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Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:13 PM
Shut ^ vince u nerd.
shut up kev u star wars h8r

jonesi1992
05-23-2005, 04:16 PM
what is wrong with star wars?

Puma
05-23-2005, 04:17 PM
star wars is teh ghey mon

I'm seeing it Saturday

Puma
05-23-2005, 04:18 PM
what is wrong with star wars?

I hate Star Wars with a passion. I hated the old ones, and Episode I and II sucked so hard it's not even funny. But, just to complete the series, I'm going to see the final one. It might be good :-/

jonesi1992
05-23-2005, 04:18 PM
well im going to play guitar, then bed or both at same time

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:19 PM
star wars is teh ghey mon

I'm seeing it Saturday
Haha, you sellout hater.

PS, usertitle.

Puma
05-23-2005, 04:20 PM
Oh you.

PS, avatar.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:21 PM
I hate Star Wars with a passion. I hated the old ones, and Episode I and II sucked so hard it's not even funny. But, just to complete the series, I'm going to see the final one. It might be good :-/
Shut up, your evil, its people like you who make me angry, and anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering....

Vince, have you seen the new Star Wars? If you thaught Yoda kicked arse in II, youve seen nothing yet.

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 04:22 PM
I thought the Yoda lisghtsaber battle in Ep II was horribly cheesy to be honest.

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:23 PM
Oh you.

PS, avatar.
Can't read.

Butler: Twice.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:24 PM
It was awesome, just odd. You saw him stagger on with his stick, then he throws it down and stars doing fancie flips and stuff, and i was like "what the hell? he needed a stick to walk a minute ago, and now he's doing more flips then all of the China gymnastics team put together"

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 04:27 PM
When Yoda walks into Palpatines/Sidious' room and makes those guys just drop, thats pure comedy

Puma
05-23-2005, 04:28 PM
I thought the Yoda lisghtsaber battle in Ep II was horribly cheesy to be honest.

Horribly cheesy is an understatement.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:28 PM
When Yoda walks into Palpatines/Sidious' room and makes those guys just drop, thats pure comedy
Ha ha, when we going watching it agian? During half term?

chips88
05-23-2005, 04:34 PM
When Yoda walks into Palpatines/Sidious' room and makes those guys just drop, thats pure comedy

way to spoil the movie faggot.

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 04:35 PM
Hahaha, I just looked at the "Why is the forum so dead recently" thread. Yeesh.

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 04:41 PM
way to spoil the movie faggot.
Yes, that one TINY bit of irrelevant information has ruined the whole film now :rolleyes:

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 04:42 PM
/rekindles British-American war

Puma
05-23-2005, 04:42 PM
I haven't seen that dead forum thread. I feel like such a stupid noob, I have absolutly no idea what goes on around here anymore.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:44 PM
/rekindles British-American war
Is that the one where you said the brits are taking over the forum etc etc...

chips88
05-23-2005, 04:45 PM
/rekindles British-American war

Ok, now, what we need to do is an internet version of the Boston Tea Party, just to show these Brits whose boss.

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 04:45 PM
Yeah, I totally owned in that thread though. You can't deny it.

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:46 PM
Padme dies Deux. So Does Mace Windu. Anakin becomes Darth Vader.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:46 PM
Ok, now, what we need to do is an internet version of the Boston Tea Party, just to show these Brits whose boss.
Leaves our tea alone.

/throws the UK Mcdonalds party :p

Jose Morhinio has the greatest acent ever...

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Padme dies Deux. So Does Mace Windu. Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
You forgot the birth of the twins.

chips88
05-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Padme dies Deux. So Does Mace Windu. Anakin becomes Darth Vader.

wow...ok...that's it....RUINED!!!!! Goddamnit Vince :smash:

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:50 PM
wow...ok...that's it....RUINED!!!!! Goddamnit Vince :smash:
That's right, I did forget the twins. Count Dooku dies too. Chancellor Palpatine is the Emperor. Anakin and Obi-Wan fight.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:52 PM
That's right, I did forget the twins. Count Dooku dies too. Chancellor Palpatine is the Emperor. Anakin and Obi-Wan fight.
All the jedi on the counsil die, but yoda and obi wan.

