Worst Movie EVER! Recomendation.

[MaCkCiTy]

Okay this is like the Movie recomendation thread, except the opposite.
The reason is I just bought a video having only seen the preveiw. I assumed it would have to be good from the Producer and line up of actors. I assumed wrong. I just cant beleive that people I thought could do no wrong proving me wrong. So I thought you might be interested to watch them yourself to be reminded why other movies are good.

Heres mine.

The Master of Disguise

Pistachio Disguisey, a sweet-natured Italian server at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, can't figure out why he compulsively mimics his customers and desires to change his appearance. What he doesn't know yet is that these traits are part of the Disguisey family secret legacy. The family come from a long line of masters of disguise who are able to mask themselves as almost anyone or anything by harnessing the great power of Energico. Such a talent makes Fabbrizio the kidnapping target of his former arch-enemy Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind. Now Pistachio must make the most of his inherited power in an attempt to track down Devilin and save his parents.


and

The Pledge

Jack Nicholson is detective Jerry Black, a respected and well-liked veteran of the Reno police force retiring to a life of angling with more than a little apprehension. Thus he jumps into a murder case, the slaying of a little girl, a mere six hours from retirement and makes a promise to the grieving mother to catch the killer. As his partner (an effectively abrasive Aaron Eckhart) squeezes a confession out of the severely mentally handicapped suspect (a thoroughly unsettling performance by Benicio Del Toro), Jerry is convinced that they've got the wrong man.

Maybe I just didnt get it? It seemed to have gotten good reveiws on the net...

[superdigg]

well, i saw a super bad movie that i don't think has ever gotten any good reviews. regardless:

Trucks!
Trucks come to life in a small town and terrorize the place. That's pretty much it.

i'll probably return to this thread once i think of bad movies that some people actually like, good thread idea.

[nirvana_drummer3]

I didn't like Taxi that much but a lot of other people seemed to like it.

[Jonny]

Matrix Revolutions. Completely ruined the trilogy, had about 10 minutes actually in the Matrix, and Neo playing Jesus for the rest. And a few hours of watching people shoot robots.

[gally_6000]

the grudge is crap, so is the ring. and white noise. all bad films

[nirvana_drummer3]

the grudge is crap, so is the ring. and white noise. all bad films


all those moovies had really **** ending and were completely pointless

[Arucard]

Id probably have to say 'The Ghosts Of Mars.' **** that movie is bad, the storyline is so cliched its unreal, the only really good thing is the Ice Cube is very black in it, and does the whole 'You going down nigga' thing.

Also Steve Vai and and Anthrax did the theme tune.

[MaCkCiTy]

I really recommend The Master Of Disguise, its almost sureal. Your watching it and from start to finish it horrible. As its playing your thinking 'no-one is so stupid that they would choose to fund or be in this movie'...

EDIT: Also its a good point to say why you dont like the movie or it could turn into a spamgasm

[Interstate]

well, i saw a super bad movie that i don't think has ever gotten any good reviews. regardless:

Trucks!
Trucks come to life in a small town and terrorize the place. That's pretty much it.

i'll probably return to this thread once i think of bad movies that some people actually like, good thread idea.

That sounds pretty funny, I may have to see that.

[charolastra]

House of 1000 corpses was a waste of money. rob zombie should not aspire to make movies anymore.

[Phototropic]

I told my mother to get me The Texas-chainsaw remake (the new one...03 or 04 right)

Well she gets me a remake from 92 :rolleyes:

Oh jesus, it was so bad, if you're ever bored you should rent it and get mates over to laugh at it

It was AWFUL!! :(

The acting looked like a media project or something, everything about the movie was fake

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

Troll 2!

[Interstate]

I told my mother to get me The Texas-chainsaw remake (the new one...03 or 04 right)

Well she gets me a remake from 92 :rolleyes:

Oh jesus, it was so bad, if you're ever bored you should rent it and get mates over to laugh at it

It was AWFUL!! :(

The acting looked like a media project or something, everything about the movie was fake

I didn't even know there was a remake from the 90's - oh well at least I could rent it if I need a laugh.

I can't think of any REALLY bad films I've seen at the moment, I'm sure I will in time though.

[MaCkCiTy]

House of 1000 corpses was a waste of money. rob zombie should not aspire to make movies anymore.

It was going okay at the start and was pretty freaky (like when he gets to the front door and there are mutilated dolls everywhere). Then Robbie must've been sitting around drunk thinking "hmmm what twist should I have for the end"??? Then him forgetting the movie was originally based in reality all of a sudden turns it into a friggin sci-fi with some wanna be Todd McFarlane crap at the end. Not to mention the utter bs about these hicks who couldnt tie their own shoe laces, being able to cover up the biggest serial killing slaughter for decades...

That was potentially one of the freakyest movies ever ruined because someones a try hard...

[anti_kimi]

Psycho Beach Party

[ThePatient]

Army of Darkness and Legion of Doom 666, they're both B movies, but they're hilarious.

In army of darkness it takes place in a diner in the middle of nowhere, and you open a door in the kitchen, it takes you to a black abyss, which has nothing to do with the movie. :lol:

[Esp Griffyn]

Manhunter the first film to feature the character "hannibla lecter" is utter ****e, its about a serial killer. yawn. Its boring my serial killer movie standards.

[Jonny]

The Unbelievable. It's unbelievably bad. It's about these people in the woods who find a lost treasure. But it's guarded by an invisible monster (of course). So rather than leaving it there and running, you have your typical greedy American guy who sneaks some of it out, so the monster comes after them all and they have to kill it. It was a crap movie.

[Electric Ocean]

The Grinch. No contest. I had the misfortune to go see it in the cinema a few years ago. I wish I could get those 2 hours of my life back. :angry:

[Thor]

The entire Evil Dead series sucks, but it is very entertaining to watch.

Amazon Women on the Moon is a bad movie, but it is also hilarious.

Rumble in the Bronx is probably the worst/best movie I have seen in a long time. It sucks so much that it is atually entertaining.

[MaCkCiTy]

The entire Evil Dead series sucks, but it is very entertaining to watch.

Amazon Women on the Moon is a bad movie, but it is also hilarious.

Rumble in the Bronx is probably the worst/best movie I have seen in a long time. It sucks so much that it is atually entertaining.
OMG how can you hate Jackie Chan movies honestly :eek:

Heres another potentially good movie poorly executed

"the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"

Absolubtly WOEFUL nuff said

[chorbalan]

[QUOTE=MaCkCiTy
The Pledge

Jack Nicholson is detective Jerry Black, a respected and well-liked veteran of the Reno police force retiring to a life of angling with more than a little apprehension. Thus he jumps into a murder case, the slaying of a little girl, a mere six hours from retirement and makes a promise to the grieving mother to catch the killer. As his partner (an effectively abrasive Aaron Eckhart) squeezes a confession out of the severely mentally handicapped suspect (a thoroughly unsettling performance by Benicio Del Toro), Jerry is convinced that they've got the wrong man.

Maybe I just didnt get it? It seemed to have gotten good reveiws on the net...[/QUOTE]

Probably I loved the Pledge, expecially since it didn't have a shitty happy ending. I also found the whole movie to be done very believably.

[oliv_da_skinmasher]

'In Love With An Alien' rubbish film apart from the big trucker guy he's cool but don't watch it unless your really pissed :chug:

[Thor]

OMG how can you hate Jackie Chan movies honestly :eek:

Heres another potentially good movie poorly executed

"the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"

Absolubtly WOEFUL nuff said
I didn't say that I hate Jackie Chan movies. I actually like them. All I was saying was that the quality of the movies isn't exactly top notch.

[thedeadwalk!]

Killjoy

When a black youth in the hood has his heart broken, who does he turn to for help? Answer: why the demonic clown god Killjoy. Now, the girl of his dreams, her friends, and her boyfriend's friends have the fight of their life in their tough as nails city, and Killjoy's own hellish funhouse. Terrible acting and scriptwriting abound in this crapfest!

Honorable Mentions:

Bartleby
the Million Dollar Hotel
Killjoy 2
Despiser
Gosford Park

[Heavens Night]

Squirm

It was a horror movie from the 70's about worms. It was terrible, just like all movies that feature bugs of some sort.

[forthepeopleofthesun]

Elephant.

:vomit:

I had post explaining why, I'll see if I can find it.

[Mister_Che]

Bah! You fools have witnessed nothing. The ORIGINAL Batman live action movie is horrible. I'm talking about he Adam West Batman. Purely disgusting. Oh and Terror Toons.

[Deth]

The Adam West Batman hilarious. I bought the DVD for $5 and love it.

I hated Alien 3.

[Kif]

American Psycho 2: All American Girl

Featuring the girl from That 70's Show, William Shatner and a handful of the most random killings in the horror business. Complete turd which should only be watched as a comedy

[Turkish]

American Psycho 2: All American Girl

Featuring the girl from That 70's Show, William Shatner and a handful of the most random killings in the horror business. Complete turd which should only be watched as a comedy


i totally agree with that

[Kif]

That movie is my punishment for staying up until 1 in the morning channelflicking after World Poker Tour

[Mister_Che]

The Adam West Batman hilarious. I bought the DVD for $5 and love it.

I hated Alien 3.

$5? You were ripped off good sir. :smash:

[PumaPride77]

Elephant.

:vomit:

I had post explaining why, I'll see if I can find it.

Dude that's exactly what i thought when i saw this thread.

[Dinosaur_vs_Robot]

It seems to me that the worst films are nearly always horror movies, does anyone else find this?

I saw this in a blockbuster in America: the granny - http://imdb.com/title/tt0113210/

How can anyone take that seriously? Especially with a tagline like this:Being Granny's Favorite Can Be Murder!

[Heavens Night]

Dude that's exactly what i thought when i saw this thread.
Yea, my friends said that movie was bad too.

[Agitated_Barry]

Hellboy - Nazis, monsters and Rasputin do not mix well.

[Kif]

It seems to me that the worst films are nearly always horror movies, does anyone else find this?

I saw this in a blockbuster in America: the granny - http://imdb.com/title/tt0113210/

How can anyone take that seriously? Especially with a tagline like this:Being Granny's Favorite Can Be Murder!
Haha we rented that ages ago for a sleepover when I was in Year 7 I think. Pretty pathetic movie

[MindRiotOpiate]

Boogeyman
Wtf..
the use of "CRAZY FLASHING IMAGES+HIGH PITCHED NOISES" was just overkilled. Plus the story was just.. huh?

[TheBouncingSoul]

I actully love watching horrible movies for comedy. Just like Mystery Science Theatre. I loved that show so much.

I got a great movie for comedy/horror. Stephen Kings "IT"

EDIT: ITs actully a mini-series.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Nobody mentioned Street Fighter yet?

Someone has now. Now lets never speak of it again

[Kurtz]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned You Got Served yet.

[Scott Herren]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Classic Wood scenes that go from day to night and back again. Horrible acting, flying saucers made out of hubcaps, props falling over, etc. This is the greatest bad movie of all time.

[Illmatic]

Pearl Harbor comes to mind. I don't think I've ever cringed this much at a movie before.

Yes, Plan 9 From Outer Space was bad, but it was amateur bad. Laughable bad. It had no expectations and no budget. Pearl Harbor, on the other hand, was expected to be GOOD by the people they made it. They invested hundreds of millions of dollars and countless months (if not years) of effort into what they felt was a top product. This was professional bad. Unwatchable bad.

Remember The Titans, too. They took a promising concept and made it absolutely, positively one of the most cheesy movies of all time. Maybe it works for non-sports fans, but as a football fan

(SPOILERS)

I was infuriated beyond belief by the state championship in the end. So the coach on the other team has the ball and the lead with about ten seconds left in the game, and instead of kneeling chooses to run one last play, which the Titans predictably force and recover a fumble on. Then, at their own 25 yard line, they run a double-reverse with the quarterback as the lead blocker and SOMEHOW they manage to score a 75 yard touchdown with no time left to end the game. And then as the team is celebrating, Denzel Washington's character goes up to the white coach he replaced--and, mind you, these two resented each other throughout the entire movie--and says "You're a Hall of Famer in my book!" Unbelievable. All that was missing was the crippled player jumping out of the hospital bed and shouting "I can walk! I can walk!" Utterly insipid drivel.

/end rant

[Earache]

that one werewolf movie with gene hackman, i cant remember the name, i was expecting this movie to be more like underworld, not the league of extrodinary gentlemen...

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Gigli

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

Napoleon Dynamite makes my list

[Lionheart1827]

Aliens vs Predator
The Hulk
Street Fighter
Anything with janine garafalow and ice cube(except for Friday). :smash:

[Against Miik!]

The Grudge or Frogs

[IcemanCDF]

"Just Married" was pretty disappointing. And you can't go wrong with an old Godzilla movie.

[The Profit of Maine]

On IMDB, Manos Hands of Fate is rated the worst. Or was a few weeks ago. My girlfriend says it is amazingly terrible. Not really sure.

And From Justin to Kelly is rated a close second for worst movie on IMDB. Then again, they don't consider under 2,000 votes or something.

[Dog]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Classic Wood scenes that go from day to night and back again. Horrible acting, flying saucers made out of hubcaps, props falling over, etc. This is the greatest bad movie of all time.
That's what came to my mind when i saw this thread. I saw it a couple of years ago and laughed through the whole thing.

[EightMilesHigh]

A Cinderella Story. My god, Hilary Duff is annoying as hell. Just die already.


Also, I can't remember the name, but there was this one godawful movie I saw at about 3 in the morning a while ago. It was about a group of friends who go fishing in the Carribean, and get sucked into the Bermuda Triangle. They find this huuuuuuuge empty cruise ship, so of course they board it.


So, yeah, It was a ship where a bunch of people died a hundred years ago, ship makes people go crazy, demons, spirits, blah blah blah, it was ****. Anyone know the title of that one?

The Grinch. No contest. I had the misfortune to go see it in the cinema a few years ago. I wish I could get those 2 hours of my life back. :angry:

Goddamn that was bad :lol:

[Illmatic]

Also, I can't remember the name, but there was this one godawful movie I saw at about 3 in the morning a while ago. It was about a group of friends who go fishing in the Carribean, and get sucked into the Bermuda Triangle. They find this huuuuuuuge empty cruise ship, so of course they board it.


So, yeah, It was a ship where a bunch of people died a hundred years ago, ship makes people go crazy, demons, spirits, blah blah blah, it was ****. Anyone know the title of that one?

That was Ghost Ship, I think.

And why did you see A Cinderella Story?

[EightMilesHigh]

That was Ghost Ship, I think.

And why did you see A Cinderella Story?

That wasn't the movie, sorry. As for Cinderella Story......just, don't ask:(.

[Bartender]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Classic Wood scenes that go from day to night and back again. Horrible acting, flying saucers made out of hubcaps, props falling over, etc. This is the greatest bad movie of all time.

I was hoping no one would say this. It's a great film.

There are different types of bad movies - you get B-movies, which are designed to be 'bad', but in a thoroughly enjoyable way. There are plenty of them around which kick ***.

Then on the other hand, you get films which are just shite. My vote personally goes to Signs, with Unbreakable coming a very close second.

[OperationWalrus]

Battle Royale 2. They made it too global instead of just killing for the sake of it.

[Evil Clown Liquor]

On IMDB, Manos Hands of Fate is rated the worst. Or was a few weeks ago. My girlfriend says it is amazingly terrible. Not really sure.

And From Justin to Kelly is rated a close second for worst movie on IMDB. Then again, they don't consider under 2,000 votes or something.


Those movies don't really count, as most of the people who've "seen" those films only saw the MST3K version, which instantly raises the enjoyment level one hundred fold.

As for worst movie I've ever seen, that would take some time for me to think about. Some candidates would be Wing Commander, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Alone In The Dark, Revenge Of The Dead (...dear God), and Elves.

NOTE: Plan 9 is not the worst movie ever. That movie is extremely enjoyable on a certain level.

[Kaden]

Moulin Rouge.

A bunch of faggots dance around in the 1800's singing Nirvana songs, and generally not making sense.

[Kif]

I'd also rate White Chicks, Tomb Raider, Fear Dot Com and Jeepers Creepers 2 up there as well

[jeffro]

The Beverly hillbillys movie. My god that was so horrible it made my eyes bleed.

[Scott Herren]

I wouldn't recommend a movie that wasn't enjoyable. Plan 9 is enjoyable, but it is really really bad, and that is what makes it enjoyable because it isn't trying to be good.

[Ledmetalicbeatle]

Aliens vs Predator
The Hulk
Street Fighter
Anything with janine garafalow and ice cube(except for Friday). :smash:
what about boyz n the hood and three kings?
Movies I hate

Howard the Duck, it was a good laugh though

21 Grams, probably going to get flamed for this but its a piece of crap movie I don't care how many people say they "liked" it

Any thing Spike Lee makes his characters all act like racist morons espically in Do the Right Thing the only smart person was the dad who owned the pizza shop.

Also any horror movie remake.

[EightMilesHigh]

Meet The Parents, all American Pie films, Gangs Of new York, and just about every National Lampoon film after 1990.

[Ledmetalicbeatle]

Meet The Parents, all American Pie films, Gangs Of new York, and just about every National Lampoon film after 1990.
Finally someone else that hates meet the parents I forgot to put that on my list.

[DrummerFreakYo]

the worst movie is the lizzie mcgwire movie

[Mcpheely]

Napoleon Dynamite (Don't care if spelt uncorrect)

[ef drummer 89]

The Village

Fear Dot Com... theres no point to that movie, except to show off how gross and gruesome special effects can make things look

[Katana]

Hellboy - Nazis, monsters and Rasputin do not mix well.

That movie was god**** horrible. That an Alien vs Predator; horrible, horrible acting, reliance on riced-out special effects, stylistic violence, etc.

In Hellboy, when you kill those demented dog things and they multiply; how would blowing them up make any difference as to if they multiply or not? It's so gay.

Alien vs Predator could've been the best movie ever, but it was about as entertaining as a man-on-alien porno.

[Katana]

Napoleon Dynamite (Don't care if spelt uncorrect)

Overrated, but not the worst ever. my .02

[Mcpheely]

Overrated, but not the worst ever. my .02

Yah, I guess it isn't that bad, but everyone does lame impressions from the movie all the time and it gets old fast.

[Kwash2]

Killjoy

When a black youth in the hood has his heart broken, who does he turn to for help? Answer: why the demonic clown god Killjoy. Now, the girl of his dreams, her friends, and her boyfriend's friends have the fight of their life in their tough as nails city, and Killjoy's own hellish funhouse. Terrible acting and scriptwriting abound in this crapfest!

Honorable Mentions:

Bartleby
the Million Dollar Hotel
Killjoy 2
Despiser
Gosford Park
I saw that!

THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Oh god, I spent the whole movie waiting for the chick to get naked, but NOTHING.

[Kwash2]

Alien vs Predator could've been the best movie ever, but it was about as entertaining as a man-on-alien porno.
You're telling me you wouldn't watch that?

[lemons]

Deep Rising. Hooooooooly crap. Also, Van Helsing. What a waste of money.

[leiferikson]

I cant remember the name but it was some film where they inexplicably used CGI to show a car pulling up to a house. It also had US Marshals in it and there headquarters were clearly the director's mum's house complete with flowery curtains and everything. Man I need to find out which film this was!

[Evil Clown Liquor]

Yah, I guess it isn't that bad, but everyone does lame impressions from the movie all the time and it gets old fast.

The fans are much more annoying than the actual movie.

[Nimrod4154]

House of 1000 corpses was a waste of money. rob zombie should not aspire to make movies anymore.
Dude that movie was pointless but its funny how hard they made it try to look scary


Im gonna have to go with The Grudge.

Can we please stop making these same PG-13 horrible horror movies with nothing but suspense. White Noise sucked too. Too much time spent in front of stupid TVs and it did not explain the plot.