I'm slightly better than Ryan Parry

[Spiked]

EDIT: Proper Post Format

Band: Pawnzeeknee
Song: Dammit (Blink 182 Cover)
Genre: Comedy

Old Post:
Check this out and leave me your responses if you would be so kind.
note: go here for a laugh, not a serious song.

http://myspace.com/pawnzeeknee

[AJtheguitarist]

I'm afraid I didn't laugh, as such.

[Phototropic]

Um...ok, that sucked

If the voice is meant to be funny then it's not

Give up

[Spiked]

hey, I only said slightly better

[RustedPieces]

That wasn't funny at all. It actually made me feel embarassed for you.

[Spiked]

actually, this one wasn't as embarassing, you should see my old attempts.
http://www.myspace.com/bigconejos

[Nightvision]

do you have a concept of shame?!

:lol:

[Spiked]

I'm young and impressionable, no room for shame. So besides the fact that Dammit was the ****tiest thing you've ever heard, what could I do to improve on it?

[Phototropic]

Kill yourself?!

Nah seriously, stop trying to be funny

[Spiked]

alright, the time for humor is gone, I shall write a serious song. Which will also suck. But possibly it'll be so bad it's funny? Who knows.

[Po0sH]

That wasn't funny at all. It actually made me feel embarassed for you.
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[Rise Me Up]

that just really sucks.

really

[RustedPieces]

alright, the time for humor is gone, I shall write a serious song. Which will also suck. But possibly it'll be so bad it's funny? Who knows.
No spiked, if you keep trying to make people laugh with the sense of humor you have now, nothing you ever do will be funny.

[chimp_spanner]

That was..........strange.

*looks at watch*

03:13am. Hm.

Yes. That certainly was...strange...

[Spiked]

No spiked, if you keep trying to make people laugh with the sense of humor you have now, nothing you ever do will be funny.
that one hurt. that cut deep man. don't make me record a megadeth cover. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY

EDIT: and if you say this only proves your point I swear I'll have to kill you. with some short of blunt object.

[killfile]

Hey, its cool that youre not pretentious and can poke fun at yourself unlike a large number of acts on the net. So go you.
But for real, try being serious. I mean, this stuff is not really funny. It's pretty lame. Also with your singing, you're off-key. And the voice is... well, I dont really need to tell you.
But on the plus side you do seem like a nice enough guy.

[Merker]

what is ryan parry's website link?

[Phototropic]

what is ryan parry's website link?

Google it lazy

[Spiked]

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com

[Spiked]

Hey, its cool that youre not pretentious and can poke fun at yourself unlike a large number of acts on the net. So go you.
But for real, try being serious. I mean, this stuff is not really funny. It's pretty lame. Also with your singing, you're off-key. And the voice is... well, I dont really need to tell you.
But on the plus side you do seem like a nice enough guy.
thanks for the words killfile, I'll record something serious eventually, probably when I get a band together because I can't write drum rhythms for ****. And as you can probably tell, I don't plan on being the vocalist.

[Local_Skater]

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B3tt3r lu(k n3xt t1m3 hXc d00d! z0r!

[Phototropic]

l15t3n h3r3 1337 |)00|). That wa5 n0t t3h funny z0r! n0w, 1 kn0w al0t ab0ut 1337 p00nag3 z0r! and y0u 3qual5 t3h suk z0r!
B3tt3r lu(k n3xt t1m3 hXc d00d! z0r!

Shut up you cunt, you're not funny

[GimmeSlack12]

You know I don't live too Far away from Watsonville. I feel dumber to know people like you live near me.

[Spiked]

You know I don't live too Far away from Watsonville. I feel dumber to know people like you live near me.
yeah, I love you too

[Johnny Five]

you must be great because ryan perry = teh pwnz0rs

[Phototropic]

Threadstarter, do you know this Ryan Parry guy personally?!

[Spiked]

I have kept in contact with him, although I'm afraid he likes me about as well as the rest of the people in this thread.

[Phototropic]

So you actually know him?!?

[Spiked]

So you actually know him?!?
let me rephrase, I know him through AIM, have not personally met him.

[Phototropic]

Ahh rite, why does he think he deserves a site?! :confused:

[Spiked]

Ahh rite, why does he think he deserves a site?! :confused:
I have no idea, I attempted to ask him and that's around the time that he blocked me. I think he was offended when I told him I thought we were around the same level and then sent him my joke track of Dammit (admittedly not very funny, but when he was expecting a real Blink-182 cover I think it got through to him.) and asked him to critique it. Go figure.

[Phototropic]

Hehe feckin pansy

I like the way he takes himself very seriously :p

[AreaaGatur51]

Nice guitar playing but please stop singing, it sounds so stupid it ruins the whole song.

[Phototropic]

Jesus christ you are actually better than Ryan Parry, he frickin' sucks

What's up with his voice

[Spiked]

Jesus christ you are actually better than Ryan Parry, he frickin' sucks

What's up with his voice
I think he might have swallowed a kazoo as a young boy.

[King]

You Suck

[Spiked]

You Suck
au contraire, I blow

although I suppose when you get right down to it it's all the same

[RustedPieces]

Seriously stop trying to be funny, you must have no friends. Your really annoying.

[Spiked]

Seriously stop trying to be funny, you must have no friends. Your really annoying.
Oh but that's just how I feel about you! I was searching inside myself to find the courage to tell you but I guess I just didn't have it in me. I'm glad that we've got this all out into the open now, but what will we tell your girlfriend?

and if you want me to stop, wouldn't it make sense to let the thread die? But no, you just keep coming in with the insults, forcing me to retort with more bad jokes.

[TheHonkingClown]

to quote captain ed: LET THE DREAM DIE!!!

[Local_Skater]

Shut up you cunt, you're not funny

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Your wit amazes me.

[Nicko_Shmicko]

that sucked so hard, i could see you were trying to be funny with the whole nasal whiney voice thing...but it just sounded like thats how u sing

Conclusion: ryan perry pwnes you.

[Spiked]

that sucked so hard, i could see you were trying to be funny with the whole nasal whiney voice thing...but it just sounded like thats how u sing

Conclusion: ryan perry pwnes you.
so what, you think I should sing whinier? I'm not sure that's possible. *listens to a simple plan CD* oh wait, I guess it is...

[Nicko_Shmicko]

haha! you have won back my respect :thumb: *listens to simple plan* *shudders*

[freestyle1k86]

I have no idea, I attempted to ask him and that's around the time that he blocked me. I think he was offended when I told him I thought we were around the same level and then sent him my joke track of Dammit (admittedly not very funny, but when he was expecting a real Blink-182 cover I think it got through to him.) and asked him to critique it. Go figure.
Hey, that's funny.

[Mozzletoffed]

I liked the "RESPECT THIS! RESPECT THIS GUITAR!' but that's all. otherwise the vocals (yes i know a joke) were annoying and awful. I hope that isn't your real voice.

[Spiked]

I liked the "RESPECT THIS! RESPECT THIS GUITAR!' but that's all. otherwise the vocals (yes i know a joke) were annoying and awful. I hope that isn't your real voice.
lol, no, it's not my real voice, I had to strain myself to get my voice to sound that deep and bassy.

[freestyle1k86]

lol, no, it's not my real voice, I had to strain myself to get my voice to sound that deep and bassy.
Haha, that's funny too.

And the old "you probably have no friends" insult DOESN'T WORK who ever used it. Because,
1. You know it's not true
2. He knows it's not true.