Double James on the Rocks

[TAND]

have fun. :thumb:

[jonesi1992]

i just listened to no use for a names new mp3, i dont like as much as they earlier stuff

[TAND]

I don't really like them at all if that helps.

[jonesi1992]

well tis new track has put me off them a lot

[Dead Star]

So ladies, I just bought a dart board. :cool:

[Unbreakable]

So ladies, I just bought a dart board. :cool:

Good job wasting your money.

[Dead Star]

I feel it was worth £7.

[Unbreakable]

Oh well, at least it was cheap.

[slug]

Darts = Fun

[Dead Star]

Yeah.

I hate Goofballs.. On KoL never ever take them. 100 adventures of half stats du to goofball withdrawal.

[Unbreakable]

Yeah.

I hate Goofballs.. On KoL never ever take them. 100 adventures of half stats du to goofball withdrawal.

:lol: I made that mistake before. I ate several bottles of them and was screwed over for quite a while as a result.

[slug]

:lol:

My friend took those and he was telling me about it the other day. He was like "Don't take the goofballs! They're like crack!"

[Dead Star]

Whats everyone KoL usernames?

Me = Gimpfeet.

:cool:

[slug]

Spencerrrrr reporting.

[Tjebby]

Tjebby

[Dead Star]

We should form an MX clan.

[slug]

We should. You have to be level 7 to make one though, don't you?

[Dead Star]

Yeah, get the Kifinator to do it.

[Tjebby]

I don't even know how to level up... How do you gain Mysticality?

[Dead Star]

Just fight random things. I was at Cobbs Knob for a while.

I have 15 mysticality now. Although those frigging goofballs bring it down to 9.

[Tjebby]

Oh alright, and whats the deal with adventures? Do you only get a certain number?

[slug]

Yeah, get the Kifinator to do it.
Good idea.


Spencerrrrr
Level 3
Parsley Enchanter

Muscle: 8
Mysticality: 12
Moxie: 6

HP: 11 / 11
MP: 18 / 18

Meat: 1,286

I'm a Sauceror.

[slug]

Oh alright, and whats the deal with adventures? Do you only get a certain number?
Yeah. It's the number under the hourglass.

[Unbreakable]

My friend took those and he was telling me about it the other day. He was like "Don't take the goofballs! They're like crack!"

Bwahahaha

Whats everyone KoL usernames?

Renaissance

Yeah, get the Kifinator to do it.

I like this idea. I'd make it, but I don't have enough money to pimp it out.

[slug]

Oh hey. It's Jared.

[Unbreakable]

Yeah, it's me.

[slug]

Level 4 Sage Sage. :cool:

Gad! I need some bowls of cottage cheese, but people sell them at outrageous prices. :mad:

[Unbreakable]

I listened to Tenacious D today for the first time in ages and now I'm hooked again.

[Tjebby]

What do I do with the Familar Gro and the Mosquito?

[slug]

Do you have the Familar-Gro Terrarium?

[Tjebby]

yeah...

[chumpradio]

I listened to Tenacious D today for the first time in ages and now I'm hooked again.
I was listening to them last night at a friends, and I ended up going home, watching their DVD (both discs), and then learning Wonderboy on guitar.
I can't wait for their film to be released, and their new album.

[slug]

Go to your inventory and use it. It will say that you put it at your campground. Then use the mosquito larva and it will go into the terrarium. Go to the campground and you will see the terrarium there. You can go to it and get the mosquito, which will go into battle with you and suck health out of your enemies and give it to you every once in a while.

[Tjebby]

Okay, thanks.

[slug]

Geeze. I'm out of adventures already.

[Tjebby]

Spooky Mushrooms and Cottage Cheese. They helped me...

[Unbreakable]

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:

"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whipped tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Ay you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, yea, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' song the greatest song in the world.

Hohhohahhahh
Fli Tugigugigup Gi Fligufligugigup Uh Fligugigup Uh Di Oh Gugugup Gi Fligufligugigugi Fligugipgup Ah Fliguwamanama Lucifer

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

God found it! Really I found the best mutha****a to run the show!
All right! All right!

[slug]

Spooky Mushrooms and Cottage Cheese. They helped me...
I was thinking that the Spooky Mushrooms were poisonous, but I guess they aren't. Thanks.

/me eats spooky mushrooms

[Unbreakable]

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his guts!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Feels like a Sunday but is Saturday...

[Understanding In a Crash]

FIREFLIES ILLUMINATE YOUR EYES!

[cbmartinez]

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the ****ing kitchen!

[TAND]

Oh BURn!

[Understanding In a Crash]

My turtle was sleeping and I turned Finch on and he started to skank.

[TAND]

My turtle was sleeping and I turned Finch on and he started to skank.
You have a turtle! And you can't really skank to finch.

[Understanding In a Crash]

I do have a turtle, he rocks because he likes to smash glass with shell.

[TAND]

Hah, put on some Poison The Well or something of the sort, and see if he throws it down in his shell.

[guns_of_brixton]

I once saw a turtle sitting by a tree next to a busy intersection.

[Dead Star]

/Back

Does KoL cost anything?

[slug]

My friend hit a turtle when he was skateboarding.

[slug]

/Back

Does KoL cost anything?
Yeah. $5 a month. Not that bad.

[Dead Star]

Oh Shi...

How do you pay exactly?

[slug]

PayPal.

[Dead Star]

Hmm, seems like I'm only gonna be on there for my 1st month.

[slug]

Don't quit. It's free. I would have lead you on for longer, but I have no idea how PayPal works, so I wouldn't know what I'm talking about. :p

[Dead Star]

You dastard. :p

Ha, Level 4 Sage Sage. :cool:

[slug]

Sage Sages unite. :cool:

[Dead Star]

I would play it now, but the Goofball withdrawal is annoying me.

[Tjebby]

aww I picked a saucer guy. I got mad, and quit, becuase i died twice.

[slug]

Saucerors = :cool:

If you die, and get beat up, go to your campground and heal yourself and your stats will go back to normal after you do it 3 times.

I think I might not play for 3-4 days just so I can have tons of adventures because I run out of them so fast and get bored with it.

[Dead Star]

I didn't know your adventures went back after a day.

/Played for 8 days.

[slug]

Where's Kiffers? We need him to start a clan.

[Dead Star]

Kiffers. :lol:

I call him the Kifinator.

[slug]

Kif calls me Spenny.

[Dead Star]

Kif doesnt know my name.

/Mike :upset:

[Tjebby]

Kif doesn't know my name either, I think only Spencer does.

[Dead Star]

Kif doesn't know my name either, I think only Spencer does.

Its Mike.

[Tjebby]

Haha, proven wrong.

[Dead Star]

Only Spence calls me by my name.

[Tjebby]

Jamie.

[Dead Star]

Yeah, but only Spence uses it.

Except Lily.

[Tjebby]

I see, I gotta go, talk to you guys later, well talk to you later Jamie. :p

[slug]

I don't know Kif's real name. I know his last name is Kendall though.

Tjebby/Lstprphtspnk = Mike
Mike Dirnt/J-Cool = Jamie
cbmartinez = Chris
CJS/Renaissance = Jared
Understanding In A Crash = Dan
Rancid Dan = Dan
Untitled = Butler (don't know his real name)
zeppelinfan2k3 = Vince
ChodaBoy/jxcstargazer = Adam
RazorsInTheNight = Adam
El Shizzy = Dustin
Black Ink = Mark
hey, you're not cory! = Michael
Puma = Kevin
my velcro shoes = Heather
RissaPoodle = Rissa
poprocks&coke = Lily
firecrackercheese = Laura
thisis sceneSUICIDE = Cady
PDWAB = Joel
ColdFire = Ric
Fabz = Fabrice

That's most of them. There's a few I still don't know.

[Untitled]

I use it ocasionaly.

[Dead Star]

I think Kifs name is Ric, and Butlers first name is Antony.

[Untitled]

Spence, my real name is Butler, well sername.

I think Kifs name is Richard.

[Understanding In a Crash]

I don't think Kif know's his real name :thumb:

[Dead Star]

Level 5 Rosemary Diviner :cool:

[slug]

Level 5 Rosemary Diviner :cool:
wtf m8 howd u do dat sew fazt did u uz pecial itemz?!?!11!1?

[Dead Star]

Gourd Potion :cool:

[slug]

I have one of those.

/me starts up KoL

[slug]

w00t

I gained 51 mysteriousness.

[Dead Star]

I used 3.

20 Magiacness.

[slug]

Did you trade in a bunch of can lids?

[Dead Star]

Gimpfeet
Level 5
Rosemary Diviner

Muscle: 9
Mysticality: 20
Moxie: 5
Tipsiness: 3

Hp: 12 / 12
Mp: 30 / 30

Meat: 828

[Dead Star]

Did you trade in a bunch of can lids?

Yeah, I'm looking for 8 now.

[Untitled]

Ha ha ha, i fuking love doctor who. All week theyve been counting down to the last episode of the series, and it was on like a hour ago. Then a doctor Who advert came on, and i thaught "ohhh, there must be a making of, program or something" then at the end it said "doctor who, countdown till christmas" cause the new series starts then.

[Dead Star]

Oh Fudgepackers.

I missed Dr Who.

[Dead Star]

Thread = Dead

[slug]

w00t. I'm going to a show. :D

I have no idea who is playing either.

[Dead Star]

Tonight?

[slug]

Yeah. It started at noon (3:18 right now) and the last band goes on at 10. My friend's picking me up in a few minutes.

It's called the "Screw The Warped Tour Show."

[Dead Star]

Cool. Its 9:22 here, Have fun Spence. :thumb:


EDIT- I've just realised none of my mates have turned up tonight :(

[cbmartinez]

I'm going to a localshow too. Clover Hill is playing. :)

[slug]

I'd rather go see Clover Hill than this show. :(

[cbmartinez]

Hahaha, Clover Hill is going to be so good.

[cbmartinez]

These are the words that escape from our lungs, rupture the wall, built around my heart!

[Untitled]

I have a headache, i was out in the sun to long. Its to warm and sweety too.

[Tjebby]

Its really hot in my Computer room. I wonder if I should open the windows.

[Dead Star]

Lolzers.

Its pretty mildish here.

[Tjebby]

lucky you.

[cbmartinez]

They stole from all us and put the sex on the radio.

[Surtr]

It's rainy and cold and damp here. It's really 'kin stupid weather..

[Tjebby]

its great weather, just a tad bit to hot.

[Dead Star]

Sorry but I had to do this:

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radio-active sites
Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?
Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes, I have no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of fast food nation
I'm wearing a couple of shoes 'cause of globalization
I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath-mints 'cause their from de-hoofed horses
Now I can't believe; what an absolute failure
The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
Where can we go, Franco Un-American

I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another 'I-don't-care-ican'
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American

[Tjebby]

I only have like 7 adventures left...

[Tjebby]

I love that song. The lyrics are so funny.

[Dead Star]

I've been listening to it for the past half hour.

[Dead Star]

Its still light outside. Jeez

[Tjebby]

In Scotland, its what time?

[Untitled]

Its still light outside. Jeez
No its not....

[tsl_ste]

for 11:38, i gotta say it should be dark all over the UK.

[Untitled]

It is in sunny manchester.

woo the f1 is on. they played greenday, american idiot at the begining of the show, prusumably because its in america.

[tsl_ste]

ha.

take that you american sucm!!! :angry:

[Unbreakable]

Remodeled (http://www.myspace.com/jkel/).

[Unbreakable]

ha.

take that you american sucm!!! :angry:

Oh no, a pop-punk song about idiot Americans written by an American. That wasn't a corporate ploy. :rolleyes:

Please try again.

[Understanding In a Crash]

The Hair On The Back Of Your Neck Stands!

[tsl_ste]

Oh no, a pop-punk song about idiot Americans written by an American. That wasn't a corporate ploy. :rolleyes:

Please try again.
i got tweh pwned.

:lol:

[Unbreakable]

i got tweh pwned.

:lol:

It was mingled with a touch of love, though.

[jcxstargazer]

Love.
Love changes everything

[Untitled]

I love how kimi raikkonen talk, because he's finish, he never says things right. He always says "i think so we will have a good race" insted of "i think we will...." ha ha.

[Untitled]

System of a down, live is on channel 4. Its recent to. Right now there playing BOYB. they dont sound bad live, even though im sick of this song.

[tsl_ste]

suoer mario bros = worst.movie.ever.

[Tjebby]

I liked it when I was five. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle is a funny movie. But I think the best movie ever is Boondock Saints or Biodome. Eurotrip is up there to.

[Untitled]

Most thing mario releted suck, apart from the origonal game boy games, and mario kart. But seriously a plumber?

[Unbreakable]

Most thing mario releted suck, apart from the origonal game boy games, and mario kart. But seriously a plumber?

:-\ Original Gameboy games? Mario debuted on the Atari and in the arcade in the old Donkey Kong barrel jumping game and then made his solo appearance on the NES. Gameboy came much, much later.

[Untitled]

Maybe so, but i prefer the origonal ones on the game boy. Admited i never played the Ateri or arcade one, but the origonal ones for the gameboy pwn the rest.

[Tjebby]

Meh, I love alot of the mario games. But some are dumb. Like Mario Party and Super Smash Brothers.

[Untitled]

Im gonna go bed, but i can see me having a sleepless hot sweety night

Good bye thread.

[Tjebby]

Bye Butler.

[PDWAB]

Oh good, no one to yell at me for not being here.

/goes back to iPod

[Understanding In a Crash]

But let's pray for this suicide and all these pictures falling down around me.

[Permanent Solution]

Oh good, no one to yell at me for not being here.

/goes back to iPod
Hi sweetie.

[Ganondorf]

My main account's been deleted :(:(:(

MX is a ****ing crock of ****

[Ganondorf]

errm yeah, Rancid Dan's account has also been deleted.

I know it's not the Pit Gambling thingy, seeing as that was supposed to only be a banning, not a whole account deletion thread.

[thisis sceneSUICIDE]

I feel so freaking hardcore.

I spent 2 days in the mountains...Hiked about 15 miles altogether...

Climbed/rappelled a few cliffs, the highest was 150 feet.

Wow. But now I can't sleep...

How is everyone?

[Permanent Solution]

I love the mountains.

Ganondorf...that sucks.

[Kif]

Dammit Jelle owes me rep

*turns into Hulk*

[Untitled]

Darn, its to warm, like yestoday. Im eating pop-corn, and all of the caramel is melting and getting sticky and stuff.

[Kif]

I had 3 Mini Calippos yesterday, that's how hot it is!

NP: Unwritten Law - F.I.G.H.T.

I love this song :D

[Untitled]

I think i might go get a sun lolly.

[Kif]

Yesterday was pretty good. Foo Fighters were live on MTV at 6 in the afternoon, and they said "****". Earliest I've ever heard that word on TV

Also Beverly Hills Cop was on, which has the most awesome soundtrack ever! I was gonna play Burnout 3 or Halo 2 but never got round to it. It's boiling in my room so I might go downstairs and play one now. Dunno yet

[Untitled]

Ive heard sh!t be said lots of times before 6 o clock now. I think the british censors are starting to get less botherd and accepting swearing more on TV.

My room is tiny and red hot, i need to go morrisons in a minute, thatll get me out of the house for an hour.

Im watching the Hollyoaks omibus, this show is so funny, i never realesed untill this morning.

[Kif]

I'd watch it but the sign language person is on it and that just annoys me.

My room is so hot as well, my window is wide open and the door is open too.

NP: The Offspring - Defy You

Bah, I'm having a random music breakdown where I can't decide on an album to listen to all the way through! Stupid 27GB of music!

[Untitled]

Ha ha, im in the loft, i have my door open leading onto the stairs, the door into my brothers room, his window. Then i have the bathroom door and window open, and my other brothers door and window open so the air can circlulate up. It seems to be working, its not as warm up hear as it was yestoday. I also have to fans on. one on my desk going right into my face, and the other on my amp at the end of my bed.

[Kif]

Bah, I'm gonna be downstairs later since the sun shines directly onto me and the computer about 5PM

I've got Emanuel on. It's a bit of a summer album I suppose

"Well tell your sister she's a... BITCH!"

[Untitled]

Nah, i prefer to tell her shes a scenster, its fun.

Sister - "can i go on the pc?"
Me - "no"
Sister "um, why?"
Me - "'cause your a fuking scenster"
sister - :rolleyes:

[Kif]

I called my friend a scenester the other day, and he said "lol". Then I blocked him and haven't spoken to him since

I want a lolly

brb lol (http://www.uglypeople.co.uk/uglypeople/gallery/brb_lol.jpg)

[Unbreakable]

Ugh, my mile this morning was 8:32 - two seconds too slow for the army guidelines. I have to keep working all this week so I can take my PT and pass.

EDIT: Oh, good morning everyone. It's a lovely and cold Sunday morning at 6:30am and I've been up since 5am. Yay.

[Untitled]

2 seconds out? Harsh.

And dont talk about cold. Id die to be cool atm.

[Kif]

I'd say it isn't that bad over here, but I don't wanna jinx anything

I updated the recommendations with 4 summer pop-punk bands

[Unbreakable]

2 seconds out? Harsh.

I'll get it tomorrow.

And dont talk about cold. Id die to be cool atm.

See, it's supposed to be summer over here. It's the end of June and you know what? It's still 60 degrees and raining every day. I hate Oregon.

[Unbreakable]

Oh good god.. when mx changed to the new server yesterday or whenever, anyone who was banned had their accounts deleted via a glitch. My account.. is gone :upset:

[Untitled]

Yeah, that suck, im happy i didnt play now, i was going too.

[Tjebby]

Sucks for you guys that wanted your old accounts back. :p

[Unbreakable]

Sucks for you guys that wanted your old accounts back. :p

I was only on a temp. I was getting my account back in 6 days. :(

[Permanent Solution]

Good thing i wasn't banned :cool:

[Untitled]

I think its starting to thunder.

[D@n]

OMG, duke of edinburgh was so gay, i'm so tired. 18 1/2 kilometres, get to sleep at 5:00am and wake up at 6:00am.
I feel like ****

And wtf, as if my account has been deleted, that has pissed me off !

[Untitled]

YESSSS

Its thundering, its fork lightening, its just starting to piss it down and the wind has picked up. I was outside, it felt so nice compared to the past to days.

[jcxstargazer]

Its really coming down now

[Untitled]

Oh aye, im loving it. I wont be all uncomfertable to watch the f1 now.

speeking of f1.

Old school avator ++

[Gnarmageddon]

So I guess my old account has been un-banned early. :D

[ChodaBoy]

This rain means I have no Sky (satellite tv to foreign people)

[Gnarmageddon]

Yesterday my friends and I couldn't find the show that we were supposed to go to, so we went to Taco Bell and the park instead. We stayed at the park until 11.

[Untitled]

This rain means I have no Sky (satellite tv to foreign people)
Pro of NTL. All the digital wires are underground.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Kif :upset:

[Dead Star]

S'up Thread?

[Gnarmageddon]

Hey Jamie.

w00t. I just figured out my voicemail on my new cell phone. :D

[Dead Star]

How long have you had it Spence?

And has Kif done anything about the KoL clan?

[Untitled]

Press 901? thats what it usualy is.

Controvershall f1 race. All americas fault for having stupid race tracks.

[Dead Star]

Yeah, I don't see a Grand Prix happening today.

[Untitled]

If the americans didnt have such stupid tracks, there would be, but there indy cars dont want to brake and they have 9degree banking fuking f1 tyres up.

[Understanding In a Crash]

By mistake I left dawnmarie.com open and my mom saw it and asked me what I was doing :upset:

[Dead Star]

Avatar++ (Butler)

And thos **** Americans.

[Gnarmageddon]

How long have you had it Spence?
About a week. The cell phone that is. But I haven't even told anyone my number, so I don't know why I'm so excited.

Press 901? thats what it usualy is.
*86, then #my code#. Then I can access all my voice mails. To make the message, I had to do some weird thing through the home phone.

[Untitled]

Ha ha, thats pretty complex, we can just press 901 and viocemail comes on.

And why are they called cell phones? that sounds silly.

[Gnarmageddon]

I think cellular means mobile.

[Dead Star]

Mobile phone sounds better.

[Untitled]

I fugured it of cells meaning battery, 'cause in science and stuff a cell is a battery. Mobiles better though, because there, well mobile.

[Kif]

By mistake I left dawnmarie.com open and my mom saw it and asked me what I was doing :upset:
Who's Dawn Marie?

Anyway, haha!

NP: Unwritten Law - Get Up

[Dead Star]

Kif, On Kol, what level are you?

[Gnarmageddon]

Who's Dawn Marie?

Anyway, haha!
I'm guessing it's porn. :lol:

[Kif]

Kif, On Kol, what level are you?
19
I'm guessing it's porn. :lol:
I figured as such :rolleyes:

[Kif]

Kill me quickly

Hilary Duff is readying her first greatest hits collection (what the ****?) and has enlisted the aid of her current boyfriend Joel Madden (what the **** #2?). The Good Charlotte lad will be co-writing (the only song worse than Duff's) and co-producing tracks for the record. In addition to Madden, his brother and fellow GC compatriot, Benji is scheduled to take part in the album, as well as John Feldman from Goldfinger! (what the **** #3?).

[Dead Star]

So, Kif.

You could create an MX clan?

[Kif]

I suppose so... nothing else to do...

/me makes

[Dead Star]

Imaginary rep++

Kifyoudaman.

[Unbreakable]

I suppose so... nothing else to do...

/me makes

Sexcellent. I'll join.

[Kif]

The MX Clan!!1!1one

I'm putting in loads of furniture so you can gain stat points and adventures and stuff

[Gnarmageddon]

Yay!

/me gets items

So is "The MX Clan!!1!1one" the exact name?

[Dead Star]

/Joins

[Kif]

Yes, I c+p'd it

[Untitled]

Wow, 6 cars started, all of th eothers pitted on the parade lap, pittyfull :(

[Kif]

So is Mike gimpfeet?

[Dead Star]

This is poor.

:(

[Gnarmageddon]

:lol:

/me joins
/me donates 200 meat

[Dead Star]

Yeah, I'm Gimpfeet.

[Unbreakable]

I joined. :cool:

[Kif]

I joined. :cool:
You're Jared?!

[Untitled]

Half the crowd half left, and the remainder have started to through bottles are the crowd.

Im going out to the pub, no point in watching the race. Bye.

[jonesi1992]

hello all

[Unbreakable]

You're Jared?!

Haha yes.

I just donated 500 meat and I'm donating every item I have that I don't need.

[Dead Star]

I love the gym.

12 muscle :cool:

[Dead Star]

/Also donated 500 meat

[Kif]

I'll donate items I don't need in a minute, jeez this is going to take ages

[Unbreakable]

I'll donate items I don't need in a minute, jeez this is going to take ages

Tell me about it. I'm only into the B's.

[jonesi1992]

wot u guys on bout?

[Unbreakable]

I just donated my hellion cubes. I was going to sell those. That's how much I love this clan already.

[Dead Star]

What are hellion cubes anyway?

[Unbreakable]

What are hellion cubes anyway?

They're used to make Hell Ramen. Hell Ramen gives an average of 25 turns plus major stat boosts and extra meat whenever it's eaten.

[billiejoe84]

Well, today and yesterday have been absolutely terrible, weather-wise. I haven't experienced heat and humidity like this since I went to Florida. The worst thing was playing football at 4pm yesterday. Everyone was so unfit and we all wanted to die after about 10 minutes. Then I took my shirt off and lay on some grass in the shade, only to get up and find I had loads of bites on my back!


And today I have to go to work. At least there's a thunderstorm going on so hopefully nobody will come to the pub.

[D@n]

Argh, i just slept for two hours and i feel horrible, my body clock is completley f'ucked..

I'm also gutted i don't have my old account...

[Kif]

They're used to make Hell Ramen. Hell Ramen gives an average of 25 turns plus major stat boosts and extra meat whenever it's eaten.
I never got into eating Hell Ramens. Usually I have some abominable snowcones which give about 25-30 once I am full, then grog until I am 15 drunk. That gives about 60 advenutres I think

Which I usually spend at the Arena at the moment, stupid trophy.

[jonesi1992]

right wot r u guys on about , ive guessed its a game or somat

[Unbreakable]

I never got into eating Hell Ramens. Usually I have some abominable snowcones which give about 25-30 once I am full, then grog until I am 15 drunk. That gives about 60 advenutres I think

Which I usually spend at the Arena at the moment, stupid trophy.

I eat Hell Ramens whenever I can afford them. I usually have to sell off a few chef's hats or razor-sharp can lids first, but it's worth it. You can only eat two Hell Ramens per day, but those two give you close to 70 turns if you're lucky, plus you're guaranteed at least one stat point jump per attribute.

[Dead Star]

Can anyone sned me a tomato, or some asparagus?

/Out of adventures. :upset:

[Kif]

I eat Hell Ramens whenever I can afford them. I usually have to sell off a few chef's hats or razor-sharp can lids first, but it's worth it. You can only eat two Hell Ramens per day, but those two give you close to 70 turns if you're lucky, plus you're guaranteed at least one stat point jump per attribute.
Hummm, maybe I should invest in these more

When I ascend, I am so turning into a Pastamancer so I can make Hell Ramens.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

Let's see.

[billiejoe84]

I would love it if I had an inkling what you guys were on about.

[Kif]

right wot r u guys on about , ive guessed its a game or somat
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/

Sign up now

[Angry Balled Fists!]

oh shi...

oh well, back to the beggining

[billiejoe84]

Let's see.

omg n00b alert

[Kif]

I just donated 1264 beers to the clan, enjoy

[billiejoe84]

Wow, it's absolutely chucking it down now. I'm gonna get so wet when I walk to work.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

omg n00b alert

yup :(

I'm off to bed at 8:30 tonight...

[Dead Star]

W00tage for beer.

[Kif]

What happened this time, Dan?

[Angry Balled Fists!]

Ha, it's still stinking hot here....

What a joke D of E was, if it wasn't so hot it would have been better...

[Angry Balled Fists!]

What happened this time, Dan?

Duke Of Edinburgh practise expedition.

18 and a half km over 2 days, with such a heavy bag on, my shoulders are so bruised...
Got to sleep at 4:30 and woke up at 6:00 am....

[Unbreakable]

Hummm, maybe I should invest in these more

When I ascend, I am so turning into a Pastamancer so I can make Hell Ramens.

It takes two different classes to make Hell Ramen. It takes one class (I forget which) to make the broth and the Pastmancer can make the ramen. That's why I always end up buying them even though it's like 12,000 meat in one shot for one of them.

[Kif]

Duke Of Edinburgh practise expedition.

18 and a half km over 2 days, with such a heavy bag on, my shoulders are so bruised...
Got to sleep at 4:30 and woke up at 6:00 am....
No...

Why did you get banned again?

Jared: Good point, I might be the other one which can give you familiar boosts so I can get a 40lb familiar :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/cky2kendall/1337eek.jpg

[cbmartinez]

Clover Hill owned last night.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

No...

Why did you get banned again?

Jared: Good point, I might be the other one which can give you familiar boosts so I can get a 40lb familiar :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/cky2kendall/1337eek.jpg

I didn't.

I got banned from that stupid number game in the pit, and because of the change of servers, all banned accounts got deleted forever...

[Gnarmageddon]

Do we have to ask permission to take items from the clan?

I'm making French Toast. :cool:

[Kif]

I didn't.

I got banned from that stupid number game in the pit, and because of the change of servers, all banned accounts got deleted forever...
:lol: Pwned

Jelle got everyone good... BUT HE STILL OWES ME REP!

/me shines the Jelle-light

[billiejoe84]

Clover Hill owned last night.

I don't recognise the name, but was this a show?

I've been to quite a few small local shows lately. I just wish York had some decent bands.

[Kif]

Do we have to ask permission to take items from the clan?

I'm making French Toast. :cool:
No but it costs Karma (Which you get for giving meat/items to the clan)

[Angry Balled Fists!]

:lol: Pwned

Jelle got everyone good... BUT HE STILL OWES ME REP!

/me shines the Jelle-light

**** off, you wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you..

[cbmartinez]

I don't recognise the name, but was this a show?

I've been to quite a few small local shows lately. I just wish York had some decent bands.

Clover Hill is a local band around here. I made a thread about them a couple weeks back. Check them out, they're really incredible.

http://www.purevolume.com/cloverhill

[Unbreakable]

No but it costs Karma (Which you get for giving meat/items to the clan)

You have it set so that we're not allowed to spend any karma per day. I tried withdrawing and item and got rejected. :upset:

[billiejoe84]

Clover Hill is a local band around here. I made a thread about them a couple weeks back. Check them out, they're really incredible.

http://www.purevolume.com/cloverhill

/me downloads songs

[Kif]

You have it set so that we're not allowed to spend any karma per day. I tried withdrawing and item and got rejected. :upset:
Haha whoops, let me change it

[Kif]

**** off, you wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you..
I'm sorry, but it's like laughing at a retard falling over or something. You know it's wrong, yet it's so hard not to

I am so going to Hell for even being on this site

[Kif]

You have it set so that we're not allowed to spend any karma per day. I tried withdrawing and item and got rejected. :upset:
OK, how much Karma do you have?

[Angry Balled Fists!]

I'm sorry, but it's like laughing at a retard falling over or something. You know it's wrong, yet it's so hard not to

I am so going to Hell for even being on this site

Yeah, i know wat you mean.

I'm just really tired, snappy and pissed off.

And i have tod o it next week aswell

[Gnarmageddon]

Not so special member, eh? :mad::p

[Angry Balled Fists!]

Why isn't your account deleted ?

[Gnarmageddon]

I dunno. I guess I got un-banned early.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Jennifer Love Hewitt anyone?