Double James on the Rocks

[Kif]

I don't feel good about posting this, since I can actually get banned I guess. But this is my new weapon of choice for the Internet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites

WARNING: Do not click the links on this list if you are easily offened or another angry mum on her period who just needs something to do while her husband has sex with his receptionist

It's fun, it gives the history of Goatse and everything!

[Permanent Solution]

Patronizing make Gene hungry!
Nah, patronizing would be more along the lines of "Oh Im so sorry you didn't like it Jared, what can I do to ease your mind?"

I actually felt bad doing it :(

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Let that be a lesson to you Vince. I mean really, what would Mr. Rogers say if he were still alive to see that? It certainly wouldn't be a beautiful day in the neighborhood, that's for damn sure.

/me goes off to play Diablo II

[chips88]

how come that deux est bovem guy got banned for spamming, but Vince doesn't?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Woot! I beat Baal! Now I can make my own secret cow levels instead of leeching off other people. :cool:

[cbmartinez]

I just learned to play "Roulette" By SOAD. What a beautiful song, the chorus is amazing.

[Gnarmageddon]

I'm getting ready to go play kickball with a bunch of my friends. :D

[Gnarmageddon]

I just learned to play "Roulette" By SOAD. What a beautiful song, the chorus is amazing.

I haven't listened to SOAD in the longest time.

And yes, Roulette is an amazing song.

[benbenben]

I'm getting ready to go play kickball with a bunch of my friends. :D

kickball? come again?

[Puma]

There's some cheap show at my school tonight. I think I'll go check that out, since money goes to charity. And we all know what a charitable guy I am.

[Gnarmageddon]

kickball? come again?

It's like baseball, but you play it with a rubber ball and you kick it instead of hitting it with a bat.

[Puma]

Kickball owns.

[benbenben]

oooohhh yeah! i know now! i havent heard anyone talk about that in ages.
ha!
/remembers watching recess... aah good times

[chips88]

I just learned to play "Roulette" By SOAD. What a beautiful song, the chorus is amazing.

Uhhh, I can play Metro and part of Sugar, I think.

[Untitled]

It's like baseball, but you play it with a rubber ball and you kick it instead of hitting it with a bat.
Ohh, sounds like kick rounders, i used to play that :cool:

Just watched derren brown :cool: he's so amazing.

[cbmartinez]

I haven't listened to SOAD in the longest time.

And yes, Roulette is an amazing song.

Every know and then I'll look up the tabs to their songs. They're so fun to play and reminds me of what an incredible band they are. They were the first band I truly connected with and showed me what emotion and heaviness was. I can't wait for the new album, though "Cigaro" was a little weak, I think "B.Y.O.B." sounds great.

[cbmartinez]

Uhhh, I can play Metro and part of Sugar, I think.

Bass? The bassline for Sugar is awesome, I've never heard The Metro.

[benbenben]

Ohh, sounds like kick rounders, i used to play that :cool:

Just watched derren brown :cool: he's so amazing.

i turned it on to watch but it had just finished :(

[Gnarmageddon]

oooohhh yeah! i know now! i havent heard anyone talk about that in ages.
ha!
/remembers watching recess... aah good times

Recess was amazing.
Every know and then I'll look up the tabs to their songs. They're so fun to play and reminds me of what an incredible band they are. They were the first band I truly connected with and showed me what emotion and heaviness was. I can't wait for the new album, though "Cigaro" was a little weak, I think "B.Y.O.B." sounds great.

I still haven't heard any of their new stuff. :upset:

[cbmartinez]

I know it's on their website and I'm pretty sure its on their myspace and purevolume.

[Gnarmageddon]

Ok, cool. I'll check it out.

[benbenben]

Recess was amazing.

i know! i remember when i was obsessed with it for ages

[Gnarmageddon]

Well, I'm off now.

Bye. :wave:

[benbenben]

cya.

[poprocks&coke]

Ohh, sounds like kick rounders, i used to play that :cool:

Just watched derren brown :cool: he's so amazing.

i love those programmes, it's really weird how he did that thing where he made all those people hand over their wallets... :confused:

i think i might stop watching it though, as i am finding him oddly attractive.... :amaze:

[Dead Star]

Ohh, sounds like kick rounders, i used to play that :cool:

Just watched derren brown :cool: he's so amazing.

Damn, forgot that was on.

[Untitled]

Damn, forgot that was on.
Oh, it was funny.

Derren - Hey, could you tell me where the pleasure beach is?
Random person - Yeah its just down there.
Derren - Thanks.
Random person - No problem
Derren - Do you mind if i take your wallet, keys, watch and phone.
Random person - /hands them over.
Derren - Thanks, /walks off.
Random person - /walks off in the other way, then turns around like :confused: and wonders what the hell just happened.

:lol: :lol:

[Kif]

Oh crap I forgot to watch Derren Brown!

[Dead Star]

Oh, it was funny.

Derren - Hey, could you tell me where the pleasure beach is?
Random person - Yeah its just down there.
Derren - Thanks.
Random person - No problem
Derren - Do you mind if i take your wallet, keys, watch and phone.
Random person - /hands them over.
Derren - Thanks, /walks off.
Random person - /walks off in the other way, then turns around like :confused: and wonders what the hell just happened.

:lol: :lol:

:upset: Don't rub it in.

[Kif]

It'll probably replay later on on E4 or tomorrow or something

I'm really growing out of TV at the moment. I hardly watch it now

[Dead Star]

It'll probably replay later on on E4 or tomorrow or something

I'm really growing out of TV at the moment. I hardly watch it now

I've noticed i do that now. I only watch it when i'm in bed.

[Untitled]

ATM, i force myself to remember Hustle and Derren Brown, both are amazing shows.

Im now watching snooker, Micheal Holt is awesome, hes good, and funny because he punches himself and stuff when he misses a pot, so it makes me laugh.

[Kif]

Me too. Generally if there's something I kinda want to see (I.E. Derren Brown), I will miss it. But if it's majorly important (I.E. 24, Scrubs) then I will watch it

TV sucks nowadays anyway. I saw an advert for some new show on MTV called Hip Hop Candy or something. Basically, it's some British chicks trying to make it in the music video industry in America...

[poprocks&coke]

I missed Point Pleasant last week, and I was really pissed off, as it was one of the few shows on T4 that I wanted to watch

[Untitled]

Me too. Generally if there's something I kinda want to see (I.E. Derren Brown), I will miss it. But if it's majorly important (I.E. 24, Scrubs) then I will watch it

TV sucks nowadays anyway. I saw an advert for some new show on MTV called Hip Hop Candy or something. Basically, it's some British chicks trying to make it in the music video industry in America...
Oh, that sounds good.

/Yawn.

The only show i realy like on MTV is Pimp My Ride.

[Dead Star]

ATM, i force myself to remember Hustle and Derren Brown, both are amazing shows.

Im now watching snooker, Micheal Holt is awesome, hes good, and funny because he punches himself and stuff when he misses a pot, so it makes me laugh.

John Higgins and Graeme Dott stay about 5-10 minutes from me.

:cool:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I just learned to play "Roulette" By SOAD. What a beautiful song, the chorus is amazing.

<3 SOAD. They're my favorite band.

[Kif]

Im now watching snooker, Micheal Holt is awesome, hes good, and funny because he punches himself and stuff when he misses a pot, so it makes me laugh.
God when Michael Holt miscalculated on that other frame, I was thinking "What the hell is he doing! He needs the blue!"

[chips88]

Bass? The bassline for Sugar is awesome, I've never heard The Metro.

Yes, Bass, and yeah, it's fun. Metro is off of a soundtrack, that latest vampire/warewolf movie I think, but its really cool too.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

*listens to "Mr. Brightside"*

[Untitled]

God when Michael Holt miscalculated on that other frame, I was thinking "What the hell is he doing! He needs the blue!"
Ha ha, i know, must be some thing with the name Holt :lol: i just turn over, and they were all "hes playing the brown? he needs to blue to win, brown will only make him level" then he potted and he fell to his knees or whatever he did. :lol:

/realises that only one person will understand.

Jamie, you said t'other day. I want to go play snooker, hmm.

[ChodaBoy]

Ha ha, i know, must be some thing with the name Holt :lol:
FU.

[Untitled]

:eek: thats not nice.

[Understanding In a Crash]

*waves to all the euro's*

[ChodaBoy]

*waves to all the euro's*
You wave at coins?!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

You wave at coins?!

Haha I just saw your avatar as I was listening to Hole, and it goes along perfectly.

[Dead Star]

You wave at coins?!

:lol:

[Untitled]

You wave at coins?!
Dosnt everybody?

/goes into wallet.

"hello cions"

Shi, i have no money........ :upset:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I just realized that Courtney Love sounds almost exactly like Brody Armstrong, or whatever her last name is now. :-\

[Understanding In a Crash]

How come everyone from Europe sounds like that Soccer announcer on FIFA. :thumb:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Because stereotypes are generally true.

[Untitled]

How come everyone from Europe sounds like that Soccer announcer on FIFA. :thumb:
FOOTBALL.

Do you mean FIFA football games? like fifa2005 etc.

If so, maybe because british people comentate on it, and where not europeans :angry:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

and where not europeans :angry:

The UK is not it's own continent. :rolleyes:

[Dead Star]

How come everyone from Europe sounds like that Soccer announcer on FIFA. :thumb:

You havent met many Europeans, have you?

[Untitled]

The UK is not it's own continent. :rolleyes:
Europians refers to mian land europe, we're not main land europe. Yes, we are european, but not in that sence, we british/english/scotish.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Europians refers to mian land europe, we're not main land europe. Yes, we are european, but not in that sence, we british/english/scotish.

You're still European, you silly Brit.

[ChodaBoy]

I vote that we have our own continent, screw Europe

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

screw Europe

Too hairy.

[Understanding In a Crash]

I vote that we have our own continent, screw Europe
Put in your dentures first sonny. :lol:

[Untitled]

Too hairy.
Depends where you go. Like germany /shudders.

[Dead Star]

Depends where you go. Like germany /shudders.

:lol:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Depends where you go. Like germany /shudders.

I hear the women in France have finally discovered razors. Maybe there's still hope.

[ChodaBoy]

I hear the women in France have finally discovered razors. Maybe there's still hope.
The French usually arent that good looking anyway

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

The French usually arent that good looking anyway

There are a few exceptions.

[Dead Star]

Britain > France

[Untitled]

I hear the women in France have finally discovered razors. Maybe there's still hope.
Dunno, i cant say i realy care for the french.

Im jsut thinking like in sweden, and finland and stuff the girls arnt that hairy, i think. There not over here, apart from one girl i know /shudders agian.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Britain > France

France's scenery and cities > Britain

[Dead Star]

Have you seen the Scottish Countryside?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Have you seen the Scottish Countryside?

You win.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Britain has some pretty ugly people and our fat people could sit on their faces...

[Untitled]

France's scenery and cities > Britain
Blackpool tower > Effel tower :lol:

Have you ever seen british country-side? some of it is realy nice, especialy near me on the pennines. From the bottem of my street all you can see is feilds and hills, looks pretty on a nice day.

[Dead Star]

You win.

I usually do.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Britain has some pretty ugly people and our fat people could sit on their faces...

:lol: Dan, you're on crack.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I usually do.

Sex?

[Untitled]

Britain has some pretty ugly people and our fat people could sit on their faces...
Everywere has ugly people, you just have to look in the right places not to find them, like my college :naughy:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Everywere has ugly people, you just have to look in the right places not to find them, like my college :naughy:

Or the unemployment office. :cool:

[Understanding In a Crash]

Everywere has ugly people, you just have to look in the right places not to find them, like my college :naughy:
We have Next Door Nikki so just how about a nice glass of...

Goat milk for those dentures. :thumb:

[Dead Star]

Sex?

I'll choose to ignore that.

[Untitled]

Or the unemployment office. :cool:
:confused:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'll choose to ignore that.

/burned

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

:confused:

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332181

[Untitled]

We have Next Door Nikki so just how about a nice glass of...

Goat milk for those dentures. :thumb:
We have cows milk :rolleyes: my teath are perfect too.

Didnt you say you want to come to the Uk? if you do im gonna have to meet up with you to knock these stereotypes out of you. And im from manchester, and mancs are stereotypicaly mad men who seek fights :evil: :lol:

[Untitled]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332181
Oh right, ;)

[Understanding In a Crash]

We have cows milk :rolleyes: my teath are perfect too.

Didnt you say you want to come to the Uk? if you do im gonna have to meet up with you to knock these stereotypes out of you. And im from manchester, and mancs are stereotypicaly mad men who seek fights :evil: :lol:
SO how's the male pattern baldness skinny.

[Untitled]

SO how's the male pattern baldness skinny.
What?

[ChodaBoy]

This thread has gone all Tango strange.
We do have alot of hot people, its just that of course there are going to be more hot Americans, you have a population of like 7x more than ours (im not sure at the exact amount, im no good at maths)

[Dead Star]

/burned

I'm gonna ignore that too.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'm gonna ignore that too.

:(.

[ChodaBoy]

SO how's the male pattern baldness skinny.
Me thinks hes been :smoke:ing the vveed

[Understanding In a Crash]

This thread has gone all Tango strange.
We do have alot of hot people, its just that of course there are going to be more hot Americans, you have a population of like 7x more than ours (im not sure at the exact amount, im no good at maths)
I thought you were a continent... Big boy

[Dead Star]

We have cows milk :rolleyes: my teath are perfect too.

Didnt you say you want to come to the Uk? if you do im gonna have to meet up with you to knock these stereotypes out of you. And im from manchester, and mancs are stereotypicaly mad men who seek fights :evil: :lol:

I'm meant to be about 6'7", ginger hair, kilt, eat haggis. The list is endless.

[ChodaBoy]

I thought you were a continent... Big boy
Er, What?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Hmm.

[Untitled]

I'm meant to be about 6'7", ginger hair, kilt, eat haggis. The list is endless.
Im supposed to be like the Gallagher brothers.

[Dead Star]

Im supposed to be like the Gallagher brothers.

Ooooooh, thats bad.

[the-UK-ska-scene]

I'm meant to be inbred (apparently the Portsea island area has the highest percentage of inbreeding in Europe). I don't live in the Portsea area, but I live close enough ;)

[Dead Star]

This thread is deadified now.

[chips88]

This thread is deadified now.

You have only yourself to blame

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Hush little baby don't say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard,
It's just the beasts under your bed,
In your closet in your head!

[Understanding In a Crash]

Jas is the only European worth having. We'll trade Michael Jackson for Jas. Deal.

[Untitled]

Bye deaded thread.

[ChodaBoy]

Jas is the only European worth having. We'll trade Michael Jackson for Jas. Deal.
Yep, theres nothing better than trading for a pedo.

[Dead Star]

Yep, theres nothing better than trading for a pedo.

Never a truer word spoken. :thumb:

[Understanding In a Crash]

Yep, theres nothing better than trading for a pedo.
Which is why you guys will love him.

[Dead Star]

Which is why you guys will love him.

I am considering your offer...

[Permanent Solution]

Holy crap...one page every 15 minutes in here at one point? Geez.

[ChodaBoy]

Yea, I wouldn't mind him. Its been a while since i've had my rapage from a 50 something year old

[Dead Star]

We all need a bit of rapage once in a while. Even if it is from a perverted black/white man who is made of plastic.

[Permanent Solution]

Michael Jackson is also the King of pop, and since you guys are into the whole royalty thing... :thumb:

[Understanding In a Crash]

Holy crap...one page every 15 minutes in here at one point? Geez.
When you question European nationalism, you get a bunch of men in skirts waggling with large brown sticks.

[Dead Star]

When you question European nationalism, you get a bunch of men in skirts waggling with large brown sticks.

Damn you

[Understanding In a Crash]

*wins*

[Dead Star]

At least our country isnt run by an idiot.

/fights back.

[Understanding In a Crash]

At least our country isnt run by an idiot.

/fights back.
*says the hoeface under Tony Blair* :thumb:

[benbenben]

At least our country isnt run by an idiot.

/fights back.

123

[Permanent Solution]

No no Dan...no one compares in stupidity to Bush, that was a fair shot.

[ChodaBoy]

*says the hoeface under Tony Blair* :thumb:
At least he doesnt make up words

[the-UK-ska-scene]

At least our country isnt run by an idiot.

Wait, aren't you from the UK? Cus if you are, stop lying.

[Dead Star]

Yes.

/Says the hatwanker whose country is lead by George Dubya Bush.

That was to Dan btw.

[Dead Star]

Wait, aren't you from the UK? Cus if you are, stop lying.

Shhhhhhh

[ChodaBoy]

Dubya
:lol: ownage

[Understanding In a Crash]

You still lose...

*points to the tooth brush* :D

[Dead Star]

Technically, Jack McConnel runs my country.

:D

[chips88]

At least our country isnt run by an idiot.

/fights back.

an idiot who somehow managed to become the leader of the most powerful nation in the world. Wow, some idiot huh :rolleyes:

[Understanding In a Crash]

*shakes chips hand as he unites on the war against smelly chaps*

[chips88]

*shakes chips hand as he unites on the war against smelly chaps*

sup? :wave:

[Dead Star]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbookupsidedown.htm

^^^ That man runs your country.

[Understanding In a Crash]

sup? :wave:
Nothing just realized that ETID is waiting a long time for a new album, and I'm dying for it.

[chips88]

Nothing just realized that ETID is waiting a long time for a new album, and I'm dying for it.

I heard the name of it, but I forget what it is. And yes, I can't wait for it either.

[Kif]

The new Family Guy episode was funny

I'm going to bed now, night y'all

[ColdFire]

Well, yes, women do suck, but then again you're playing D&D so... (j/k I've played it a few times too :-/)

She needs a schedule. Give her 3 days of the week and guys get the others, then there's a balance.Nothing wrong with D&D.You just realized that? Wow, Ric, I am actually wiser than you at some things :eek: Welcome to the club :thumb:I know wmen are annoying sinse I came out the womb.Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.Loser. Don't spam.I don't feel good about posting this, since I can actually get banned I guess. But this is my new weapon of choice for the Internet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites

WARNING: Do not click the links on this list if you are easily offened or another angry mum on her period who just needs something to do while her husband has sex with his receptionist

It's fun, it gives the history of Goatse and everything!Thats gross. But I looked.

[Gnarmageddon]

Well, kickball didn't go so well.

We got there, and the field was too wet, so we had to play on the asphalt. After about 15 minutes, the tornado siren thing went off and some bitch came out on her front porch and was yelling at us that a tornado was coming and we needed to get out of there. We left and went to my friend's mom's apartment, and hung out for a while. It was fun, but it sucks that we didn't get to play kickball.

[Luxor]

The new Family Guy episode was funny

I'm going to bed now, night y'all
It's not playing in Canada for another couple days. :mad:

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well, kickball didn't go so well.

We got there, and the field was too wet, so we had to play on the asphalt. After about 15 minutes, the tornado siren thing went off and some bitch came out on her front porch and was yelling at us that a tornado was coming and we needed to get out of there. We left and went to my friend's mom's apartment, and hung out for a while. It was fun, but it sucks that we didn't get to play kickball.

I'd sacrifice my own life for a game of kickball. I love that game.

[Dead Star]

Well, kickball didn't go so well.

We got there, and the field was too wet, so we had to play on the asphalt. After about 15 minutes, the tornado siren thing went off and some bitch came out on her front porch and was yelling at us that a tornado was coming and we needed to get out of there. We left and went to my friend's mom's apartment, and hung out for a while. It was fun, but it sucks that we didn't get to play kickball.

Do you get tornadoes often?

[Rancid Dan]

Good Mornin'

Exciting day ahead of me, at least i have a Party tonight.....

[Dead Star]

Mornin.

I'm going to the football for thr first time in about 3 years today.

[Rancid Dan]

Who are you going to see ?

[Dead Star]

Motherwell V Aberdeen

Come On the 'Well

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Goodnight.

[Kif]

I went to town today and bought Armor For Sleep - What To Do When You're Dead (Which has a free DVD) and The Fight - Nothing New Since Rock 'N' Roll

Is it true that AFS were offered to make the album into a movie?

[Rancid Dan]

I just bought some hair wax and Gel :cool:

[ChodaBoy]

Gheyboy.






JJ

[Rancid Dan]

I know, but i need to look sexy for tonights part-ay.

[chips88]

I went to town today and bought Armor For Sleep - What To Do When You're Dead (Which has a free DVD) and The Fight - Nothing New Since Rock 'N' Roll

Is it true that AFS were offered to make the album into a movie?

I need to get the AFS cd, and it would be cool if it was a movie.

[Rancid Dan]

Must be early for you.

[chips88]

Must be early for you.

why do you say that? and yes, it is 10AM here in Houston.

[Rancid Dan]

Oh, i thought it might have been earlier.

Because it's ony 4:10 here in England, so i thought that it must be early in America.

[chips88]

Oh, i thought it might have been earlier.

Because it's ony 4:10 here in England, so i thought that it must be early in America.

well, its 8 in the morning in California, so I guess that's early.

[Rancid Dan]

Yeah, it's really wierd in America how times are different. In England it's the same all through.

[ChodaBoy]

Im in a rush to eat this ice cream before it melts all of me, its fun.

[Rancid Dan]

I am now proud to announce that i have all Alkaline Trio albums :cool:

[Kif]

In case you want it Dan, I have the DVDA of Alkaline Trio - Live At The Metro?

[ChodaBoy]

In case you want it Dan, I have the DVDA of Alkaline Trio - Live At The Metro?
DVDA? Double Vaginal Double Anal?

[Kif]

:confused:

Sure

[the-UK-ska-scene]

DVDA? Double Vaginal Double Anal?

"You try having 4 penises in you at once!"
":eek: No thankyou!!!"

[benbenben]

:lol:

Ha, i'm Rancid Dan on Bens laptop, i can't be bothered to log out

[ChodaBoy]

"You try having 4 penises in you at once!"
":eek: No thankyou!!!"
:lol: :lol:

To the Orgazmobile!
...
Whats that?
...My Buick Century!

[the-UK-ska-scene]

"I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but I'd really like to make love to you tonight"

Such a quote-able film :lol:

[Kif]

Oh my God I completely forgot, I watched what is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever last night. It was on at like 1 in the morning. It was called American Psycho 2: ALl American Girl or some crap like that

The girl who plays Jackie was in it, and she just started going around killing people for some reason, and then she started moaning about how she hated her parents. It was filmed so badly, and the music made it sound more like a comedy. And it had William Shatner in it!

[ChodaBoy]

Such a quote-able film :lol:
:lol: 100% true

[Gnarmageddon]

I'd sacrifice my own life for a game of kickball. I love that game.
Well, if you sacrificed your life, then you wouldn't be able to play. You'd be dead.
Do you get tornadoes often?
Not really.

[billiejoe84]

When was the last time anyone here cries?

Mine was about 10 years ago. Although I was pretty clse last night, oddly. I was so freaking depressed. Partly as I blew another chance of a shag, and partly as I am almost sure to fail my dissertation now! Still, I've perked up a bit since then. How are we all?

[ChodaBoy]

Mine was about 10 years ago. Although I was pretty clse last night, oddly. I was so freaking depressed. Partly as I blew another chance of a shag, and partly as I am almost sure to fail my dissertation now! Still, I've perked up a bit since then. How are we all?
Someone offers you sex, you say YES!

[billiejoe84]

Someone offers you sex, you say YES!

I didn't get an open offer last night, so I think my own inaction may have been more responsible. I learnt the lesson that you should say yes a couple of nights ago though. Or, more specifically, you don't reply to the message offering it with 'are you sure? i can be around in a bit if you don't mind the fact that i'm a bit stoned'.

God, I'm such a retard.

[poprocks&coke]

I didn't get an open offer last night, so I think my own inaction may have been more responsible. I learnt the lesson that you should say yes a couple of nights ago though. Or, more specifically, you don't reply to the message offering it with 'are you sure? i can be around in a bit if you don't mind the fact that i'm a bit stoned'.

God, I'm such a retard.

aw babe, if you want sex, you just need to ask me


:naughty:

[ChodaBoy]

Lily = Horniest and most willing person in the world!

[poprocks&coke]

or to put it more bluntly - slut.


:upset:

[ChodaBoy]

or to put it more bluntly - slut.
:upset:

:lol:
Wouldn't go that far, its a shame there isnt e-sex. Cyber is just boring

[wierdhead3]

lol maybe in 20 years

[ChodaBoy]

Holy crap! I'd be 37 by then, I hate age. I feel so old. Though im 17

[wierdhead3]

yeah age sucks when your old im 14

[poprocks&coke]

aw man, I'm so tired...

[chumpradio]

I have just been at a local show.
One band covered I'm Not Okay (I Promise), and it was terrible.
Another band played The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows, which was amazing, because I was there just singing along and no one else knew the words pretty much.
I got in for free because I was my friends roady. All I did was tune guitars and bass, set up amps and set up an effects pedal.

[Gnarmageddon]

That reminds me.

I need to find a new band.

[ChodaBoy]

Butler and I co-kicked someone out of our band yesterday

[poprocks&coke]

just a random question - does anyone know how old Matt Skiba is?

[Gnarmageddon]

just a random question - does anyone know how old Matt Skiba is?

I googled it, but I didn't find anything.

If I had to guess, I'd say about 25.

[Untitled]

Butler and I co-kicked someone out of our band yesterday
Because we rock. Even though i told you cus, and she asked him, and apparently he thinks he hasnt left/kick out, i thinks.

And it would of been thursday.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

****ing battle net. I get my Druid up to level 53 and what happens?

Your connection has been interrupted.

Then it refuses to connect to any other open games. It better have saved my progress. :(

[Understanding In a Crash]

I'm such a sucker for Smile Empty Soul

[cbmartinez]

http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/cityofevil/

New song!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

The singer's voice bugs me. He's way too whiny.

EDIT: To Dan.

[Permanent Solution]

http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/cityofevil/

New song!
/late

Oh...you stole it from R&M, I see :p

[Understanding In a Crash]

The singer's voice bugs me. He's way too whiny.

EDIT: To Dan.
He reminds me of someone famous but I can't think of who right now.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

He reminds me of someone famous but I can't think of who right now.

Pee Wee Herman?

NP: Norma Jean - "Murderotica"

[Gnarmageddon]

Holy crap, I like that new a7x song a lot.

The singing kind of bugs me, but the music is really good.

[wierdhead3]

there alright only heard very little of them.but still a very good band

[cbmartinez]

Pee Wee Herman?

NP: Norma Jean - "Murderotica"

:lol:

Awesome song.

[cbmartinez]

Holy crap, I like that new a7x song a lot.

The singing kind of bugs me, but the music is really good.

Same here. I love that double bass.

[Understanding In a Crash]

a7x never got into them really. :upset:

[Gnarmageddon]

Same here. I love that double bass.

I love double bass. I've been trying to practice it on my drums for a while, but I can't get the hang of it.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Double bass is hard stuff. I can still only use my pedal in short bursts.

[Understanding In a Crash]

My ankles are usually sore so it's so hard to double bass :upset:

[Gnarmageddon]

Sometimes I can do it really good, like doing straight 16th/8th/triplets, and sometimes I suck. It must depend on the weather.

[cbmartinez]

Just had two slices of buffalo chicken pizza, that was so good.

http://www.purevolume.com/itdiestoday

^^Siiiiiiick double bass.

[Gnarmageddon]

Just had two slices of buffalo chicken pizza, that was so good.

http://www.purevolume.com/itdiestoday

^^Siiiiiiick double bass.

That first song on there is a cover, isn't it? It sounds really familiar.

Edit: Whoa, you're right. That double bass is sick.

I'd say my favorite double bass part is either in '94 Hours' by As I Lay Dying, or 'One Life to Live' by Haste the Day.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Chatliff Choir is good stuff for a small price.

[cbmartinez]

Hahaha, it's a cover of a Depeche Mode song, hence the [Depeche Mode]. Listen to "A Threnody For Modern Romance" for some awesome double bass.

[cbmartinez]

Chatliff Choir is good stuff for a small price.

*Caitiff

[Gnarmageddon]

Oh, whoops. I thought it was like one of those parts of titles in parentheses. Ha.

[Understanding In a Crash]

* dies * :upset:

I worked 8 hours today :upset:

[Gnarmageddon]

Where do you work?

[cbmartinez]

NP: "Jet Black New Year"

[Gnarmageddon]

Good song.

I'm going to admit it. I love black metal.

[Understanding In a Crash]

Where do you work?
A movie theater. I jacked a box of Milk Dud's for myself on the way out :smash:

I was forced too buy 2 mainstream CD's and I went with Smile Empty Soul and QOTSA - Lullaby's to Paralyze.

I'm pretty impressed at both.

[cbmartinez]

I do it for the drugs!

NP: "If You're Smoking In Here, You Better Be On Fire"

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I just joined the Democratic Socialists of America. It only cost $20 for a year long membership, so it's a great deal. :cool:

[Understanding In a Crash]

I know that **** is so corny... I remember on the radio that had to bleep it out so it would just say

I DO IT FOR THE _____

For awhile I actually thought of all the things it could of been..

[Gnarmageddon]

I always thought he said hugs.

[Permanent Solution]

Good song.

I'm going to admit it. I love black metal.
Why not admit it, it's awesome, what bands do you like?

[Understanding In a Crash]

I find it ironic on the CD that the 3 singles that they released are in the order from oldest to most recent 1, 2, and 3. Usually you would think the rest of the songs by the end of the CD blow but it's pretty fluent throughout.

[Understanding In a Crash]

I never understood how some CD's got parental advisory stickers and some do not. There are some metalcore/hardcore bands that I listen to that kind of use the word fungle alot is it because the people "up in censor heaven" can't listen to things that hurt there virgin ears without cursing.

[Gnarmageddon]

Why not admit it, it's awesome, what bands do you like?

I've downloaded a lot of Children of Bodom and Cradle of Filth. Anything else you'd recommend?

[Gnarmageddon]

I never understood how some CD's got parental advisory stickers and some do not. There are some metalcore/hardcore bands that I listen to that kind of use the word fungle alot is it because the people "up in censor heaven" can't listen to things that hurt there virgin ears without cursing.

It depends a lot on how popular the band is.

[Permanent Solution]

I've downloaded a lot of Children of Bodom and Cradle of Filth. Anything else you'd recommend?
Hahaha, yes...learning proper genres. CoB is good but CoF is awful imo. CoB is Power Metal with harsh vocals. CoF is something else but not Black Metal. For Black Metal I'd recommend old Dimmu Borgir or Emperor for starters. If you liked CoB look into Kalmah and Norther though.

[cbmartinez]

Yeah, Throwdown curses ridiculously too much and they don't have anything on there. Parental Advisory used to piss me off when my parents wouldn't let me buy PA CDs. I had to get my friend to buy me Steal This Album! and System Of A Down.

[Gnarmageddon]

Ok, cool. Thanks.

As soon as I listen to some of these, I'm gonna go play KOTOR. :cool:

Edit: I've heard 'Puritania' by Dimmu Borgir, and it's amazing. I just remembered that.

[Gnarmageddon]

Yeah, Throwdown curses ridiculously too much and they don't have anything on there. Parental Advisory used to piss me off when my parents wouldn't let me buy PA CDs. I had to get my friend to buy me Steal This Album! and System Of A Down.

The only reason I didn't buy SOAD's s/t was because it had a parental advisory. My mom would never let me get it.

She still won't let me buy M rated games, and I'm almost 16. :rolleyes:

[cbmartinez]

I remember meeting my friend in that alley and him passing the CDs into my coat. I was always on the edge after that.

[Gnarmageddon]

Wow, I love Kalmah. Thanks, zep.

[Permanent Solution]

Wow, I love Kalmah. Thanks, zep.
NP, I'd also recommend stormblast by Dimmu, though puritanical is good too.

I'm 19...I have no problems buying anything but alcohol :)

[cbmartinez]

"Disconnecktie" is such a ****ing cool song.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'm 19...I have no problems buying anything but alcohol :)

If only I was three years older.

[Permanent Solution]

If only I was three years older.
Well I should have added legally, buying alcohol really isn't a problem...especially in a college town, though I never do. :)

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well I should have added legally, buying alcohol really isn't a problem...especially in a college town, though I never do. :)

It's not a problem for me either. In fact, I can get alcohol any night of the week, and usually for free. It's just a matter of me wanting to be old enough to walk in to the store and be like, "Yo I'm a badass. I'm buyin' this beer, bitch." :cool:

[cbmartinez]

Yeah, I could do that but my voice would probably crack.

[Permanent Solution]

It's not a problem for me either. In fact, I can get alcohol any night of the week, and usually for free. It's just a matter of me wanting to be old enough to walk in to the store and be like, "Yo I'm a badass. I'm buyin' this beer, bitch." :cool:
Eh, if I grew my beard and went to the shop just off campus I'd probably get away with it...except I wouldn't get beer because beer is gross.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Eh, if I grew my beard and went to the shop just off campus I'd probably get away with it...except I wouldn't get beer because beer is gross.

Even after shaving my head and trimming my beard, I've been approached by people thinking I'm in my mid-20's. I'm sure if I let my hair grow back and let my beard grow back out, I'd be fine.

[cbmartinez]

Think I could pull it off with a Santa beard?

[Permanent Solution]

Even after shaving my head and trimming my beard, I've been approached by people thinking I'm in my mid-20's. I'm sure if I let my hair grow back and let my beard grow back out, I'd be fine.
The problem is I look 12 clean shaven...

[Understanding In a Crash]

I hate to say it but Parental Advisory's aren't stressed around here anyway. It's kind of like how buying cigarettes was 5 years ago.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'm going to watch a movie and eat Hot Pockets™, so goodbye.

[Puma]

I once saw a very funny comedy routine about people who eat hot pockets. Quite good, I laughed rather hard.

[Rancid Dan]

Hmm...........

Good Party last night

[benbenben]

yeah, those chavs made it a P-A-R-T-Y. i mean, without chavs a party isnt a party

/kills chav

[RazorsInTheNight]

Hmm...........

Good Party last night

:smoke: or :chug: or :naughty: or :eek:

Good times I must say...I was drinking rum last weekend, dont like that anymore...Im such a pussie.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

:smoke: or :chug: or :naughty: or :eek:

Good times I must say...I was drinking rum last weekend, dont like that anymore...Im such a pussie.

I can't drink rum anymore. A few weeks ago I was drinking it like water straight from the bottle, and up until last night I couldn't drink any alcohol anymore because it all tasted like rum to me. It was awful.

[Untitled]

I did that with vodka, then threw up and stuff. Ive not drank it striaght since.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Mmm vodka. That and whiskey are the two things I can drink and drink and drink and never have a problem with.

[Rancid Dan]

I drank quite a lot, especially at the beginning i was falling over and being a total twat, and then all these chavs gatecrashed it and made it really interesting....

[Gnarmageddon]

Mornin, all. :wave:

[cbmartinez]

I'm listening to Say It Like You Mean It. This CD is ****ing incredible.

[ChodaBoy]

Time for some more of teh lesbian action in The OC

[Untitled]

OMG, what a good race that was, two of my fave drivers where on the podium, and it was just an awesome race, w00t.

[Kif]

I'm listening to Say It Like You Mean It. This CD is ****ing incredible.
I'd listen to Based On A True Story just to annoy you (Assuming you don't have it, of course), but I'm quite addicted to The Fight at the moment

Speaking of The O.C., episode 20 needs downloading

[Rancid Dan]

Did Button get on the podium ?

[Untitled]

Did Button get on the podium ?
1 - Alonso :)
2 - M Shucmacher :angry:
3 - Button :)

[Rancid Dan]

YEAH

This is Montoyas season i hope.

[ChodaBoy]

Kif, do you have a monthly download allowance? Because you seem to download ALOT