These kids have a rare blood disease: "Stickittodamanniosis"

[Jawaharal]

Jesus Christ, I leave uni, drive for a few hours, come back, and everyone's relapsed into posting like morons again. What is the deal with some of you? Act your God damn age, not your bloody shoe sizes. It's ridiculous to log on to Sputnikmusic and see that very little comments are about the artist or review, and it's a bunch of sophomoric fellating of people or terrible flaming that goes nowhere. I don't understand how difficult it is to act responsibly. I'm not singling out anyone, but since you guys are the regs and obviously give a damn about the site, represent the site as you should. If you think posting like a dicktit is representative of a quality Sputnikmusic member, then you have another thing coming.

In short: I strongly encourage people to re-evaluate their goals and intentions for logging onto Sputnikmusic. Please, if you feel the need to act like children, then you should do the right thing and go outside and play or go running or stretch and get off the Internet. None of the flaming that commences there is remotely funny, and it drags the site down into being a throwback similar to The Pit. Honestly, some reviews have been featured on artists' sites because of the professional degree that these reviews had, and then to read the comments between two people carrying on about how one person is gay for liking this band and the other person saying, "dude ur mom is gay lol," makes me cringe.

Everyone, please. It doesn't take much to control yourselves. Have some restraint, for God's sake and mine.
I'm not sure what your talking about. I haven't seen many retards lately. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place. Examples?

[Jom]

I'm not sure what your talking about. I haven't seen many retards lately. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place. Examples?

What's the point when most of what I've been talking about has been deleted, hm?

Case in point: the last thing that the mods should be doing is deleting retard-heavy posting.

[Jawaharal]

What's the point when most of what I've been talking about has been deleted, hm?
Because I think your over reacting over some stuff Cravinov did, unless there was more

[Jom]

Because I think your over reacting over some stuff Cravinov did, unless there was more

Bingo bango bongo.

[innerdark]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=4608&genreid=2

my last review for a while i think. i have exams soon

[Storm In A Teacup]

my last review for a while i think.

Galapogos and Cheeto-t will now want to have a keg party for this. :lol: :chug: :lol

[Shadows]

People are ****ing idiots. I'm getting irritated at how people are criticized relentlessly for making negative reviews. People are calling Thor biased and saying that his review sucked. Jesus people, it is possible for reviewers around here to dislike an album.

/angry bad-school-day rant :mad:

The obvious counterexample to this would be St. Anger. Oh, the memories. :lol:

[Storm In A Teacup]

I just think there isn't enough detail in the review. I don't think it's biased at all. It is rediculous that he listed what the tracks were named as a con of the album however.

[innerdark]

Galapogos and Cheeto-t will now want to have a keg party for this. :lol: :chug: :lol
hmmm...:rolleyes: thants why i talk 2 galapogos whenevery we're on msn at the same time then

ur just jealous

[Shadows]

I just think there isn't enough detail in the review. I don't think it's biased at all. It is rediculous that he listed what the tracks were named as a con of the album however.
Aside from the song titles, his review was as valid as any other. What people around here may consider to be a stupid reason to dislike an album may genuinely effect him, so getting upset over the things he didn't like is just another conflict of opinion, which is no reason to consider his review bad.

This feels like a good night to go back and edit some of my old reviews.

[pulseczar]

hmmm...:rolleyes: thants why i talk 2 galapogos whenevery we're on msn at the same time then

ur just jealous

what would he be jealous of? all i do is talk about your reviews.

[innerdark]

/\/\ yeah, but...i dunno, i'm tired, it's like 1:20 here

[masada]

I'm typing with gloves.

r4wkz0rz

[Jawaharal]

I'm So Cool I Talked To Eliminator Jr. On Msn Once!!!!

[Killtacular]

I talked to him like THREE times last week!!
z0mgz0rz!!
Scruples > cheeto-t

[pulseczar]

I tried to talk to him once. He simply said I wasn't 1337 3N0U6H and blocked me :(

[masada]

:cool:

[Killtacular]

I tried to talk to him once. He simply said I wasn't 1337 3N0U6H and blocked me :(
Yeah, that seems about right.

:cool:

[Neoteric]

I'm So Cool I Talked To Eliminator Jr. On Msn Once!!!!
I'm so cool I used to talk to Eliminator Jr. all the time on MSN when he was interesting!!!!!

[Jawaharal]

I'm so cool I used to talk to Eliminator Jr. all the time on MSN when he was interesting!!!!!
Ya, but at least he doesn't want to hump Dave Mustaine.

[Damrod]

Ok, so I write a Spanish test on Tuesday, and it's official: I'm as screwed as can be. As far as I can judge it so far, I will write a E or F... :upset:

That sucks really bad, as that would be my most sucking class I have now. Though I was looking forward to it when I heard I would get Spanish :(

[DesolationRow]

u n00bz0rz sux0rZ. I lyk tok 2 lyk evrybudy 0n MSN lyk evry DaY. I r4wkz!

So uhh Scruples, did you watch that ebaumsworld video i sent you? Because if you didn't.............arrrrgggghhhh.

[Jawaharal]

u n00bz0rz sux0rZ. I lyk tok 2 lyk evrybudy 0n MSN lyk evry DaY. I r4wkz!

So uhh Scruples, did you watch that ebaumsworld video i sent you? Because if you didn't.............arrrrgggghhhh.
send me more funny movies like that dragon one. MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

[Jawaharal]

I think some idiot on the Political forums is going to get me banned. I can't help but argue with him :upset:

[DesolationRow]

I'd link up the forums, but it'd be inappropriate.

anyone who wants it will just have to im me on MSN.

Fusty Walrus.

[Neoteric]

Ya, but at least he doesn't want to hump Dave Mustaine.
:naughty:

Honestly, just because you don't like Megadeth :rolleyes:

[DesolationRow]

Only n00bs like Megadeth.

DIMEBAG FOREVER YO!!!!!!


/lame

[pulseczar]

both suck, end of discussion


yeah girls just wanna have fu-hunnn

[DesolationRow]

I'm sick of eating TV dinners every day...Mommy come home!!!!!

[Liberi Fatali]

After much toil and sweat I've finally finished my Tangerine Dream (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=4621) review. Now I can go relax and watch the cricket or the footie.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Many of the comments on this page seem really spammy, even for this thread. :-/

[innerdark]

Many of the comments on this page seem really spammy, even for this thread. :-/

yeah, very loosely on topic, but we need somewhere to chill

[Storm In A Teacup]

How did you change your name from IamHoppus to innerdark?

[DesolationRow]

The 'Come here for account changes/merges' thread in the site forum, by Double Bass Jim. I merged my old account to this one, as well.

[innerdark]

u need a good reason though

[Storm In A Teacup]

I was just curious, I don't want to.


What was your good reason, Hoppus?

[Jawaharal]

I'm sick of eating TV dinners every day...Mommy come home!!!!!
At least you have variety. I have had pizza for lunch and dinner for about the last two weeks.

[Killtacular]

Ok, so I write a Spanish test on Tuesday, and it's official: I'm as screwed as can be. As far as I can judge it so far, I will write a E or F... :upset:
You kooky Krauts and your E's. We cool Americans don't use E's for reasons I'm unaware of.

On a side note, I've eaten nothing but fast food for my evening meals the past week straight.

[Damrod]

Wuoah, don't get me wrong here. As grades we use numbers. I thought Americans and maybe English use the letter system, so I thought I should use that to get the point across...

Educate me if I'm wrong there :)

[innerdark]

kripes, it was because i was open to being called HoppityBunny and it made me look like a blink fanboy

-

Damrod, the english do use letters but we scots are sensible enough to use nubers as well

[Neoteric]

kripes, it was because i was open to being called HoppityBunny and it made me look like a blink fanboy

-

Damrod, the english do use letters but we scots are sensible enough to use nubers as well
Yay, us Scots rule.

[Shadows]

Wuoah, don't get me wrong here. As grades we use numbers. I thought Americans and maybe English use the letter system, so I thought I should use that to get the point across...

Educate me if I'm wrong there :)
Here in the US, we use both, primarily numbers.

[masada]

Big bottom...

Big bottom...

Talk about bun cakes...

My girl's got 'em...

Big bottom...

Drive me outta my mind...

How could I leave this behind?

[masada]

I'm going to review a Christmas album.

:cool:

[Shadows]

Now that's badass.

[Killtacular]

Here in the US, we use both, primarily numbers.
But for some odd reason, we omit E from the letter grades.

Odd.

[pulseczar]

Yay, us Scots rule.

yeah



except they don't. LOL PW3N'D.

[Shadows]

But for some odd reason, we omit E from the letter grades.

Odd.
I think it's because the first four are merely symbols while the fifth actually stands for a word.

Or whoever developed the grading system was partially illiterate.

Do you guys think I'm really critical of everyone around here? :(

[innerdark]

scots are the 1337 of the un1v3r53

canada = ...a big, huge meeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh

[Toaster]

I think I'm gonna do some Hate Eternal really soon.

What the hell is leet? I just don't understand, is it supposed to be like elite?

[Jawaharal]

I think I'm gonna do some Hate Eternal really soon.

What the hell is leet? I just don't understand, is it supposed to be like elite?
yep

[pulseczar]

Hey cheeto, like my user title? :D

[Storm In A Teacup]

kripes, it was because i was open to being called HoppityBunny


Hehe, that was when you were annoying, which you aren't really anymore.

[Jawaharal]

Hey cheeto, like my user title? :D
oh my.
:rolleyes:

[Holland, 1945.]

We need a big Sputnik MSN thing where we make fun of everyone.

Like last night.

But with more people.

[Jawaharal]

We need a big Sputnik MSN thing where we make fun of everyone.

Like last night.

But with more people.
that was so fun.

[masada]

Except all the boring Soulseek stuff.

n00b

[pulseczar]

It's not mine and cheeto's fault you're a n00b with no speakers

[innerdark]

ha ha, speakerless n00b HaHa

[Storm In A Teacup]

I'm having a wonderful arguement with Sick.Wild.andTwisted. in my Mudvayne review.

I am keeping it professional however. :)

[pulseczar]

SWaT is obviously Crav, holy crap, you think he could do a better job at it not being so obvious.

[Toaster]

I personally think everyone with periods in their names are Cravinov.

[DesolationRow]

Too bad we use both letters AND number percentages to determine grades.......

sheesh.....Scots.....

[masada]

I personally think everyone with periods in their names are Cravinov. I have two accounts with periods in the name.

[Killtacular]

We need a big Sputnik MSN thing where we make fun of everyone.

Like last night.

But with more people.
Why wasn't I invited!? :mad:

Eh, I was probably working, anyway.
:upset:

[Jom]

You probably didn't miss much, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm having a wonderful arguement with Sick.Wild.andTwisted. in my Mudvayne review.

I am keeping it professional however. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/humour/applause.gif

Here, take a cookie. As soon as you walk out that door, you'll feel right as rain.

[pulseczar]

Why wasn't I invited!? :mad:

Eh, I was probably working, anyway.
:upset:

We didn't make fun of you anyway

[DesolationRow]

Why wasn't I invited?

Mehhhh. I'm ALWAYS on MSN.

[Neoteric]

Why wasn't I invited aswell? I'm ALWAYS on MSN aswell.

[DesolationRow]

What's going on with 'cookie' coming out as c00kie? Is it some weird coding thing, like the sloppy html whenever i submit a review as of late? I'm confuzzled...

[pulseczar]

Twist was "Away" and Cath wasn't offline. That Cookie thing is just a security issue.

[Storm In A Teacup]

What's going on with 'c00kie' coming out as c00kie? Is it some weird coding thing, like the sloppy html whenever i submit a review as of late? I'm confuzzled...


Ugh, I used to not have a problem with that, but recently when I submit reviews the text is all weird.


Big changes are coming to sputnik over the next few months... so in advance, I'd like to advise you to be patient with the affairs of the site - things may be messy, or not how you like them. Rest assured that I'm working on it, and the final product will be better than the start.

I have faith in you. :)

[masada]

Mmm, microwaved pizza.

:smash:

[masada]

Oh yeah.

Richard Garfield is a sellout.

[innerdark]

:smash:
eliminator Jr.
:smash:
double post

[Shadows]

Woah, we can add news articles now? I like the looks of this.

[innerdark]

yeah, i've just submitted one

[Killtacular]

Oh yeah.

Richard Garfield is a sellout.
He's been a sellout since the beginning, buddy.

[masada]

But I think his "sellout peak" came when they decided to have a new layout for the cards for the 10th anniversary. Everybody knew, though, that the only reason for doing this was to attract n00bs with nice looking cards. I remember I signed this massive online petition like 100 times. I'm awesome.

I'll sell you a Black Lotus for $600. :cool:

[Storm In A Teacup]

/is confused about news articles

This is the only thread I can get on to damnit. :mad:

[Killtacular]

But I think his "sellout peak" came when they decided to have a new layout for the cards for the 10th anniversary. Everybody knew, though, that the only reason for doing this was to attract n00bs with nice looking cards. I remember I signed this massive online petition like 100 times. I'm awesome.

I'll sell you a Black Lotus for $600. :cool:
Beta or Unlimited?

I like the new layout. It's good. The old one was possibly better, though.

[Storm In A Teacup]

What new layout?


:upset: Why does DFelon tease me after opening my thread after closing it, but once again locking it up.

[Shadows]

The new News section looks good, but it's suffering from an extreme lack of metal. I think I'll write up a Chuck Schuldiner tribute while eating McDonald's.

[DFelon204409]

What new layout?


:upset: Why does DFelon tease me after opening my thread after closing it, but once again locking it up.

I thought the thread was dumb so I made a joke out of it, but that's mod abuse, but then when other people backed me up, I was like oh, people actually want me to close it. So I did. And that's why it was the best summer ever.

[pulseczar]

Just submitted some news, I hope people don't start submitting tabloid type stories about so-and-so going to rehab or pointless crap like that.

[innerdark]

good plan

[pulseczar]

good plan

what plan?

[innerdark]

but it's suffering from an extreme lack of metal

and

don't start submitting tabloid type stories about so-and-so going to rehab or pointless crap like that.

[Killtacular]

What new layout?
For Magic: The Gathering cards, silly.

[Shadows]

Just submitted some news, I hope people don't start submitting tabloid type stories about so-and-so going to rehab or pointless crap like that.
Hey, last week was the four-year anniversary of Chuck's death. Show some respect! :mad:

[Dave de Sylvia]

Just submitted some news, I hope people don't start submitting tabloid type stories about so-and-so going to rehab or pointless crap like that.
There goes all the Tommy Lee news then :(

[pulseczar]

Hey, last week was the four-year anniversary of Chuck's death. Show some respect! :mad:

That's really not news, more of a "did you know?"/factoid thing IMO. Stuff like that should belong in forums. Not to undermine or disrespect the man, but that's how I see it.

[Shadows]

It's already done, so if a mod feels the same way you do, it can be deleted. It makes a pretty big impact around R&M and other metal sites, so to many it would be considered news.

[innerdark]

as strange as it sounds, he has a point.

the man was to metal what Johnny Cash was to country and western.

although. if you had given a bit more information about him, it would be good

[Shadows]

I was trying to keep it brief. I was going to include a site that has basically his whole life story, but I forgot. These things aren't editable are they?

[innerdark]

i don't think so

[Toaster]

You should be able to see who writes them so those who abuse it can be punished. It's a great idea though.

[Shadows]

You can see who wrote them.

Hey toaster!

I need to do some NIN. :(

[Toaster]

Oops. I didn't click it. :D

[mx]

Editing will be added soon.

[DesolationRow]

I now declare 'Revolver' to be the Beatles' greatest album ever. And i am actually starting to like Rancid now, as well.

Someone had to bring the shocking news.

le gasp.

[Shadows]

Guess who I <3?

mx

and my cat

[pulseczar]

Abbey Road is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

Rancid just sucks balls plain and simple

[Storm In A Teacup]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=4649#comments

For you, ShadowsFallen. :p

<3 <3 <3

[Killtacular]

Abbey Road is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
I really wish you'd stop lying.

Seriously.

[pulseczar]

I really wish you'd stop lying.

Seriously.

I wish you'd stop with your self-deceit. Revolver is Abbey Road's bitch.

[Toaster]

They both suck. The Doors own The Beatles.

[Shadows]

Yet they are all owned by METAL.

[Toaster]

Which is in turn owned by Chuck Norris.

[Jawaharal]

Alright, I added a review that would go under grind.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?p=4650

[Shadows]

Which is in turn owned by Chuck Norris.
Nothing can withstand the rugged good looks and fatal roundhouse kicks of Chuck Norris.

True story: every year at tax time, Chuck Norris simply mails in blank forms and a picture of himself crouching, ready to strike. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.

[pulseczar]

The chief of export of Chuck Norris is pain.

[Shadows]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[DesolationRow]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you've closely encountered death.

Rawr.

[Jawaharal]

Chuck Norris is a real man. To bad he got owned by Bruce Lee. :cool:

[Toaster]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

[Jawaharal]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
:amaze:
Bruce Lee lost his before Chuck.

Bruce > Chuck

[Shadows]

^^ Prepare for a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris enjoys knitting sweaters. And by knit, I mean kick. And by sweaters, I mean babies.

[Jawaharal]

^^ Prepare for a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris enjoys knitting sweaters. And by knit, I mean kick. And by sweaters, I mean babies.
Bruce Lee likes to make sandwiches. And by make, I mean kill. And by sandwiches, I mean Chuck Norris.

[Toaster]

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to Bruce Lee, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pathetic fighters to him.

To cheeto-t.

[Jawaharal]

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to Bruce Lee, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pathetic fighters to him.

To cheeto-t.
The movies never lie my home appliance friend.

[Toaster]

Hahaha, did you see that one too? Yes, Chuck Norris' humbling moment.

[Shadows]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris was originally going to appear as a character in the Street Fighter II video game. During testing, BETA designers eliminated his character because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about the glitch, Chuck replied, "that's no glitch".

[DesolationRow]

Hitmonlee owned Hitmonchan.......especially at level 100 in Blue Version.

Any other 1337 pokemon masters out there?

[Jawaharal]

Hahaha, did you see that one too? Yes, Chuck Norris' humbling moment.
I also saw the one where Bruce laid the smack down on Kareem Abdul Jammar.

[Jawaharal]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris was originally going to appear as a character in the Street Fighter II video game. During testing, BETA designers eliminated his character because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about the glitch, Chuck replied, "that's no glitch".
hahahahahahahahaha
your to much :lol:

[Toaster]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

/Chuck Norris jokes

[Jawaharal]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

/Chuck Norris jokes
hahaha
I need a chuck norris joke :(

[Killtacular]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[DesolationRow]

Scruples, that bulletin was pure ownage.

[Killtacular]

You're jealous, methinks.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Who's Chuck Norris?

[Jom]

The guy from Walker: Texas Ranger.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/mid69/chuck_norris_1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/mid69/Chuck_Norris.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/mid69/cnorris.jpg

[pulseczar]

Who's Chuck Norris?

lawl

Here's my fav
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I was kidding, I know who he is. Conan O'Brien always shows clips from the Walker Texas Ranger show.

[Jom]

Alright, it's time for a string of Chuck Norris quotations... I apologize in advance for any and all repeats (there's going to be a lot of them), but I got lazy with copy/pasting.

Here we go:

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The term "carnivore" was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris' sidekick on Walker Texas Ranger isn't black, he's bruised.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, it is because Chuck once ate an Indian.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

[Jom]

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... and Chuck Norris took over.

Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris carries a man bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in Total Recall.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.

In one episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ***, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found 'em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following
symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks

Chuck Norris was once asked to recommend a club to which he replied 'I am a club' and everyone partied on him... Until he roundhouse kicked them all because someone spilt his beer.

[Jom]

Chuck Norris was the original treasure in National Treasure.

New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can’t eat while standing upright.

Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.

One drop of Chuck Norris’ sweat can cure you of anything, even death.

Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.

The letters in Chuck Norris’ name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.

Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won’t find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it’s getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick-related deaths.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living **** out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane"

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

[DesolationRow]

'Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.' 'Chuck Norris is the only man to beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.'

Haha, some of those are absolutely priceless. More. More. More!

[Jom]

I don't think I have any more Chuck Norris... but I do have some Mr. T.

Mr. T

http://idata.over-blog.com/0/08/30/45/mr.-t.jpg

1. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

2. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

3. If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.

4. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs, just like Chuck Norris. That's why they can only kick through doors.

5. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

6. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a porn star regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

7. When Mr. T does his laundry, Snuggles the fabric softening bear jumps off the label on the bottle and hides in fear of being pitied.

8. When Mr. T has nightmares, people around him start dying for no reason.

9. When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburgh, he renamed it Pitysburgh. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.

10. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.

http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/images/mr-t.gif

11. Mr. T invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.

12. The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. And all that he could see was Mr. T. It was the last thing the bear would ever see.

13. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. But also remember that you can't do **** because Mr. T is the one who starts them, and no one can stop that crazy fool.

14. The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.

15. Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.

16. When Mr. T puts on his dancing shoes, you'd better freakin' run.

17. The Oxford English Dictionary defines 'nirvana' as, "Being on Mr. T's good side."

18. Mr. T knows the muffin man; he had sex with his wife.

19. Mr. T once had so many fools to pity that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris from one of his ribs and a pound of gold to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face.

20. Mr. T was the first man on the moon, and claimed it by carving a gigantic "T" stretching from horizon to horizon. In his wisdom, he carved it on the dark side, as a warning to any aliens who might even think of attacking.

21. There is a 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of the above applies to Mr. T."

22. Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

23. Mr. T's GMC van does not travel on solid surfaces, but instead mathematical planes. In other words, it can go wherever the hell Mr. T wants.

24. World champion hot dog eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi.

25. During an argument with George "Hannibal" Peppard on the set of the A-Team, Mr. T pulled a cigar out of Peppard's mouth and put it out in his right eye. The show was put on hiatus for five months, and never really recovered.

26. It is said that there's a little bit of T in all of us. This is partially true, considering that all living organisms evolved from Mr. T.

27. Mr. T got all of his golden jewelry from defeating Misters A through S in hand-to-hand combat and collecting it off of their dead remains. Kinda like that movie "The One," only except there's a lot less jibba jabba and fewer fools.

28. George Washington was the Father of the country. James Madison was Father of the Constitution. Thomas Jefferson was father of an illegitimate black child whose descendant is Mr. T.

29. Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That's 100 fools pitied a second.

30. Mr. T loves the children, because they're just small enough to be forgiven for any foolish behavior, but just large enough that Mr. T doesn't get the temptation to swallow them.

[pulseczar]

ahh without Norris it's just not the same for me :(

[Jom]

Meh, what an underwhelming semester.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/grades.jpg

It could have been a lot better, but I'll take it for now, I guess.

[Liberi Fatali]

You've got high standards for yourself.

Some of the news articles on sputnik are :-/ :-/ :-/

I just found one that wasn't news at all and went on about the death of some guy who died 4 years ago.

[Jom]

Liberi is a sex god!

Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiitttttttttt, that's not news!

[pulseczar]

You've got high standards for yourself.

Some of the news articles on sputnik are :-/ :-/ :-/

I just found one that wasn't news at all and went on about the death of some guy who died 4 years ago.

Exactly, that isn't news, just a fact.

[Killtacular]

Chuck Norris > Mr. T

Chuck Norris's beard >>> You

[Dave de Sylvia]

My girlfriend and her brother both just lost their 4.0s :-\

[masada]

I have a 0.88.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/thefrenchkick/lilly-nick.jpg

[br3ad_man]

Chuck Norris is so much better than Vin Diesel.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I woke up this morning to my parents arguing for 20 minutes about bills. Then my dad left and my mom starts yelling at me and says, "We didn't fight like this until you two were born". I'm sad and I get on the pc, go to Sputnik, and find my latest review (Chevelle Point#1) has an unexplained neg vote. Needless to say, I feel worse than I did before.

[Killtacular]

I have a 0.88.
And a 10.0 in RAWKITUDE!!

[DesolationRow]

Jom, my family is so strict on grades it's not funny. I told my grandfather i got a 4.0 gpa and he says 'did you have any honors classes?' 'yes'. 'Then why don't you have a 5.0?'

Damn.

[Jom]

I woke up this morning to my parents arguing for 20 minutes about bills. Then my dad left and my mom starts yelling at me and says, "We didn't fight like this until you two were born". I'm sad and I get on the pc, go to Sputnik, and find my latest review (Chevelle Point#1) has an unexplained neg vote. Needless to say, I feel worse than I did before.

That's sad that you feel worse because of something on the Internet, considering you'll have family for the rest of your life.

Jom, my family is so strict on grades it's not funny. I told my grandfather i got a 4.0 gpa and he says 'did you have any honors classes?' 'yes'. 'Then why don't you have a 5.0?'

Damn.

Yikes. Did you explain to your grandfather that most schools don't calculate grade point average on a five-point scale in these modern times? :p

Seriously, though. A 4.0 is crazy with Honors classes. To think I'm essentially thrilled with a 3.46, too :-\

///

So, question for the Americans:

How many of you are watching Deal or No Deal on NBC this week? It's the exact same show as in Australia and other countries in the world, but it's pretty exciting. Howie Mandel, who looks a lot like David Draiman these days without the labret piercings, is the host. It's pretty fun, I'd recommend watching, since it's only on a trial run this week. 8PM EDT on NBC.

[Neoteric]

I woke up this morning to my parents arguing for 20 minutes about bills. Then my dad left and my mom starts yelling at me and says, "We didn't fight like this until you two were born". I'm sad and I get on the pc, go to Sputnik, and find my latest review (Chevelle Point#1) has an unexplained neg vote. Needless to say, I feel worse than I did before.
You take the site too seriously.

[Storm In A Teacup]

That's sad that you feel worse because of something on the Internet, considering you'll have family for the rest of your life.


I didn't mean it like that. I'm just saying I feel like crap already and nothing is making me feel better.

[masada]

The highest GPA you can get here is like a 4.33 or something.

I didn't mean it like that. I'm just saying I feel like crap already and nothing is making me feel better. I just woke up and it's about 12:10 here. I had some weird dream too.

[DesolationRow]

I'm going to see King Kong today. The reviews made it seem great, but it's 200 minutes.

Kripes, why are you bummed about a vote? It's not apocalyptic if someone doesn't like your reviews. Some people don't like mine, and it might sound weird, but i like that, because not having anyone who disagrees seems too perfect. And what your mom said, she doesn't mean that, at least with anger towards her children. No mother can ever blame her children for marital conflict.

[masada]

Ent, are you going to comment on my sexy picture up there?

If you're going to see King Kong, you must see Godzilla 2000. It's far superior.

[DesolationRow]

Sorry, Elim.

You and your kit are both sexy. Diggin' the hair. :sexes:

[pulseczar]

that kit isn't even his :mad: :doesn't sexes:

[Neoteric]

Ent, are you going to comment on my sexy picture up there?

If you're going to see King Kong, you must see Godzilla 2000. It's far superior.
No I know what you mean when you said you had red hair!!!

Ginge

[masada]

:cool:

[Dave de Sylvia]

I'm going to see King Kong today.
The reviews are full of ****, like the movie.

[masada]

So is your face.

:cool:

[Neoteric]

So is your face.

:cool:
Original.

[masada]

Just as original as Magadeth.

oh snapz :cool:

[pulseczar]

The Megadeths are such Slipknot ripoffs.

[Neoteric]

I am offended by this.

[Toaster]

Just as original as Magadeth.

oh snapz :cool:

Oh, go listen to some Neutral Crap Hotel.

[pulseczar]

Oh, go listen to some Neutral Crap Hotel.

NMH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any Metal band to ever exist.

[Jom]

NMH are terrific, but there are certain metal bands that are >>>>>>>>>>> them.

toaster, look who you're arguing with. Don't waste your time, heh.

[innerdark]

NMH = amazing

[pulseczar]

I want more new reviews on the new layout :upset: :sulks:

[Jawaharal]

I've never laughed so hard about Chuck Norris before.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I might have finished this semester better than I thought I would. I managed to raise all of my grades.

Semester Tests-
Science-94%-Final Grade-Unknown Until Jan. 10th, but looks like a B.
Math-83%-Final Grade-B+
American History-86%-Final Grade-C+
English-100%-Final Grade-D- (My fault for being lazy)

[Shadows]

NMH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any Metal band to ever exist.
Woah, woah, woah. Before we go this far, who or what is NHM?

[pulseczar]

Woah, woah, woah. Before we go this far, who or what is NHM?

Neutral Milk Hotel, but it doesn't matter, I don't care what so ever about metal and you're a big metal freak, there's no point in arguing:p

[Jawaharal]

I'm still in school :(
I have one more day of exams than I'm free. I have about two F's though :(

[Shadows]

Neutral Milk Hotel, but it doesn't matter, I don't care what so ever about metal and you're a big metal freak, there's no point in arguing:p
I wasn't going to argue, I was just kidding around. :) I've never even heard any NMH.

Haha, it took me a while to notice that sputnik had its own forum now.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I'm still in school :(
I have one more day of exams than I'm free. I have about two F's though :(


I failed Oklahoma History 2nd Semester because my teacher was a douche bag (knows that's not a valid excuse :upset: ). I plan on retaking it when I am a senior.

[Jawaharal]

I failed Oklahoma History 2nd Semester because my teacher was a douche bag (knows that's not a valid excuse :upset: ). I plan on retaking it when I am a senior.
Why when your a senior?, thats like a while for you. I learned my state history in 6th grade.

[Neoteric]

NMH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any Metal band to ever exist.
eh...how about no?

[Shadows]

Wait...they actually make you take a state history class?

[Jawaharal]

NMH does pwn most metal. They are just awesome.

[Jawaharal]

Wait...they actually make you take a state history class?
Who, me?

[Shadows]

Who, me?
Any American student here.

[Jawaharal]

Any American student here.
No, they don't make us. Kripes is probably talking about some middle school lesson their having in history.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I took Oklahoma history last year when I was a freshman. Unless a person is in an advanced class, then that is what you would take for two semesters. Ooh, I hated that teacher, the way he taught, he was such a star wars/trek geek and would use analogies going for both subjects and referencing them to history somehow. I failed the second semester and was going to take summer school, but guess who was teaching it for OK History? Him. :angry:

Do you all think I'm in middle school or something?

[Shadows]

That sounds like the most pointless and trivial class ever. What kind of school has state history? Hard to believe they could even stretch it out an entire year.

I thought you were in middle school. :confused:

[Jawaharal]

Do you all think I'm in middle school or something?
you said you were 14.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I'm 15, my birthday is in April, and I'm in 10th grade. :-/ I never said I was 14, unless it was a typo, but I doubt that.

[Shadows]

You're in 10th grade!!?? :confused: I thought you were much lower then that.

You're pretty damn young for a sophomore too.

[Jawaharal]

Now I feel stupid, Kripes is in the same grade as me and younger.

[masada]

I know people that are a month or two older than Kripes, and are still in the same grade as me.

Either he's lying, or Oklahoma is scholastically retarded.

[DesolationRow]

Like my step sister......

[Killtacular]

You're pretty damn young for a sophomore too.
No he's not.

[Shadows]

No he's not.
Turning 15 during the year is average for a 9th grader.

[Killtacular]

Turning 15 during the year is average for a 9th grader.
But he's fifteen and in the 10th grade. About to turn 16 in April.

[Shadows]

But he's fifteen and in the 10th grade. About to turn 16 in April.
Oh yeah. I thought he meant he was 14 and just turned 15. That would make him average age then.

[DesolationRow]

I missed the cutoff for Class of '08 by two weeks.

[Shadows]

It seems as though I'm older then most here then.

:eek: We have grind.

[masada]

Popcorn balls.

NP: Sonic Youth - "Junkie's Promise".

[Killtacular]

I missed the cutoff for Class of '08 by two weeks.
Aaaahaha, what a loser.

/points and laughs

Woo, go class of 07!

[Toaster]

It seems as though I'm older then most here then.

:eek: We have grind.

Pshh, barely. I turn 16 in a month. :eek:

About the NMH comment.. hadn't he just finished saying SOP's face was full of ****?

[Shadows]

Then I'll be turning 17 around the time you're turning 16.

I don't know about the NMH controversy. All I know is that metal >>> all.

[Toaster]

Ah well, I'm bound to catch up eventually.

[Shadows]

Percentage-wise, you're catching up every year.

[masada]

I'm pretty sure that Neutral Milk Hotel is better than 99% of metal.

[Liberi Fatali]

All I know is that metal >>> all.
:rolleyes:

[Shadows]

:mad: \m/

[Toaster]

I'm pretty sure that Neutral Milk Hotel is better than 99% of metal.

Why even attempt a comparison?

[masada]

I think you're just upset because I blocked you.

:)

[Killtacular]

Why even attempt a comparison?
Because he's right.

[Liberi Fatali]

:mad: \m/ Metal heads are unsanitary oafs, just look at the toilets during metal concerts.

In other news I can't decide what to put down as my third album for christmas, I've got to go out and get them today.

Possible albums to choose from:
Air - Premiers Symptomes
M83 - Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts
John Mclaughlin - My Goal's Beyond
Tangerine Dream - Cyclone
John Martyn - Late Night John

Oh and the two other albums I'm definitely getting are:
Tangerine Dream - Pergamon
Tangerine Dream - Stratosfear

[Shadows]

Metal heads are unsanitary oafs, just look at the toilets during metal concerts.
It's true. :upset:

I don't think I'm getting any CD's for Christmas, except for perhaps a Dimmu Borgir album and some jazz/classical.

[Toaster]

I think you're just upset because I blocked you.

:)

Whaa?

I hope to be getting an original copy of Candlemass' Epicus Doomicus Metallicus. :)

[masada]

I didn't ask for anything for Christmas.

I'm too 1337 for a list.

[masada]

Whaa? Oops. I always confuse you with mazz.

[Toaster]

Ah, that explains the crying earlier.

[Liberi Fatali]

Scruples, why did you register another account "OMGWTFBBQ!!!"? If you're planning to improve your ranking on sputnik by rating all your reviews, then don't.

[Jom]

You're in 10th grade!!?? :confused: I thought you were much lower then that.

You're pretty damn young for a sophomore too.

I started university when I was 17/high school when I was 13 :-\

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Dan:

Remember the conversation we had on AIM a couple days ago? Same thing applies, really. Are you surprised?

[Shadows]

Ja, a tad young. I thought he was 2-3 years younger then that though.

[Liberi Fatali]

Dan:

Remember the conversation we had on AIM a couple days ago? Same thing applies, really. Are you surprised?
I can't exactly ban him for something he might be planning to do, especially seeing as my area of authority does not extend to sputnik. So I think it best we hear his side of the story. :)

But if he is using his account to do that, then that is really pathetic. And the same goes for anybody else that raises their site ranking that way, instead of through improving their reviews.

[Shadows]

I think it's funny that TSO is listed under metal in sputnik. :lol:

/off topic

I have a second account that I've used on sputnik, but I only use it when this one is banned. I'm not trying to mess with ratings or anything.

[Killtacular]

Scruples, why did you register another account "OMGWTFBBQ!!!"? If you're planning to improve your ranking on sputnik by rating all your reviews, then don't.
Because I find it quite humourous, and I wouldn't be able to live if someone else took it before I had a chance to register it, so I went ahead and took it.

I wasn't going to use it to up my reviews, as I couldn't give two shits about my ratings. It pains me you'd think me capable of such debauchery.
:(
I never received the email to activate it, either.

Dan:
Remember the conversation we had on AIM a couple days ago? Same thing applies, really. Are you surprised?
This leads me to believe I, myself, have done something wrong. Please inform me if it is indeed myself you're gossiping about or if I'm just a silly paranoid android.

[DesolationRow]

Woah, i just typed up a Revolver review. The weird thing is, i wasn't in the mood to write, and when I'm not in the mood, my reviews are really lacking because of laziness. Hopefully you guys like it though.

To Galapogos: Revolver is not Abbey Road's bitch. :upset:

EDIT: 500th post. w00t!

[Shadows]

Uh oh. I've got stuff to post in the news section and it's actually news this time. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone here has ever heard of the band. They don't even have a page on sputnik yet.

Oops, make that two. I forgot I had a big one to list. This time it's relevant, so fear not.

[Jom]

This leads me to believe I, myself, have done something wrong. Please inform me if it is indeed myself you're gossiping about or if I'm just a silly paranoid android.

You, yourself, the silly paranoid android, have done nothing wrong worth discussing with Liberi. Yet. :p

[Dave de Sylvia]

Uh oh. I've got stuff to post in the news section and it's actually news this time. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone here has ever heard of the band. They don't even have a page on sputnik yet.

Oops, make that two. I forgot I had a big one to list. This time it's relevant, so fear not.
Write them a bio. More people will read bios if they exist, I think. I've written more bios than reviews in recent times. Many more.

[Shadows]

Write them a bio. More people will read bios if they exist, I think. I've written more bios than reviews in recent times. Many more.
The band description things? I use them all the time. I wrote one for them, I just have to wait for a mod to approve the changes.

I think people should take advantage of the bio/description pages. If we could get a large number of people utilizing all the options and features that sputnik has, we could make the site into one hell of a music info site.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I wish they'd remove the mod approval thing; it would speed the site up, but I can see how it could be easily abused. I'm slowly getting through all of the pop and hair metal bands.

[Shadows]

I agree, the mod approval really delays things. I can understand if it's for something like a first review, but for descriptions I doubt anyone around here is going to abuse it.

[Liberi Fatali]

Get that one. Too late, I was just about to buy M83 until I realised it was over my budget ($37NZ compared with $21NZ for Air). So I went with the two Tangerine Dream albums and Premiers Symptomes.

It appears as though my next review will be another Tangerine Dream one, hopefully I'll get it done before christmas. Otherwise I might not get it done until mid January.

[DesolationRow]

I'm listening to California (Mr. Bungle) for the first time, and I feel ashamed that i didn't pick this up earlier. It destroys self titled.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I had Nymphtamine playing on the stereo and my dad came in, listened to it for a few minutes and really liked it, except for Dani Filth himself.

I know people that are a month or two older than Kripes, and are still in the same grade as me.

Either he's lying, or Oklahoma is scholastically retarded.

Hurts, but it's the truth. It's my parents fault, they started me in school a year younger than everyone else my grade. I often wish that I was down a year because all the cool people this year are the freshman. The people in my grade are all skateboard douche's or goths. For the freshman, I'm friends with the hardcore kids, The Beatle's fanatics, and even a few jocks.

But he's fifteen and in the 10th grade. About to turn 16 in April.

That's right, but everyone else my grade is driving already. :-/

[Shadows]

Said with all the confidence of someone that doesn't have to approve and reject band bios. :p Seriously, you'd be stunned at how many get rejected, either because they put stuff in completely incorrect genres, or they put lousy information in the band bios. The approval queue is checked by me every day that I'm online.
I guess I would. Haha, I thought those things were rarely used, let alone bad info being submitted. In that case we'll obviously need to keep it then. :p

Now for my much coveted Cradle of Filth review.

[Storm In A Teacup]

What do you mean by that?

Ja, a tad young. I thought he was 2-3 years younger then that though.

I think that's an insult.

[Shadows]

What do you mean by that?
By what?

I think that's an insult.
I'm sorry. :( I thought you were that young.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Now for my much coveted Cradle of Filth review.

That.

[Shadows]

That.
I'm re-writing my Damnation and a Day review.

[Neoteric]

I see Sputnik got it's own forum. I guess we're going to go mainstream :)

[Jawaharal]

I see Sputnik got it's own forum. I guess we're going to go mainstream :)
we do?

[Shadows]

This forum has been up since yesterday.

Going mainstream is our goal. We need to get ourselves out there!

[Killtacular]

I'm listening to California (Mr. Bungle) for the first time, and I feel ashamed that i didn't pick this up earlier. It destroys self titled.
For shame. California is one of the best albums I've heard in a while, and the best review I've written in a while, too.
That's right, but everyone else my grade is driving already. :-/
I turned 16 in August of 10th grade and didn't get my license 'til Septembre of 11th grade. So... yeah, I'm a procrastinator.
This forum has been up since yesterday.
Going mainstream is our goal. We need to get ourselves out there!
I say we start making some pop-rock. We can have 90% chorus and 10% other stuff. Lyrics can be about how we hate our life because it's so hard and no-one likes us. We'll sell millions.

[Shadows]

It would help if we criticized Bush once in a while too.

I'm almost 17 and I still don't drive. :(

But at least I've got this amazing Gory Blister album to keep me company. :D

[innerdark]

and i've got my Rise Against album :D:D:D:D

i lost it a couple of months back

[Killtacular]

and i've got my Rise Against album :D:D:D:D

i lost it a couple of months back
Hahaha. Then you don't have it, then, do you?

[innerdark]

i meant i had lost it, i found it again though

[Dave de Sylvia]

I think that's an insult.
Official MX Puppy
Hmmm.

Seriously, you'd be stunned at how many get rejected, either because they put stuff in completely incorrect genres, or they put lousy information in the band bios. The approval queue is checked by me every day that I'm online.
It'd still be nice if some of us could do it without approval, though. I submitted a few a few of weeks back and they weren't approved for over a week; it seems they're slow to get into the queue.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Hmmm.

Not me, my avatar. Huh, never thought of it like that.

I'm almost 17 and I still don't drive. :(

Well if you didn't watch Pr0n so much. JK

Shadows, can I have your e-mail. I want to send you my CoF review before I turn it in today. I'd like to see if I captured the album well. I'm not to used to reviewing metal.