Post funny New Years stories!

[FockerTheLopper]

I'll start. I was cracking up the whole ride home. There we were, my mom was driving her minivan taking all my aunts home. There was this car in front of us that was going back and forth in small increments and my mom backed up and the lady in the car finnally double parked on the side. My mom was pissed on the driver so she goes and pulls up next to her slides the window all the way down and yells "you stupid!" in a high pitched greek accent. OMG it was so funny then she pulls away. You had to be there. I'm able to tell a better story in person but yeah it was funny how the car stopped then she opened the window all the way before she yelled.

[Josiah]

My neighbor was hit by a falling round.

[Tim]

My neighbor was hit by a falling round.

wow that sucks. people are outside shooting their guns right now. idiots. they dont realize what goes up must come down.

[Josiah]

I firmly believe each and every person who does that should be taken out in the street, shot in the head a single time and their bodies left for the crows.


The year that happens, is the year people stop doing it.

[FockerTheLopper]

We don't have that in brooklyn. They know I'll come out and put them in their place.

[Tim]

ha yeah. They are still shooting. Stupid people. then my neo nazi neighbors had a few bombs but its not as bad as the guns. I spent most of the final 05 hours with my practice pad, metronome, and stick control. Great way to end the year if you ask me.

[FockerTheLopper]

ha yeah. They are still shooting. Stupid people. then my neo nazi neighbors had a few bombs but its not as bad as the guns. I spent most of the final 05 hours with my practice pad, metronome, and stick control. Great way to end the year if you ask me.
Hell yeah, nice avatar btw. It expresses everything about me(and maybe you) 2006 and Jojo Mayer

[Panopticon]

aww that sounds romantic...i bet you it was magical...did you have candles?

remember...Don't be a fool...wrap your tool!

EDIT: To Forgotten...

[Tim]

aww that sounds romantic...i bet you it was magical...did you have candles?

remember...Don't be a fool...wrap your tool!

EDIT: To Forgotten...

stick control, metronome and practice pad is always romantic. duh.

[FockerTheLopper]

stick control, metronome and practice pad is always romantic. duh.
Don't forget the sticks.

[Massik Kretal]

We don't have that in brooklyn. They know I'll come out and put them in their place.

We dont have it here, but its not cuz of you. :lol:


























































its me.

[Tim]

Don't forget the sticks.

no i use candles....more romantic.

[Panopticon]

no i use candles....more romantic.
aww that sounds romantic...i bet you it was magical...did you have candles?
REP ME BITCHEZZZZZ...I'm so good!

EDIT: \/ \/ \/ \/...yeah...:upset:

Btw the edit was cuz i didnt want to spam the thread by making useless posts...so rep me more BITCHEZZZZ

[Tim]

ha. too bad the rep thing hasent been working for quite a while.

[crazyguy832]

I played Perfect Dark Zero on Xbox Live from 8 in the evening till 6 in the morning.

From midnight till 4 a drunk guy was on. Fun times ensued, as you can imagine.

And I never once let go of the controller... my fingers were twitching when I stopped.

Not really funny on its own, but anyone who's played a game with a drunk guy knows what I'm talking about.

:chug:

[440561]

My new years eve/day night. well i fell asleep. yes. and then woke up at 5 past 12, only cos nature called and then i realised "dammit, ive missed it!"

games with drunk guys are funny but its funnier at partys were a guys gets very drunk, takes of his trowsers and starts talking to people then hugging them, yes, with "it" hanging there. This guy also started running around with a cone over "it" and was running around being a rite idiot. I bet he didn't know it was even happening!

[Blank]

I was playing final fantasy 7 and didn't realize it was 2006 until 12:15...
Fun time :lol:

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Im not even going to post my funny stories because i will probaly be lectured by people who think they can act like my parents on Forums.


But yeah, last night was goooooooooood. :lol:.

I'll let a short one go.

My best friend was not in his regular state of mind and his mom called, and she said "you have been drinking havent you" and he replied with a "MOM I DONT KNOW WHERE I AMMMM" and looked around.
I laughed for 10 minutes hahaha.

[Blank]

^
:lol:
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Gooooood times eh?

[Japan3gro]

I watched Sin City and Four Brothers...ahh the life lol. I was invited to a party but on that side of town I don't if they are shooting in the air or shooting at you lol.

[FockerTheLopper]

We dont have it here, but its not cuz of you. :lol:







its me.
Thats it... Its go time!


My back!(i watch too much sienfield)

[Blank]

^
Who doesn't?
:confused:

[Murd_666]

Me and 3 other ppl missed the countdown completely

[Undisco Kidd]

I was stucky babysitting.

But, I got 50 bucks for 6 hours. And half the time the kids were asleep.

[Janeway]

I played bass until 11:58 and ran downstairs to watch the balls drop with my parents. THen I stayed up until 4:30 am watching southpark and being unable to sleep because of something I saw on rotten.com.
But, one year my dad's friend was so impossibly drunk that he tripped over his son and fell into the massive bon fire they decided to start in the middle of the driveway.
Unfortunately, he only set his jacket on fire and only had minor burns.
He did, however, completely destroy his face on the gravel.

[Blank]

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
Poor guy.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Uhm.
We have a Seinfield Club at our school.

[Blank]

^
No way.

[Kosmos Tree]

I had a lovely trojan on my Pc and had to reinstall everything, what a gorgeous New Year happening :/

[-TheGlassPrison-]

^
No way.

Yes way.
Started by my football team.

[PremierManiac]

Me and some other people hit a huge 8 person hookah at midnight. Needless to say, it was quite fun.

[Blank]

........
Wtf!?

[aznriceball]

after 20mins of ducking in my hallway with a few friends, we started jamming again. then some friends of mine in another band came, chilled out, and left a damn construction cone on my doorstep labeled "TAG UR IT no taG bak"

so yesterday afternoon i left it on my bassists car at his girlfriends house. well some large lady comes out yelling at me and it ends up me driving away with my bassist throwing something at my car :lol: ends up it was just an aunt trying to scare me, and succeeded :p

2hrs later he calls me up and we go and drop it off on top of the same guys (from the night before) truck. good times :chug: