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Endless Obsession
09-03-2005, 03:52 PM
I saw the person who gets the 30,000th post in this thread deserves 30,000 rep.

You can tell hes not being serious cause if he was being serious about the police thing he wouldnt come on this forum anymore.

zombie autopilot
09-03-2005, 04:11 PM
Wait, i still don't get the point of this thread.

Endless Obsession
09-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Wait, i still don't get the point of this thread.

Unearth>Zeppelin>The Beatles

moaner
09-03-2005, 04:15 PM
Wait, i still don't get the point of this thread.

you're not veyr bright i see.

zombie autopilot
09-03-2005, 04:18 PM
Unearth>Zeppelin>The Beatles



unearth=beatles > Zeppelin.

zombie autopilot
09-03-2005, 04:18 PM
you're not veyr bright i see.




I am bright, I just don't understand the meaning of it.

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 04:19 PM
you're not veyr bright i see.


Veyr?

Is that a code for 30,000?

zombie autopilot
09-03-2005, 04:21 PM
So what is the meaning? Like is it here for our entertainment? Our just for us to learn about Frank? WHAT!?

moaner
09-03-2005, 04:25 PM
So what is the meaning? Like is it here for our entertainment? Our just for us to learn about Frank?

those 2 are one and the same.

Endless Obsession
09-03-2005, 04:28 PM
30,000

Epicurus
09-03-2005, 04:55 PM
*sperm

Hopefully, his sperm count will be thirty thousand, so we won't have to worry about him and that instrument of his polluting the world with pube-moustached spawn.

rofl :lol:

clown_phobia
09-03-2005, 05:03 PM
He's on Wilkipedia yay!! :)

This can only get better

I can't find him! Can I have a link?

bighambino
09-03-2005, 05:41 PM
I can't find him! Can I have a link?

I think Moaner posted one a bunch of pages back.

skunkmuffin
09-03-2005, 05:42 PM
i love this forum <3

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 05:43 PM
If im going to be the most flamed/hated member in MX history I might as well go down in flames with a huge final act right?

or perhaps you could grow up a bit and stop being so utterly desperate for attention from a bunch of strangers on the internet?

perhaps stop plastering your personal life all over the pit, when it's painfully evident that nobody cares?

just a thought

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 05:45 PM
or perhaps you could grow up a bit and stop being so utterly desperate for attention from a bunch of strangers on the internet?

perhaps stop plastering your personal life all over the pit, when it's painfully evident that nobody cares?

just a thought


ooh, big letters

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 05:47 PM
ooh, big letters

when i make an especially valid point, i like to use big letter to increase the chance that he might read AND respond to them

everytime I've made a comment about what a loser attention-whore he is, and how he could solve his own problems by not making these type of threads, he just ignores it.

truth is he simply loves all the attention people are giving him, otherwise he wouldn't post the details of his insignificant life all over the site and expect people to care

this guy is straight out pathetic.

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 05:48 PM
when i make an especially valid point, i like to use big letter to increase the chance that he might read AND respond to them

everytime I've made a comment about what a loser attention-whore he is, and how he could solve his own problems by not making these type of threads, he just ignores it.

truth is he simply loves all the attention people are giving him, otherwise he wouldn't post the details of his insignificant life all over the site and expect people to care

this guy is straight out pathetic.


He has selective illiteracy :thumb:

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 05:50 PM
He has selective illiteracy :thumb:
I think he just needs to disconnect his internet and get some real friends, to stop living in his self-induced drama lifestyle.

I think he's just listened to one too many emo songs. It's pathetic.

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 05:53 PM
I think he just needs to disconnect his internet and get some real friends, to stop living in his self-induced drama lifestyle.

I think he's just listened to one too many emo songs. It's pathetic.

Meh, he's the only one who takes this seriously.

Interesting fact: Did you know that you have ended the last three posts with the word "pathetic"?

skunkmuffin
09-03-2005, 05:53 PM
im getting bored.
*lights fire*
*starts sing song*
30,000 bottles of beer on the wall...

Special Brew
09-03-2005, 05:55 PM
I think he's just listened to one too many emo songs.
:angry:

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 05:55 PM
im getting bored.
*lights fire*
*starts sing song*
30,000 bottles of beer on the wall...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:thumb:

Welcome my young apprentice :D

Special Brew
09-03-2005, 05:56 PM
Meh, he's the only one who takes this seriously.

Interesting fact: Did you know that you have ended the last three posts with the word "pathetic"?
*two

amzharpyro
09-03-2005, 05:56 PM
I think he just needs to disconnect his internet and get some real friends, to stop living in his self-induced drama lifestyle.

I think he's just listened to one too thirty-thousand many emo songs. It's pathetic.

Fix'd

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 05:57 PM
*two

Bugger. I read the bit where i quote him as his second of three :upset:

skunkmuffin
09-03-2005, 05:58 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:thumb:

Welcome my young apprentice :D

*bows and wonders how long it will take to get to your standard*

EmergencyRoom
09-03-2005, 06:09 PM
*bows and wonders how long it will take to get to your standard*


At least 30,000 posts :D

skunkmuffin
09-03-2005, 06:12 PM
At least 30,000 posts :D

i had that coming

sliver
09-03-2005, 06:14 PM
so what did the guy actualy buy the 30,000 cds or not?

:lol:

Matt
09-03-2005, 06:16 PM
pathetic
Total Posts: 15,800 (34.75 posts per day)

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 06:29 PM
Total Posts: 15,800 (34.75 posts per day)

What is your point, if any?

Stone Cold Bush
09-03-2005, 06:32 PM
rape, sex, violence, bombs, guns, knifes, injury etc.

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 06:33 PM
rape, sex, violence, bombs, guns, knifes, injury etc.

slick avatar

Matt
09-03-2005, 06:46 PM
slick avatar
slick post

skunkmuffin
09-03-2005, 06:47 PM
*womders how many poeple she can get to put 30 000 in their comment thingy*

Amit
09-03-2005, 06:49 PM
I think he just needs to disconnect his internet and get some real friends, to stop living in his self-induced drama lifestyle.

and shave*

Stone Cold Bush
09-03-2005, 06:53 PM
slick avatar
Day of the Tentacle owns. \m/

trev913
09-03-2005, 06:53 PM
That's positively amazing, Eggo. Just...amazing.

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 06:57 PM
slick post

ur thinking of my penis

Matt
09-03-2005, 07:14 PM
ur thinking of my penis
don't post a thread about it

Amit
09-03-2005, 07:17 PM
don't post a thread about it

reverse psychology what

Matt
09-03-2005, 07:17 PM
i don't think you understand

EDIT: good god Total Posts: 21,211 (28.92 posts per day)

Shadows Rise
09-03-2005, 07:38 PM
Who the hell is this guy? And what is the big deal about him. I haven't really been paying attention on here all day. Can someone please explain?

Special Brew
09-03-2005, 07:41 PM
Who the hell is this guy? And what is the big deal about him. I haven't really been paying attention on here all day. Can someone please explain?
Read the thread.

Paranoidd
09-03-2005, 07:44 PM
i don't think you understand

EDIT: good god Total Posts: 21,211 (28.92 posts per day)

Total Posts: 4,277 (5.49 posts per day)

my word, thats insane

Shadows Rise
09-03-2005, 07:46 PM
Read the thread.

I read the title, also clicked some of the links. This guy wants 30,000 cds to put his music on? Haha, what's so great about that? Just another retard on MX. There must be something else to his fame.

EDIT: By the way, to Eggo. Awesome job researching this person holy **** haha. Even though i don't know why yet. But holy crap.. That is a lot.

lawlstorm
09-03-2005, 07:51 PM
=-o eggertz only has 8,787 to go!

Insomnidizzle
09-03-2005, 09:09 PM
Ah I remember arguing with that douche at two in the morning before I left MX like the 3rd time :)

#1!
09-03-2005, 09:47 PM
I'm starting to become a little attached to our little Frankie. Not because I like him, but because he has single-handedly united the forums against him, his family, and all that he stands for. I want to meet him, but he lives like 30,000 miles away from me.

dr._feelgood
09-03-2005, 09:55 PM
^ haha, nice use of 30,000.

#1!
09-03-2005, 10:08 PM
^ haha, nice use of 30,000.
I try

Insomnidizzle
09-04-2005, 12:10 AM
anyone remember lukeskywalkertakingadump?

(*The Noonward Race*)
09-04-2005, 12:43 AM
I have 17 postsd in here:(

TheDanRathersProject
09-04-2005, 12:52 AM
anyone remember lukeskywalkertakingadump?

That was Blockhead's old account if I remember.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 01:30 AM
I have 17 postsd in here:(

I have 34. 35 after this one.

Special Brew
09-04-2005, 02:35 AM
i don't think you understand

EDIT: good god Total Posts: 21,211 (28.92 posts per day)
Eggo > You

By a long, long shot. So shut up :thumb:

amzharpyro
09-04-2005, 04:42 AM
Keep this thread alive people!

skunkmuffin
09-04-2005, 08:36 AM
i wonder who's using franks family brain cell at the moment...

Soundgardener
09-04-2005, 09:00 AM
I am SO glad this thread was made.

TheBlackAcidChildren
09-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Lol.... at 3:00 my digital watch said it was 03:00:00

MattyBlade
09-04-2005, 09:25 AM
"Frank paganini does not care about the situation in New Orleans. Frank Paganini does not care about 30,000 black people" - Kanye West

Soundgardener
09-04-2005, 09:28 AM
Frank paganini clubbed 30,000 baby seals last year.

ATM
09-04-2005, 09:29 AM
refl (http://www.szalacsi.hu/images/30000_Miles_To_Graceland.jpg)

here comes the bird flu
09-04-2005, 09:29 AM
"Frank paganini does not care about the situation in New Orleans. Frank Paganini does not care about 30,000 black people" - Kanye West

:lol: Clever..

ATM
09-04-2005, 09:30 AM
Frank's album cover (http://www.express.kirov.ru/action/pictures/30000dog_1.jpg)

Amit
09-04-2005, 09:30 AM
"Frank paganini does not care about the situation in New Orleans. Frank Paganini does not care about 30,000 black people" - Kanye West

:lol:

ATM
09-04-2005, 09:31 AM
Frank's greatest hits album cover (http://www.mahodo-on.jp/illust/maho30000.jpg)

Amit
09-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Frank's greatest hits album cover (http://www.mahodo-on.jp/illust/maho30000.jpg)

They need more unkempt and disgusting facial hair.

Soundgardener
09-04-2005, 09:32 AM
If Frank Paganini was a pokemon

http://www1.interq.or.jp/kokke/pokemon/kinen/kumapu-30000.jpg

Firecracker
09-04-2005, 09:41 AM
<3 Eggo

Man this is golden.

here comes the bird flu
09-04-2005, 09:48 AM
People that bought his cds... (http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/toppag5.jpg)

denboy
09-04-2005, 10:09 AM
What's this about people posting the same fucking pictures that was posted in his other thread?..

ATM
09-04-2005, 10:29 AM
What's this about people posting the same fucking pictures that was posted in his other thread?..

Timeless classics.

here comes the bird flu
09-04-2005, 10:30 AM
Timeless classics.

123..

dr._feelgood
09-04-2005, 11:08 AM
the cover of Frank's live album (http://studio-til.cool.ne.jp/hpimage/30000-hitl.jpg)

MattyBlade
09-04-2005, 01:52 PM
hey 30,000: You're a meme.

denboy
09-04-2005, 01:52 PM
Timeless classics.

no.

ThePinkPanther
09-04-2005, 02:25 PM
Private Access (http://www2m.biglobe.ne.jp/~den/game/draculax/img/dx30000.jpg)

DaveTheAmazing
09-04-2005, 02:51 PM
What's the deal with that number?

DougJI
09-04-2005, 02:59 PM
What's the deal with that number?

And what's the deal with airline food?

http://www.sitepalace.com/derian/

30,000 calorie sandwich

Doop
09-04-2005, 03:18 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/

The Musician
09-04-2005, 03:20 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/
The screenshot could've shown more, but still :lol:

Ephemeral
09-04-2005, 03:20 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/
:lol: Did you make that?

Matt
09-04-2005, 03:20 PM
Eggo > You

By a long, long shot. So shut up :thumb:
hahahaha


okay sure thing

ThePinkPanther
09-04-2005, 03:21 PM
What's the deal with that number?

Read post #1

Hot Darn!
09-04-2005, 03:21 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/
hahaha

Doop
09-04-2005, 03:22 PM
:lol: Did you make that?
yeah, but jimmybowels did the made the sound file.

The Musician
09-04-2005, 03:23 PM
:lol: Did you make that?
Jimmybowels did the trailer thing, but he put it up there.

Joe Average
09-04-2005, 03:27 PM
That sound file is golden, nice work.

ThePinkPanther
09-04-2005, 03:33 PM
I laughed so hard when i heard that.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:35 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/

Hahahahahaha.

Why did you use that one?

Stone Cold Bush
09-04-2005, 03:35 PM
I was the one who first talked about the APY movie, am I cool yet? :cool:

/desperate

FVG27
09-04-2005, 03:36 PM
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com/
:lol: x 30000

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:36 PM
I was the one who first talked about the APY movie, am I cool yet? :cool:

Yes. Your idea, you get some credit.

Doop
09-04-2005, 03:36 PM
Hahahahahaha.

Why did you use that one?
Its the only one I had on my harddrive.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:38 PM
Its the only one I had on my harddrive.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic.mp3

I like this one more.

The Musician
09-04-2005, 03:38 PM
Yes. Your idea, you get some credit.
Is that your real voice, or were you just making it all deep? If you weren't, that's a little scary.
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic.mp3

I like this one more.
I didn't hear that one :lol: :lol:

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:40 PM
Is that your real voice, or were you just making it all deep? If you weren't, that's a little scary.

I just lowered it a bit and made it gravely.

My normal speaking voice (http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/myvoice.mp3)

Doop
09-04-2005, 03:40 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic.mp3

I like this one more.
If some one else dosn't beat me to it, I'll make an other.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:42 PM
If some one else dosn't beat me to it, I'll make an other.

Let me re-record it. The voice sounded a little weak.

The Musician
09-04-2005, 03:44 PM
I just lowered it a bit and made it gravely.

My normal speaking voice (http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/myvoice.mp3)
Alright, now I can call in for pizza, and just have that repeating.

moaner
09-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Let me re-record it. The voice sounded a little weak.

improve the script to be more accurate to real events, and put "based on a true story"

ThePinkPanther
09-04-2005, 03:46 PM
I just lowered it a bit and made it gravely.

My normal speaking voice (http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/myvoice.mp3)

Your voice is deep-ish.

MattyBlade
09-04-2005, 03:46 PM
Hey guys, who own's YTMND ?

Deathcrush
09-04-2005, 03:46 PM
:lol: That was awesome, but it lacks the "what the fuck was he thinking" from the first one.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:48 PM
improve the script to be more accurate to real events, and put "based on a true story"

Help me with it. I wrote it in a few minutes, so it's lame...

"There once was a man. Frank was him name, recording shitty music was his game. He used MIDI backing tracks. He was convinced that his music was good, but he was wrong. One of his 30000 CDs fell into the wrong hands. He woke up one morning to find his family raped and murdered. He was distraught, so he and his band of misfit unsold CDs went on a quest. The quest was to find out who raped and murdered his family.

Frank Paganini, thousands upon thousands of unsold, unwanted CDs, and the lovable dog from Frasier in..

Deadly Music. Rated R. Coming soon to 30000 theaters near you."

moaner
09-04-2005, 03:49 PM
i have to go sleep, either help tomorrow or someone else funny help

bucket
09-04-2005, 03:49 PM
You guys know what this thread needs?

mx



...and since this is my first post in any of these threads:

30,000

moaner
09-04-2005, 03:49 PM
but jimmy, add something about "the police were in on the conspiracy" at the rape part.

Phototropic
09-04-2005, 03:52 PM
Help me with it. I wrote it in a few minutes, so it's lame...

"There once was a man. Frank was him name, recording shitty music was his game. He used MIDI backing tracks. He was convinced that his music was good, but he was wrong. One of his 30000 CDs fell into the wrong hands. He woke up one morning to find his family raped and murdered. He was distraught, so he and his band of misfit unsold CDs went on a quest. The quest was to find out who raped and murdered his family.

Frank Paganini, thousands upon thousands of unsold, unwanted CDs, and the lovable dog from Frasier in..

Deadly Music. Rated R. Coming soon to 30000 theaters near you."

:lol: lmao, that's feckin' hilarious

Pariah
09-04-2005, 03:59 PM
"There once was a man. Frank was him name, recording shitty music was his game. He used MIDI backing tracks. He was convinced that his music was good, but he was wrong. One of his 30000 CDs fell into the wrong hands. He woke up one morning to find his family raped and murdered. He was distraught, so he and his band of misfit unsold CDs went on a quest. The quest was to find out who raped and murdered his family.

Frank was shocked to find out that the police, whom he relied on to protect him from bomb threats from internet forums users, were in on the conspiracy to rape his family. All because he was a total moron. I mean... what kind of idiot makes 30000 CDs of his crappy music? Not only that, but the fucker proposed to an ugly Punjabi at the age of 16. Jesus fucking Christ...

Frank Paganini, thousands upon thousands of unsold, unwanted CDs, and the lovable dog from Frasier in..

Deadly Music (based on a true story). Rated R. Coming soon to 30000 theaters near you."

Any better?

The Musician
09-04-2005, 04:00 PM
"There once was a man. Frank was him name, recording shitty music was his game. He used MIDI backing tracks. He was convinced that his music was good, but he was wrong. One of his 30000 CDs fell into the wrong hands. He woke up one morning to find his family raped and murdered. He was distraught, so he and his band of misfit unsold CDs went on a quest. The quest was to find out who raped and murdered his family.

Frank was shocked to find out that the police, whom he relied on to protect him from bomb threats from internet forums users, were in on the conspiracy to rape his family. All because he was a total moron. I mean... what kind of idiot makes 30000 CDs of his crappy music? Not only that, but the fucker proposed to an ugly Punjabi at the age of 16. Jesus fucking Christ...

Frank Paganini, thousands upon thousands of unsold, unwanted CDs, and the lovable dog from Frasier in..

Deadly Music (based on a true story). Rated R. Coming soon to 30000 theaters near you."

Any better?
Much better :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This guy must hate us.

MattyBlade
09-04-2005, 04:01 PM
who owns YTMND?

The Musician
09-04-2005, 04:02 PM
who owns YTMND?
Some guy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ytmnd

Ephemeral
09-04-2005, 04:07 PM
"There once was a man. Frank was him name, recording shitty music was his game. He used MIDI backing tracks. He was convinced that his music was good, but he was wrong. One of his 30000 CDs fell into the wrong hands. He woke up one morning to find his family raped and murdered. He was distraught, so he and his band of misfit unsold CDs went on a quest. The quest was to find out who raped and murdered his family.

Frank was shocked to find out that the police, whom he relied on to protect him from bomb threats from internet forums users, were in on the conspiracy to rape his family. All because he was a total moron. I mean... what kind of idiot makes 30000 CDs of his crappy music? Not only that, but the fucker proposed to an ugly Punjabi at the age of 16. Jesus fucking Christ...

Frank Paganini, thousands upon thousands of unsold, unwanted CDs, and the lovable dog from Frasier in..

Deadly Music (based on a true story). Rated R. Coming soon to 30000 theaters near you."

Any better?

:lol: Your my hero.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 04:18 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

:cool:

Deathcrush
09-04-2005, 04:21 PM
Holy crap, I just pushed 'back' at the "ugly punjabi" part just to post about it's hilarity! :lol:

Chaindrive
09-04-2005, 04:22 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/dealymusic2.mp3

:cool:

Way cool. How would it sound with some scary music behind your voice?

Deathcrush
09-04-2005, 04:22 PM
You have to add "what the fuck was he thinking" at the end. :(

Pariah
09-04-2005, 04:24 PM
You have to add "what the fuck was he thinking" at the end. :(

The things I do for fans...

Pariah
09-04-2005, 04:25 PM
Way cool. How would it sound with some scary music behind your voice?

Thanks.

I don't have scary music, so I can't test that out.

Klown
09-04-2005, 04:25 PM
This thread has made me laugh.

Chaindrive
09-04-2005, 04:27 PM
Thanks.

I don't have scary music, so I can't test that out.

Let me see if I have something suitable...

Deathcrush
09-04-2005, 04:31 PM
I currently have the sample playing over some Aphex Twin. I may post it, though it sucks.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 04:32 PM
You have to add "what the fuck was he thinking" at the end. :(

http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

There.

Deathcrush
09-04-2005, 04:34 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

There.

<3(0, 000)

I may mess around with this tonight, see what I can get from it.

Stone Cold Bush
09-04-2005, 04:36 PM
If someone makes an YTMND with the trailer, "You Made Me Cry Again", and the picture of Frank licking his girlfriend in the background, I will love them forever.

Klown
09-04-2005, 04:40 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

There.
:lol:

That was awesome.

Chaindrive
09-04-2005, 04:43 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

There.

I have something my guitar player composed that's suitably eerie...I'll give it a shot. How long is that clip, John? I'm still downloading it (stupid dialup).

Pariah
09-04-2005, 04:52 PM
I have something my guitar player composed that's suitably eerie...I'll give it a shot. How long is that clip, John? I'm still downloading it (stupid dialup).

1:05.

Chaindrive
09-04-2005, 05:31 PM
1:05.

http://www.rockthis.net/chaindrive/Deadly Music.MP3

Pariah
09-04-2005, 05:37 PM
http://www.rockthis.net/chaindrive/Deadly Music.MP3

I'm diggin' it.

Chaindrive
09-04-2005, 05:39 PM
I'm diggin' it.
:cool:

It just adds that flavor, you know what I mean?

Pariah
09-04-2005, 05:39 PM
Rep to anyone that buys a CD. Even one.

Who would rep someone for buying a CD with his shitty music?

Pariah
09-04-2005, 05:39 PM
:cool:

It just adds that flavor, you know what I mean?

:cool:

Phototropic
09-04-2005, 05:41 PM
I wonder what the sleeve work would comprise of

Probably him looking like Fiddy on the front with his tache and hat

And he'd slip his 'loved one' in there somewhere

Pretty sure he'd give MX a mention :lol:

Thanks to :mi managzr, jessica babey i wuv yoo, oh an MX k fr fuelan my fyre, heheh, cudnt av made this album wivout yew

Mite even have a song called 'MX, you made me cry again' (DA REMIX)

BaronMauney
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
I shed 30,000 tears reading this. Maybe the one hour of being online I will remember for the rest of my life

+3kk!
09-04-2005, 07:12 PM
you people must show him respect he plays guitar at 30000 bpm...

ThePinkPanther
09-04-2005, 07:19 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimmy_bowels/deadlymusic2.mp3

:cool:

Can i add a guitar track to it?

TheDanRathersProject
09-04-2005, 08:45 PM
you people must show him respect he plays guitar at 30000 bpm...

Your only the 30,000th person to make a 30,000 joke, looser.

MattyBlade
09-04-2005, 08:48 PM
Your only the 30,000th person to make a 30,000 joke, looser.


you're only the 30,000th person to confuse your with you're. also, loser is alot more tight then it is looser.

Doop
09-04-2005, 08:58 PM
you're only the 30,000th person to confuse your with you're. also, loser is alot more tight then it is looser.
Pwn'd x 30,000 = pwn'd30,000

Idiot Martyr
09-04-2005, 09:36 PM
Is this thread still as funny as it was when I was first here? I've been away so long, fill me in on the best of the jokes someone.

Doop
09-04-2005, 09:38 PM
Is this thread still as funny as it was when I was first here? I've been away so long, fill me in on the best of the jokes someone.
http://ThirtyTHOUSAND.ytmnd.com

Insomnidizzle
09-04-2005, 09:38 PM
Is this thread still as funny as it was when I was first here? I've been away so long, fill me in on the best of the jokes someone.

30,000... pretty much

Idiot Martyr
09-04-2005, 09:39 PM
30,000... pretty much
Figures. Oh well, there's always the whole post count thing.

Insomnidizzle
09-04-2005, 09:40 PM
One time a thread like this got really out of hand and the mods deleted it and all the postcount was lost :upset:

Stone Cold Bush
09-04-2005, 09:41 PM
Is this thread still as funny as it was when I was first here? I've been away so long, fill me in on the best of the jokes someone.
Pags threatened to sue the internet.

Pariah
09-04-2005, 09:41 PM
Can i add a guitar track to it?

Sure.

Idiot Martyr
09-04-2005, 09:47 PM
Pags threatened to sue the internet.

Wonderfully funny, did he really?

Insomnidizzle
09-04-2005, 09:48 PM
Wonderfully funny, did he really?

I hope so. He hasn't been around all day.

Stone Cold Bush
09-04-2005, 09:48 PM
Wonderfully funny, did he really?
Yes, hold on and I'll find the post.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9467473#post9467473

Insomnidizzle
09-04-2005, 09:54 PM
He threatens to, but he hasn't yet.

Idiot Martyr
09-04-2005, 09:54 PM
Yes, hold on and I'll find the post.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9467473#post9467473

Oh man that's priceless, why did I ever leave this thread? I could have been there to experience it first hand :upset:

Doop
09-04-2005, 10:00 PM
ATTN: Frank, I am going to bomb your house. This IS a threat.

Zmev
09-04-2005, 10:00 PM
I know that she wont consent to sex with anyone (or anything along the lines of sex)

Hah!

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:42 AM
So, has Frank been back yet?

moaner
09-05-2005, 05:52 AM
no, i don't think he has.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:58 AM
no, i don't think he has.


Do you think he:

a) Left MX forever?
b) Registered with a different username?
c) Is in discussions with the police about throwing us all in jail?
d) Destroyed his computer in a fit of MX induced rage?
e) Has only taken a short break and will be back with something incredibly dumb to post, causing yet more flaming?

All answers are welcome.

Feel free to add comedy options to the choices as you all see fit :thumb:

moaner
09-05-2005, 06:09 AM
Do you think he:

a) Left MX forever?
b) Registered with a different username?
c) Is in discussions with the police about throwing us all in jail?
d) Destroyed his computer in a fit of MX induced rage?
e) Has only taken a short break and will be back with something incredibly dumb to post, causing yet more flaming?

All answers are welcome.

Feel free to add comedy options to the choices as you all see fit :thumb:

c+e

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 07:10 AM
Do you think he:

a) Left MX forever?
b) Registered with a different username?
c) Is in discussions with the police about throwing us all in jail?
d) Destroyed his computer in a fit of MX induced rage?
e) Has only taken a short break and will be back with something incredibly dumb to post, causing yet more flaming?

All answers are welcome.

Feel free to add comedy options to the choices as you all see fit :thumb:

I know how d is.

+3kk!
09-05-2005, 07:10 AM
Do you think he:

a) Left MX forever?
b) Registered with a different username?
c) Is in discussions with the police about throwing us all in jail?
d) Destroyed his computer in a fit of MX induced rage?
e) Has only taken a short break and will be back with something incredibly dumb to post, causing yet more flaming?

All answers are welcome.

