band member girls are most attracted to??? (stupid pointless theard but talk anyway)

[espf-250htd06]

howdy my drummer says, that girls like the drummers cause they got rythum, ive heard people argue the bass player gets the girl cause hes the soft one in the band, idk i would think the lead singer or lead guitrist would what do yal think??

[Ozduck]

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?

[PremierManiac]

Drummers!!!

[azguitar92]

i think it's the frontmen who get all the girls.

[isojoe420]

It doesn't matter what you play. The fact that you are in a band will attract girls. But yes, the frontman of the band will most likely attract the most.

[Nicko_Shmicko]

just being in a band pulls girls. You could play tamborine.

[JimMorals]

I had chicks coming up and being like "ommmmmmg" and hugging me and I was a roadie for the band. Lol.

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

I like that answer. :thumb:

[Britton]

The guitarst does.

props to dave from janes adiction

[delinquent]

just being in a band is enough... women are too stupid to tell the difference between what instrument you play.though of course bassists are better..


hahahahaha....

[BassMan182]

whoever is the most outgoing member on stage, will get the girls. doesn't matter what you play, if you're the one doing the talking, moving around etc, you'll get it.

[Wish]

I thought it was the bassist that got all the girls :-/

[KKKKKocaine]

Me.

[Stubbsy]

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

SOO TRUE..

I am the drummer=working on a girlfriend
Bassist-i dont care
Guitar=Player
Singer=Tryhard player...

i could pull the most chicks. :lol: :thumb:

[PHAT_M0NKEE]

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?


I like that answer alot... yay for the 4-string love machine!

[airborne50caliber]

It works like this. If you're in a band you attract girls, but within the band the girls choose the one they would normally choose according to looks personality body or whjatever the hell. instruments dont matter

[KKKKKocaine]

instruments dont matter

They do in the bedroom :naughty:

[JimMorals]

Chicks like bassists because it is a fact that chicks like thundering vibrations. :smash:

[daffy_]

All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))

[Ollie The Drumming Legend]

All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))

It's true :upset: though i play drums as well. Just being in a band adds a bit of a boost to your initial attractiveness, though if they think you're a jerk once they know you better being Jimi Hendrix wont help. girls are stupid like that. (no offence ladies ;) ). But basically you have to be outgoing and that if you wanna pull at the gig. So in that respect im not so great, but i manage :).

oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) .

[espf-250htd06]

i knew this theard would have some funny **** in it

bass with thundering vibrations <<< lol

keep going i wana hear more

and it is true the the most outgoing on stage will probably attract the most girls ive found this to be true

[Seafroggys]

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to performing in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks.
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.

[MysweetFracture]

I play guitar, and gave a girlfriend. But shes the sickest girlfriend ever!

[daffy_]

oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) .

trick is you gotta use 'em for a gig first so they warm up, otherwise they're pretty cold.

[Knifeboy]

When it comes to slutty groupies

Whomever they bump into first

[moaner]

chicks always go for the female backing vocalists.

[Knifeboy]

pics? :naughty:

[Merkaba]

Don't be silly....we all know its the lead vocalist! hehe


Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to performing in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks.
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.

Are you trying to make doritos or tacos with all of that? :lol:

[Nicko_Shmicko]

singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.

[big eskimo pimpin]

singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.

lol
I'm a bassist, but I actually think its the keyboardist (if there is one)
If not, its definately the most robust one

[idspispopd]

drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:

[Ozduck]

what you said

drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:

what i said

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?

hmmmm spot the similar parts of both comments.... singer gets the dirty/slutty ones lolol :lol:

[Akira]

drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:
Just start playing some solos, get the real music listeners cheering, then the groupies will want to bang you. :thumb:

[daffy_]

once again....all these things are unknown to guy on the synth who's usually stuck in the corner facing the wall playing his slow sweeping string sounds while you guys up front are shredding away right over left on the fretboard, or banging away some crazy paradiddles or doing like 75fret stretches on your 13string bass while the frontman is pulling a bruce springsteen calling up a girl from the audience to dance with him.

talk about short end of the stick. i reckon the only guys that's get it worse than us are the guys on the slidepots i.e 'the sound guy' :-)

[Firecracker]

My friends which jam:
Guitarist - my bf
bassist - has a gf
drummer - single


Oh well...

