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GoM
09-25-2002, 08:38 PM
Now it is time for me to really come out of my closet. I am not gay, not attracted to SpazzMan. It was alllllll a show. I am still the same old GoM I always was. I am in love with my girlfriend, not anyone here at MX. Seriously....

Tony Soporno : NachoChez
Soporno Hitman : Me
Soporno Funky Goat : WetNoodle
Dunno who else is in, but thats us so far....

Clintillia
09-25-2002, 08:40 PM
I hate you.

BenBaker06
09-25-2002, 08:41 PM
Frankie Soporno you ass! You forgot me!!

WetNoodle
09-25-2002, 08:41 PM
spazzman is in too he's the........the........


YO SPAZZMAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU?

WetNoodle
09-25-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Clintillia
I hate you.


Love you too ;)

GoM
09-25-2002, 08:44 PM
Alright

Tony Soporno : NachoChez
Billie Soporno ("Three-doller-bill", SOporno hitman) : Me
Frankie Soporno : BenBaker06
Soporno Bribed Cop : Spazzman
Soporno Funky Goat : WetNoodle

SpazzMan
09-25-2002, 08:50 PM
I wanna be that old cranky dude, Tonys dad or whatever. THey guy with the glasses. :cool:

GoM
09-25-2002, 08:52 PM
ANd so it it will be from henceforth onwards.....SpazzMan is Tony's dad.....the cranky old man with glasses :D

SpazzMan
09-25-2002, 08:58 PM
Uncle Junoir

GoM
09-25-2002, 09:01 PM
Na, no newbs allowed....****ing ignorant ****ers.....

SpazzMan
09-25-2002, 09:04 PM
Ay Billie, dis Hendrix fool has humiliated me. Go stick a New Yoyk Times up his wazoo

WetNoodle
09-25-2002, 09:04 PM
hey newb i should slap the gabanza out of you!

BenBaker06
09-25-2002, 09:05 PM
Does dis li'l bastid wantz some of them, eh, cement shoes, eh? Whaddya sai Billie?

GoM
09-25-2002, 09:08 PM
I think a good, hard kick in the sctrotum will keep his balls juggling in his head for so long he won't know which are his eyes and which are his othersomes..

That oughta shaken him up

WetNoodle
09-25-2002, 09:10 PM
yea lets slap the gabanza out of him!

rvd7692
09-25-2002, 10:01 PM
yeah Paulie (aka rvd) wants to know why he was left out. Am i going to have to have you whacked?

GoM
09-25-2002, 10:03 PM
We can't have to many people in it, or it becomes a corporate organization as opposed to a family. We will review.

ikikdababy
09-25-2002, 10:06 PM
You guys couldn't whack yourselves.

GoM
09-25-2002, 10:08 PM
I do all the time....























:D:cool: jks

ikikdababy
09-25-2002, 10:08 PM
Kidding... riiight.

sweeteo66
09-25-2002, 10:26 PM
my mommy says: 'neva stick anything thats smalla than your elbow in your ear.'

that's good advice. pass the ass.

simplephotographinthesun
09-26-2002, 02:38 PM
They werent kidding last night :eek: :lol:

bassisst87
09-26-2002, 04:10 PM
man, you's dont know nuthin bout no mafia or anythins like dat, i otsta have you's all iced. i should show yaz wat a REAL mafias all about.

GoM
09-26-2002, 06:09 PM
well, maybe he could teach us how to be a 'real mafia', if only he could speak......it's a pity, we could have learned from this so-called 'godfather'. Tis a shame he's too busy getting bonered up the *** by a ravage donkey for any of us to understand what he's saying

BenBaker06
09-26-2002, 09:18 PM
Club my ass! Club me!

BenBaker06
09-26-2002, 09:23 PM
Huh? It did change....thats very very odd. Because I didn't change it.
Hrmm...but my location didn't change.
I was Frankie, though, bitch. *runs you over with a rolls royce*

BenBaker06
09-26-2002, 09:30 PM
Capiche. But tonight I'm not going to take the time to re-update my profile. I'm tired.

*reincarnates everything except your schlong*
Thats my insurance policy.

BenBaker06
09-27-2002, 06:33 AM
/me rap...whacks bassist87

FlatlineBassist
09-27-2002, 04:05 PM
I wanna be a cool mafia dude :upset:

bassisst87
09-27-2002, 05:20 PM
****sit i's got expelled from my mafia, they's tried to ice me, so i split. yo i's was wonderin, can i join u guyses mafia?

