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IbanezSamurai
10-23-2005, 08:46 PM
I'd Loudness, what can be funnier than japanese 80's hair metal band?

A lot of their lyrics just makes me laugh

Rock and roll crazy night
You are the heroes tonight
Rock and roll crazy night
You are the hero

King_Of_Terrors
10-23-2005, 08:53 PM
Jesus Christ, I really don't have any clue what you are talking about here. And why the hell did you make the thread twice?

EDIT: Oh I see, Loudness is a band, I didn't know what you meant by "I'd Loudness" you probably meant I'd say Loudness.

=-fukifiknow-=
10-23-2005, 08:54 PM
oh man loudness is hillarious...


probly manowar, they're soooo full of themselves its rediculous

Permanent Solution
10-23-2005, 08:58 PM
Jesus Christ, I really don't have any clue what the hell you are talking about here. And why the hell did you make the thread twice?
Probably because the site crashed, chill.

I gotta say Manowar too.

IbanezSamurai
10-23-2005, 08:58 PM
Jesus Christ, I really don't have any clue what the hell you are talking about here. And why the hell did you make the thread twice?


Because I felt like it deserves more than one thread. :lol: jk

I post an opinion, and I have all the rights to say that Loundess was a cheesy band.

stevo_13
10-23-2005, 09:35 PM
rhapsody. In their cd booklets in has a picture of all of them sitting around a throne and the lead singer is sitting in the throne with this huge sword and above the picture it says "mighty warriors of metal" I dont think u can get much cheezier than that

FatalEnergy
10-23-2005, 09:39 PM
Yeah, I would have to say Rhapsody even surpasses Manowar on the cheese-o-meter. That Loudness song rules though!!!

SC423
10-23-2005, 09:40 PM
dragonforce?

Permanent Solution
10-23-2005, 10:04 PM
Yeah, I would have to say Rhapsody even surpasses Manowar on the cheese-o-meter. That Loudness song rules though!!!
No way, do a google image search for Manowar.

Sleeper
10-23-2005, 10:06 PM
http://www.manowar.nl/kings5t.jpg
http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/istanbul-manowar.jpg

:lol:

Permanent Solution
10-23-2005, 10:07 PM
http://www.manowar.nl/kings5t.jpg
http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/istanbul-manowar.jpg

:lol:
They get better, trust me.

Spiritofmosa
10-23-2005, 10:18 PM
http://www.manowar.nl/kings5t.jpg
http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/istanbul-manowar.jpg

:lol:


HE MAN!

Huber
10-23-2005, 10:22 PM
Manowar wins this hands down

FatalEnergy
10-23-2005, 10:26 PM
No way, do a google image search for Manowar.


Yeah, I guess you got me there

Arise II
10-24-2005, 09:06 AM
Manowar or basically any power metal abnd out there
Kiss
Bon Jovi (though I wouldn't really count thema s metal... or even rock)

Original-Kris05
10-24-2005, 09:12 AM
Cradle of Filth

They actually make some of their riffs sound reall cheesy aswell.

Still an awesome band though

RiceMonster
10-24-2005, 06:59 PM
Dragonforce and Rhapsody win this, even though I'm big fans of both bands.

Shadows Within
10-24-2005, 07:19 PM
nobodys mentioned battlelore????

http://images.metalirium.com/news/2005/jul/battlelore.jpg

Dark_Hero
10-24-2005, 07:25 PM
Every single power metal band, this includes Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Symphony X, etc.

ween2424
10-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force. Is it just me or does the singing in that band sound very cheesy?

anotherlamenobody
10-24-2005, 07:54 PM
Gwar...I love how they look, they just look ridiculous onstage, and last night I watched this show where they were spraying fake semen onto the crowd during a concert. How I wish I were there...

IbanezSamurai
10-24-2005, 08:03 PM
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force. Is it just me or does the singing in that band sound very cheesy?

Unless you enjoy Yngwie's songs about making love :lol:

Metallion#666
10-24-2005, 08:05 PM
I think Cradle of Filth, rhapsody, or slipknot take the cake fore this one.

By the way not all power metal is cheesy. Actually very little of it is.

Arise II
10-24-2005, 08:08 PM
Unless you enjoy Yngwie's songs about making love :lol:

hahaha, I remeber about a eyar ago or so, metal Sludge did an interview with this singer who'd been like a gun for hire for various rock and metal acts in the past twenty years or so. Well ,anyway, they asked him what the worst thing he's ever had to sing was, and his pick was Yngwie's "I Am A Viking" :lol:




Now, to fully grasp what this truly means, here's the lyrics:

I am a Viking in going out to war
And I've got death upon my mind
As I was leavin' oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

I am a warrior my mind is set to kill
Life or death is on the line
I am a slayer and you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

You are a loser and it's such a shame
That you're a fool and you don't know
That in a viking I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah
Mmmm

ween2424
10-24-2005, 08:11 PM
Unless you enjoy Yngwie's songs about making love :lol:
You know it. :naughty:
Actually I meant songs like I Am A Viking and Fire and Ice.

Cipher Hour
10-24-2005, 09:20 PM
oh man loudness is hillarious...


probly manowar, they're soooo full of themselves its rediculous

Bow down to the kings of metal, MANOWAR!

:smash:

Spiritofmosa
10-24-2005, 09:31 PM
your have to check out devildriver's new video

i am the robots
10-24-2005, 09:41 PM
All I have to say is: Biohazard.

Reflection
10-24-2005, 09:58 PM
nobodys mentioned battlelore????

http://images.metalirium.com/news/2005/jul/battlelore.jpg

hey that girl on the left is actually kind cute, except for the fact that she has an elf ear on

fedroger
10-25-2005, 12:22 AM
Iv'e got to say Accept, "Balls to the wall." They even use a wrecking ball in that video. Loudness comes second.

PepsiMetal
10-25-2005, 01:03 AM
I'd also say probably manowar or dragonforce. I do like most power metal bands, but they are the most cheesy usually. Hammerfall are one of those better power metal bands imo with a little less cheese on top. :p

xizoesira
10-25-2005, 01:04 AM
Hammerfall can be stunningly homoerotic, though.

PepsiMetal
10-25-2005, 01:05 AM
Like how?

xizoesira
10-25-2005, 01:05 AM
Dreams Come True.

PepsiMetal
10-25-2005, 01:06 AM
Never heard of that track. I'll try to dl it and figure out what you meant.

xizoesira
10-25-2005, 01:08 AM
Oh man, it's hilarious.

I think it's on Crimson Thunder.

PepsiMetal
10-25-2005, 01:22 AM
Just heard it. The song itself isn't that bad, lyrics are too much though. Lol, kiss me once and I will surely melt and die. Sounds like backstreet boys. I like their heavier songs like the dragon lies bleeding, at the end of the rainbow, let the hammer fall, blood bound, etc... Always will be is also a pretty good balad or whatever it is compared to that one.

xizoesira
10-25-2005, 01:24 AM
Yeah, they have a few standout tracks. They caught on when I was first getting into metal, but I find most of their stuff boring now.

I'd personally say that Rhapsody has a bit of ground on them in cheesiness.

British Beef
10-25-2005, 05:29 AM
nobodys mentioned battlelore????

http://images.metalirium.com/news/2005/jul/battlelore.jpg

my god!, lotr rejects unite!!!!

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 06:01 AM
Every single power metal band, this includes Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Symphony X, etc.
Yes, but you're a fag...

Personally, I would say AC/DC

Epicurus
10-25-2005, 06:01 AM
Mortis!

ThrashMaster27
10-25-2005, 06:08 AM
Yes, but you're a fag...

Personally, I would say AC/DC

AC/DC? How so?

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 06:10 AM
AC/DC? How so?
I have never in my life heard worse lyrics than AC/DC have put out...

I mean "Big balls?"

for fuck's sake...

ThrashMaster27
10-25-2005, 06:12 AM
Haha, that's a classic song of innuendo.

The Chemist
10-25-2005, 06:14 AM
manowar "sting of the bumblebee" sets that record strait

Arise II
10-25-2005, 06:36 AM
What's cheesy about a 40 year old man in a 1950s schoolboy's uniform?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ween2424
10-25-2005, 08:06 AM
Darkane I think is their name? They have Opera style vocals.

ween2424
10-25-2005, 08:27 AM
What? Darkane are not cheesy.
You're right, Darkane is cool. I'm pretty sure I was thinking of Demons and Wizards.

Jon
10-25-2005, 09:10 AM
Manowar, Bal Sagoth, Loudness, Pretty Boy Floyd, Dream Evil

kiki
10-25-2005, 09:11 AM
Wasp They Ar The Cheeseisyt

Dark_Hero
10-25-2005, 09:12 AM
Yes, but you're a fag...

Personally, I would say AC/DC
I'm a fag? I believe you are the one with the semen smelling breath, now go suck some more dick you cumguzzling twat rag.

Eddie Van Hendrix
10-25-2005, 09:19 AM
Twisted Sister. They're still a good band though.

Shadows Within
10-25-2005, 09:23 AM
Haha, that's a classic song of innuendo.
that and Warrant's - Cheery Pie :lol:

Bartender
10-25-2005, 09:26 AM
You're missing out if you've not heard Cherry Pie.

Pinkpiche
10-25-2005, 09:28 AM
I'm a fag? I believe you are the one with the semen smelling breath, now go suck some more dick you cumguzzling twat rag.
gahahahaha... oh god i hope that was a joke

El Zilcho
10-25-2005, 09:41 AM
Lordi

DBoons Ghost
10-25-2005, 09:54 AM
I could list a ton of bands that were awfully cheesy, especially during the heyday of metal.

Metal Church?
Kix?
Umm.. Warrant?
Skid Row?
Loudness were awesome, but had awful lyrics. Accept too were awesome. Some minor cheddar, but not quite as much as LA Guns, or Poison.

DBoons Ghost
10-25-2005, 10:09 AM
Skid Row were cheesy? :-\


For a metal band? Very.

For a pop music band? Nope.

Glitterati
10-25-2005, 10:35 AM
Def Leppard. Motley Crue. Poison.

/thread

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 11:29 AM
Darkane I think is their name? They have Opera style vocals.

Darkane is fucking Thrash/Melodic Death Metal, and their singer is definately quite intense, not operatic at all.

Dark_Hero
10-25-2005, 11:40 AM
gahahahaha... oh god i hope that was a joke
No, I was serious.:rolleyes:

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 11:42 AM
Skid Row were cheesy? :-\

Extremely.

http://www.caseydrummer.com/images/skid03.jpg

Need I say more?

Dark_Hero
10-25-2005, 11:49 AM
Yes, but you're a fag...

Personally, I would say AC/DC
I'm still trying to figure out why you called me a fag, please enlighten me.

lightningmetal666
10-25-2005, 11:52 AM
Manowar.

Jon
10-25-2005, 11:56 AM
I could list a ton of bands that were awfully cheesy, especially during the heyday of metal.

Metal Church?
Kix?
Umm.. Warrant?
Skid Row?
Loudness were awesome, but had awful lyrics. Accept too were awesome. Some minor cheddar, but not quite as much as LA Guns, or Poison.
Kix are fantastic. The Guns weren't cheesy at all. Absolutely nothing compared to PBF or Poison.


Metal Church, heh.

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 12:03 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why you called me a fag, please enlighten me.

Apparently he believes that you are a homosexual.

metalfrenzy
10-25-2005, 12:20 PM
i'd have to say demons and wizzards, i saw the video for terror train the other day...wtf??? the guitarists make the worst faces all while chugging on the open...to make the sound of a, you guessed it, a train...that's cheezy right there

vintage
10-25-2005, 12:33 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5180/430/1600/manowar%2012.jpg

this must feel so damn stupid ... how can seriously look at that picture if you were in that band and think you are like so cool...

lightningmetal666
10-25-2005, 12:36 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5180/430/1600/manowar%2012.jpg

this must feel so damn stupid ... how can seriously look at that picture if you were in that band and think you are like so cool...


Yeah, manowar was probably the lamest band I've ever seen. How they were signed and my bro-in-laws band wasn't I'll never know.

Hep Kat
10-25-2005, 12:37 PM
gwar

DBoons Ghost
10-25-2005, 12:38 PM
Kix are fantastic. The Guns weren't cheesy at all. Absolutely nothing compared to PBF or Poison.


Metal Church, heh.

We can agree to disagree then. I remember them and they were total cheese.

Kix weren't bad, but they did gay it up quite a bit. I mean, we could always default to Britney Fox, or maybe even Ratt, but Ratt had one or two decent albums.

What about Stryper? I loved them, but I listen to them now and I wonder what the hell I was thinking.

I just love that Charvel sound I guess.

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 12:43 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why you called me a fag, please enlighten me.
Every single power metal band, this includes Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Symphony X, etc.

Because of this,you pisslipped peniswrencher.

lightningmetal666
10-25-2005, 12:48 PM
Pretty much any glam rock band was and is total cheese to me. Has no thought put into writing other that to get laid.

Jon
10-25-2005, 12:56 PM
We can agree to disagree then. I remember them and they were total cheese.

Kix weren't bad, but they did gay it up quite a bit. I mean, we could always default to Britney Fox, or maybe even Ratt, but Ratt had one or two decent albums.

What about Stryper? I loved them, but I listen to them now and I wonder what the hell I was thinking.

I just love that Charvel sound I guess.
I saw the Guns two weeks ago. Not saying that all the glam bands haven't de-cheesed, but. Just. Trust me on this subject, k ;)

Kix were great. Poison completely ripped them off, Brett Michaels stole the Steve Whiteman's stagemoves and ruined the whole Kix thing. Britny Fox...ugh. I like their music, but the way they dress on some of the album covers really pisses me off. Ratt were pretty cool. I have all of their albums, I prefer Dancing Undercover (for Lay It Down and You're In Love) and Out Of The Cellar (Closet?) though.

Stryper...hmm. I think musically they're not bad, I just refuse to listen to them on the principle of them being primarily missionaries as opposed to musicians. They're coming here next February though. I'm going dressed as an Orthodox Jew :)



I like my Hair too big, don't I :(

*sulks out of thread and goes to Hot Topic*
Pretty much any glam rock band was and is total cheese to me. Has no thought put into writing other that to get laid.
Dude, that's like saying "all emo is written by whiny kids who sit in the corner of the room and cry and cu..oh shi

lightningmetal666
10-25-2005, 01:11 PM
Dude, that's like saying "all emo is written by whiny kids who sit in the corner of the room and cry and cu..oh shi


My point exactly. I don't usually dig stereotypes, but there are some that are just fact.

Jon
10-25-2005, 01:26 PM
Meh, there are plenty of exceptions.

PS Glam Rock = Bowie, the Dolls, T.Rex, the Sweet etc.

Shattered_Future
10-25-2005, 01:43 PM
My pick - Dream Evil.

I mean, cmon...can you really take a band seriously that has a line like this one:

"I am, so fucking metal!
So is my wiiiiiife!
*girl's voice* I am his wiiiiife
*male voice* SHUT UP!"

:lol:

Shadows
10-25-2005, 01:45 PM
Battlelore

/thread

Bartender
10-25-2005, 01:48 PM
My pick - Dream Evil.

I mean, cmon...can you really take a band seriously that has a line like this one:

"I am, so fucking metal!
So is my wiiiiiife!
*girl's voice* I am his wiiiiife
*male voice* SHUT UP!"

