sketchyjoe's Yuletide Punk Super Quiz 2005!

[sketchyjoe]

I tried this last year and the response was pitiful but I'm bored again so I though I'd give it another go. If you've got a spare few minutes try it.

DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT POST THE ANSWERS

as everyone will just copy them. Send me your answers before next year to be included so I can mark them. Only send me one email and put all of your answers on it. I don't want to be looking through loads of emails for one person's answers. If you send me more than one, only the first one will count.

Don't complain about the questions.

There are 50 points available. Good luck. The questions are below.

Answers to: sketchyjoe@gmail.com



Punk trivia:

One point unless otherwise specified

1. Who said "If you play more than two chords, you're showing off"?

2. By what name was did Todd Kowalski want Chris Hannah be credited by on the album Potemkin City Limits?

3. What was the Dead Milkmen's bassist Dave Blood allergic to?

4. How is Plan-It-X records linked to the TV show Cheers?

5. Name the two comic strips which Mitch Clem has been the main artist for besides Nothing Nice To Say . (3 points)

6. What is Henry Rollins given name and who did he name himself after? (2 points)

7. What was the nickname of Big Boys singer Randy Turner?

8. "Lots of pompous punk rock losers, quite a few lesbians, just like punk rock everywhere else." A quote describing the punk scene where?

9. Discharge released their music on which record label until 1996?

10. What did Dee Dee Ramone have in common with Lemmy?

11. Where did The Misfits get their name?

12. What are the real names of all four In God We Trust, Inc era Dead Kennedys members? (4 points)

13. Which band was at one point going to be known as "Big girl's panties"?

14. The band Slint was formed by a member of which 80s punk band?

15. Which well known punk singer enjoys internet mutual-masturbation sessions via webcam?




Next lines:

1 point for the song, 1 point for the band, 1 point for the next line

1. "It's from the heart"

2. "Someone way up livin' in those high-rise castles"

3. "You know the older you will get"

4. "You think your scene's dead well mine got killed"

5. "I hear it every day on the radio"

6. "Though you might disagree with the things that I said"

7. "With mud on my boots and blood on my jeans"

8. "Statisticians say the chances of being gay are around one in ten"

9. "Second class kids in the scene where we all live"

10. "This one goes out to the Queens of the Trust Fund"


THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS. ONE FOR PEOPLE USING GOOGLE AND THE INTERNET AND ONE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST GOING OFF THEIR OWN KNOWLEDGE. I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE. YOU MAY ONLY ENTER FOR ONE OF THESE.

[Iron Bug]

Sorry Joe, I thought it said dont repeat the question, just give it to Excursions, he obviously knows.

[sketchyjoe]

6 is *I'm a twat*
CAN YOU ****ING READ YOU MORON?

[Excursions]

You're an idiot. I actually knew that one.

[DaveToopes]

I may give this a try, I'll have to enter the google one though, I don't know many of those answers.

[Excursions]

I love you including a Big Boys question Joe. All these people will cheat though. Bastards.

[Jessizzle]

Id need google, and i wont have time cause i still have school... then when break starts this will be pretty much finished. Oh and im stupid.

[Anarcho Poser]

I only know the answer to #15 and a couple of the lyrics.

I suck at being punx :(

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

I only know the answer to a few. I seriously thought I had a chance in this.


Oh well.

[sketchyjoe]

If you don't try then it'll be pointless. The easier section is worth more than half the points.

[asdf]

Wow, hard quiz.

Kinda makes me want to ask Zappa and other Frank Zappa fans on this site our yearly zappa trivia contest questions.

[pedro durruti]

hehe I like question #15

[Liebensaft]

I know #15 just from being a member of the punk forum. I don't know any other questions without google though.

I know a grand total of 2 of the lyrics. I suck.

[sketchyjoe]

Try remembering what bands I'm a big fan of. It'll help with the lyrics.

[KingOfSka]

I don't understand the "Next Lines" part. What does that part have to do with the questions?

[sketchyjoe]

I don't understand the "Next Lines" part. What does that part have to do with the questions?
You have to name the song the line is from, the band that sings it and what the next line is. It's pretty self-explanatory.

[KingOfSka]

You have to name the song the line is from, the band that sings it and what the next line is. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Ohh, thanks Joe.

I didn't see the "1 point for the song, 1 point for the band, 1 point for the next line" part.

:rolleyes:

[asdf]

I knew one of the lyrics and I think 2.5 of the regular questions. I doubt I'll try this.

[sketchyjoe]

Just give it a go. Even a pretty low score could do well looking at the results I've got so far.

[Anxious]

I'l give it a shot after finals are over.

[TakeWarning]

I'll give it a shot.

[Ghostfire3]

This is tough. I'm going to have to do the Google one.

[holy_roller99]

man, i guess you would have to be the punk proffesesor for this one.

[iam2000pounds]

I only know #15

[Berserker!]

I knew quite a few on my own

[RCVA]

For the lyrics i can remember the bands but not the songs.

[sketchyjoe]

You still get points for that.

