Violent_Bill
09-30-2005, 04:29 PM
Okay here's the last poll for round one, a bit early as I'm going away for a week tonight. Only eight this time so only four go through, choose wisely or die.
Rosebud: Mr. Burns longs for his teddy bear Bobo, however, it turns up at the Simpsons' household and Maggie does not want to let it go
Memorable Quotes:
“Mmm... sixty four slices of American cheese...”
(Joey Ramone) “We just wanna say, this gig sucks!”
(Johnny Ramone) “Hey, up yours, Springfield!”
(Joey Ramone) “ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR! (music starts) Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday!, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday!, Happy Birthday , Dear Burnsey, Happy Birthday to You!”
(Marky Ramone) “Go to hell, ya old bastard!”
(Mr. Burns) Smithers, I want The Rolling Stones killed.
(Smithers) But sir, those were...
(Mr. Burns) Do as I say!
Lisa the Vegetarian: After a trip to a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian, much to Homer's disgust.
Memorable Quotes:
“Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?”
”No!”
”Ham?”
”No!”
“Pork Chops!?”
”Dad, those all come from the same animal!”
”Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.”
“Good morning, class. A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious...uh let's just say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.”
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): After Homer's empty threats of a duel are taken up, the family move to Grampa's old farm, where Homer comes up with Tomacco, an addictive cross between tomatoes and tobacco.
Memorable Quotes:
“I'm sorry, but we're not supposed to put butter on the Milk Duds.”
”You're not supposed to go to the bathroom without washing your hands, either.”
”Touché.”
“Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!”
”Holy Moly, it does taste like Grandma!”
”I want more.”
”Yeah, me too. We'll take a bushel or a pack or just—just give it to me.”
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?: Homer becomes a food critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper, but angers restaurant owners by panning their cooking.
Memorable Quotes:
“Oh, I like food alright ...:singing:
I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer…”
”I get the picture”
”:continues singing:
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?”
”Enough already!”
“Sorry.”
“Well, what do you think?”
”This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!”
”What's wrong with it?”
”You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.”
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily: When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are put into the care of the Flanders'.
Memorable Quotes:
“What advantages does this motor car have over say.. a train. Which I could also afford.”
”Well, you'll notice how the heated gas pedal warms your feet, and the... *homer drives off.... comes back* massages your buttocks. Well homer, shall we discuss the…”
”No we shant.... yoink!”
(Welfare lady spots the "I'm a stupid baby" sign on Maggie from earlier in the episode) “Oh my lord!”
(Welfare Man) Stupid babies need the most attention!
Bart on the Road: After obtaining a fake driving license, Bart hires a car and takes Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin on a road trip. Meanwhile, Lisa spends time with Homer at the power plant.
Memorable Quotes:
“Donut?”
”No thanks. Do you have any fruit?”
”This has purple stuff inside... purple is a fruit”
“I must have spent our last 10 dollars on this Al Gore doll!”
(Al Gore doll when string is pulled) “You are hearing me talk.”
Hurricane Neddy: Ned Flanders suffers a nervous breakdown when his house is destroyed in a hurricane, and checks himself into a mental hospital.
Memorable Quotes:
“You ugly, hate-filled man!”
“Hey, hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I ... um, what was the third thing you said?"
“Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.”
”Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!”
This Little Wiggy: Taking pity on Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart. However Bart realizes it could be beneficial when he learns that Chief Wiggum holds the master key to every door in Springfield.
Memorable Quotes:
“Yeah, good things don't end with -eum, they end with -mania, or –teria!”
“This is my swingset and this is my sand box! I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where I saw the leprechaun.”
“Right, a leprechaun."
"He told me to burn things."
Rosebud: Mr. Burns longs for his teddy bear Bobo, however, it turns up at the Simpsons' household and Maggie does not want to let it go
Memorable Quotes:
“Mmm... sixty four slices of American cheese...”
(Joey Ramone) “We just wanna say, this gig sucks!”
(Johnny Ramone) “Hey, up yours, Springfield!”
(Joey Ramone) “ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR! (music starts) Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday!, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday!, Happy Birthday , Dear Burnsey, Happy Birthday to You!”
(Marky Ramone) “Go to hell, ya old bastard!”
(Mr. Burns) Smithers, I want The Rolling Stones killed.
(Smithers) But sir, those were...
(Mr. Burns) Do as I say!
Lisa the Vegetarian: After a trip to a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian, much to Homer's disgust.
Memorable Quotes:
“Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?”
”No!”
”Ham?”
”No!”
“Pork Chops!?”
”Dad, those all come from the same animal!”
”Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.”
“Good morning, class. A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious...uh let's just say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.”
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): After Homer's empty threats of a duel are taken up, the family move to Grampa's old farm, where Homer comes up with Tomacco, an addictive cross between tomatoes and tobacco.
Memorable Quotes:
“I'm sorry, but we're not supposed to put butter on the Milk Duds.”
”You're not supposed to go to the bathroom without washing your hands, either.”
”Touché.”
“Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!”
”Holy Moly, it does taste like Grandma!”
”I want more.”
”Yeah, me too. We'll take a bushel or a pack or just—just give it to me.”
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?: Homer becomes a food critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper, but angers restaurant owners by panning their cooking.
Memorable Quotes:
“Oh, I like food alright ...:singing:
I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer…”
”I get the picture”
”:continues singing:
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?”
”Enough already!”
“Sorry.”
“Well, what do you think?”
”This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!”
”What's wrong with it?”
”You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.”
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily: When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are put into the care of the Flanders'.
Memorable Quotes:
“What advantages does this motor car have over say.. a train. Which I could also afford.”
”Well, you'll notice how the heated gas pedal warms your feet, and the... *homer drives off.... comes back* massages your buttocks. Well homer, shall we discuss the…”
”No we shant.... yoink!”
(Welfare lady spots the "I'm a stupid baby" sign on Maggie from earlier in the episode) “Oh my lord!”
(Welfare Man) Stupid babies need the most attention!
Bart on the Road: After obtaining a fake driving license, Bart hires a car and takes Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin on a road trip. Meanwhile, Lisa spends time with Homer at the power plant.
Memorable Quotes:
“Donut?”
”No thanks. Do you have any fruit?”
”This has purple stuff inside... purple is a fruit”
“I must have spent our last 10 dollars on this Al Gore doll!”
(Al Gore doll when string is pulled) “You are hearing me talk.”
Hurricane Neddy: Ned Flanders suffers a nervous breakdown when his house is destroyed in a hurricane, and checks himself into a mental hospital.
Memorable Quotes:
“You ugly, hate-filled man!”
“Hey, hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I ... um, what was the third thing you said?"
“Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.”
”Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!”
This Little Wiggy: Taking pity on Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart. However Bart realizes it could be beneficial when he learns that Chief Wiggum holds the master key to every door in Springfield.
Memorable Quotes:
“Yeah, good things don't end with -eum, they end with -mania, or –teria!”
“This is my swingset and this is my sand box! I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where I saw the leprechaun.”
“Right, a leprechaun."
"He told me to burn things."