Literally speaking...

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

-Phone answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

-I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

-I went to a seafood disco last week - and pulled a muscle.

-Our ice-cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

-Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

-"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones snydrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

-Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

-"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine". So that was nice."

-A man walked into the doctor's and said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more."

Sup?

[telemore]

Those are funny. I lol'd.

[Blue Haze]

I liked the Tom Jones 0ne. :lol:

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

-Our ice-cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I like this one the most.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

-A man walked into the doctor's and said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more."

For some reason I lol'd at that.

[Sanford]

I liked the Tom Jones 0ne. :lol:
When did you become a mod?

[Otherside]

When did you become a mod?

what

[Blue Haze]

When did you become a mod?

Never...

[Loser]

-"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones snydrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."




I actually laughed at this one.

[WetNoodle]

-"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones snydrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."




Hahahaha :lol:

[Sanford]

Never...
oh you're good

[Blue Haze]

oh you're good

What the hell are you talking about? :confused:

[Otherside]

He wants your body.

[cacophony]

spam...i liked the ice cream once....coz it says cream...and cream looks like sperm...mwhahaha.
i have a dull imagination.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

When did you become a mod?
This has to be the upteenth time someone has said that to her.

The stars just means she has 1000+ reputation points, it doesn't mean she is a moderator, it just means she can award people for making good posts. If she was a mod, her name would be in italics and I'd be banned. :(

[Jon]

Ahaha those were great

[Jonny]

So did the Pit get funnier or is this just a one-off?

[Hep Kat]

Haha.

Those were pretty good.

[Axe]

-Gav's a fag. OMG.

[Mexican Bandito]

"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home".
"That sounds like Tom Jones snydrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
Heehehe
I like this one :D

[travisd123]

those were FUNNY OMG LOL

[Ficus]

Nice job Gav

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

ilu gice

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Why do you and eggo make pun threads with sophisticated names?

It it me or are puns coming back?

[Jasarn]

Not funny. At all.

[bwell1762]

[QUOTE=Diatonic Dissonance™]-Phone answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

^this was my favorite cuz now im gonna put that on my answering machine

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

Why do you and eggo make pun threads with sophisticated names?

It it me or are puns coming back?
I love puns.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

:thumb: Great.

[purplefeet]

Yes, The Tom Jones joke was awesome.:lol:

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

Not funny. At all.
You love it.

[Jasarn]

You love it.

urrite


not as much as ilu tho

[Dinosawesome]

Heh

[Amit]

Why do you and eggo make pun threads with sophisticated names?

It it me or are puns coming back?

how is "literally speaking" a sophisticated name? :-\

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

More sophisticated then Pun Thread Rawr.
dont get too john hopkins on me

ok whatever i might have been confused with this thread
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=428870
but there have been pun threads when people usually groan after hearing one

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

how is "literally speaking" a sophisticated name? :-\
My thoughts.

[thedeadwalk!]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

Nah he's talking about the content of the actual thread - not the title.

[Dinosawesome]

Oh, I get it. :upset:
[you] suck [at life]

[Malice]

I loved the "Parking Fine" one :lol:

Nice work Gav. :-*

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

:-* I put it on myspace too as one of my blogs. Czech it out.

[Zmev]

It took me a little bit to get the Tom Jones one =/

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

:p.

[Leukeh]

I'm pressing the hash key... where's my pot?

#...#...###...#######564544####!!!

[Wish]

Haha, nice.

Good stuff :)