[moaner]

My friends which jam:
Guitarist - my bf
bassist - has a gf
drummer - single


Oh well...

ohshi- ur a girl????

oh yeah, i knew that...


anyway, if you're gonna be in a band with your gf, don't split up with him... because that'd be so go**** awkward.

[peaveyrules]

Around here it seems that the one in the band who keeps everything about the band together and is always throwing himself into the music has no life...yet alone a girlfriend. I would know....

[Moseph]

This reminds me of an old, corny joke my boss likes to tell:

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

"Homeless"

[AngusYoung413]

Dude you know the thing about us bassists is, we finger better.

[Ned]

once again....all these things are unknown to guy on the synth who's usually stuck in the corner facing the wall playing his slow sweeping string sounds while you guys up front are shredding away right over left on the fretboard, or banging away some crazy paradiddles or doing like 75fret stretches on your 13string bass while the frontman is pulling a bruce springsteen calling up a girl from the audience to dance with him.

talk about short end of the stick. i reckon the only guys that's get it worse than us are the guys on the slidepots i.e 'the sound guy' :-)

1) Don't play "slow sweeping string sounds". Play music.

2) Don't play in clubs with stages so small that anyone is ever "stuck in the corner facing the wall".

3) If a certain saxophone player named Mike insists on standing directly in front of you, play back the New Year's Eve tape to the band leader proving incontrovertably that Mike was taking one long solo all night long and playing out of tune the while--and get Mike's *** fired.

4) Go to the restaurant adjoining your hotel by yourself after the first night of three-night stand. Bring a copy of J. D. Salinger's "Nine Stories" with you, and while you order and receive your food, keep your head in the book and never look once at your waitress. Your waitress will be doing a morning shift the next day, and while you sleep in, the other group members at breakfast will be all over her and invite her to the club that night. She'll come all right, but only for you.

5) If none of the above works, it's not the keyboards, pal; it's YOU.

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))
If you play a mean classical piano (or any slow, pretty song on a nice big piano [not keyboard]), you won't attract many girls.

Instead you will attract one or two girls, but trust me - they're the girls you want attracted to you.

[Nightvision]

Reasons why the rhythm guitarist is the only sensible choice for any self-respecting girl:

1) You've seen the lead singer... no-one who wears pants that tight can possibly be straight.
2) If the lead guitarist pulls faces like that during a simple guitar solo, imagine what he pulls during sex...
3) Anyone who spends as much time with their hands wrapped around their wood as the drummer does clearly doesn't get enough.
4) I'm not a bassist. :lol:

[Bass6591]

i personally think that the uh, saxaphonist gets the most ladies because he can toot their horn

[Nightvision]

Um.... I dunno if you like your girls to have a horn, but I like my ladies to be distinctly hornless.

[elhammo]

I like that answer alot... yay for the 4-string love machine!


i ****ing wish man, that would be lovely


nah but its the drummer who gets all the weird interesting ones because drummers are mad

singer gets all the slags

guitarist gets a nice mix of all of them

bass player gets **** all

[daffy_]

1) Don't play "slow sweeping string sounds". Play music.

2) Don't play in clubs with stages so small that anyone is ever "stuck in the corner facing the wall".

3) If a certain saxophone player named Mike insists on standing directly in front of you, play back the New Year's Eve tape to the band leader proving incontrovertably that Mike was taking one long solo all night long and playing out of tune the while--and get Mike's *** fired.

4) Go to the restaurant adjoining your hotel by yourself after the first night of three-night stand. Bring a copy of J. D. Salinger's "Nine Stories" with you, and while you order and receive your food, keep your head in the book and never look once at your waitress. Your waitress will be doing a morning shift the next day, and while you sleep in, the other group members at breakfast will be all over her and invite her to the club that night. She'll come all right, but only for you.