WetNoodle
09-29-2002, 01:47 PM
hey what is this? this aint no community where youse can join anytime youse want! youse gotta proove yourselves to us...


btw the godfather today at 4 on VH1 ;)

WetNoodle
09-29-2002, 01:53 PM
but i like psychoskater.......maybe you could join......

GoM
09-29-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
Man, now's how my gonna live up to my last name :upset: Ah well, listen, you go whack n' bassisst87 and I makes it worth your while, capiche? Because I thinks GoM ain't gonna be doin' it any time soon. Capiche? I love sayin' that. Capiche? CAPICHE? It sounds so funky.

Why would you say that? I've been busy, but Im back now....:)
time to kick some ***....

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:14 PM
Capiche, now, who's ready to get burned?

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:18 PM
Do you like to say capiche alot, or does my prescence excite you?

:p

MrMarbles
09-29-2002, 06:27 PM
can i be tony danza?

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:29 PM
nacho, I was joking. MrMarbles, u can prove yourself if u wanna join the Sopornos. Do some burning, now!

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez


Eh, jokin' eh? You jokin' to Tony Soporno? Eh, hitman, getcha *** over here and boyn dis joker eh?

Oh, wait.

Eh, sorry, eh capiche?

i thought up a wicked burn-ish thing for that, but I got respect for Sopornos. I WAS going to say "I don't bone jokers, I just bone your mom on Saturday nights for free, but whatever swings your fancy", but I didn't

Wait a minute.....

MrMarbles
09-29-2002, 06:39 PM
then cani be screech.... i think hes italian. remember when he had his own tomato sauce in saved by the bell? or i am i the only one who waches that?

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:41 PM
yes, you are a loner who watches **** shows.

GoM
09-29-2002, 06:57 PM
Well, Tony isnt too shabby at throwing out the burns either....Go Team Soporno Hitmen!

GoM
09-29-2002, 07:06 PM
Capiche is getting annoying...use it, but not as much, capiche?

GoM
09-29-2002, 07:21 PM
wow, you're so good at pressing the right buttons, I thought you were your sister

GoM
09-29-2002, 07:26 PM
sorry man, couldnt resist :) :D ;)

no hard feelings :)

GoM
09-29-2002, 08:02 PM
Yeah i know, your brain capacity is so small, there's only a certain amount of letters in a word your brain can intake before it combusts........somewhere around 5, i think

BenBaker06
09-29-2002, 08:34 PM
*head explodes*

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:12 PM
hehe, just messin around, can't resist these burns when they come to mind

*re-instates Paulie*

BenBaker06
09-29-2002, 09:17 PM
If you're referring to me, I'm Frankie.

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:18 PM
then who the **** is paulie?

BenBaker06
09-29-2002, 09:22 PM
I don't f'in know, but you better f'in know by tommorrow, or ye'll be wearin some of them, ah, waddya call them, ce-ment shoes.

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:23 PM
well then, cement me away, it'll just hurt you more when I plant my cement shoe up your ***

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 09:24 PM
*frolics in thread*

*frolics out*

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 09:38 PM
But but but...wait who's gonna whack me?

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:38 PM
Simpsons are **** cool. Rach is **** cool. Any objections?

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:40 PM
*awaits Rachel's 17-inch-schlong retaliation attack*

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 09:41 PM
I have no dick. tsk

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:42 PM
Well then, you just contridicted the last 8 months of Rachel lore that I have heard...

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:44 PM
Sounds cool to me

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 09:54 PM
Alright!!!

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:57 PM
official sopornos roster:
Tony : NachoChez
Three Dollar Bill (hitman) : Me
Rachellieto Soporno : Rach
Soporno Goat : WetNoodle
Frankie Soporno : Ben
Paulie Soporno : Unknown

GoM
09-29-2002, 09:59 PM
Dammit Nacho it's Three Dollar Bill!
hehe

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 09:59 PM
Can I be frankie's bitch too?

GoM
09-29-2002, 10:01 PM
No, just three-dollar-bill......what I gave your mom after our last night together

:P j/k dude

Clintillia
09-29-2002, 10:03 PM
I have special dibs on frankie.