Feel free to add comedy options to the choices as you all see fit :thumb:

f) working on his 30,000 cd goal

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 07:12 AM
f) working on his 30,000 cd goal

e) Attempting a home abortion on his girl

Phototropic
09-05-2005, 07:24 AM
e) Attempting a home abortion on his girl

:lol:

Did anyone else notice how in the 30'000 thread he said 'omfg grate nwz shes preggerz'

Then in his proposal thread he denied that she was pregnant at all :confused:

Vitriolic Rage
09-05-2005, 07:31 AM
:lol:

Did anyone else notice how in the 30'000 thread he said 'omfg grate nwz shes preggerz'

Then in his proposal thread he denied that she was pregnant at all :confused:
That's because he's an attention whore.

Phototropic
09-05-2005, 07:51 AM
That's because he's an attention whore.

I see! :cool:

ThePinkPanther
09-05-2005, 08:30 AM
Sure.

I'll do it later when i feel like it.

CrazyScotJamie
09-05-2005, 08:42 AM
:lol:

OMG!! This is the funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet! :lol:

Just read the entire thread, i can hardly breath and i actually cried with tears of laughter! :lol:

I mentioned it to some of my friends and they too have become facinated with the Frank P saga!
Maybe this was his master plan after all, he is a cult figure already!

I was starting to think that the guy deserved to sell 30,000 after the pure joy and laughter he's provided. But then i listened to his music again, :lol: !

What a lad!

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 08:45 AM
:lol:

OMG!! This is the funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet! :lol:

Just read the entire thread, i can hardly breath and i actually cried with tears of laughter! :lol:

I mentioned it to some of my friends and they too have become facinated with the Frank P saga!
Maybe this was his master plan after all, he is a cult figure already!

I was starting to think that the guy deserved to sell 30,000 after the pure joy and laughter he's provided. But then i listened to his music again, :lol: !

What a lad!

You're Scottish?

/faints with surprise

Doop
09-05-2005, 08:48 AM
I really want that idiot to come back, where in the fuck is he?!

bobisnotmyname
09-05-2005, 08:52 AM
yo prank. 'sup.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/windup1/30000.jpg

CrazyScotJamie
09-05-2005, 09:03 AM
You're Scottish?

/faints with surprise

Yeah, i didn't know you were from Scotland!
That's cool, :thumb:
You know anyone else on mx that's from Scotland?

Hey, if were lucky maybe Frank has some Scottish roots!

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 09:05 AM
Yeah, i didn't know you were from Scotland!
That's cool, :thumb:
You know anyone else on mx that's from Scotland?

Hey, if were lucky maybe Frank has some Scottish roots!

No, but i'm about to find out.

franpgb
09-05-2005, 09:05 AM
SOMEONE PLEASE. WHO IS FRANK PAGANINI? I hear lots of people talk about him! Who is he and what did he do so that everyone talks about him? People won't tell me as they think I'm a spy or Frank....what the? I'm not Frank. My name is Fran, or Francesca.

Doop
09-05-2005, 09:08 AM
SOMEONE PLEASE. WHO IS FRANK PAGANINI? I hear lots of people talk about him! Who is he and what did he do so that everyone talks about him? People won't tell me as they think I'm a spy or Frank....what the? I'm not Frank. My name is Fran, or Francesca.
Read the thread.

red barchetta
09-05-2005, 09:09 AM
SOMEONE PLEASE. WHO IS FRANK PAGANINI? I hear lots of people talk about him! Who is he and what did he do so that everyone talks about him? People won't tell me as they think I'm a spy or Frank....what the? I'm not Frank. My name is Fran, or Francesca.
read the first post 30,000 times

franpgb
09-05-2005, 09:12 AM
OK OK I'll try. All I can see it that he tried to make 30,000 CDs of his music?!?! If so...why are there whole topics on him? It isn't that big a deal. Unless I'm not reading into this enough...probably

+3kk!
09-05-2005, 09:25 AM
OK OK I'll try. All I can see it that he tried to make 30,000 CDs of his music?!?! If so...why are there whole topics on him? It isn't that big a deal. Unless I'm not reading into this enough...probably


read the whole thing, its wonderful........

franpgb
09-05-2005, 09:26 AM
It'll take a while. Several days maybe as I go back to school tomorrow! :(

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 09:29 AM
read the whole thing, its wonderful........


He's right. The time is worth it. I've been reading since it started. I've gotten slightly more active in the last 20 pages or so though. :D

bobisnotmyname
09-05-2005, 09:33 AM
i read the whole thing last night. i read the 30,000 cd thread when it was around, but oh man, it gets better! he topped it when he threatened to get the authorities involved, hahahaha...frank, you are a legend.

Jawaharal
09-05-2005, 09:36 AM
I wanna buy one of his cds

bobisnotmyname
09-05-2005, 09:41 AM
I wanna buy one of his cds

at least now he only has 29,999 to sell.

here comes the bird flu
09-05-2005, 09:42 AM
at least now he only has 29,999 to sell.

His mom bought one too. 29,998 to go.

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 09:59 AM
His mom bought one too. 29,998 to go.

What about his girl and her baby lol.

7killer7
09-05-2005, 10:13 AM
its not rape. its surprise sex.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 10:25 AM
If you play "You Made Me Cry Again" for a fetus, it grows a moustache in the womb.

You posted and it didn't say "30,000" :upset:

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 10:32 AM
If you play "You Made Me Cry Again" for a fetus, it grows a moustache in the womb.

Interesting.