5) If none of the above works, it's not the keyboards, pal; it's YOU.


a) I'm using hyperboles to make my point.

b) Actually, here in Greece you're lucky if you're facing the corner. Usually club's so small you're playing from the toilet.

c) Who has a saxophonist in a band??????

d) If it's not illustrated, i haven't read it.

e) If all else fails, we usually end up sampling noises coming from the other band member's rooms, for private use later on.

P.S Actually we're not really as sad as all that but since it's a fun topic might as well be self-sarcastic.

[daffy_]

If you play a mean classical piano (or any slow, pretty song on a nice big piano [not keyboard]), you won't attract many girls.

Instead you will attract one or two girls, but trust me - they're the girls you want attracted to you.


Classically trained......luckily i found my way later on :-)

Ahhh women. Well I just turned 27 on Friday so i think i have to start concerning myself with keeping my teeth in my mouth...finding a good pacemaker....and all those other old-age things heheheheeeeeee.

[Ned]

c) Who has a saxophonist in a band??????

One question mark is sufficient, thank you very much. A BAND will not only have a coterie of saxophonists; it may also have seventy-six trombones. A rock group, on the other hand, can (and SHOULD) accommodate a small "horn" section.

d) If it's not illustrated, i haven't read it. She'll catch on eventually, of course, but the kinds of girls you're likely to meet in these sorts of situations aren't the kinds of girls you want to hang onto for long anyway. Just fake it.

e) If all else fails, we usually end up sampling noises coming from the other band member's rooms, for private use later on. Ouch! The very last thing I'd want is a souvenir.

P.S Actually we're not really as sad as all that No, it's probably much worse. but since it's a fun topic might as well be self-sarcastic. It's a fun topic it your idea of fun is sticking needles behind your fingernails.

[Mookie]

I would say the lead singer or the lead guitarist. I'm the lead vocalist/screamer in my bad, and my best buddy does guitar and I'd say we pull the most chicks out of anyone.

[JimMorals]

This reminds me of an old, corny joke my boss likes to tell:

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

"Homeless"

And that reminds me of the time I was in music class my senior year at high school and I was tuning my guitar with my distortion pedal on. My washed up music teacher says, "you know what they say about musicians who tune with the distortion on, don't ya? They dont know how to tune. :thumb: "

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

Classically trained......luckily i found my way later on :-)

:thumb:

[DruMMeR_BoY14]

Me and our singer were discussing this a while ago and decided that it went:

Singer
Drummer
Guitars
Bass.

Though in practice is more goes like this:

Guitarist
Bassist
Singer
Drummer (me)
Guitarist (my girlfriend... heheh)

[strummerkid]

So wait, you're getting more than your girlfriend is? unless you're counting masturbation . . .

[daffy_]

[QUOTE=Ned No, it's probably much worse. It's a fun topic it your idea of fun is sticking needles behind your fingernails.[/QUOTE]


Or listening through a full album by Opeth :-)

[2sexy4you]

whos ever hottest or has the money!! no im jk. lead guitarist for me. or drummer.

[moaner]

One question mark is sufficient, thank you very much. A BAND will not only have a coterie of saxophonists; it may also have seventy-six trombones. A rock group, on the other hand, can (and SHOULD) accommodate a small "horn" section.


That is too rediculous for words. Whether or not it fits in with the sound they are after, whether or not it would be practical, and whether or not anybody wants to hear it, rock bands should have a small horns section?

I agree that a sax solo here and there can be extremely effective, but its just ignorant to say which instruments rock groups should and shouldn't have. some of the experimental stuff I listen to has very effective strings in it (violin and cello, not synthy noises :rolleyes: ), which is fantastic. Pink Floyd (as you'll know) have several sax solos across their mid era. However, its not correct to say rock bands should incorporate these things- just that they should hold an open mind to incorporating more than electric guitars, bass and drums.

[Knifeboy]

A rock group, on the other hand, can (and SHOULD) accommodate a small "horn" section.
.


