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Sid
01-04-2006, 11:36 PM
Let's all sit and tell stories in defiance of Shane's holy war against us peaceful people. I'll start.

Nick’s gaze drifted to the bus window and he watched his breath fog up the glass. Another day was slowly passing as he traveled the usual route back from school. The sun set meant something to young Nicholas, it symbolized the end of his day, and the end of his otherwise pointless existence as he tried to fulfill his life with schedules and daily traditions. Nighttime was his. He didn’t have to relate any information back to anyone, he didn’t have to work on anyone else’s problems, all he needed was a cd player, a nice hot cup of tea, and some welcome relaxation.

His eyes were intense as he watched the sun drop down into the ocean and slowly burn away along with all his day's problems. If you were to trace a fingertip down beneath one of those piercing eyes and around its valley, all the way down to his mouth you would find two of the nicest set of lips that god had ever graced upon anyone. They were c’ock sucking lips. And these lips didn’t usually go without notice.

In fact, the poorly shaven, old sweaty man sitting beside young Nicholas definitely took notice. The twisted lines in his cheeks swelled up as he took in a breath before speaking.

“Hey, son…,” as he spoke, Nick’s eyes moved from the window to the old man’s face, “have you ever sucked on a banana before?”

It only took young Nicholas a second to reply. “Why in heaven’s sake would I want to do that?”

“Because it’s dinner time.”

And the old man unzipped his pants.

AK47
01-04-2006, 11:40 PM
jihad

Sid
01-04-2006, 11:40 PM
Tell a story around the campfire with us.

Brain Toad
01-04-2006, 11:41 PM
That was ****ing hot Sid.

And very true.

shane italiano
01-04-2006, 11:43 PM
If you build it, all will suffer.

Sid
01-04-2006, 11:48 PM
Shane delivered pizzas for a living. One day he recieved a suspicious call. Someone order a pizza with "man sauce" on it. Shane couldn't decide whether it was a prank call or the caller wasn't clearly describing what he wanted.

"This better not be a f'ucking joke!" Shane said to himself, as he drove 100 miles an hour down the interstate.

Later that night he was gang raped by a whole frat house in a totally unrelated event.

EightMilesHigh
01-04-2006, 11:48 PM
You crazy punX and your homosexual antics.

shane italiano
01-04-2006, 11:49 PM
I then realized I was a gay masochist.

Sid
01-04-2006, 11:50 PM
Haha, okay someone tell a story now.

shane italiano
01-04-2006, 11:54 PM
One day a man named Sid was walking through the park with his girlfriend when she stopped and said, "Siddy Babay I need to pee", and Sid replied with, "Yo pop a squat in the bushes baby!" So his girlfriend walked into the bushes, hiked her skirt, and began to pee. During this time Sid got a bit frisky feeling and reached between his girlfriend's legs to find a long hard suprise. "Jesus Christ did you get a sex change?!", he asked his girlfriend to hear her reply with, "No Baby, I just changed my mind!"

Subvert_bassist
01-04-2006, 11:57 PM
HAHA oh **** that one was good.

This entire section of the forums has gone insane. I love it.

kingdead
01-05-2006, 12:00 AM
Is this the war? Cause if it is Shane makes for some gay war'in.

shane italiano
01-05-2006, 12:01 AM
This is the pre-war show. When the war begins...oh you will know. I have some things up my sleeves.

AK47
01-05-2006, 12:03 AM
where's the jihad?!?!?

kingdead
01-05-2006, 12:15 AM
This is the pre-war show. When the war begins...oh you will know. I have some things up my sleeves.

Sweet. If its war we should have some kinda avatar uniform.

TakeWarning
01-05-2006, 12:16 AM
Sweet. If its war we should have some kinda avatar uniform.

Hey, good idea.

Nerdcore753
01-05-2006, 12:23 AM
Sweet. If its war we should have some kinda avatar uniform.

That would be geeky and awesome all at once.

Subvert_bassist
01-05-2006, 12:30 AM
I'm sooooooo out of the loop on this one.

Vince Young
01-05-2006, 12:31 AM
pussies....

Culture Shock
01-05-2006, 01:00 AM
You guys are ****ing lame.

pedro durruti
01-05-2006, 01:32 AM
One day Sid was walking down a sidewalk and he saw a baby up ahead. He raped the baby

StruckEverywhere
01-05-2006, 02:05 AM
True story.

clustifux
01-05-2006, 02:06 AM
Long, LONG ago before all our time. A boy named.....chris? no..Johnny! (that one will do it) But a boy named johnny was skipping his way down the road, when all of a sudden he came accross a magical bum. Johnny was curious on why this bum was so magical. He asked "Mr. Bum, Why are you so magical?" The bum replied with "hubaguda...F-F-F- Fr-fredy...fredys a good boy, good guy, s-s-spam...83 cents a can..juga"
Johnny was so intrigued by what the Magical bum said, he took some of Mr. Bum's special medicine, Mr. Bum called "Fraggle Rock"..

(i honestly dont know what this has to do with the topic...i was just bored and decided to write ****....some body add on"

StruckEverywhere
01-05-2006, 02:20 AM
Honest to god, true story.

RIP Ian Curtis
01-05-2006, 02:25 AM
Man hardcore is crappy music. Erotic punx stories are not crappy music though. Although the turd one made me die a little inside.

TakeWarning
01-05-2006, 08:05 AM
Man hardcore is crappy music. Erotic punx stories are not crappy music though. Although the turd one made me die a little inside.

You're a faggot.

RIP Ian Curtis
01-05-2006, 08:26 AM
Thanks, you'd be surprised how much I get that.
Hey, you're from Perth, me too. You got a band?

TakeWarning
01-05-2006, 08:57 AM
Thanks, you'd be surprised how much I get that.
Hey, you're from Perth, me too. You got a band?

Yes, we're called Death By Groin Injury.
Which part of Perth you from?

victimofreality
01-05-2006, 02:00 PM
ayeyayayayayayay

Jessizzle
01-05-2006, 02:19 PM
Are the hardcore kids mad because a punk poster reported a hardcore poster?

AIRIC
01-05-2006, 02:31 PM
This is going to be fun/gay.

AK47
01-05-2006, 03:25 PM
Are the hardcore kids mad because a punk poster reported a hardcore poster?

yes.