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:53 PM
All the jedi on the counsil die, but yoda and obi wan.
*Spolier*

Order 66 :eek:

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 04:53 PM
And the younglings

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 04:54 PM
Order 66 :eek:
What a random number he chose

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:55 PM
What a random number he chose
666, the number of the beast...

Untitled
05-23-2005, 04:55 PM
*Spolier*

Order 66 :eek:
Oh yeah, order 66, to normal people just 2 random words, but to us in the know, a whole big things, that happens :eek:

Permanent Solution
05-23-2005, 04:59 PM
I don't know...a jedi slaughter isn't that big a deal is it :p

Untitled
05-23-2005, 05:02 PM
I don't know...a jedi slaughter isn't that big a deal is it :p
Oh no, not particulary, dosnt exactly balance out the force though does it.

Dead Star
05-23-2005, 05:13 PM
You bunch of spoilers! Lolz.

:rolleyes:

Untitled
05-23-2005, 05:21 PM
I knows, me and vince told everyone everything :eek:

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 05:26 PM
A british man looks like a blow fish with male patterned baldness :D

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 05:27 PM
Moving on...

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents have called you?

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 05:34 PM
Danielle.

DON'T DENY IT ADAM! I'll rape you on myspace okay!

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 05:34 PM
Grace Elizabeth.

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 05:35 PM
Danielle.

DON'T DENY IT ADAM! I'll rape you on myspace okay!
what the secks?

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 05:43 PM
Begins baaahing like a sheep.

Untitled
05-23-2005, 05:50 PM
Dans been taking something i think...............

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 05:51 PM
Viagra.

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 05:53 PM
He's huge!

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 06:01 PM
I want to see Wes Borland naked.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 06:02 PM
Put the bottle down, Dan.
You don't need that.
We need each other.

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 06:06 PM
I want to see Wes Borland naked.
:lol:

Crazy

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 06:07 PM
Lets All Tune Crazy And Make Monkey Lvoe!

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 06:12 PM
*begins yelling fred durst style*

jcxstargazer
05-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Everybody dance now!


Awww, my fish fingers have fallen apart...like everything else in my life...

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Fish have fingers?

I guess you learn something new every day.

Stew_Blink
05-23-2005, 07:23 PM
Everybody dance now!


Awww, my fish fingers have fallen apart...like everything else in my life...
Aww, that's so sad :upset: but I love you man, so you still have me :naughty:

PDWAB
05-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Butler: Twice.

Thrice!

I haven't seen that dead forum thread. I feel like such a stupid noob, I have absolutly no idea what goes on around here anymore.

123 :(

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 07:51 PM
:lol:

Has anyone ever watched Team Sanchez? It's basically like Jackass, but with british people.

my velcro-shoes
05-23-2005, 08:33 PM
OMG OMG.

Some of my favoritest people are in da house. Or were.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 08:34 PM
Sup Heather. :cool:

Haha.

my velcro-shoes
05-23-2005, 08:35 PM
Haha.
I know you now. I feel so silly.

RissaPoodle
05-23-2005, 08:50 PM
WOW Heather is online.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 08:50 PM
Hey Spencer, Team Sanches is awesome. Have you seen the one were they have to do the karate thing?

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 08:51 PM
I haven't seen that one. I walked inside and my dad was watching it. I was watching the one where in one part they were putting their fingers and chins and faces on air hockey tables and getting hit with the puck. Ow. :(

What was the karate one?

