R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[Lord Abortion]

added bonus to having my computer backwards is that the fan cools my sweaty feet down nicely...

NP- death- painkiller

(this cover is pure gold)

[clearvision]

:lol:

L&R will have fun

'This bites the turkey. I'm absolutely hot on her and she took some bundle of sticks over me.'

Whats this rutebegas ****? what word triggers that?

[ATM]

Should I go see Motley Crue next month?

[Lord Abortion]

CV- I believe the word is ****

ATM- yeah, check them out

[Mekkalayakay]

ahaha, rutabegasucker. Did mx do these himself or did you guys give him ideas Jelle?

[ATM]

Just testing: I will delete this. no ban plz :(

rutabegasucker


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm going to start using that in real life.

[Shred Danson]

superpeer

:lol:

So when I typed "I love you, bro" to Joe, it automatically got changed to "I'm absolutely hot for you"?

Trippy.

[superpeer]

Why is love censored though?

It wasn't before, so you can guess why...

[munky_magik]

Hah...YSI thought it could beat me, For shame YSI, For shame.

Satch - Crystal Planet (http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=22VBD9QDW9TIQ21HIQN22TNWW4)

[Lord Abortion]

Hah...YSI thought it could beat me, For shame YSI, For shame.

Satch - Crystal Planet (http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=22VBD9QDW9TIQ21HIQN22TNWW4)
I really laughed at that... not sure quite why

I don't quite know when my CD's are coming, probably another two weeks, and I'm ordering me dragonforce ticket tonight! :cool:

[Shred Danson]

I love

I love

I love

Good god, that pisses me off.

[Burdcheese]

Should I go see Motley Crue next month?

Yes.

Edit: and cheers for the albums, Ali. The number of times I've been beaten to the Death at the last moment (pun carefully avoided) on Ebay is not remotely funny. I nearly bought the Satch a while ago but didn't for some reason.

Anyway, I think I might start an Amazon marketplace spree on CDs to atone for my downloading sins.

[Lord Abortion]

I'm absolutely hot on

I'm absolutely hot on

I'm absolutely hot on

Good god, that pisses me off.
did you change it yourself?


it said love the first time I looked at it...

[Six Foot Revolver]

ATTN Ali: Remember when you told me to get Ulead off download.com and then after the trial runs out then to just re-install it? Well I needed it to make my current avatar so went to re-install it but it didn't work saying about how my trial has ended so what should I do?

[Shred Danson]

did you change it yourself?


it said love the first time I looked at it...

Yeah. Very perceptive of you, my friend.

rep ++

Oh, shucks.

[GaggingOrder]

I love these new swear filters. :rolleyes:

Whoa, I stumbled upon the definition of SXE on an online encyclopedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge

[Lord Abortion]

Yeah. Very perceptive of you, my friend.

rep ++

Oh, shucks.
so that's repping, swearing and making jokes out...

now to get rid of talking about music :rolleyes:

[Shred Danson]

Fricken' conversation Nazi's. What has our world come to?

Guess we brought it on ourselves though, in some way...

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

The new coolest musical genre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queercore)

2nd to Nintendocore, actually.

[Shred Danson]

ICBcore owns all.

Jake, you have too much time on your hands.

[jpj]

This swearfilter thing is confusing me.

[NJMetalMeister]

I'm checking the new filters...

boobs
****
knob
wank
bender
twat
gay
bollocks
large bundle of sticks
arse
testicle
bugger

I'm encouraging people to swear... :cool:

Hmm i wonder if Gob****e makes it through (Edit: guess not :( ). Hope so, that is a great word.


F'ag is now bundle of sticks.

It is also a Cigarette

Oh and by the way, its so hot here in the states today, in new jersey. I am sweating like 3 or 4 stone off today no problem. Saw a sign that had celcius on it for all you europeans, its like 34 today. yeesh.

For you americans, my friends car said it was 96, but dunno how accurate that is

And the humidity is easily like 150% hahaha

[Shred Danson]

Humidity sucks, man. The heat here is reminding me of California. :(

[KBSD91]

Oh and by the way, its so hot here in the states today, in new jersey. I am sweating like 3 or 4 stone off today no problem. Saw a sign that had celcius on it for all you europeans, its like 34 today. yeesh.

San Diego's weather right now is perfect. I don't have a thermometer, but I'd say it's about 75 degrees and pretty clear sky.

[Lord Abortion]

gob****e may not make it through, old chap, but knobwipe and ballshole sure do

[Rothmans]

Who done this swear filter?

Checking if **** still works.

EDIT: There is no god :upset:

[Six Foot Revolver]

Who done this swear filter?

Checking if **** still works.

EDIT: There is no god :upset:
Jelle told me that it was Jeremy

[Shred Danson]

This is giving me a headache.

[Lord Abortion]

the following are now acceptable terms:::


love cunts ****** vagina **** pussys faggot sucks

that covers all of them

thankyou

[magicbus]

What's happening with the swear filters?

[ATM]

I got my join date changed :cool:

Now my PPD is almost in the 30's :eek:

[RCA]

This swear filter reeks of leftist hippy conspiracy. :angry:

Not that I use those words anyways. :)

[Joe]

I got my join date changed :cool:

Now my PPD is almost in the 30's :eek:

How'd ya do that?

My 1 yr anniversary as an MXer is comin up very soon :cool:

[Lord Abortion]

I hear that the swear filter situation is the doings of a certain mr plexi...

[RCA]

Matt Clement just took a line drive to the head. :(

[Lord Abortion]

Matt Clement just took a line drive to the head. :(
who what and the what now? :confused:

ah baseball...

[Congratulations]

Matt Clement just took a line drive to the head. :(
That is comical. It made me laugh. Ahem.... :lol:

[RCA]

who what and the what now? :confused:

ah baseball...

Yeah. He was awake and breathing though, so he's somewhat okay. He's being taken out on a stretcher now.

I hope nothing serious got hurt. :(

That is comical. It made me laugh. Ahem.... :lol:

How's that funny?

[Lord Abortion]

Hey I'm English and know baseball vaguely...

that's an achievement :)

[Congratulations]

Yeah. He was awake and breathing though, so he's somewhat okay. He's being taken out on a stretcher now.

I hope nothing serious got hurt. :(



How's that funny?
Because he got hit in the head with a baseball. I know he could be seriously injured, but it still sounds funny.

[RCA]

Because he got hit in the head with a baseball. I know he could be seriously injured, but it still sounds funny.

It sure didn't look funny, but I see where you're coming from.

[Kurtz]

Okay, what's with the new swear filter? I don't get it.

I'm absolutely hot on
large bundle of sticks
******s

EDIT: wtf, WHY

[Six Foot Revolver]

Okay, what's with the new swear filter? I don't get it.

I'm absolutely hot on
large bundle of sticks
******s

EDIT: wtf, WHY
May have been Jeremy doing it for fun or MX may have been hacked :eek:

It is all being kept quiet :shifty:

[RCA]

Some people think plexi did it.

[Congratulations]

It sure didn't look funny, but I see where you're coming from.
I havn't seen it, I'm sure it will be on the news tonight. But reading that a guy got a line drive to the head made me chuckle. Sorry if I offended you.

[Riva]

My god. I have created a monster. I think if I had restricted my vanity, I could have saved the forum a lot of personalised threads...

I'm not sure whether it is a good or bad thing, though...

---------------------------------------------------

So! Guess who worked 11.5 hours yesterday? Yep, moi. For a whopping A$200, I went to the Great Barrier Reef, snorkelled, made friends with this awesome couple from Yorkshire, became the idol of this little boy called Harry from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, taught Yumi and Shun basic Aussie phrases (No worries, etc), and even saw a whale and a pod of dolphins up close. Plus, I won a free beer, thanks to my fanboyism of Pink Floyd.

So, Caroline and John are from North Yorkshire, and area about 20 or so. Great people. Friendlier than the English bastards on MX, no doubt. :p I started talking to them when Yumi (one of my students) was scuba diving. We played Top Trumps with Harry, a 5 year old extrovert from Newcastle. It was brilliant.

The reason I won the beer is that one of the crew members of the ship we took to the reef played guitar and sang in addition to securing the boat. He was really talented, which suprised me. Anyways, he said, "time for some trivia. Whoever can tell me who wrote this song, not recorded, but wrote, gets a free drink". And then he played the opening chords of Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2). Someone shouted out Pink Floyd, but he shook his head and said "Who wrote it?". Meanwhile, I stood up and started shouting Roger Waters. But I was lost in a sea of "David Gilmour!". Finally I started waving my arms and shouting "Roger Waters!" And I won. :cool:

---------------------------------------------------

Well, my mother finally returned from Europe. I picked her up from the airport at 4am. Fun! She had a great time, and took over 300 pictures. :eek: I also scored in the gift compartment. I got:

Designer clothes from Paris and Venice.
Two albums from the Virgin Superstore in London (Blue Oyster Cult - Super Hits, and Rolling Stones - Tattoo You)
An official Renault F1 shirt from the showroom on the Champes De Elyse (sp?)
An official Ferrari Racing T-shirt from the original factory in Rome.
A Paris University sweatshirt.
And! A new hunting knife from a castle in Germany. Mum tried to get something related to Hellmuth, but was told she was in the wrong part of Germany. So she got me this dagger instead. I'll upload a pic soon.

And that is my updated life.

[RCA]

Riva's day > mine

Your job is so cool.

[Kurtz]

So you get paid to show tourists around and socialize?

Sweet.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Some people think plexi did it.
My 3 points against it being plexi

1. It is too discreet to be plexi. Plexi would have changed all the banners to pr0n or something.

2. Plexi always brags about it and there has been no bragging or even a sign of Plexi.

3. Plexi has been missing from the internet for over a month now. Plexi was in large amounts of trouble before he went missing. He could either be dead or in prison right now.

Edit:Jason I live pretty close to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Alsom get on MSN :p

[Lord Abortion]

nice life Jason, I got banninated... morbid jokes are not that which the mods find remotely amusing, and myself, hrothgar/butcher and IAJP got ourselves banned, the thread got to three pages so I thought surely it must be OK if noone has closed it by this point... I was incorrect in this assumption

anyway, all action here... I fixed my connection, hopefully permanently
but msn is being a wanker so...

and we have "changes" to the swear filter that you can find plenty of related posts around, so I won't repeat them old boy :)


well there you go, that's what's up...

[Rothmans]

My 3 points against it being plexi

1. It is too discreet to be plexi. Plexi would have changed all the banners to pr0n or something.

2. Plexi always brags about it and there has been no bragging or even a sign of Plexi.

3. Plexi has been missing from the internet for over a month now. Plexi was in large amounts of trouble before he went missing. He could either be dead or in prison right now.

Edit:Jason I live pretty close to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Alsom get on MSN :p


Why was plexi in so much trouble?

[Riva]

Yeah, I noticed those changes. Quite amusing, but like an American comedy, it will get old very fast.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Why was plex in so much trouble?
I am not going to tell you on a public forum for everyone to read. Also, I am pretty sure that Plexi wouldn't want me to be telling anyone.

[Rothmans]

I am not going to tell you on a public forum for everyone to read. Also, I am pretty sure that Plexi wouldn't want me to be telling anyone.


OOOh alright sorry didnt know it was that bad I thought it was gonna be tame like brutal assault or drug dealing.


EDIT: I meant tame by its not exactly shameful and terroist wise.

[Lord Abortion]

Yeah, I noticed those changes. Quite amusing, but like an American comedy, it will get old very fast.
ZING!!

australia-1
america-0

[Riva]

Another amusing thing about the trip. The reef safety advisor who briefed us was a Kiwi. She was fairly pretty, but the most amusing thing was her accent caused some laughs as she said the phrase: "Only six can be on the back deck at any time". Basically, if you don't know Kiwi accents, they stuff up the vowels, so i = e, a = ie, e = i. So, what I heard her as saying was: Only sex can be on the big dick at any time." :p

[Arucard]

Its nearly 3 AM and im not tired atall. This is getting stupid, my days are literally upside down.

[Moses]

Ugh, I'm sick of all these **** retards. It's like we have a new one lash out everyday.

In the who will be remembered in 40 years thread.

[White Goodman]

Ugh, I'm sick of all these **** retards. It's like we have a new one lash out everyday.

In the who will be remembered in 40 years thread.

What's got this one so ill. Was he a fanboy of a crappy band or something?

[RNR]

somebody tell me what's going on in that thread. I don't feel like reading it because most of the posts are about 5 words long.

[Moses]

I don't know, I didn't read all of it but he was insulting everyone with dumbass things like "your moms sucks a donkeys nut" and stuff like that.

[Rothmans]

What's got this one so ill. Was he a fanboy of a crappy band or something?


No acting childish and plain stupid and sadly we all played into his hands.

[magicbus]

I seriously don't understand what's happening with the swear filter, can somebody explain what it really does?

[White Goodman]

I don't know, I didn't read all of it but he was insulting everyone with dumbass things like "your moms bites the sandblasted carp a donkeys nut" and stuff like that.

Wtf, that doesn't even make sense. That's almost as dumb as that kid yesterday that had the beef with Steerpike. I don't understand the point of doing things that stupid in an internet forum. It's just a waste of everyone's time.

[Moses]

Oh, man I just got pwned by the new filter.....

[Jom]

I seriously don't understand what's happening with the swear filter, can somebody explain what it really does?

It changes words so that they're less derogatory. "Faggot" is now "large bundle of sticks." I don't know why this happened, and really, I don't care :p

[Arucard]

:lol: Beef. Reminds me of the beef that fiddy' has with Jay-Z and Nas.

Im off to bed, goodnight/morning, as it is 3:15 am.

[White Goodman]

:lol: Beef. Reminds me of the beef that fiddy' has with Jay-Z and Nas.

Im off to bed, goodnight/morning, as it is 3:15 am.

Lol, my basketball team, they have added street words to my vocabulary. I can't stop saying the words even though I hate them so badly.

[Arucard]

You just want to be a fine african american gentlemen.

I'm absolutely hot on this new filter.

[trev913]

I'm trying to totally figure out the new filter...

As far as I know "bites the sandblasted carp" is sucks. What else?

EDIT: 1000 POSTS!

[RNR]

Lol, my basketball team, they have added street words to my vocabulary. I can't stop saying the words even though I hate them so badly.

Basketball will do that. When I got back from NBA Hoop It Up, I watched MTV and didn't think that the people talked like retards.

[magicbus]

Faggot actually does mean "a large bundle of sticks", so I guess that makes sense.

(I know it's going to change, but you get the idea)

[Jom]

/trev expresses confusion over new filter

A brief list:

fine african american gentlemens - ******s
slightly confuzzled sea lions - pussies
rutabegas - cocks
large bundle of sticks - faggot
squirrels - cunts
I'm absolutely hot on - I love
bites the sandblasted carp - sucks
omnibus - vagina

[KBSD91]

I'm trying to totally figure out the new filter...

As far as I know "bites the sandblasted carp" is sucks. What else?

EDIT: 1000 POSTS!

I thought s'ucks was bites the turkey?

sucks

[White Goodman]

Basketball will do that. When I got back from NBA Hoop It Up, I watched MTV and didn't think that the people talked like retards.

Good thing this league I'm in ends Wednesday. I need a good vacation from it. Not only have the people there added street talk to my vocab, I listened to a rap song on the local rap station. You know that rap song where he's like "everything big" or some mess like that. Then after I realized what I had done, I put in the Death-Human cd and turned the volume up all the way.

[Moses]

Basketball will do that. When I got back from NBA Hoop It Up, I watched MTV and didn't think that the people talked like retards.
I was in that with a bunch of my ghetto friends but we lost against a bunch of white guys..... What can I say? They were organized.

[RCA]

I love this Red Sox/Rays game.

/filter abuse

We could pull this off, we just tied it.

[GaggingOrder]

Someone shoot Jeremy. This filter isn't even funny. It's gay
It could have easily been that large bundle of sticks Double Bass Jim

either way, I'm really not hot on this.

[Kurtz]

Someone shoot Jeremy. This filter isn't even funny. It's gay
I doubt it was Jeremy. I'm taking my bets on saying it was a hack.

[White Goodman]

I'm absolutely hot on this Red Sox/Rays game.

/filter abuse

We could pull this off, we just tied it.

ESPN is showing the other game in my region. I'm a big Boston fan but they never show any of their games around here. Have they said anything about Matt Clement. I know he took a line drive in the face but I didn't hear anything after that.

[RCA]

No, they haven't said anything about him yet. I hope nothing serious happened. :(

EDIT: NVM, they just said his cat scan was negative. :)

[GaggingOrder]

I doubt it was Jeremy. I'm taking my bets on saying it was a hack.
That hadn't even occured to me. That would make a lot more sense. Maybe it's my boy Plecksy Glass.

[Jom]

Guys, it's not Plexi.

EDIT: Yes, I'm sure. I'm not going into why. Let's just say he fought the law and the law won.

[White Goodman]

No, they haven't said anything about him yet. I hope nothing serious happened. :(

EDIT: NVM, they just said his cat scan was negative. :)

That's good news, I was browsing ESPN.com for the score earlier and they had an article up. That's how I found out. Hopefully it turns out okay.

EDIT: I still haven't been pwned by the filter yet. So it doesn't really bother me. Although some of those filtered words are really retarded.

[RCA]

Guys, it's not Plexi.

For sure?

I don't really care either way.

[GaggingOrder]

All it means to me is that I need to memorize a few more words to put the bold and italics cheat in between.


So tommorow I've got to go to therapy, and it's making me want to kill some one.

[RCA]

YUSSS!!!

Damon just brought one back. Extras!

AND HE HITS A HOMER!!!

[White Goodman]

YUSSS!!!

Damon just brought one back. Extras!

AND HE HITS A HOMER!!!

Nice. I wish I had the funds to purchase the MLB extra innings package to see all their games. But unfortunately I'm broke since all my funds went into my new bass guitar.

[RCA]

Nice. I wish I had the funds to purchase the MLB extra innings package to see all their games. But unfortunately I'm broke since all my funds went into my new bass guitar.

I would've taken the bass.

The games that are worth watching are almost always on ESPN/ESPN2. Plus, you've got box scores in the newspapers that you can read.

[White Goodman]

I would've taken the bass.

The games that are worth watching are almost always on ESPN/ESPN2. Plus, you've got box scores in the newspapers that you can read.

Yeah i'm very satisfied with my decision. I would much rather pay for NFL Sunday Ticket or the college hoops package anyways since I'm more involved with those sports. (although since I live in North Carolina, I'm sure all of the UNC games will be televised anyways.)

[RCA]

Sox win, 10-9. :D

My mom's friend has Sunday Ticket; it's a great package.

[White Goodman]

Sox win, 10-9. :D

My mom's friend has Sunday Ticket; it's a great package.

Yes, that means they are a game ahead of the Yanks now. I may not get it this year though. My expectations for the Tennessee Titans are sub-par. I'm not sure it's worth buying it if they have another season like they did last year.

[Illmatic]

Schilling is pitching incredibly poorly this year, from what I can tell.

I'm not going to tee off on him or anything, because he basically sacrificed his career to win the World Series last year.

Saying the Titans will be "sub-par" is generous, frankly. They're going to have a top 5 pick in the Draft next year.

[White Goodman]

Schilling is pitching incredibly poorly this year, from what I can tell.

I'm not going to tee off on him or anything, because he basically sacrificed his career to win the World Series last year.

Saying the Titans will be "sub-par" is generous, frankly. They're going to have a top 5 pick in the Draft next year.

Well saying sub-par was my way of optimism. But yeah, your right. I guess I have to change my optimism now to "Yay we suck so bad we get a high draft pick".

[RCA]

I don't think Schilling has pitched many games this year, though I could be wrong.

[Illmatic]

He had three starts after coming off the DL, sucked in all three, went on the DL again, came back as the closer, and has struggled, to say the least.

[White Goodman]

I don't think Schilling has pitched many games this year, though I could be wrong.

He's being used as the closer now, and from what I've seen on Baseball Tonight, that's not working out so good. I think he only pitched 3-4 games before the injury that moved him to bullpen but I could be wrong.

EDIT: Illmatic beat me.

EDIT 2: Has anyone actually looked at my new thread. It says 194 views, but only 9 replies. I haven't checked the poll, maybe some people voted on it and didn't post.

EDIT 3: More people actually voted then I thought. Maybe this thing isn't a total failure after all. Well anyways, I'm going to bed. Goodnight thread.

[RNR]

I don't use most of the filtered words anyways. :)

[RNR]

EDIT 2: Has anyone actually looked at my new thread. It says 194 views, but only 9 replies. I haven't checked the poll, maybe some people voted on it and didn't post.



I looked at it but didn't post. I guess i'm contributing to that :p

[jpj]

I looked at it but didn't post. I guess i'm contributing to that :p
You're gonna get banninated for double posting.

[RNR]

You're gonna get banninated for double posting.

:p i've tripple posted before. Nobody cares.

[ATM]

Evening, guys.

Not much going on here.

Tired, hungry, what else is new?

NP: Sage Francis

[Permanent Solution]

:p i've tripple posted before. Nobody cares.
/me watches you get banned.

Someone explain this new filter thing to me...?

[Kurtz]

Someone explain this new filter thing to me...?
I think MX got hacked, or it's some extremely ghey joke by Jeremy.

[Permanent Solution]

But what is it filtering, exactly? I just saw talk of it in here from earlier, but no specifics on what got filtered...

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

But what is it filtering, exactly? I just saw talk of it in here from earlier, but no specifics on what got filtered...

faggot ****** sucks pussys

[RiceMonster]

:p i've tripple posted before. Nobody cares.
Bartender is really cracking down on it now, so I'd merge the two posts, and not take the chance.

[Permanent Solution]

This filter is lame /after reading pit and site threads

Oh well. Just more words to defilterize with my patented [ b][ i][ /i][ /b] technique :-\

[jpj]

Do you guys know of any online RPG type games that don't require a monthly subscription fee? I know Guild Wars doesn't, but are there any others.

[Liberi Fatali]

This filter is lame /after reading pit and site threads

Oh well. Just more words to defilterize with my patented [ b][ i][ /i][ /b] technique :-\
YOUR patented technique Vince the prince?

[Permanent Solution]

YOUR patented technique Vince the prince?
Yes. I make one dollar every time it's used. That's the real reason mx took forever to get a new server. He was losing money to me.

[Liberi Fatali]

Yes. I make one dollar every time it's used. That's the real reason mx took forever to get a new server. He was losing money to me.
So thats why they call you Vince the Prince, you're earning royalties.

[Permanent Solution]

So thats why they call you Vince the Prince, you're earning royalties.
If by they you mean you...I guess so :p

That was pretty clever though. *slow clap*

[Liberi Fatali]

If by they you mean you...I guess so :p

That was pretty clever though. *slow clap*
I am a representative of the people.

[Riva]

My god. I have created a monster. I think if I had restricted my vanity, I could have saved the forum a lot of personalised threads...

I'm not sure whether it is a good or bad thing, though...

---------------------------------------------------

So! Guess who worked 11.5 hours yesterday? Yep, moi. For a whopping A$200, I went to the Great Barrier Reef, snorkelled, made friends with this awesome couple from Yorkshire, became the idol of this little boy called Harry from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, taught Yumi and Shun basic Aussie phrases (No worries, etc), and even saw a whale and a pod of dolphins up close. Plus, I won a free beer, thanks to my fanboyism of Pink Floyd.

So, Caroline and John are from North Yorkshire, and area about 20 or so. Great people. Friendlier than the English bastards on MX, no doubt. :p I started talking to them when Yumi (one of my students) was scuba diving. We played Top Trumps with Harry, a 5 year old extrovert from Newcastle. It was brilliant.

The reason I won the beer is that one of the crew members of the ship we took to the reef played guitar and sang in addition to securing the boat. He was really talented, which suprised me. Anyways, he said, "time for some trivia. Whoever can tell me who wrote this song, not recorded, but wrote, gets a free drink". And then he played the opening chords of Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2). Someone shouted out Pink Floyd, but he shook his head and said "Who wrote it?". Meanwhile, I stood up and started shouting Roger Waters. But I was lost in a sea of "David Gilmour!". Finally I started waving my arms and shouting "Roger Waters!" And I won. :cool:

Another amusing thing about the trip; The reef safety advisor who briefed us was a Kiwi. She was fairly pretty, but the most amusing thing was her accent caused some laughs as she said the phrase: "Only six can be on the back deck at any time". Basically, if you don't know Kiwi accents, they stuff up the vowels, so i = e, a = ie, e = i. So, what I heard her as saying was: Only sex can be on the big dick at any time."

---------------------------------------------------

Well, my mother finally returned from Europe. I picked her up from the airport at 4am. Fun! She had a great time, and took over 300 pictures. :eek: I also scored in the gift compartment. I got:

Designer clothes from Paris and Venice.
Two albums from the Virgin Superstore in London (Blue Oyster Cult - Super Hits, and Rolling Stones - Tattoo You)
An official Renault F1 shirt from the showroom on the Champes De Elyse (sp?)
An official Ferrari Racing T-shirt from the original factory in Rome.
A Paris University sweatshirt.
And! A new hunting knife from a castle in Germany. Mum tried to get something related to Hellmuth, but was told she was in the wrong part of Germany. So she got me this dagger instead. I'll upload a pic soon.

And that is my updated life.

Bump

[jpj]

Bump
I read that already :cool:

[Permanent Solution]

I read that too Jason...which is odd because I miss most of the discussion in here.

Liberi: No you aren't. People are dumb.

[Liberi Fatali]

Another amusing thing about the trip; The reef safety advisor who briefed us was a Kiwi. She was fairly pretty, but the most amusing thing was her accent caused some laughs as she said the phrase: "Only six can be on the back deck at any time". Basically, if you don't know Kiwi accents, they stuff up the vowels, so i = e, a = ie, e = i. So, what I heard her as saying was: Only sex can be on the big dick at any time.
We pronounce stuff how they're meant to be pronounced, not like you bloody Aussies. You all have a habbit of saying your vowels 2 octaves higher than they're meant to be, and in a very nasal-y acccent. That constant high-pitched nasal voice reminds me of that ooo-----my----gawd person off of Friends.

Liberi: No you aren't. People are dumb.
Oh Vince, flattery will get you everywhere. :grin:

[Riva]

We pronounce stuff how they're meant to be pronounced, not like you bloody Aussies. You all have a habbit of saying your vowels 2 octaves higher than they're meant to be, and in a very nasal-y acccent. That constant high-pitched nasal voice reminds me of that ooo-----my----gawd person off of Friends.


At least I don't proclaim to the world that the fush ind chups ere sex dullahs ind tin cints. :mad:

[jpj]

At least I don't proclaim to the world that the fush ind chups ere sex dullahs ind tin cints. :mad:
The fish and chips are $6.10?

[Liberi Fatali]

At least I don't proclaim to the world that the fush ind chups ere sex dullahs ind tin cints. :mad:
You Aussies say it like 'Feesh 'n cheeps aar seeex dollars in tin ceeennts'

I'd say your accents are much worse. :p

Edit: I forgot to add that you like to prolong your vowels (especially E, A and I) for very long periods of time, while raising them a few octaves over the course of the vowel.

[Illmatic]

Let's just end this by saying that Americans, Canadians, and Brits are the only people who can speak English.

[Moses]

I was born in Lithuania and I speak English as a first language. Of course I grew up in America.

[Liberi Fatali]

Let's just end this by saying that Americans, Canadians, and Brits are the only people who can speak English.
Well I'd say the Brits are. The bastardized version the Americans speak is slowly transforming into 'American' not 'English' anymore. While the Canadians say 'eh' far too many times to be taken seriously.

[jpj]

Let's just end this by saying that Americans, Canadians, and Brits are the only people who can speak English.
I don't know, ever heard people from the Deep South? Hell, even in South Carolina you can't understand some of the people.

People from the Dakotas and that area say "eh" a good amount. They have funny accents too.

[Illmatic]

They're still more coherent than Aussies and Scots.

I forgot about the Irish. The Irish are competent at speaking English as well.

[Liberi Fatali]

They're still more coherent than Aussies and Scots.


True, but not hard to do. :p

[Mekkalayakay]

you've got to listen to this song (http://s9.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=08ASSSLWSGMUE1ULGIVAKZBZKI )

Because I love you all so much. :'(

[Moses]

Black Sheep are awesome.

[PinkFreud]

i bought clothes and an external hard drive today.

discuss?

[Mekkalayakay]

Out of all the song lyrics I've heard in my life, nothing beats this song.

[GaggingOrder]

I got in an arguement with my parents today, which ended in me going into my room to listen to blues, only to find the batteries in my CD player dead.

[Kingofdudes]

Im starting to think changing my name was a mistake :-/

My new computer kicks ***

I am starting to love PF even more lately :D

Kick *** avatar mek. I love that album
/randomness
Np: PF - Money

[PinkFreud]

dane cooks new cd is awesome.

[Endless Obsession]

O shiiii looks like I got tickets to my first Yankees game at the stadium.

[GaggingOrder]

Nice Buckley avatar, Freud.

I'm actually YSIing an entire album and more for my upcoming Il Mio Filo thread, and with 56k it will take all night, so I'm gonna sit on the sofa and just hang out for a while. I'm not sure I'll be posting tommorow. I want to get out of the house and just roam around for a while tommorow before my doctor's appointment.

EDIT: The 'actually' made it sound like I meant a Buckley record. But I don't. I just felt like using the word 'actually'.


*goes back to sleep*

[PinkFreud]

buckley is great.

someone has the same avatar as me. the bastage.

[littledrummerboy]

97 more posts and this is bigger than the metallica thread, yay!?

[GaggingOrder]

No one has an avatar as badass as mine.

And there will not be one as badass as mine until I make a new one.

*goes back to sleep*

[Burdcheese]

97 more posts and this is bigger than the metallica thread, yay!?

The old one was much longer

[munky_magik]

Andrew W.K - I get Wet (http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0K1YAVJNOPV6L065M4HJQ3VOEM) and Andrew W.K - The Wolf (http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0FDC7E5CWS2OW2OHYUZASB7M3U) for anyone that wants them.

Also Juno Reactor - Navras (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.php?id=24BNST9SF9GK839VG49ZFZSG04) which is a really cool song, on the off chance that anyone will actually download any of these.

[Riva]

Thankyou very much Ali. I have to get off the computer now, but I shall be downloading those on the morrow. :D

[munky_magik]

Take your time. I posted my latest CD haul a while ago, so check there in case you want anything.

And now I'm off to procure some bread of the sliced variety :wave:

[Riva]

Speaking of free music:

Speaking of Power Metal and its influences... cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311479), cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=363891), cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=273777)


Tarot
I Rule (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3OXXGNAGF34IM0F25OK40CZKE2)
Angels Of Pain (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0AG7FCN9JLJL012WWKH0V6EE2B)
Kill The King (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3UJEJ1Y3TFKVT0WBUGZ6ZM00RO)

-----------------------------
Stratovarius
Destiny (coming soon)

-----------------------------
Manowar \m/
The Gods Made Heavy Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1D3Y146A4GFZH1NV68O0T2RNDI)
The Power Of Thy Sword (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=12XT3BNPGVEM12K15GNYVDPVKV)
Fighting The World (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2T6QNB4A85PAF1BT13J89A1K1P)
Blow Your Speakers (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=195ANM033SGXM0TOLJPNDYFEWX)
Kings Of Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0STGYU405ZZCI2SBBN8VFG16MA)

-----------------------------
Dream Evil
Let's Make Rock! (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0M681DQCBVY3S2HA4DRVLX16W7)
Heavy Metal Jesus (http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EPIXSMSZR7NS3R33U253FLKAZ)
M.O.M (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1HAPOJW8UVWB61WMYW68JUMCAB)
The Sledge (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2B5K6CTLV4Z8O3DP5O3WAJDTMX)
Children Of The Night (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2JUW2HGGE104Z1EXGCZ6FBO9UK)
The Book Of Heavy Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=24SAPKQL28W4F2X9W8NCFU2P4P)

----------------------------
Galloglass

Dragon's Revenge (http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Q6SPSRSO1FDG0TKALN6HKP2UD)
A Wintertale
Legends From Now And Nevermore
Crusade Of The Damned

[Lord Abortion]

I love you Jason, I hope you know that... :D

this sonata arctica live album kicks balls in a supreme style!

I slept in 'til 12:30 this afternoon, well done me... and I have the day free from doing anything so my plans include MX, metal and final fantasy VII

I also second the previous request for some free online RPG's now my connection seems to be fix'd

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Andrew W.K - I get Wet (http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0K1YAVJNOPV6L065M4HJQ3VOEM) and Andrew W.K - The Wolf (http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0FDC7E5CWS2OW2OHYUZASB7M3U) for anyone that wants them.

Also Juno Reactor - Navras (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.php?id=24BNST9SF9GK839VG49ZFZSG04) which is a really cool song, on the off chance that anyone will actually download any of these.


Juno Reactor is blocked. :(

I haven't heard any of them in along time because I lost the few mp3's of them I had.

Hurrah! Off to work now...so early, but hell at least I will get home earlier now.

NP - Ayumi Hamasaki - Evolution

this song is oh so catchy.

[munky_magik]

Juno Reactor is blocked. :(

I haven't heard any of them in along time because I lost the few mp3's of them I had.
I'll re-upload it nowish. YSI seems to be playing mindgames with me :-/

I got their Labyrinth album a few days ago, which I can upload if you'd like.

EDIT: Hah! Eat this YSI ! Juno Reactor - Navras (http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13QFPR4O2AJ5L0ZEKY27H7PN9L)

[Firecracker]

Hey R&M.

I've just got a new account, because i felt like a change, so i am firecrackercheese not some silly n00b. :-p

YSI was really pissing me off yesterday, i uploaded a whole 16 track album of individual songs, and none of the links worked when i posted it up.

[munky_magik]

Yeah, it seemss to do that sometimes for some reason. I just re-name the files and re-upload and it seems to work. Silly YSI.

Whilst getting photos done for my Student ID card, I took a quick look in HMW and managed to pick up Blazing Saddles and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest on DVD in their buy one get one free deal :cool:

[Lord Abortion]

YSI seems to be being a bitch lately, but not really for me...

[Firecracker]

According to Kif, it's because they're trying to crackdown on filesharing music inparticular, various filenames don't work, so munky, that's probably why when you change them it works.
But i don't have time for all that faffing around.

[munky_magik]

I'm not sure how they distinguish between the likes of us uploading MP3s and legitimate uses.

[Firecracker]

I'm not sure how they distinguish between the likes of us uploading MP3s and legitimate uses.
:confused:
I think it's a load of pooper scoopers.

[ATM]

I got my new liscense yesterday.

My picture is so funny, I look like a convict. (or a corpse, according to my sister) :(

[clearvision]

Hey R&M.

I've just got a new account, because i felt like a change, so i am firecrackercheese not some silly n00b. :-p

YSI was really pissing me off yesterday, i uploaded a whole 16 track album of individual songs, and none of the links worked when i posted it up.

Get a merge from the site forum if the thread is stil open :)

[munky_magik]

They probably just pick a few files to take off their servers every now and again since realistically most of what they get is illegal in some degree or another. Oh yeah, this is now my second post on these here forums. :wave:
Welcome back. Did you have a nice holiday?

[clearvision]

Oh yeah, this is now my second post on these here forums. :wave:

Why?

I noticed Trilemma had his reset too i think. :confused:

[munky_magik]

Why?

I noticed Trilemma had his reset too i think. :confused:
He does that all the time, for some reason.

[Firecracker]

omg such a n000b. :D
Hey Med.


I might have a merge when i can't be bothered anymore, and see how much postcount i have after that. So exciting.


I thought it was quite a good idea, YSI, because there are about a million YSI threads about the place, and it's a good way to exchange music, really getting bands heard, i wouldn't mind, as long as they bought stuff afterwards, i mean, if you're getting heard it's all good right. But yeah, there are so many laws these days, everything seems to have something illegal in it one way or other.

[clearvision]

He does that all the time, for some reason.

Hmm maybe it makes him feel powerful...

How many people are actually gonna buy the music? I don't have the money, if i download an album, sometimes i'll only listen to it once or twice. England is also ridiculous for buying music at CD stores, HMV sell most CD's for like £15. I know downloading is wrong, and i would rather be able to buy albums for £5, but i really have no alternative.

Buying used cd's creates the same bad effect as downloading, amirite?

[Lord Abortion]

hxxp://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1TYJ107AW8G2T1CMAUIW020Q0T

check out this R.E.M cover- it's cool

[Firecracker]

Buying used cd's creates the same bad effect as downloading, amirite?
I suppose they are.
I buy new cds that are just out from bands i already like, from shops.
But i buy albums i just find, on ebay, because i can't be bothered to spend loads of money on them if i'm going to get loads.

[RCA]

Why do people put the two x's in YSI links? :confused:

[clearvision]

Why do people put the two x's in YSI links? :confused:

To try and stop the link getting tracked.

Another thing with buying CD's, how long is it gonna be till media changes again? Will it stay on Cd's? Go all out to Mp3's?

I think the post count does show a degree of experience, information you can trust and stuff. But also if a new user posts constructiveley, people don't say anything. Why would you want to abolish postcount? if someone spams to raise their postcount they get banned anyways...

[ATM]

Hey Med :)

Were you just vacationing in the USA?

[RCA]

To try and stop the link getting tracked.

Oh, I see. I had trouble following one the other day, and then I found out that was the problem. I was like "wtfmate?" :confused:

[Lord Abortion]

yeah, the last time I posted that song, ysi tracked it and blocked it

[Firecracker]

That's ghey.
I was also wondering that...

[Firecracker]

Yeah, what Med's saying, i would much prefer having a cd of a band i like than having a few scattered mp3s of them. It's something you can hold you know, and say you own. And some of the artworks are brilliant and you would love to own a copy of it.


With the postcount thing, i think it's alright, and should be kept, people do put a lot on store for it, but sometimes it's just a laugh, but it is something you can look at and if you have contributed a lot, you can have a figure there to prove it, but it's like the join date, it's a name or number, and it's just a figure, only there to keep records....

Another thing:
Is Jom: AntiHero by any chance??

[Jom]

Another thing:
Is Jom: AntiHero by any chance??

Yes. How are things, you wanna-be Ruddess?

[Arucard]

Material music collections mean alot to me, hence why i bought Slaughter Of The Soul on vinyl, just because its so cool!

Now i have that album on CD, Promo disk and Vinyl.

[ATM]

Yep...stuck to DC and New York just doing the whole tourist thing although we ventured into Virginia and Maryland as well.



meh, it just seems to be that people put too much store by it anyway. I mean, I have no idea who some people are around here due to name changes but if they're posting decently I couldn't really care less either. Doesn't really matter I guess. And I think CDs won't die for the forseeable future, not least because not everyone can easily download music, but there's no doubt that digitial music will keep on growing in popularity, as the record labels have finally realised. I prefer owning a CD personally.

What the hell, I live in Maryland!

We could have gone to a show :cool:

[Lord Abortion]

hxxp://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=38766LZU44QT20J8JW4051PV0T

anyone want some random megadeth?

[Shattered_Future]

hxxp://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=38766LZU44QT20J8JW4051PV0T

anyone want some random megadeth?

mmmmmm...random Megadeth. :)

[Firecracker]

Yes. How are things, you wanna-be Ruddess?
Haha, woooo. :cool:
Yeah things are good.
How about you?
What turned on the name change?

[Lord Abortion]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=371113

for the record... Megadeth

[Arucard]

For the record, that Dimebag thread sucks.

NP : Iced Earth : Pure Evil.

\m/

[Lord Abortion]

NP : Iced Earth : Pure Evil.\m/
night of the stormrider came today.. I love it :cool:

I am hopefully going to record my final taste of my scythe version tonight

NP- children of bodom-sixpounder

[Shred Danson]

I am hopefully going to record my final taste of my scythe version tonight

Sounds good.

You seem familiar for some odd reason...

NP: Cathedral- The Devil's Summit

Funky doom songs rule.

[Mekkalayakay]

night of the stormrider came today.. I love it :cool:

I love that album. x 348723492374

:thumb:

[Lord Abortion]

Sounds good.

You seem familiar for some odd reason...

NP: Cathedral- The Devil's Summit

Funky doom songs rule.
why?

apart from the fact I']m Lord Abortion's alternate account due to his bannage?

cathedral are cool

and maky- I really like Greely's vocals, his halfordy scream is cool

[jpj]

I'm sure I'd love that album if I had it. I only have Somthing Wicked This Way Comes.

[Shred Danson]

apart from the fact I']m Lord Abortion's alternate account due to his bannage?

No, you just seem like a silly little fag to me.

:p

Why the bannage?

[Mekkalayakay]

Night of the Stormrider is my favorite IE album.


And as for me, I've got 10 cd's being delivered in hopefully anywhere from now-2 hours. =)


edit: wtf.....I just checked my email, and according to that, my package had already been sent like an hour ago.

So I run outside and open the door, and there's this little box sitting there.

Me: :eek:

Me 10 seconds later. :angry:

The UPS guy didn't even ring the doorbell. :( I could have had this package an hour ago.

[Lord Abortion]

No, you just seem like a silly little fag to me.

:p

Why the bannage?
Hey... that was uncalled for...

and it was the morbid jokes pit thread, 3 weeks for posting in it...

[Stoic]

hope you enjoy these CDs. I'm going down town tomorrow but I must not buy any CDs with the money I've saved for clothes :upset:

[Shred Danson]

Hey... that was uncalled for...

and it was the morbid jokes pit thread, 3 weeks for posting in it...

Hehe, I'm sorry.

3 weeks ain't bad. At least you've got a backup account. Do you have AIM, by chance?

[Lord Abortion]

Hehe, I'm sorry.

3 weeks ain't bad. At least you've got a backup account. Do you have AIM, by chance?
yeah, LordOllie6

I prefer MSN though

[Stoic]

yo Ollie, out of curiosity why did you choose Lord Abortion as you MX user name?

[Lord Abortion]

yo Ollie, out of curiosity why did you choose Lord Abortion as you MX user name?
I wanted to have people refer to me as "your lordship" :p

plus it's an awesome cradle of filth song, I may upload it for a laugh

hxxp://s63.yousendit.com/d.php?id=16X5OPR7GTVKW3GWFNSOAL6ASK

sweet as... cradle of filth-lord abortion

[magicbus]

I really like the live version of Maggot Brain. The guitar is very, very, very good.

[KBSD91]

Abortion you only got 3 weeks? I got slapped with a 31 day. I guess they really hated my baby joke. But oh well. A month ban isn't going to keep my down, tomorrow I go to Gigantour.

[Shred Danson]

I prefer MSN though

Yeah, well some of us aren't that priveleged, my friend.

[Stoic]

Yeah, well some of us aren't that priveleged, my friend

Why do you have to be privileged to use MSN? :confused:

Abortion you only got 3 weeks? I got slapped with a 31 day. I guess they really hated my baby joke. But oh well. A month ban isn't going to keep my down, tomorrow I go to Gigantour

who are you?

/searches for the morbid jokes thread :p

[Lord Abortion]

Abortion you only got 3 weeks? I got slapped with a 31 day. I guess they really hated my baby joke. But oh well. A month ban isn't going to keep my down, tomorrow I go to Gigantour.
I don't know, I thought it was three weeks, it might have been increased, Jelle said three though and I am inclined to believe him, mine wasn't even a dead baby one

[KBSD91]

who are you?
Butcher

I don't know, I thought it was three weeks, it might have been increased, Jelle said three though and I am inclined to believe him, mine wasn't even a dead baby one

Hmm.. oh well.

[Shred Danson]

Why do you have to be privileged to use MSN?

I wouldn't dwell on anything that I say if I were you.

[Stoic]

Butcher

:eek: Hrothgar! Good kids stay out of the pit :mad:. I suppose I'll stop posting there. All the threads seem illegal for some reason, I wont take a risk

irrelavant: Has anyone covered Buckethead in his FAs?

I wouldn't dwell on anything that I say if I were you.

Ok :p

/shuts up

[munky_magik]

irrelavant: Has anyone covered Buckethead in his FAs?

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5023315&postcount=2

[KBSD91]

Nah, no one has covered him. I was thinking of doing a thread on him. But I don't know much about him. So I decided to wait for someone more knowledgeable do one.

[trev913]

I like Buckethead, but his crap's hard to find.

[KBSD91]

I like Buckethead, but his crap's hard to find.

There's a few of his songs in the YSI thread you might not have heard.

[Jom]

/pays R&M a visit

Hey Liberi :wave:

Haha, woooo. :cool:
Yeah things are good.
What turned on the name change?

Well, no one called me Antihero around the forums after Jelle started calling me "Little Jom" (to distinguish me and DBJ, who is "Big Jim," heh), so then the "Little" moniker was dropped, since I'm not all that "little." After that point, everyone just started calling me "Jom," so I figured that hopefully DBJ would give me a namechange in his thread in Site, and he thankfully obliged, so that's how that went about.

New photo in the photoalbum, I see. Just kidding.

But, yeah, nice to hear from you again.

I will be quite the altruist and give you a free album.

:cool:

Thanks man, I couldn't find The Wolf anywhere in stores for some odd reason.

Post morbid jokes in thread. Get banned.

I was tempted to post that "Those aren't tomatoes!" joke that I always tell in the AIM chats, but instinct told me that I would get punished for it.

So much for foresight, heh :p

[Mekkalayakay]

I like Buckethead, but his crap's hard to find.

I always see Population Override, Colma, or The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell (or sometimes all 3) when I go into cd stores, but I haven't managed to find any of his other stuff. (discluding online stores that is)


But update on my 10 cd's that arrived. I've listened to Bal Sagoth's Star-fire Burning Upon the Ice-veiled Throne of Ultima Thule, and :eek:

/loves

[Jom]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8898478&postcount=1

This is the absolute best threadstarting question I have ever seen on MX.

[munky_magik]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8898478&postcount=1

This is the absolute best threadstarting question I have ever seen on MX.
/Jom whore's his question on his secrect alternate account :p

[Jom]

Pshht, nah. I've been an athlete for longer than just a month :p

EDIT: I mean, look at his profile's interests:

"computers, video games, music, girls, and of course, guitar!"

Does that even remotely resemble something I'd write in my profile? Hahaha.

By the way, in case you missed this for some odd reason:

I will be quite the altruist and give you a free album.

:cool:

Thanks man, I couldn't find The Wolf anywhere in stores for some odd reason.

So, thanks again :)

[Arucard]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8898478&postcount=1

This is the absolute best threadstarting question I have ever seen on MX.

:lol:

Thats awesome.

[Lord Abortion]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8898478&postcount=1

This is the absolute best threadstarting question I have ever seen on MX.
ITL means "In tears laughing" right?


now it does- ITL
that's funny as hell

[RNR]

I posted in that thread seriously :(

[munky_magik]

Pshht, nah. I've been an athlete for longer than just a month :p

EDIT: I mean, look at his profile's interests:

"computers, video games, music, girls, and of course, guitar!"

Does that even remotely resemble something I'd write in my profile? Hahaha.

No, so it would be the perfect thing to write to throw us off your scent :smoke:


I'll stop now
By the way, in case you missed this for some odd reason:

So, thanks again :)
It's not a problem. I'm happy somebody found them useful :)

One of these days I'll finish my RYM account and people can request albums.

[Arucard]

Oh God, this guy is so dumb.

O ****, what reasons do you have, I learned sweeping and fast runs in a day, easy as hell, the fact you can't do it makes it look like you suck. Shred is perhaps the easiest, and most overdone form of guitar playing.
Nothing in instrument playing is hard, after you learn it, it becomes second nature, and it takes less and less time for it become second nature the longer you play. And shred came very easily, music comes so extremely easy to me.

Its that hellmaburton guy :\

[munky_magik]

Oh God, this guy is so dumb.

O ****, what reasons do you have, I learned sweeping and fast runs in a day, easy as hell, the fact you can't do it makes it look like you suck. Shred is perhaps the easiest, and most overdone form of guitar playing.
Nothing in instrument playing is hard, after you learn it, it becomes second nature, and it takes less and less time for it become second nature the longer you play. And shred came very easily, music comes so extremely easy to me.

Its that hellmaburton guy :\
Oh my.

[Arucard]

I obviously suck :(

[munky_magik]

I obviously suck :(
It's ok...I suck too. :(

[Mekkalayakay]

Oh God, this guy is so dumb.

O ****, what reasons do you have, I learned sweeping and fast runs in a day, easy as hell, the fact you can't do it makes it look like you suck. Shred is perhaps the easiest, and most overdone form of guitar playing.
Nothing in instrument playing is hard, after you learn it, it becomes second nature, and it takes less and less time for it become second nature the longer you play. And shred came very easily, music comes so extremely easy to me.

Its that hellmaburton guy :\

He's basically a dumbass though so no worries.

[Jom]

munky: I have a RecordNerd account, but it's not even close to being fully up-to-date; in addition, I have a rather slow connection, so any albums that I would upload for people would come in thirds or quarters, so it would be easier on my connection to handle.

Arucard: Ouch.

Nothing in instrument playing is hard, after you learn it, it becomes second nature

What?!

Uh, I didn't just pick up a trumpet/guitar or sit down next to a piano/keyboard and then learn it. It was hard to learn how to play those instruments without instruction, and can be still. I don't see what he's getting at.

EDIT:

I suck :(

I suck more than the two of you combined at guitar, I'm sure :)

[Arucard]

It's ok...I suck too. :(

We can suck at guitar together (i did not want to say we can suck together for obvious reasons).

Then again, his user title is 'Hendrix Is My Jesus.'

[RNR]

It's hard to sound good after playing really fast for more than 5 seconds. Which is why I don't do it :)

[Arucard]

But that doesn't stop it being hard to learn to play fast.

[Lord Abortion]

Nothing in instrument playing is hard, after you learn it, it becomes second nature, and it takes less and less time for it become second nature the longer you play. And shred came very easily, music comes so extremely easy to me.

really? that sonds like an idiot's post to me...

[Stoic]

/joins the Jom + Arucard + Munky sucky guitar player club :upset:

[Arucard]

I tell you, if i could sweep, i would not use it lots. I wish i could pick faster, but i don't really care for sweeping.

[Lord Abortion]

I'm going to see if I can amass 1000 posts on this account in my 3 week ban

[Arucard]

I got 600 in two weeks without trying very hard, so you shouldn't have much/any trouble. What you get banned for?

[Six Foot Revolver]

I'm going to see if I can amass 1000 posts on this account in my 3 week ban
Seeing you have so many already I don't think it would be much of a problem :)


NP: Queens of the Stone Age - Burn the Witch

[Lord Abortion]

I got 600 in two weeks without trying very hard, so you shouldn't have much/any trouble. What you get banned for?
Morbid jokes thread, have you MSN?
I don't want to link to it here as that would probably get me banned again

[Arucard]

freakinacage31@hotmail.com

And that is wierd, i got the 'you are not allowed to post for another 20 seconds' thing twice today! Im posting to fast in The Pit.

[RiceMonster]

I tell you, if i could sweep, i would not use it lots. I wish i could pick faster, but i don't really care for sweeping.
I can pick at a pretty fast speed. I can't sweep for **** though.

[Mekkalayakay]

I am very quick with pick speed, but I can't do anything else really. I can't solo decently. (shred soloing, which isn't that big of a deal to me) I can't sweep, but I wouldn't use that anyway.

But yeah man, I learned everything I know in one day, and if you can't do that, you are an idiot and you suck at guitar.

/:p

[Arucard]

I totally agree. It taken me two years, i must suck so hard compared to you.

[Endless Obsession]

I can pick fast like Slayer style alternate picking the E string palm muted, but I cant solo fast. I have no desire to really learn how to either. Soloing isnt as fun as playing real songs.

[RiceMonster]

I'm best at Blues and Rock guitar, but I want to play metal. MY metal soloing isn't very good, but I'm satsified with my blues and rock soloing. But then again, Blues and Rock guitar are pretty easy.

[Arucard]

I can pick fast like Slayer style alternate picking the E string palm muted, but I cant solo fast. I have no desire to really learn how to either. Soloing isnt as fun as playing real songs.

A Metalcore guitarist, eh?

[RiceMonster]

What's the difference between soloing and playing "real" solos?

[Six Foot Revolver]

A Metalcore guitarist, eh?
If not then he could always join Metallica :p

[Riva]

Speaking of Power Metal and its influences... cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311479), cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=363891), cough (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=273777)


Tarot
I Rule (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3OXXGNAGF34IM0F25OK40CZKE2)
Angels Of Pain (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0AG7FCN9JLJL012WWKH0V6EE2B)
Kill The King (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3UJEJ1Y3TFKVT0WBUGZ6ZM00RO)

-----------------------------
Stratovarius
Destiny (coming soon)

-----------------------------
Manowar \m/
The Gods Made Heavy Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1D3Y146A4GFZH1NV68O0T2RNDI)
The Power Of Thy Sword (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=12XT3BNPGVEM12K15GNYVDPVKV)
Fighting The World (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2T6QNB4A85PAF1BT13J89A1K1P)
Blow Your Speakers (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=195ANM033SGXM0TOLJPNDYFEWX)
Kings Of Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0STGYU405ZZCI2SBBN8VFG16MA)

-----------------------------
Dream Evil
Let's Make Rock! (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0M681DQCBVY3S2HA4DRVLX16W7)
Heavy Metal Jesus (http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EPIXSMSZR7NS3R33U253FLKAZ)
M.O.M (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1HAPOJW8UVWB61WMYW68JUMCAB)
The Sledge (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2B5K6CTLV4Z8O3DP5O3WAJDTMX)
Children Of The Night (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2JUW2HGGE104Z1EXGCZ6FBO9UK)
The Book Of Heavy Metal (http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=24SAPKQL28W4F2X9W8NCFU2P4P)

----------------------------
Galloglass

Dragon's Revenge (http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Q6SPSRSO1FDG0TKALN6HKP2UD)
A Wintertale (http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1RG1AEEJAXW8T1BMFOCYAIPN0C)
Legends From Now And Nevermore (http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2KFO8AAJ9A6S633OEW9FIU4W18)
Crusade Of The Damned (http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1H4QAASP5QTS02GW5W6YH0MADJ)

----------------------------------------------------------
Bump

Just in case you guys want some free music. ;)

Power Metal Ist Krieg! \m/

[Lord Abortion]

I can pick fast like Slayer style alternate picking the E string palm muted, .
what?

gui-tar? :confused:

[KBSD91]

I can pick fast like Slayer style alternate picking the E string palm muted, but I cant solo fast. I have no desire to really learn how to either. Soloing isnt as fun as playing real songs.

I'm pretty fast at rythm, but when I sometimes, when I try to solo I loose count and then I'm just all off, which I guess is why I really stick to rythm. I wouldn't worry (if you are) being able to solo as fast as Kerry King or Hanneman, though Slayer is one of my favorite bands, most of their solos are just random chromatics.

[Cain]

Legato reigns supreme with my soloing style. Since I improvise everything I rarely get caught up in stupid picking phrasing and other things that kill melodic spirit. I'm pretty fast: I can play pretty much any Satriani song (except for the bridge riff of Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing, and Bells of Lal Part II) and a little Vai. But my right hand is not very accurate. I can do quick gallops by circle picking (using the thumb and index muscles to alternate pick, rather than wrist or arm), but I can't do fast picked lines or tremolo lines to save my life. My rhythm skills are pretty cool, but I'm afraid that if I learn the quick picking stuff I'll kill my legato soloing.

EDIT: Slayer solos are the musical equivalent of barfs.

[RiceMonster]

Legato reigns supreme with my soloing style. Since I improvise everything I rarely get caught up in stupid picking phrasing and other things that kill melodic spirit. I'm pretty fast: I can play pretty much any Satriani song (except for the bridge riff of Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing, and Bells of Lal Part II) and a little Vai. But my right hand is not very accurate. I can do quick gallops by circle picking (using the thumb and index muscles to alternate pick, rather than wrist or arm), but I can't do fast picked lines or tremolo lines to save my life. My rhythm skills are pretty cool, but I'm afraid that if I learn the quick picking stuff I'll kill my legato soloing.
I improvise everything as well, and I've become quite good at it. I don't like to write solos, but the advantage is it's not slopy at all, while I make mistakes when I improvise.

[Mekkalayakay]

I totally agree. It taken me two years, i must suck so hard compared to you.

Oh gee man you suck you should get off these forums.

/wishes that guy would come into this thread. :upset:

[Cain]

Well, I have theory internalized to the point where I always know where I'm going and what I'm doing, so I rarely mess up in the way. I tend to think of music graphically while I play as well: I'm proud to say that I've made excellent progress in learning to not play positionally. I rarely ever use a box pattern except when I bust out a "lick." But when I'm improvising, I'll include a lot of bending, sliding, position shifting and weird intervals to take me along. It's become rather second-nature.

But that's when I'm jamming. When I have one four-bar solo in a non-guitar-oriented song, I tend to compose one by trial and error: improvising a few solos and eventually settling on one that I will always play for that particular song.

[trev913]

My soloing style is marked by repetition, mainly.

I'll play a bar, alter it. Then I'll play another bar and alter it, then combine the two.

[Lord Abortion]

since you all appear to be talking a foreign language, I'm going to bed...

[RCA]

My style ATM is mainly lick-based.

I haven't delved deep enough into theory to know about all the stuff you talk about, Lucas. I've got a basic knowledge of key/time signatures, time changes, and dynamics, but nothing too in-depth.

/me wants to learn more about theory

[RiceMonster]

I rarely ever use a box pattern except when I bust out a "lick."
I somewhat use box patterns. I call what I use "extended boxes", because I've taken the box patterns, figured out how they work, and figured out how to play the same pattern around the neck. I find it helped me out a lot, added a lot more variety to my leads, and just made them all around more interesting.

My style ATM is mainly lick-based.

I haven't delved deep enough into theory to know about all the stuff you talk about, Lucas. I've got a basic knowledge of key/time signatures, time changes, and dynamics, but nothing too in-depth.

/me wants to learn more about theory
I need to learn more thoery as well. I'm pretty much at the same level as you, and I could be a lot better if I knew more.

[Cain]

My style ATM is mainly lick-based.

I haven't delved deep enough into theory to know about all the stuff you talk about, Lucas. I've got a basic knowledge of key/time signatures, time changes, and dynamics, but nothing too in-depth.

/me wants to learn more about theory

See, time changes and key signatures only really become relevant with learning how to read standard notation. The practical theory, such as scales, chords, scale-chord relationships etc...these are the most important skills to have to be a proficient soloist and composer. You don't need the stuff that gets discussed in a basic theory book that is not oriented towards the average tab-whoring guitarist. The Guitar Grimoire is the perfect book for that kind of study. It's helped immensely with my understanding of that practical theory. I have only recently begun to understand key signatures and time signatures with my study of standard notation, but you don't need any of that to be a good soloist or a proficient songwriter. It's practical if you play an instrument that requires sight-reading: basically, every other kind of instrument besides the fretted ones.

[Riva]

Haha. Music talk in a musician forum. What a hoot!

Seriously though, since I am very poor at all my chosen instruments (guitar, sax, piano, vocals), I'll just post pictures of my new hunting knife.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=100_0429.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=100_0430.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=100_0431.jpg

NP: The Music Of The Night - Andrew Lloyd Webber

[magicbus]

You use that for hunting?! It looks like it'd be better suited for ancient Celtic sacrificial ceremonies.

EDIT: fix'd