SpazzMan
09-30-2002, 08:47 AM
WetNoodle: Mafia Goat Soporno
NachoChez: Tony Soporno
BenBaker0RckStr: Frankie Soporno
GoM: Billie "the Hitman" Soporno
Clintillia: Rachellieto Soporno

Beeyootiful

EH-HEM!

Forgetting somebody? :angry:

GoM
09-30-2002, 02:24 PM
Spazz-Man : Celebratory Soporno Tit

FlatlineBassist
09-30-2002, 02:45 PM
So how am I supposed to prove myself, eh?

EADG
09-30-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by WetNoodle
yea lets slap the gabanza out of him!


:lol:

SpazzMan
09-30-2002, 05:59 PM
Foyne, one car bomb coming up on all of yoos guyses cwars. And another thing.....ah fuck it this sux.

Agrim
09-30-2002, 06:04 PM
I fucking hate you guys.

SpazzMan
09-30-2002, 06:06 PM
Nein! I am ze Nazi now! Ve eat RecktumWerst evary day und it iz good yah! HEIL!

Agrim
09-30-2002, 06:12 PM
Come lick my testi sack capiche?!?!? CAPICHE!?!?!?! YOUR A FAGGOT CAPICHE?!?!

WetNoodle
09-30-2002, 07:18 PM
capiche capiche...and some more capiche


<------*Just Finished Watching the Godfather*


Carefull or ill slap the Gabanza out of you too!

and welcome Rachellieto :lol:

Mafia Goat Soporno sounds wierd, how about:

WetNoodle: Mickey "Gabanza" Soporno
NachoChez: Tony Soporno
BenBaker0RckStr: Frankie Soporno
GoM: Billie "the Hitman" Soporno
Clintillia: Rachellieto Soporno
SpazzMan: Uncle Junior

GoM
09-30-2002, 07:57 PM
"Nein! I am ze Nazi now! Ve eat RecktumWerst evary day und it iz good yah! HEIL!"

All I have to say to this is if you eat RecktumWerst (read : ****) for breakfast, you've reached a brand new, unspeakable low. Have fun hanging out with previous ****-eaters like bassist187 (or whatever his name is) and all those **** blinkers.

"Come lick my testi sack capiche?!?!? CAPICHE!?!?!?! YOUR A FAGGOT CAPICHE?!?!"

Well, I'm sure he would love to lick your sac if it wasn't so small, shrunken and shriveled from the overuse it experienced with the local corner's whores. Capiche?

MrMarbles
09-30-2002, 08:16 PM
i wanna play make believe too!!!!!!! i'll be john travolta!!

GoM
09-30-2002, 08:17 PM
you be him and you'll find my foot planted so far up your *** you may actually resemble his constipated look

BenBaker06
09-30-2002, 08:45 PM
Rachels my hot lover, MINE! Capiche?!

Clintillia
09-30-2002, 08:56 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoM
09-30-2002, 09:10 PM
dont worry, we can have a gang bang :D

Clintillia
09-30-2002, 09:13 PM
No. I only belong to one. Not you bitches.

GoM
09-30-2002, 09:13 PM
harsh, but true :):(

GoM
09-30-2002, 09:21 PM
meh, i gots my imagination ;):):D;)

GoM
09-30-2002, 09:31 PM
depends, if you cant have the real thing, the right hand is better than nuttin, capiche?

GoM
10-01-2002, 06:10 PM
Ah, so you're a lefty eh?

GoM
10-01-2002, 06:22 PM
not as good a grip as your sister had on me that one magical night......makes me hard thinking about it. Tell her Three-Dollar-Bill says hi. She'll remember me, as that was the rate I gave her, and almost as much as she was worth.

GoM
10-01-2002, 06:33 PM
wow, you must be really incredibly slow, or you're busy sucking someone off right now, as you said the person u ****ed last night was my sister and mother. if you're gonna burn someone, at least make it make sense....

BenBaker06
10-01-2002, 06:50 PM
*sighs*

GoM
10-01-2002, 06:54 PM
you don't appear to know it very well, as having a sister be your mother is impossible in every way

BenBaker06
10-01-2002, 06:57 PM
Your dad marries Mary.
Your dad has you and Suzi with Mary.
Your dad divorces Mary.
Your dad marries Suzi and Suzi adopts you.
:)

GoM
10-01-2002, 07:01 PM
wow. an dude with red spots and black lines on his face actually has a brain. go figure. too bad he didn't use it when he ****ed the local whore without a condom, now he has AIDS and will die in six months.

