Violent_Bill
09-16-2005, 05:12 PM
Okay, below you will find information on each episode in case you can't recognise it from the name. Which will be number one? You decide!
Homie The Clown: Homer goes to clown college to become a 'regional Krusty'. However, it all goes wrong when he is mistaken for the real thing by the mafia.
Memorable Quotes:
"I'm seeing double here: four Krustys!"
"But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to stab me with something."
Bart of Darkness: After Bart breaks his leg, he spends the summer spying on the neighbors with a telescope, and sees Ned Flanders murder his wife.
Memorable Quotes:
"Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of... Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?"
"I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
"Tis a fine barn, but 'tis no pool."
"D'oheth!"
New Kids on the Blecch: Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph are chosen to become members of the next big boy band, Party Possé.
Memorable Quotes:
"Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!"
"That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock."
"Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!"
"It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal and superliminal."
"Superliminal?"
"I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!"
"Uh, yeah, alright."
"I'm in."
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment: When the town of Springfield brings back the ancient law of Prohibition, and Homer & Bart smuggle alcohol into Springfield.
Memorable Quotes:
"Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at one AM?"
"Um... the best **** pet shop in town!"
"Yeah!!"
"Im not going to lie to you Marge......goodbye!"
Lisa Gets an "A": Lisa cheats on a test, and her high score raises the school's state average and qualifies it for financial aid, but Lisa feels guilty. Meanwhile, Homer raises a baby lobster.
Memorable Quotes:
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Gavin honey, help mommy pick a cereal! How bout Alfalfa beds?"
"Those suck! I hate this store.
"But sweetheart, mommy..."
"I hate you, too! I wanna live with one of my dads."
Weekend at Burnsie's: After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana.
Memorable Quotes:
"All right, that's it! Get him out of here! This ain't no crowbar. This is a crowbar! [He reaches under the counter and comes up with a picture of crows sitting at a bar] See? They got the little stools and everything."
"I am no longer a slave to this! (Holds up joint)
"Homer, why do you still keep that?"
"As a reminder, Marge. (Zooms in on joint and we see "Dentist, tuesday" is written on it)
I'm Goin' to Praiseland: After finding a sketchbook belonging to his late wife Maude, Ned Flanders opens a Bible-themed amusement park to honor her memory.
Memorable Quotes:
"Oh, Maude, I've turned your dream of a Christian amusement park into a bemusement park."
"Don't say that, Ned!"
"It is! It's a bemusement park!"
"Hello, Gas company... How poisonous is your gas? Wow. But I'm talking about... outdoors with plenty of ventilation...... How could that be worse? Okay, permanant brain damage, or just temporary? I see..."
Natural Born Kissers: Homer and Marge spice up their sex life by getting into dangerous situations. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa find the lost alternate ending to the movie Casablanca.
Memorable Quotes:
"Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the daytime."
"Now you've got her, Bart, jump Lisa's king"
"I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders"
"There you go with that smart mouth. Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch!"
"Yes sir!"
Homer's Enemy: A new employee at the Nuclear Power Plant is appalled at Homer's incompetence.
Memorable Quotes:
"Simpson, you've got a 5-13! (Homer blankly stares at his watch) No, a 5-13! In your procedures manual? A 5-13? (Homer stares at his watch again) Look at your control panel!"
"Oh, a 5-13. I'll handle this."
(goes into his office and pours water on his control panel, shorting out the console and alarms)
"That took care of it." (Grimes stares shocked through his window)
"As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither."
"No, I won't accept that."
"No, it's true. I got their names written down right here, in what I call my, uh, "enemies list".
" Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours."
[B]The Great Louse Detective: Sideshow Bob helps find someone trying to kill Homer.
Memorable Quotes:
"Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!"
"I'm really glad you're still alive, Dad."
"I know, Bart. It's every parent's dream to outlive their children"
Homie The Clown: Homer goes to clown college to become a 'regional Krusty'. However, it all goes wrong when he is mistaken for the real thing by the mafia.
Memorable Quotes:
"I'm seeing double here: four Krustys!"
"But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to stab me with something."
Bart of Darkness: After Bart breaks his leg, he spends the summer spying on the neighbors with a telescope, and sees Ned Flanders murder his wife.
Memorable Quotes:
"Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of... Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?"
"I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
"Tis a fine barn, but 'tis no pool."
"D'oheth!"
New Kids on the Blecch: Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph are chosen to become members of the next big boy band, Party Possé.
Memorable Quotes:
"Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!"
"That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock."
"Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!"
"It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal and superliminal."
"Superliminal?"
"I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!"
"Uh, yeah, alright."
"I'm in."
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment: When the town of Springfield brings back the ancient law of Prohibition, and Homer & Bart smuggle alcohol into Springfield.
Memorable Quotes:
"Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at one AM?"
"Um... the best **** pet shop in town!"
"Yeah!!"
"Im not going to lie to you Marge......goodbye!"
Lisa Gets an "A": Lisa cheats on a test, and her high score raises the school's state average and qualifies it for financial aid, but Lisa feels guilty. Meanwhile, Homer raises a baby lobster.
Memorable Quotes:
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Gavin honey, help mommy pick a cereal! How bout Alfalfa beds?"
"Those suck! I hate this store.
"But sweetheart, mommy..."
"I hate you, too! I wanna live with one of my dads."
Weekend at Burnsie's: After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana.
Memorable Quotes:
"All right, that's it! Get him out of here! This ain't no crowbar. This is a crowbar! [He reaches under the counter and comes up with a picture of crows sitting at a bar] See? They got the little stools and everything."
"I am no longer a slave to this! (Holds up joint)
"Homer, why do you still keep that?"
"As a reminder, Marge. (Zooms in on joint and we see "Dentist, tuesday" is written on it)
I'm Goin' to Praiseland: After finding a sketchbook belonging to his late wife Maude, Ned Flanders opens a Bible-themed amusement park to honor her memory.
Memorable Quotes:
"Oh, Maude, I've turned your dream of a Christian amusement park into a bemusement park."
"Don't say that, Ned!"
"It is! It's a bemusement park!"
"Hello, Gas company... How poisonous is your gas? Wow. But I'm talking about... outdoors with plenty of ventilation...... How could that be worse? Okay, permanant brain damage, or just temporary? I see..."
Natural Born Kissers: Homer and Marge spice up their sex life by getting into dangerous situations. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa find the lost alternate ending to the movie Casablanca.
Memorable Quotes:
"Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the daytime."
"Now you've got her, Bart, jump Lisa's king"
"I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders"
"There you go with that smart mouth. Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch!"
"Yes sir!"
Homer's Enemy: A new employee at the Nuclear Power Plant is appalled at Homer's incompetence.
Memorable Quotes:
"Simpson, you've got a 5-13! (Homer blankly stares at his watch) No, a 5-13! In your procedures manual? A 5-13? (Homer stares at his watch again) Look at your control panel!"
"Oh, a 5-13. I'll handle this."
(goes into his office and pours water on his control panel, shorting out the console and alarms)
"That took care of it." (Grimes stares shocked through his window)
"As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither."
"No, I won't accept that."
"No, it's true. I got their names written down right here, in what I call my, uh, "enemies list".
" Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours."
[B]The Great Louse Detective: Sideshow Bob helps find someone trying to kill Homer.
Memorable Quotes:
"Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!"
"I'm really glad you're still alive, Dad."
"I know, Bart. It's every parent's dream to outlive their children"