Confession Thread

[Ross]

Ohh I'm scarily partial to a bit of beautiful south.

*cannot give a reasonable explanation*

[TakeWarning]

Confession: I bought London Calling on Saturday and I don't really think it's that good.

[Biscuit_box]

Three 6 Mafia is better than half the bands I listen to.

"When I say weak azz, you say bltch.... WEAK AZZ.." "..BlTCH"

[coheneran]

I lost my virginity during Donnie Darko.

Dude, fu'cked up. I lost my virginity with Dark Side of the Moon.

[coheneran]

Confession: I bought London Calling on Saturday and I don't really think it's that good.

I thought that the first few times I heard it. You'll get to liking it.

[TakeWarning]

I thought that the first few times I heard it. You'll get to liking it.

I'd better. Otherwise you're getting a fork in the eye for lying to me.

[Scabies]

Dude, fu'cked up. I lost my virginity with Dark Side of the Moon.


y'know the corny techno song from kevin and perry go large? yeah...

[coheneran]

y'know the corny techno song from kevin and perry go large? yeah...

I s'pose that's kinda cool.
"All I wanna do is do it, biggirl biggirl!"

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Dude, fu'cked up. I lost my virginity with Dark Side of the Moon.


Andy Prieboy's "Tommorrow Wendy".
Who's got massive goth cred?
Yeah me bitches.

[coheneran]

Andy Prieboy's "Tommorrow Wendy".
Who's got massive goth cred?
Yeah me bitches.

I have no idea who Andy Prieboy is, but goth cred is neg cred.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

You ever heard of Concrete Blonde? They covered Tomorrow Wendy. I love goths. The proper ones who are all about sex and drugs. None of these whingy little pussies like you get nowadays.

I met the girls father with a fully white face, ruby red lips, Robert Smith hair and a 3 inch spike through my ear. I was a way better goth than I am a punk.

[coheneran]

I was a way better goth than I am a punk.

That's an impossibility. The measliest punk is cooler than the ruling goth.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

I dunno, I'm some kind of bastard creature in between.

[coheneran]

I dunno, I'm some kind of bastard creature in between.

An emo? I love musical stereotyping.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Yeah I do too, which is the only reason I'm letting you keep your lungs.
Man, crap, I just realized, that does make me an emo. God-damn...

Oh confession: I held a Satanic ritual to kill my ex-girlfriend. No news yet whether it worked.

[Jessizzle]

Confession: When i was like 11 or something like that The Salads were one of my favourite bands.. I never really knew they were a Toronto band. But they added me on myspace.. and i was all wtf... TORONTO? so yeahhh...

[coheneran]

Yeah I do too, which is the only reason I'm letting you keep your lungs.
Man, crap, I just realized, that does make me an emo. God-damn...

Oh confession: I held a Satanic ritual to kill my ex-girlfriend. No news yet whether it worked.

Lolz. I used to make loads of voodoo dolls with my friends, I had like a dozen all of different people. It didn't work though :(

[Jessizzle]

Yeaaaah. I used to cut and dye barbies hair to make them gothic.. I even made them little goth clothes. I was a weird child...

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Believe it and it's real, every time you say you don't believe, a fairy dies.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Yeaaaah. I used to cut and dye barbies hair to make them gothic.. I even made them little goth clothes. I was a weird child...


Why used to? That's really cool.

[Jessizzle]

Why used to? That's really cool.
:upset: I ran out of barbies by the time i was 13

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Awww, sad times.

Confession: I have totally sold out.

[coheneran]

Awww, sad times.

Confession: I have totally sold out.

Some would say you bought in. But that's a lame assed excuse. SELLOUT! How did you sell out?

Yeaaaah. I used to cut and dye barbies hair to make them gothic.. I even made them little goth clothes. I was a weird child...

I used to buy little three inch high teddy bears and I made a bunch of outfits for them. There's a dealer, a soldier, a metalhead, a Gandalf, a Jesus (with long ginger hair), and they all had little accessories as well. The soldier had a fuc'king MASSIVE arsenal of grenades, handguns, assault guns, SMGs, rocket-launchers and RPGs, grenade launcher, combat knife, katana etc.. Gandalf had a cool staff. Dealer had needles. Jesus carried around a cross.

[DrGolovaCroxby]

you're all homotastic.

[coheneran]

you're all homotastic.

Thank you.

Sleep with one eye open Doctor.

[DrGolovaCroxby]

i could take you.

[coheneran]

i could take you.

Well, if you wanna settle everything violently, then no, you couldn't. You see, violence has no honour in it, whether it's karate or pro-wrestling. So I would bring a hidden blade and stab you as soon you tried to touch me, I fight to win. Of course, if you wanna settle things with a good old-fashioned debate, prepare to be pwned.

