Challenge 91 - Replies

[RunAmokRampant]

Post away

[DFelon204409]

Hahaha no replies.

[ATC]

He'd have been flooded with replies if the thread had said ''DON'T POST IN HERE, YOU MISERABLE SCURVY DAWGS!!!!!!'

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Not really, but we can all act like we are pirates anyways.

[super deluxe]

Arr, I wrote a Christmas song, mateys!

Swab me poop deck!

[cytoplasmicglob]

arr. i didn't write a christmas song. i did write a mother's day song though.

[DFelon204409]

Argh you're alive?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Shiver me timbers, do you know why the 16 year old pirate couldn't see the movie?










It was rated yarrrrrr.

[super deluxe]

Know how Cap'n Hook died?



He wiped with the wrong hand.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Yours was better.

[DFelon204409]

That's how super_d died. She wiped with her AIDS hand. OOOOOOOOOooooooo Al caPWNed!

[RunAmokRampant]

hmmm two entries atm have almost used the challenge word in exactly the same way. Coincidence?

Hahaha no replies.
Isn't that a good thing? :rolleyes:

[ATC]

Why is pirate p0rn the gayest?

Cos it's got 15 men on a dead man's chest!!!!

[Solar]

I have changed my song so if you're interested you can check it out here (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8636498&postcount=7).

It is a song written from the perspective of a grave-digger. I wrote it as a metaphor of a failing relationship.

I guess the reason I did this was to try and build a relation between the two different ideas the way 'Brand New' does with their song 'Play Crack the Sky', which compares love to a shipwreck.

[SubtleDagger]

Yarr she blows!

[Solar]

Yarr she blows!
Was that directed at me?

If so :upset:

[SubtleDagger]

And Brand New.

Scurvy swabs, the lot of 'em.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Someone has an unhealthy obsession with Jesse Lacey.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

What does a pirate measure things with?

A yarrrrrrrrrstick.

[Solar]

Someone has an unhealthy obsession with Jesse Lacey.
Guess that means it's time for an avatar change :cool:

[super deluxe]

So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

A pirate walked into a bar, but it didn't hurt because he had a wooden leg.

[DFelon204409]

I wrote it as a metaphor of a failing relationship.

That's a good idea. Do you know any bands or groups who use metaphors for failing relationships? I can't think of any and I'd like to hear some.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

If you want to cut out the middle man and just listen to songs about failing relationships, I'd suggest any band on the Victory Records label.

[Solar]

That's a good idea. Do you know any bands or groups who use metaphors for failing relationships? I can't think of any and I'd like to hear some.
Your sarcasm offends me.

[SubtleDagger]

Your sarcasm offends me.
Yarr, that be so? It shivers me timbers, mate!

[Solar]

Yarr, that be so? It shivers me timbers, mate!
I'm not sure how to respond to this, so i'll stick with...

Yarr!

[super deluxe]

Why don't ye paddle yer dinghy, scurvy swabbin' boy?

[zer0gauge]

hmmm two entries atm have almost used the challenge word in exactly the same way. Coincidence?

Wumpscut fans maybe?

[Bigbadbob]

Arr, I wrote a Christmas song, mateys!

Swab me poop deck!

A) a metaphor for sodomy?
B) a plee for sodo..mee?
C) just a clean pirate?

[super deluxe]

A) a metaphor for sodomy?
B) a plee for sodo..mee?
C) just a clean pirate?

I didn't say "stick it in the pooper."

Dirty landlubber.

[Bigbadbob]

totally embareassed......

brain teaser......

make a word by only moving 2 of these 5 pieces
l l l l l

[ATC]

W
Its not really a word though.

Actually, BBB, all she was asking for was toilet paper.

[super deluxe]

W
Its not really a word though.

Actually, BBB, all she was asking for was toilet paper.


It's true. My weird roommate this summer uses YARDS upon YARDS of toilet paper.

[DFelon204409]

New Coheed is good.

http://coheedandcambria.com/bitchin/topsecret2.htm

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

totally embareassed......

brain teaser......

make a word by only moving 2 of these 5 pieces
l l l l l

Is the word "All"?

[Solar]

Is the word "All"?
You would have to move 3. 2 to make the A's diagonals and 1 to make the line that crosses through the A.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Ah yes, hmmm.

Back to the drawing board.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Oh it's "nil".

[bisnotch]

It's obviously, "TIT".

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

It's obviously, "TIT".

Perv.

[bisnotch]

A **** smart one. You're just jealous.

[Corupt2057]

yar.. anyways yeah bisnotch I think you got it with "TIT" but it may be something else too..
decent word RAR and congrats

[Corupt2057]

dfelon you going to update the winners box?
just a reminder.. unless you're being lazy ;-)

[DFelon204409]

I'll do it when I feel like it. Work is really draining and I haven't had a chill weekend in a while. It also doesn't help that I'm addicted to www.syntheticapparatus.com.

[RunAmokRampant]

yar.. anyways yeah bisnotch I think you got it with "TIT" but it may be something else too..
decent word RAR and congrats


Yeah thanks it was either wreathe or transient. I was tempted to use some really absurd word just to annoy but I wasn't in one of those annoying moods so i chose wreathe

[Bigbadbob]

It's obviously, "TIT".

that's it. Thanks to the British army for that one.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Someone mind uploading or sending me Trophy Scars - Hospital Music? It'd be much obliged.

[DFelon204409]

Bah just IM me. It's easier that way.

[Disco Dragon]

I apologize to everyone for my incredibly random stream-of-conscious thing I submitted to the challenge. I'm just trying to get over my writer's block.

[Bigbadbob]

I recommend dirty girls, blue paint, a clowns suit (rainbow hair, red nose, size twenty shoes) a crowded mall and large bottle of Jack Daniels........oh and a mule, one with an attitude!

[DFelon204409]

Take that subspace!

[Disco Dragon]

Holy mother of god, somebody come up with an interesting topic of conversation!!! Anybody???

I'd settle for discussing sexual diseases at this point...........

[bisnotch]

Ok, lets talk about piercings. Anyone have any?

[RunAmokRampant]

No. Ive seen infected piercings before and it put me off them for good. But they do look good when there is no pus or blood or anything else putrid looking in the piercing

[DFelon204409]

I was going to get a bass clef in my ear until I started playing rugby and realized I wouldn't have been able to get that piercing (my position has my ear get rubbed up a ton).

[bisnotch]

i'm getting a bar in my ear, top and bottom lip, both nostrils, eyebrow and tongue pierced this week.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

They grow up so fast :'(.

[DFelon204409]

RunAmok make your voting thread.

[super deluxe]

I was going to enter, but the word was prohibitively stupid.

[Disco Dragon]

I blame this word for my writer's block. So there, ****mooks.

[ATC]

Blame away. The word most often has very little to do with your songwriting.

[super deluxe]

Actually, I had a very nice song almost done, and couldn't bear to cram this stupid, un-lyrical word in just to meet the challenge.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

As Mr. Burt pointed out, I wrote goal instead of gold in one of my lines. May I change it without being D/Qed?

[kevbud187]

Hello again, everyone. whats up? This thread is rather boring. what do ya say to a game off Demon Ninja Pirates?

[RunAmokRampant]

Actually, I had a very nice song almost done, and couldn't bear to cram this stupid, un-lyrical word in just to meet the challenge.

So what do class as a 'lyrical' word? I found my word a pretty cool, smooth flowing, single syllable word. Well I suppose I can't please everyone. ****ed bloody scapegoats who can't blame themselves for corrupting this challenge :wave:

[SubtleDagger]

As Mr. Burt pointed out, I wrote goal instead of gold in one of my lines. May I change it without being D/Qed?
Come again?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

You pointed out "panning for goal". I was just wondering if I could change it.

[SubtleDagger]

You pointed out "panning for goal". I was just wondering if I could change it.
Why would you need to change it?

[super deluxe]

So what do class as a 'lyrical' word? I found my word a pretty cool, smooth flowing, single syllable word. Well I suppose I can't please everyone. ****ed bloody scapegoats who can't blame themselves for corrupting this challenge :wave:

I think the "wr" sound is difficult to use.

[Disco Dragon]

So you dislike any word that starts with the letter 'R'?


By the way, I was joking when I said I blamed the challenge word for my writer's block.

[just a statistic]

hm......... boring.
I was ok, reading this just makes me wanna sleep. Anyone got anything interesting to say, the piercings topic wore off to quickly. STD's wouldn't be a very nice topic either, according to subtle i've got AIDS (not very nice isn't it).

You know them funny moods you sometimes get where it feels like you're stoned but you're not, i'm going through something like that at the moment and everything seems to be so funny but i'm also f.ucking knackered. because of this i'm gonna try to start a lengthy discussion to find out how nice cheese can be, so please tell every one what your favourite cheese is.
please no nasty comments on the lameness of this topic unless you come up with something better:D

[Disco Dragon]

After some careful thought, I've come up with something better..................shutting your mouth. It's a good one, I think.

[bowl of oranges]

After some careful thought, I've come up with something better..................shutting your mouth. It's a good one, I think.I think you could be onto something there.

[kevbud187]

I think you could be onto something there.

I think.....Demon Ninja Pirates suck! Whosever idea that was is the gayest faggot ever! GOD DAMNIT

And another thing! Disco Dragon dosen't have writers block! He smokes weed laced with coke! Only people who know 'Mr. Jones' would have realized this!

[JaveryAM]

I love how you guys beat down each others work. You guys don't just critique it, you tell the people it sucks, that they have no talent or potential, and half the time no one even helps them fix it!

[DFelon204409]

Subtle, how do you do the contrasty black and green avatar thing? Is it black and white then contrast then fill in the background?

[Disco Dragon]

What are you talking about Javery? Of course we don't offer critiques here, that's not what this is for!!!! This is where people come to realize their magnitude of suckiness. Positive crits? Psshaw ****mook! If I people need positive they can go watch Oprah. If they want brutal, harsh, honesty laced with insensitivity and vileness........you get your a$s over here to the Lyrical Challenges. Our slogan: If you can't take the heat, you shouldn't have burned down that church.


Actually, it does seem like there is seemingly less and less constructive criticism going on around these parts. Kind of a shame really.

[ATC]

Because it isn't required and we're jerks. That's about the only way I can rationalize crits that go 'needs more detail'.

[SubtleDagger]

Subtle, how do you do the contrasty black and green avatar thing? Is it black and white then contrast then fill in the background?
No, I have a very simple way of doing it in IrfanView in either red, blue, or green.

1. Go to Image drop down - enhance colors.
2. Leave red at 0, green and blue go to -255.
3. Put contrast near all the way up or at max and adjust brightness to get desired effect.
4. If you want it green or blue, switch it out with the Swap Colors option in the Image drop-down.

[SubtleDagger]

hm......... boring.
I was ok, reading this just makes me wanna sleep. Anyone got anything interesting to say, the piercings topic wore off to quickly. STD's wouldn't be a very nice topic either, according to subtle i've got AIDS (not very nice isn't it).
It was a joke, stupid.

Don't talk about being stoned either because no one cares that you do drugs.

[RunAmokRampant]

What are you talking about Javery? Of course we don't offer critiques here, that's not what this is for!!!! This is where people come to realize their magnitude of suckiness. Positive crits? Psshaw ****mook! If I people need positive they can go watch Oprah. If they want brutal, harsh, honesty laced with insensitivity and vileness........you get your a$s over here to the Lyrical Challenges. Our slogan: If you can't take the heat, you shouldn't have burned down that church.


Actually, it does seem like there is seemingly less and less constructive criticism going on around these parts. Kind of a shame really.


Its worse on the main S&L Board. I dedicate 20 mins to critting some dreamer's poem and give pretty constructive criticism, leave a link to my poem, and the ******* replies with "pretty good, 9/10, cant think of anything to say". There's only a handful of people I crit really well for in the S&L forum and these days the LC has like 20 entries a challenge and I just don't have the time to crit them all. I remember my first challenge had only 4 valid entries.

[super deluxe]

Silly young'uns...back before you whippersnappers were around, there were challenges with closer to 30 entries to crit!

[Disco Dragon]

Hells yes there were. That was a lot of entries, but actually, a lot of them were quite good if I recall correctly.

[SubtleDagger]

Hells yes there were. That was a lot of entries, but actually, a lot of them were quite good if I recall correctly.
Yeah.

To be honest, LC is just not the place to get formal critiques.

[Disco Dragon]

Actually, I'm not sure the internet is the place to get formal critiques.

[ATC]

I'm sure most people don't even need formal critiques.

[Bigbadbob]

define formal critique

[SubtleDagger]

Actually, I'm not sure the internet is the place to get formal critiques.
I agree.

Besides, I don't know why people complain about mine, they're obviously blunt, but they do tell people what is wrong with their songs and what they need to fix.

[DFelon204409]

Bob, formal critiques require me wiping my *** with somebody's lyrics. When they're online, it's just not worth the paper and ink and time to print it out.

[k.s.e.]

who misses me?

[DFelon204409]

Me.

[tuck down torso]

What is this thread about?


IT'S ABOUT FUN!

[pixiesfanyo]

who misses me?

you kill anyone yet?

[ATC]

who misses me?


Obviously the suicide bombers and the snipers...


Bad taste? Yea. Sowwy.

:hug:

[RunAmokRampant]

hmm replies seem pretty dead. What concerts have people been to this year?
Here's my list.
Rise Against
System of a down
Slipknot (yes i saw them at bdo, they were pretty ****)
I killed the prom queen
From Autumn to ashes
Behind Crimson eyes
Isis
Love like electrocution
Stockholm syndrome
Whitehorse
Dillinger Escape Plan
Antiflag

Yeh thats bout it this year so far. Not much I know but that's what I get from where I live

[SubtleDagger]

Wow, everyone in LC will be DQ'd in the next challenge. Good job on voting, losers.
hmm replies seem pretty dead. What concerts have people been to this year?
Here's my list.
Rise Against - are OK
System of a down - are alright but you're a sellout
Slipknot (yes i saw them at bdo, they were pretty ****) - suck
I killed the prom queen - holy **** they suck, what were you thinking?
From Autumn to ashes - awful
Behind Crimson eyes - never heard of them, they sound lame
Isis - decent but overrated
Love like electrocution - hmm
Stockholm syndrome - meh
Whitehorse - whitewho?
Dillinger Escape Plan - sweet
Antiflag - UGHHH

Yeh thats bout it this year so far. Not much I know but that's what I get from where I live
Oh, and I saw Psyopus twice, Between The Buried And Me, and a few locals. I don't go to many shows.

[d0ped0g]

Big Day Out 2005
System of a Down - pretty **** good
John Butler Trio - expected 2b amazing, but were slightly average... esp in comparison to live cd
Scribe and P Money - i'm not gonna dignify this with a comment
The D4 - alright... good solid band... solid, like my *****
Stereogram - love their live energy, dislike their music. band members seem to compete for attention
The Bleeders - same as above
The Hives - so so...

Rainbow Warrior Tribute Festival
Rhombus - pretty good for what i saw of them... i thought they were gonna b more roots based than hip hop... oh well
Jon McGlashin - alright slide guitarist, didnt c much of him tho
Stereogram - see above
The D4 - again, see above
John Butler Trio - 10x better than BDO gig. Had a 2 hour set rather than an hour due to Che Fu pulling out. Topped their live cd, despite having more new stuff in the mix. At moments, twas literally an orgasm of sound.

[DFelon204409]

Man I really love Isis. I just got Oceanic.

[DFelon204409]

Oh ya voting ends tonight.

[RunAmokRampant]

wow the voting on this challenge has really been stretched too far.

[ATC]

Yes, let's get the next one going, people.

I think the next challenge is my second anniversary of being an LC'er / Mx'er.

[Bigbadbob]

So two Bad Religion comparisons. I'm not familiar with them. What type of music are we talking about.

[bowl of oranges]

So two Bad Religion comparisons. I'm not familiar with them. What type of music are we talking about.
I'd consider them punk rock.

[SubtleDagger]

Bisnotch's votes are some of the worst I have ever seen. I think quite a few people deserve some explanations.

[d0ped0g]

heh, just cus u got ranked last place :P
i'm probably gonna b back for the next challenge... written the only song that i've been proud of in a while

[Bigbadbob]

Here is the tally

Scarred4Life 1.7
SubtleDagger 3.1
bowl of oranges 3.6
WhatILiveFor 3.9
addicted_tochaos 4.0
A_Perfect_Sonnet 4.3
Bigbadbob 4.4
just a statistic 7.6
Disco Dragon 7.7
Grey_Francis 7.8
bisnotch 8.7
Nath™ 9.4
zer0gauge 10.1
MomentoMori 11.5

These dogs didnt vote and are BANNED for 1 challenge
just a statistic
Nath™
zer0gauge
Grey_Francis
MomentoMori

Also Scarred4Life is Reprimanded for giving 2 10th place votes...but we'll still let him pick a new topic cuz its been so long since his won.

[ATC]

Bisnotch's votes are some of the worst I have ever seen. I think quite a few people deserve some explanations.

I agree. I can live with the rankings he gave people, but the explanations were totally off-base. He said he didn't read WhatILiveFor's song fully before ranking her and you got last place because daytime TV watching implies that there is no life. Is this what emokid retaliation feels like?

[Scarred4Life]

Here is the tally



Also Scarred4Life is Reprimanded for giving 2 10th place votes...but we'll still let him pick a new topic cuz its been so long since his won.

Whoopsy :upset:

[Disco Dragon]

Bisnotch is just dumb fizucker. He deserves to be punched in the baby maker.

[Scarred4Life]

Bisnotch's votes are some of the worst I have ever seen. I think quite a few people deserve some explanations.

I concur. It didnt really mak a difference in the long un but Jesus, what the hell?