Rrrrrrr
09-05-2005, 11:26 AM
If you play "You Made Me Cry Again" for a fetus 30000 times, it grows a moustache in the womb.
Thirty thousand half-grown pubes =/= a moustache.

+3kk!
09-05-2005, 11:36 AM
stupid italian + fugly punjabi = ???????

CrazyScotJamie
09-05-2005, 12:07 PM
stupid italian + fugly punjabi = ???????

30,000 NIGHTMARES! :eek:

zombie autopilot
09-05-2005, 04:39 PM
I have concluded that this thread is here purely for our entertainment.

Phototropic
09-05-2005, 04:40 PM
It's cool of the mods not to close this :lol:

They must get a laugh out of it as well

Pariah
09-05-2005, 04:41 PM
http://thirtythousand.ytmnd.com/

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 04:59 PM
The fact that he.....

oh ****s

brb

zombie autopilot
09-05-2005, 05:13 PM
You arent running from the cops.

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 05:33 PM
I have concluded that this thread is here purely for our entertainment.

What else would it be for?

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:36 PM
I can't believe my "running from the cops, apy is getting me jailed" thread got closed. Just trying to speed up a slow night in the pit :upset:

Klown
09-05-2005, 05:36 PM
The fact that he.....

oh ****s

brb
You must have been really bored to do that. :p

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:38 PM
You must have been really bored to do that. :p


Some people laughed. Some people frowned. But the one or two who took it seriously?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Zmev
09-05-2005, 05:39 PM
I can't believe my "running from the cops, apy is getting me jailed" thread got closed. Just trying to speed up a slow night in the pit

It's 4:40pm, foolio.

Klown
09-05-2005, 05:40 PM
Some people laughed. Some people frowned. But the one or two who took it seriously?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I actualy laughed when I read the thread with you 'on the run'. :p

Klown
09-05-2005, 05:40 PM
It's 4:40pm, foolio.
Different time zones? Not everyone is from America.

CrazyScotJamie
09-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Some people laughed. Some people frowned. But the one or two who took it seriously?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I laughed my *** off at the start off that thread! :lol:


It just goes to show that the legacy of Frank will never be forgotten!

Zmev
09-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Different time zones? Not everyone is from America.

I know.

I Am a Hat
09-05-2005, 05:42 PM
Different time zones? Not everyone is from America.
God wouldn't waste time zones in places that aren't america.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:43 PM
It's 4:40pm, foolio.


Not where i am. 12:41AM.

HomicidalKlown:And it would have been better had i not been prematurely closed down. I could have done that for hours. :p

Special Brew
09-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Someone needs to make this movie. At least something animated.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:44 PM
God wouldn't waste time zones in places that aren't america.

And i refuse to waste comments on shoddily american made hats :p

Klown
09-05-2005, 05:45 PM
Not where i am. 12:41AM.

HomicidalKlown:And it would have been better had i not been prematurely closed down. I could have done that for hours. :p
Ah, so you're from the UK...

Yeah, it would have been interesting to see where you ended up and whether you were finaly caught.

/from Scotland

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 05:47 PM
Ah, so you're from the UK...

Yeah, it would have been interesting to see where you ended up and whether you were finaly caught.

/from Scotland


Scotland? me too :lol:
Glasgow. Haven't seen you post in my "Scottish Persons Hang Out Thread" yet.

Klown
09-05-2005, 05:51 PM
Scotland? me too :lol:
Glasgow. Haven't seen you post in my "Scottish Persons Hang Out Thread" yet.
Ah, I haven't seen that thread, I stay near Stirling. :cool:

EDIT:- Found it.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 06:00 PM
Ah, I haven't seen that thread, I stay near Stirling. :cool:

EDIT:- Found it.


Yeah, i was thinking of interesting ways to get out of Glasgow.

Made that Scottish thread today because i wasn't sure how many of us posted on here. Quite a few it seems though. We may be able to take over the forum...

/goes to plot Scottish Revolution thread

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 06:01 PM
Yeah, i was thinking of interesting ways to get out of Glasgow.

Made that Scottish thread today because i wasn't sure how many of us posted on here. Quite a few it seems though. We may be able to take over the forum...

/goes to plot Scottish Revolution thread

I stayed in Scotland for two weeks once, does that count for anything?

MattyBlade
09-05-2005, 06:02 PM
Why do scotts wear kilts?

because sheep can hear zippers MILES away.

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 06:06 PM
Why do scotts wear kilts?

because sheep can hear zippers MILES away.


What's a scott?

So canadian eh?*

*two can play that sterotype game :p

And we are meant to be discussing the talents or lack thereof that apy possesses. No-one has mentioned a certain number in a post or ten. This could be closed for off topic spam :rolleyes:

MattyBlade
09-05-2005, 06:10 PM
What's a scott?

So canadian eh?*

*two can play that sterotype game :p

And we are meant to be discussing the talents or lack thereof that apy possesses. No-one has mentioned a certain number in a post or ten. This could be closed for off topic spam :rolleyes:

It's all good, I'm canadian/scottish/french. I'm a walking target.

CrazyScotJamie
09-05-2005, 06:10 PM
So What do you think happens when you get to 30,000 posts?



I reckon you get a knock on the door and a basket on the doorstep,
In the basket there's a little punjab baby with a signed copy of Frank's CD!



Any other ideas?

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 06:12 PM
It's all good, I'm canadian/scottish/french. I'm a walking target.

Oh dear...

