YouGottaBeCrazy
04-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Out of an alley, walked a long black cat
With smooth, thick fur to cover his fat.
He found a trash can and took some food.
This kind of desert always put him in the mood.
He was on the prowl, for a female friend.
For he was horny, and had free time to spend.
He found a nice young feline, she was mrs. right.
And they got it on many times throughout the night.
The day after, he heard she was knocked up.
I have to admit, he was pretty shocked but
It was not the first time that this occured.
In fact, this happened to be the eighty-third.
He did the same as he had done many times before
He ran to a different city, saying "Screw that whore!"
Clearly, this bad old cat needed to be stopped
And a couple weeks later, out his daughter popped.
Little did the cat know, but he contracted AIDS.
All the fur on his body and face began to fade.
The old, bony cat now had no reason to live.
The only thing he had was his VD's to give.
Moral of the story: Wear a condom and don't be a scumbag.
With smooth, thick fur to cover his fat.
He found a trash can and took some food.
This kind of desert always put him in the mood.
He was on the prowl, for a female friend.
For he was horny, and had free time to spend.
He found a nice young feline, she was mrs. right.
And they got it on many times throughout the night.
The day after, he heard she was knocked up.
I have to admit, he was pretty shocked but
It was not the first time that this occured.
In fact, this happened to be the eighty-third.
He did the same as he had done many times before
He ran to a different city, saying "Screw that whore!"
Clearly, this bad old cat needed to be stopped
And a couple weeks later, out his daughter popped.
Little did the cat know, but he contracted AIDS.
All the fur on his body and face began to fade.
The old, bony cat now had no reason to live.
The only thing he had was his VD's to give.
Moral of the story: Wear a condom and don't be a scumbag.