:lol:

Hah, what song is that?

temporary
10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
http://www.manowar.nl/kings5t.jpg
http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/istanbul-manowar.jpg

:lol:

Oh god, that made my day. :lol:

Jon
10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
The Book of Heavy Metal

Jon
10-25-2005, 02:04 PM
Bal Sagoth - A Black Moon Broods Over Lemuria
Bal-Sagoth raise their ale-horns and give eternal hail to all those who revel in the gleam of winter moon-frosts, the mystic arts of ancient pagan spellcraft and the red rage & black fury of battle. Baleful woe unto all our sworn enemies and mortal foes, and unto all those who are false and who follow the deluded path of monotheistic thralldom... may their blood gleam crimson upon our ensorcelled blades!


http://www.ssmt-reviews.com/images/bal-sagoth/band.jpg
http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/june2001/bs.jpeg
http://www.bal-sagoth.freeserve.co.uk/pictures/lband7.jpg

slaughteredfirst
10-25-2005, 02:31 PM
Agathodaimon can be cheesy at times.

yup (http://www.agathodaimon.de/NewImages/agathodesktop15.jpg)

Arrakakaka
10-25-2005, 02:51 PM
hahaha, I remeber about a eyar ago or so, metal Sludge did an interview with this singer who'd been like a gun for hire for various rock and metal acts in the past twenty years or so. Well ,anyway, they asked him what the worst thing he's ever had to sing was, and his pick was Yngwie's "I Am A Viking" :lol:




Now, to fully grasp what this truly means, here's the lyrics:

I am a Viking in going out to war
And I've got death upon my mind
As I was leavin' oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

I am a warrior my mind is set to kill
Life or death is on the line
I am a slayer and you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

You are a loser and it's such a shame
That you're a fool and you don't know
That in a viking I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah
Mmmm
Yngwie's attempt at a viking metal song? Pathetic. Viking metal lyrics aren't usually corny, anyway.

Britton
10-25-2005, 03:18 PM
MegaDeth

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 03:22 PM
MegaDeth
See the button in the top right marked "log out"?

Click it son and come back when you're sorry.

Jon
10-25-2005, 03:29 PM
You could say this: http://steveponch.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pbf2.jpg

You could say Tigerfuckin'tailz
http://freespace.virgin.net/tiger.tailz/TT-band-004.jpg

I met Ace the other day. My friend didn't come to Decadence on Saturday because she was sexing him :(

Flynn
10-25-2005, 05:09 PM
Dude, you're not susposed to make threads like this when the band already has an official thread. Take it to the Trivium thread please. :angry:

Klander Brigade
10-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Slipknot. They're a joke, even compared to bands like GWAR (don't get me wrong, I like GWAR).

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Love your UT, man...

"Haunt me to the sky above,
I can't get there on my own,
Point me to the graveyard
Dig up her booonnes!"

My most played track according to Lastfm.

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 05:47 PM
My band's version of it is pretty cool, but I run out of breath by the end due to the pace :D

Shattered_Future
10-25-2005, 05:50 PM
Hah, what song is that?

Made Of Metal. Epic singalong chorus...you can't help it.

scenesfromatheater
10-25-2005, 05:54 PM
Slipknot. They're a joke, even compared to bands like GWAR (don't get me wrong, I like GWAR).

I hate Slipknot with a passion. They are one of the most over rated bands to grace God's green earth.

[Shadowfox]
10-25-2005, 06:22 PM
I'm going to have to go with Gwar here. All the fake blood, semen, andthe interviews (which I usually laugh pretty hard at) are just outrageous.

RiceMonster
10-25-2005, 06:24 PM
MegaDeth
How the hell is Megadeth cheesy?

Lord Abortion
10-25-2005, 06:30 PM
How the hell is Megadeth cheesy?
Because Britton is a retard.

a recently neg-repped retard,too.

scenesfromatheater
10-25-2005, 07:14 PM
Because Britton is a retard.

a recently neg-repped retard,too.

Touché

Dark_Hero
10-25-2005, 07:16 PM
Although I love Immortal, they are very cheesy.

Huber
10-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Because Britton is a retard.

a recently neg-repped retard,too.

His definition of cheesy must not be yours then. I promise you he isn't retarded. He's a good poster.

I don't see how this thread went on after Manowar was mentioned so many times, and with the pics.

