If you had to buy an MXer a Christmas present, what would it be? [Archive]

Teh Glees0rz

11-06-2005, 07:44 AM

I was going to post this next month, but I probably would've forgotten about it by then. :lol:

So, anyway, what you get another MXer for Christmas?

I think Gav would love these:

Mmm... Girl pants... (http://www.empiregirl.com/images/bottoms/athletic_pants.jpg) :thumb:

tim_commerfordism

11-06-2005, 07:47 AM

how about no.

SixnStones

11-06-2005, 07:51 AM

:lol: at teh glees0rz. lighten up - at tim_c. I'd get Led_Zep a book on dinosaurs.

Phalanx

11-06-2005, 07:58 AM

I'd get lemmy a Nirvana tab book, shouldn't be to hard for someone who's been playing that long :rolleyes:

I'd get Supernaut some decent clothes

Chris K, i'll get him a kilo of Dairy Milk because he needs to become fat like a bassist should be.

You

11-06-2005, 07:59 AM

I'd get someone to get me a Vintage EST96AF :)

Raiven

11-06-2005, 08:22 AM

I'll get Zender a resident evil 4 blow up sex doll.

tim_commerfordism

11-06-2005, 08:26 AM

:lol: at teh glees0rz. lighten up - at tim_c. I'd get Led_Zep a book on dinosaurs.

sarcasm cant be taken on the internet, can it? ;)

Rollo47

11-06-2005, 08:36 AM

Especially when there is not hint of sarcasm given.

SixnStones

11-06-2005, 08:42 AM

Especially when there is not hint of sarcasm given.
123. I hate it when people say something, get flamed for it, and claim they were being sarcastic

Rollo47

11-06-2005, 08:44 AM

I'll get Zender a resident evil 4 blow up sex doll.

I wouldn't call Zender an MXer anymore. He hasn't been here for a very long time.

Raiven

11-06-2005, 08:50 AM

I wouldn't call Zender an MXer anymore. He hasn't been here for a very long time.

Benedict is and will like it.

Or no sex doll.

That will make him mad.

neal_672

11-06-2005, 10:08 AM

I'd buy Fatbandit the girl he wants

;)

If that were possible of course, not suggesting girls aree commodities to eb traded with...

:amaze:

*digs deeper*

trumpeter

11-06-2005, 10:10 AM

i would get kibuddy his bongo, or ray

Kibuddy

11-06-2005, 10:16 AM

i would get kibuddy his bongo, or ray

:D

I would get trumpeter a bigass slab of spalted maple. And I'd steal his pine tree back from those filthy lumberjacks.

trumpeter

11-06-2005, 10:18 AM

i would also buy sade a hyperbass.

lemoley

11-06-2005, 10:23 AM

i would buy fatbandit a yamaha attitude bass :)

FU.CKY.OU

11-06-2005, 10:32 AM

I'd....buy the person a musicians friend giftcard.

Ting

11-06-2005, 10:48 AM

I'd get everyone a Mark Hoppus sig just to piss a lot of people off >:)

lemoley

11-06-2005, 10:50 AM

I'd get everyone a Mark Hoppus sig just to piss a lot of people off >:)
i actualy wouldnt mind it if you did man :)

Ting

11-06-2005, 10:51 AM

i actualy wouldnt mind it if you did man :)
Craptacular...

trumpeter

11-06-2005, 10:52 AM

a free bass is a free bass.

Ting

11-06-2005, 10:57 AM

a free bass is a free bass.
Hows bout a cookie? :lol:

peeted

11-06-2005, 11:21 AM

i wouldnt say no to a mark hoppus sig bass, i could sell it to some poor blink kid for lots of money.

the101er

11-06-2005, 11:37 AM

I'd buy lemoley an amazing deck and trumpeter617...

er...

er!...

ER!...

a trumpet?

naut

11-06-2005, 11:37 AM

i think i'd have to get Phalanx some ultra-absorbent diapers. the ones he's got just aren't working out.

Sade

11-06-2005, 11:38 AM

I would buy Led_Zeppelin a 5th grade Science textbook.

naut

11-06-2005, 11:46 AM

indeed.:lol:

Wintermute

11-06-2005, 11:49 AM

I would buy Sade a temper.

irishslappop

11-06-2005, 11:51 AM

i would buy E P and Sade the full discographies of jedi mind tricks, ahsop(sp?) rock, and immortal technique.

Sade

11-06-2005, 11:53 AM

I would buy Sade a temper.

Remind me to cross "Sense of Humor" off your christmas list.

Sade

11-06-2005, 11:56 AM

i would buy E P and Sade the full discographies of jedi mind tricks, ahsop(sp?) rock, and immortal technique.

That would be amazing.

MasterofBass

11-06-2005, 12:38 PM

I'd get everyone a Mark Hoppus sig just to piss a lot of people off >:)

I wouldn't care, free bass, why not?

Hmm... I'd give some lucky person a piece of pocket lint :thumb:

Arrakakaka

11-06-2005, 12:41 PM

I'd get lemmy a Nirvana tab book, shouldn't be to hard for someone who's been playing that long :rolleyes:
Super pwned. Ouch.

kilian

11-06-2005, 12:59 PM

i think i'd have to get Phalanx some ultra-absorbent diapers. the ones he's got just aren't working out.
You get the warwick with a real dildo lower horn (and upper) so you can deepthroat it, or give pleasure to a girl while playing bass :rolleyes:

trumpeter

11-06-2005, 01:05 PM

I'd buy lemoley an amazing deck and trumpeter617...

er...

er!...

ER!...

a trumpet?

only if its a monette, the waiting list is something absurd like 15 years

http://www.monette.net/newsite/images/instrument_nirvikalpa.jpg

teh secks...minus the design.

naut

11-06-2005, 01:07 PM

You get the warwick with a real dildo lower horn (and upper) so you can deepthroat it, or give pleasure to a girl while playing bass :rolleyes:

hmm, you think you could mount a pocket-pussy on there as well?

naut

11-06-2005, 01:10 PM

Super pwned. Ouch.

Phalanx is an Oprah-strength douchebag. don't let his pathetic attempts at humor deceive you.

kilian

11-06-2005, 01:23 PM

hmm, you think you could mount a pocket-pussy on there as well?
In the back? Sure.. with a little bit of an angle, some soft rubber with a hole into it. 'To quickly change the battery when it dies'.

Will work :thumb:

sixner

11-06-2005, 01:24 PM

I'd buy A7Xbass tickets to see A7X......

and then i'd be waiting for that bass whammy :lol:
-sixner

naut

11-06-2005, 01:26 PM

In the back? Sure.. with a little bit of an angle, some soft rubber with a hole into it. 'To quickly change the battery when it dies'.

Will work :thumb:

fantastic.:cool:

AlmightyPancake

11-06-2005, 01:53 PM

I'd buy sade his very own back brace.

Foxfire

11-06-2005, 02:05 PM

I'd buy AlmightyPancake a GT-7.

For 473 USD. Shipped.

Sade

11-06-2005, 02:08 PM

I'd buy AlmightyPancake a GT-7.

For 473 USD. Shipped.

hahahahah

Esp Griffyn

11-06-2005, 02:25 PM

Id buy Fatbandit a 1 string bass lol

British Kid

11-06-2005, 02:46 PM

i'd just do what i always do...... I'LL KNIT EVERYONE SCARVES!!!! :cool: i'm just cool like that.

Led_Zeppelin678

11-06-2005, 02:48 PM

I'd buy AtomicAnt a rig that could handle his franken-bass.

sk8inbassist17

11-06-2005, 02:50 PM

i would give someone an old bass string.

Phalanx

11-06-2005, 02:55 PM

I'd probably buy Havic a computer, the one you can see in his Bumblebee video is crap :(

lemoley

11-06-2005, 03:00 PM

I'd buy lemoley an amazing deck and trumpeter617...

er...

er!...

ER!...

a trumpet?
a deck?

as in the skateboarding sense?

fatbandit

11-06-2005, 03:12 PM

So Mike and Neal get whatever they want for Christmas if they can supply the girl and the Attitude bass :lol:

As for the 1 String... Go for it! Sandberg FTW!

I'd buy everyone something useful like... metronomes ^_^

Not that I'm saying you all need help with timing... :amaze:

:smash:

Teh Glees0rz

11-06-2005, 03:30 PM

Someone get me a Yamaha RBX774 and I'll "wuv 'em 4eva". :D

I want Gav to see those lovely girl pants.

Keep up the good work guys. :thumb:

AlmightyPancake

11-06-2005, 07:14 PM

I'd buy AlmightyPancake a GT-7.

For 473 USD. Shipped.
**** you foxy!!!

godzillarator

11-06-2005, 09:13 PM

id buy you all a life ha ha

PWNED

im sry

nicatterberry

11-06-2005, 09:20 PM

I'd buy sade his very own back brace.

http://tinypic.com/e7f3wn.jpg
^ A.P
http://www.eesch.com/Images/Brace%20Picture.jpg

What's that?

pukeboy66

11-06-2005, 09:25 PM

id buy soup a zon hyper bass

BassVirtuoso

11-06-2005, 09:45 PM

I'd buy Sade some of these.

http://studentaffairs.sdstate.edu/StudentUnion/OutbackJacks/Outdoor%20Rec/Balls.jpg

AlmightyPancake

11-06-2005, 09:46 PM

I'd buy Sade some of these.

http://studentaffairs.sdstate.edu/StudentUnion/OutbackJacks/Outdoor%20Rec/Balls.jpg
Yes, he could do with a hobby.

Thonk

11-06-2005, 10:22 PM

I'd buy Sixner an Avatar 4x10. And buy Sade a Zon Hyperbass tailored to his needs.

Charmand G

11-07-2005, 08:25 AM

In the back? Sure.. with a little bit of an angle, some soft rubber with a hole into it. 'To quickly change the battery when it dies'.

Will work :thumb:

Make a hole through the body, just below the bridge. When you stick it through: ta-da!! A vibrato system, for both bass and throat. :)

Jamie

11-07-2005, 09:44 AM

I'd buy LR a new Cleet for inside her F hole... :lol:

:upset:

I'd buy Wintermute a Zon Hyperbass

I'd buy Roee a 1 stringed Squier.. he'd still kick most of our asses :lol:

neal_672

11-07-2005, 10:10 AM

sheephead

11-07-2005, 10:52 AM

I'd buy Jamie some train tickets so he could get to Bassday UK. Of course it would need to be an early xmas present.

bottlerocket

11-07-2005, 11:33 AM

Thanks for the girl pants. :lol:

I'd get LeftShoe a bunch of CDs. I can't list them all, but he knows. :p

:thumb:

-Gav

Worrpigs

11-07-2005, 12:15 PM

Id buy Ben like 100 lbs of KB, Franny would get that Schecter hes been wanting. id get all the mods something cause theyre cool guys. Id buy Gav a bass autographed by Matt Rubano(spelling?), Justin(tryxx) would get money to pay back his mom for spotting him cash for the warwick, plus a little extra spending cash, and I dont know what id get WM, but I'll guess and get him fretless/fretted 4, 5 and 6 string Vintage basses. Id get Erick backstage passes to a slipknot show, and for the rest of MX'ers theyd get like 100 bucks

BassVirtuoso

11-07-2005, 02:44 PM

Prostitutes for everyone!

pukeboy66

11-07-2005, 02:58 PM

Prostitutes for everyone!

SCORE!

jaco jr

11-07-2005, 03:37 PM

ooh yay prossies
id get PaulR a penis:lol:

Chris K

11-07-2005, 03:47 PM

I'd get Tim an Attitude bass....

bottlerocket

11-07-2005, 03:48 PM

Id buy Gav a bass autographed by Matt Rubano(spelling?)

Aw, thanks, man. :D

I wouldn't mind a bass signed by my other favorite bassist. Anyone know who he/she is? :)

:thumb:

-Gav

Mr_Soup

11-07-2005, 03:54 PM

id buy soup a zon hyper bass
Hah, then I could lord it over Sade...

Or sell it to him cuz I'm not cool enough to play it...

I'd buy Doug a Squier, cuz it's better than what he's got right now.

bottlerocket

11-07-2005, 03:59 PM

^ What's he got now? A Rogue? A Silvertone? An Irish Custom? :lol:

Just kidding, Irish! :)

:thumb:

-Gav

Mr_Soup

11-07-2005, 04:01 PM

^ What's he got now? A Rogue? A Silvertone? An Irish Custom? :lol:

Just kidding, Irish! :)

:thumb:

-Gav
Heh, he's got a Doug Wilkerson Signature Air Bass.

bottlerocket

11-07-2005, 04:06 PM

^ HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BASS?! :amaze:!

:thumb:

-Gav

Mr_Soup

11-07-2005, 04:16 PM

^ HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BASS?! :amaze:!

:thumb:

-Gav
Well he HAD a bass...

He just went and got it smashed...

braindoctor

11-07-2005, 04:18 PM

I'd buy DaveTheAmazing

Brown HP Sauce

:thumb:

DavetheGrumpy

11-07-2005, 04:26 PM

:thumb:

I am so so so so so surprised you didn't suggest getting me some eyes for Xmas dude :amaze:
****! I was just gonna post that...:upset:

Meh, I suppose Neal would get a crate of Stella. Stella-hound!:thumb:

thelowsoundofbass

11-07-2005, 06:10 PM

i would buy LEC some red bull

lowsound

bassistuvdoom731

11-07-2005, 07:05 PM

Worrpigs

11-07-2005, 07:47 PM

i would get Sade a hyperbass, Worrpigs would get a large hunk of cash, jamie would get a random bass related object(as if he doesnt every other week:lol:). Gav would get a bass signed by the bassist from Circle Takes Sqaure(cant remember his name).
thanks buddy:thumb: id buy you a Warwick Thumb 6 String.(actually has no clue what kind of bass youd like:p )

Jaded

11-07-2005, 08:56 PM

That would be amazing.
Wait, you listen to rap?

I have the full discographies of Aesop Rock and Jedi Mind Tricks :cool: .

irishslappop

11-07-2005, 08:59 PM

^ What's he got now? A Rogue? A Silvertone? An Irish Custom?

Just kidding, Irish! :)

:thumb:

-Gav
:thumb:

have fun finding your dog skinned and raped hanging over your bed tomarow :thumb:

Jaded

11-07-2005, 09:01 PM

My present to Gav:
http://www.shocktees.com/images/film_logo/tshirts/large/tshirt-fl0090.jpg

Left Shoe

11-07-2005, 09:23 PM

id get gav a plane ticket to ohio.

pukeboy66

11-07-2005, 09:30 PM

^ HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BASS?! :amaze:!

:thumb:

-Gav
:upset:

bottlerocket

11-07-2005, 09:42 PM

Gav would get a bass signed by the bassist from Circle Takes Sqaure(cant remember his name).

Their bassist is a girl...:upset:

My present to Gav:

You have NO IDEA how long I laughed at that for. :lol:!

LeftShoe: I'm going there...:cool:

...eventually.

:thumb:

-Gav

fatbandit

11-08-2005, 07:07 PM

Neal... You proved to me you had eyes... I didn't think it right to push you about that...

And why does Tim get an Attitude, but not me..? :upset:

(As a side note Gav... Or Phil... I'm not being picky... Fancy sending me some CTTS or Rites of Spring or something? I'm intrigued as to what 'real' emo actually sounds like, but not intrigued enough to buy a CD)

:smash:

bassistuvdoom731

11-08-2005, 07:30 PM

Their bassist is a girl...:upset:

-Gav

:eek:

theres always the guy from Fear Before the March of Flames(at least i think thats the name).

Ich Habe Sheisse

11-08-2005, 09:33 PM

I'd buy a stab in the jaw for all of you.

Left Shoe

11-08-2005, 09:35 PM

bottlerocket

11-08-2005, 09:53 PM

^ Send these songs, or you will be smited:

-Kill the Switch
-Patchwork Neurology
-Houdini Logic
-Crowquill

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard

11-09-2005, 03:52 AM

I would get Atomicant an attitude
Edge a schroeder of some sort
Primus 55 a bongo and a Lakland 55-02

Left Shoe

11-09-2005, 05:49 AM

^ Send these songs, or you will be smited:

-Kill the Switch
-Patchwork Neurology
-Houdini Logic
-Crowquill

:thumb:

-Gav
snemd me houdini logic, other than that i have all of those. i have as the roots undo, gav if you have a copy of the other one send it my way por favor

Led_Zeppelin678

11-09-2005, 05:53 AM

I'd get Tim an Attitude bass....

And, in return, I'd give you an Urge II to complete your Hamm-ocity.

:thumb:

muthafunkabass

11-09-2005, 06:12 AM

EDGE
i would get edge a time machine so he go 20'somethin years into the future when his custom will finally be done

LED ZEP 678
i get led zep678 an attitude bass with a kahler trem,

CHRIS K
chris K would get puppy but only if he let me play his kubicki,

GAV
i would get gav a signed bass-playing matt rubano robot

TRYXX
tryxx would get a force field to protect his modulus, his new warwick, and all of his other basses

SNICKERS
she would get an even bigger avatar to annoy all other jealous MXers

WINTERMUTE
and finally wintermute would get a special software program that made a pop-up everytime teh chad made a new account

Linkinbassist

11-09-2005, 06:16 AM

I'd get gav a Rubano signed Miller 5...

I'd get winter a Conklin (he'll just go up and up!)...

I'd get Quatre back on the forums...

I'd get led_zep a meet-up with Sheehan, and a double necked Attitude which sheehan would hand over at that meet...

I'd get sade some weed, he needs to chill out...and a nice Ampeg Head for him also...

I'd get Irish a bandsaw...

I'd get everyone else a Couple of Behringer Pedals...

Wintermute

11-09-2005, 06:17 AM

WINTERMUTE
and finally wintermute would get a special software program that made a pop-up everytime teh chad made a new account

Haha, that'd be awesome. Especially if it had an option to automatically ban it and delete all his posts. Talk about a labour saver. :D

Edit: Oh, speak of the devil. :) *bans another one*

Led_Zeppelin678

11-09-2005, 06:19 AM

I'd get led_zep a meet-up with Sheehan, and a double necked Attitude which sheehan would hand over at that meet...

/wins

Linkinbassist

11-09-2005, 06:29 AM

I Pwn at Christmas...

Linkinbassist

11-09-2005, 10:15 AM

someone give me a pressie!

PaulR

11-09-2005, 10:20 AM

I'd buy you a camera so you can take another picture of yourself.

bassweasel

11-09-2005, 10:32 AM

id buy JPbass a reason to come back:thumb:

neal_672

11-09-2005, 10:41 AM

****! I was just gonna post that...:upset:

Meh, I suppose Neal would get a crate of Stella. Stella-hound!:thumb:

:thumb:

Dave, you know the way to my heart. I shall buy you some Drambuie and then we shall both be drunk AND happy!

DaveTheAmazing 2.0

01-03-2006, 03:20 PM

I'd buy DaveTheAmazing

Brown HP Sauce

:thumb:
You do care! :) :) :)

sixner

01-03-2006, 03:22 PM

You do care! :) :) :)
...why bump a nearly 2 month old thread?

-sixner

BassVirtuoso

01-03-2006, 03:25 PM

I'd get Sade an enema.

DaveTheAmazing 2.0

01-03-2006, 03:31 PM

...why bump a nearly 2 month old thread?

-sixner
Well there's quite a story behind that.
It all started when the Simpsons finished, I was bored and so decided to go on MX. It was boring so I decided to search "Davetheamazing", and i found this thread, and so I posted in it, and well, the rest is je ne sai quin!