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 08:59 PM
Its like a dance karate or something, and they have this one dude teach them for a show they have in a week. The teacher can pull some sweet stuff, i recommend you watch it.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Cool. I think I'm going to start watching the shows on Friday on MTV2, so I'll most likely see it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 09:13 PM
MTV is corrupted by the dark side of the force. Avoid it's evil ways at all costs!

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 09:13 PM
I Got mesmerize!

<33333333

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:14 PM
sup obi wan

And Chris, Mesmerize is awesome. 'Violent Pornography' is my favorite song off of it.

Edit: Obi-Wan KEBOOOOOOOOOZIE! :lol:

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 09:15 PM
sup obi wan

Good afternoon, my young apprentice.

ATM
05-23-2005, 09:15 PM
Team Sanchez is pretty funny.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:15 PM
How's everything hanging in a galaxy far, far away?

chips88
05-23-2005, 09:16 PM
MTV is corrupted by the dark side of the force. Avoid it's evil ways at all costs!

I've seen better gimmick accounts

/see Jesus

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:16 PM
I Got mesmerize!

<33333333
It's a step up but I still love Toxicity.

Prisoner Song
Deer Dance
Jet Pilot
Bounce
ATWA
Science
Psycho
Toxicity
Aerials

The CD is stacked...

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:16 PM
Bruce Willis was in here earlier.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 09:17 PM
How's everything hanging in a galaxy far, far away?

All is peaceful... for the moment.

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 09:17 PM
Bruce Willis was in here earlier.

Hey kid, how's it goin'?

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 09:18 PM
Toxicity is their best but Mesmerize is really melodic and beautiful so far. Honestly, everything they've done is absolute gold. People bash Steal This Album! but that album is just as amazing as the others. The first is probably the weakest.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:18 PM
Dan you forgot Chop Suey and Shimmy.

Mace_Windu
05-23-2005, 09:19 PM
All is peaceful... for the moment.

Obi-Wan, we're calling you back to Dantooine. The council has arranged for an emergecy analysis of the situation on Kashyyk.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 09:19 PM
Obi-Wan, we're calling you back to Dantooine. The council has arranged for an emergecy analysis of the situation on Kashyyk.

Very well, Master Windu - I am on my way.

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:20 PM
I think two of their best songs were Sugar and Spiders from their first. P.L.U.C.K. and Suite Pee were allright songs too.

It's ashame that I have been listening to Limp Bizkit all day.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:20 PM
A black jedi? That's unheard of.

Hey kid, how's it goin'?
Pretty good. Yourself?

Mace_Windu
05-23-2005, 09:21 PM
A black jedi? That's unheard of.

Your disrespect is a leading factor in the council's decision not to grant you the rank of master.

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 09:22 PM
Pretty good. Yourself?

Not too shabby. I'm about to go whip up some grub though, so I'll be back a little later.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:22 PM
:lol:

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:23 PM
gg BAD gimmick acounts. :upset:

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:25 PM
I'm surprised the Star Wars ones didn't come sooner.

ATM
05-23-2005, 09:27 PM
I need to make Jar Jar Binks, just to piss people off. Or maybe somebody from Star Trek.

chips88
05-23-2005, 09:28 PM
I need to make Jar Jar Binks, just to piss people off. Or maybe somebody from Star Trek.

Do that one alien girl in the new one who was a slut and banged everyone.

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 09:31 PM
Bruce Willis, you kicked *** in Diehard.

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:31 PM
Jean Reno > Bruce Willis

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:32 PM
Bruce Willis, you kicked *** in Diehard.

Glass walking scene = badass

cbmartinez
05-23-2005, 09:34 PM
Word. Diehard With A Vengenance is so awesome too.

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 09:35 PM
gg BAD gimmick acounts. :upset:

You're about five seconds away from a beating, Bruce Willis style.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 09:36 PM
You're about five seconds away from a beating, Bruce Willis style.

