head.

I rest my case.

[Strum]

i wasnt passed out i just pretended to be because i know you like that

hey fuk you im never cleaning your chuck up ever again thats it jade i'm telling your hot mum :mad:

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

her mom wont hear you

she's been drugged too


... too low, Jadey? sorry :(

[Jadeybeta]

her mom wont hear you

she's been drugged too


... too low, Jadey? sorry :(

nah mums a bitch

[EverytimeIBodom]

Mums also cheaper than you.

[Jadeybeta]

are you going to tell him what you told me?

something about "ive seen a bigger dicks on my cell phone display screen"

no it didnt apply to him only you :-*

[Jadeybeta]

Mums also cheaper than you.

im sorry did someone invite you into this exchange

[EverytimeIBodom]

Yeah, invites right here.

http://tinypic.com/kbp1yd.jpg

[Jadeybeta]

Yeah, invites right here.

http://tinypic.com/kbp1yd.jpg

oh ok my mistake

[Paranoidd]

i wasnt passed out i just pretended to be because i know you like that

and thats what i love about you

[incubliss]

Fag.

:) :) :)

[EverytimeIBodom]

Too happy.

:):(:)

[guitarded_chuck]

I had one of those nights last night too. Quart of vodka in an unknown amount of time. About an hour I think. I'm a little lightweight too, so I got n00bpwnD. My insides are still mad at me. :(

[System]

it's especially funny seeing the 13-16 year olds vomiting everywhere. lightweights.

[Relmar]

2badudidnt
jklolz

[SRVS Greatest Fan]

Hey Everyone!

Haha yeah man good one on almost dying, hah

Anyways being drunk is kinda weird cause like when you get mad you snap out pretty good, i heard thats a fact, and what makes you fall into a deep blackout almosts like being deliorus and having a tantrum, anyways point is i have a story to relate....

New years
whiskey (Twixer and 60)
7 People
Patying mother + faget boyfriend..
Drunk mother kicks teens out..
Son almost punches out mothers boyfriend
f8cken woulda felt awesome
pardon me

Anyways yeah, its fun, just don't make it too much of a habbit

[the pie.]

Hey Everyone!


New years
whiskey (Twixer and 60)
7 People



hobos have more fun on new years than that, and all they have is endless bum sex with each other.