BenBaker06
10-01-2002, 07:30 PM
*Sigh* I wish I was dying in six months.

GoM
10-01-2002, 07:32 PM
may I ask why?

BenBaker06
10-01-2002, 07:37 PM
The only good part of my life lives 402 miles away :(

GoM
10-01-2002, 07:38 PM
i'm so sorry, i didn't no spazzman lived so far away....

BenBaker06
10-01-2002, 07:41 PM
Not quite.

Clintillia
10-01-2002, 08:34 PM
awwwwww :(

GoM
10-01-2002, 08:39 PM
i just want my girl back :(

Clintillia
10-01-2002, 08:40 PM
Yes Frankie has me.

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 08:43 PM
who do I have? :(

GoM
10-01-2002, 08:44 PM
no-one. **** happens. life's a bitch

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 08:45 PM
:'( :(

GoM
10-01-2002, 08:49 PM
yes, that's right, the rumor's true, me and my girlfriend have broken off after almost 8 perfect months of bliss.

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 08:50 PM
jesus?!?!?!?!


were talking about women here

*gets beat up by jesus*

sorry

GoM
10-01-2002, 08:58 PM
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 08:59 PM
too many bad experiences with women eh GoM?

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:05 PM
This is my first horrible experience. several bad ones. odd how the worst experience comes after 8 months of the best...

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
Eh, don't be layin' the smack down on Funk Mafia Jesus till you tried 'im, eh? He got's long hair, he looks like a woman, just try not ta imagine the beard, capiche?



:eek: dude do you have a secret fetish youre not telling us about?!

or was that you sister?

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:10 PM
Well, we could speak new yoikan with their gawd-awful accents
Or ve could speak german vith their veirdness
Or texan with fawked-up n'orleans, y'all
Or we could speak iddy biddy preddy baby talk ca hee co ca ca
Or we could speak francais avec les langue queer
Or espanol, si?
Or ****, this is boring, capiche?

WetNoodle
10-01-2002, 09:10 PM
what youse think thats i would just forget about the way I used to talks? we dont need no code (eccept this one) but thiss was just another theme capiche? when we's talk about mafia again ill use it capiche?

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:15 PM
Bloody, you shoddy mates cant speak for the queen's tea if your bloody lives had dibs on it!

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:19 PM
Wo ist Capiche?

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:22 PM
Da **** has gotten into us? eh? heartbreak is playing with my mind...,,

Clintillia
10-01-2002, 09:23 PM
I am Jack's broken heart.

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:39 PM
May I ask which movie?

GoM
10-01-2002, 09:58 PM
I'm sorry, I speak english, what did you say?

Clintillia
10-01-2002, 10:00 PM
He said he's going reach his hand inside your anus, grab out your entrails, and force feed them to you! The humor is you will have no digestive system todigest your own entrails! OH THE IRONY!!!!!

And I used to be such a nice guy.

I am Jack's wasted life.

GoM
10-01-2002, 10:05 PM
You liek ****ing jack up don't you?

GoM
10-02-2002, 08:57 AM
never seen the movie, but Snatch is awesome :D

BenBaker06
10-02-2002, 02:47 PM
Snatch does rock, but Fight Club is the best movie ever. The ideas just match the same ones I've always had.

GoM
10-02-2002, 02:52 PM
fight people?

BenBaker06
10-02-2002, 02:57 PM
*sigh* Its not about that.

GoM
10-02-2002, 03:03 PM
then plz tell me and expand my knowledge on what it's about

Clintillia
10-02-2002, 03:08 PM
Go watch it. *sigh*

pendrightheloved1
10-02-2002, 07:17 PM
its a good concept

GoM
10-02-2002, 08:48 PM
why, beastiality turn you on? ;)

GoM
10-02-2002, 08:52 PM
I'm sick, so I'll watch it tommorrow when I stay home from school. Happy now?:p

Capitol
10-24-2002, 10:27 PM
This looked like fun. Is the Sopornos still alive now?

SpazzMan
10-24-2002, 10:47 PM
No. Neither is this thread. Kindly return it back to the bowels of The Pit, from which it came. :angry: