I hate Andy Milonakis.

[<blockhead>]

Hes fat, hes obnoxious, hes not funny, hes thirty. Theres nothing not to hate about this fat piece of ****. I hope his show gets cancelled and hes shot in the face.

[thedeadwalk!]

He's 30?

Anyway, I hate him too.

[<blockhead>]

He's 30?

Anyway, I hate him too.
Yep, he was born in 1976.

[Magicaltroll]

Yep, he was born in 1976.
You've got to be kidding me...
And that kid/guy is ****ing hilarious in his online videos.

[RockISdead420]

yeah, I saw a commerical with John Stamos stuck in a tree.....? wtf. The show will be cancelled after the summer. All the kiddies our out of school for the summer so I think they are trying to gain some younger viewers or something. Too bad they failed and made a complete POS.

[FlyingPaul_83]

Dumb show. People nowadays just love random ****, and this is a show that is trying to appeal to what is funny nowadays.

[Dog]

I hate him too.

Proof that he's almost 30 for those who don't believe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis


The fact that he's not actually a teenager makes it even more pathetic.

[RockISdead420]

Holy Sh;t he really was born in 76. Did he never go through puberty or something?

[Dog]

Maybe he has the same disorder as Gary Coleman. They should get married, that'd be adorable!

[Shazzam]

He's 30?

What kind of disease does he have? I'm still trying to figure out why a show like that would ever make it on to television. It's complete trash.

[thunderzstruck]

I watched that show last night and it was terrible. Horrible attempt at humor.

btw I thought he was like 12

I was seriously thinking to myslef "why does a 12 year old have his own tv show?"

[Shazzam]

I watched that show last night and it was terrible. Horrible attempt at humor.

btw I thought he was like 12

I was seriously thinking to myslef "why does a 12 year old have his own tv show?"


same here man, same here

[barrett420]

Dude that anoying kid can't be thirty thats ****ing crazy. How'd you know hes that old?

Also that show sucks balls I don't know how any T.V. station let it air.

[Rebel Chimp]

Theres no point to the show.

[6Stringer]

Yep, he was born in 1976.

Bullshit really? He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. Anyway how the did someone as brain damaged as that kid get his own show? He is not funny, he's just some little obnoxious douche bag.

[SrV_FeN63'StRaT]

does he have a disease?

[Simple Man]

Ahaha, Everyone is saying the same thing, "Really?". I didn't think he was either.

He's a moron and not funny at all. He'd pass as 12. It's sad that he's 30, It looks as if he's a shade retarded.

[RockISdead420]

I just dont believe it. How the hell can he be 30?

[Kurtz]

He's probably great with the ladies.

[<blockhead>]

Also that show sucks balls I don't know how any T.V. station let it air.
Well it is MTV after all. Stop for a moment and consider all the trash they have/do air.

[6Stringer]

Ahaha, Everyone is saying the same thing, "Really?". I didn't think he was either.

He's a moron and not funny at all. He'd pass as 12. It's sad that he's 30, It looks as if he's a shade retarded.

A shade my ***, he has full blown Down Syndrome.

[SrV_FeN63'StRaT]

A shade my ***, he has full blown Down Syndrome.
:lol:

[SMOK3]

Well he's actually 30... Thats horrible.. Is he the man show boy though, cause he was funny then... but he sucks now

[<blockhead>]

Well he's actually 30... Thats horrible.. Is he the man show boy though, cause he was funny then... but he sucks now
Its not the same person.

[AA-12]

Haha, I enjoy him. He does some funny ****.

[<blockhead>]

Haha, I enjoy him. He does some funny ****.
Well, you also believe that 5/6 of the world will burn in hell so obviously you aren't too bright.

[AA-12]

Well, you also believe that 5/6 of the world will burn in hell so obviously you aren't too bright.
:rolleyes: That has a lot to do with this.

[Bazarov]

I attempted to watch him, but his show opened up with him rapping. And I thought it was irksome.

[Understanding In a Crash]

I thought some of his skits were gold...

[Esp Griffyn]

Ive never seen it, but I have seen the Andy Milonakis Parody on http://ebaumsworld.com

Sounds like a bit of a wanker.

[MattyBlade]

andy milonakis was funny, before i realized he was a 27 year old dude.

[Kaden]

Seriously, worst show ever.

Ever.


Ever.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

A funny TV show would be him trying to buy alcohol or get into a club

[JACKROXYOU]

Hes fat, hes obnoxious, hes not funny, hes thirty. Theres nothing not to hate about this fat piece of ****. I hope his show gets cancelled and hes shot in the face.

werent you bannded?

[upright]

andy milonakis was funny, before i realized he was a 27* year old dude.
*29**





**he needs to grow up.

[Simple Man]

A shade my ***, he has full blown Down Syndrome.

Haha, I can agree with you there.


If you think he's funny you have very poor humor.

[Rebel Chimp]

Are you serious hes 27. What a ****er

[Rebel Chimp]

Are you serious he is 27 . What a ****er

[MaxLeighton]

He could be a really funny guy. It just looks like he took the 'this is how you get rich' path. I've never seen the show but I've seen the commercials. It looks really stupid.

[Simple Man]

It is very stupid.

He's 30, not 27. More reason to hate him.

[JACKROXYOU]

yea funny premice crap show

[GenuineImitation]

I watched 5 minutes of it and decided that The Office (american version) is no longer the worst show on television.

[FunkMetalBass]

I like his show because of the sheer randomness. It reminds me of ATHF and Family Guy in that respect.

Andy Milonakis is that old? I guess his fat rolls have kept his balls from dropping.

[Illmatic]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1429102/

Holy crap, he really is 30.

[Simple Man]

Sad, Isn't it?

[upright]

January 1976

That means January 2006 He'll be 30, because 2006 - 1976 = 30. Anybody who can do math would know that right now he's 29.

[FunkMetalBass]

That means January 2006 He'll be 30, because 2006 - 1976 = 30. Anybody who can do math would know that right now he's 29.

Thank God there is someone on earth who can do simple math and isn't a complete blockhead.

EDIT: Sorry blockhead, bad word choice.

[TheCrimsonKing]

I dislike stupid fat kids, that are actually grown men....midgets.

[upright]

Thank God there is someone on earth who can do simple math and isn't a complete blockhead.

EDIT: Sorry blockhead, bad word choice.
:cool:

I felt like correcting everyone... half the thread saying he is 30 the other half saying he is 27...

/ocd =/

[TheCrimsonKing]

i liked your other avatar better upright. The one that goes "not upright, upright, good job"

[6Stringer]

In the show isn't he in his parent's house?

...:amaze:

[FunkMetalBass]

In the show isn't he in his parent's house?

...:amaze:

Yeah. And his age would explain why is parents are so old...

[EightMilesHigh]

Holy crap, the "The Superbowl Is Gay" guy has his own ****ing TV show? Are you guys ****ing nuts?

/glad I don't get MTV

[theclash91]

i thought the show was sorta funny until i found out he was 29 , thats weird

[<blockhead>]

I still can't believe how old he is.

[Zakath]

I just saw the last five minutes of one episode. Worst show ever.

[TheCrimsonKing]

I think we have established our hate for andy.

[ImTheFloor]

I found the show funny. But it was also 2AM when I watched it. I think everything is funny by 2AM. I watched the second episode at a normal hour and was unamused.

[EonBlueApcolyps]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.

[TheCrimsonKing]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.


why do gotta hate on family guy :angry:

[Rootsradical]

Ive seen this dude rapping on the internet but i didn't know he had his own show. What channel does it come on. By the way I don't have cable, so I don't really know too much about current t.v. shows.

[Ugoff]

I knew that he looked like that guy who did those funny white kid rapping videos (Superbowl is gay, ect..)

[Endless Obsession]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.

False.

[Druumer89]

wow that show is pointless..and worthless i cant believe that he is 30 that makes it even more pitful...the funny thing is that not one person has had a posiive thing to say about it, what does that tell you.

[The Musician]

I still can't believe how old he is.
Yeah, it's a little strange, he could pass as a 12 year old.

[full collapse]

I still can't believe how old he is.

Thats two of us.

[Syncratic]

He tries way too hard to be funny. It is only further degrading the quality of our popular culture.

And there's no way in hell he's 30 years old. No ****ing way.

[TheClap]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.


Family Guy is nothing like that gay mtv show family guy is not just random stuff if has a plot behind it and then they add in some random events.

[ThePatient]

Well, wow. I watched part of this show earlier, and I think I'm already stupider. Is he seriously 30? He looks and acts like he'd be hanging around my little brother (who's 9).

[forthepeopleofthesun]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.

Stop the hate child.

[Rockafella]

He was hillarious.

[Kurtz]

That show is the worst show on television now. Just because somethings completely random doesnt make it funny, maybe Seth MacFarlane will learn something and Family Guy will stop sucking so much.
Nigga please

[Druumer89]

how can a 30 year old me so..obnauxious and annoying...and so prepubesent

[Huber]

His show is pretty lame.

[frailwordscollapse]

wtf he doesn't look thirty at all but whatever..yeah what he does is completely retarted and not funny..he was the fagg on that "everything is gay" video.

[Kurtz]

I'll admit, I thought he wasn't that bad when I thought he was 15. But the whole part about him being 30 ruined it.

[FunkMetalBass]

Is it possible that the information we have is wrong?

[EonBlueApcolyps]

Nigga please


Thats the first legit response about my comment. You other guys should take notes.

[burning star IV]

While I may not agree with blockhead on most points, I will give him props for hating this fat **** as much as I do.

[Crammy_and_the_Benny]

Well, keep in mind that this is on MTV which has some of the "best" shows since muppet babies and leave it to beaver.

[metalhed-05]

I think that that show sux *** really bad. even though it is kinda funny it still sux. :lol:

[Iron Bug]

Well, keep in mind that this is on MTV which has some of the "best" shows since muppet babies and leave it to beaver.
I liked Muppet Babies, it was a good show for kids.

[snidget]

I'm actually a supporter. You guys say he's not funny, but all of your lame attempts at humor were weak compared to his worst skits (I still love you DITS). He does have some very, very low moments, but when he does a good skit, it's gold.

Who cares if he's 30, of course he's acting like that, if MTV gave a show to someone who actually was like the character Andy portrays (a retarded pre-teen) then you all would be complaining of people laughing at a retarded kid.

And, no, he doesn't live with his parents. That old lady was someone he found on the street in the first episode and kept ever since.

[FunkMetalBass]

Wow....major bump...

[ok lateralus]

Why is everyone being so harsh on Andy? It's strange and maybe a little sad that he is 30 but his show is occasionally hilarious, in a really random way.

[JordanVonHelvete]

I hate Milonakis too. Hes a faget

[BigTrav415]

Personally I think most any 8-year old kid could have a show about randomness and it would be better than the Andy Milonakis show. I agree with whoever said that he's buying into this whole "any randomness at all, even stupid completely retarded randomness is ****ing hilarious" trend that's going on right now. I saw this girl my age watching it with her bitch friends and they were all laughing hysterically after that dog crap "fork hatching out of the egg" sketch. First of all, if a kid (oops, man) that size sat on an egg, it would shatter. Not to mention the general badness of the show. The beginning rap song is bad enough; seriously, my friend's 11-year old brother who really has ADD, ADHD, post-traumatic disorder, and probably some other stuff has made funnier raps than Milonakis. Seriously. I've got bees on my head but don't call me a bee-head? wtf? And then some of his sketches aren't just stupid, they are actually terrible. Like the one where he went up to the ice cream stand guy, bought an ice cream, and just threw it on the sidewalk, bought another one, threw it on the sidewalk, and just kept doing that. How amazingly wasteful. There are kids that would kill for the money to buy one freakin' ice cream, and this fat turd is just throwing them on the **** ground. I think if I ever see him on the street, I'll give him a nice thick broken nose, mug him, and give his wallet to some kid in Harlem. Dick.

[blue3]

I've seen it once. I don't like the show at all.

[aliens_exist182]

I used to like it but now I know he is 29 and now I think he is just f****d up

[StrangelyBrewed13]

I Hate the **** show

[thedeadwalk!]

What more is there to be said? Let it go.

[magicfingers]

The show isn't funny to start with, and him being 30 makes it even worse.

[bloodsugar]

I'll admit, I thought he wasn't that bad when I thought he was 15. But the whole part about him being 30 ruined it.

i agree

[antiflagsetsfire]

Hes fat, hes obnoxious, hes not funny, hes thirty. Theres nothing not to hate about this fat piece of ****. I hope his show gets cancelled and hes shot in the face.

That is all that ever needs to be said. Amen brother.

[Tillius]

My friend will not believe that he is that old.

[The Musician]

Plot Outline: Andy Milonakis is a teenager who has it all: a comfy home, an outrageous sense of humor, and his own MTV television show complete with oddball skits, celebrity guests, and amusing pranks on the public at large.
Mtv wants you to think he's a kid also...

[snidget]

^ Dude, that's the plot. Yes, he's acting like a teenager. If George Clooney is going to play a doctor, then the plot will be based around a doctor

[Zakath]

^ Dude, that's the plot. Yes, he's acting like a teenager. If George Clooney is going to play a doctor, then the plot will be based around a doctor
It doesn't matter. Andy Milonakis should be shot in the face with cum then brutally murdered.

[snidget]

It doesn't matter. Andy Milonakis should be shot in the face with cum then brutally murdered.

If you don't like him, don't watch him. I just don't think that what he wrote was relevent to anything.

[Zakath]

If you don't like him, don't watch him. I just don't think that what he wrote was relevent to anything.
Shut the **** up. Seriously, you should be anally violated and beaten just for defending Milonacock.

[snidget]

Shut the **** up. Seriously, you should be anally violated and beaten just for defending Milonacock.

Actually, I already have been, it's going to be on the next episode of The Andy Milonakis Show, then his dog wubby walks on the ceiling, it's hilarious

[Zakath]

Actually, I already have been, it's going to be on the next episode of The Andy Milonakis Show, then his dog wubby walks on the ceiling, it's hilarious
You're an embarrassment to the human race.

[snidget]

:upset: you win

[Zakath]

:upset: you win
I only win when you're dead.

[snidget]

:confused: because I like Andy Milonakis?

[no compromise2]

It just disgusts me when a 30 year old looks like a 12 year old and sounds like one. Alot of the things are stupid and not funny. He's Ok.

[Hellion462606]

Andy Milanok****s getting a show is another sign that the apocalypse is close at hand my friends. And hell if you hate him you have to hate that stanker vision crap. Those people just need to die.

[Tim]

wow he really is 30. thats crazy. thanks to this thread i now know that. anyway the show is really dumb. with that old lady dressed up as a coupon. that was lame. That was the only one i saw and id have to say it was lame.

[BigTrav415]

"I'm a, I'm a coupon! Hooray!"

/cue bad CGI-graphics of Andy riding a dragon through various badly rendered wolds, whilst eating ice cream to the tune of a really bad pop song. Asses.