The very pants I was about to return!

[infinate_ammo]

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Post the greatest line ever from Sienfeld

[FlyingPaul_83]

I don't really like sienfeld, it doesn't really appeal to me. sorry not a fan


to contribute to the thread: "No Soup For You!" I think that's a quote right?

[Shadows]

Seinfeld is quite possibly the funniest show in the world. Right up there with the Simpsons back in the day.

I can't name just one quote right now. They're all so funny...plus most of the show's humor came from the things Kramer did.

[BlindWriting]

Most episodes had at least a few exceptionally great lines. Seinfeld rules.

"No Soup For You!" was my eighth grade yearbook quote.

[Reaganista]

Curb Your Enthusiasm is better.

But the best quote is 'Are you still master of your domain?'

[Maggot Dream]

"Jerry.....kill me."

"Like this?"

"Oh.....Elaine.....what are you doing here?"

Great episode.

[Lionheart1827]

Seinfeld is quite possibly the funniest show in the world. Right up there with the Simpsons back in the day.

I can't name just one quote right now. They're all so funny...plus most of the show's humor came from the things Kramer did.

Hell yeah.

"These pretzels..............ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!"

"No no....Twix is the ONLY candy with the cookie crunch." :lol:

So many good episodes, I have the first 4 seasons on DVD. :thumb:

[BigTrav415]

The greatest quote/scene of any TV show ever has to be the following.

George: I don't know what to do. I'm a complete failure Jerry. My life is compleely in the crapper. Everything I do is the wrong thing. I've got it. From now on I'm doing everything exactly the opposite of what my instincts tell me. *Looks up and sees attractive female specimen* Well, here goes nothing. *walks over to woman's table*
Hi.
Woman: Hey
George: My name's George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

*long pause as Jerry and Elaine look on in amazement. Finally, woman pushes out seat for him and motions him to sit down. Episode ends. 'Greatest TV Moment Ever material*

And of course in the next episode as he continues this new-found lifestyle.

Man (call him John): Oh, George, this is my boss, the manager of the New York Yankees.
George: Sir, it's a pleasure to meet you. You are the man responsible for putting the Yankees in the crapper after all those years of greatness from your predecessor. You've traded away some of our best players for bunk from other teams. You have disgraced the name of the greatest team in the nation. Congratulations.

*long pause*

Manager: John, hire this man!

[DeusExMachina]

No single quote comes to mind, I just love that show so much. Almost every episode is golden.

[burning star IV]

"Seinfeld is gay." Man that was a great episode.

[Maggot Dream]

On comas:

Kramer: "I didn't know you could wake up!!"

Jerry: "I didn't know it was possible not to know that."

[Tim]

Heeeellllooooooooooo!

[BigTrav415]

Heeeeellllllloooooooooo to you too! :wink:

/me just realizes that it's probably a Seinfeld quote. Walks away, very embarassed.

[moosepirate]

"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'" - George

[justinw]

I could go on and on about Seinfeld, theres hundreds of classic lines. Its not a line, but one of my favorite parts is at the end of "The Frogger" when George goes "wait, this is familiar, I can do this" and it goes to the overhead view of him pushing the machine.

I like the recurring things and references to other episodes. Such as the "Words collide theory", their fake names(Kel Varnsen, Art Vandelay, and Dr./Professor Von Nostrum)

George has to be my favorite though, like when he quits his job and goes to Jerry

Jerry: So, what are you gonna do now? Are you gonna look for something else
in real estate?
George: Nobody's hiring now, the market's terrible.
Jerry: So what are you gonna do?
George: I like sports, maybe I can do something in sports.
Jerry: uhh, In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah, well that can be kinda tough to get.
George: It doesn't even have to be the general manager, maybe I could be a sports announcer. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the games.
Jerry: Yeah, you make good comments.
George: So what about that?
Jerry: Well they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well thats really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, OK, what else do you like?
George: I like to watch movies. Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists
George: Thats true
Jerry: But you have to know how to work the projector
George: Right
Jerry: And its probably a union thing.
George: Those unions. OK, sports, movies, what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host, yeah thats good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well thats where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say " I wanna be a talk show host."
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: Its all politics.
Jerry: All right. Okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.

I could go on and on, I know a good bit of every episode. Its definitely the greatest show ever.

[wonder_steve]

I love George's answering machine.

[Illmatic]

George Steinbrenner: "Mr. and Mrs. Costanza, I am afraid to inform you that your son George has...passed away"
(brief pause)
Frank Costanza: "Why did you trade Jay Buhner?!"

I love George's answering machine.

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
leave a messaaage at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I beee?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooome

[wonder_steve]

The movements he made while listening to the machine had me falling off my chair.

[Turkish]

"Jerry.....kill me."

"Like this?"

"Oh.....Elaine.....what are you doing here?"

Great episode.


hahahah that one is so great.


"You need to be checked out, I don't mean by a psychologist...you need a team. Working around the clock, studying you, watching you, having conventions about you, kinda like they did with the elephant man."

<pause>

"I kinda liked the girl."

[PutsTheFunInFuneral]

George: "I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven."
Jerry: "Alright, let's see... How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That's original. Or Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl."
George: "Alright... You having a good time now?"
Jerry: "I've got fifty right here in the cupboard... How about Bisquick? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?"
Geroge: "Alright already!!"

I think that's one of the best segments from the show.

[DontSayGoodbye]

"OH you're changing I'm sorry *sees shrinkage* I"M REALLY SORRY"
something like that

[no compromise2]

Darren's Professor: And with an apartment that may or may not contain a chicken.
Kramer: Yea, well with Darren's help we'll get that chicken

Kramer: One of my friends had anorexia. Now he sits at his window screaming (high-pitched squeaky),"My name is Bob."

[Maggot Dream]

Kramer: One of my friends had anorexia. Now he sits at his window screaming (high-pitched squeaky),"My name is Bob."

Ahh, I'd forgotten that one. Possibly the greatest Kramer quote of all time.
Another Classic:

Newman: "AGGHHH, the inhumanity!!!"""" *driving burning mail truck*

[bloodsugar]

those are some great quotes. seinfeld is always entertaining.

[griftadan]

Curb Your Enthusiasm is better.

But the best quote is 'Are you still master of your domain?'

yeah, HBO does everything better

i still like seinfeld though

jerry's monologue where he goes over kramer and newman being spit on is funny, i just can't remember it

[DeusExMachina]

I like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I find it hard to watch at times. Larry David is just so painfully obnoxious, sometimes I can't deal with it.

[antiflagsetsfire]

Or Am I So Sane, It Makes Your Head Spin Like A Top!

[no compromise2]

Jerry, Kramer, and George: Helllllooooo. La la la.

[BigTrav415]

^Ok, now I remember that quote. my dad could do 'the voice' so well, he'd wake me up sometimes with "heeeeellllllooooooo!" It's pretty funny what happens at the end of that episode

*splat* :lol: :smoke:

[cloud^]

The greatest quote/scene of any TV show ever has to be the following.

George: I don't know what to do. I'm a complete failure Jerry. My life is compleely in the crapper. Everything I do is the wrong thing. I've got it. From now on I'm doing everything exactly the opposite of what my instincts tell me. *Looks up and sees attractive female specimen* Well, here goes nothing. *walks over to woman's table*
Hi.
Woman: Hey
George: My name's George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

*long pause as Jerry and Elaine look on in amazement. Finally, woman pushes out seat for him and motions him to sit down. Episode ends. 'Greatest TV Moment Ever material*

And of course in the next episode as he continues this new-found lifestyle.

Man (call him John): Oh, George, this is my boss, the manager of the New York Yankees.
George: Sir, it's a pleasure to meet you. You are the man responsible for putting the Yankees in the crapper after all those years of greatness from your predecessor. You've traded away some of our best players for bunk from other teams. You have disgraced the name of the greatest team in the nation. Congratulations.

*long pause*

Manager: John, hire this man!

One of my favourite Seinfeld episodes. They're showing re-runs over here at the moment, I still watch and enjoy them...

[unComfortablyNumb]

Jerry: "You should always carry a pad and a pen."
George: "I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."

[BigTrav415]

Jerry: "You should always carry a pad and a pen."
George: "I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
....OUCH.... that's painful just thinking about....