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 07:21 PM
Although I love Immortal, they are very cheesy.

Only through image.

Huber
10-25-2005, 07:23 PM
Man, those pictures they had on the "Top 10 worst Black Metal Pics" were hilarious.

slaughteredfirst
10-25-2005, 07:33 PM
Man, those pictures they had on the "Top 10 worst Black Metal Pics" were hilarious.


The "Top 10 other worst black metal pics," were rather funny too.

clairvoyant
10-25-2005, 07:34 PM
Love your UT, man...

"Haunt me to the sky above,
I can't get there on my own,
Point me to the graveyard
Dig up her booonnes!"

My most played track according to Lastfm.

Don't you mean "point me to the sky above"?

I know my Misfits :P

El_Goodo
10-25-2005, 07:40 PM
Twisted Sister baby!

Elnimio
10-25-2005, 07:42 PM
Any TROO KVLT black metal band.

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 07:57 PM
Madball, sup?

stevo_13
10-25-2005, 08:03 PM
Although I love Immortal, they are very cheesy.
agreed
http://amberpg.free.fr/metal/imlaughter.html
this proves that the immortals are one of the cheeziest bands ever

murray_lindsay
10-25-2005, 08:45 PM
hahaha some of these bands are soo chessy..
i have to go with whitesnake and poision as the chessiest bands from the 80's. there is an open mike night near my place and lo and behold there is some middle aged dude always singing every rose has its thorn by freaking poision every week.
I am thinking about covering some chessy 80's metal songs any suggestions?

stevo_13
10-25-2005, 08:53 PM
hahaha some of these bands are soo chessy..
i have to go with whitesnake and poision as the chessiest bands from the 80's. there is an open mike night near my place and lo and behold there is some middle aged dude always singing every rose has its thorn by freaking poision every week.
I am thinking about covering some chessy 80's metal songs any suggestions?
u should cover nothing else matters its the ultimate in 80s cheese metal

KittensInMicrowaves
10-25-2005, 08:54 PM
I'd Loudness, what can be funnier than japanese 80's hair metal band?

A lot of their lyrics just makes me laugh

Rock and roll crazy night
You are the heroes tonight
Rock and roll crazy night
You are the hero

manowar

you need proof? listen to "brothers of metal"

I didn't realize that they weren't a joke band until I got on this board, me and my friends at college thought it was a joke when we heard the song

denboy
10-25-2005, 08:57 PM
Manowar, hands down..
They're also one of the best bands ever :)

ween2424
10-25-2005, 08:57 PM
Bohemoth makes me laugh

stevo_13
10-25-2005, 09:01 PM
I still think Rhapsody takes the crown. u want proof go to www.mightyrhapsody.com and watch the opening intro

i am the robots
10-25-2005, 09:06 PM
Bohemoth makes me laugh

Behemoth is not fecking cheesey!

ween2424
10-25-2005, 09:13 PM
Behemoth is not fecking cheesey!
Their videos are.

Flynn
10-25-2005, 09:35 PM
what can be funnier than japanese 80's hair metal band?


That's not as funny as a metal band covering a pop song to get the attention of the media just so mall kids will purchase their next lame album in return spike the p2p sharing scale to extreme measures for a few months because some homeless Nebraskan didn't pay his bill at a country restaraunt accidentally slipping into the 16th dimension of The Twilight Zone

Cipher Hour
10-26-2005, 02:12 PM
That's not as funny as a metal band covering a pop song to get the attention of the media just so mall kids will purchase their next lame album in return spike the p2p sharing scale to extreme measures for a few months because some homeless Nebraskan didn't pay his bill at a country restaraunt accidentally slipping into the 16th dimension of The Twilight Zone

:rolleyes:

Lord Abortion
10-26-2005, 02:14 PM
Don't you mean "point me to the sky above"?

I know my Misfits :P
/checks lyrics sheet
shit...

I sing "point" anyways.

slaughteredfirst
10-26-2005, 02:25 PM
Their videos are.

No, not really.

ween2424
10-26-2005, 02:29 PM
My favorite band is Crowbar, but I think they can be very cheesy. Their videos don't have alot of life to them, they're just Kirk Windstein making "angry" faces and singing. Their music I love though.

IheartSP
10-26-2005, 03:19 PM
Download Heart of a Dragon by Dragonforce, and I think we will all clearly see who the winner of this thread is.

Poofy 666
10-26-2005, 03:24 PM
pretty much any power metal band :)

IheartSP
10-26-2005, 03:30 PM
That's not true, I don't think Iced Earth is anywhere close to as cheesy as the other powermetal bands.

Poofy 666
10-26-2005, 03:31 PM
true but you get my point.

IheartSP
10-26-2005, 03:34 PM
Yes and if you look in the Bodom thread you can see my views on power metal...

Britton
10-26-2005, 03:38 PM
See the button in the top right marked "log out"?

Click it son and come back when you're sorry.

OMG that was funny

did he beleive that>?

Lord Abortion
10-26-2005, 03:47 PM
OMG that was funny

did he beleive that>?
Just...why?

Megadeth??
Cheesy??

Britton
10-26-2005, 03:48 PM
Dude come on it was a joke

Kronos
10-26-2005, 03:53 PM
pretty much any power metal band :)
Power metal isn't that cheesy :angry:

Rubbish like Aerosmith, Kiss, Motley Crue and Van Halen is cheesy

Christ I hate that stuff

Lord Abortion
10-26-2005, 03:54 PM
Dude come on it was a joke
The internet is no place for humour.

Jon
10-26-2005, 04:01 PM
Power metal isn't that cheesy :angry:

Rubbish like Aerosmith, Kiss, Motley Crue and Van Halen is cheesy

Christ I hate that stuff
Nice work, Aerosmith are one of my favourite bands, I'm listening to a KISS CD at the moment, Motley Crue *are* my favourite band, and I'm playing a Van Halen riff (Unchained :cool: )

Kronos
10-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Nice work, Aerosmith are one of my favourite bands, I'm listening to a KISS CD at the moment, Motley Crue *are* my favourite band, and I'm playing a Van Halen riff (Unchained :cool: )
No offence. You like what you like. Rock and Metal is big enough for all tastes. I even like some of (early) Kiss - but I get cheesed-off (no pun intended) when people just say "power metal is cheesy" like it's an accepted fact of nature.

Iron Man
10-26-2005, 04:45 PM
Rhapsody
Manowar
And uh...those two win.

Dragonforce for honorable mention

Whale and Wasp
10-26-2005, 04:47 PM
poison


but i like the music

lightningmetal666
10-26-2005, 05:18 PM
The internet is no place for humour.


Hey Lord Abortion, just curious but why do you find AC/DC cheesy?

I'll give you the school boy outfit thing, but besides that I found their stuff to be awesome.

RiceMonster
10-26-2005, 05:29 PM
but besides that I found their stuff to be awesome.
Just to let you know, cheesy =/= bad. Rhapsody, Dragonforce, and Immortal are all conisdered cheesy, but I love them all, as well as consider them cheesy (especially the first two).

Jon
10-27-2005, 12:02 PM
No offence. You like what you like. Rock and Metal is big enough for all tastes. I even like some of (early) Kiss - but I get cheesed-off (no pun intended) when people just say "power metal is cheesy" like it's an accepted fact of nature.
No offence taken, I'm just laughing at your evident tr00 gr1mzerz dan u mentality.

*flicks hair and goes out of thread*

shamed-angel
10-27-2005, 12:13 PM
Dragonforce is amazing. Albeit immensely cheesy.

mfb
10-27-2005, 12:22 PM
nitro, by far the cheesiest

PepsiMetal
10-27-2005, 12:45 PM
That's not true, I don't think Iced Earth is anywhere close to as cheesy as the other powermetal bands.

Iced Earth sounds more thrash than power metal these days. Especially songs like when the eagle cries, and declaration day.

corporalclegg
10-27-2005, 05:04 PM
Was Ice Cube's metal band, Body Count listed yet?