There's a place where everyone can be happy

[sketchyjoe]

It's called the internet and Greg Graffin enjoys it to the fullest.

See the happy look on his face as he is pictured jerking off for a webcam:
http://theshizz.org/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=8&t=16313&s=687ac25%205ba5602bd74d899ddc2bd5587

Check out pages 1, 2 and 8.

I don't have the turpentine to clean what he has soiled: MY EYES!!!


This thread is for people to come up with the best Bad Religion masturbation joke they can. GO!

[MILF Hunter]

Lol!

[Angry Balled Fists!]

lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EightMilesHigh]

Big Bang, indeed :amaze:

[ThePassionOfTheKasey]

This is the same Greg Graffin who wrote I Love My Computer.

ugggh

[AIRIC]

Hilarious.

[Brain Toad]

I found this.

Pure hilarity.

[DaveToopes]

Funny

[Iron Bug]

Holy f'ucking s'hit.

[Anarcho Poser]

hahaha

I wonder if the girl was hot.

[Iron Bug]

She said she was chubby, so I'm betting no.

[Brain Toad]

hahaha

I wonder if the girl was hot.

The people of the webcest community where I found this suspect this is the girl: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=verging

[Anarcho Poser]

The people of the webcest community where I found this suspect this is the girl: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=verging
ewwie.

[Jessizzle]

HAHAHAHAa..
Lesson one: dont take your clothes off on webcam. big nono.

[Anti-Prefix]

Hahahahaha, that is very spurious. Honestly, Greg Graffin could get any girl he wants, and besides, I'd be surprised if he had a computer.

It's funny though.

[Liebensaft]

Hahahahaha.

Greg Graffin pwnt.

[DaveToopes]

She said she was chubby, so I'm betting no.

Yeah, but how many girls have told you that that aren't fat/chubby at all?

[Iron Bug]

Hahahahaha, that is very spurious. Honestly, Greg Graffin could get any girl he wants, and besides, I'd be surprised if he had a computer.

It's funny though.
Why wouldent he have a computer?

[Brain Toad]

I'd be surprised if he had a computer.


Because I'm sure he got out his typewriter and typed his entire dissertation that way. He also exploits nerds to update the website for him and do orders for a copy of above dissertation.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

I doubt this is true.

[Gnarmageddon]

Greg Graffin is very average looking.

[DaveToopes]

He is old.

[Anglachel]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH

Greg Graffin. I can't f'ucking believe this!

[Jessizzle]

He looks older then my dad.... well maybe same age.

[DaveToopes]

He looks older then my dad.... well maybe same age.

He sure as fux is punker than your father.

[Anglachel]

Greg could be our parents for all we know now :|

[Excursions]

Looks like it's Gregs last "Forbidden Beat".

[Anglachel]

Looks like it's Gregs last "Forbidden Beat".

...

[Gnarmageddon]

Greg's career went down with a 'Big Bang.'

[Kepone-Factory]

punks need their gossip just as much as teen bop magazine needs the latest dish on orlando bloom.

[Anglachel]

Greg's career went down with a 'Big Bang.'

again,

...

(notice the lack of laughter)

[Gnarmageddon]

again,

...

(notice the lack of laughter)
Notice the need for no explanation and how no one cares.

[Anglachel]

punks need their gossip just as much as teen bop magazine needs the latest dish on orlando bloom.

F'uck. Nobody needs gossip. Its dumb. Plain and simple. Very truthfully, this is probly some fag fanatic that got plastic surgery to look like Greg and dicided too do this a a prank

[sketchyjoe]

again,

...

(notice the lack of laughter)Both those posts were better than yours. And more on-topic.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

Lmao, i was gonna make a joke about "fobidden beat"

[Kepone-Factory]

F'uck. Nobody needs gossip. Its dumb. Plain and simple. Very truthfully, this is probly some fag fanatic that got plastic surgery to look like Greg and dicided too do this a a prank

wow how pc of you.

[Anglachel]

wow how pc of you.

I dont need gossip. Why should you?

Nvm totally off-topic.

[sketchyjoe]

wow how pc of you.
no punctuation is punx

[Kepone-Factory]

:D you know it.

[Excursions]

...

I thought it was quite clever myself.

[Pale-Folklore]

:D you know it.

omfg i LOVE no punctuation/capitalization

[sketchyjoe]

I thought it was quite clever myself. And it was the whole point of the thread.

[Kepone-Factory]

the pc remark was about how he/she used "fag fanatic"

i cant type either so i am not one to judge about punctuation/capitalization.

[Anglachel]

omfg i LOVE no punctuation/capitalization

ROFL !!!! Matt since when have you loved anything like such? You read Maddox
(maddox.xmission.com)
and love no punctuotion? Hippocrit! LOLOL

Nobody quote this. This was simply a joke with a friend

:D Everyone hates me now! LOLOL

[Anglachel]

the pc remark was about how he/she used "fag fanatic"

i cant type either so i am not one to judge about punctuation/capitalization.

I'm not saying every BR fanatic is a fag. I love them. I'm saying this guy personally. And I dont know any other PC rather than a computer

[Kepone-Factory]

:rolleyes: you're missing the point.

[sketchyjoe]

I think he was objecting to your use of the word 'fag'.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Greg Graffin is still the man.


I don't think even the "American Jesus" would approve.


/bad

[Anglachel]

I use fag to insult anybody and everybody.

I dont think the 'American Jesus' approves of gay people either :\.

"..and so he made man and woman for each other..."

-The Bible

This has gone nowhere LOL

[asdf]

F'uck. Nobody needs gossip. Its dumb. Plain and simple. Very truthfully, this is probly some fag fanatic that got plastic surgery to look like Greg and dicided too do this a a prank
Or Howard Dean. Either way...

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

I use fag to insult anybody and everybody.

I dont think the 'American Jesus' approves of gay people either :\.

"..and so he made man and woman for each other..."

-The Bible

This has gone nowhere LOLAnd you are going nowhere in this forum.

[sketchyjoe]

I use fag to insult anybody and everybody.

I dont think the 'American Jesus' approves of gay people either :\.

"..and so he made man and woman for each other..."

-The Bible

This has gone nowhere LOL
You are talking out of your arse.

[Anglachel]

And you are going nowhere in this forum.


Thats why i typed:

This has gone nowhere LOL!

[Pale-Folklore]

asdf jkl;

Registered User has made many enemies in his first 20 posts

i hope by Jan. 2006 i will have under 1000 posts!

[Anglachel]

asdf jkl;

Registered User has made many enemies in his first 20 posts

i hope by Jan. 2006 i will have under 1000 posts!


Matt you only know that cause i jus told u on msn

and for you're comfort

Dont hate Pale-Folklore cause of me! I'm just acting stupid! For the purpose of ebtertainment! LOLOL

[Pale-Folklore]

Matt you only know that cause i jus told u on msn

stfu or ban

/ashamed to be friends/talking with SearchForTheTruth

[Anglachel]

stfu or ban

/ashamed to be friends/talking with SearchForTheTruth


Dont hate Pale-Folklore cause of me! I'm just acting stupid! For the purpose of ebtertainment! LOLOL


I could strip you of admin!

[obese_breasts]

All bickering aside, this was hilarious.

[Anglachel]

All bickering aside, this was hilarious.


Agreed.

[Pale-Folklore]

i'm going to stop posting in here right now

before i get ****in banned !

[Anglachel]

i'm going to stop posting in here right now

before i get ****in banned !


Your not. Nobody will ban you for being my friend.

Thats stupid and (i think the word is...) inhumane

[AIRIC]

This is an internet forum it's not inhumane.

[Lazybassplr56]

This is creepy on so many levels.

[Brain Toad]

ATTN: SearchForTheTruth and Pale-Folklore

Keep your stupid little private conversations confined to instant messengers and improve your posting in this thread and others or you will be banned.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Back to the ingeniousness of my American Jesus joke.


It was very non genius.

[Nerdcore753]

hehe

The original topic and the off-topic posts made me chuckle.

[echos]

I don't know whether I'm more bothered by Greg or his fans.

[sketchyjoe]

The fact that the girl (and her boyfriend) thought it was cool rather than incredibly disturbing really made me laugh.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

The fact that the girl (and her boyfriend) thought it was cool rather than incredibly disturbing really made me laugh.That guy was supposed to be her boyfriend? That makes it much less disturbing. I though he was supposed to be her brother.

[Ghostfire3]

That guy was supposed to be her boyfriend? That makes it much less disturbing. I though he was supposed to be her brother.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ha ha ha, now that would be disturbing.

[Anarcho Poser]

I wouldn't approve of my girlfriend taking off her clothes for anyone, I don't care who he is. That's just me though.

[me likes punk]

Did she masturbate too? Creepy.

[TakeWarning]

That ****'s wack.

[time bomb]

*burns bad religion cd's out of disgust and shame...then continues pissing himself laughing

[holy_roller99]

this just goes to show that everyone has a weird side. besides he is human klike us and if he does this there is noi reason to boycott his music. i am sure everyone has done something incredibly disturbing on the net. (i smell a new thread)

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Come on guys, let Greg do what he wants. It must look pretty appealing to see him so far away embarassing himself, and pick on him, but I'm sure you've got your own pessimistic lines. Just because he'll give you nothing doesn't mean you have to hold it against him. I know sometimes I feel like mutual masturbation on webcam too but I wold never do it if 1000 more fools on an internet forum made fun of me. If he likes his sinister goo all over a computer screen that's his business. The way you're acting i could say you are the government, and I'm sure Greg would appreciate you guys not picking on his forbidden beat. You guys need to stop making fun of his habits. When? Now. It's not like you'll always have to suffer just because of Gregs webcam habits.



The above post is pure genius. It includes 11 Bad religion song references. I'll leave it to you to find them.

Also it has one Gorilla Biscuit lyrics reference. That one will be tough to pick out.

[Flagjacket]

Come on guys, let Greg do what he wants. It must look pretty appealing to see him so far away embarassing himself, and pick on him, but I'm sure you've got your own pessimistic lines. Just because he'll give you nothing doesn't mean you have to hold it against him. I know sometimes I feel like mutua masturbation on webcam too but I wold never do it if 1000 more fools on an internet forum made fun of me. If he likes his sinister goo all over a computer screen that's his business. The way you're acting i could say you are the government, and I'm sure Greg would appreciate you guys not picking on his forbidden beat. You guys need to stop making fun of his habits. When? Now. It's not like you'll always have to suffer just because of Gregs webcam habits.



The above post is pure genius. It includes 11 Bad religion song references. I'll leave it to you to find them.
I think I got some.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

I think I got some.Congrats.

[Rise Me Up]

Ewewewew.

[sketchyjoe]

Come on guys, let Greg do what he wants. It must look pretty appealing to see him so far away embarassing himself, and pick on him, but I'm sure you've got your own pessimistic lines. Just because he'll give you nothing doesn't mean you have to hold it against him. I know sometimes I feel like mutua masturbation on webcam too but I wold never do it if 1000 more fools on an internet forum made fun of me. If he likes his sinister goo all over a computer screen that's his business. The way you're acting i could say you are the government, and I'm sure Greg would appreciate you guys not picking on his forbidden beat. You guys need to stop making fun of his habits. When? Now. It's not like you'll always have to suffer just because of Gregs webcam habits.

But there's no evidence that the girl was over 18 or that he cared if she was or not. That's what makes him a sad pervert.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

It doesn't matter. The majority of that post makes very little sense in my blind attempt to fit in as many Bad Religion references I could.

[TakeWarning]

Where's the GB reference?

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Oooh, that one I put in there not even realizing it but I'm listening to GB and I heard it in Stand Still so I edited it to say I included a GB reference.

Just listen to Stand Still it'll jump out at you.

[thepo]

Come on guys, let Greg do what he wants. It must look pretty appealing to see him so far away embarassing himself, and pick on him, but I'm sure you've got your own pessimistic lines. Just because he'll give you nothing doesn't mean you have to hold it against him. I know sometimes I feel like mutua masturbation on webcam too but I wold never do it if 1000 more fools on an internet forum made fun of me. If he likes his sinister goo all over a computer screen that's his business. The way you're acting i could say you are the government, and I'm sure Greg would appreciate you guys not picking on his forbidden beat. You guys need to stop making fun of his habits. When? Now. It's not like you'll always have to suffer just because of Gregs webcam habits.

