Post here and get banned.

[Riva]

For 1 day. Unless you rhyme your paragraphs.

Have fun!
Don't run!

[Shadows]

...


Am I a mod yet?

Or should I shift my mindset?

I should be modded for that rhyme right there. You and I both know it, Jason.

[xizoesira]

This thread is more homosexual than HeavyRiva is robosexual.

[Riva]

Oh gosh you guys. Either rhyme or get banned. That's the plan.

[RideTheSpiral]

Hey you can't edit....uh give me some credit?

[Shadows]

I would rhyme, but I don't have that much time.

[PepsiMetal]

Im listening to call of ktulu, because I dont want to fool you,
Im trying to rhyme in this post, having hard time by drinking pepsi and eating toast, but my paragraph is really lame, but Im not one to blame.

:upset:

[Jacaran]

Back in Black?

[Futuro]

Yo yo yo Im faith plus one!
My ryhmez are brighter then the sun!

[Shadows]

That was so bad I'm not even going to rhyme about it.

[Huber]

How can his rhymes be brighter than the sun?

This thread oughta be some fun.

[Futuro]

So what chu all doing for the holidays?
Im eating turkey, but you, no way.

You guys are to late, lost in my ryhmes of wonder.
Im the man who you can call BIG THUNDER!

[Riva]

Sup fools, it's one day now.

ShadowsFallen, take your last bow.

I'm going to be gone, for the next hour.

Let's hope this thread doesn't turn sour.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Riva sucks.

[Leper]

This is crazy but I'll play along, it's good practice for writing a song.

[xizoesira]

I rofl.

With my waffle.

[Futuro]

Heavy Riva Giving bans is wack!
Time for another MX Spam attack!

But I wont do that cause im technologically retarded.
The source code smells like heavy riva farted!

[PepsiMetal]

Very lame stuff there,
it's not even fair,
for people like me,
to compete for free.

[Jacaran]

Mod's are my gods.

They can ban whenever I span(m).

[PepsiMetal]

If you call that a rhyme,
It's a piss weak one,
Isn't even worth a dime,
But I think in this therad I'm done.

[PinkFreud]

jacaran, your rhymes are weak
the outcome for you looks real bleak
i was rhyming before the start of time
remember when i stabbed that mime?

[Bazarov]

Went to a concert last night, it wasn't very far
Saw a band their name was GWAR
They killed the Pope, and Bush too
And Oderus' penis shot purple goo

[Jacaranda]

PF I advise you to step off before I make you my BF.
Mr. Buckley is awful ugly. Ohshi...

I'm crap at rap.

[Futuro]

These are some of the greatest ryhmes, they even go back in time.

I liek tertlz
and i am a b0y
but dunt call me
a tertle b0y

I liek tertlez
and i liek doves
But dunt call me
a tertle dove

i have a name
and its not bobby
so dunt call me
names bobby

[Schyma]

What the hell is up with this thread?
What's on my head?
Ahh ROACH!!!!
Wow Larry Brown can't coach.
That ryme was pretty ****ty
It's a pitty
I'm horribly board right now but this thread has given me a new direction
It must be the sign of next resurrection
My grades are anything but perfection
I'm grounded til next year
So I'll run for another beer
Get drunk
This LSD is bunk
People who rip other peolple off should be danmed
Hope I don't get banned

[Leper]

'Freud stabbed a mime?
that's some crazy stuff
but it doesn't surprise me
mime's aren't very tough.

[PinkFreud]

PF I advise you to step off before I make you my BF.
Mr. Buckley is awful ugly. Ohshi...

I'm crap at rap.
dont insult jeff in front of me
do it again and i'll name you petey


yeah, messiah, i stabbed a mime
according to the police, its not even a crime

[Jacaranda]

Your rhymes are a wreck
Just like that guy... Beck?

[Futuro]

yeah, messiah, i stabbed a mime
according to the police, its not even a crime
Of cource it aint a crime
Gotta do something that counts
Blow up the pentagon
Or Snipe the whitehouse

[Schyma]

Wow lepper is going to get banned
He should be canned
I wish I had some dro
I hate my bro
He's a nerd
what a terd
Hey look a bird!
Ha made Ya look
Try reading a book you crook
Zeppelin sucks
So do the Bucks
I hope this thread can strive
before I can drive
I cant rap at all
I can still play b-ball

[=-fukifiknow-=]

i play with my penis
cum all the way to venus
then go for a stroll
fornicate a troll

[FatalEnergy]

This is the stupiest thread ever
The guy who made it is really not clever

[Leper]

Remind me never to become a mime
or I'd be getting stabbed all the time

[Space Dementia]

In 45 minutes I have to sit an exam
but here I am contributing to spam
See Riva I'm following the rule
so unban me before I kill you fool

[Schyma]

That's pretty sick
That you do that with your dick
But it's not as bad as killing a mime
How is that not a crime?
Killing is wrong
but not as bad someone stealing your mother's bong

[Leper]

I'm getting banned?
Why? Is it the name?
It'd be my first one,
So that'd really be a shame.

[PinkFreud]

That's pretty sick
That you do that with your dick
But it's not as bad as killing a mime
How is that not a crime?
Killing is wrong
but not as bad someone stealing your mother's bong
mime's arent real people
he was just a creep-le

now i need to go to sleep
my bed, it looks very deep

[Jacaranda]

I shot a Care Bear
But Jesus don't ****ing care
I took his hide and tied it to my bed post
He tried to give me a hug
Now he's dead and not so smug.

[Huber]

This would be better as a community thread.

Not just random blurbs about mimes being dead.

[6stringslinger]

instead of sitting in front of this computer
i'd rather be drinking a cold one at hooters
now you may think I am perverted and have bad taste
but I wouldnt mind having Parris Hilton sit on my face

[Wow]

Hi.
Bye.

[Leper]

This would be better as a community thread.

Not just random blurbs about mimes being dead.

It wasn't random
He actually did it
Come on now Huber
You got to get wit it.

[Schyma]

I wish I had a joint
or a point
Huber is going to be banned
oh well he doesn't look to tanned
What ever that means
I bought some new jeans
arn't I cool
Don't drool
:cool:

[Leper]

This is so much fun
But I gotta run
I hope I'm not banned when I get back
'Cause that would really be a kick in the sack
Anyways, I'm off to bed
So I'll bid you a fond farewell, thread.

[Jacaranda]

I've got two of me
My middle name ain't Lee
I wish I had to go pee
This rhyme is craz-ee
Gah, I'm really laz-ee
I'll be hitting the dusty trail
I don't mind if I get railed

[blue3]

What the hell is up with this thread
I loled at what he just said
I have to study for a huge test
That I detest
I want to take a nap
That rhyme was crap.

[Schyma]

Hey WOW
don't be such a cow
If you don't have a gnome
At your home
steal or deal
I'm downloading Catch a Fire
not by Chris Squire
It's by Bob Marley
It should pretty narley
Badmoon sent it out
without a doubt
this thread will never die
if does I'll cry
and say good-bye

[Schyma]

I feel alone
as dry as a bone
as empty as a clone
Does anyone like Out to Lunch?
It goes good with brunch
how about Bitches Brew?
It goes bad with Mountain Dew
how about Hot Rats?
It appeals to cool cats
or demented bats
Well I guess I'm done
left with none :(

[mprules]

fcuk off, this thread is sh!t
please mod send it to the pit

[Riva]

Heh, I think my Aussie sense of humour gets away with me at times.

Sorry, fellows.

[manuscriptreplica]

fcuk off, this thread is sh!t
please mod send it to the pit

I agree
R+M should be free
of this thread
it makes the place look quite dead.