R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[NJMetalMeister]

For Red Dwarf Fans (http://s27.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=31HPAX5NZ6ANC2GLVT8NKYEBRE)

Hahaha brilliant!

also, i just finished up my last term paper, time to celebrate, and i think this smiley face says it all :smoke:

[Stoic]

X12ouncesofhateX
will you miss Germany and the europian way of life?

[NJMetalMeister]

Some things i will miss, some i will not so much.

things i will miss:
1) Döner Kebabs
2) indian fast food
3) easy train rides to get to any town or city
4) not doing anything in school except at the end of the semesters

Things i will not miss:
1) writing term papers (i study comp sci, so never have to write them usually)
2) having to hear crap from just about every european that is not from the UK or ireland (for some reason those guys are different) about their opinion on america and american politics every time they find out im an american
3) not having a car (i miss that like no other)
4) Super high prices for everything in germany, especailly frankfurt
5) language barriers
6) extremely small supermarkets

[Stoic]

2) having to hear crap from just about every european that is not from the UK or ireland (for some reason those guys are different) about their opinion on america and american politics every time they find out im an american

:lol: you would hate me

extremely small supermarkets

how's that? Are you used to shopping from the large typical US shopping centres?

[Bartender]

Hello thread.

This is the sort of thing you're banned for in the first place, you know. Please stop it.


4) Super high prices for everything in germany, especailly frankfurt

Isn't stuff like property much cheaper? I know there's some difference like that, anyway.

What has magik uploaded For Red Dwarf Fans? I need to know if it's worth downloading, since it'll take me ages :-/

[NJMetalMeister]

the supermarkets in the US are beyond huge compared to every supermarket ive been to in europe. Granted i can find most of what i need, but the variety is very limited. like i would say the average supermarket here in germany has maybe 5 or 6 aisles worth of groceries, and then a produce section and a dairy section. Average supermarket near my place in the states is about 25 aisles plus a produce and dairy section. Very big difference

Edit: Tender:

Dunno about property prices in germany, seeing as i never looked into buying land here at all, although they do have a very large property shoratage which is a problem, so i would think that prices for property are fairly high at the moment, and the red dwarf thing was remember the dream sequence cat had where they were all singing and dancing? yeah that song in mp3 format

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I'm pissed off because my mom think I'm obsessed with this board. :rolleyes: She's made me stop getting on for a few days. And stop downloading. I'm still downloading (and will whenever I can) but just that I won't be able to get on here that often sucks big time. See you all around. :angry:

[Stoic]

indeed 739 posts in a month is obsession :p

EDIT

In fact I've always wondered how can some people have so many posts. Come on guys, what's your secret? :evil:

[Jom]

What has magik uploaded For Red Dwarf Fans? I need to know if it's worth downloading, since it'll take me ages :-/

It's a song called "Tounge-Tied" and it's only 1.55MB.

PS: I predict ten minutes, based on my experiences with 56K :)

[Bartender]

It's a song called "Tounge-Tied" and it's only 1.55MB.

PS: I predict ten minutes, based on my experiences with 56K :)

Ah. I think I'll leave it for now; I've got it on DVD, video and cassette tape already. Might get it later, to put on my mp3 player.


In fact I've always wondered how can some people have so many posts. Come on guys, what's your secret? :evil:

Well, some people spam.

[Stoic]

yeah 1.55 MB is about ten minutes. 56k suck, I'm so happy with my brand new adsl connection :D

Well, some people spam.

Most regulars, including you, dont. I guess you just have an opinion on everything :p

[NJMetalMeister]

In fact I've always wondered how can some people have so many posts. Come on guys, what's your secret? :evil:

mutual boredom, that and for some reason i find this board extremely entertaining when im stoned, which is often enough.

[Bartender]

Most regulars, including you, dont. I guess you just have an opinion on everything :p

Well I've just been here a long time.

<_< >_>

Pit regulars spam, more or less by definition.

[Ramsey]

Rob Trujillo looks a bit like Ramsey :)
I have to disagree. Rob Trujillo looks like a retarded horse.

[Arucard]

Well, i got the new Freaks Union albums. Uploads will follow after i play AoE 2 against my friend.

[Kingofdudes]

Everyone's PPD have shot through the roof. Some people that had the same post count as my 2 months ago have 2 - 4 thousand more than me now.

[magicbus]

Does anybody know if Stuart Hamm is in the bassist polls?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Gilmour- Yeah, I was noticing the fact that you and Pete had the same post count not too long ago, and now, he has ~2k more than you.

Ramsey- Perhaps that's what he was trying to say..:shifty:

[Josh]

'sup mx. i now only have 5 days of school left 'til my summer holidays :) no school tomorrow, its a teacher training day.
oh, and Ollie (lord abortion) is gonna be the deputy head boy next school year.
my postcount is still climbing, slowly.
NP: Rush - Freewill

[ATM]

Woah, I got repped last night for reporting a stupid thread.

Nice :)

Anyways, I'm sitting here in my boxers listening to some good music and trying to figure out where I want to apply for a job.

[RiceMonster]

Woah, I got repped last night for reporting a stupid thread.

Nice :)
Same here man. SonorKen has allways been a nice guy when giving out rep.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Me too. :cool:

So right now, I'm trying to learn the intro to Dirge for November. It's so beautiful, but I can't seem to get it right. It's a little bit more difficult than anything I've ever attempted, so I'm venturing a bit out of my comfort zone with this one.

Speaking of boxers, man you guys should see the ones I picked up at TJ Maxx a couple days ago! There black and silky and they have multi-colored chili peppers on them. :lol:I'd take a picture, but uhh I'm not sure I'd trust it in the hands of Madey. :shifty:

[Neurotoxin]

I just bought 2 new pairs last night. They're really silky. :lol:

[Arucard]

I wish i wasn't banned. It sucks having to use a different account :/

Oh well.

Some good punk for all you ignorant metalheads

Freaks Union : Before You Go - http://s49.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KJ4DDPZ8TGGA0BBKT9PM4NLYL

Download scumbags :angry:

[RiceMonster]

I wish i wasn't banned. It sucks having to use a different account :/

Oh well.

Some good punk for all you ignorant metalheads

Freaks Union : Before You Go - http://s49.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KJ4DDPZ8TGGA0BBKT9PM4NLYL

Download scumbags :angry:
Downloading. This will be a hard transition after listening to ambient music. :p

[NJMetalMeister]

Anyways, I'm sitting here in my boxers listening to some good music and trying to figure out where I want to apply for a job.

get a job as a cook in some restaurant, nothing too fancy, but not fast food either, juts a place that will hire you without any experience. You will come out of that job with the most hilarious stories to tell in the world, trust me on that.

[Stoic]

oh, and Ollie (lord abortion) is gonna be the deputy head boy next school year.


What does this mean?

NP Dying Fetus - Stop At Nothing album

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

get a job as a cook in some restaurant, nothing too fancy, but not fast food either, juts a place that will hire you without any experience. You will come out of that job with the most hilarious stories to tell in the world, trust me on that.

:lol: Do you know from expirience?

I have a few funny stories from working on a farm where I'm the only guy that speaks much english. This guy that I usually work with (His name is Primo, which is Spanish for cousin) is the hugest pothead that I've ever met. He shows up to work with this navy blue baseball cap with a 4 inch weed leaf embroidered on to it. :p Sometimes he even shows up at 6:30AM smelling like weed. Scary thought..Someone smoking out that early in the morning. He also knows about 4 phrases of english. "Yeah", "ready", "ok", and "whats up?"

[Rothmans]

get a job as a cook in some restaurant, nothing too fancy, but not fast food either, juts a place that will hire you without any experience. You will come out of that job with the most hilarious stories to tell in the world, trust me on that.

Hey I never got a good quote for Lister any help?

[NJMetalMeister]

yes i know from experience. Ill tell a semi amusing story right now because it just popped in my head. Not the funniest at all, but amusing.

Anyway when i used to work there, for a while there was this 35 year old guy named Phil who cleaned dishes. he was a huge alcoholic, huge, he used to keep alcohol hidden in the ice machine in the back. Anyway, the first time i ever had to work with him (i had heard stories well before this though) hes like "hey man, my name is Phil, youre over 17 right?" and im like "yeah" and before he even had a chance to explain anything i heard the manager shout back to us "JUSTIN IS NOT DRIVING YOU TO THE GOD DAMN LIQUOR STORE"

[Dancin' Man]

Hahahah! I like that story.

[ATM]

Post in my thread:

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359238

[NJMetalMeister]

here is a good lister quote that i thought up off the top of my head:

I didn't *lose* Red Dwarf.

[Dancin' Man]

I've decided I don't like this thread when all thosen00bs are in here because then all the vets leave. I don't dislike our n00bs, they are actually pretty likeable but I prefer the vets.

[Arucard]

/Is not actually a noob.

Im Joe, foo'.

[Dancin' Man]

Did you get banned for the pr0n in the Pit?

[ATM]

TMNT pr0n. It was sexy.

[Dancin' Man]

It was amazing. You couldn't really see anything. Was it a perm or temp?

[magicbus]

Who thinks the intro to "Flying" by the Beatles sounds like it could make a good rap beat?

[Paranoidd]

Scary thought..Someone smoking out that early in the morning.

It's called wake and bake.


...



:upset:

[Dancin' Man]

ha. Yeah, I haven't smoked in quite a while and haven't had sex in over a month. I am getting ansy, especially because I'll be away from home for the eintre month of July.

[GaggingOrder]

I've decided I don't like this thread when all thosen00bs are in here because then all the vets leave. I don't dislike our n00bs, they are actually pretty likeable but I prefer the vets.
I feel the same way. As wierd as that may sound.

[Paranoidd]

ha. Yeah, I haven't smoked in quite a while and haven't had sex in over a month. I am getting ansy, especially because I'll be away from home for the eintre month of July.

I got the best weed I've ever had yesterday.

[Arucard]

It was amazing. You couldn't really see anything. Was it a perm or temp?

Temp. 2 weeks, and your right, you couldn't see anything. It wasn't actually explicit atall. Still, the hilarity was definatly worth it heh.

[NJMetalMeister]

I got the best weed I've ever had yesterday.

i command you to give me some

[Stoic]

Dancin' Man
Arent you gone yet? Go to the death heads and see my post about the slow motion feeling, I'd like some more details on this in case you know since you are the first person ever to share this with.

[Dancin' Man]

I saw it. It was very cool. I left and then came back. Piano lesson. It's such a strange feeling. I used to hate it but I really like it now.

Could someone upload a song for me.

Blink 182 - Adam's Song?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

i command you to give me some

That looks extremely funny when taken out of context. :p

Pete- How long have you been playing piano for?

[Stoic]

this thread is full of stoners and alcoholics...

[heavy metal kid]

this thread is full of stoners and alcoholics...

no, i'm clean, and i post sometimes here.

1000 post :cool:

[Dancin' Man]

Wajak - like 2 months.

Anyone have Adam's Song? I really, really need it and soulseek is being a bitch.

[Arucard]

this thread is full of stoners and alcoholics...

I am not an alchoholic.

[Dancin' Man]

Because alcoholics admit it, amirite?

Wajak = nice guy :cool:

This is going to be the best song ever

/secret

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Why wajak?

Joe- Acceptance is the first step to recovery. :)

I've drank but I've never been drunk, and I've smoked but I've never been high. (a)

/is in on the secret

:cool:

[heavy metal kid]

I've drank but I've never been drunk, and I've smoked but I've never been high. (a)

most of the people drink to get drunk and smoke to get high.
but you know how to enjoy things :thumb: .

[Dancin' Man]

Washington Jake = Wajak. It also makes you sound like some sort of canoe brand.

I drink to get drunk and smoke to get high unless I am drinking beer or wine or smoking cigars (classy :cool: )

[Stoic]

The BPC

I know, it's an overstatement...
I'm just jealous I cant get drunk since I dont like drinking :upset:
I'm trying some beer again tomorrow :cool: and as soon as I get some money I'll do what the guys here recommended me (wodka cola, sweet drinks)

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Well, I don't make a habit out of either. I guess I was just saying that I don't really do either. :shrug:

Pete- That's what I figured the dipthong meant. (lozl dipthong)

[NJMetalMeister]

this thread is full of stoners and alcoholics...

i am neither, im a college student, there is a big difference

[Jom]

I'm a college student, and I've never touched either of the two. Does that make me special?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

It's pretty abnormal, but hey, I guess it'll do you good down the road.

[Bartender]

I'm a college student, and I've never touched either of the two. Does that make me special?

A friend of mine hadn't tried alcohol, and was determined not to (up until the end of school). I met up with him a couple of weeks ago (after we'd both finished the first year of university), and he'd caved in and gotten drunk a couple of times. Not through any love of alcohol, but because he had nothing else to do.

Anyway. Evening all.

NP Scarlet Diva

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I really can't talk, but I just wanted to extend my condolences to Jom for the death of the family member. I'm sorry.

[NJMetalMeister]

Hey i was straightedge til the end of sophmore year, but then i just stopped caring, that and the fact that hardcore is essentially dead didnt help the case either. On the plus side i was the very last out of all of my straightedge friends to break.

[Arucard]

Oh God, people have a total misconception of what Alcholism is. I drink, but i don't get drunk by myself, and i don't drink hard liquors or drink in the day. The earliest drink i have ever had was 1pm, after i had finished my last exam.

