R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

When I started watching it, it was extremely fragmented. I had no clue what was going on at first, but by the end of the show, I was pretty into it.

Also, now that I have sattelite, I have found my self watching at least one episode of ER every day. :p

Primetime in the Daytime. :cool:

[Mr. Squiggles]

My family has RCN digital cable.



You're going to base American comedy on "8 Simple Rules" and "According to Jim"? Oh, come on.


According to Jim was funny the first time I saw it.

[Congratulations]

I have some American channels, the only one i know off though is ABC. American 'comedy' is so poor its unreal.

Go check out my thread in the pit.

British comedy is my favorite. Montey Python is one of my favorite shows to watch and the Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy mini-series was pretty damn great.

[Lord Abortion]

I have some American channels, the only one i know off though is ABC. American 'comedy' is so poor its unreal.

Go check out my thread in the pit.
I will do tomorrow sir,
bedtime for me unfortunately, I've been so tired lately that staying here and posting for another hour maymake tomorrow's schooling impossible to cope with...

[Mr. Squiggles]

British comedy is my favorite. Montey Python is one of my favorite shows to watch and the Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy mini-series was pretty damn great.

There was a mini series, cool. I still want to see that movie

[Shred Danson]

They had a COPS show in my old California hometown. I don't remember all of it, but it was pretty funny.

[Congratulations]

There was a mini series, cool. I still want to see that movie
Yep, six 30 minute episodes. The book is better by far as there is more in them. I really want to see that movie, but I don't know when the Canadian release is..or was as the case may or may not be.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Madey- Who's humping you in the first pic?

[Shred Danson]

OK, watch COPS and do your best Paul Mooney impression.

[Arucard]

I can't tell the difference between American girls for some reason :/

Especially when they are in Colleges and stuff, i swear they all look the same.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Why would you be able to tell the difference? :lol:

[Illmatic]

I can't tell the difference between American girls for some reason :/

Especially when they are in Colleges and stuff, i swear they all look the same.

Sheesh, you've been on an anti-American pill lately.

[Mr. Squiggles]

Sheesh, you've been on an anti-American pill lately.

It kinda seems that way.

[Arucard]

I'm sorry, yes i have. I really like staying in the country, but i was discussing this with my Dad, i could never live there. Not sure why.

Things i do love about America :

Food
Butter
Omg the butter is so nice.
Butter
Hip resturaunts...
...compliments by not so hip ones
Lots of gigs near to you
Shopping
Prices
Obsese people.

Thats about it.

[Illmatic]

I'm sorry, yes i have. I really like staying in the country, but i was discussing this with my Dad, i could never live there. Not sure why.

Things i do love about America :

Food
Butter
Omg the butter is so nice.
Butter
Hip resturaunts...
...compliments by not so hip ones
Lots of gigs near to you
Shopping
Prices
Obsese people.

Thats about it.

So you like our fat people but you don't like our women.

o...k...

[Mr. Squiggles]

I'm sorry, yes i have. I really like staying in the country, but i was discussing this with my Dad, i could never live there. Not sure why.

Things i do love about America :

Food
Butter
Omg the butter is so nice.
Butter
Hip resturaunts...
...compliments by not so hip ones
Lots of gigs near to you
Shopping
Prices
Obsese people.

Thats about it.


Yep, those are some good things about here.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Oh I misread what you meant..I thought you meant you couldn't tell the difference between American girls and girls from other countries. :p

Where are you from?

EDIT: stfu, our women own. :angry:

[Illmatic]

Oh I misread what you meant..I thought you meant you couldn't tell the difference between American girls and girls from other countries. :p

Where are you from?

EDIT: stfu, our women own. :angry:

He's a Brit...he digs on pale girls with lousy teeth :p

[ArcLite]

It's a good thing I have my metabolism on my side of the fight right now. I eat like a fat ***, but my high metabolism and daily physical training keep me looking like a pimp 24/7.

[Shred Danson]

Yeah, our fat women really put out.

[Congratulations]

Yeah, our fat women really put out.
fat women need loving too. They just have to pay

[Arucard]

He's a Brit...he digs on pale girls with lousy teeth :p

Im a japanawhore (quoted FROM YOU RAY!!!!), i actually like Japanese girls.

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Ummm... American chicks beat the FVCK out of British chicks.

[Congratulations]

Family Guy!!
Best cartoon EVER..IMO

[Illmatic]

Im a japanawhore (quoted FROM YOU RAY!!!!), i actually like Japanese girls.

*Japanophile.

And I can't say Asians do much for me :-\

different strokes for different folks, though.

[ArcLite]

Best cartoon EVER..IMO

It's in the top 3 best TV shows period, not just cartoons. Closely rivalled by Seinfeld.

[Endless Obsession]

Joe, what forum do you have a stickied thread in? Haha I could see you watching anime pr0n. :lol:

American women dominate any other race.

Jessica Simpson
Brittney Spears
Jennifer Lopez, yes she is American

[Shred Danson]

Joe, sometimes I think you wish you were Japanese.

[Congratulations]

It's in the top 3 best TV shows period, not just cartoons. Closely rivalled by Seinfeld.
Also great, too bad there isn't any new ones :upset:

[Illmatic]

"She was a tickler!"
"Not a stickler for a tickler?"
"NOT a stickler for a tickler!"
"Stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler"

Yeah, Seinfield is pretty hit-or-miss

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

He's a Brit...he digs on pale girls with lousy teeth :p


[size=onemillion]refl[/fakesize]

:lol:

emosecks( Madey)- Asians are hot.

[Mr. Squiggles]

It's in the top 3 best TV shows period, not just cartoons. Closely rivalled by Seinfeld.

I don't really like Sienfeld anymore.

[Illmatic]

Jessica Simpson
Brittney Spears
Jennifer Lopez, yes she is American

WTF

You can pick any three American girls and you pick THEM?

Oh, come on!

[ArcLite]

Some of the episodes are a bit lame, but Kramer is the best TV character in the history of television.

[Endless Obsession]

I don't really like Sienfeld anymore.

After you see an episode once its not funny anymore. Family Guy most of them are pretty funny the second time around.

[Shred Danson]

Joe, what forum do you have a stickied thread in? Haha I could see you watching anime pr0n. :lol:

American women dominate any other race.

Jessica Simpson
Brittney Spears
Jennifer Lopez, yes she is American


That's the best you can think of to represent our country?

PER SHAME, man, per shame.

[Endless Obsession]

WTF

You can pick any three American girls and you pick THEM?

Oh, come on!

Who would you pick?

Beyonce
Ashanti
Lil Kim

[Arucard]

YAY!!!!


And no. Japanese chicks are disgusting and gross. Say NO to Japanese chicks.

90% are, the other 10% are hotter than any other ethnicity.