I don't listen to Gorilla Biscuits though. And I'm not sure if the third one is right.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Come on guys, let Greg do what he wants. It must look pretty appealing to see him so far away embarassing himself, and pick on him, but I'm sure you've got your own pessimistic lines. Just because he'll give you nothing doesn't mean you have to hold it against him. I know sometimes I feel like mutua masturbation on webcam too but I wold never do it if 1000 more fools on an internet forum made fun of me. If he likes his sinister goo all over a computer screen that's his business. The way you're acting i could say you are the government, and I'm sure Greg would appreciate you guys not picking on his forbidden beat. You guys need to stop making fun of his habits. When? Now. It's not like you'll always have to suffer just because of Gregs webcam habits.

I don't listen to Gorilla Biscuits though. And I'm not sure if the third one is right.Yeah, "So Far Away" isn't one and you missed one other. When someone finds that last one I'll tell you guys the GB reference.

Ok, sorry. There isn't a GB refernce. Listening to Stand Still I thought he says mutual masturbation, but he acutally says mental masturbation.

My bad.

You still have to find one more though.

[thepo]

Yeah, "So Far Away" isn't one and you missed one other. When someone finds that last one I'll tell you guys the GB reference.


Sometimes I feel like?

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

Sometimes I feel like?That's it.

You've won invisible high-fives, some respect, and imaginary rep.

Congratulations.

[thepo]

That's it.

You've won invisible high-fives, some respect, and imaginary rep.

Congratulations.

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[wicky428]

Now this has got out, he's humiliated himself so badly. I didn't think legends did that...

[DaveToopes]

Now this has got out, he's humiliated himself so badly. I didn't think legends did that...

You're telling me that you didn't think men masturbated?

[wicky428]

No, i'm telling you that most legends don't humiliate themselves by masturbating on a web cam to a chubby chick.

[DaveToopes]

No, i'm telling you that most legends don't humiliate themselves by masturbating on a web cam to a chubby chick.

I bet you talk to a lot of legends huh?

[wicky428]

No, but when when have you heard of this kind of thing happening before?

[DaveToopes]

Every day.

[Rise Me Up]

No, but when when have you heard of this kind of thing happening before?

It's happened to most of them. You don't get out a lot, eh?

[DaveToopes]

Why, just yesterday Ethan was seen masturbating on webcam with a slightly obese girl.

[wicky428]

Ok.

[wicky428]

It's happened to most of them. You don't get out a lot, eh?
It appears so.

[Rise Me Up]

Ok.

Ethan Robinson? OH GOD DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!?!

[sketchyjoe]

No, i'm telling you that most legends don't humiliate themselves by masturbating on a web cam to a chubby chick.There's far cooler way to look like a perverted freak.

Chuck Berry pissed on chicks. Now that's legendary.

[DaveToopes]

There's far cooler way to look like a perverted freak.

Chuck Berry pissed on chicks. Now that's legendary.

Haha, didn't R. Kelly pee on chicks too?

[sketchyjoe]

I thought he just ****ed 13 year olds on video.

[wicky428]

Every day.
I meant legend as in someone with a status as high as Greg's.

[DaveToopes]

I thought he just ****ed 13 year olds on video.

I think that was it.

I remember Chappelle made fun of R. Kelly and said something about peeing on girls.

[Rise Me Up]

I think that was it.

I remember Chappelle made fun of R. Kelly and said something about peeing on girls.

He peed on 13 year olds.

[DaveToopes]

I meant legend as in someone with a status as high as Greg's.

Oh okay, I had no idea you meant that before. I am so sorry!


Sarcasm!

He peed on 13 year olds.

That's hot. :naughty:

[Liebensaft]

I think that was it.

I remember Chappelle made fun of R. Kelly and said something about peeing on girls.
That episode was hilarious. He parodied an R Kelly video and the hook line was "I wanna pee on you". I think the song was titled "Piss on You" or something like that.

[DaveToopes]

That episode was hilarious. He parodied an R Kelly video and the hook line was "I wanna pee on you". I think the song was titled "Piss on You" or something like that.

Hahahaha now I remember. That episode was great.

[Billy]

I read about this in the NN2S forums. I really hope Mitch does a strip about it.