[DrGolovaCroxby]

Well, if you wanna settle everything violently, then no, you couldn't. You see, violence has no honour in it, whether it's karate or pro-wrestling. So I would bring a hidden blade and stab you as soon you tried to touch me, I fight to win. Of course, if you wanna settle things with a good old-fashioned debate, prepare to be pwned.

shut up.

[coheneran]

Hur hur hur, so pwned^.

[Flagjacket]

Well, if you wanna settle everything violently, then no, you couldn't. You see, violence has no honour in it, whether it's karate or pro-wrestling. So I would bring a hidden blade and stab you as soon you tried to touch me, I fight to win. Of course, if you wanna settle things with a good old-fashioned debate, prepare to be pwned.
Speaking of pro-wrestling, my confession is I am a little bit sad that Eddie Guererro is dead, because he was only 38. and has like, three kids. And was pretty fun to watch.

[Scabies]

how and when did he die?!

[AIRIC]

Confession: I went to a WWF thing a few years ago. Back when that guy would put his hands behind his head and make circular motions with his hips. I guess that's how you explain it, huh.

[coheneran]

Confession: I went to a WWF thing a few years ago. Back when that guy would put his hands behind his head and make circular motions with his hips. I guess that's how you explain it, huh.

You mean you went to an Elvis Presley tribute?

[RichardCraniums]

PSSHHT! a man should have nothing to be avamed of! i enjoy listenin to old blink,greenday and a couple of kelly clarkson songs and i am proud of it! :)

[Flagjacket]

how and when did he die?!
They haven't done an autopsy yet. He died yesterday morning in his hotel room.

[Sebek]

Fact: Hulk Hogan and Sting were the only cool Pro-Wrestlers ever.

And that ninja dude from WCW vs NWO Revenge

/dressed up as Sting twice for halloween :cool:

[Brain Toad]

Speaking of pro-wrestling, my confession is I am a little bit sad that Eddie Guererro is dead, because he was only 38. and has like, three kids. And was pretty fun to watch.

He was a cool guy back when I was a fan of wrestling.

[EightMilesHigh]

Yeaaaah. I used to cut and dye barbies hair to make them gothic.. I even made them little goth clothes. I was a weird child...

My older brother once told my Dad that when I was really young, he was worried because he saw me playing with Barbies. Then he saw that I was actually ripping their heads off, so it was all cool.

[coheneran]

My older brother once told my Dad that when I was really young, he was worried because he saw me playing with Barbies. Then he saw that I was actually ripping their heads off, so it was all cool.

Lol. I can't believe you still play with barbies, how homosexual.

/Refusing to hear anything but what I want to hear.

[Excursions]

[Excursions] Nick Young im very sorry for "fayling".
[Brain Toad] you fayle!
[Brain Toad] and he fayled because he completely got my last name wrong
[Massriot] what is it then?
[Brain Toad] Adam, if I unban you, and you make one spam thread, and i mean 1, I will bane you for a week
[Brain Toad] he got ti right the second time
[Brain Toad] ban*
[Excursions] Ok

[Mannik]

Fact: Hulk Hogan and Sting were the only cool Pro-Wrestlers ever.

And that ninja dude from WCW vs NWO Revenge

/dressed up as Sting twice for halloween :cool:

I thought it was Hollywood Hogan. I had a doll of him when I was 9.

[KingOfSka]

Fact: Hulk Hogan and Sting were the only cool Pro-Wrestlers ever.

And that ninja dude from WCW vs NWO Revenge

/dressed up as Sting twice for halloween :cool:

OMFG I used to play that game all the time at this kid's house. He lived across the street from me. Nobody really knew his name, everyone just called him Jolly.

[Brain Toad]

Ultimate Warrior was my favourite wrestler. I used have a wrestling buddy of him and he acted as an additional pillow until recently when the mold attacked him and he ended up in the trash.

[KingOfSka]

<3 Ray Mysterio Jr.

[EightMilesHigh]

At the time of wrestling's popularity, I was more into Pokemon.

Confession: I was watching Miami Ink last night, and this couple came in. They had recently lost a very young child two hours after birth because of a birth defect, and the dad wanted a tatoo of their child with a halo. I almost cried when I heard about it. In fact, I'm getting quite emotional just thinking about it :(:(:upset:

[Mannik]

Did that really happen or was it just a fictional show? I'm not familiar with Miami Ink.

Nice avatar.

[hendrixonpunk]

i read 1000 page fantasy books and program things for enjoyment.

[EightMilesHigh]

Did that really happen or was it just a fictional show? I'm not familiar with Miami Ink.

Nice avatar.

It was real. Miami Ink is a TV show about a tatoo parlour in Miami and about all the stories of the people who comes in there to get tatoos.

[Mannik]

Wow, that really is emotional:(

[Anxious]

i read 1000 page fantasy books and program things for enjoyment.
Nerd

[AIRIC]

That is a very nice thing to do. I'm to punk to cry about it though.