[Excursions]

Sent it last night. I don't pay much attention to they lyrics of songs, those were really hard but the other questions were alot easier.

[ZaaR]

What do the winners get? Rep and a big avatar or something?

[pedro durruti]

How'd I do Joe?

[sketchyjoe]

Not great but better than most.

[ZaaR]

What do the winners get?

[sketchyjoe]

What do the winners get?
A sense of achievement you greedy unmotivated bastard.

[Liebensaft]

A sense of achievement you greedy unmotivated bastard.
:lol: Are answers supposed to be submitted via email? Not that I'd actually participate, because I'd lose miserably, but just to know.

[sketchyjoe]

Yes.

[ZaaR]

I was just asking, because in the pop-punk forum they won a big avatar.

[Berserker!]

Yeah make it so for every point you get you get 1x1 extra pixel for your avatar.

:D

[ThePassionOfTheKasey]

How did I do?

[skavid]

I'll give it a go.

[obese_breasts]

How did I wind up Joe?

[guns_of_brixton]

Sadly I only know 12 and 13.

[albert_bass]

Hey glad to see this again, I remember how the last one helped me getting my stars. Truth is it wasn't exactly a mass success but I think it was easier than this one. I knew half of the answers myself and I only know like 4 or 5 in this one.

[Forest_Fire]

The only ones I know are 4, 12, 13, 15, and #1, 2, and 9 of the lyrics.

[fishlad]

I only know the misfits question do we get anything for winning?

[sketchyjoe]

Correct answers:

1. Woody Guthrie
2. Hair Hole
3. Dairy products
4. The Ted Dancin' Machine & Operation: Cliff Clavin
5. The Coffee Achievers, Barrett's Lament
6. Henry Garfield, Sonny Rollins
7. Biscuit
8. Florida
9. Clay Records
10. They collected Nazi memorabilia
11. A Marilyn Monroe film
12. East Bay Ray - Ray Peppernell, Klaus Flouride - Geoffrey Lyall, D.H. Peligro - Darren Henley, Jello Biafra - Eric Boucher
13. THe Clash
14. Squirrel Bait
15. Greg Graffin

Lyrics:

1. "You need to be shot" - The Dicks - Kill from the Heart
2. "Wishing with the hope that I lick their assholes" - Choking Victim - Crack Rock Steady
3. "The more perverted you will get" - Gogol Bordello - When the Trickster Starts A-Pokin' (Bordello Kind of Guy)
4. "By some dimwits triumph of the will" - World/Inferno Friendship Society - Ich Errinere Mich An Weimar (I Remember the Weimar)
5. "Somebody kills some guy they don't even know" - Husker Du - Turn on the News
6. "It comes from my heart not what I've read" - The Dead Pets - Dreams for a Crook
7. "I'll take your pretty dresses, tear them at the seams" Michief Brew - Roll Me Through the Gates of Hell
8. "That means there's a 40% chance that one of the guys in Pantera likes men" - Atom & His Package - Hats off to halford
9. "I'm angry as hell, but I still stay positive" - Good Clean Fun - Song For The Ladies
10. "You slept on my floor now I'm sleeping through your ****ing records" - The Dwarves - Massacre

Results:
Berserker: 7
Braintoad: 8
nick_mannik (mx name?): 7
Rise Me Up: 16
Excursions: 5
Pseudo Man: 3
Victimofreality: 8
obese_breasts: 17
ihatecelebrities: 12
skavid: 6

I hereby award punk modship to Griff for winning.

[TakeWarning]

You're the man Griff.

[AIRIC]

Griff is duh man.

[Excursions]

Tehehe, I almost came last. I bet you all cheated.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

But wait, Mitch Clem isn't the main artist for Coffee Achievers, Joe Dunn does the artwork, Mitch writes the stories.

[AIRIC]

But Mitch is the man...

[Brain Toad]

But wait, Mitch Clem isn't the main artist for Coffee Achievers, Joe Dunn does the artwork, Mitch writes the stories.

Mitch was orginially the artist and the first 2 chapters were orginially drawn by him until he got Joe Dunn to do the artwork (a decision I personally dislike) and he redid all the strips.


Woo 4th place!

DH was the drummer in IGWTI? I thought they still had Ted. And 6025 was still a member, he wrote Religious Vomit.

[obese_breasts]

Wooo!

[Excursions]

Brad cheated. He couldn't have got 16 right answers he's a stupid head.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Mitch was orginially the artist and the first 2 chapters were orginially drawn by him until he got Joe Dunn to do the artwork (a decision I personally dislike) and he redid all the strips.


Woo 4th place!

DH was the drummer in IGWTI? I thought they still had Ted. And 6025 was still a member, he wrote Religious Vomit.
I like Joe's art. It's nice to see the NN2S characters in a different perspective.

[sketchyjoe]

DH was the drummer in IGWTI? I thought they still had Ted. And 6025 was still a member, he wrote Religious Vomit.
Doesn't mean he was still a member.
But wait, Mitch Clem isn't the main artist for Coffee Achievers, Joe Dunn does the artwork, Mitch writes the stories.
There's a past tense in the question.