[ThisUserIsAPipebomb]

I read about this in the NN2S forums. I really hope Mitch does a strip about it.
Right. He's in the middle of an arc and by the time the arc is finished, it'll be too passe

[Billy]

Yeah. Ghey. He should just make it now and continue the tallbike strip later. Even though it's pretty funny.

[Brain Toad]

I thought he just ****ed 13 year olds on video.

He peed on her too.

[sketchyjoe]

Hardcore.

[victimofreality]

No, but when when have you heard of this kind of thing happening before?
Pee Wee Herman go caught masturbating in a theater.

[Berserker!]

What a legend

[Weezerfan_returns]

There's far cooler way to look like a perverted freak.

Chuck Berry pissed on chicks. Now that's legendary.


Really? i knew he started a restaurant that had cameras in the womens room, but did he really piss on chicks?

[KingOfSka]

I don't get it, it's asking me to log in.

[sketchyjoe]

Really? i knew he started a restaurant that had cameras in the womens room, but did he really piss on chicks?
Yep. And chicks pissed on him.

It's on video.

[Liebensaft]

Yep. And chicks pissed on him.

It's on video.
That's some ****ed up ****.

[time bomb]

didnt woody allen f'uck the olsen twins? im pretty sure he's a pedo. and pete townsend's on the sex-offenders list in britain now, i dont know the whole story bout that, but its somethin bout he reckons that he was "researchin" somethin bout child-pawn for sum exposing documentary or some s'hit, and got caught doin his "research" or somethin. can someone shed more light on that story because i dont know s'hit

[KingOfSka]

didnt woody allen f'uck the olsen twins? im pretty sure he's a pedo. and pete townsend's on the sex-offenders list in britain now, i dont know the whole story bout that, but its somethin bout he reckons that he was "researchin" somethin bout child-pawn for sum exposing d0cumentary or some s'hit, and got caught doin his "research" or somethin. can someone shed more light on that story because i dont know s'hit

Yeah that was in Thailand. He was arrested for on suspiscion of posessing, making, and distributing "indecent images" of Thai children.

[Liebensaft]

didnt woody allen f'uck the olsen twins?
The thought of Woody Allen having sex with anything is hilarious.

[Lazybassplr56]

:lol:

[AIRIC]

I just got selected for free gas for a year! God Bless this thread!

[DrGolovaCroxby]

you kids are lame. let the dude wank it just like all of you do. whom did he hurt? nobody. you guys are like a ****ing sewing circle or something.

[Fritz Plays Bass]

I've heard on several forums that this is indeed fake. I don't know that I really believe it.

[holy_roller99]

to be honest i find it hard to believe too. it seems a little messed up for it to be greg but i guess that is what he likes to do if it is true.

[EightMilesHigh]

didnt woody allen f'uck the olsen twins? im pretty sure he's a pedo.

He had sex with his adopted daughter. :o

[Liebensaft]

He had sex with his adopted daughter. :o
Oh yeah, I heard about that. Pretty ****ed up ****.

[ThePassionOfTheKasey]

I've heard on several forums that this is indeed fake. I don't know that I really believe it.
I idolize Greg as much as or more than anybody, but I'm pretty sure this is real.

[shamed-angel]

Sometimes I Feel Like... I'm Going To Jizz on My Computer.

But hey, she must look pretty appealing!

Greg Graffin = Genius. Simple as that.

[Anti-Prefix]

Sometimes I Feel Like... I'm Going To Jizz on My Computer.

But hey, she must look pretty appealing!

Greg Graffin = Genius. Simple as that.

Except for the fact that he likes and patronizes fast food. He's got his kinks, like everyone.

[Billy]

I knew Mitch'd make a NN2S on this.

[Buzzbomb]

Link...

[DeadReligion]

Who cares? Let him jerk it. The only thing is...doesn't he have a wife? Then I'd have a problem with it...but, hey, it's his ****ing business. He's still a genius and my idol. Also, I realize this comes VERY late.

[AIRIC]

Hey man I think we covered that like 5 months ago.

[sketchyjoe]

Good times.

[Liebensaft]

It's just as strange in May as it was in December.

[Brain Toad]

ROFL ROFL ROFL