"Hog or Dog or Train", crit please

[Alltimesinger]

Last night I must have got hitten by a
hog or dog or treh-ain
I felt a hog's bite and the snort from a dog
But the pain was like a treh-ain
So I expect people to ask if I got hit by a
Hog or dog or TRAIIIIIN!
BLEH!
Hog or Dog or train...
Nobody asks me if I ever got hit by a
Hog or dog or train
Even though that I must have got hit by a
hog or dog or trainnnununununuh
Frightfully thought that if you got hit by a
hog or dog or trainnnnn, you'd get
Squished...
By the Train...

I! WOULDN'T! CARE! IFYOUGOT
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
BY! A! HOGORDOG! OR
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
NO! I! REALLLLLY!
WOULD'NNNNNNNNT!
CAUSE YOU DIDNNNNNNNNN'T!
BLEH!

Next time care...

[Biancazzurri]

Stop posting your songs here please, forget mx.

[Wannabe Steve Harris]

Wow, I am going to have nightmares just knowing that song exists.