Van Houchi

[genitals_are_funny]

This is my bands new song mostly about abortion and adoption sorta in our own little way
feel free to give crits and tips since its not fully finished

Van houchi


Don’t drink or drive….
or get abortions
Don’t tell lies
or do adoptions

cos the baby is crying
animals are dying
and your dad, said,to,you

piss of you cu*t…..
van houchis in town
disabled paraplegic clown

if you did fight
the son of mary
the punk rock princess would kill
cos shes pregnant
having a baby
but she wants an abortion now!
and gran says

piss of you cu*t…..
van houchis in town
disabled paraplegic clown


they run away
to a boarding school
where kids just play and run around
no mum or dad
just friends beside them
then some bitch picks one up
turns him in to a priest and says

piss of you cu*t…..
van houchis in town
disabled paraplegic clown

Cos van houchi
is a friend of mine
he looks after all the stolen kids
bashes mums
that have abortions
and kicks there dads in the nuts
and my dog said

piss of you cu*t…..
van houchis in town
disabled paraplegic clown

if I was drunk
and boned some chick
and found out she was pregnant the next day
id say to her
lets get married
but after 6 months don’t take my stuff
and she’d say


piss of you cu*t…..
van houchis in town
disabled paraplegic clown

[SubtleDagger]

No joke songs.

And don't give me the "this isn't a joke song" rap, because if it's not it's one of the worst non-joke songs I've ever seen.