That really is bad. Only being George Dubya at the moment could make you more flammable :p

To anyone who missed the on the run from Frank's Fuzz thread :

Oh **** (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=388099)

Enjoy it's short lived lifespan :thumb:

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 06:16 PM
I was at work and I told a lady her order would take 30,000 days to complete and she stared at me like I was crazy :upset:

EmergencyRoom
09-05-2005, 06:20 PM
I was at work and I told a lady her order would take 30,000 days to complete and she stared at me like I was crazy :upset:


It's an infection. I've had to point my friends to this thread. It's so funny. I think apy may have left for good though. :upset:

Kayetan
09-05-2005, 06:24 PM
Yeah, so that's pretty nice.

Marzcho
09-05-2005, 06:56 PM
OMG that's hilarious. That's insane. That guy is probably the biggest idiot I've ever seen. Haha, I laughed my *** off when he after 6 flaming-pages of absence posts that his GF is pregnant. Haha, he's just been as flamed as flamingly possible and he comes in and tries to get some sympathy by telling ppl he's expecting a child. And he ppl still flames him. Haha definately one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen. Sorry man don't take it too harsh but hey it's true.

Anyway how's the 30 000 CD thing going?


haha

I love you for this thread Eggo.

Chaindrive
09-05-2005, 07:15 PM
I think apy may have left for good though. :upset:

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387101&page=4&pp=25

Not so, it appears. But he's definitely been on in a much more limited capacity than before...

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 07:22 PM
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387101&page=4&pp=25

Not so, it appears. But he's definitely been on in a much more limited capacity than before...

He's probably avoiding this thread.

Chaindrive
09-05-2005, 07:25 PM
He's probably avoiding this thread.

Could be. Perhaps he got a smack down in reality from the cops/mods/etc. telling him to suck it up and not attempt to have us all arrested, and that was that.

Swing Life Away35
09-05-2005, 07:48 PM
wut did he do?

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 07:50 PM
I can't believe this hasn't been closed yet.

dr._feelgood
09-05-2005, 07:50 PM
Why should this thread be closed, Insomnidizzle?

Chaindrive
09-05-2005, 07:58 PM
We can talk about APY all we want, but if he's not in here fueling the fire we lose some momentum.

And, if it gets closed I lose 20% of my total posts.

Oh well...life is like that sometimes.

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 08:07 PM
We can talk about APY all we want, but if he's not in here fueling the fire we lose some momentum.

And, if it gets closed I lose 20% of my total posts.

Oh well...life is like that sometimes.

You only lose the posts if it gets deleted.

I'm pretty sure threads made for the purpose of bashing a user are against the rules

still, it's hilarious :cool:

Chaindrive
09-05-2005, 08:13 PM
You only lose the posts if it gets deleted.

I'm pretty sure threads made for the purpose of bashing a user are against the rules

still, it's hilarious :cool:

You are absolutely right about closing/deleting. My brain is working at about 2% capacity here.

It's been fun; I'll agree with that.

Der ‹bermensch
09-05-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm pretty sure threads made for the purpose of bashing a user are against the rules
This is beyond bashing though... its like a perverse form of Idol worship...

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 08:27 PM
This is beyond bashing though... its like a perverse form of Idol worship...

roflmfaotntpmmfp

dr._feelgood
09-05-2005, 08:28 PM
since it hasn't been said in a while...




30,000

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 08:29 PM
since it hasn't been said in a while...




30,000

That's been said 30,000 times already

:rolleyes:

Tom
09-05-2005, 08:39 PM
yea, this got old already :(

Idiot Martyr
09-05-2005, 08:50 PM
It really makes you laugh if you just stop and try to imagine how big of a number 30,000 really is. I mean just counting to it takes what seems like a nightmarish eternity.

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 09:33 PM
I have a spindel of 250 cds sitting on my desk.

30,000/250 = 120

so 120 of these spindals would be 30,000 cds

120 isn't such a huge number

lawlstorm
09-05-2005, 09:41 PM
I have a spindel of 250 cds sitting on my desk.

30,000/250 = 120

so 120 of these spindals would be 30,000 cds

120 isn't such a huge number
yes but there's 250 cds in each of those spindles. if you sit there and imagine yourself surrounded by 120 of those spindles, and then think about selling each and every cd on each and every one of those spindles it gets to be pretty ridiculous.

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 09:42 PM
yes but there's 250 cds in each of those spindles. if you sit there and imagine yourself surrounded by 120 of those spindles, and then think about selling each and every cd on each and every one of those spindles it gets to be pretty ridiculous.

But if I thought about pouring milk over them and eating them, then closing my eyes to savor the deliciousness.... that's not hard to do.

Tom
09-05-2005, 09:43 PM
But if I thought about pouring milk over them and eating them, then closing my eyes to savor the deliciousness.... that's not hard to do.

:confused:

yo wtf

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 09:44 PM
:confused:

yo wtf

...

Special Brew
09-05-2005, 10:26 PM
But if I thought about pouring milk over them and eating them, then closing my eyes to savor the deliciousness.... that's not hard to do.
I do believe you're crazy.

MattyBlade
09-05-2005, 10:30 PM
I do believe you're crazy.

I do believe 30,000 ELOHEL

Who's the Boss?
09-05-2005, 10:33 PM
I love how he's horribly ugly, but still a myspace stud.

edit: not to mention stupid :)

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 10:38 PM
think this fred'll make it to 30,000 posts?

MattyBlade
09-05-2005, 10:38 PM
think this fred'll make it to 30,000 posts?

How dare you steal the word 'fred' from the great aria!

Insomnidizzle
09-05-2005, 10:53 PM
How dare you steal the word 'fred' from the great aria!

I was talking about my buddy Fred over here. He's new to MX and I was wondering if you thought he would eventually make it to 30,000 posts

gosh