You now i always listen to that JPOP person, Tamaki Nami? This is her, and she is HOT.

http://www.eve7.info/N505/nami0050.JPG
http://www.nihon-fr.com/musique/images/news/1490/0
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/clip/nami_tamaki/prayer.jpg

I would do her over ANYONE, ANYDAY.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I'm surprised he didn't put Randy Blythe on his list. :lol:

If I had to pick the 3 hawtest americans...damn that's hard.


1. Madey
2. will be edited
3. will be edited

[Illmatic]

Who would you pick?

Beyonce
Ashanti
Lil Kim

:rolleyes:

Jessica Alba (COME ON MAN! Hottest girl in the world and you put Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears and JLo over her?!)
Jennifer Garner
Katie Holmes

Off the top of my head

[Mr. Squiggles]

That's the best you can think of to represent our country?

PER SHAME, man, per shame.

Yeah, those are some crappy chicks to represent America.

[Arucard]

Joe, what forum do you have a stickied thread in? Haha I could see you watching anime pr0n. :lol:

American women dominate any other race.

Jessica Simpson
Brittney Spears
Jennifer Lopez, yes she is American

Your dead, Metalcore boy.

And ICB, I do you fool.

[Illmatic]

Other good ones: Beyonce Knowles (yeah that's right), Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Best cartoon EVER..IMO

123456789...sidewards 8

"She was a tickler!"
"Not a stickler for a tickler?"
"NOT a stickler for a tickler!"
"Stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler"

...and it's genius on display...

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

90% are, the other 10% are hotter than any other ethnicity.

You now i always listen to that JPOP person, Tamaki Nami? This is her, and she is HOT.

http://www.eve7.info/N505/nami0050.JPG
http://www.nihon-fr.com/musique/images/news/1490/0
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/clip/nami_tamaki/prayer.jpg

I would do her over ANYONE, ANYDAY.
The funny thing I've noticed about the 'hottest' chicks that aren't white..They have white features. I'm not trying to say that white chicks are the hottest, but look at Halle Barry, Beyonce, Tamaki whatever...They have features that are traditionally associated with caucasions. If their skin was white, they would look white, thats' what I'm saying.

[Woodstock]

:rolleyes:

Jessica Alba (COME ON MAN! Hottest girl in the world and you put Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears and JLo over her?!)
Jennifer Garner
Katie Holmes

Off the top of my head
Katie Holmes is from my city.

/somehow feels important for saying that

[Shred Danson]

:rolleyes:

Jessica Alba (COME ON MAN! Hottest girl in the world and you put Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears and JLo over her?!)
Jennifer Garner
Katie Holmes

Off the top of my head

Totally agree with you on Jessica Alba.

Jennifer Garner...ehh....and Katie Holmes kinda makes me think of jailbait.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

/waits for madey to post her 3 faves

[ArcLite]

Kate Beckinsale is the epitome of beauty for me.

[Illmatic]

Totally agree with you on Jessica Alba.

Jennifer Garner...ehh....and Katie Holmes kinda makes me think of jailbait.

I used to be on the fence with Garner but she won me over, and Katie Holmes is gorgeous.

But don't like 'em? Fine. Put Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria in over them. It's all good.

EDIT: posts for me ITT: Illmatic 1337

\m/

[Arucard]

One day im going to come on mx at 2am and say something like this :

'I just had sex with a Japanese chick, this is the best day of my life!'

And i won't be lying.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Eva Mendez is glorious, even though she has the Madonna coneboob thing. :p

[Congratulations]

One day im going to come on mx at 2am and say something like this :

'I just had sex with a Japanese chick, this is the best day of my life!'

And i won't be lying.
why would you post on MX after that. I'd do it again.

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

The funny thing I've noticed about the 'hottest' chicks that aren't white..They have white features. I'm not trying to say that white chicks are the hottest, but look at Halle Barry, Beyonce, Tamaki whatever...They have features that are traditionally associated with caucasions. If their skin was white, they would look white, thats' what I'm saying.

:lol: That's very true. Except, I'd still like to shtoik Vivica Fox.

[Illmatic]

:lol: That's very true. Except, I'd still like to shtoik Vivica Fox.

Ooooh, Vivica A. Fox completely slipped my mind. She's a fox (omgomgomg im so funny).

[Shred Danson]

I used to be on the fence with Garner but she won me over, and Katie Holmes is great.

But don't like 'em? Fine. Put Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria in over them. It's all good.

That's better.

And Joe, that asian's probably going to be a midget with a cleft lip. And diarrhea.

[MalcolmYoungRock]

One day im going to come on mx at 2am and say something like this :

'I just had sex with a Japanese chick, this is the best day of my life!'

And i won't be lying.

Don't you think it'll be kind of pathetic that the first thing that you do after you have sex with a Japanese chick is post it on a forum?

Edit: Beaten :upset:

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Ooooh, Vivica A. Fox completely slipped my mind. She's a fox (omgomgomg im so funny).

Don't worry, I purposely tried to sound Jewish because for some reason I find it strange for a Jewish person to find black chicks attra... i gotta go.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Ouch. You're aiming low tonight, aren't you ICB. :p

I hate diarrhea. Projectile puke owns though.

[Endless Obsession]

I dont see whats so special about Garner.

1.Jessica Simpson, hottest person alive. (http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/jessica.simpson.crop.blender.jpg)
2.Britney Spears (http://www.britney-spears.to/images/elle_uk2003/elle-magazine-2003uk01.jpg)
3.Eva Longoria (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/231/2993/640/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_Jan05_04a_TE.jpg)
4.J-Lo (http://music.donyell.net/JENNIFER/lopez-jennifer-beach-5000799.jpg)

'Nuff said.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

No way is she even close to being the hottest person alive!

[Woodstock]

I dont see whats so special about Garner.

1.Jessica Simpson, hottest person alive. (http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/jessica.simpson.crop.blender.jpg)
2.Britney Spears (http://www.britney-spears.to/images/elle_uk2003/elle-magazine-2003uk01.jpg)
3.J-Lo (http://music.donyell.net/JENNIFER/lopez-jennifer-beach-5000799.jpg)

'Nuff said.
Simpson would be hotter if she had an IQ at least a few points above a tree.

[Shred Danson]

Ouch. You're aiming low tonight, aren't you ICB. :p

I hate diarrhea. Projectile puke owns though.

:lol: It must be because I'm talking to Eleventeen on AIM.

R.B. you're such a mainstream American woman whore :lol:

NP: Tenacious D- The Road

[Illmatic]

Jessica Simpson is the hottest person alive?

Have you SEEN her face?

And if this was like, 2001, MAYBE you would have a point with Britney Spears. But she's the Doc Gooden (http://www.baseball-reference.com/g/goodedw01.shtml) of hotness: All washed up after a brief run of brilliance.

And J.Lo's okay, but not top 3.

Plus you get points off for having such a cookie-cutter list. I bet Christina Aguilera and Pam Anderson round out your top five :rolleyes:

[supra_speed]

Simpson would be hotter if she had an IQ at least a few points above a tree.
:lol: That is so true. Alba is #1!

[Arucard]

Oooh ICB, im gonna h8 on you now.

And to all you guys who said, 'do her again,' i look at Dancin' Man. He posted about 20 seconds before he did her, and so shall i. I will do her several times for you though.

:rolleyes:

Mxers...

[Endless Obsession]

Plus you get points off for having such a cookie-cutter list. I bet Christina Aguilera and Pam Anderson round out your top five :rolleyes:

Not Aguilera, but I mean c'mon, PAs got some tig ol' bitties.

:lol: That is so true. Alba is #1!

She does look pretty good on the Rolling Stone cover I have to admit.

[supra_speed]

Noooo. My avatar is ruined. :upset:

[Shred Danson]

"Dude, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are soooo hot!"

I love people like that.

[Illmatic]

Not Aguilera, but I mean c'mon, PAs got some tig ol' bitties.

Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.

[supra_speed]

Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.
Once again, that is so true. :lol:

[Shred Danson]

Oooh ICB, im gonna h8 on you now.

And to all you guys who said, 'do her again,' i look at Dancin' Man. He posted about 20 seconds before he did her, and so shall i. I will do her several times for you though.

:rolleyes:

Mxers...

:lol: Don't feel bad, Asian midgets are always ready and willing, man!

[Arucard]

ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!

[Endless Obsession]

Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.

Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.

[RiceMonster]

No way is she even close to being the hottest person alive!
Agreed.

[Illmatic]

Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.

Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?

[Arucard]

I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.

[supra_speed]

Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?
I value the face.. Ugh Jessica Simpson.. She doesn't deserver the name Jessica !!

[Endless Obsession]

Face = Important
Boobs = Meh
Booty = Vital

Darn this is my 65 post of the day. Thats what happens when all your friends leave for camp/get summer jobs/work out instead of being lazy.

[RiceMonster]

Am I the only one who values the face?
No. Honestly, that's the first thing I look for.

[Illmatic]

I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of tits.

[supra_speed]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of tits.
:lol: Never forget the breasts!

[Arucard]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of tits.

Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bitch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even ****ing ask
6. the rear

[Endless Obsession]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!



I lol'd for like a whole minute when that was on.

"Hey, do you think it would be rude to ask for a picture that I could take on the back of Lois' head?"

[Metallifan85]

How can you have *** at #6 Jake? Thats craaaazy

Its important

[Endless Obsession]

Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bitch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even ****ing ask
6. the rear

WTF?!?! feet before booty. I used to not care about it, but now when i see a woman with no @ss it turns me off instantly.

[ATM]

I'd tear her up (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/jessica_simpson/thedukesofhazzard1.jpg)

[supra_speed]

Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bitch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even ****ing ask
6. the rear
Great list..Fee...Oh uh nevermind.

[Arucard]

For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol

Btw lads, i am realllly tipsy, im having to correct the spelling in my posts :/

[RiceMonster]

I honestly couldn't care about their ***.

[Shred Danson]

ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!

You rip them off and I'll shove 'em straight down your throat, boy.

Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.

[Illmatic]

Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.

Wait, so you mean you like girls who like sex?

No way!

I value the face, the boobs (but in relation to the body type), the *** (ditto), personality/how a girl carries herself, and the legs all in practically equal regard; if a girl is poor in one area I have a hard time being attracted to her.

[ATM]

1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.

[Metallifan85]

Illmatic knows how it goes

Except for the hard to be attracted part. For me a real nice *** or face can make up for a smaller chest

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect ***. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her ***!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:

[RiceMonster]

For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol
This is almost exactly the same for me. Except personality is my first choice.

[Arucard]

Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.

Eleventeen told you that, and Eleventeen know's about as much about animé as he knows about metal.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.

If I didn't have my wierd obsessions, that's how my list would be. :p

Joe- Very well put. :thumb:

[ATM]

The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect ***. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her ***!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:

WTF?

When I'm around a girl my balls display themselves proudly like an eagle.

[Shred Danson]

Joe just likes masturbating to horny anime girls, don't mind him, Ray.

:p

I'm just kiddin' Joe, you know I love ya. Phag.

[Illmatic]

WTF?

When I'm around a girl my balls display themselves proudly like an eagle.

123...most of the time Little Ray does more of the thinking than Big Ray around hot girls.

Even though around one special hot girl they can more or less keep each other in check

[Arucard]

Shut it ICB, i will kill you, especially now ive had 4 beers and a glass of wine down me. Im holding up well, i hope this doesnt turn into the last time i got pissed on mx :/

hatgik mfn!!jgfa!!1#

That was embaressing.

[ATM]

Joe's woman:

Click (http://www.anime.ag/contest/ABGABE/BANNER/sonstige/banner-250x250-1--anime-214.jpg)

[Endless Obsession]

1. ***
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Horniness
5. Personality, im not looking to settle down or anything yet.

[Arucard]

Was that implying that she doesnt exist :/

[ATM]

123...most of the time Little Ray does more of the thinking than Big Ray around hot girls.

Even though around one special hot girl they can more or less work as a team o_O

Little Christian get's me into all kinds of trouble.

[i am the robots]

Eleventeen told you that, and Eleventeen know's about as much about animé as he knows about metal.

So in other words, you're saying I know more about Anime than you?!

[Endless Obsession]

Okay fine, this will convert all you non-@ss lovers.

http://www.yousosexy.com/galleries/nikki64.jpg

[Arucard]

So in other words, you're saying I know more about Anime than you?!

I was trying to get myself out of trouble foo'.

And the issues of the Naruto manga clearly say 13+ TEEN.

Why do you think it has a pervert no jutsu in it and half naked chicks?

Common, Naruto's teacher is called Ero-Sinnin. You know what that means. Perverted hermit. You think that there gonna show that on a childs on show?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

It's hard to explain...When I first meet a girl, or when I'm just friends with her, I'm extremely horny and stuff, but then when I actually start to have more feelings for her, I get all timid and emo. :-/

/barely ever gets any


EDIT:

Blythe- Her feet r teh secks!11!!

Joe- Get off the juice for christs sake.

[Arucard]

It's hard to explain...When I first meet a girl, or when I'm just friends with her, I'm extremely horny and stuff, but then when I actually start to have more feelings for her, I get all timid and emo. :-/

/barely ever gets any

I get a suprsingly large amount. If i go to a party, i can choose which girl i score, which is always cool.

[ATM]

Okay fine, this will convert all you non-@ss lovers.

http://www.yousosexy.com/galleries/nikki64.jpg

Beautiful, simply beautiful.

I need not say more.

[i am the robots]

I was trying to get myself out of trouble foo'.

And the issues of the Naruto manga clearly say 13+ TEEN.

Why do you think it has a pervert no jutsu in it and half naked chicks?

Common, Naruto's teacher is called Ero-Sinnin. You know what that means. Perverted hermit. You think that there gonna show that on a childs on show?

The fact is, I like fecking with you... but to say I know as much about Anime as I do about Metal as an insult... ridiculous, cause I know a lot about metal, maybe not as much as Bartender or Bobo, but I know quite a bit.

And fact is, I actally love Anime, I just lvoe your reaction when I make fun of Naruto.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

My friends are super gay, and they figured out what's wrong with me.

They say Im a badass, and that I can get pretty much any chick that I want, but keeping her is the thing I can't do. :-/ Therefore, I don't get much beyond making out with chicks. :(

[Arucard]

Dude, i know you know alot about metal, i was just trying to argue against ICB. I could think of any other plausible argument as he has never seen a single episode of the show.

Which episodes have you seen?

[Endless Obsession]

I get a suprsingly large amount. If i go to a party, i can choose which girl i score, which is always cool.

How old are you?

[i am the robots]

Dude, i know you know alot about metal, i was just trying to argue against ICB. I could think of any other plausible argument as he has never seen a single episode of the show.

Which episodes have you seen?

None, that's the funny thing, I'm seriously just fecking with you dude, I'll stop though, lol.

[Arucard]

How old are you?

16.

And Eleveteen, you ****ing bastard. You haven't seen a single one?!?!

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

EDIT: lol owned by the underline button

[Arucard]

http://www.deviantart.com/view/10713032/

Lol @ that.

And Jake, if i ever become rich, i will pay for us all to hang out for a day/week. It would be soooo cool.

[Ibanez Slayer]

None, that's the funny thing, I'm seriously just fecking with you dude, I'll stop though, lol.
yeah that's fun to do with people sometimes online

[i am the robots]

16.

And Eleveteen, you ****ing bastard. You haven't seen a single one?!?!

one, but I hated it... I don't like it cause a kid I know is OBSESSED he wears the fecking jacket, and when we were little kids he stole my magic cards, so yeah, I have an unfounded hatred for it, but whatever, I'm happy enough with the DVD's I have.

[i am the robots]

yeah that's fun to do with people sometimes online

yesh :p

[Ibanez Slayer]

http://www.deviantart.com/view/10713032/

Lol @ that.

And Jake, if i ever become rich, i will pay for us all to hang out for a day/week. It would be soooo cool.
wow, that video is awesome! :evil: :lol:

[Arucard]

Alright. You should check out/do my Featured Animé in the Games forum, but i am doing Gundam Wing.

Sorry dude.

[Shred Danson]

I'll take whatever Joe's having. Actually double that.

Joe, you know we're messin' with you.

[halfdeadhippo]

I used to be huge on Gundam Wing and all the other anime that got played on Cartoon Network. But then, I just stopped watching it. I guess I must've grown out of it or something.

[Arucard]

If you mean drink, no. Im the alocholic here, not you.

[Endless Obsession]

If you mean drink, no. Im the alocholic here, not you.

Do you have a gas station that will sell you beer, cause I have had that for me since I was a sophmore in high school.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I have a fridge that I could get beer from, but I choose not too.

Just another testiment of my balless nature. :-/

[i am the robots]

Alright. You should check out/do my Featured Animé in the Games forum, but i am doing Gundam Wing.

Sorry dude.

I don't care, I could do Gundam Seed, or 0088, or just the original Gundam.... but most likely I'll end up doing s-cry-ed... such a good show... plus it's the most recent series I got on DVD, so I'm currently watching it.

[Arucard]

Right, im onto my second bottle of wine. This time is a Jacob's Creak white, and if i drink it all, i will pass out.

Shall i try?

[Endless Obsession]

I have a fridge that I could get beer from, but I choose not too.

Just another testiment of my balless nature. :-/

I have an older brother that used to steal all the alcohal so they lock it up now. Unlucky.

[Arucard]

I don't care, I could do Gundam Seed, or 0088, or just the original Gundam.... but most likely I'll end up doing s-cry-ed... such a good show... plus it's the most recent series I got on DVD, so I'm currently watching it.

Seed would be cool, i intend to do Char's Counterattack :cool:

[i am the robots]

Right, im onto my second bottle of wine. This time is a Jacob's Creak white, and if i drink it all, i will pass out.

Shall i try?

Drinking past your limits = bad... I have never had a hang over in my life, wanna know why? Cause I know my limits... you just look dumb passed out/throwing your brains up.

[Ibanez Slayer]

hahah we have a whole liquor cabinent with every alcoholic beverage imaginable. well southern drinks imaginable, but my parents poured out the munshyne.

[Arucard]

Drinking past your limits = bad... I have never had a hang over in my life, wanna know why? Cause I know my limits... you just look dumb passed out/throwing your brains up.

Yah, but im on my own. Im doing this because my exams are over, and i can't sleep. I never get to drunk at parties, people that throw up, fall over or cry just lose all respect from people.

[i am the robots]

Seed would be cool, i intend to do Char's Counterattack :cool:

nice.... have you ever played Federation vs. Zeon for the PS2?

[Arucard]

nice.... have you ever played Federation vs. Zeon for the PS2?

No, it looks pretty cool though. I want to get Gundam : Seed for the DS though. My Dad is going to Japan for a week in the Summer with work, and i have a massive list of things to buy me.

[Endless Obsession]

Yah, but im on my own. Im doing this because my exams are over, and i can't sleep. I never get to drunk at parties, people that throw up, fall over or cry just lose all respect from people.

On a serious note, drinking alone is a sign of Alcoholism. You should really cut down cause you dont want to **** your life over at age 16.

[Arucard]

Yes i know that, but look at my typing. Im not really drinking anything i can't handle. I know my limits, but i am careful because my Dad drunk alot for a short period, and one of my Grandad's is an alcholic.

[Dave de Sylvia]

On a serious note, drinking alone is a sign of Alcoholism. You should really cut down cause you dont want to **** your life over at age 16.

It may be a sign of alcoholism, or it may be a sign of thirst. There's a fine line...

[RiceMonster]

On a serious note, drinking alone is a sign of Alcoholism. You should really cut down cause you dont want to **** your life over at age 16.
Yeah, I never drink alone. I only do it with my friends.

[halfdeadhippo]

Yes i know that, but look at my typing. Im not really drinking anything i can't handle. I know my limits, but i am careful because my Dad drunk alot for a short period, and one of my Grandad's is an alcholic.
:confused: But yet you just mentioned that you might drink until you pass out... Unless that was sarcasm and I just didn't catch it.

[Arucard]

Im not really going to drink till i pass out dude, i have never passed out due to drink :/

But you guys are right, i will cut down. I did myself a favour though, last night i went to see Audioslave and didn't touch a drop.

[i am the robots]

No, it looks pretty cool though. I want to get Gundam : Seed for the DS though. My Dad is going to Japan for a week in the Summer with work, and i have a massive list of things to buy me.

You must get it dude, it's so long, but so epic, it is a bit reppetative, but it still owns so much.

[Shred Danson]

If you mean drink, no. Im the alocholic here, not you.


*Whiskey addict (it burns, but it's a good burn)

Southern pride.

[Arucard]

Then i shall get it. I am lucky to have brothers that own an Xbox, Gamecube and PS2.

[halfdeadhippo]

I've never gotten a proper chance to drink alcoholic beverages without consequence. I hate being a social outcast with America's drinking laws. :upset:

[Arucard]

I think that the moral of this story = I need to stop drinking. I will be the first to admit its getting inasne. I get home, and by 6 pm im drinking a beer with my dinner.

I will tell you guys of my progress, as this whole drinking obession is begining to scare me. It even causes me to smoke, which i never do :/

[i am the robots]

Then i shall get it. I am lucky to have brothers that own an Xbox, Gamecube and PS2.

yeah, I wish my siblings still played games, then i wouldnt have to buy systems.

[Ibanez Slayer]

*Whiskey addict (it burns, but it's a good burn)

Southern pride.
all types of whiskeys, brandys, scotchs warm the neck a little

EDIT: BEING SOUTHERN PWNS

[Shred Danson]

You're gonna get fat and turn into a redneck, Joe.

(I'm skinny, so no comeback jokes! :p )

[i am the robots]

I think that the moral of this story = I need to stop drinking. I will be the first to admit its getting inasne. I get home, and by 6 pm im drinking a beer with my dinner.

I will tell you guys of my progress, as this whole drinking obession is begining to scare me. It even causes me to smoke, which i never do :/

Smoke Pot and abuse Pain Killers, then you can be like me :D

[Ibanez Slayer]

You're gonna get fat and turn into a redneck, Joe.

(I'm skinny, so no comeback jokes! :p )
although im not joe

that's what she said

[Arucard]

Im skinny too... I am 6 foot 2, but only just wiegh ten stone. Im off for a fag. Be back in five. Gonna listen to Wintersun whislt i have it.

:D

[RiceMonster]

Im skinny too... :D
Same here man. I'm 6 feet and pretty skinny.

[Shred Danson]

Im skinny too... I am 6 foot 2, but only just wiegh ten stone. Im off for a fag. Be back in five. Gonna listen to Wintersun whislt i have it.

:D

You're just asking me and Eleventeen to double team you :lol:.

[Arucard]

Right, im back. I have decided that i neeeeed to cut down on drinks, and that i will. I haven't been drunk in two weeks, and now i realise how unhappy it makes me.

**** this, i wish i hadn't started, it makes me despressed.

I really don't want to turn into my Grandad...

[Arucard]

Im off to bed, im really tired now. Goodnight guys.

Oh shi'

Its 3am....

[i am the robots]

You're just asking me and Eleventeen to double team you :lol:.

haha, amazing!

Double team him? Like what we did to your grandmother's corpse last night?

[i am the robots]

Im off to bed, im really tired now. Goodnight guys.

Oh shi'

Its 3am....

Haha, silly little Brit, fags are for me.

[RiceMonster]

Like what we did to your grandmother's corpse last night?
Now that's just disturbing. :eek:

Edit: Edited this post just as you posted that Eleventeen. :p

[Huber]

I saw circlejerking and couldn't resist.

Oh well, so much for that.

[i am the robots]

Now that's just diturbing. :eek:

Diturbing? I was not aware that was a word Rice... eh, btw, I resolved my girl issues today.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Ok enough with the circle jerking. Must I bump Jum bucket's post again?

For dinner I had Pizza Hut thin crust shitass pizza. It sucked.

^^ lol did you resolve your girl problems by resorting to men?

[Bazarov]

I've just discovered some powermetal band called Evergrey...a friend sent me this called The Masterplan. I'm not a big fan of powermetal but this is a pretty sick song.

[i am the robots]

Ok enough with the circle jerking. Must I bump Jum bucket's post again?

For dinner I had Pizza Hut thin crust shitass pizza. It sucked.

^^ lol did you resolve your girl problems by resorting to men?

No, I more or less warned my friend that if she says anything about college and attatchments that she's most likely just not interested anymore, and I told her that I still wanna be friends.

Edited that just as you posted that. :p

haha, wow.

[i am the robots]

Delete both of those posts or you shall be castrated.

/will be deleted.

EDIT: The 'wow' one and the one above it, please.
or ill edit mine together...

[Shred Danson]

haha, amazing!

Double team him? Like what we did to your grandmother's corpse last night?

Exaclty, only all my grandmothers are alive, you son of a bitch!


/to post below

Hey, me too!

[Jom]

I like how everyone reads my big post from earlier, agrees with it in some form or another, and then completely disregards it three hours and a number of spam pages later.

EDIT: I should probably insert a :( face here.

/me reposts for EVH (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8342486&postcount=15312)

[RiceMonster]

I like how everyone reads my big post from earlier, agrees with it in some form or another, and then completely disregards it five spam pages later.
I missed that post I guess. What was it about?

[halfdeadhippo]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8342486&postcount=15312

It was about not spamming this thread, among other things.

[ohiocityguide]

DUDE! Someone posted this radio station I went there and listen and requested a song and told them this dude pissed me off! The DJ ASK ME HIS NAME ON MSN. So I told him and he told the guy to go f himself! That dude is so funy! Go try it and see! fUNNY SHT!
GO TELL HIM YOUR PROBLEMS HE WILL HARRASS ANYONE! I guess you have to be there! lol!
WAVE101.NET FUNNY!

[Endless Obsession]

I like how everyone reads my big post from earlier, agrees with it in some form or another, and then completely disregards it three hours and a number of spam pages later.

EDIT: I should probably insert a :( face here.

/me reposts for EVH (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8342486&postcount=15312)

No we had some good discussion for about 3 pages earlier. There really hasnt been to much spam.

[halfdeadhippo]

DUDE! Someone posted this radio station I went there and listen and requested a song and told them this dude pissed me off! The DJ ASK ME HIS NAME ON MSN. So I told him and he told the guy to go f himself! That dude is so funy! Go try it and see! fUNNY SHT!
GO TELL HIM YOUR PROBLEMS HE WILL HARRASS ANYONE! I guess you have to be there! lol!
WAVE101.NET FUNNY!
I can see how that would be amusing. However, I think you'll get nothing but a negative attitude from other posters unless you lay off the caps lock.

[Cain]

I can see how that would be amusing. However, I think you'll get nothing but a negative attitude from other posters unless you lay off the caps lock.

Yes, that sounds about right.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

DUDE! Someone posted this radio station I went there and listen and requested a song and told them this dude pissed me off! The DJ ASK ME HIS NAME ON MSN. So I told him and he told the guy to go f himself! That dude is so funy! Go try it and see! fUNNY SHT!
GO TELL HIM YOUR PROBLEMS HE WILL HARRASS ANYONE! I guess you have to be there! lol!
WAVE101.NET FUNNY!

Oh God.

So hmm...This thread seems sucky right now.

So last week I was at this party at my friends poolhouse-ish deal. He invited a ton of people. At like 11ish, these guys showed up that he didn't invite, so he told them to leave. (They're the dickheaded faggot kind of guys that show up to parties with booze) They were totally smashed, so my friend's mom came outside and just unloaded on their asses. It was one of the top five bitchfests I've ever seen.

After that, everyone was watching, and the 'leader' of this clan of fags just reaches out and pokes her boob! :lol: The guy that was hosting the party who was in his swimming suit, bolted for the guy, tackled him and just started wailing on his ***. It was awesome. His dad came out side and pulled him off the other guy. His knuckles were so cut up. :amaze:

Anyways, my friend's mom knew the faggot's mom, she gave the other mom a call, and the gay's mom showed up (furious of, course) and brought them all home. :lol:

Other than that, the party was pretty fun. We just sort of hung out, drank Mountain Dew, and sat in his hot tub for hours on end. :p

[RiceMonster]

I have to say I agree with everything you said, allthough I am guilty of spaming in the past (the old thread especially). But incase anyof you haven't noticed, I stoped coming here for a while, because this thread got lame, or maybe I realized how lame it was. I'd probably come here more if those changed were made.

Edit: In response to AntiHero's long post.

[Jom]

No we had some good discussion for about 3 pages earlier. There really hasnt been to much spam.

I wasn't talking about the what-you-look-for-in-a-girl discussion at all. I'm talking about the double posts, the adios-like posts, etc., just like I was talking about in that initial post.

I stoped coming here for a while, because this thread got lame, or maybe I realized how lame it was. I'd probably come here more if those changes were made.

Oh, good, another example of someone who agrees with my assessment. Sorry I forgot to mention you, but at least you said it yourself instead of me saying it for you :)

[Illmatic]

I can see what AH is getting at; we've been slipping recently.

[i am the robots]

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ahiddenfiction (10:36:23 PM): ...im lost.
mappy112388 (10:36:45 PM): from wendy's
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ahiddenfiction (10:37:14 PM): wendys?
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ahiddenfiction (10:37:29 PM): ahh stop ****ing wiht me
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mappy112388 (10:37:39 PM): you caught mer
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mappy112388 (10:39:20 PM): from history
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mappy112388 (10:44:12 PM): glasses
mappy112388 (10:44:17 PM): never wore jeans
mappy112388 (10:45:11 PM): remember
mappy112388 (10:45:15 PM): The Palm Desert Mall
mappy112388 (10:45:17 PM): pizza
mappy112388 (10:45:19 PM): tall mike
mappy112388 (10:45:23 PM): the one with the glasses
mappy112388 (10:45:27 PM): likes cradle of filth
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mappy112388 (10:54:33 PM): ****ed if i know
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s w a r z i c k (10:58:48 PM): what the heck
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s w a r z i c k (10:59:17 PM): i used to fall asleep all the time
s w a r z i c k (10:59:24 PM): and then id get yelled at
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mappy112388 (10:59:36 PM): haha
mappy112388 (10:59:37 PM): indeed
mappy112388 (11:00:49 PM): ahiddenfiction (10:59:41 PM): what was out teachers name
s w a r z i c k (11:00:03 PM): out teacher?
ahiddenfiction (11:00:16 PM): our
s w a r z i c k (11:00:19 PM): ohh
s w a r z i c k (11:00:21 PM): for a second
s w a r z i c k (11:00:23 PM): i was all like
s w a r z i c k (11:00:27 PM): out teacher?>
s w a r z i c k (11:00:32 PM): wtf is that supposed to mean
s w a r z i c k (11:00:36 PM): rofflewaffle
s w a r z i c k (11:00:41 PM): that clears things up a little bit
s w a r z i c k (11:01:11 PM): so you s
till wanna do something on friday?

then she blocked me, lol.

[halfdeadhippo]

Yeah, I used to post in this thread way back when it was first created. But then it turned into a repfest elitist type thing that moved too fast for me to keep up with. :upset: But tonight, I have made my return!

[Steerpike]

I am in fanboy overdrive right now! I just got back from the Land of the Dead premiere!

June 22 is now George A. Romero Day in Pittsburgh. I'm not kidding, it's official.

The movie was great. Fantastic writing, superb acting, beautiful set design and sound tech, powerful subtext, and top-knotch gore effects. Romero at his finest. The standard gunshot/biting violence you became accustomed to early on. But the climactic zombie rampage scenes had some very creative work that more than once had me writhing in my seat. And the best part is that the gore didn't overpower the tension and suspense.

There were a bunch of celebrity guests as well. Naturally, the cast and a lot of the crew showed up. But there were also other guests such as Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, and Bruce Campbell. My brother and I actually got to talk briefly with Robert Rodriguez and get his autograph.

To top things off, I talked to Tom Savini after the show and he agreed to do a video interview for my college TV station's Halloween special.

As you can imagine, I am quite a happy guy.

[TheDMV]

Excellent new thread title!

[Cain]

I am in fanboy overdrive right now! I just got back from the Land of the Dead premiere!

June 22 is now George A. Romero Day in Pittsburgh. I'm not kidding, it's official.

The movie was great. Fantastic writing, superb acting, beautiful set design and sound tech, powerful subtext, and top-knotch gore effects. Romero at his finest. The standard gunshot/biting violence you became accustomed to early on. But the climactic zombie rampage scenes had some very creative work that more than once had me writhing in my seat. And the best part is that the gore didn't overpower the tension and suspense.

There were a bunch of celebrity guests as well. Naturally, the cast and a lot of the crew showed up. But there were also other guests such as Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, and Bruce Campbell. My brother and I actually got to talk briefly with Robert Rodriguez and get his autograph.

To top things off, I talked to Tom Savini after the show and he agreed to do a video interview for my college TV station's Halloween special.

As you can imagine, I am quite a happy guy.

Glad to hear it. :thumb:

On a down note, though, the "Song to play for a girl" thread has been overwhelmed with morons. Check it out. :(

[RiceMonster]

Oh, good, another example of someone who agrees with my assessment. Sorry I forgot to mention you, but at least you said it yourself instead of me saying it for you :)
It's fine that you didn't mention me :). I don't rank myself as highly, or conisder myself as prominate a member of the forums as Bobo or Kage anyway.

Yeah, I used to post in this thread way back when it was first created. But then it turned into a repfest elitist type thing that moved too fast for me to keep up with. :upset: But tonight, I have made my return!
I hate to say I was a big part of that. :upset:

[Steerpike]

Glad to hear it. :thumb:

On a down note, though, the "Song to play for a girl" thread has been overwhelmed with morons. Check it out. :(

Yeah, I've seen it. Rather depressing.

[halfdeadhippo]

Glad to hear it. :thumb:

On a down note, though, the "Song to play for a girl" thread has been overwhelmed with morons. Check it out. :(
I'm pretty sure that that thread was doomed from the start. However, I keep checking back because your posts are very helpful. That thread made me realize that I don't know anything that I could play for an informal audience. So I'm learning "Midnight" now. :p

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Hey Steerpike, since you're into screenplay and such, are you into Porcupine Tree by any chance? Their new album was based on a screenplay that Steve Wilson wrote, and I figured that you may know where to get a hold of it. :D)


pre-emptive 123 to whatever Cain is going to say right...

now

[Cain]

Eleventeen, you dumbass, no one's going to read that. I'm not a spam Nazi or anything, but seriously, delete that and make a thread about it in the Pit. It wastes space. I don't want to be scrolling through your AIM pranks.

[Cain]

I'm pretty sure that that thread was doomed from the start. However, I keep checking back because your posts are very helpful. That thread made me realize that I don't know anything that I could play for an informal audience. So I'm learning "Midnight" now. :p

It takes practice, but on the whole it was much less difficult than it appears.

On the other hand, I'm a fingerstyle player, so maybe that was it. :-/

Thanks for the compliments on my posting, I just wish more of these people listen. They're all missing the point of playing for girls, and for audiences. You impress by loving performing, not loving impressing.

[Steerpike]

Hey Steerpike, since you're into screenplay and such, are you into Porcupine Tree by any chance? Their new album was based on a screenplay that Steve Wilson wrote, and I figured that you may know where to get a hold of it. :D)

Actually, I only just got into Porcupine Tree the other day. So I wouldn't really know, sadly.

[Cain]

pre-emptive 123 to whatever Cain is going to say right...

now

What's this all about? I hope I don't appear a know it all or something. :-/

[Illmatic]

Speaking of that thread, Cain, could you burn that All Along the Watchtower onto a CD and upload it? If it's not too much trouble.

I don't think so, Lucas. You're just a knowledgable dude.

[Dancin' Man]

I like how people are complementing the bass work in my competition song even though I am not a bassist.

Hi all, anything new I should know about?

[Steerpike]

By the way, Cain, you did give me some inspiration. I downloaded a tab of Love Thing and I'll start working on it tomorrow. I'm also putting together a metal re-mix of the Legend of Zelda theme.

[PIGS(1 different one)]

so i joined one of those online dating things today :upset:

[Steerpike]

Hi all, anything new I should know about?

See my post higher up this page bragging about the Land of the Dead premiere. The fanboy is strong in this one.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Actually, I only just got into Porcupine Tree the other day. So I wouldn't really know, sadly.

All the more reason for you to get into them! What album(s) do you have, or which songs, if you're a pirate like me.

Cain- I didn't mean any offense. I saw your post, and edited mine saying that I agree with you. :) Better to do that then to spam, amirite?

PIGS- Which one? Maybe could date some time. :naughty:

[RiceMonster]

I like how people are complementing the bass work in my competition song even though I am not a bassist.
Ha, my guitar teacher told me I was a good bass player when he heard me play bass. I play bass exactly how I play guitar, becuase I can't be bothered to learn to play it properly. I hate the sound of a pick, but I don't like playing with my fingers.

[Cain]

By the way, Cain, you did give me some inspiration. I downloaded a tab of Love Thing and I'll start working on it tomorrow. I'm also putting together a metal re-mix of the Legend of Zelda theme.

Cool. It's quite pretty.

Any Zelda music is AWESOME. Actually, a lot of the girls at my school dig it. They're the ones that liked my Super Mario song. :p

[Cain]

Ray- I think my sister has stolen my blank CDs and now I can't find them. But don't worry, it's been in the back of my mind as something to get done since yesterday. My apologies for keeping you waiting.

Thanks Jake. :)

[Steerpike]

All the more reason for you to get into them! What album(s) do you have, or which songs, if you're a pirate like me.

Blackest Eyes, Dead Can Dance, Piano Lessons, Prodigal, and Trains. I don't really have a favorite, but it's good stuff.

[RiceMonster]

Wow, I finally found black metal with production that is too terrible for me. :eek: Vlad Tepes' La Morte de la Lune demo, honestly avoid it. I can just barely hear the song, it's that fuzzy. When I first put it on I thought it was just static.

[halfdeadhippo]

Get "The Sound of Muzak" and "Strip the Soul". They are my favorites by that band.

[Illmatic]

Ray- I think my sister has stolen my blank CDs and now I can't find them. But don't worry, it's been in the back of my mind as something to get done since yesterday. My apologies for keeping you waiting.

Nah, it's okay...I don't need to have it, but you made it sound good, so I'm interested.

Tis interesting how the "what song should I play for a girl?" topic flares up, because over the past few days my lady has put me on the spot and wanted me to play guitar for her :eek:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Steerpike, get these as well.

Lazarus
Collapse the Light into Earth
The Creator has a Mastertape

Those 3 songs own.

Ray- wtf, you play guitar?

[Cain]

Nah, it's okay...I don't need to have it, but you made it sound good, so I'm interested.

Tis interesting how the "what song should I play for a girl?" topic flares up, because over the past few days my lady has put me on the spot and wanted me to play guitar for her :eek:

Our girlfriends are so different, Ray. Mine doesn't usually ask me to play guitar for her: she thinks the "serenading" thing is too cheesy, and plus she's quite a competent singer herself so she's not apt to be impressed even by impressive guitar playing.

She won't even let me write a love song or dedicate anything to her when I perform. :( And I can write a doozy of a love song if I wanted, let me tell you.

[Endless Obsession]

Tis interesting how the "what song should I play for a girl?" topic flares up, because over the past few days my lady has put me on the spot and wanted me to play guitar for her :eek:

Dang i didnt know you played guitar! U any good? What kind do you have?

[PIGS(1 different one)]

Here is the website along with a member who I may contact.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member335823.htm

[Cain]

Dang i didnt know you played guitar! U any good? What kind do you have?

He's probably quite good. One time I saw a black dude dressed in total ghetto regalia (the real kind, not the sports jerseys) walk into a guitar store and pick up a Les Paul next to me. He had the cleanest, fastest legato technique of anyone I've ever seen in person. The dude was RIPPIN. It reminded me just how few black players there are left. At the time, I wasn't even aware that they still existed (I was in ninth grade, a decidedly less-educated point and time with regards to music).

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

All 3 of our gfs are like polar opposites.

One wants you to play for her, the other doesn't, and mine plays guitar for me.

If you don't get this, I'll give you a hint. I don't have a girlfriend.

[Cain]

All 3 of our gfs are like polar opposites.

One wants you to play for her, the other doesn't, and mine plays guitar for me.

If you don't get this, I'll give you a hint. I don't have a girlfriend.

So your right hand is working overtime?

[Illmatic]

Ray- wtf, you play guitar?

Yessuh.

Dang i didnt know you played guitar! U any good? What kind do you have?

Dang, why is this such a shock to everyone? I think I've mentioned it like, three times ITT.

Our girlfriends are so different, Ray. Mine doesn't usually ask me to play guitar for her: she thinks the "serenading" thing is too cheesy, and plus she's quite a competent singer herself so she's not apt to be impressed even by impressive guitar playing.

She won't even let me write a love song or dedicate anything to her when I perform. And I can write a doozy of a love song if I wanted, let me tell you.

Well, it's not like she was in it for the "ooh, please play a love song for me! that would be so romantic!" factor (although she might have been); back at uni she told me she played bass, so I told her I was a guitarist and she said to me the other day that she just wanted to know just how good I was at it and how interested I was in it.

But I think she did ask me to play in part because of the romanticism involved, because all women are like that :p

[Cain]

There's nothing they love more than a good serenade. Problem is, you can't have the serenade without the good. That's where it gets tricky. :p

[Illmatic]

There's nothing they love more than a good serenade. Problem is, you can't have the serenade without the good. That's where it gets tricky. :p

Oh yeah, I don't think I did a very good job :lol:

Or maybe I did because she seemed impressed. But then again she could be playing the "supportive girlfriend" role. Hm.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Ray- Do you play any Hendrix songs?

/terrible cliche

Cain- So far 1 person has got my joke. :p

[Illmatic]

I can play some, but I mostly don't.

[ATM]

I just did a self-portrait for art. I should post it so you guys can make fun of me.

[Illmatic]

I just did a self-portrait for art. I should post it so you guys can make fun of me.

Please, it would be better than anything I could ever draw or paint.

I'm good with words and a gee-tar, but with a pencil or paintbrush I'm lost.

[Steerpike]

Please, it would be better than anything I could ever draw or paint.

I'm good with words and a gee-tar, but with a pencil or paintbrush I'm lost.

I'm the same. I can't draw a straight line to save my life.

[RiceMonster]

My mom was an artist, but now she does it all on the computer (not to say that isn't art). Drawing is one of my strong points, as is Art class. I wouldn't say I'm much of a painter though.

[heavy metal kid]

My mom was an artist, but now she does it all on the computer (not to say that isn't art). Drawing is one of my strong points, as is Art class. I wouldn't say I'm much of a painter though.

what kind of artist was your mom?

[halfdeadhippo]

Ray- Do you play any Hendrix songs?

/terrible cliche

Cain- So far 1 person has got my joke. :p
I got your joke, I just didn't comment on it until now.

[Dancin' Man]

http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0GK26KM1X104G2XI65N694XOBT

Dredg - El Cielo. Uploaded for Jake. Shared with all.

[RiceMonster]

what kind of artist was your mom?
A graphic artist. Basically she designed logos, and other related things. She was quite good. She decided to get back into the buisness about five years ago, and had to take a bunch of computer courses because painting logos is outdated.

[Permanent Solution]

Oh new title... *sigh*

Whose idea was it?

[Illmatic]

AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.

[heavy metal kid]

A graphic artist. Basically she designed logos, and other related things. She was quite good. She decided to get back into the buisness about five eyars ago, and ha dto take a bunch of computer courses becuase painting logos is outdated.

i always like graphic desing, is very awesome i'll probably take classes of that just when i finish some photo shoots.

[RiceMonster]

i always like graphic desing, is very awesome i'll probably take classes of that just when i finish some photo shoots.
It is very cool. I'm considering it as one of my options for the future. I really have no idea what I want to do though.

[Permanent Solution]

AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.
I see.

Well it's half true... :-\

[Cain]

AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.

Jim's been doing a lot of that lately. How come?

[Permanent Solution]

Jelle changed it, and everything I wrote in said post was serious.

Well that wasn't very nice, I realized it wasn't that difficult to see...but yeah...serious business :-\

[ATM]

Alright, I'll post it. But be kind.

EDIT: Webcam is being ghey, maybe I can post it later.

[Illmatic]

Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"

[Endless Obsession]

Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"

Can You Send It?

[lunch998]

I'm decent at drawing and a mediocre painter, but I'm getting better. My art teacher constantly prods me to paint.

[RiceMonster]

Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"
I already knew Jimmy Page was a thief. :D

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Thank you Jumbucket. :D


[21:17] hi im madey: no.. i want a ****ing huge dick
[21:17] hi im madey: with cheese and.. tomatoes and lettuce
[21:17] hi im madey: and ketchup
[21:17] hi im madey: and .. mushrooms
[21:18] DrJakeDestructo: lol!
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Oh shi'

[GaggingOrder]

Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"
Yep. Page did that a lot. *cough*wholelottalove*cough*

I don't draw much. Sometimes I feel like drawing a picture, but I suck at it. I can make realistic looking people, but they come out ugly.

[ATM]

I've got some letters inside of my drawer
that should have been stamped and delivered
One is addressed to my ex
it says I'm the type of kid who can't be lived with
One is addressed to my friends
it says I'm a mess so y'all can't visit
One is addressed to myself
but I don't know what personality or hand to give it

I'm a God damn misfit...mismatched, but never missed much
Mr Right-time-wrong-place with a long face until our lips touch
I don't miss the mistrust, its what got our messages mixed up
Before I rip up your letters let us see if I can tear you away from his clutch

This stuff's a whole other drawer
from a different dresser I'm not ready to address
I went to the west to get my mind off things and I'm already depressed
I give up. Get let down. Down play. Play games. Put on my game face
Face my pharmecudial needs and feed on my medicine, but I don't like the way it tastes

I go place to place without enough money to put a bed under me
So I share my sleeping space with rodents, insects, and dust bunnies
I laugh at the mess I've created for myself until it gets unfunny
But I'm content in the fact that they don't expect respect, sex, love, or trust from me

When I'm hungry I can taste it
I hide in the basement
Check up on me every now and then
Because my mood swings low...and I can feel myself going down again

[Jom]

Ok, quick question. What band is Adrian Belew in? I wanna say he's Opeth's guitarist for some reason, but could someone clarify/correct me, please?

King Crimson.

Source: http://www.adrianbelew.net/, courtesy of my brain.

EDIT: Okay, Google (http://www.google.com/), too.

[lunch998]

Hence the ending line "Down on this Killing floor...."

[RiceMonster]

Ok, quick question. What band is Adrian Belew in? I wanna say he's Opeth's guitarist for some reason, but could someone clarify/correct me, please?
I don't know, but I'm sure he's not Opeth's guitarist since Peter Lindgren is the guitarist, and he isn't listed on metal archives as a past member.

Edit: AH got there first.

[Illmatic]

Howlin' Wolf - Killing Floor (http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2667KH8NT8AUV2RN5AQDH2SYME)

ATM: Is that the self-portrait?

/expected a painting or drawing

Hence the ending line "Down on this Killing floor...."Well, yeah, but parts of "The Lemon Song" directly lift the melody from "Killin' Floor"...it's shocking.

[lunch998]

ATM: Is that the self-portrait?

No, he said his webcam wasn't working.

[RiceMonster]

Howlin' Wolf - Killing Floor (http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2667KH8NT8AUV2RN5AQDH2SYME)
The link isn't working for me. :upset:

[ATM]

No, he said his webcam wasn't working.

That was just the song I was listening too :)