Only if they want to make horrible music

[ShakeyAir]

Chicks like bassists because it is a fact that chicks like thundering vibrations. :smash:

Let her sit on your bass amp, and play the highest B, with bass set high, mids set low, and treble set medium.

...Wheeee....

[Ned]

That is too rediculous for words. Whether or not it fits in with the sound they are after, whether or not it would be practical, and whether or not anybody wants to hear it, rock bands should have a small horns section?

I agree that a sax solo here and there can be extremely effective, but its just ignorant to say which instruments rock groups should and shouldn't have. some of the experimental stuff I listen to has very effective strings in it (violin and cello, not synthy noises :rolleyes: ), which is fantastic. Pink Floyd (as you'll know) have several sax solos across their mid era. However, its not correct to say rock bands should incorporate these things- just that they should hold an open mind to incorporating more than electric guitars, bass and drums.

You're so unhip (and deadly boring), it's a wonder you can hold up your pants.

[Ned]

Only if they want to make horrible music

Oh, sorry. I forgot to say, "unless Knifeboy manages to weasel in".

[moaner]

You're so unhip (and deadly boring), it's a wonder you can hold up your pants.

"that's absolute bollocks" - The person sat next to me who read what we said.

"Just imagine metal bands... '<Grind> <grind> <PARP!>"


I think the fact that some random friend from the real world laughed at you without even being asked is an indication of the incorrect nature of your statement.

[daffy_]

actually the guy was having a bang at me. he was joking......weren't you? :-)

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

You poms really say bollocks? :eek:

:lol:

[daffy_]

never mind the bollocks! we've got more important things to talk about.

[moaner]

You poms really say bollocks? :eek:

:lol:

yes, yes we do.

Have fun wearing your "stubbies", convict.








:p

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

Touché!

[RyMac59]

ever hear the joke....

There was a band playing a gig and everything was going awesome, they knew theyd be big. The drummer was thinking "Oh yeah I'm gonna get so much money" they guitarist was thinking "Oh man I'm gonna get so many chicks", the singer was thinking "Wow I'm gonna be so well popular" while the bass player was thinking " ok... D - B - D - B "

[DruMMeR_BoY14]

So wait, you're getting more than your girlfriend is? unless you're counting masturbation . . .

No I just get more comments etc... so yeah we are basicly equal.

[Knifeboy]

ever hear the joke....

There was a band playing a gig and everything was going awesome, they knew theyd be big. The drummer was thinking "Oh yeah I'm gonna get so much money" they guitarist was thinking "Oh man I'm gonna get so many chicks", the singer was thinking "Wow I'm gonna be so well popular" while the bass player was thinking " ok... D - B - D - B "


hahah...

[Ned]

I think the fact that some random friend from the real world laughed at you without even being asked is an indication of the incorrect nature of your statement.

Let me get this straight: You think that a "random" person's opinion proves me wrong? You're deeply strange. Anyway, he was probably laughing at your trousers falling. None of MY friends, by the bye, are "random".

[moaner]

Let me get this straight: You think that a "random" person's opinion proves me wrong? You're deeply strange. Anyway, he was probably laughing at your trousers falling. None of MY friends, by the bye, are "random".

He was a random one of my friends. not a chosen one- it could have been any friend.

[darkwhite]

In my experience it's always been the singer and guitarist who get ALL the girls....but then again my bassist is girl repellant and my drummer is shy.

but the bass player DID sign a girls *** once.....hmm ok so he's girl neutral

[drumass04]

Drummers get all the best lasses, then guitarists. I don't know a bassist in my school who has had a girlfriend for more than 2 weeks and vocalists don't seem to get any around my area.

[Aus_rock_god]

In my band it works like this:

Drummer - Has a girlfriend

Lead Guitarist - Always attract hot chicks

Bassist - Ends up stealing them

Me (Guitar/voclas)- Gets the refuse

[espf-250htd06]

lol the bassit always ends up stealing them the last one there is the most truest to me that ive seen except you should add second none flashy lead guitarist gets absolutly jack ****.