[TheNowhereman42]

Fact: Hulk Hogan and Sting were the only cool Pro-Wrestlers ever.

And that ninja dude from WCW vs NWO Revenge

/dressed up as Sting twice for halloween :cool:

sending out an SOS to the world!

[AIRIC]

Confession: I'm starting a melodic hardcore band with non-melodic vocals.

Confession: I'm getting off to go read the Lost World.

[Anxious]

That is a very nice thing to do. I'm to punk to cry about it though.
I'm to punk to respond to this message.

[AIRIC]

Wait, what?

[Sebek]

OMFG I used to play that game all the time at this kid's house. He lived across the street from me. Nobody really knew his name, everyone just called him Jolly.


Yeah that game won pretty hard.

[Lazybassplr56]

I want to marry Strike Anywhere.

[StruckEverywhere]

Confession: I'm starting a melodic hardcore band with non-melodic vocals.

So basically a hardcore band then?

I want to marry StruckEverywhere.

Awww.

[Excursions]

I want to marry StruckEverywhere.

I already have. Rough divorce on both of us it was.

[holy_roller99]

i read 1000 page fantasy books and program things for enjoyment.

so do i. believe it or not programming things can show how much you really can **** the system

[StruckEverywhere]

I already have. Rough divorce on both of us it was.

Indeed, you got my damn house.

[Lazybassplr56]

You bastard. You told me you've never been married before. It is over.

[StruckEverywhere]

I was never one for commitment anyway.

[Brain Toad]

Confession: I have a livejournal. But so does Eric.

[pedro durruti]

You're supposed to confess your OWN sins

[Brain Toad]

You're supposed to confess your OWN sins

I like taking other people down with me.

[Graffito]

physical confession) i once batted off to punk-chick-p'orn
emotional confession) i have a prejudice against emo's
musical confession) i like aqua, some jimmy eat world and australian hip-hop
confession of future) before i die i want to f'uck an obese woman

i'm a very bad man

[coheneran]

physical confession) i once batted off to punk-chick-p'orn
emotional confession) i have a prejudice against emo's
musical confession) i like aqua, some jimmy eat world and australian hip-hop
confession of future) before i die i want to f'uck an obese woman

i'm a very bad man

The last one's easy, you could do it tommorow. I am prejudiced against 'new' emos as well. everyone whacks off to a suicide girl sometimes.
AQUA SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU FU'CKIN' BARBIE GIRL! ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[TakeWarning]

physical confession) i once batted off to punk-chick-p'orn
emotional confession) i have a prejudice against emo's
musical confession) i like aqua, some jimmy eat world and australian hip-hop
confession of future) before i die i want to f'uck an obese woman

i'm a very bad man

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Some would say you bought in. But that's a lame assed excuse. SELLOUT! How did you sell out?
.


I got a job at the bank.

[coheneran]

I got a job at the bank.

I suppose it's ok if you hand out anti-capitalist literature to all your clients. And it would be funny to see what your bosses would do. They can't fire you for preaching anti-capitalism.

[Drop The Baby]

They could if you were doing it whilst they were paying you.

You should be punx and get a job in a pub/bar like me

[coheneran]

They could if you were doing it whilst they were paying you.

You should be punx and get a job in a pub/bar like me

You mean be a pusher of the last legal poison? And why could they fire him for handing out political literature?

[Drop The Baby]

You mean be a pusher of the last legal poison? And why could they fire him for handing out political literature?

Be a pusher of the last legal poisin? How bout a seller of some of the greatest liquid ever. Don't start spouting off a load a straight-edge bullsh!t.

They could fire him for handing out what you're suggesting when he's working. It's not a difficult concept to understand

[coheneran]

Be a pusher of the last legal poisin? How bout a seller of some of the greatest liquid ever. Don't start spouting off a load a straight-edge bullsh!t.

They could fire him for handing out what you're suggesting when he's working. It's not a difficult concept to understand

I like the original concept of straight-edge, but I don't like where it's ended up.

[DrGolovaCroxby]

I like the original concept of straight-edge, but I don't like where it's ended up.

well keep it to yourself.

[coheneran]

well keep it to yourself.

Why?

[Excursions]

I like the original concept of straight-edge, but I don't like where it's ended up.

I agree with you fully for the first time.

[coheneran]

I agree with you fully for the first time.

Sweet, does that mean you will rep++ me? Pretty please? I will smoke your cigar. :smoke:

[AIRIC]

He can't rep.

[coheneran]

He can't rep.

Do you need a star to rep?

[AIRIC]

Yes, 3 stars.

[coheneran]

I see.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

I can rep and will rep 2 peopel on this page maybe.

Done, i couldnt do Eric or Adam so i did the other two on the page i saw first who i wanted to rep.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

Not you, its been done.

[AndreTheHyena]

Confession: The confession thread sucks and needs to be closed. I, the THREADSTARTER, decree it.