People seem to think that as soon as beer touches your lips these days, your destined to have a drinking problem.

[i am the robots]

Oh God, people have a total misconception of what Alcholism is. I drink, but i don't get drunk by myself, and i don't drink hard liquors or drink in the day. The earliest drink i have ever had was 1pm, after i had finished my last exam.

People seem to think that as soon as beer touches your lips these days, your destined to have a drinking problem.

It's really fecking irritating with my parents, cause they don't care when my bro drinks, but when I drink, they're like, you're far too young! Even though my brother has been drinking for years, and I'm only 2 years younger than him....

[Jom]

It's pretty abnormal, but hey, I guess it'll do you good down the road.

oic. You make me sound like a mutant :p

A friend of mine hadn't tried alcohol, and was determined not to (up until the end of school). I met up with him a couple of weeks ago (after we'd both finished the first year of university), and he'd caved in and gotten drunk a couple of times. Not through any love of alcohol, but because he had nothing else to do.

Anyway. Evening all.

Right, right. That's fine, though. I'm not saying drinking is bad. Only when you try to drive and then injure/kill yourself. It's just that, for me, I can find many ways to cure boredom than that. But again, I'm not saying what happened is bad. That's just how people react to different stimuli. I'm not claiming that what one person does over another is wrong or right in this case. But no driving while intoxicated, I mean.

/ramble

Evenin' to you.

I really can't talk, but I just wanted to extend my condolences to Jom for the death of the family member. I'm sorry.

Thanks very much, that was kind of you, albeit not really necessary on your part :)

It's just something I'd rather not discuss right now.

Oh God, people have a total misconception of what Alcholism is. I drink, but i don't get drunk by myself, and i don't drink hard liquors or drink in the day. The earliest drink i have ever had was 1pm, after i had finished my last exam.

People seem to think that as soon as beer touches your lips these days, your destined to have a drinking problem.

All I have to say to this is I hate Spikey. She's dumb as a rock.

[Arucard]

My Dad doesn't mind, he buys me beers, i just hate the way my brother and some of my friends call me an Alchy. Do i sit and drink vodka or cheap cider, i drink about twice a week when i go out or go to a party, or have a beer with my meal.

[NJMetalMeister]

Oh God, people have a total misconception of what Alcholism is. I drink, but i don't get drunk by myself, and i don't drink hard liquors or drink in the day. The earliest drink i have ever had was 1pm, after i had finished my last exam.

People seem to think that as soon as beer touches your lips these days, your destined to have a drinking problem.

Well i know quite a few people at my university who do not drink alone but i would still call them alcoholics. There is a particular group i have in mind who get drunk about 5 days a week, and make sure that each time they do drink, they drink so much they black out, because they are of the opinion that its not worth drinking if you dont get completely mashed to the point of not remembering what happened.

If that isnt alcoholism, i dont know what is.

[Stoic]

completely losing control is terrifying. Who knows what you can do...

[Arucard]

Ok, that probably is, but i don't do that. I have only ever fainted once, and im rarely (if ever) sick.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Yeah, Joe, I'm just kidding about the alcoholism thing. I always think that when you say you're drinking, it's not during the day, due to the time zones and such. :p

That still wouldn't make you alcoholic, but yeah, you get the idea.

I've got the acoustic intro to Dirge for November almost nailed. :cool: It's friggen hard to get the chord changes to transition correctly though...

Oh, and another reason why I've never been drunk is because I hate being sick. I know most people do as well, but even a weak cold just makes me miserable as hell. I haven't had the flu for 2 years now, but the last time I did, I had it baaad. I won't go into details, because I'm sure it's almost a bannable offense. hehe

[NJMetalMeister]

I have blacked out only a few times, i could count on one hand, so not many. I am not a fan, and i definitely try to avoid it. The problem i encounter now is that the booze in germany is so plentiful and cheap that my tolerance is so high i get sick before i get really drunk. Probably not good for my liver, but i now have a good idea of how drunk i can get before just losing my stomach everywhere.

On a more pleasant note, check out my thread on !T.O.O.H.!
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8473626#post8473626

[Congratulations]

completely losing control is terrifying. Who knows what you can do...
The first time my cousin got drunk he was throwing sand at people saying that it was grenades and that they were all going to die, then he tried to drop kick a tree. Then he got up off the ground because the tree owned him and punched the next guy he saw in the throat.

[Arucard]

I have never gone that far, and i don't intend to ever. As ICB knows, i get very horny when drunk though, so i usually end up with one of my close friends at the end of a party, which is ghey.

[NJMetalMeister]

Joe, Something similar happend to me monday night, i still have been unable to talk to the girl. We just kinda pass each other and give an acknowledgement, and that is it.

I dont reccomend it.

[Rothmans]

I am the biggest fool drunk its not even funny I make a complete fool out of myself in front of women and everything. I know this is sad but I kinda have an alter ego when I get drunk aswell.

[Arucard]

Joe, Something similar happend to me monday night, i still have been unable to talk to the girl. We just kinda pass each other and give an acknowledgement, and that is it.

I dont reccomend it.

Yes, just never do it again. I hate it, i now go for girls i don't know, and will never see again.

[NJMetalMeister]

I am the biggest fool drunk its not even funny I make a complete fool out of myself in front of women and everything. I know this is sad but I kinda have an alter ego when I get drunk aswell.

Sounds typical of the irish lads i have met here in germany. The other night they ended up streaking from one bar to another. And the one kid whos last name is hayes becomes "craze" when he gets completely pissed

[Rothmans]

Sounds typical of the irish lads i have met here in germany. The other night they ended up streaking from one bar to another. And the one kid whos last name is hayes becomes "craze" when he gets completely pissed

I become something worse the naked cowboy....... :upset:

I rarely get naked but always put on the hat.

Irish lads can be a bit notorius for drinking anyway.

[Illmatic]

Well, my girlfriend is gone now. I'm...not very happy, to say the least.

[NJMetalMeister]

yes, it is a close call as to who gets worse though, the irish or the germans. Ive met enough of both to the point where i should be able to pick one or the other, but alas i cannot.

[Arucard]

Poor Ray.

*hugs*

[Rothmans]

yes, it is a close call as to who gets worse though, the irish or the germans. Ive met enough of both to the point where i should be able to pick one or the other, but alas i cannot.

I have onle drank with germans once or twice there names in english were phillip and thomas pretty cool guys.

[Illmatic]

Thanks for that, Joe....I dunno, it's pretty rough. It took a while just to leave the airport...I didn't even leave until her flight started boarding. It's pretty weird not being near her now. I feel alone, I feel kinda empty.

/emo

[NJMetalMeister]

actually phillip and thomas are german names, only difference is what part of the name they accent. instead of the accent being on the "phil" its more on the "ip" and instead of the accent being on the "thom" its more on the "as"

[Rothmans]

actually phillip and thomas are german names, only difference is what part of the name they accent. instead of the accent being on the "phil" its more on the "ip" and instead of the accent being on the "thom" its more on the "as"
Yeah I know they were alright that was the moral of the story.

[NJMetalMeister]

stories dont need morals anymore. instead each story should involve someone getting brutally maimed, even if its a total lie.

[Rothmans]

stories dont need morals anymore. instead each story should involve someone getting brutally maimed, even if its a total lie.

:lol:
alright alright whatever they were cool and why be so gloom kryter?

[Arucard]

Thanks for that, Joe....I dunno, it's pretty rough. It took a while just to leave the airport...I didn't even leave until her flight started boarding. It's pretty weird not being near her now. I feel alone, I feel kinda empty.

/emo

I know the feeling. Whens the next time you will see her?

[NJMetalMeister]

i think my sympathy chip is malfunctioning.

[Rothmans]

i think my sympathy chip is malfunctioning.

:lol:
I love kryter he is brilliant I love Lister's northern excent aswell like

Why be so gloom krytah?

[Stoic]

X12ouncesofhateX
man !T.O.O.H.! are awesome, go and liven up the thread a bit

[NJMetalMeister]

thanks, ive actually known about them for a while, but for some reason i never really promoted them. but as i said earlier i finished my final term paper today, so its kind of like my gift to the boards with my newly found free time. This weekend should be a bit of a haze for me though, lot of end of term celebrations going on, especially since a lot of us are leaving in less than a month

[Illmatic]

I know the feeling. Whens the next time you will see her?

Probably not til we go back to college in late August/early September.

[Arucard]

Dammit. Other than missing her, your gonna have a serious sex withdrawal man. Unlucky.

Well, at least this shows you feel for her.

[NJMetalMeister]

Speaking of classic red dwarf, the Rimmerworld episode just came on internet tv, i love when they get to the planet and the king rimmer kisses the girl rimmer, so funny.

[Illmatic]

Dammit. Other than missing her, your gonna have a serious sex withdrawal man. Unlucky.

Well, at least this shows you feel for her.

Oh, don't I know it...at least we'll have some awesome "It's been too long since I've seen you!" sex when we see each other again :lol:

[NJMetalMeister]

haha okay this is my last red dwarf post for a while, great quote just happened

Cat: There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!
Kryten: That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. Might I suggest, however, that the rest of this discourse is continued by those with brains larger than a grape?

[i am the robots]

My lord I am in a bad mood, I hate my family so much.

I'm like an emo kid, except I have actual reasons to be pissed at my parents.

[Rothmans]

My lord I am in a bad mood, I hate my family so much.

I'm like an emo kid, except I have actual reasons to be pissed at my parents.

Why whats happend?

[Arucard]

My lord I am in a bad mood, I hate my family so much.

I'm like an emo kid, except I have actual reasons to be pissed at my parents.

Stab them. Was it you who replied to my myspace bulletin?

[i am the robots]

Why whats happend?

OK, here's the deal:

My mom always has a routine for me, I get up at 11:00 AM, I do the dishes, I do some yardwork, I clean the house, then I shower, and I'm out of the house at 3. Then whenever I come home, she yells at me about how the house is dirty, and how I didn't do the dishes, even though the fact is, my brother is a wasteful ****er who uses like 10 plates and 20 glasses a day, and never cleans up after himself after he eats. So I come home to a messy house, and have to clean up after everybody else (my whole family is that way, but my brother is the worst) and instead of thank you, or good job, my sister usually chimes in "Why are you so irritated, it would have been better if you did it earlier instead of at 11 at night."

So that's the usual schedule, I hang out with my friends during the afternoon, and evening, I do chorse before that, and when I get home, I do chores and go online. But today was ridiculous.

My yardwork today, my brother trims the hedges, I pick up all the trimmings (our yard is huge, so it's like 2 hours of work). I'm alright with that, I wake up today, my brother has a note at the foot of the stairs (his room is situated on a landing area at the top of a staircase, secluded from the rest of the house, it's kinda like a huge loft) "I need sleep, don't wake me," apparently his drinking binge last night was until 5 AM, woo! hurray for selfish assholes. So I did everything else I needed to do before I could go out, at 3, I tell my mom, "I'm going to James' house," her reaction was, "No you're not, you didn't do any yardwork today," so I told her, "Michael isn't even up yet," so she was pissed at him and told me to get him up, so I told him to get up, he's like, "I said don't wake me up, what the heck," I respond, "Shut the Hell up dude, it's 3PM," he's like, "Whoa, watch it man, don't swear at me," as if I have no right to be mad at him, so I tell him, "**** off dude, I'm stuck here because you didn't do what you have to, and besides, you swear at me all the time, and you punched me for not getting you a spoon last night, so you're not a goody two shoes, you **** arrogant prick," and he's like "What the Hell, why are you so mad at me?" I was like, "EVERY NIGHT YOU COME HOME DRUNK, AND MAKE A HUGE MESS, I GET YELLED AT FOR IT, YOU RUIN EVERY DAY I HAVE WITH YOUR BULL****, AND I'M SICK OF IT," so I went out and did some yardwork by myself, I came in, and my mom was like, "Get back out there, Michael's gonna trim now," and I was like, "Well what the Hell, I don't get to do anything at all today? My friends are waiting for me," and she says, "You're not going out until your yardwork is done, so I flipped out, and now I'm grounded because of something I had no control over.

[i am the robots]

Stab them. Was it you who replied to my myspace bulletin?

probably.

[NJMetalMeister]

That blows eleventeen, but most people dont like their parents for many reasons, its jsut a fact of life, a crappy fact of life but it is.

That being said though, im off to bed, have an early class tomorrow.

[GaggingOrder]

Wow, that sucks. WHy would you want to hang with friends though?

I'm like an Emo Kid but I don't cut myself.

NP - Scorpions - Send Me An ANgel

[Arucard]

probably.

Then the video on your profile had me in stitches.

:lol:

[Cain]

Listening to my new Nevermore album. Pretty sick. :)

[i am the robots]

That blows eleventeen, but most people dont like their parents for many reasons, its jsut a fact of life, a crappy fact of life but it is.

That being said though, im off to bed, have an early class tomorrow.

Well good luck with that man, and Joe, that probably wasn't me on myspace then, cause I have no videos in my profile.

[Steerpike]

Cain, I wanted to ask if you'd be interested in working on commission.

[Stoic]

Eleventeen
I'm afraid that your brother has serious problem and your mom doesn't want to admit it so she bursts on you :(. How old are you man, you'll be leaving home someday so just be patient

[Arucard]

http://hotlinktrackerv20.wimp.com/v/impressions.wmv

Watch that.

[i am the robots]

Eleventeen
I'm afraid that your brother has serious problem and your mom doesn't want to admit it so she bursts on you :(. How old are you man, you'll be leaving home someday so just be patient

I'm 16, 2 years to put up with this, and then I'm out, but luckily next year Michael's gonna be at College, so I'll have less cleaning to do, but I'll have to do yardwork all on my own in 1 1/2 acres of land.... still, I'll get yelled at for things that are my fault that way at least (I hope).

http://hotlinktrackerv20.wimp.com/v/impressions.wmv

Watch that.

Ahh yes, I've seen that on Comedy Central before, but it always gets me, now I can see it whenever I want, thanks man :thumb:.

[Arucard]

'You know their making another Friday The 13th Movie. Those kids are so easy to kill!'

'Is anyone in here? Hello? Billy? Im just gonna get naked and take a shower!'

[i am the robots]

'You know their making another Friday The 13th Movie. Those kids are so easy to kill!'

'Is anyone in here? Hello? Billy? Im just gonna get naked and take a shower!'

Sooo good, lol.

[Arucard]

'Arnold Schwarzneger this Summer is... Litte tortila boy.'

[i am the robots]

Yes, stand up comedy is ingenious...

[Congratulations]

I just got back from lunch at a chinese restaurant. The food was pretty good, until I found this big long nasty hair in my Chow Mein. At that point I brought the hair to the front desk and asked for another plate of food. When I got this food I found no hair, and was happy.

This was the first time that I have had the opportunity to complain to a restaraunt about something like that. I don't know why, but I've always wanted to do it.

[i am the robots]

I just got back from lunch at a chinese restaurant. The food was pretty good, until I found this big long nasty hair in my Chow Mein. At that point I brought the hair to the front desk and asked for another plate of food. When I got this food I found no hair, and was happy.

This was the first time that I have had the opportunity to complain to a restaraunt about something like that. I don't know why, but I've always wanted to do it.

That's awesome, I always love it when I hear that a place genuinly cares enough about their customers to refund them, it's just a good policy.

[Congratulations]

That's awesome, I always love it when I hear that a place genuinly cares enough about their customers to refund them, it's just a good policy.
I thought it was pretty nice of them. But before they gave me the food they had to see the hair to prove that it was one of the cooks and not one of the waitresses. That I found slightly rediculous, but whatever. It all worked out.

[i am the robots]

I thought it was pretty nice of them. But before they gave me the food they had to see the hair to prove that it was one of the cooks and not one of the waitresses. That I found slightly rediculous, but whatever. It all worked out.

It's all part of policy, if it's a waitress' fault, the cooks should not have to be punished and be forced to do extra work, though it still would suck for you.

[Congratulations]

It's all part of policy, if it's a waitress' fault, the cooks should not have to be punished and be forced to do extra work, though it still would suck for you.
Ya, I suppose that makes sense.

I want to go fishing. Anyone like to fish?

NP: Stillborn(acoustic) - Black Label Society

[Illmatic]

I like fishing a lot. Every time I go to the Cape I go deep-sea fishing.

[Congratulations]

I like fishing a lot. Every time I go to the Cape I go deep-sea fishing.
I've never gone sea fishing. I really want too though, I live lake fishing a lot so I can only imagine what ocean fishing would be like.

[Thor]

I like fishing a lot. Every time I go to the Cape I go deep-sea fishing.
What is the biggest fish you have ever caught?

[Syncratic]

I like to fish every so often. I've never been ocean fishing, though my friend Don fishes for sting rays every time he goes to Maryland. Anyone else do that?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

My dad got a 42 inche Sturgen yesterday. :lol: He didn't keep it though because he didn't know the policy on keeping sturgen and such.

[Congratulations]

My dad got a 42 inche Sturgen yesterday. :lol: He didn't keep it though because he didn't know the policy on keeping sturgen and such.
It's illegal where I live, but that may be because they are trying to repopulate them. Some guy in a town close to mine caught a 12 foot long sturgen in the Fraser River way back in the day, like 60 years ago or something.

[Thor]

Wow, my black metal thread has been quite popular. I guess this is me whoring my thread. Anyone who likes the genre should check it out now.

[Dancin' Man]

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HEQWXE3D6Z7M11G7DU09LU040

My cover of Blink 182's Adam's Song. :eek:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Jesus, that was quick. I don't think I coulda learned the original in that time. :upset:

Do you have a soundclick Pete?

[Thor]

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HEQWXE3D6Z7M11G7DU09LU040

My cover of Blink 182's Adam's Song. :eek:
Wow, it's pretty funny, and extremely catchy. It's funny listening to Blink 182 with harsh vocals.

[Moses]

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HEQWXE3D6Z7M11G7DU09LU040

My cover of Blink 182's Adam's Song. :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's awesome, I think this should be a new genre.

[Bartender]

probably.

*cough*


I just rather enjoyed watching Marcus Brigstocke ripping into one of our stupider political parties on a (usually less than amazing, to be honest) satirical show he hosts.

Morning all.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

G'day Bart. I love watching political TV shows. The hosts always make such arses of themselves. It's all so cliche too. "On todays lineup, we shall pick on President Bush, make fun of his pointy ears and his accent, and then we shall make jokes about how old Dick Cheney is as well."

:rolleyes:

[Bartender]

You should maybe try watching good satirical political shows? :)

[Dancin' Man]

Daily Show ++

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

:shrug: I rarely watch TV, but from what I've seen, that's about all that goes on. I'm not sure if there are good political shows out here. :-/ I do listen to quite a bit of talk radio though. When I get sick of Nirvana and Metallica, I just find an Public Radio station and listen to that. It's a little more civil than the TV shows I've seen. :p

[Riva]

Eleventeen: Sorry, but although it is infuriating, that's life. We who have lived a bit longer go through the same things everyday, from our bosses', friends, and parents. It's better to develop a thick skin to the mundane insults/frustrations, then blow your top everytime you get annoyed.

Fish Talk: I once caught a 1.7 metre Barra. It broke my rod when I pulled it out from the water. :lol:

My Life: I'm sick, going out soon, and considering learning Latin again.

[Endless Obsession]

Whats up everyone? Hows the everyone around here. I havent been around much because Ive been practicing with my band all the time. We have two shows this weekend, and then one on the 18th. We might get a show with Gizmachi and or Mushroomhead soon, so we are real excited. Yup, just thought I would share that. :cool:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

You missed out on our big 'ITT we* speak in different languages' yesterday Riva.















*Me and Madey, that is. :upset:


Pete- I just got done DLing Adam's Grind Song. It turned out pretty sweet. Much better than the original. I like the solo the best.

[Illmatic]

What is the biggest fish you have ever caught?

I don't remember the size, but I caught a marlin in the Keys a few years ago.

[i am the robots]

Eleventeen: Sorry, but although it is infuriating, that's life. We who have lived a bit longer go through the same things everyday, from our bosses', friends, and parents. It's better to develop a thick skin to the mundane insults/frustrations, then blow your top everytime you get annoyed.

Heh, that's true, everything is resolved now, my brother has to clean our entire basement out now :thumb:.

And to Bart, sorry about that, the double post was made when I was quite irritated.

[Thor]

To everyone who hasn't seen the Fred Shred video, go check it out immediately. It's in that thread where everyone is bashing him. It's quite hilarious, in a really sad way.

[heavy metal kid]

To everyone who hasn't seen the Fred Shred video, go check it out immediately. It's in that thread where everyone is bashing him. It's quite hilarious, in a really sad way.

i don't laugh, we can all have a child like this :upset:

[Congratulations]

To everyone who hasn't seen the Fred Shred video, go check it out immediately. It's in that thread where everyone is bashing him. It's quite hilarious, in a really sad way.
That was suppose to be shred?

I can do better then that and I seriously suck at shred IE. I can't do it.

[Thor]

That was suppose to be shred?

I can do better then that and I seriously suck at shred IE. I can't do it.
Well it wasn't supposed to be shred, it is just another chance for you to laugh at Fred Durst because he is a worthless human being.

[i am the robots]

I need to see this, in other news, I downloaded the new Adema CD, I mis Mark's vox, and Mike's guitar playing, but it's not bad, just different.

[Steerpike]

Durst really has no business picking up a guitar. His instrument really should be a kazoo, because it's just like him: small, childish, and obnoxious.

[Congratulations]

Well it wasn't supposed to be shred, it is just another chance for you to laugh at Fred Durst because he is a worthless human being.
And laugh I did. :thumb:

[Thor]

Durst really has no business picking up a guitar. His instrument really should be a kazoo, because it's just like him: small, childish, and obnoxious.
****, that was harsh, but oh so true.

Well I'm getting tired, good night everyone. :wave:

[i am the robots]

Durst really has no business picking up a guitar. His instrument really should be a kazoo, because it's just like him: small, childish, and obnoxious.

I feel bad for him with how bad at guitar he is, I have been playing guitar for less than a year and I'm better than that, he actually stops and corrects himself, and the people still chear LMAO.

[heavy metal kid]

I feel bad for him with how bad at guitar he is, I have been playing guitar for less than a year and I'm better than that, he actually stops and corrects himself, and the people still chear LMAO.

in a few words he sucks at guitar, and people who chear that up, sucks more.

[Illmatic]

Isn't that video of him trying to shred now famous on the intarweb? I know I've seen it a few times.

[i am the robots]

Isn't that video of him trying to shred now famous on the intarweb? I know I've seen it a few times.

Yes, that it is.

[Dancin' Man]

I love that clip. An e-classic.

[Dancin' Man]

Yeeha! My first Bass-oons practice was a success. 2 basses and a bassoon.

http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3M4MMCS4FN62Q1GYPPCPY2DQE6

we recorded an acid jam. It is quality. We used household objects as percussion. The bassoon is the only instrument that got any effects and I played the non loop bass parts.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

What's the status on Limp Bizkit's guitar player? Didn't Wes Borlan rejoin the band? He was the one cool member, with the black contacts and all. :cool:

Pete- I'll check it out. I'll give it a review in about half an hour or so.

EDIT: Aimed 2 posts below me- Spam is for n00bs.

[Dancin' Man]

He rejoined I think. He's much better than Fred.

Heh... 56k.

[i am the robots]

56k is for noobs

[GaggingOrder]

Pete- I'm downloading the file right now

I just watched Fred Shred just now. I expeced it to be funnier, but it was still funny. Reminds me of the first time I tried to solo. Ugh.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

We= you and who else, Pedro?

So far, it's very interesting to say the least. :p I like the wierd phasing(?) effect used. The percussion is quite one-of-a-kind as I'm sure it was intended to be. Did you do some kind of post effect on the bassoon, or did you use a wah pedal or something?

[RCA]

Konichiwa *Japanese word for thread*

Yeah, I just came back from a great Japanese steakhouse. Mmm mmm.

I also nabbed Coroner's "Death Cult" demo, so I'm quite happy. :D

[Dancin' Man]

We= you and who else, Pedro?

So far, it's very interesting to say the least. :p I like the wierd phasing(?) effect used. The percussion is quite one-of-a-kind as I'm sure it was intended to be. Did you do some kind of post effect on the bassoon, or did you use a wah pedal or something?


We used both flanger and phaser on the Bassoon and the occasional tremelo. The percussion was as follows - Textbook, Sifter, Whisker, Stapler

It was me, the bassist from my band and a friend of ours who plays Sax and bassoon, both quite well although he has never jammed on bassoon before.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Sounds like a sweet deal. Oh, and I was looking at my recieved files folder, where I put all of my YSI'd/other recieved crap, and 3 of the last 9 files I've downloaded have been songs of yours. :lol: The jazzmetal one, the grind one, and this latest one.

Hopefully soon I'll be able to shell out 2 songs in one day. :upset:

NP: Opeth- The Funeral Portrait

[i am the robots]

haha, absolutely amazing.

[Dancin' Man]

Heh, DSL soon maybe for you. Until then, I'll eat up your bandwidth.

[GaggingOrder]

线 = Japanese for thread.

[Dancin' Man]

Hiroshima = Japanese for pwned

[GaggingOrder]

Iwo Jima got pwned too.

[magicbus]

Hey guys just got back from War of the Worlds. Very cool movie.

NP: George Benson - Take Five

[RavenousMetalist87]

Really? Everyone says it's cool but I feel it's like...over-rated. I think it's because I want to see Star Wars this weekend since I now have my license XD

[Dancin' Man]

So... my girlfriend wants to see Batman. Is that not awesome?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Eleventeen- No!

Pete- Wierd...Yesterday, my dad was telling me about this kid that he went to school with, and one day, that kid farted(They were in ~2nd grade at the time) and he was then dubbed the nickname Hiroshima, I guess because Hiroshima was the place that got blown to smithereenes.(massive sp?) The name stuck with him unti he graduated. :lol:



Bus- I thought you went to see that yesterday...Long movie? :lol:

Pete again- I watched all 3 of the batman movies when I was sick. I realized how freaking creepy of a character that penguin guy really was. I think I had nightmares about him, but that could have been the massive dose of Codiene that I had. :p

[Dancin' Man]

It was your dad. He misled you.

Penguin is really freaky. I haven't seen the new batman yet but I've decided my main complaint is the Batmobile. It's cool, but it's not the batmobile.


Also - 4 cheese Doritos taste like normal Doritos

Also - I hate ****ty junk food. It makes me feel sick. I need to get back to eating real food soon.

[RCA]

Hiroshima = Japanese for pwned

:lol:

I gotta use that.

[i am the robots]

Eleventeen- No!

???????????????????????????????????????????????

[magicbus]

Summer movies so far.

Batman Begins > War of the Worlds > Star Wars Ep. 3 > Land of the Dead

I think that's all I've seen. Can't remember any others.

EDIT: Actually Jake, I got back around 10. I don't know why I said I just got back :lol:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

1st time I read that post, I thought it was a typo. "It was your dad. He missled you." wtf@that?!

It very well could have been my dad, but he's very proud of his gasious properties. As am I. Maybe I'll put my soundclick good use. :cool:\

















Christ, no wonder I never get any. :upset:

Eleventeen- Come on now, use some brain power. :angry: Posts like your last 2 are extremely unnecesary. "???" and "Amazing" are not good posts.

[RCA]

Money = Good

At least where I'm from it is.

[Permanent Solution]

Sex
You know that my edit will be correct sooner than later. Dragon nerd types are the best.

[Dancin' Man]

Dragons! Yes, play him some Rhapsody!

[GaggingOrder]

Dragons are cool in spare doses. ANd you like calling things gay.

I'm making a really cool picture.

EDIT: Wow, this is a revolutionary product. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006H2R58/qid=1120195015/sr=8-13/ref=pd_bbs_ur_13/102-9331757-0516129?v=glance&n=507846

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

ESR- It has been said that madey uses the word gay quite often. :p

Other than that, Dragons do own. Has anyone read those books Dragon Blood? They freaking own! I think the author's last name started with a Y, but I can't remember her name. Either way, the books were uber cool.

Vince- :upset: I just got your joke. Wahah

ESR- Must you link us to men wearing glittery lingerie??!?!

[Dancin' Man]

So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Ah, I can totally empathize. Yesterday when I was working, I drank an entire box of Capri Suns. Yes, all 67.5 oz. :-/ I shall save you the grotesque details, but lemme just say, that much sugar is not meant to go through your system in a period of three hours.

[i am the robots]

1st time I read that post, I thought it was a typo. "It was your dad. He missled you." wtf@that?!

It very well could have been my dad, but he's very proud of his gasious properties. As am I. Maybe I'll put my soundclick good use. :cool:\

Christ, no wonder I never get any. :upset:

Eleventeen- Come on now, use some brain power. :angry: Posts like your last 2 are extremely unnecesary. "???" and "Amazing" are not good posts.

And all those spaces were also necessary, right?

lol, just playing around, but I guess you're right, bleh, at least I'm not double posting :thumb: .

[Endless Obsession]

So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.

The worst is when its hard to get out, then when you are done, it feels like there is still more that has to come out and its unconfortable for like 5 minutes after. Thats why I usually bring a book or my guitar on the toilet with me and just sit there for like 20 minutes watiting for it to all come out.

[Dancin' Man]

We have bathroom books. Just random readin in the bathroom. One thing I cannot do ever is eat and go at the same time. Just feels weird.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

If I know I'm gonna be there a while, I grab my acoustic and play the first solo from Lateralus. :-/ Sometimes I read.

My cousin was telling me about this new kid he got in his class one day(This was a while ago) The kid asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and so he did, but he grabbed a Lord of the Rings book off of her bookshelf. :amaze: My cousin told me that when the kid got back, he was on chapter four of the book. :lol:

I found it funny because my cousin is in like 5th or 6th grade.

[GaggingOrder]

One time a while back, I thoght it would be cool and hip to go into the bathroom at Winn Dixie and piss all over the toilet paper. About an hour later I had to seriously take a ****, and when I reached for the paper....Talk about self-pwnage. There was more paper in the other stall, but it was still amusing.

[Jom]

I interrupt whatever the hell is going on with an announcement:

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359541

No surprises here for RMOTM, really.

[Endless Obsession]

EDIT: Wow, this is a revolutionary product. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006H2R58/qid=1120195015/sr=8-13/ref=pd_bbs_ur_13/102-9331757-0516129?v=glance&n=507846

Ummmm

Y did you search "mens thongs" in amazon. Wierdo. :confused:

[GaggingOrder]

No surprise for Alex, and Leah deserved noob of the month, I suppose.

Mr. Blythe, I searched for Disco Ball and got that.

[RCA]

Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Wow, I'm impressed at how well Faith did. He doesn't post much here in R&M, but I guess he doesn't display an overwhelming amount of idiocy. :p He's a darn good drummer too.

Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?

[jpj]

Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.
1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?

[Steerpike]

Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?

Some questions are best left unanswered.

[Endless Obsession]

1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?

Im guessing he just used hot sink water. Or cooked them in his pee. Thats kinda gross though.

[Illmatic]

So I have to start tutoring the 15 year old kid who lives next to me. GAY. I've never met him, I bet he's a little faggy nerdy kid who's obsessed with dragons.

Oh well. I get money.

So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Yeah, Ramen comes with enough seasoning as it is, no need to add extra salt.

[YDload]

So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot

No way, Iron Maiden and dragons do not mix! Uh... except for "Flash of the Blade," but that's a really cheesy song and it was probably Bruce Dickinson's fault for being gay for power metal :(

[RCA]

1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?

Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)

[i am the robots]

Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)

AMAZING, eating in a bathroom would totally own, I know about "eating" in bathrooms, but not actually eating.

[Endless Obsession]

AMAZING

Alright thats honestly enough for tonight.(spam)

I just downloaded Tools version of No Quarter and I think its garbage compared to LZ. A lot of people say its better, I just dont really like it too much.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

@^%#%!$$%

I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:

R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.

[Endless Obsession]

R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.

Idk, it could just be me. I usually only listen to that song to relax myself at night after a full day of metal, and i guess LZ version is just a lot more relaxing.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I've listened to bothversions a lot, but I actually liked Zep's version better at first, but then I began to listen to Tool's version more and more until it became one of my favorite Tool songs. I know it sounds dumb that one of my faves is a cover, but it's truly a very amazing track.

Bah, It's late here, and I have to get up early, so I'm off for the night. See you all later! :wave:

[RCA]

I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:

I'm going to use that as an actual insult from now on. :lol:

Me - "You're such an Avoloxoloissolo."

Some dude - " :upset: "

[Permanent Solution]

R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.
Error, flawed juxtaposition. :)

I don't like Tool's rendition much either...probably due to the fact i don't like a good lot of what that band does.

[Illmatic]

Right on, Vince.

[GaggingOrder]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.

[RCA]

Holy crap you're creative. I would've never thought of that.

That is genius.

Are you amazed at my bathroom chef skills, or using not-so-subtle sarcasm to point out the unoriginal-ness of my new insult?

Just curious. :)

[Endless Obsession]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.

You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.

[Permanent Solution]

I can upload Tool's No Quarter if you guys want. It's better than Zep's, by far.
I hate Tool fanboys so much :(

I also hate my username right now :(

[GaggingOrder]

You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.
There are more forces at play than the man thong. That's probably the least important part of the whole collage.

[RCA]

Yeah, the Napoleon Dynamite picture is what makes it. :)

[Endless Obsession]

Gosh 50 Cent is a large man. Thats one guy I would not want to get into a fight with.

[Illmatic]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.

WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".

[Endless Obsession]

Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.

Wait. What? Jewish?

[GaggingOrder]

For me, the most meaningful element is Teh EmoStar.

WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".
Explain yourself.

And it was for this wierd contest.

[Permanent Solution]

Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.
Racist.

I did no yelling, in fact, no one did. Anyways, opinions are only ok if they're good/right.

[RCA]

Funny. I was reading about Holocaust experiences from Nazi soldiers, and then I click back over to here and somebody gets called a Jew.

[Endless Obsession]

Am I like the only Jewish person here?

[Dancin' Man]

No, Efilkufsin is too.

I also prefer Toll's version of No Quarter. I think they added a lot of atmosphere and dynamic.

[GaggingOrder]

No, Efilkufsin is too.

I also prefer Toll's version of No Quarter. I think they added a lot of atmosphere and dynamic.
Try Efilnikufesin. There was a user way back in the day called BlackFlames779, she was Jewish, but she's gone.

[i am the robots]

Funny. I was reading about Holocaust experiences from Nazi soldiers, and then I click back over to here and somebody gets called a Jew.

Haha, that is an amazing coincidence, I'm owning both an anti-goth old whroe on my space, and gothic mallcore fags who are flaming her, simultaneously.

And R. Blythe, my Great Grandfather was Jewish if that helps.

[RCA]

You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).

[GaggingOrder]

You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).
Who doesn't?

[RCA]

Who doesn't?

Not me. :)

[heavy metal kid]

Who doesn't?

not me, they are quiet people, that's good.

[NJMetalMeister]

I want to go fishing. Anyone like to fish?


I find that real funny coming from the guy with the Cat avatar: "Im gonna get you little fishy, im gonna get you little fishy"

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HEQWXE3D6Z7M11G7DU09LU040

My cover of Blink 182's Adam's Song. :eek:

Brilliant

Yeah, Ramen comes with enough seasoning as it is, no need to add extra salt.

The correct term is no longer ramen but College Gourmet ;)

Am I like the only Jewish person here?

My fathers family is 100% jewish, and im pretty sure Ninjamonkey is also a 100% jew, so there are a few of us out there

[i am the robots]

You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).

I have no quarell with goths, it's stupid ignorant goths, like 13 year olds who listen to Atreyu and say I love Satan that I hate.

One comment I made, after a girl threatened to curse her was:

Hey Katie, I'm a level 10 sorcer, I'm gonna cast Moonspell... grow up.

To quote a good friend:

"Witches... shut up, "

[RCA]

I have no quarell with goths, it's stupid ignorant goths, like 13 year olds who listen to Atreyu and say I love Satan that I hate.

One comment I made, after a girl threatened to curse her was:

Hey Katie, I'm a level 10 sorcer, I'm gonna cast Moonspell... grow up.

To quote a good friend:

"Witches... shut up, "

Oh man. :lol:

[i am the robots]

Yeah, I basically totally pwned them.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19984931&Mytoken=20050701001320&ifid=MGIGCSsGAQQBgjdYA6BVMFMGCisGAQQBgjdYAwGgRTBDA gMCAAECAmYDAgIAwAQIyKeiF311JB4EEHSYwGh16vSCgqQML7u TmC0EGL6VPX5TUdw8gKU3zDdacAmrg3UNqjNWsg%3D%3D

I gotta head out though, I'm tired, so RCA, continue the owning.

Yours truly,

Matt

[RCA]

Bah, I think she's been owned enough. :lol:

[GaggingOrder]

I just finished an intersting livejournal entry, now I'm gonna go play guitar.

G'night. :wave:

[RCA]

G'night ESR. :wave:

[Steerpike]

Wow. People like that are why other people turn away from Christianity.

I'm tempted to post a comment there with a picture of me headbanging while wearing my Manowar T-shirt and flashing the Horns.

The actual message will say "Hail Satan!!!!" If I'm lucky, she'll have a stroke.

[RCA]

Wow. People like that are why other people turn away from Christianity.

I'm tempted to post a comment there with a picture of me headbanging while wearing my Manowar T-shirt and flashing the Horns.

The actual message will say "Hail Satan!!!!" If I'm lucky, she'll have a stroke.

Oh man, she'll have an aneurysm as well.

[vocman]

very true. I find it fascinating how adult people can come up with ignorant crap like that...

[Illmatic]

LOL, that is the funniest website I have ever seen.

"The Goth"

:lol:

I love how they make it sound like a venerial disease.

ROFLMAO

Status: Divorced

Nothing says, "Good, upstanding pro-family Christian" like someone who is divorced! What a putz.

[vocman]

watch out for my chemical romance, it is a very tr00 kvlt band...

[Arucard]

Lol @ that website.

Dancin' : That is pure genius. I am so showing that to my Blink friends :lol:

So, this week im experiencing what its like to be a house husband, as my Dad's away and i have to wake up my two brothers/make them breakfast/make them lunch/make them dinner/get them to bed.

Its actually really tiring. Well, im back off to bed as their at school now. See you later.

[Dancin' Man]

Take it easy boys, she's a Mormon.


I remember my friend used to be a really hardcore livejournal user (I used to read it but she didn't know. It took her a long time to realize people knew about it) and some insane religious right woman went on a campaign against basically everyone telling them why they were going to hell. Then someone hacked into her account and reformatted it tr00ly. 'Twas excellent.

^Gracias Senor.

[RCA]

DM, I stare at your avatar for hours on end whenever you post. The little man goes fast, and then slow, and then fast, and then...

I need some rest. Night everyone.

[Dancin' Man]

I'm off to bed too. My contacts are starting to hurt and I need to be up by noon tomorrow.

[Steerpike]

Figures you leave now. I've been trying to download your cover all night, and this ****ing computer is fighting me every step of the way.

[Dancin' Man]

hold on a second
I'll put it on my soundclick

[Steerpike]

Nevermind, I finally got it. I basicalyl had to trick my computer into opening the media player.

Kind of reminds me of Norther's cover of The Final Countdown. Now I've gotta do something like this.