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YouGottaBeCrazy
04-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Out of an alley, walked a long black cat
With smooth, thick fur to cover his fat.
He found a trash can and took some food.
This kind of desert always put him in the mood.

He was on the prowl, for a female friend.
For he was horny, and had free time to spend.
He found a nice young feline, she was mrs. right.
And they got it on many times throughout the night.

The day after, he heard she was knocked up.
I have to admit, he was pretty shocked but
It was not the first time that this occured.
In fact, this happened to be the eighty-third.

He did the same as he had done many times before
He ran to a different city, saying "Screw that whore!"
Clearly, this bad old cat needed to be stopped
And a couple weeks later, out his daughter popped.

Little did the cat know, but he contracted AIDS.
All the fur on his body and face began to fade.
The old, bony cat now had no reason to live.
The only thing he had was his VD's to give.


Moral of the story: Wear a condom and don't be a scumbag.

shadeddakotabassist
04-25-2005, 03:07 PM
lmao! that was great. a little immature in the terminology but still really good. I'm still laughing even as I type this...wow...

kiros_music
04-25-2005, 03:10 PM
lmao that was awsum ya like he said a lttle immature but its really cool

YouGottaBeCrazy
04-25-2005, 05:29 PM
thanks, my goal was to write something that was totally different from most stuff on here. heh.

RoCKinG STANTON
04-25-2005, 06:45 PM
That was hilaruois. that was so funny. cheers my friend. :chug:

firemoth12
04-25-2005, 08:26 PM
You should use that for a death metal song. No...I'm serious. That would be some funny shiznit :D

YouGottaBeCrazy
04-25-2005, 08:39 PM
good idea haha

shadeddakotabassist
05-02-2005, 12:13 PM
bumpety bump...we need more humor here.

clayman112388
05-02-2005, 12:36 PM
Out of an alley, walked a long black cat
With smooth, thick fur to cover his fat.
He found a trash can and took some food.
This kind of desert always put him in the mood.

He was on the prowl, for a female friend.
For he was horny, and had free time to spend.
He found a nice young feline, she was mrs. right.
And they got it on many times throughout the night.

The day after, he heard she was knocked up.
I have to admit, he was pretty shocked but
It was not the first time that this occured.
In fact, this happened to be the eighty-third.

He did the same as he had done many times before
He ran to a different city, saying "Screw that whore!"
Clearly, this bad old cat needed to be stopped
And a couple weeks later, out his daughter popped.

Little did the cat know, but he contracted AIDS.
All the fur on his body and face began to fade.
The old, bony cat now had no reason to live.
The only thing he had was his VD's to give.


Moral of the story: Wear a condom and don't be a scumbag.

something tells me this is a metaphor for a personal experience :lol:.

clayman112388
05-02-2005, 12:37 PM
You should use that for a death metal song. No...I'm serious. That would be some funny shiznit :D

death metal is not a joke genre, shush.

Kid-of-Bodom
05-03-2005, 03:43 PM
death metal is not a joke genre, shush.

...you ever heard of Ten Masked Men... they're hilarious... they take the most annoying songs ever (Blue - Eiffel 65) and make a metal version of it... you should listen to that stuff... its genious