Calm yourself, Master Willis. Remember, anger and aggression lead to the dark side, and I would not want to lose another Padawan to it's corruptive touch.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:37 PM
:lol:

Why do I get the feeling these gimmicks are coming from the same person?

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 09:39 PM
Calm yourself, Master Willis. Remember, anger and aggression lead to the dark side, and I would not want to lose another Padawan to it's corruptive touch.

Sorry Master, but when Hans took my wife hostage I didn't meditate and clear my mind - I kicked his ***. I guess I'm still in that habit.

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:39 PM
You're about five seconds away from a beating, Bruce Willis style.
I'll give you "advil" and it will actually be X. Then I'll piss in your mouth.

*fred durst*

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:40 PM
I have that same feeling.

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:43 PM
:lol:

Why do I get the feeling these gimmicks are coming from the same person?

What can I say? I work in mysterious ways.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:45 PM
Sup Jared

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:45 PM
Wow, for a second there, I thought the guy that posted with a Jared username copy, was actually Jared with no posts.

or is it?

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:46 PM
FAKE JARED ALERT

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:46 PM
Wow, for a second there, I thought the guy that posted with a Jared username copy, was actually Jared with no posts.

or is it?

What?

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:47 PM
FAKE JARED ALERT

I'll vote 'yes' on measure Shut The **** Up Dan.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:48 PM
You Copied Jared!!!! :angry:

time for a beatdown :smash: :smash:

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:48 PM
o noes

/me is confused

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:49 PM
He can't be Jared, he joined today.

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:50 PM
You Copied Jared!!!! :angry:

time for a beatdown :smash: :smash:

I'm not a copy dipshits. My CJS account is banned for another six days so I'm having some gimmick fun.

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:50 PM
He can't be Jared, he joined today.

Yeah, because you can't drop me a message on AIM, MSN, or YIM to confirm my identity or anything. Who in their right mind would think of something like that?

Understanding In a Crash
05-23-2005, 09:51 PM
I'll vote 'yes' on measure Shut The **** Up Dan.
:lol:

This is great comedy.

chips88
05-23-2005, 09:53 PM
ok, how about you clear this up then Jared? How do you have your old name back but with a new join date and postcount?

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:53 PM
yeah, now i feel dumb.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:54 PM
ok, how about you clear this up then Jared? How do you have your old name back but with a new join date and postcount?
That's what I was wondering.

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:55 PM
ok, how about you clear this up then Jared? How do you have your old name back but with a new join date and postcount?

I had my Renaissance account renamed to Captain Jack Sparrow because I wanted my old name back. Since the name was changed, this name was open again. It's now a backup account. Cha-ching.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 09:55 PM
D'oh!

I like Renaissance better than CJS.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 09:57 PM
Tricky move Jared, thats why you are the master.

/bows down to worship

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 09:58 PM
D'oh!

I like Renaissance better than CJS.

CJS is classic though. People pheer me because of the crap I used to pull.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:01 PM
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have younglings to train.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:05 PM
Train me, Master Obi-Wan.

Youngling
05-23-2005, 10:07 PM
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have younglings to train.

Master! Master! Is it time for my lessons?

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:10 PM
Train me, Master Obi-Wan.

Close your eyes. Feel the room around you; the air, the light, the shadows, the sunlight.. feel them moving through you, sustaining you. Take a breath and clear your mind of all thoughts. The force is a living being that binds everything in the universe together. It sustains us, creates us, destroys us.. and to a Jedi, it is a tool to be controlled and manipulated for the benefit of mankind. Without the force, a Jedi is nothing but a man. When you learn how to ally yourself with the force, you will be a true Jedi.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:11 PM
Master! Master! Is it time for my lessons?

Not just yet, my dear Youngling. Go and meditate on your previous lessons and I will summon you when I am ready.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:12 PM
Master, thank you!

/Leaves to go listen to Obi-Wan's advice.

Youngling
05-23-2005, 10:12 PM
Not just yet, my dear Youngling. Go and meditate on your previous lessons and I will summon you when I am ready.

Yes, Master!

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:14 PM
Master, thank you!

/Leaves to go listen to Obi-Wan's advice.

You are welcome, my young Padawan.

Han Solo
05-23-2005, 10:17 PM
You gotta be kiddin' me.. the force? I'll tell you somethin' - no great and powerful "force" controls my fate. I make my own destiny.

Gnarmageddon
05-23-2005, 10:18 PM
/shakes head

/leaves for a while

chips88
05-23-2005, 10:23 PM
/shakes head

/leaves for a while

/follows

Chewbàccà.
05-23-2005, 10:23 PM
Rawwwwwwwr!

Han Solo
05-23-2005, 10:24 PM
That's right Chewie, they're just a bunch of lowlife spacers.

ATM
05-23-2005, 10:26 PM
:lol: Now this is comedy.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:28 PM
I totally agree, arrest this man.

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 10:29 PM
:lol: Now this is comedy.

Tell me about it. I haven't laughed this hard since I read the script for The Sixth Sense.

chips88
05-23-2005, 10:29 PM
man, where's a mod with the ability to IP search when you need one?

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 10:30 PM
man, where's a mod with the ability to IP search when you need one?

They already know who it is.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:32 PM
/heads out, to much comedy for me to handle.

chips88
05-23-2005, 10:34 PM
They already know who it is.

who is they, and why haven't "they" let us know who it is? I would like to know, because what started as something stupid is now comedy gold.

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:34 PM
I have a good guess of who it is, but then again, I am always wrong.

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:35 PM
/comes back to life

/eats the baby, Youngling

/lightsabers Chewie and Han to death at the same time with double saber

/runs away

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 10:35 PM
who is they, and why haven't "they" let us know who it is? I would like to know, because what started as something stupid is now comedy gold.

I already said the gimmicks were mine a couple of pages back. Way to keep up, sheesh.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:35 PM
/comes back to life

/eats the baby, Youngling

/lightsabers Chewie and Han to death at the same time with double saber

/runs away

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chewbàccà.
05-23-2005, 10:36 PM
/comes back to life

/eats the baby, Youngling

/lightsabers Chewie and Han to death at the same time with double saber

/runs away

Rawwwwrr...

Han Solo
05-23-2005, 10:37 PM
Agh!!

Qui-Gon Jinn
05-23-2005, 10:41 PM
You will not get away with this Darth Maul!

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:42 PM
Whoah, I don't remember that guy.

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:42 PM
/begins lightsaber fighting Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan at the same time

Qui-Gon Jinn
05-23-2005, 10:43 PM
/repels attack and forces Darth Maul backwards

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:43 PM
Master! He's so powerful!

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:43 PM
I think you should make one of Jabba Hutt, or something. The big wormy guy from Return of the Jedi.

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:43 PM
/continues fighting

/stabs Qui-Gon in the heart

Suck it nukka!

Qui-Gon Jinn
05-23-2005, 10:44 PM
Ah!

/collapses

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:45 PM
Master! NOOOOO!!!

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:46 PM
/dropkicks Obi-Wan in the face

/starts breakdance fighting him

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:47 PM
AHHHH!!!

/viciously attacks Darth Maul

lstprphtspnk12
05-23-2005, 10:47 PM
/dropkicks Obi-Wan in the face

/starts breakdance fighting him


:lol: :lol:

I will talk to you tomorrow.

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:49 PM
/repels attack after attack from Obi-Wan

/counter-attacks

:lol: :lol:

I will talk to you tomorrow.

Peace bro.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 10:50 PM
/stumbles backwards into a trash pit, nearly falling to my doom
/dangles helplessly

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 10:53 PM
/watches your lightsaber fall down into the pit

/gets ready to finish you off

Star Wars Nerd
05-23-2005, 11:01 PM
this movie rocks

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 11:04 PM
/watches your lightsaber fall down into the pit

/gets ready to finish you off

/uses the force to propel myself upwards, retrieve Qui-Gon's lightsaber and slice you in half

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 11:05 PM
Now, to undo the damage you have wraught..

/uses the force to revive everyone who was killed by Darth Maul

Chewbàccà.
05-23-2005, 11:05 PM
Rawwwwr!!

Han Solo
05-23-2005, 11:06 PM
That's right, Chewie! We're alive!

Youngling
05-23-2005, 11:07 PM
Master Obi-Wan, you saved us!

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-23-2005, 11:07 PM
I am just happy to see you are all ok. Unfortunately, it is too late for Master Qui-Gon.

Bruce Willis
05-23-2005, 11:08 PM
That was great guys, really great. The only way this movie could have been any better would be if I were in it.

Darth Maul
05-23-2005, 11:13 PM
****!

/dies

Renaissance
05-23-2005, 11:24 PM
GG boys.

chips88
05-23-2005, 11:27 PM
****!

/dies

man, you were my favorite character too :upset:

this blows :angry:

Star Wars Nerd
05-23-2005, 11:40 PM
Darth Maul isn't a central character anyway.

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 12:41 AM
All is peaceful... for the moment.

I shall be your apprentice as you asked

PDWAB
05-24-2005, 12:41 AM
Erm no comment.

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 12:42 AM
/has never watched a full star wars movie :upset:

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 12:44 AM
I shall be your apprentice as you asked

I am glad to hear it. From now on you shall be recognized as my Padawan.

MattSharpIsCool
05-24-2005, 12:44 AM
Blasphemy, out with you you go.

I havent seen the new one yet, how about you Joel? You look like someone who would be waiting in line for two weeks before the movie opened.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 12:44 AM
Erm no comment.

The force runs strong in you... though your alignment is unlcear to me at this time.

Mace_Windu
05-24-2005, 12:45 AM
The force runs strong in you... though your alignment is unlcear to me at this time.

I sense much confusion in him. I think that with training, he could become a very powerful Jedi.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 12:46 AM
I think you may be right, Master Windu.

PDWAB, may I take you under my wing and teach you the ways of the force?

Bruce Willis
05-24-2005, 12:50 AM
You Jedi are all too uptight. You need to learn how to loosen up and live a little.

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Me>Joel

PDWAB
05-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Blasphemy, out with you you go.

I havent seen the new one yet, how about you Joel? You look like someone who would be waiting in line for two weeks before the movie opened.


I've seen it three times, haha.


Jared you're creeping me out.

Conan O'Brien.
05-24-2005, 12:51 AM
You Jedi are all too uptight. You need to learn how to loosen up and live a little.

My god.. you're right..

Show me how to live, Bruce Willis!

Bruce Willis
05-24-2005, 12:51 AM
My god.. you're right..

Show me how to live, Bruce Willis!

All right. Come with me!

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 12:52 AM
I've seen it three times, haha.


Jared you're creeping me out.

Haha, I apologize.

MattSharpIsCool
05-24-2005, 12:57 AM
I've seen it three times, haha.


Jared you're creeping me out.

How did I guess....

¥oda
05-24-2005, 12:59 AM
Overrun with gimmicks this thread is. Bannings I sense.

¥oda
05-24-2005, 01:05 AM
I've seen it three times, haha.

Seen it more than I, you have.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 01:08 AM
Master Yoda, I am glad to see you are safe. I feared that with the attack from Darth Maul and the Sith you may have been a target.

¥oda
05-24-2005, 01:10 AM
More powerful than you, I am.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 01:11 AM
You are very wise, Master Yoda. You speak only the truth.

¥oda
05-24-2005, 01:13 AM
Very tired I am. Soon I must sleep.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
05-24-2005, 01:14 AM
Rest yourself, Master. I will watch over the academy while you meditate.

Bruce Willis
05-24-2005, 01:15 AM
Kid, it's time to go back.

Conan O'Brien.
05-24-2005, 01:15 AM
Kid, it's time to go back.

Go back...?

But, I don't want to go back!

Bruce Willis
05-24-2005, 01:16 AM
Go back...?

But, I don't want to go back!

We all have to go back sometime.

Conan O'Brien.
05-24-2005, 01:17 AM
We all have to go back sometime.

*sigh*

You're right. Ok, let's go.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 01:21 AM
Sad. :(

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 01:25 AM
ahhhhhhhh ive got to go skool

Untitled
05-24-2005, 02:43 AM
WTF is with all the Gimmick Posters.....

Ralf Shucmacher said one of the best things about his Brother that ive heard in a long time...

"He should have switched on his brain before he tried that move. One more millimetre and one of us could have been dead. Sometimes Michael is just not right in the head."

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 03:56 AM
I think Jared is a bit bored...

Kif
05-24-2005, 03:58 AM
I'm pretty bored, I had so little sleep last night. So I decided to miss ICT and just go in for Music Tech. Shame now I have a few hours to kill.

Team America was awesome again. It has nothing on South Park: BLAU but it's still amazingly funny. The cheesiness of it is so funny!

Fall Out Boy - Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend is being remastered :eek:

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 04:03 AM
Indeedy

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 04:04 AM
I'm in English class now, should be looking up on Poetry

Kif
05-24-2005, 04:11 AM
Tut tut, naughty Dan

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 04:12 AM
Dan's english teacher can go and eat my dick

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 04:18 AM
I know !

He just gave me an E/D grade for my English coursework draft !:angry:

Kif
05-24-2005, 04:19 AM
Dan's english teacher can go and eat my dick
/insert cliche sexual innuendo joke here

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 04:20 AM
Heh, i'm off now anyway.

RazorsInTheNight
05-24-2005, 04:25 AM
/insert cliche sexual innuendo joke here

:naughty: ?

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 05:13 AM
I think Jared is a bit bored...

Just a little.

Gnarmageddon
05-24-2005, 06:32 AM
Final 3 days of school. Can I get a whoop whoop?

Chewbàccà.
05-24-2005, 06:37 AM
Rawwwrrrr!!

Han Solo
05-24-2005, 06:38 AM
Chewie says, "whoop whoop".

Gnarmageddon
05-24-2005, 06:39 AM
:lol:

I can't believe your gimmicks haven't been banned yet.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 06:45 AM
Superpeer tried banning Obi-Wan last night, but I guilted him out of it. I've been untouchable ever since. :cool:

Untitled
05-24-2005, 06:56 AM
*shakes head*

Oh, where would we be without you Jared?

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 06:57 AM
Lost.

Lost and alone.

Untitled
05-24-2005, 07:00 AM
So true, so very very true.

I just cut my finger, cuting a bagette in half :(

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 07:01 AM
Bagels can be vicious. My mother cut her finger wide open a couple years back cutting one of these beasts in half; took it nearly to the bone.

It's less convenient, but ever since then I've used butter knives to cut my bagels.

Untitled
05-24-2005, 07:04 AM
Sounds nice. I cant cut begettes (i dont know how to spell it, everytime i say it, itll have a different spelling) with butter knives, there to hard, and im week.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 07:06 AM
Sounds nice. I cant cut begettes (i dont know how to spell it, everytime i say it, itll have a different spelling) with butter knives, there to hard, and im week.

It's lame. You have to go extra slow so you don't shred it, but I'd rather take ten minutes to slice it down the middle than cut my finger off with the bread knife.

Untitled
05-24-2005, 07:13 AM
Sounds lame, im impatient, so i use bread knives. Ive cut myself loads of times though, usualy just a small cut, but enough for me to bleed. Now i have a plaster on, and i cant bend my finger proberly.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 07:15 AM
There was just a giant brown spider right next to my mouse hand, and then it dissapeared so I'm getting off the computer. Bye!

Untitled
05-24-2005, 07:18 AM
Ha ha laterz.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 08:07 AM
I found it and killed it. And I almost died because it tried to rush me head on. Crazy son of a bitch.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 08:34 AM
Oh shi

I just remembered that however long ago it was that Aubrey and I went on our date, I let her borrow my Flogging Molly "Within A Mile Of Home" CD. She still has it!!

Untitled
05-24-2005, 09:35 AM
Oh shi

I just remembered that however long ago it was that Aubrey and I went on our date, I let her borrow my Flogging Molly "Within A Mile Of Home" CD. She still has it!!
Yeah well, i lent somebody my Good Charlotte S/T cd back in the day when i still liked them. That was in year 10 or something. 2 years later, she still has it.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 09:37 AM
Yeah well, i lent somebody my Good Charlotte S/T cd back in the day when i still liked them. That was in year 10 or something. 2 years later, she still has it.

I remember back in middle school I traded one of my friends my Sum 41 - Half Hour Of Power CD for her sun visor because I had a crush on her and her visor smelled wonderful.. just like her *sigh*

What a horrible trade. The smell faded in a week and she moved to Arizona.

Renaissance
05-24-2005, 09:39 AM
Oh, and I still have the visor, five years later.

Untitled
05-24-2005, 10:21 AM
I remember back in middle school I traded one of my friends my Sum 41 - Half Hour Of Power CD for her sun visor because I had a crush on her and her visor smelled wonderful.. just like her *sigh*

What a horrible trade. The smell faded in a week and she moved to Arizona.
Ha ha, sucks. I wouldnt trade my CDs, i just lend them out and dont get them back.

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:22 AM
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just heard mcfly on the tv
they suck aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Untitled
05-24-2005, 10:23 AM
Shut up, Mcfly are the best pop band ever. Go kill yourself. I just heard it, i want to go download that album now.

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:25 AM
sorry i just dont like them, for some reason i cant stand them

Untitled
05-24-2005, 10:27 AM
They make good happy feel good music, i also respect them because they admit there a pop band, where some pop-bands say there punk and stuff. And a couple of them come from Bolton, just down the road from me, and apparently they went bury college, but we wont talk about that place.

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:30 AM
wat did you think of busted when they were about?

Untitled
05-24-2005, 10:32 AM
They was Ok, they kinda irratated me though. Some of there songs sucked and the lyrics. But saying that, id rather them be around then fightstar.

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:34 AM
they should of included the drummer has part of the band instead of wanting to be a trio

jcxstargazer
05-24-2005, 10:38 AM
They make good happy feel good music, i also respect them because they admit there a pop band, where some pop-bands say there punk and stuff. And a couple of them come from Bolton, just down the road from me, and apparently they went bury college, but we wont talk about that place.
Well us Bury College-i-ans dont speak of holy cross

Despite it having some lovely ladies

Untitled
05-24-2005, 10:39 AM
Well us Bury College-i-ans dont speak of holy cross

Despite it having some lovely ladies
Ladys from Holy Cross > Bury College.

You have all scally girls...

jcxstargazer
05-24-2005, 10:41 AM
Not all. And the ones that arent, are mostly :thumb:

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:42 AM
honestly i believe you

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:43 AM
(sarcasticly)

Dead Star
05-24-2005, 10:45 AM
**** gimmicks.

Quite funny though.

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:46 AM
hello

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 10:47 AM
heyheyhey

Rancid dan is here !

Dead Star
05-24-2005, 10:47 AM
Yo everyone.

S'up?

jonesi1992
05-24-2005, 10:48 AM
i will be back

Rancid Dan
05-24-2005, 10:49 AM
Not much, after yesterdays chip shop shenanignas, today i slyly whispered to the man "£5 on Milan" and he nodded :cool: