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S-Tin-Gray
11-29-2005, 06:57 AM
Just wondering how we're all doing in the fingertip area.

Anybody had their fingertip(s) explode?

Skit
11-29-2005, 07:05 AM
What a weird thread :lol:
Dont you normally have more than 1 callouse per finger anyway?

S-Tin-Gray
11-29-2005, 07:12 AM
What a weird thread :lol:
Dont you normally have more than 1 callouse per finger anyway?

Nope!
My index and ring fingers are the largest on the left hand... I guess they've blended together in an orgy of hardness. The right hand ones have always been big... However, if we want to be more accurate, "How many fingers have callouses on them?".

Machines
11-29-2005, 07:18 AM
Anybody had their fingertip(s) explode?

Yeh man i have laods of times !!! its ok tho cuz they grew bak lolz

Jamie
11-29-2005, 08:02 AM
What a stupid thread!

Esp Griffyn
11-29-2005, 08:24 AM
Ridiculous thread

Fingertip explosion :lol:

Sade
11-29-2005, 08:27 AM
I've got a big callous on the left side of my dick, if you really want to know.

No, I'm not kidding. I masturbate alot...

Calloused hands=dick's gotta toughen up. I can actually play bass with it.

SixnStones
11-29-2005, 09:52 AM
^ you amuse me

PainKiller8191
11-29-2005, 09:58 AM
an orgy of hardness
:confused:

naut
11-29-2005, 11:25 AM
No, I'm not kidding. I masturbate alot...

you still thinking about goin' for the record?

Noushi
11-29-2005, 11:28 AM
Doh, I answered before reading it was solely fingertip callouses... :upset:

I counted my weight lifting and work callouses.... bah....

Jamie
11-29-2005, 11:28 AM
How many would that be?

Khanzo
11-29-2005, 11:35 AM
9 good ones

left hand:
index finger
middle finger
ring finger
PINKY!!!!!

right hand:
middle finger
tip of index finger
next to finger nail on thumb
right hand side of first knuckle on index finger
thumb knuckle


but 2 are from paintballing (last 2)

Sade
11-29-2005, 12:25 PM
you still thinking about goin' for the record?

Actually, last weekend-I tired, and failed. I got to 10 times in about 6 hours, but I was just dead.

The next day I went for about 13 in a shorter period...

With enough practice I'll be able to do it.

naut
11-29-2005, 12:28 PM
i wouldn't doubt it. what a feat it would be! our very own MX Masturbation Champ.:cool:

Sade
11-29-2005, 12:30 PM
i wouldn't doubt it. what a feat it would be! our very own MX Masturbation Champ.:cool:

I totally could have done more if I wanted to, as well.

I havn't had sex in so long, dude. Def. makes it easier.

Sade
11-29-2005, 12:31 PM
Or maybe not, now that I think about it...

FREAKofNATURE
11-29-2005, 12:45 PM
I have eleven. Kind of weird.

Purple Alien
11-29-2005, 02:49 PM
Left:
Thumb
Index
Middle
Ring
Pinky (barely)


Right:
Index
Middle
Thumb

The thumb ones are mostly from all the video games I used to play...

PaulSimonon
11-29-2005, 02:52 PM
I have 11 callouses from bass playing altogether, I think.


*shrugs*

kilian
11-29-2005, 02:53 PM
SPAMFEST :p

d-basser
11-29-2005, 03:22 PM
Is it true that during early rhcp stuff flea used to burst any bass playing blisters an fill them with super glue? that'd be harder than a calouses though probably not a good idea.

Bassr0ck
11-29-2005, 03:23 PM
The sad thing is I can't tell wether we're telling the number of our callouses or how many times we've masturbated in 6 hours. :thumb:

PaulSimonon
11-29-2005, 03:24 PM
It probably is. There are people on these boards that do that. As long as the glue is non-toxic, you ought to be alright.



I don't get blisters... *shrugs*

Phalanx
11-29-2005, 03:28 PM
I've got a big callous on the left side of my dick, if you really want to know.

No, I'm not kidding. I masturbate alot...

Calloused hands=dick's gotta toughen up. I can actually play bass with it.

Sade, what i find strange is how you used to call People Morons for stupid posts :wave:

what's worse is that you're not even funny :\

Jody LeCompte
11-29-2005, 03:29 PM
I have a calloues on all 8 fingers, one on the side of my left thumb frm playing in the high register with it, and various callouses on my right thumb. I figure one on the side is from slap, and the other from dting/thumb play

TheBassman238
11-29-2005, 03:32 PM
Actually, last weekend-I tired, and failed. I got to 10 times in about 6 hours, but I was just dead.

The next day I went for about 13 in a shorter period...

With enough practice I'll be able to do it.


lmfao what would be the rcords your going for...:lol:

i think that my love rod would fall right off...:upset:

-TBM

fltlnbassist
11-29-2005, 03:34 PM
i have calosus(sp) on all my fingers inclluding(sp) my thumbs kinda weird i think

FU.CKY.OU
11-29-2005, 04:45 PM
I have have 6 on my fingertips, but if we're counting all together i have 12...but the other 6 are from lifting weights.

rhinestone04
11-29-2005, 05:30 PM
Uhh, I don't really get calluses anymore, or at least not by my definition of callous. My fingertips are just hard now, but not like callous hard, I guess tough is the word.

peeted
11-29-2005, 05:35 PM
10, all fingers except my left and thumb.. and the 10th? the end of my litle toe (i have no idia why though)

naut
11-29-2005, 06:09 PM
lmfao what would be the rcords your going for...:lol:

he must have at least 37 orgasms in 24 hours to beat the current record.

Tryxx
11-29-2005, 06:29 PM
Cut the spam a wee bit.

S-Tin-Gray
11-29-2005, 06:29 PM
There was a point to this... seeing how many pickers out there with 0-4, how many regular bass players (6-7 fingers have callouses on them) and seeing how many people go all out with each finger calloused.

bassistuvdoom731
11-29-2005, 06:31 PM
I have none. Never had any either.

bryce_the_cat
11-29-2005, 06:38 PM
i have calouses (s/p) on my hands, but not on my fingers.

nicatterberry
11-29-2005, 06:39 PM
he must have at least 37 orgasms in 24 hours to beat the current record.


I have to say that is amazing.

Thonk
11-29-2005, 06:39 PM
I have none. Never had any either.
Same here..

Worrpigs
11-29-2005, 06:42 PM
7
right hand;
left side of thumb
index
middle
pointer
left hand;
index
middle
pointer.

Liebensaft
11-29-2005, 06:43 PM
I have a calloues on all 8 fingers...
Were you in some kind of accident?

Worrpigs
11-29-2005, 06:43 PM
he must have at least 37 orgasms in 24 hours to beat the current record.
ouch. thats alot.

funkyhoney
11-29-2005, 06:43 PM
i have one of these on my arm:
http://www.shop-pitsco.com/pitsco3/itm_img/58678.jpg
callouses are a thing of the past :thumb:

Liebensaft
11-29-2005, 06:44 PM
Same here..
Me too. I don't have callouses, but my fingertips are a bit tougher. I don't play often enough though. :upset: Maybe half an hour a day.

Jody LeCompte
11-29-2005, 06:45 PM
Were you in some kind of accident?
I just use all 8 fingers in some way or another

Liebensaft
11-29-2005, 06:48 PM
all 8 fingers
I have 10 fingers.

Jody LeCompte
11-29-2005, 06:50 PM
I have 10 fingers.
I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

With 10 fingers you should be playing piano.

Munky_Jam
11-29-2005, 06:51 PM
to CHOKING VICTIM: actually no you don't. the thumb isnot a finger it is a carpel-dactyl didgit

Munky_Jam
11-29-2005, 06:52 PM
I actually have atleast 8. 1 on each finger on left hand. One on each finger on the right and my thumb on the right - however the one on the pinky comes and goes

Liebensaft
11-29-2005, 06:53 PM
to CHOKING VICTIM: actually no you don't. the thumb isnot a finger it is a carpel-dactyl didgit
Smartass.:rolleyes: :lol:

nicatterberry
11-29-2005, 06:54 PM
How is the thumb any different from normal fingers.

naut
11-29-2005, 06:54 PM
i have one of these on my arm:
http://www.shop-pitsco.com/pitsco3/itm_img/58678.jpg
callouses are a thing of the past :thumb:

i have one of these:

http://www.askmen.com/love/product_guide/pictures/39_product_review.JPG

vaginas are a thing of the past.:thumb:

godzillarator
11-29-2005, 07:06 PM
I totally could have done more if I wanted to, as well.

I havn't had sex in so long, dude. Def. makes it easier.


I swear to god i only read these forums to be a noob and to read sades posts

Munky_Jam
11-29-2005, 07:15 PM
Sorry its a character flaw
Smartass.:rolleyes: :lol: